(Not an expert) My art teacher tried to convince me that the sun was the largest star in the universe. Oh wow I come Back to check this and it had blown up! Thanks for the 3k likes
Good thing that person is an art teacher and not a science teacher. The sun is not the largest star, it's just the closest so it appears to be the largest and brightest star from our perspective. That said I'd think even an art teacher should understand how objects can appear larger or smaller based on distance since that's a fairly common art project that every art teacher I've ever had has gotten me to do. I don't know why I had to learn that three different times from three different teachers when it's a fairly basic thing I learned in kindergarten but once she retired the new art teacher did the same assignment when I was in in like fifth grade and then another teacher did it again when I was a freshman in High School.
I don't want to sound rude but, it's an art teacher. I would just say "yeup" and do whatever s/he thinks I have to do to "prove" that I've "learned" and aprove the fucking class. (Vent) Some art teachers think they are right about anything for having a degree in one of the most subjetives things you can learn. Sure they are rules about perspective, shape and how to add lights and shadows but there's plenty of artist and idiots who get popular and they don't need anything of that to succed
If you stood from far enough away... Your height could be measured as a height equal to the small side of a right angle triangle with an acute angle of 6 minutes 10 seconds
My cousin went as an exchange student to USA (we're Finnish). As he introduced himself and where he's from to the geography teacher, she'd go like "Oh, that province in Germany." He'd go "Uh, no. Finland is an independent country." And then this GEOGRAPHY teacher would argue for quite a while with this FINNISH PERSON, that his country that was independent since 1917 and had never been a part of Germany... was a part of Germany.
I go to college in Kentucky and I took Astronomy 135 this semester at my college and one of the questions in my lab class was "if it's 10am in Kentucky, what time is it in Anchorage, Alaska?" answered 6am, because the Alaska timezone is 4 hours behind the East Coast timezone. My lab professor marks me wrong, saying that timezones are every 15° longitude and that Anchorage is 5 hours behind. I explain that Alaska merged into one timezone in 1983 after years of the state being split into 2 seperate timezones made it a major pain for everyone trying to communicate with anyone inside or outside of the state. He insisted that I was still wrong and that to this day Anchorage is 5 hours behind the east coast. I was born in Anchorage and lived there for 20 years before being accepted and attending this college. I know this isn't technically a profession, but I'd like to assume I'm an expert at knowing what time it is in my home state and town.
@@hareecionelson5875 nope, still counted it as wrong. But it was a completion grade, so it didn't affect my grade in that aspect. Pissed me off, I'm still not over it
Alexander Slone Hi fellow Kentuckian. NGL you’re right we were in the union and had slaves but it doesn’t help our case I don’t think anyone is going to be okay with us whipping slaves just because we flew ol’ glory instead of stars and bars
@@the_alaskan_yeti2652 lol i once had a guy try to tell me that the way Americans say the word data is the exact same way as how us Australians pronounced data despite the fact that i have been living here in Australia for the past 30yrs
Turtle Milker this happens to me all the time(only 6’3 but 15) but not as much as people’s ya to me “I’m like 6’3 so your actually more like 6’4” when according to the doctor I am 6’3 and am like 3 inches taller than them but I stopped responding and just for sure whatever and walk away now.
Oh god my grandpa did this to me I’m 6,2 at 15 and he used to be 6,0 until he fell out of a tree and crushed his vertebrae but of course he won’t admit that so he just says that I’m atleast 6,7
My Russian friend quizzed me on vocabulary to prepare me for our next Russian lesson after the break. A guy named Jason sat opposite to us and repeated every word I said, sometimes with literally the same pronunciation. We asked him what he was doing and he chuckled “You're pronouncing it weird“. My friend who quizzed me was Russian (born and raised) and she knew full well everything I said was fine, no strange accent or anything, and she would have corrected me if I said it wrong. Jason said that his parents speak Russian at home but he himself can't speak it but he knows I'm wrong. He can't even speak it but tried to “correct“ me. What a jerk.
Oh i had one guy try to tell me that us Aussies pronounce the word Data as Dayta the exact same way as Americans do mind you we say dahtah (i know these are spelt wrong it's just the pronunciation) despite the fact i have lived here in Australia ALL my life
Had a vegan tell me honey is bad but felt bad for the queen being kept in a box. You know the box that protects her so that her pheromones work to influence the colony. Bees grow your food Karen.
@Stellvia Heonheim naw she just a workaholic if it's not expanding the colony she ain't doin it _(she also kills unhatched queens if she's the first queen to come out after the colony loses it's previous queen)_ and they die at about 5yrs old _(prob from exhaustion idk)_
and it’s actually good to harvest the honey anyways because if we didn’t the hives would become honey-locked (i don’t know what the actual term is but i’ve looked into bees a lot 😅)
I once corrected someone's grammar/spelling online. He told me to shut up and that he was English so I couldn't correct him because English wasn't my first language. I told him I was actually English and that part of my job includes proof-reading the work other people do. He did it again and refused to believe me....
I was diagnosed with JRA (Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis) when I was 18 months old and struggled with it my entire life. I've encountered many people who tell me I'm mistaken and arthritis is something only old people get. For those who don't know, JRA is an autoimmune disease, so it basically goes Immune system freaks out, thinking body is sick > attacks anything it sees as a threat, which is joint tissue in this case > build up of fluid and scar tissue in joints. Another fantastic symptom was getting absolutely fucked by simple illness. Mom actually figured out something was very wrong when I ran a fever of 106° because of a simple ear infection... when I was 18 months old. So that was fun. Anyway, I have had a lot of people say arthritis is just a thing for old people, and/or i was overreacting to being sick for attention. To which I would usually respond with "oh yeah, definitely faking the disease that requires I drink a chemo drug/get a shot in my ass once a week." (Took liquid methotrexate till about 2nd grade, got prescribed Enbrel injections around same time but also took methotrexate in pill form till.... 10th grade, I think?) It was really annoying and hurtful bc I wasn't faking shit and growing up that way was hell. Thankfully, 23 years later, I am off my medication, and have been declared in TOTAL remission! My rheumatologist said she had only ever heard of it happening, but it was ridiculously rare and she'd never seen it happen before. I fukin beat that shit into the dirt HELL FUCKIN YEAAAAHHH!!!!!
Sh0rti Welcome to Reddit UA-camrs who are so incredibly unoriginal, that not only do they upload reddit videos about topics literally everyone has already beat to death, but they also use the same, annoying robotic voice and background music as every other “robotic voiced” reddit UA-camrs does. It’s a breed of UA-camr I’m growing very tired of...
Sorry if that sounded confusing, but yeah. They genuinely thought that actual reality was black and white and that colour was created in like the 60’s.
One time i heard someone said that the northern parts of Canada and Russia are part of Scandinavia. They are not, only Sweden, Norway and Denmark (I thought Iceland was part of Scandinavia but I guess i am wrong) are part of it.
@@Creeper_123 Well depends if you want to define it with geography or culture. From geographic view its basicly only sweden an norway (mostly also denmark) and from culturell view its these countries plus finnland, iceland and the faroe islands.
"Cows can't run or jump" ....Then what's a bull? (Edit: Just came back to this comment... Ya'll realize a bull and cow are the same species, right? Just different genders. Was kinda my point.)
I have an engineering degree in solar renewable energy. When I was doing my apprenticeship the installer I was learning from did a battery bank over a hundred meters from the house it was suppose to supply. I found it weird because all my teachers and text books said the system had to be relatively close or the amperage could fry the inverter. I told them so and they called me an idiot. I felt like a fool and installed the system with them, thinking my knowledge didn't work in the field. Lo' and behold a week later the inverter is fried and the client is pissed. We replaced the damn inverter two more times before they called an experienced engineer buddy. I laughed right at their face when he told me we had to reinstall the battery bank and panels closer to the house.
Am i understanding it correctly that you had the battery bank the inverter and the panels far from the house, and the inverter could not push AC across that distance? Im not arguing just wanting to learn.
Yeah I’m allergic to Almonds. Buts it’s okay to eat pure, concentrated almond extract. Cuz it’s not an actual almond, it’s just the part I’m allergic to x100
Someone tried to argue with me that national languages and official languages are the same thing. This guy works with computers and I'm majoring in science of languages. Who would know best lmao?
@@filipe_paixao that was the subject at the time lol. Several people were talking about languages because some friends asked questions about my studies. I know we were talking about the same thing.
What the fuck??? And there I thought you would be at least mildly informed if you want to start a vegan diet... this doesn't even make any sense, how would carnivores survive if meat doesn't contain any nutriens?? Whaaat??
@@alexgade4512 I wouldn't call them "crackheads" though. Yeah, there are some crazy ones, but definitely not all of them. Just think it's not good to generalize even if many people of a group seem shit.
Oh ho, this happen to me once. I was an Ancient History major and in the middle of a Masters degree in Secondary Education. I have a guy try to tell me that the Bible _"not once mentions Lot's wife becoming a pillar of salt."_ So I go into my bedroom, pull out my trusty multi-faith, multi-language, multi-version, multi-tonne biblical encyclopedia, and practically read him the entirety of Genesis. Then I talk about the *_real-world_* Mount Sodom in Israel, which feature a pillar named "Lot's Wife", and is comprised of halite (commonly known as *ROCK SALT)* Then he tries to change the subject .... by arguing about the chemical composition of halite. Which was even funnier .... since I was a nurse before being a teacher, and had a whole stack of chemistry textbooks lying around. It was a good day!
