Bless the heart of that poor cowboy at 4:43. He seems genuinely happy to make this food, and I'd probably eat any food he puts out, as long as he serves it to me without farting all over it.
KindaNotLazy yeah! The harmonies were actually really on point and the contratenor and bass were awesome! A legitimate tenor 1, tenor 2, baritone, bass quartet!
@@ghoulygammy everything about his cooking process was wrong and unsanitary. that was a health inspector. he had so much to say that only "no" would suffice.
@@subjectc7505 No tf he would not. Cooking on unsanitary surfaces, melting violin wax on food, stepping on eggs with his feet, never washed his hands, using a stove that had been pressed against his hole...
Jason Darkflame Gilbert Beilschmidt my main real friends are kamryn and my bff my bff in 11 and Jaida in 11 I only got 2 friends that isn’t in my grade like Jaida but I don’t count my bff as my friend kameyn dede dejah Stephanie in my grade and Jaida it’s
@@marianaseay4739 Woah, that's weird! Literally everything you just mentioned has happened to me! All except the part where it had zero relevance and made zero sense.
Hhaha, I work in the restaurant-business and I thought the enitre time '' That's so unhygenic, no way that'd pass health-inspections! xD '' And then the health inspector show up, fucking loved it xD
And the other kid wasn't given the measurements of the first nerd before he started graphing an equation that couldn't be solved without said data. I'm starting to think the bully is just a perfectionist weeding out false nerds.
BWTB luigui 007 I dead ass got 5 friends and 1 title idc how many friends the next mf got like if they got 3 and I got 5 that don’t mean imma stop being friends with 2 yo be where thy at
6:50 That's actually happened irl before but not on accident. Nick Rieketa mentioned this during one of his streams; It's a story of one of his client's legal trouble. A judge in Minnesota filed a restraining order for a pregnant woman on her behalf during a demotic dispute hearing (btw there was no dispute, someone snitched on the husband and lied about what he was doing... he didn't do anything, neither did the wife.) During that time the husband was forced out of his house and the pregnant wife who didn't have a job had to basically change her life. The couple eventually had the order revoked, but it took months of legal bs to do... all because a judge felt like the wife needed to be protected. She gave birth during that period and the father was stuck in a motel during the entire situation. They also both had to pay legal fees for the bs. Note, everyone in the court case was telling the judge not to do this, the husband, the wife, Nick, and the attorney for the wife, but the Judge decided to do it anyway.
10:07 Pablo Picasso, who was one of the most influential 20th century artists in the world, was thought to be a sufferer of Bipolar disorder. There were long periods in Picasso's life as an artist where he translated his emotions into his artwork through colors and the style of his paintings and artwork. Or I could be completely off...
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The No in Breakfast Cowboy gets me every single time
Good to know im not alone
Fpppp......No
no
Me too haha!
Same
The restraining order: THATS ONE FAITHFUL BUTLER
One hell of a butler
The plot would make a good anime
Shoot I laughed at the end
@@mugetsukurosaki7707 TELL ME THAT WAS INTENTIONAL! BLACK BUTLER. PLEASE.
domink fri Bernard is the man
9:16 I really like how they sang
Yeah saitama
No one like this comment
CRYPTIDXBLU stfu
GDMegakiller lol they play fortnite
They sang nicely
"Dont Talk" at 3:20 is a prequel to the cyanide and happiness short, "Its Not What It Looks Like".
:O
Oh yeah
Sequel *
Prequel*
Lacoulas 555 prequel
Anyone else notice at 0:28 he’s got a fire extinguisher? He’s ready to put down your fire
The Gaming Garlic hahaha you liked your own comment
Tyrese Fiedtkou lol just didnt
Holy shit
The Gaming Garlic lol
The Gaming Garlic yep
I like how the singers have progressively bigger mustaches
Lmao i noticed that too
Their voices get deeper according to how big their mustache is
I did not Notice that
*I DON'T CARE!!!*
@@lamian_wan3542 u alright luv?
Bless the heart of that poor cowboy at 4:43. He seems genuinely happy to make this food, and I'd probably eat any food he puts out, as long as he serves it to me without farting all over it.
and the orange juice
Yup
Just as long as he always takes a bath/shower and stuff with soap as well
Yup
I just want to know how he didn't cook his fingers when he made the sausage
I'd eat it if he made it normally
“Because she’s.... f**king... me......”
