Season 2 Mega Compilation | Cyanide and Happiness
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Railroad man unironically slaps more than most other songs
I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream. When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command. Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!)
The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran? Can you take me down to Tennessee across the Rio Grande?
Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland? Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!)
They called him that because he built the railroads and was male; And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails.
His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes; His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes
He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA, and he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day.
These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight. They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!)
They said "Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail. Your industry is dying and your dreams' going to fail! So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks and get on out of town We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around."
"Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong!
Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song
If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock;
Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a cock! Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell; They can lick my shaft, from fore to aft, and their plane can burn in hell."
The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great? Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight? And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back. But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!"
Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!"
"And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word."
Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand? Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land? Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails. Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man. The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track. Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back. The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near. The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears. Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop. The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top...
The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run. The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done
But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies. He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky. So take a look there down below, written in the land.
You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!
Your not wrong tho😅
@@guidingthelightbeliketyre? is that tire in british?
@@Fireman_Epic donno I just searched the lyrics
@@guidingthelightbelike tyre feels bri'ish and also like if tire had a seizure
We will always remember the "Railroad Man"
Especially the fact his work was useless, 'cause Santos Drummont is who invented the airplane
"The Railroad Maaaaaaannnn!" 🎵
I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream. When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command. Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!)
The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran? Can you take me down to Tennessee across the Rio Grande?
Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland? Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!)
They called him that because he built the railroads and was male; And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails.
His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes; His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes
He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA, and he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day.
These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight. They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!)
They said "Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail. Your industry is dying and your dreams' going to fail! So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks and get on out of town We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around."
"Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong!
Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song
If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock;
Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a cock! Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell; They can lick my shaft, from fore to aft, and their plane can burn in hell."
The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great? Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight? And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back. But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!"
Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!"
"And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word."
Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand? Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land? Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails. Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man. The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track. Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back. The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near. The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears. Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop. The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top...
The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run. The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done
But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies. He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky. So take a look there down below, written in the land.
You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!
bruh that railroad man song fire
Ik
“That’s what the railroad man said, his fuckin words”😂😂
There is no god damn reason for Railroad Man to go that hard.
Dear Boys, sorry I missed the video. I would love to have watched it with you, but you see, I lost my phone last night when a bunch of clowns suddenly burst into my living room. They started juggling everything, causing quite the chaos. Anyway, I believe in you boys! I know you can watch the whole video if you set your minds to it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy.
Dear Boys,
Sorry I missed the video. I was trying to watch this other crazy video about how the Boston Birds' coach missed his team's big game, it kind sucked, glad you guys didn't see it. Anyway, you guys got what it takes to make the video popular.
Sincerely, Coach Murphy
Dear boys sorry i missed this comment i was too busy with piracy i believe in you boys you can comment better if you set your mind to it . Sincerely, Coach Murphy.
Dear Boys,
I’m sorry I missed all the replies. I was kidnapped by Jigsaw and forced to set my eyes on fire, and then the whole building exploded. I’m just glad you boys didn’t see it.
Sincerely,
Coach Murphy
dear boys,
im sorry i couldn't reply to your comment, but i had to help my polish girlfriend to get her shark back from a pack of elvish ninjas. her sharks ok now but im pretty busted up
-love coach murphey
Dear Boys,
I'm sorry I couldn't reply to your comment. My teeth fell out and I went to the dentist to get a pair of dentures, but then I realized it wasn't a dentist at all. It was a hardware store. My mouth is now full of cement, and it's weighing me down and that's why I can't make it.
Sincerely, Coach Murphy.
3:06 13:39 45:45 1:27:01 Gotta love the way you guys animate asses
Are you just editing your comment every time you see a new instance?
@@RPGcat81what's stopping them
@@RPGcat81*asstance
@@thelittledetailscr7231instass was right there
@@thelittledetailscr7231 damnit was about to correct you then realized the joke
The plane in the first video must have been a Boeing
It was like a 747 or a 707
@@user-vz4xx8lw7uchances are the 707, Douglas DC-8, or Airbus A340 derived
gotta be a military grade police bike to handle his no leg day skipping legs.
Military grade isn’t good quality 🤣
@@kailencollier1443 never said good quality but resistant to withstand his power.
@@caldex1557military grade isn't resistant either, stuff breaks, constantly!
@@joshuagraham1800 how are they even doing the tests for military grade? if it breaks easily
@@caldex1557simple, they say it's military grade.
3:19 How the li'l old lady left just tickled me for some reason. 🤣😆
The plane went down because it was a Boeing Max 8. 😂
I unfortunately don't understand the joke. 😢 Mind explaining a bit?