I work for my state's unemployment office ... I get a lot of people arguing with me over how unemployment works. 1) Can't you just entered my missed weeks for me? "You missed six weeks." So? "You need to reopen your claim and file for a missed file" I need my money! ... Me internally: THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING FILED FOR IT! 2) What do you mean I need a hearing? My employer stated he wasn't contesting my unemployment! "You quit the job, anyone who quits needs a hearing." I need money! ... me internally: THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE QUIT YOUR FUCKING JOB. 3) I paid for it. "No, your employer did." But I pay taxes! "Yes, and so do I, but you didn't pay for unemployment in this state." Then why do I pay so much in taxes? ... me internally I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I AM NOT A TAX EXPERT. 4) Why was my payment held? "You stated you didn't work last week after working the last three months part time. Why was that?" Why does that matter? "Because you stopped working, did you quit, were you fired? What happened?" I don't think you have a right to ask me that. ... me internally Yes, I fucking do ... it's my job, you can refuse to answer however and not get your unemployment. The number of people who tell me how to do my job is hilarious. I have seen people ask me a question, I gave their answer and they didn't like it and did the thing anyway. They then got in trouble.
@@LEEpicX3 well i also thought of assasins creed before reading the other comment about it :D its just the first game that comes to mind when you think of a game known to be close to history :D
Assassin's Creed is one of the most accurate popular and widely distributed video games out there pre-1900's based. Just do to the fact they actually had historians check facts of their games. At least i read that in an artical,so dont quote me i could be wrong as the article was about black flag on a site i used to look up cheat codes for GTA and im not 100% sure they had a team to fact check every game they made.
The Dunning-Kruger is powerful for some people. I always make the assumption that I could simply be mistaken about something, but after spending hundreds of hours researching and writing about certain topics instead of arguing endlessly it's easier sometimes to take the shortcut and say, "I have a smartphone - let's Google it!" Extra points when your name appears on the first page as an authority.
NOOBISHGUYZ, one of my dad's friends is a farmer and owns a couple of cows, and he was hospitalized because one of his cows ran at him and broke some of his bones. They are fricking FAST
Being diabetic, ive spent my high school years correcting people by revealing that I am not "allergic to sugar". You know, a compound REQUIRED for human survival
Bill Buck the body burns sugar for fuel. Even when in ketosis, your body breaks down the fats into sugars to be utilized. I’m not talking of refined white sugar.
@@foxbearchillinbytheriver only the glycerol (5-6% of a triglyceride) is used in construction of glucose, the fatty acids go straight to the krebs cycle. The brain only uses glucose and ketones, so during starvation it's best to have big muscles which can be converted into glucose, rather than lots of fat.
Someone told me once, that USSR changed Poland from poor and agricultural into strong and industrial country. I am Polish. Unfortunately he wouldn't believe when I told him communism made us poorer than we were between 1st and 2nd WW.
I knew someone in a Chinese class in high school who was fluent and spoke in a Taiwanese accent. The teacher never corrected him, but some students did.
@Soturian Lmao you are doing exactly what the video is highlighting. Chinese is one language made up of 10 dialects. Standard mandarin is the most used. Cantonese, Taiwanese, Shanghaiese, Hokkien etc. are area-specific creoles, made of a combination of dialects, according to which province they settled in from.
@Soturian Pidgin* language. As the video says, don't believe me, go Google. I too converse with chinese folk, 90% of the time. Ya know, being chinese and all. What's funnier is you're trying to rectify me on what the English word "dialect" means. If I'm wrong, I'd be happy to change my mind. But I'm damn sure I'm not. Taiwanese is a combination of 官话, 閩话, and a slight hint of 客家话. A Taiwanese won't be corrected in a "Beijing mandarin" school, whatever that is.
@@yueshijoorya601 didn't forcefully appreciate how harshly you talked at first but the amount of sexist incompetent salty c*nt water Soturian Poured was totally worth a ride ngl I don't even know jack russel shite about chinese or who is right or wrong but gj
An American Tried to tell me (a Scottish person) that we still have clans over here and all speak Gaelic Only the people on some of the western isles speak Gaelic and Clans are ridiculously uncommon unless you’re studying your family history she said that her husband was 1/8th Scottish and so she knew all about the country I’ve lived in my entire life
I can sympathize. I was in the United States about nine years ago while on a holiday to New York City with my family. While we were waiting in a queue to visit the top of the Empire State Building, some Americans who I think were from a different state overheard our accents and got chatting with us. Their first question was, "Are you Susan Boyle people?"
When I was in Italy a few years back some people came up to us asking where we were from. We told them Scotland. They looked at us blankly for a few seconds before going "ahhh! I see. So you're from England." *No.*
The lighting protection one is kinda funny because lighting protection code in the US is basically just industry bro-science and almost none of it is based on actual research. People who actually research lightning know that a lot of it is just complete bullshit that companies get lobbied in to sell products that won't actually work. The problem is lightning research is hard and not that well funded so there isn't enough evidence/resources to get the code fixed. (I'm getting my PhD in physics researching lighting.) As a related story, my research group has some big underground Faraday cages we use when doing rocket triggered lightning. They sit right next to the rocket pad so you can be close enough to control the rocket but still be safe from the lighting. At some point someone came up and threw a huge fuss that our grounding was not up to code. After making it fit the code the grad student inside reported giant multi-inch arcs of electricity in the corners, between the door and walls, etc. during the next storm. That's obviously extremely dangerous, so we put things back the way we had them and haven't had any issues since.
Me: *Hears knock on door * Hello? Neighbor: Your house is too high. Me: what Neighbor: Your house, it's six feet higher than it should be. Me: We live on a hill. Neighbor: I don't care, fix your house, make it shorter. Me: HOW
@@kraftzero2947 A church in Massachusetts was charged DAILY for an over-trimmed tree. Daily until the damage was fixed. You know, until the tree grew back to its pre-trimmed size. 1000 dollars a day. And when I looked at the article, it was flooded with people saying "Good! How dare people overtrim trees!" Meanwhile I'm from California, where you can get fined for under-trimming a tree (for fire lines), but the dumbest thing is the timed fine. Like, they can magically make the tree grow back faster. Code enforcement is nasty, but the worst thing is they'll always get asshats to agree with them.
When I was about 8, my dad said something about Gandalf and Dumbledore being played by the same dude. Even at 8 I knew they were completely different people. I was a potter-head. I argued against him. He got so angry he hit me (not uncommon) I looked it up on the family pc and showed him. He tried to laugh it off. It was the first of much turmoil. Twelve years later he’s out of my life 😂
Specialising in Ophtalmology and Optometry, during my shift some idiot tried to convince me you could change the color of your eyes by pouring lemon juice on them (this meme you probably seen 5 or 6 times on FB, he actually believed it) and wouldn't budge when i told him it would hurt like hell and probably leave his cornea wrecked... I was almost tempted to give in and tell him he was right after a while lol.
I play a lot of both videogames and boardgames, my family often tries to correct me on the rules the rely on me to learn and interpret because I am so good at/used to it.
A woman told me she thought my eyes were beautiful. Her husband corrected "NO THEY'RE NOT! Those are colored contacts!" They're not. So I go "excuse me?" And he's looking at the floor, embarrassed and says sorry lol. Like how rude
@@dragonicbladex7574 I think that's them in the pfp pic and I agree with the lady there eyes are pretty. But if they ain't the person in the pfp pic then I am stupid as frick
I'm a Scottish citizen w/ a passport, I argued with a friend for thirty minutes that Scotland is a country not a county until they read the first line of wikepedia: *Scotland is a country that is part of the united kingdom* and we both burst out laughing.
@Sam Bacon No worries my guy :) it's a touchy subject, seeing as just under half the people there say they're Irish, and just over half the people there say they're British, and everyone in Ireland thinks it's Irish. It can be tricky to talk about
My very religious grandma told me that atheism is a religion. I told her that it's not. She said that maybe if I really wanted to be an atheist, than I should do more research about it
I wouldn’t classify it as a religion. The only requirement for being an atheist is not believing in a god. Meanwhile, a lot of religions require more dedication than saying “I believe”
When I did a paper on world war 2 in 5th grade, I said that the atomic bomb in Hiroshima exploded 100 feet off the ground. My HISTORY teacher tried to correct me by saying it exploded when it hit the ground. You can't split uranium when there's no bomb left. Fission works by splitting atoms using radioactive material. Not by hitting the ground.
Atomic bombs do more damage if they explode in the air. How does your history teacher not know this? I swear to god, sometimes it really is the 'experts' who are wrong.
@@bluehornet197 Not as annoying as proving them wrong, and they immediately go "See? I told you so!" claiming the positions were reversed... I had a couple teachers do that.
This is quite specific, but I'm a Japanese studies major and I've studied Japanese law history, and my brother (he studies geopolitics) insisted that Japan never had any baby boom and that's the reason they only had eugenics law after the war I keep telling him he was wrong but since his teacher (not a specialist of Japan) told him he didn't believe me, even though I've read multiple books and had class with a world specialist of the subject. Finally I just gave him the references of the 1rst eugenics laws from the 1910's and show him the Japanese age structure (you can clearly see the effect of a baby boom or a war on the age structure; Japan had a very short but very existing baby boom just after the war) a'd he finally admit I was right but boy that was a ride
Ethan Rokos lol my uncle was a teacher for nuclear sub school and he was the most immature joker in the world lol. Constant fart jokes and perv jokes. At my other uncles funeral, we were all having a very dark moment sitting there grieving so he pushed the biggest fart he possibly could out just to break up the moment. He almost pooped his pants and we all ran out of the funeral home lol.
I'm not a food scientist and all of people's made up misinformation about food bothers me so I honestly can't imagine actually being an expert on it. I would have to live in seclusion.