That will always be the best C&H line ever
5:40 the perfect mix between pain and disappointment…
Poor cowboy…
STILL HAVE THAT WATER
I would ask him to make me breakfast to be honest.
I was impressed at his skills till the twist came
You can’t convince me otherwise that the fire whisperer is guy fieri
What if I told you he was satan
Guy Firey
It was Jackson Galaxy,and his name was “Kevin Cosmos”
Its based of this guy named Ceasar Milan dog whisperer
Guy fiyery
“She needs to assert her dominance”
Me: *T-Pose*
dein0mite
what is t-pose
anonymous anonymous are u fr
@@hollieisonyt4459 no i just asked a simple question
Any way cool it’s where you stand upright with your arms out like a T shape
The Fire Whisperer has done one thing no one else can do,
*KILLED KAREN*
Thank you so much
Thank you captain Obvious 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Bradley Songor it’s a joke, because any ‘Karen’ figure is an a**hole.
@@coolsceegaming6178 ah ok so i'll wooosh myself
r/wooooshed XD
She'll be seeing managers in H E L L
I love the singing telegram. It’s actually at superior quality
KindaNotLazy yeah! The harmonies were actually really on point and the contratenor and bass were awesome! A legitimate tenor 1, tenor 2, baritone, bass quartet!
KindaNotLazy and she was f*cking the bass 😂
KindaNotLazy BECAUSE SHES FUCKING ME
Yes I send it to everyone
@@brennenfoerst3908 this best part us that it's all the same guy recorded 4 times
Who watches Cyanide and Happiness at 2 in the morning?
*_youtube notification goes off_*
*OH BOY TWO A.M*
Why do i see you everywhere
Justin Y. Fuck off please
Justin Y. Morning
Justin Y. This was posted 8 AM for me. >:)
It was about 12-3 pm here in asia
**Takes out Umbrella**
*I d o n ' t c a r e ! ! !*
**flies away In a Mary Poppins Fashion**
He's Mary Poppins, y'all!
Pager Guy g
What’s the story behind the I don’t care guy.
@@friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004 he just wants to be alone
Merchant ah that makes sense.
5:32 god, that disturbed and confused pause while he pondered what to say, before he eventually just came up with a solemn "no..."
It was all good until you he straight up cracked a wet one
@@ghoulygammy everything about his cooking process was wrong and unsanitary. that was a health inspector. he had so much to say that only "no" would suffice.
@@Resi1iencehe said No, to him farting on the food. I think he would have passed if it wasn't for it 😂
@@subjectc7505 No tf he would not. Cooking on unsanitary surfaces, melting violin wax on food, stepping on eggs with his feet, never washed his hands, using a stove that had been pressed against his hole...
7:01 Oh.
She has orgasmed sirrrrrrrrr
Oh....
I'm slightly disturbed but yet intriguied.
I mean, it works but... *_thats a big gay moment_*
:|
"She has, ooooorgasmed, sir."
ExplosmEntertainment no
LOL
"Ah haaaa"
yee
Ooooooooooooooooooooorrrgasm
that butler needs a raise
His raise was doing the wife.
@@Ren6117 lol yep
He has RAISED to heaven
Sorry for the bad joke
Only to be raised from the dead...
As someone who sang in a quartet once for school I can appreciate the harmonies were fire👌🏽👌🏽
9:16.... Good song.
naruku sharingan I agree
@Igna Brother
Then just play it.
You really need to HEAR the song.
It's Really nice
Naruku sharingan because she's f*cking me
At the end I was like ........ yeah I'd do him instead of that wuss. Lol
See I always hear it as she isnt real, he was just disguised as her. "She's fucking me"
8:54 basically Gary’s mod
Z
On bully
2 Rs
9:56 damn that dude old enough to be her dad 🤣
But u don’t see her... how would you know?
M
He doesn’t look that old
This is cyanide and happiness.
I'm just glad it wasn't a dog or something.
Tiffany Ulloa or grandpa...