The company that made the planes suck shit and are really flinsy abd poorly made@@criticalblaster458
Dark humor
@@criticalblaster458 There have been a few Boeing Max 8/9s that have gone down or have had safety issues. They are under investigation at the moment by the US government. Seems like they have cut costs quite significantly. One whistle blower claimed that only 3/4 of the oxygen masks were actually functional.
@@criticalblaster458a Boeing Max 8 went down
How nostalgic. Watched all of this when it first came out years ago.
Same
i like how in the war episode, in the end its literally turning into looneytoons for no absolute reason
“Don’t use the name of our lord and savior in vain” killed me
Dear boys sorry i missed the big game, but i had to get the milk!
Good I'm getting sleepy this will make me awake for another few weeks
His son must be the rollercoaster son cuz he could do the loop de loop,still catchy
Did those single fire weapons just shoot automatic at 36:55???
Funny thing is that the railroad is starting to make a comeback.
NOOO BUTTSHARK GOT IMPALED
I'd unironically watch cop dads and the spinoff show, cop son.
Hunk fu one traumatized me fr
The railroad man
Why did this make me laugh so much 🤣 I didn't know about this rivalry
Gotta love a mega comp
That railroadman song should be on top of bilboard this is amazing job
Heck yeah! Was waiting for this one
Same!
The song is so good
I'm only just now realizing during the time travel segment that the narrator says "Hitler's don't just kill themselves!" and yet that it exactly how Hitler died 😂
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
The very first thing being an absolute banger started this off right
Ballads are always fire
The music from the Fu Manchu fight scene made me nostalgic for Deus Ex. Well done.
the song in the beggining is awsome
years later. i still chuckle at this and other 2000s youtube.
Song was so great, well made Good Sir!
Finally it continues with new episode after 8 or 11 years only 12 episodes on season 1
Railroad man was one of the best songs
I was looking for this video 5 days ago but I found a different place to see these sob
Such a great song, beem a while since i first saw it
The narrator dialogue really saved up on animation costs.😂
"You have been, tolerated!"
20:31 Not true...
Just made my day 🥲
nice sequences between skits
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭THE BEST ANIMATED SERIES i HAVE EVER SEEN THANK YOU! THANK YOU ! YOU GET IT YOU DO THANK YOU! IM STILL CRYING FROM LAUGHTER AFTER THE JANITOR STORY OMG!!!!
👍
Ohhhhh yeaaaaaa baby
Still say the Tolerator is way better than PC Principle
The Railroad man
Who knew being a janitor was that epic right lmfao
Railroad man is on fire😎
Oh.
Oh my god.
Yucon man to you conman is brilliant
The Wonder % is my hero 😂
❤ the rail road man song is very excellent 🎉 😂 its the best meme song ever🎉❤❤❤❤
Amazing transitions for scenes
Must be a…Saturday??? No no no, none of this is right!
9:11 🤣
I wish this had ALL of Season 2. They are missing segments including the opening. I was hoping it would of been like the previous one where all episodes were together.
Amazing
Wonder percent he’s my superhero I wanna be just like him when I grow up. Take out the trash, kick ass and take names.😂❤
Salmon boy is fucking adorable.
Idk why reposting old videos is so popular in the last week
Money 💰
@@agamerslament5443 Very True
I would love a fighting game with all the super heroes
That WAS a cool trainsition.
12:56
Nice
me noticing the speedometer doesnt convert units properly
18:46 , wow, dude really wanted to be on top, he said he was into tying up not being tied up. Damn
oohwee boi
0:42 who left bro cook? 💀
I see the ppl in the first cartoon were flying on a Boeing airplane
I love Stevie, and you should too
34:17
I LOVE WAR ! 😂
amazing that 54 mins is accurate to the truth in 2024
actually id rather go by rail then fly , because tsa
They forgot 2 Clips
When was about algebra and trains
And the other one was about a horse
3 superheroes
36:47
25:27🤔Nigeria🤣🤣🤣
Mazal Tov! Hahahahaahhahahaahaahahahha
Can make a video of the lore of a blumkin
44:43 bros raiden fighting ray
Super dad died and at few moments I got a McDonald’s add
Santos Drumond >>> brothers wrights
1:24:10This was just an incredibly funny line
26:38
You're new, so I'll spare you from my wrath
Is that Johnny Cash reference?
19:29😬😄😄creepy eww. 😩
😂😂😂
A bomb ??
How does this video have less than 100k views
20:23 hitlers dont just kill thelselfs
I hope we don't get Canadiated, and can never criticize our Government again without being afraid of having our bank accouts frozen and imprisoned.
Wow
Dear boys,
I'm sorry I missed the big game, but I've been watching my daughter die and she's in perfect health so it's takin a while.
😂😂😂😂😂
sub to this guy he has worked hard and is underrated!
Wtf was the hunk fu one???? 💀💀💀
😮
AYO