Ikr, like every suburban mom thinks she's an knows more than the experts beacuse "I saw it in a blog, a magazine and on doctoc oz", like no Susan it's a fad diet and it's not a replacement for an actually healthy lifestyle.
my biggest annoyance is having worked at a FROYO store and customers would come up and ask me after staring at the flavor signs if we had gluten free flavors. It's frozen yogurt. Gluten is a WHEAT protein. Like obviously the cookies and cream would have gluten, since you know cookies are typically made from flour, but the mango sorbet? To top it off all the flavor signs said what allergens were in them anyway but apparently people are too dumb to read. Honestly the only reason you would eat gluten free is if you actually were allergic to it. Gluten itself does nothing to affect your health (unless, again, if you're allergic to it), but people seem to be convinced that its a bad thing that should be avoided.
@@sweetpotatofries99 MSG is the chemical that makes you taste savory, like capsaicin is the compound making your mouth burn after eating chilis. It's in everything that taste savory, dried aged meat (and normal meat), cheese, fish, fermented sauces like soy sauce, tomatoes, grapey, mushrooms... Double-blinded studies have failed to replicate the postulated effect claimed by the editorial of a scientific paper many years ago. Most likely reasons are the high salt content and the nocebo effect, although I wouldn't claim to know the specific reasons in your case. Do you suffer from migraines regularly anyways? Is it really migraines ( with photophobia, nausea..) or just headaches?
It’s really annoying. Everyone thinks raw chicken is bad and needs to be thrown out because of the odd smell. It’s a dead animal, it’s not going to smell pleasant. When you work with chicken enough you know just by smell when it’s good or bad. I’m a safety inspector at a food facility.
I spent 2 years in culinary school one of the first things we learned is what temperature to cook meats and what each temperature looks on each meat, (very small lesson) anyways I was working at the restaurant I am employed to be a prep cook at ( really laidback and fun environment when we’re not busy) I was cooking a chicken breast for my boss while talking to her while the bartender was listening, after the chicken was cooked to a perfect 165 degrees with no pink I joke about it being cooked beautifully rare ( got a good chuckle out of my boss) not half a second later the dense bartender decides to chime in and try to tell me chicken shouldn’t be cooked rare and should be done all the way through.
"What do you do if you start digging up ruins and you find dinosaurs?" Yeah, because we all know that ancient human archaeological digsites are just lousy with fossil fields.
@@static2140 Or really short. Bacteria travels ~1mm/sec, so in 6'10", it would travel 370mm, making a 6'10" tall person roughly 1/3 of a meter tall--shorter than an infant (the average height of a newborn baby is 40-60cm).
Not exactly correcting, but I know a guy from research who likes to explain freshman-level chemistry stuff to people with phds and decades of experience in the chemistry field as if it's something he, and only he, is knowledgeable about. Like, dude, they literally wrote the paper your basing your project on, get off your damn high horse already
I’m a good hamster carer (not an expert but hey) And once my dad said that not cleaning a hamster causes stress… I intently corrected him and said “Cleaning a hamster out EVERY WEEK causes stress.” He still doesn’t believe me to this day
Someone corrected me when I stated how something made me feel. Like excuse me, but who do you think you are? I may not know much about a lot of things, but I definitely know how things make me feel.
Another one is people who try and explain WHY you felt a certain emotion in a way that makes you seem like an imbecile. "You see, the only reason you hated it was because you were excited for it and made yourself disappointed." "You see, the only reason you hated it was because you convinced yourself you wouldn't like it beforehand." Two polar opposite assumptions, yet I've heard both.
@@Slick_Tails Oh man, I hear ya. I don't really get why people do that though. Like, what could be going through their head? Edit: accidently replied early, so I finished the reply
@@morenaesandi6292 they said "wow! The name nicole dosent auit jer at all!" Me: "haha yeah lol her names is jessica so im not suprised" "no it isnt" "isnt what?" "Her name. Its nicole." "No, its jessica" "well i would know because you just call her mom" "🖕👋"
*I'm not an expert* I'm an undergrad taking food technology and a lot of my relatives send misleading "facts" about foods that I always correct but they don't really acknowledge, especially one "fact" from a doctor (not really the professional you need here) about a food additive used in instant noodles causing cancer. About among all other things people *always* judge that it's just a fancy course for chefs. *_boy, do I have news for you_*
When my roommate tried telling me that letting his cat chew on his marijuana plants was fine and “just because you went to school for a couple months doesn’t mean you know anything.” I have my associates and was in animal care science. Marijuana is absolutely on the list of plants/foods most domestic animals cannot ingest because it’s potentially toxic to them. All I told him was to be careful because it might not agree with him. Never once was I trying to scold or correct him. Was just looking out for the cat. It turned into a huge text war back and forth of him putting me down and trying to give me a lesson on the stage that the plant was in and how it “would hardly do anything because it’s in XYZ stage of growth, etc.” Buddy. A veterinarian isn’t going to give a fuck about what stage your pot plants are in. They’ll take precautions regardless. It’s written off as toxic to cats. End of story... lmfao
I'm a nurse. No, you do not have to remove your tampon to urinate. Different openings. Shaving or removing hair by any means does not cause it to return darker, thicker, or give you more of it. It would surprise you how often women have tried to argue these facts. I have loads, most far more serious.
@@ittah_2770 Sadly, I have run into this multiple times. I fault "sex education" and parenting. One patient and her husband were complaining of painful intercourse and bleeding after their honeymoon. He was penetrating her anally.
@@ittah_2770 Sadly, I have run into this multiple times. I fault "sex education" and parenting. One patient and her husband were complaining of painful intercourse and bleeding after their honeymoon. He was penetrating her anally.
The theory behind why hair seems thicker after shaving is that cutting the hair blunts the tips, making the hair appear thicker and coarse when it grows out, whilst waxing pulls out the whole hair and a new pointy, fine hair grows up which gives the illusion of there being less, and because they're harder to see, of it taking longer to grow back
I knew a guy in college (we'll call him "J") who always began arguments about the dumbest stuff, and he would pick the incorrect position and argue it to the death. He tried to argue about stuff in comic books. Superman (generally considered the first comic book superhero) first appeared in 1938. He tried to argue it was several years later, and that Batman came first. This argument occurred before smartphones, and we didn't have a computer around. Here's how that conversation went: J: Batman's really the first superhero--he came before all the others. Me: Superman first appeared in 1938, a year before Batman. J: No way man, it was years later! Batman appeated first in 1939! Me: No...Superman appeared first in 1938. I know this because his 50th anniversary was in 1988. J: Oh, I don't think so. Me: He had a TV special that aired in 1988. I watched it as a kid...I have it taped on VHS at home. J: Well, that's... Me: It was called "Superman's *50TH* Anniversary Special." 1988 minus 50 is 1938. J: But... Me: It was on CBS. J: I don't think... Me: It was hosted by Dana Carvey. J: But...but... Me: Do us a favor, go look it up when you go back to your room and let me know if I'm wrong. He went and checked, and then never mentioned it to us again.
Electronic music producer here. I make hybrid cinematic/experimental/dubstep music. Here are some of the things I get a lot, in order from least to most annoying: "So basically you're a DJ?" (DJs mix and transition playlists, they don't actually create songs) "How do you have the time for that?" from people who have attempted electronic music, and "Why don't you release music more often?" (They sort of answer each other. I don't release music often because of academics taking up free time, and I do still have time because I love making music and spend all of my free time making it). "Making electronic music is effortless!" (It's actually harder than using solely acoustic instruments - Not only must I make and perform all the melodies, I also have to make most of the sounds). "You're not a real musician" (I've played classical piano for nine years and trumpet for three. I arrange my music using a weighted 88 key keyboard. If that doesn't make me a musician, what does?). "It's just noise, though!" (This one is the worst, and also unfortunately the most commen. With experimental sound design, it can take hours just to get a few sounds made, and they'ree usually meticulously constructed to sound exactly the way the do. And even for the happy accidents, how many people know how to modulate grain density with an LFO attenuated by a cycling envelope, or how to get the frequency modulation at just the right ratio and proportion to make it sound like a violin, and not just white noise?).
I once heard that originally in the Bible Eve made out of Adams dick’s bone. And that’s why the penis gets so hard without have a bone. And exclusively in women’s presence. “Hey why this thing gets so hard sometimes? I mean, it doesn’t have a bone like mi arm so why? Well that’s because God use it to make womans“
Got similar story for the deli guy I worked in a deli for my first job, About 2 years. maybe 1 year in, I meet a mother and daughter. They were the worst customers I've ever had, they make up about 3/4 of the crazy stories I tell about the deli, but the first time I ever met them, the mother asked for "Fat Free Cheese." Cheese is mainly fat, so obviously I assume she's not a total lunatic and think she means "Low Fat Cheese" bring her the lowest fat cheese we have, she asks to see the label. I show her, and she says angrily, "This still has fat in it!! I asked for fat FREE cheese!." I told her that that isn't exactly possible, and that even if we had it we wouldn't have it in the deli section, but in the dairy section down the hall. She fuckin' LOSES IT. Goes on how I don't know what I'm talking about, how I just don't want to give her her cheese, etc. She demands the manager, I bring him, he says something that politely translates to "Lady that's crazy who would even make that, and even If we had it it would be in the dairy section down the hall" The satisfaction from that last part made it all worth it. Edit: spelling, some phrasing/better wording, and I called fat “sodium” for some fucking reason.