Plot twist: It was Bernard that actually filled out the Restraining order.
9:40 how moustaches grow in acsending order
I noticed that
I'm pretty sure their voices go deeper with the moustaches too
K
and their height too
that little kid at the dump just made me realise how rarely cyanide and happiness characters smile
i wonder why
8:28 if only losing weight was this easy
tee hee hoo man yeah, but… it won’t do anything… 8:51
Easy? Are u sure about that?
@@fireguy4588
R
@@fireguy4588 YOU WANT SOME PUSSY NOT GOOD
Losing weight is easy. The reason people can't isn't because it's hard its because they are weak willed and want things handed to them.
9:05 definitely one of my favorite 🤣
Shut up bitch, that's why Sasuke was ur first
@@fearmepleasez9103 but you are sasuke
@@xyoungxkingzx2480 And why he is a power bottom, little pathetic nobody
why are u putting ur username as naruto are u one offf those mega fans that love a show so much they put a characters name as their username
The song is super good
8:33 when I get a long strand of my hair inside my throat and I try to pull it out
I hate the feeling
When all might got one for all-
@@anicon5892 ikr it sucks
@zScrollz Why tf is it not funny to watch?
Just fucking agony.
3:29 ONLY CYANIDE OGS KNOW THIS BUT THAT WAS THE 2 CHARACTERS FROM ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. He’s the cheater and she’s the giant.
The one with the bill board?
Gordo Ramsbey
Yep. The one with the Bill Board. Saw it before this actually. Now... I see a story-line.
I know I realized that right when she walked out of the screen
Oh yea i just noticed that
Yup
*When you've already seen all of the animations*
BoiTurtle *NEEERD!*
BoiTurtle so truuueee
Shresth Priyadarshi is that a insult or joke
BoiTurtle same
I’ve seen most of these
14:00 I closed my eyes for full effect
?
I couldn’t even look at Harry
For the 21st compilation should include every superhero/anti villain sketch, and at the end announce an explosmentertainment *cinematic universe*
Why is it you again. Everywhere.
Justin Y. You are everywhere :O
yeah good idea so disney can buy it too
HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE AT ONCE
tyrantking000 You just see my old comments
When is Harry the Handsome Butcher part 4: “The Clean Getaway” coming out
IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Cheezyeggroll where they fight shark rad.
That way he walked in the police dept was amazing
i think the clean getaway is going to be senor cleanfist tbh
5:39 press f for respect
Toot Toot he didn’t die or get hurt bad
F
memelover 69 he lost his job
Health inspector: "No."
Oh, I thought he said "mo"
Thanks for clarifying
Watched most of them so now i can finally waste another 17 minutes on them and not study for exams
Sagar Bhabar ify
Sagar Bhabar 17 mins and 3 seconds
หมาสี่แม่มึง
7:19 "she has orgasms sir" ha haaaa😂💀 #restrainingorder
BERNARD IS OLD AS FUCK. 1946 TO 2029
Do you even know what Orgasm is
Oegasm is something after sex or masturbating
@@bristacos4938 he is 83
U si petty for that lol
9:06 I love it
Me and you both bro
"Yup, still dead" 😂😂😂 that got me🤣
9:03 my favourite part lmfao
Did anybody notice that the “fire whisperer” made the psst psst noise when he was spraying the water not the actual spray bottle making the sound
When your an artist and somoene asks can you draw me
Me: 5:32
I can relate.
Simple Art Diaz don’t try to make memes especially ones that say the word when
memelover 69 When a random hater has no life:
Kirbo H. Boi right
7:12 that sounds like a knife scraping at wood
Your too young to know
I won't have what he's having! *Forced laughter intensifies*
Jason Darkflame most of my music Is singing and rap
Jason Darkflame Gilbert Beilschmidt my main real friends are kamryn and my bff my bff in 11 and Jaida in 11 I only got 2 friends that isn’t in my grade like Jaida but I don’t count my bff as my friend kameyn dede dejah Stephanie in my grade and Jaida it’s
The cornal
Jason Darkflame thsrd
@@marianaseay4739
Woah, that's weird! Literally everything you just mentioned has happened to me! All except the part where it had zero relevance and made zero sense.