Did you hear about type 2 getting new sub categories? Also, I had gestational diabetes that turned out to be late onset type 1. My healthcare provider had literally told me there's no need to test me for GD during pregnancy since I'm young, and at a normal weight. Couple months later "why am I so thirsty all of the time?"
Their minds get REALLY blown when you point out there's also a couple of types of diabetes insipidus as well, which has nothing to do with blood glucose levels in any way, shape or form! LOL
@@fuji1770 I literally said exactly that, that it had nothing to do with blood glucose. Your point? P.S. the name isn't a misnomer at all. Diabetes comes from the Greek for syphon or pour/push through, referring to excessive urination. Mellitus refers to honey, or sweet. Insipidus refers to dilute. As diabetes insipidus is a disease that leads to excessive urination, without spillover of glucose, so you produce excessive amounts of very dilute, non-sweet urine, it's a perfectly accurate name.
@J .S its the dunning kruger effect. Basically people over estimate their abilities especially once they start out in something because they dont realize how much they actually don't know about the subject. All they know about a subject is what they know and they don't realize it's such a complicated thing. But once they learn more then people usually realize that they don't actually know much at all
(I play violin since I was six) My music teacher at school tried to argue with me about sharp (half tone higher) and natural (original tone) being the same thing
I have short hair, and a lot of people can't tell if I'm a boy or a girl(my gender is confusion) I was helping an old man with this engineering game(Think a cheap bridge-building game) at the State Fair they had set up, and he kept going on and on about how I should become an engineer, we need more people in the field. He asked if I was some random lady's son, and I corrected him, and told him I was a girl(lol me at the time) and then suddenly he found flaws in everything I was doing despite him not even knowing how to build anything not even 10 minutes before.
I am friends with a couple of engineers. I think only one of them is not extremely misogynistic. Their work is always pretty much all guys. They grow pretty full of themselves and my friends always have a laugh pointing out their douche ideas relating to women, lol.
I try thinking about how people would treat me differently if I wasn't born to be a tall, caucasian, cis gendered male. I experienced how follow female med students would be berated or 'helped' after doing the same thing I had done with no repercussions, or how patients would only listen and accept something when I repeated it after a female doctor told them just a second ago. I know about it, but I will never know whats it like to live it every day. Spooky yet humbling thought.
@@duschinger On our internal medicine rotation, 3 of us female students were being led by a young female doctor. She showed us to a patient and spoke a bit about what his medical history was, asked him questions. He answered them politely, then asked us if we're nursing students and if he could get a doctor to talk to about something. We were all in full white coats and outfits. Then he saw a dude and waved him over to ask him those questions. The dude was a nurse, wearing nurse scrubs.
boy and girl pertain to male and female. gender is what you have only if you reproduce sexually. male and female are the two gender expression that humans have. gender expressions refer to what role in sexual reproduction the individual in question will play. the different reproductive roles and genitalia are evolved over millions of years before humans existed in their present form. many species of the kindoms mamalia, prototista, fungi, and plantae share common basic reproductive systems, despite variations in genital appearance and macro/micro biological functions. some species reproduce asexually from the four listed above kingdoms and kingdom archaea and bacteria reproduce by binary celluar fission. isnt that cool! since humans that are hermaphrodites are generally born sterile, and there are no asexual humams, you will only reproduce with sexual reproduction, and can deduce your actual biological gender simply by looking between your legs! no confusion! its the only answer your simple enough to be confused by gender for popularity and virtue points mind needs! if you are blind, there are other senses. what an amzing thing the human body as it is naturally is. why do people get bored with it and need to play silly games even though science has answered the question irrefutably? power and control. rest assured, there will always be 52% of any population who will know the truth of right and wrong for you, and will gladly show up to put any confusion about already known fact to bed for ya! take care sweetie!
This might be a niche pet peeve, but I once witnessed someone trying to correct an actual biologist on what a "species" is. (For the record, the common answer is that "two animals are considered distinct species if they can't produce fertile offpsring." The _actual_ answer is "'Species' is a helpful but false model because evolution doesn't move in tidy jumps like that, it just blurs lines until we say 'fuck it' and put something in a new category based on flawed and arbitrary standards. Everything you know is fake and life is meaningless, let's go fiddle with test tubes")
Well, the common answer isn't COMPLETELY wrong - it's one of the most common standards used in practice, even if it's not applicable to a lot of situations. It's just not as accurate as the real answer, which is that it's a clusterfuck.
Well, the common answer isn't COMPLETELY wrong - it's one of the most common standards used in practice, even if it's not applicable to a lot of situations. It's just not as accurate as the real answer, which is that it's a clusterfuck.
It’s fine for people to be wrong or mistaken but it’s ridiculous when they keep fighting like they are correct and even when they are proven wrong they still try saying they are right. I never understood why people do that it just makes them look bad
I'm a sound technician. I have had so many actors tell me I need to turn up their mics, and I always tell them they need to be louder, cause if I could fix the volume problem, as the person whose sole job it is to control the volume of things, I already would have. (I do appreciate when actors come up with legitimate concerns, like if I'm not necessarily getting enough of the low end of the vocals in a song and it throws it off.) Then there's the opposite where there are actors who can project fine without a mic, but practically mumble when they have one cause they think it will make them louder. In theatre, microphones aren't there for the actors' convenience as much as they are for the audience's convenience.
As a microbiologist who's done a fair bit of brewing: "Just be careful when making alcohol that you distil out all the ethanol because it will make you go blind". Insisted that methanol was what is in all alcohol. Didn't take it too far, hopefully he takes his crazy ideas out with a good bottle of methanol one day
I've actually had to google this for more info and found this website. homedistiller.org/intro/methanol/methanol I actually didn't know that you would always have methanol. You taught me something new :).
I'm a young physician (comparable to a GP in training) with a focus on lifestyle and nutrition medicine for many years. Fascinating field, eat whole grains, legumes and any veg in any amount, by the way. I was at a video shoot where we prepare online courses for people to implement subtle changes into their diets without sacrificing flavour (#1 priority l, let's be honest). Our camera guy didn't feel well last shoot, and that day he returned with a diagnosis of Type 2 Diabetes. We worked out a plan together, overhauling his lifestyle week by week, and already at the next shoot (~6 weeks later), his blood glucose was NORMAL. As in, he was totally fine. It felt so awesome to have a patient who actually wants to change whatever is damaging him and implementing my advice. His change in weight and cholesterol was incredible, too, he looked really great. Anyways, about 10 minutes before we all finished awe-ing him for his achievements, a guest chef came along, young woman, tattooed with arm, ear and noserings and henna. She was an ayurveda 'expert' (she finished 2 private courses on the subject, not the good kind of ayurveda either, but the batshit crazy kind) and tried to explain to me how gluten is the worst thing ever, people need foods with feminine energy in them, a Big Mac is far healthier if you eat it while sitting in nature and MDs have no clue about the body. Quite rude too. I knew i had to be in the same room as her for another 6 hours, so I plainly asked which studies I can read up on to see those results she's talking about, since I've never heard of them. She replied 'Studies? Those aren't important, docs only care about that bullshit, ayurveda has data for over 5.000 years.' Everyone was in shock. Not a single person in the room thought she was right in the head, but knew they were in the same room for another 6 hours. When she left, they all congratulated me on staying calm. The actually bad thing was how incredibly rude and self absorbed she was, never accepting the possibility that she might not be 100% correct. Good god, I was boiling. I knew I could destroy her in maybe 3 sentences, but there was no benefit in that. Nobody listened to her anyways.
This is how cis AND a secret majority of gay people feel when an entitled, guess-my-gender crazy person emerges from some online echo chamber and starts demanding everyone use pronoun X to describe them or else be labeled a something-something-phobic monster.
I'm 5' 9", measured multiple times by the military. When I go on dates with 5' 7" women they argue that I lied about my height because they are taller than me. I finally measured one and she got pissed and left my apartment screaming that she isn't freakishly tall.
They tried to convince me it’s normal putting cereal in after the milk. And no it wasn’t cornflakes or something. It was literally Honey Nut Cheerios. Needless to say,we’re not friends anymore
I worked in Regulatory Food Labeling for a packaged pastry company, working with R&D and suppliers to build our Nutrition Facts panels and ingredient lists. I had full access and knowledge of every single ingredient and its proportion within our finished products. The FDA has extremely strict rules against fraudulent and misleading statements, which is why jobs like mine even existed, allowing everyone to have at least some semblance of knowledge of what is in our food. Anyways, I got into this weeklong argument with Marketing over whether we could label a certain chocolate cake "Chocolate Mousse Cake," when it contained zero chocolate mousse. The team refused to let it go, asking dumb things like, "How about just 'Mousse cake?'" or "Can we just put, 'With real chocolate mousse' at the bottom?" My answer every time: "NO. YOU CAN'T. THERE IS NO MOUSSE IN IT." This was all over email, so I had to be very careful what I said, but the passive-aggressiveness was gonna explode pretty soon until R&D thankfully entered the conversation and told Marketing off for apparently making promises to customers without doing their freaking research on their own products.
Had someone lecture me on the compression:breaths ratio when doing CPR. I was the lifeguard on duty. P.s. yes I'm aware that they can change, life guards get on the job training and updates constantly.
well actually gravity can be different in some parts. but very minute. at some weight calibration places they measure gravity at specific points in a grid pattern and yes gravity is different at those places. but its comparable to a grain of sand on the moon difference. but when you chase those 0.0000001 gram accuracy it matters.
it's still a significant enough difference that space programs launch rockets closer to the equator if they can because the rocket weighs less and they need every bit they can get
Jacob Wiren Engineering student here: that is incorrect, the reason rockets launch at the equator is because of the earth's rotation, which can be added to the lateral velocity of a spaceship when trying to achieve orbit. Some rockets are launched from mountain complexes because of the lower gravity which lowers the gravity toll to upwards velocity, but the equator is mostly used because of the increase in lateral velocity due to earth's rotation
had a teacher correct me on the pronunciation of my own last name
josuke higashikata I can relate every god damn time
Same problem, first name
Higashikata is a mouthful tho !