Hhaha, I work in the restaurant-business and I thought the enitre time '' That's so unhygenic, no way that'd pass health-inspections! xD '' And then the health inspector show up, fucking loved it xD
Bicy
He's just. No.
Can we appreciate how one guy did all the harmonies for the barbershop quartet.
11:41 “the hard times” 💀💀
The breakfast cowboy bit is exactly how I imagine Jimmy Dean lived his life.
8:40 when you get 1 wrong on a test
8:42 when you get an 89% on a test
8:51 when you fail the test
Lol
What I Don’t get it?
PoorSecurityBlazer037 ćv
Other way around
0:25 The note on the fridge says: "Pick Up Butt." LMFAO
Butter
@@ViceMightBeTaken r/woooosh it was cut to say butt
*Dark humor is like clean water. Most people don’t get it.*
Nice
How oRgiNaL (no hate)
S K I P A D uh thanks?
That’s a good one
You stole this comment from another popular video
Is Justin Y was here again he would say this:
Who watches Cyanide and Happyiness At 10:00 in the evening?
Oh boy 10 PM
**turns on UA-cam**
It's 1 AM where I'm at (Ohio).
Nice one
Wasn’t expecting you here
Justin Y. Bruuuuh teach me your ways 😆
It's fucking 4AM here
I'm still waiting for that clean getaway.
The fire whisperer looks like charzards step dad who tries to be more like his son.
Those newly Weds should have just taken back the restraining order
Ah yeah. Everyone loves the guy who points out the blatantly obvious ass shortcut behind the joke in c&h shorts
For real
blazeissilent hishe does exactly that and he has a lot of subs
It’s cyanide and happiness... really?
Cheese the hooter to films. Not CaH subs
that dump one was deeeep
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
That butler tho
The Game Freak he is simply one hell of a butler
T D ayyy black butler
We need Harry the Handsome Butcher 4! :3
8:41 kills me every time! 😂
0:42 this is just a replay button for myself, you can use it too
9:02
SPECIAL DELIVERY!!
one link to my favorite short
12:11 As a huge cello nerd myself, I feel the need to say he’s holding the cello wrong..............
Kill me now
Potato Woman Yeah. He deserved to be stuffed in to a cello he doesn’t even hold properly............
I don’t play cello myself...
*Pew...*Pew Just had to double tap.
And the other kid wasn't given the measurements of the first nerd before he started graphing an equation that couldn't be solved without said data. I'm starting to think the bully is just a perfectionist weeding out false nerds.
Nirot the Wise Yea it could be a baby in a full size cello
That bi bitch and what's the name of that music? Thank you!
Moral of the story.
Brains might beat brawn in the long run,
*but you might still get pummelled.*
Don't talk would be such a cool movie concept!
A quiet place exists.
@@luna_swan0853 yes you see but don't talk would have smart people in it. Not dumb people who allow their son to have a toy that makes noise.
No no your are spoiling it with kindling and oxygen........ should i suffocate it?
BWTB luigui 007
Yes. Yes, you should.
BWTB luigui 007 I dead ass got 5 friends and 1 title idc how many friends the next mf got like if they got 3 and I got 5 that don’t mean imma stop being friends with 2 yo be where thy at
Lol
U have 666 likes (July 14th 2018)
not anymore *insert good laugh*
8:41 When I watch scary videos and then I can't get to sleep so I watch even scarier videos.
9:17 they are SAVAGE,,,,,
It her words not them
10:56 this is by far the saddest short that they’ve ever made.
@TheCheekiBreeker what do you think is the saddest?
The Sad Larry trilogy
And Le Comedie
Nothing tops "le comedie" in sadness
Le comedie
Still waiting for HTHB Part4
10:19 pizza here and look at this 10:10 THERES NO PIZZA
Omg
Bien vu Michel 🙂
14:30 Omg harry's freakin voice on headphones is so realistic it's amazing where do i find more good videos to watch with such good effects T^T
16:25 *Spongebob Reference* Hahahaha
Chazahc Vilbar 2:59 DO YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM
Yes and they made a joke out of it
Jayden barnes i know
Chazahc Vilbar oh yeah. Sponge bob and patrick use bubble talk
Chazahc Vilbar i
Fun fact. The restraining order was instigated by the butler so the married couple would need him, so he would always have a job
The cowboy one my fav make thirsty n hungry in sametime
The fire whisperer: I'm on my way!