@@MGNashi if you know how to pronounce japanese, then no, not really.
It is a mouthful if you force english pronunciation into it.
@@alexgade4512 its a joke.
(Not an expert)
My art teacher tried to convince me that the sun was the largest star in the universe.
Oh wow I come Back to check this and it had blown up! Thanks for the 3k likes
Good thing that person is an art teacher and not a science teacher.
The sun is not the largest star, it's just the closest so it appears to be the largest and brightest star from our perspective.
That said I'd think even an art teacher should understand how objects can appear larger or smaller based on distance since that's a fairly common art project that every art teacher I've ever had has gotten me to do. I don't know why I had to learn that three different times from three different teachers when it's a fairly basic thing I learned in kindergarten but once she retired the new art teacher did the same assignment when I was in in like fifth grade and then another teacher did it again when I was a freshman in High School.
@@RialVestro You need to vent bro?
I don't want to sound rude but, it's an art teacher. I would just say "yeup" and do whatever s/he thinks I have to do to "prove" that I've "learned" and aprove the fucking class.
(Vent)
Some art teachers think they are right about anything for having a degree in one of the most subjetives things you can learn. Sure they are rules about perspective, shape and how to add lights and shadows but there's plenty of artist and idiots who get popular and they don't need anything of that to succed
Thank you, I needed that laugh XD
It's the largest star in the Solar System
Mom when I google something and she is right: Ha
Mom when I google something and I am right: NOT ALL THINGS ON THE INTERNET ARE TRUE!
Mom when I win an argument: How disrespectful?..
@@bilalthefighter829 I mean when I win an argument against anyone they just say I'm annoying
@@josuelugosarchive1864 That is literally the worst thing to do. People should accept the fact that they lost an argument.
Maxamelon that’s everyone not only moms
Lion2008 Omba Yeah you’re right.
Bruh. If an archeologist finds dinosaur bits, it means they've dug too deep
Gosh darn it 😂🤣🤣
That's one old natural history museum...
Or they found an old KFC temple
Or if they find a hugr fire demon under a vast subterranean city under a steep mountain range, that also means they dug too deep.
@@nathanschmidt4272 Or an ancient UFO with an old, annoyed Harrison Ford in it.
When I tell people I'm six minutes and 10 seconds tall they don't believe me either. Or the fact that I weigh 80 degrees celsius.
ikr when i told someone my age was69 miles they still wont believe me
you should use kelvin when describing weight
and the fact my average body temperature is 5 grams they usually flip
@@cosmic.c Honestly though penguins is the superior form of measurement.
The same symbols for feet and inches on paper are also used for time in programming
Absolutely rank that people don't believe I'm 6 minutes and 10 seconds tall
this comment has no business being this fummy
Godlygalligan engrish
If you stood from far enough away... Your height could be measured as a height equal to the small side of a right angle triangle with an acute angle of 6 minutes 10 seconds
@@srboromir452 you would need to factor in the distance they were away as well as the angle for it to be a height measurement
Dont mean to sound a smart arse but minutes and seconds are smaller divisions of a degree in angles and the symbols for it are ' and "
My cousin went as an exchange student to USA (we're Finnish).
As he introduced himself and where he's from to the geography teacher, she'd go like "Oh, that province in Germany."
He'd go "Uh, no. Finland is an independent country."
And then this GEOGRAPHY teacher would argue for quite a while with this FINNISH PERSON, that his country that was independent since 1917 and had never been a part of Germany... was a part of Germany.
And then everyone clapped
it is not a part of germany
...yet
Imagine being dumber than your student
@@incognito9292 yet
@@NTN_music *[communism sound starts playing the background]*
(Not an expert)
One girl in my class thought Canada was a US state.
Lmfaoooooo
What a dumbass
@Caravvel i understood that reference
That was in the video
How stupid do you have to be to think Canada is a fucking state lmao
I go to college in Kentucky and I took Astronomy 135 this semester at my college and one of the questions in my lab class was "if it's 10am in Kentucky, what time is it in Anchorage, Alaska?" answered 6am, because the Alaska timezone is 4 hours behind the East Coast timezone. My lab professor marks me wrong, saying that timezones are every 15° longitude and that Anchorage is 5 hours behind. I explain that Alaska merged into one timezone in 1983 after years of the state being split into 2 seperate timezones made it a major pain for everyone trying to communicate with anyone inside or outside of the state. He insisted that I was still wrong and that to this day Anchorage is 5 hours behind the east coast.
I was born in Anchorage and lived there for 20 years before being accepted and attending this college. I know this isn't technically a profession, but I'd like to assume I'm an expert at knowing what time it is in my home state and town.
Did you win the argument?
@@hareecionelson5875 nope, still counted it as wrong. But it was a completion grade, so it didn't affect my grade in that aspect. Pissed me off, I'm still not over it
Hello fellow Anchorage, Alaskan!
Alexander Slone Hi fellow Kentuckian. NGL you’re right we were in the union and had slaves but it doesn’t help our case
I don’t think anyone is going to be okay with us whipping slaves just because we flew ol’ glory instead of stars and bars
@@the_alaskan_yeti2652 lol i once had a guy try to tell me that the way Americans say the word data is the exact same way as how us Australians pronounced data despite the fact that i have been living here in Australia for the past 30yrs
Do people really walk up to a guy that's 6'10" and go "naaah man you're only pretending to be tall".
Oh and push hard doggo!
Turtle Milker this happens to me all the time(only 6’3 but 15) but not as much as people’s ya to me “I’m like 6’3 so your actually more like 6’4” when according to the doctor I am 6’3 and am like 3 inches taller than them but I stopped responding and just for sure whatever and walk away now.
@@Valiguss I'm 6"5 and cop the same shit. "Nah I'm 6"5, you must be like 6"7 at least.'
Oh god my grandpa did this to me I’m 6,2 at 15 and he used to be 6,0 until he fell out of a tree and crushed his vertebrae but of course he won’t admit that so he just says that I’m atleast 6,7
These are all tall people and I'm here at 5'2" at 15
Thor is a dog you never no you might have a sudden growth spurt
My Russian friend quizzed me on vocabulary to prepare me for our next Russian lesson after the break. A guy named Jason sat opposite to us and repeated every word I said, sometimes with literally the same pronunciation.
We asked him what he was doing and he chuckled “You're pronouncing it weird“.
My friend who quizzed me was Russian (born and raised) and she knew full well everything I said was fine, no strange accent or anything, and she would have corrected me if I said it wrong.
Jason said that his parents speak Russian at home but he himself can't speak it but he knows I'm wrong. He can't even speak it but tried to “correct“ me.
What a jerk.
Oh i had one guy try to tell me that us Aussies pronounce the word Data as Dayta the exact same way as Americans do mind you we say dahtah (i know these are spelt wrong it's just the pronunciation) despite the fact i have lived here in Australia ALL my life
Some dudes just loves to mansplain. Like smh🙄
Had a vegan tell me honey is bad but felt bad for the queen being kept in a box.
You know the box that protects her so that her pheromones work to influence the colony.
Bees grow your food Karen.
Lol i mean in the wild they build those boxes by themselves
@Stellvia Heonheim naw she just a workaholic if it's not expanding the colony she ain't doin it _(she also kills unhatched queens if she's the first queen to come out after the colony loses it's previous queen)_ and they die at about 5yrs old _(prob from exhaustion idk)_
and it’s actually good to harvest the honey anyways because if we didn’t the hives would become honey-locked (i don’t know what the actual term is but i’ve looked into bees a lot 😅)
brianna merrill Honeylogged?
It's been proven a lack of B12 and other vitamins only found in meat decreases intelligence
Yeah, if someone tells me they're 6 minutes and 10 seconds tall, I'm calling them a liar.
Depends on how fast you measure them
I’m getting tired of your puns
Lmao
I'm 5 Minutes and 10 Seconds Tall
Ah I love latitude and longitude
"How tall are you?"
"6 minutes and 10 seconds"
Well I’m 420
Praseo well I am 4 minutes and 5 seconds
I'm 5 feet 12 inches
Praseo *WOW YOU’RE SO TALL*
I’m 0 minutes and 1 seconds
I once corrected someone's grammar/spelling online.
He told me to shut up and that he was English so I couldn't correct him because English wasn't my first language.
I told him I was actually English and that part of my job includes proof-reading the work other people do.
He did it again and refused to believe me....
You are doing god's work.
God’s*
@@moretrash4you No he's English. You can't correct him
@@moretrash4you *[OOOOOOFFFFF!!]*
I correct many people on their your/you're, and so many people say to me that i must shut up
I was diagnosed with JRA (Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis) when I was 18 months old and struggled with it my entire life. I've encountered many people who tell me I'm mistaken and arthritis is something only old people get. For those who don't know, JRA is an autoimmune disease, so it basically goes
Immune system freaks out, thinking body is sick > attacks anything it sees as a threat, which is joint tissue in this case > build up of fluid and scar tissue in joints. Another fantastic symptom was getting absolutely fucked by simple illness. Mom actually figured out something was very wrong when I ran a fever of 106° because of a simple ear infection... when I was 18 months old. So that was fun.