Me: Why does he have a fire extinguisher in his truck 😰😰😰😰😰😨😱😱😨😨
Some times u got to put the fire down
Why do many fucking emojis
He uses it when the fire goes on a killing spree
12:08 *BUT CAN HE DO THIS*
7:22 I was doing his laugh to my friends and they started dying
Lol
Luka Petrovic thx
Luka Petrovic I subed
Jayleen Barett so did i to you now
Too bad i don't have friends
1:53 is that a pun about fire and cooking?
Cannon Savage
P
That may be a South Park reference since Kenny always has.
Yes
Cannon Savage “2#”$”.$.$$
Dldlld.d.d.d
Being a fire whisperer is such a respectable profession
Okay but am I the only one that wants to see that "clean getaway"?
The fire whisperer looks exactly like if guy fieri was a pokemon trainer.
3:05 comedy gold
The smiles they make are funny like this 10:44
9:57 so worth not getting the add money. Hahaha
ad*
9:03-10:05 is the best
It was all free
doggo because she's f-ing meeeeeee
@@minorinconvenionce5496 I like you. Friends?
5:06 he used his Dead-Eye ability
It’s High Noon.
ITS HIIIIIIIIIIGH NOOOOOOOOOON
Aim bot hack
Hey! They're called quirks! Jojo reference!
6:50 That's actually happened irl before but not on accident. Nick Rieketa mentioned this during one of his streams; It's a story of one of his client's legal trouble. A judge in Minnesota filed a restraining order for a pregnant woman on her behalf during a demotic dispute hearing (btw there was no dispute, someone snitched on the husband and lied about what he was doing... he didn't do anything, neither did the wife.) During that time the husband was forced out of his house and the pregnant wife who didn't have a job had to basically change her life. The couple eventually had the order revoked, but it took months of legal bs to do... all because a judge felt like the wife needed to be protected. She gave birth during that period and the father was stuck in a motel during the entire situation. They also both had to pay legal fees for the bs. Note, everyone in the court case was telling the judge not to do this, the husband, the wife, Nick, and the attorney for the wife, but the Judge decided to do it anyway.
10:15 falls over
Some guy offers to pick up level 100 big boos
3:10 for those to young. look up tim Allen's home improvement cut aways
Mjikan ! Lol, I know what was it. I was like "why is this so familiar" lol. I'm only 18 though
Just cuz I'm young doesn't mean I don't know where it came from
Yeah I know really from home improvment
Mjikan ! The smile though..
1:13 it's clearly my man dog whisperer 🤗
10:07 Pablo Picasso, who was one of the most influential 20th century artists in the world, was thought to be a sufferer of Bipolar disorder. There were long periods in Picasso's life as an artist where he translated his emotions into his artwork through colors and the style of his paintings and artwork. Or I could be completely off...
9:15 best song I’ve ever heard lol
Edit: I love that goddamned quartet lol
Jason it’s the one where the girl breaks up with the guy and the quartet sings him her message to him
16:25 The new Harry The Handsome Butcher: Part 4 Trailer is great.
8:41 ME when the dentist is using that sucking device and it touches the back of my mortal THROAT
“No Face! You two faced rat! “
- Best line ever
The fire whisperer episode was pretty...lit ;;)))
Fariha Khan *EEEYYYYYYYY*
Eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy very “punny”
I’m cringing so hard my spine hurts
Eyyyyy
o nice one
This is the moment when you regret having notifications on for ExplosmEntertainment
Duuuuude why do i see you everywhere
We like the sane UA-camr s, that's why
I wouldn't consider Cyanide and Happiness "sane"
ThSadomasohista Lol he meant same
DEANDRE DI DON o
11:11 If I was homeless and had to live in a dump I would live in the bus why didn’t they pick the bus
Because people drive buses
@@AlboLxns is a dump,the bus is abandoned
Good point. Rust? Collapsing? I would have gone for it. I lived in a caravan for a couple years between homes. The bus would've been bigger.
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