Anyway, I have had a lot of people say arthritis is just a thing for old people, and/or i was overreacting to being sick for attention. To which I would usually respond with "oh yeah, definitely faking the disease that requires I drink a chemo drug/get a shot in my ass once a week." (Took liquid methotrexate till about 2nd grade, got prescribed Enbrel injections around same time but also took methotrexate in pill form till.... 10th grade, I think?)
It was really annoying and hurtful bc I wasn't faking shit and growing up that way was hell. Thankfully, 23 years later, I am off my medication, and have been declared in TOTAL remission! My rheumatologist said she had only ever heard of it happening, but it was ridiculously rare and she'd never seen it happen before. I fukin beat that shit into the dirt HELL FUCKIN YEAAAAHHH!!!!!
congrats !
Congratulations! I wish this were possible for everyone in your condition.
I am glad for you to read this!
@@ShouldOfStudiedForTheTest 'e
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 wait till all the assholes get old and have arthritis and then you can accuse them of faking it or something
"How tall are you?"
"Six minutes and ten seconds."
*Aaah, it's rewind time*
Sh0rti Welcome to Reddit UA-camrs who are so incredibly unoriginal, that not only do they upload reddit videos about topics literally everyone has already beat to death, but they also use the same, annoying robotic voice and background music as every other “robotic voiced” reddit UA-camrs does. It’s a breed of UA-camr I’m growing very tired of...
I mean, you're not wrong...
That’s how long it takes to walk from his feet to his head when he’s lying down
(Not an expert)
I remember a classmate once told me that everything was in black and white (like how it is in TV) and then colour was invented.
Sorry if that sounded confusing, but yeah. They genuinely thought that actual reality was black and white and that colour was created in like the 60’s.
My parents tried to convince me this was true and I wouldn't believe them, I don't ever remembering believing in santa or god either as a child
Isn't that the premise of an SCP
...that's a really old joke. You sure they weren't doing a good job being a troll?
My 4 year old self thought that
My English teacher in my Spanish primary school tried to correct my English when I spelled "planet" as "planet", instead of "planette". I'm English.
Asantai Meep c’est une planette!
You see this is why aliens don't visit us .
@@sharminahmed7467 or is it because they don't exist and if they do they are most likely not intelligent enough
@@JaKingScomez R/woosh
@@JaKingScomez I'm here and I hate you all.
I'm not an expert, but a girl in my geography class once said Canada was in Europe, next to Sweden.
*insert confused Poe meme*
One time i heard someone said that the northern parts of Canada and Russia are part of Scandinavia. They are not, only Sweden, Norway and Denmark (I thought Iceland was part of Scandinavia but I guess i am wrong) are part of it.
how old was the girl
@@Creeper_123
Well depends if you want to define it with geography or culture. From geographic view its basicly only sweden an norway (mostly also denmark) and from culturell view its these countries plus finnland, iceland and the faroe islands.
Tina Fric What a dumbass. She obviously didn’t know that Canada was next to Switzerland!
"Cows can't run or jump"
....Then what's a bull? (Edit: Just came back to this comment... Ya'll realize a bull and cow are the same species, right? Just different genders. Was kinda my point.)
•Tristanrylan• NANI
A bull.
A bull is a bowl lol
@@tristanrylan *facepalm* thats like calling a ram and a sheep 2 different animals 🤣🤣🤣
Cows will run from you
Cows will jump fences
Cows are escape artists
I have an engineering degree in solar renewable energy. When I was doing my apprenticeship the installer I was learning from did a battery bank over a hundred meters from the house it was suppose to supply.
I found it weird because all my teachers and text books said the system had to be relatively close or the amperage could fry the inverter. I told them so and they called me an idiot.
I felt like a fool and installed the system with them, thinking my knowledge didn't work in the field. Lo' and behold a week later the inverter is fried and the client is pissed. We replaced the damn inverter two more times before they called an experienced engineer buddy.
I laughed right at their face when he told me we had to reinstall the battery bank and panels closer to the house.
Am i understanding it correctly that you had the battery bank the inverter and the panels far from the house, and the inverter could not push AC across that distance?
Im not arguing just wanting to learn.
@@kistuszek yup, that's exactly what happened.
I’m allergic to nuts.
I’ve had people tell me that it’s fine for me to eat almond extract because it’s not an actual almond.
That makes LITERALLY NO SENSE man natural selection failed us
Yeah I’m allergic to Almonds. Buts it’s okay to eat pure, concentrated almond extract. Cuz it’s not an actual almond, it’s just the part I’m allergic to x100
Im allergic to peanuts and people always think im also allergic to other nuts even after i told them many times
@@PepsiManiacNumeroUno ...but...peanuts aren't nuts. They're a legume.
@@alexgade4512 maybe that's why they're not allergic to "other" nuts
Someone tried to argue with me that national languages and official languages are the same thing. This guy works with computers and I'm majoring in science of languages. Who would know best lmao?
I mean...
If a computer as C++ as its predominant component, then C++ gonna be its official language.
😐
@@filipe_paixao I'm talking about languages that you speak such as English lol
And who said he was talking about that type of languages??? Maybe you were talking about different things altogether(?),
Mister@@minsugaswifeuuh6499 .
@@filipe_paixao that was the subject at the time lol. Several people were talking about languages because some friends asked questions about my studies. I know we were talking about the same thing.
@@minsugaswifeuuh6499 then *R.I.P.* .
Good new year.
I have a PhD in Biochemistry and a few weeks ago a 15 y.o. vegan tried to argue, that meat doesn't contain proteins or any nutreins at all.
All meat is now replaced with diet meat
What the fuck??? And there I thought you would be at least mildly informed if you want to start a vegan diet... this doesn't even make any sense, how would carnivores survive if meat doesn't contain any nutriens?? Whaaat??
Nigga thats fucking common knowledge someone get that 15yo in school
@@spiralghosts that's vegans to you. That's why I stick to being vegetarian, I'm not going near those crackheads.
@@alexgade4512 I wouldn't call them "crackheads" though. Yeah, there are some crazy ones, but definitely not all of them. Just think it's not good to generalize even if many people of a group seem shit.
"Your house is built too high, fix it"
How on earth do you lower a house?
Practically speaking, I'm willing to bet that you don't. By the time the house is built, it's way too late to worry about how tall the foundation is.
Lift it up, lower the foundation then set it back down.
@@spelcheak Sims style.
*_by lowering it, duh._*
You take the house, and push it somewhere else.
Oh ho, this happen to me once.
I was an Ancient History major and in the middle of a Masters degree in Secondary Education.
I have a guy try to tell me that the Bible _"not once mentions Lot's wife becoming a pillar of salt."_
So I go into my bedroom, pull out my trusty multi-faith, multi-language, multi-version, multi-tonne biblical encyclopedia, and practically read him the entirety of Genesis.
Then I talk about the *_real-world_* Mount Sodom in Israel, which feature a pillar named "Lot's Wife", and is comprised of halite (commonly known as *ROCK SALT)*
Then he tries to change the subject .... by arguing about the chemical composition of halite.
Which was even funnier .... since I was a nurse before being a teacher, and had a whole stack of chemistry textbooks lying around.
It was a good day!
That's awsome!
I work for my state's unemployment office ... I get a lot of people arguing with me over how unemployment works.
1) Can't you just entered my missed weeks for me? "You missed six weeks." So? "You need to reopen your claim and file for a missed file" I need my money! ... Me internally: THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING FILED FOR IT!
2) What do you mean I need a hearing? My employer stated he wasn't contesting my unemployment! "You quit the job, anyone who quits needs a hearing." I need money! ... me internally: THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE QUIT YOUR FUCKING JOB.
3) I paid for it. "No, your employer did." But I pay taxes! "Yes, and so do I, but you didn't pay for unemployment in this state." Then why do I pay so much in taxes? ... me internally I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I AM NOT A TAX EXPERT.
4) Why was my payment held? "You stated you didn't work last week after working the last three months part time. Why was that?" Why does that matter? "Because you stopped working, did you quit, were you fired? What happened?" I don't think you have a right to ask me that. ... me internally Yes, I fucking do ... it's my job, you can refuse to answer however and not get your unemployment.
The number of people who tell me how to do my job is hilarious. I have seen people ask me a question, I gave their answer and they didn't like it and did the thing anyway. They then got in trouble.
Black Sabbath did have vocal effects. The “I AM IRON MAAAAN!” was shouted into a metal fan
Also Planet Caravan is a good one to point out.
i just watched endgame what the hell-
And that song is usually shouted towards metal fans as well.
@@MensaCramps Yelled into a metal fan, to metal fans, huh, why have I never thought about that before?
I thought that by metal fan you meant someone who liked metal at first. I’m so stupid lmao
Our teacher has a master in history. My friend challenged her about history he learnt in a video game, yeah , he lost.
@highbrow RD lol yeah. You in my class or something?
@@LEEpicX3 you ever heard the Italian Tour Guide Story?
@@LEEpicX3 well i also thought of assasins creed before reading the other comment about it :D its just the first game that comes to mind when you think of a game known to be close to history :D
Assassin's Creed is one of the most accurate popular and widely distributed video games out there pre-1900's based. Just do to the fact they actually had historians check facts of their games. At least i read that in an artical,so dont quote me i could be wrong as the article was about black flag on a site i used to look up cheat codes for GTA and im not 100% sure they had a team to fact check every game they made.
I knew it was assassins creed 😅
I am six minutes, ten seconds tall
Push hard doggo
The Dunning-Kruger is powerful for some people. I always make the assumption that I could simply be mistaken about something, but after spending hundreds of hours researching and writing about certain topics instead of arguing endlessly it's easier sometimes to take the shortcut and say, "I have a smartphone - let's Google it!" Extra points when your name appears on the first page as an authority.
Oh damn, nice
9:15
Living in the country for 6 years I can tell you that cows RUN.
(Shiver)
NOOBISHGUYZ, one of my dad's friends is a farmer and owns a couple of cows, and he was hospitalized because one of his cows ran at him and broke some of his bones. They are fricking FAST
Being diabetic, ive spent my high school years correcting people by revealing that I am not "allergic to sugar".
You know, a compound REQUIRED for human survival
Adults or other classmates? Super sad if it was the adults saying that to you.
Is it actually required though?
Bill Buck the body burns sugar for fuel. Even when in ketosis, your body breaks down the fats into sugars to be utilized. I’m not talking of refined white sugar.
Yes. All 3 calorie classes are required. Sugars (aka carbs), fats, and amino acids that make proteins.
@@foxbearchillinbytheriver only the glycerol (5-6% of a triglyceride) is used in construction of glucose, the fatty acids go straight to the krebs cycle. The brain only uses glucose and ketones, so during starvation it's best to have big muscles which can be converted into glucose, rather than lots of fat.
Someone told me once, that USSR changed Poland from poor and agricultural into strong and industrial country.
I am Polish. Unfortunately he wouldn't believe when I told him communism made us poorer than we were between 1st and 2nd WW.
ok but to be fair, it cant be good for any economy to be the battleground of 2 nations
@@konstantinkoch6114Poland wasn't a country in WW1
@@DiamondYoshi101 but after, and he said between 1st and 2nd WW
Oh...
I dUn GoOfEd
Fucking commies
Someone told me once that Finland exists.
I'm from Finland and I know we don't exist.
Apologies for bad joke.
Eemi Seppälä *brain.exe has stopped working.*
I agree, i am finnish too and don’t exist
Denmark doesn't exist but it's better than brexit and Sweden
I can confirm by being finnish
Thank you for this joke
I knew someone in a Chinese class in high school who was fluent and spoke in a Taiwanese accent. The teacher never corrected him, but some students did.
I mean, I speak Chinese in an American accent, so I'm not in any position to judge him for that.
I also don't speak Chinese.
@Soturian Lmao you are doing exactly what the video is highlighting.
Chinese is one language made up of 10 dialects. Standard mandarin is the most used.
Cantonese, Taiwanese, Shanghaiese, Hokkien etc. are area-specific creoles, made of a combination of dialects, according to which province they settled in from.
@Soturian Pidgin* language.
As the video says, don't believe me, go Google. I too converse with chinese folk, 90% of the time. Ya know, being chinese and all.
What's funnier is you're trying to rectify me on what the English word "dialect" means. If I'm wrong, I'd be happy to change my mind. But I'm damn sure I'm not.
Taiwanese is a combination of 官话, 閩话, and a slight hint of 客家话. A Taiwanese won't be corrected in a "Beijing mandarin" school, whatever that is.
@@yueshijoorya601 didn't forcefully appreciate how harshly you talked at first but the amount of sexist incompetent salty c*nt water Soturian Poured was totally worth a ride ngl
I don't even know jack russel shite about chinese or who is right or wrong but gj
@Soturian if this conversation happened earlier you'd be righhht there in the video
An American Tried to tell me (a Scottish person) that we still have clans over here and all speak Gaelic
Only the people on some of the western isles speak Gaelic and Clans are ridiculously uncommon unless you’re studying your family history she said that her husband was 1/8th Scottish and so she knew all about the country I’ve lived in my entire life
Those types aren't the greatest people ever. I think it should be common knowledge that clans are pretty much a thing of the past.
I can sympathize. I was in the United States about nine years ago while on a holiday to New York City with my family. While we were waiting in a queue to visit the top of the Empire State Building, some Americans who I think were from a different state overheard our accents and got chatting with us.
Their first question was, "Are you Susan Boyle people?"
When I was in Italy a few years back some people came up to us asking where we were from. We told them Scotland. They looked at us blankly for a few seconds before going "ahhh! I see. So you're from England."
*No.*
AY! DAMN SCOTS RUINING SCOTLAND
The lighting protection one is kinda funny because lighting protection code in the US is basically just industry bro-science and almost none of it is based on actual research. People who actually research lightning know that a lot of it is just complete bullshit that companies get lobbied in to sell products that won't actually work. The problem is lightning research is hard and not that well funded so there isn't enough evidence/resources to get the code fixed. (I'm getting my PhD in physics researching lighting.)
As a related story, my research group has some big underground Faraday cages we use when doing rocket triggered lightning. They sit right next to the rocket pad so you can be close enough to control the rocket but still be safe from the lighting. At some point someone came up and threw a huge fuss that our grounding was not up to code. After making it fit the code the grad student inside reported giant multi-inch arcs of electricity in the corners, between the door and walls, etc. during the next storm. That's obviously extremely dangerous, so we put things back the way we had them and haven't had any issues since.
Nobody:
Me: I’m 6 minutes and 10 seconds tall
Me: *Hears knock on door * Hello?
Neighbor: Your house is too high.
Me: what
Neighbor: Your house, it's six feet higher than it should be.
Me: We live on a hill.
Neighbor: I don't care, fix your house, make it shorter.
Me: HOW
"No, you're too high."
Saso Fermin why would they care so much about that i dont understand
@@kraftzero2947 A church in Massachusetts was charged DAILY for an over-trimmed tree. Daily until the damage was fixed. You know, until the tree grew back to its pre-trimmed size. 1000 dollars a day. And when I looked at the article, it was flooded with people saying "Good! How dare people overtrim trees!"
Meanwhile I'm from California, where you can get fined for under-trimming a tree (for fire lines), but the dumbest thing is the timed fine. Like, they can magically make the tree grow back faster. Code enforcement is nasty, but the worst thing is they'll always get asshats to agree with them.
bobtheduck thats so,stupid. And thats so money grabby.
When I was about 8, my dad said something about Gandalf and Dumbledore being played by the same dude. Even at 8 I knew they were completely different people. I was a potter-head. I argued against him. He got so angry he hit me (not uncommon) I looked it up on the family pc and showed him. He tried to laugh it off. It was the first of much turmoil. Twelve years later he’s out of my life 😂
Danggg yeah thats such a bad father. Hitting a 8 year old over such a trivial stuff
James Lim probably asian and as long the person was a boy, its nothing
Where does an 8 year old get pot:)
>He got so angry he hit me (not uncommon)
missed that part so by the end it seemed like it escalated quickly
Specialising in Ophtalmology and Optometry, during my shift some idiot tried to convince me you could change the color of your eyes by pouring lemon juice on them (this meme you probably seen 5 or 6 times on FB, he actually believed it) and wouldn't budge when i told him it would hurt like hell and probably leave his cornea wrecked... I was almost tempted to give in and tell him he was right after a while lol.
You should have given him lemon juice and ask him to test it
Yeah what the other guy said lol
No, he is wrong, you smear lemon juice on your skin to be invisible to cameras! lol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect#Original_study
@@Nor1MAL also works if you pour the lemon juice into the eyes of the guard
I mean, technically, it would make his eyes red, so... He’s not completely wrong
a guy corrected me on video games, the thing is that he just plays fortnite and nothing else
I play a lot of both videogames and boardgames, my family often tries to correct me on the rules the rely on me to learn and interpret because I am so good at/used to it.
Oh the humanity...
He has cancer now its already too late to save him THAT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
One of my teachers once argued with me that the Sun is not a star.
your teacher is a genius xD
Who let them teach
I've had teachers insist my name has two I's in it.
I think i know my OWN name.
Suika Ibuki why you saying you think you know instead of you know? hmmm 🤔
@@joelmiller2601 I'm gonna get wooooshed for this but it's sarcasm
@@elliott8778
*[WHOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!]*
@@elliott8778
Ps: no need to thanks
Your name has not two, but three Is in it!
finally, a reddit compilation that has something other than a simpsons character in the thumbnail
Sophie Grey or hentai
@@daanstrik4293
Or Simpson hentai...which probably exists.
The first channels to do this didn't have Simpsons.
Doctor: Vaccines are good
Anti-vaxx mom: hold my nutrition oils
Hold my dead children
@@ittah_2770 Racist But True LMAO
@@justsomeweebwithoutanpfp9082 How is it racist?
@@justsomeweebwithoutanpfp9082 "Racist?"
Racism: Discrimination of a certain race or ethnicity.
america:... OIL
A woman told me she thought my eyes were beautiful. Her husband corrected "NO THEY'RE NOT! Those are colored contacts!"
They're not.
So I go "excuse me?"
And he's looking at the floor, embarrassed and says sorry lol. Like how rude
What eye colour have you got? A lot of my family have a rare eye colour, that being silver/grey.
I mean that just means your eyes are so cool someone thought they must be fake so cool lol
@@dragonicbladex7574 I think that's them in the pfp pic and I agree with the lady there eyes are pretty. But if they ain't the person in the pfp pic then I am stupid as frick
Contacts or not, that was rude af
r/thathappened
I'm a Scottish citizen w/ a passport, I argued with a friend for thirty minutes that Scotland is a country not a county until they read the first line of wikepedia:
*Scotland is a country that is part of the united kingdom* and we both burst out laughing.
Wait so what did they think counties like Aberdeenshire were? Lol
@Sam Bacon Northern Ireland isn't a country but yeah the other 3 are. Surprising how many people don't know this
I just wanted to say fuck the UK. Those countries should be independent again.
@Sam Bacon No worries my guy :) it's a touchy subject, seeing as just under half the people there say they're Irish, and just over half the people there say they're British, and everyone in Ireland thinks it's Irish. It can be tricky to talk about
My very religious grandma told me that atheism is a religion. I told her that it's not. She said that maybe if I really wanted to be an atheist, than I should do more research about it
To be fair, some definitions of religion do include atheism. Just not the common ones.
To be fair, some definitions of religion do include atheism. Just not the common ones.
Atheism is a religion as much as being asexual is a sexuality.
My most basic definition of religion: Believing in a god or gods
My very basic definition of atheism: Not believing in a god or gods
I wouldn’t classify it as a religion. The only requirement for being an atheist is not believing in a god. Meanwhile, a lot of religions require more dedication than saying “I believe”
When I did a paper on world war 2 in 5th grade, I said that the atomic bomb in Hiroshima exploded 100 feet off the ground.
My HISTORY teacher tried to correct me by saying it exploded when it hit the ground.
You can't split uranium when there's no bomb left.
Fission works by splitting atoms using radioactive material.
Not by hitting the ground.
Atomic bombs do more damage if they explode in the air. How does your history teacher not know this?
I swear to god, sometimes it really is the 'experts' who are wrong.
A nuklear warhead can explode on impact or even below the ground.
They detonated several hundred meters above the ground.
man i hate being 6 minutes and 10 seconds
wHAt
I've had people try to shift it like "oh, that's what I actually ment though" everytime they've been proven wrong.
Oh thats just annoying
@@bluehornet197 Not as annoying as proving them wrong, and they immediately go "See? I told you so!" claiming the positions were reversed... I had a couple teachers do that.
This is quite specific, but I'm a Japanese studies major and I've studied Japanese law history, and my brother (he studies geopolitics) insisted that Japan never had any baby boom and that's the reason they only had eugenics law after the war
I keep telling him he was wrong but since his teacher (not a specialist of Japan) told him he didn't believe me, even though I've read multiple books and had class with a world specialist of the subject.
Finally I just gave him the references of the 1rst eugenics laws from the 1910's and show him the Japanese age structure (you can clearly see the effect of a baby boom or a war on the age structure; Japan had a very short but very existing baby boom just after the war) a'd he finally admit I was right but boy that was a ride
i like how LasagnaFarts92 is a welder in nuclear submarines, not saying he is a liar but i like the username
Ethan Rokos lol my uncle was a teacher for nuclear sub school and he was the most immature joker in the world lol. Constant fart jokes and perv jokes.
At my other uncles funeral, we were all having a very dark moment sitting there grieving so he pushed the biggest fart he possibly could out just to break up the moment. He almost pooped his pants and we all ran out of the funeral home lol.
R/rimjobsteve
how tall are you?
oh im 6 mins and 10 seconds
I'm not a food scientist and all of people's made up misinformation about food bothers me so I honestly can't imagine actually being an expert on it. I would have to live in seclusion.
Ikr, like every suburban mom thinks she's an knows more than the experts beacuse "I saw it in a blog, a magazine and on doctoc oz", like no Susan it's a fad diet and it's not a replacement for an actually healthy lifestyle.
Can you tell me about the MSG and pizza? I get migraines from MSG but have never seen it used in pizza.
my biggest annoyance is having worked at a FROYO store and customers would come up and ask me after staring at the flavor signs if we had gluten free flavors. It's frozen yogurt. Gluten is a WHEAT protein. Like obviously the cookies and cream would have gluten, since you know cookies are typically made from flour, but the mango sorbet? To top it off all the flavor signs said what allergens were in them anyway but apparently people are too dumb to read.
Honestly the only reason you would eat gluten free is if you actually were allergic to it. Gluten itself does nothing to affect your health (unless, again, if you're allergic to it), but people seem to be convinced that its a bad thing that should be avoided.
@@sweetpotatofries99 MSG is the chemical that makes you taste savory, like capsaicin is the compound making your mouth burn after eating chilis. It's in everything that taste savory, dried aged meat (and normal meat), cheese, fish, fermented sauces like soy sauce, tomatoes, grapey, mushrooms...
Double-blinded studies have failed to replicate the postulated effect claimed by the editorial of a scientific paper many years ago.
Most likely reasons are the high salt content and the nocebo effect, although I wouldn't claim to know the specific reasons in your case.
Do you suffer from migraines regularly anyways? Is it really migraines ( with photophobia, nausea..) or just headaches?
It’s really annoying. Everyone thinks raw chicken is bad and needs to be thrown out because of the odd smell. It’s a dead animal, it’s not going to smell pleasant. When you work with chicken enough you know just by smell when it’s good or bad. I’m a safety inspector at a food facility.
I spent 2 years in culinary school one of the first things we learned is what temperature to cook meats and what each temperature looks on each meat, (very small lesson) anyways I was working at the restaurant I am employed to be a prep cook at ( really laidback and fun environment when we’re not busy) I was cooking a chicken breast for my boss while talking to her while the bartender was listening, after the chicken was cooked to a perfect 165 degrees with no pink I joke about it being cooked beautifully rare ( got a good chuckle out of my boss) not half a second later the dense bartender decides to chime in and try to tell me chicken shouldn’t be cooked rare and should be done all the way through.
"What do you do if you start digging up ruins and you find dinosaurs?" Yeah, because we all know that ancient human archaeological digsites are just lousy with fossil fields.
Someone: how tall are you
Me: 6 MiNuTeS aNd 10 SeCoNdS
This is the first time I reached over 100 likes thank you guys so much 🙏
thought about that one when it happened
comment guy holy shit youre tall if your 6'10
Im 4 minutes and 2 or 7 seconds
@@static2140 Or really short. Bacteria travels ~1mm/sec, so in 6'10", it would travel 370mm, making a 6'10" tall person roughly 1/3 of a meter tall--shorter than an infant (the average height of a newborn baby is 40-60cm).
Braden Best holy shit how the fuck did you put a whole scientific equation lmao
Not exactly correcting, but I know a guy from research who likes to explain freshman-level chemistry stuff to people with phds and decades of experience in the chemistry field as if it's something he, and only he, is knowledgeable about. Like, dude, they literally wrote the paper your basing your project on, get off your damn high horse already
Hey Newton! Ya heard of this thing called gravity? Its a really cool idea!
@@JayF2912 No, tell me more.
Jay Fairless yes dovahkiin please explain
FUS ...RODAH!
@@foxydash9992 now theres two of them?!
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Listen up lads: gravity make thing fall
I’m a good hamster carer (not an expert but hey)
And once my dad said that not cleaning a hamster causes stress…
I intently corrected him and said “Cleaning a hamster out EVERY WEEK causes stress.”
He still doesn’t believe me to this day
Out of curiosity, How often should you clean the hamsters without causing them stress?
Someone corrected me when I stated how something made me feel. Like excuse me, but who do you think you are? I may not know much about a lot of things, but I definitely know how things make me feel.
That's fucking stupid. Some people think everybody feels and thinks the same as they do.
Another one is people who try and explain WHY you felt a certain emotion in a way that makes you seem like an imbecile. "You see, the only reason you hated it was because you were excited for it and made yourself disappointed." "You see, the only reason you hated it was because you convinced yourself you wouldn't like it beforehand." Two polar opposite assumptions, yet I've heard both.
Wh-... Hu- WHAT?!
@@Slick_Tails Oh man, I hear ya. I don't really get why people do that though. Like, what could be going through their head? Edit: accidently replied early, so I finished the reply
@@Slick_Tails People who say that kind of thing make me very enraged.
Someone tried to agrue with me that my mothers name was nicole. Her name is jessica.
Wait who's name is Jessica
How did that argue even start?
What do they get out of arguing that? *"It's my mom"*
Little do you know her name is Lauren
@@morenaesandi6292 they said "wow! The name nicole dosent auit jer at all!" Me: "haha yeah lol her names is jessica so im not suprised" "no it isnt" "isnt what?" "Her name. Its nicole." "No, its jessica" "well i would know because you just call her mom" "🖕👋"
*I'm not an expert*
I'm an undergrad taking food technology and a lot of my relatives send misleading "facts" about foods that I always correct but they don't really acknowledge, especially one "fact" from a doctor (not really the professional you need here) about a food additive used in instant noodles causing cancer. About among all other things people *always* judge that it's just a fancy course for chefs. *_boy, do I have news for you_*
When my roommate tried telling me that letting his cat chew on his marijuana plants was fine and “just because you went to school for a couple months doesn’t mean you know anything.”
I have my associates and was in animal care science. Marijuana is absolutely on the list of plants/foods most domestic animals cannot ingest because it’s potentially toxic to them.
All I told him was to be careful because it might not agree with him. Never once was I trying to scold or correct him. Was just looking out for the cat. It turned into a huge text war back and forth of him putting me down and trying to give me a lesson on the stage that the plant was in and how it “would hardly do anything because it’s in XYZ stage of growth, etc.”
Buddy. A veterinarian isn’t going to give a fuck about what stage your pot plants are in. They’ll take precautions regardless. It’s written off as toxic to cats. End of story... lmfao
@ 9:18 Didn't they know " The cow jumped over the moon " ?
GeneGene
And bull running?
I'm a nurse.
No, you do not have to remove your tampon to urinate. Different openings.
Shaving or removing hair by any means does not cause it to return darker, thicker, or give you more of it.
It would surprise you how often women have tried to argue these facts.
I have loads, most far more serious.
My life is a life.
Wait, some women don't know they have 3 holes down there? Are they nuns?
@@ittah_2770 Sadly, I have run into this multiple times. I fault "sex education" and parenting. One patient and her husband were complaining of painful intercourse and bleeding after their honeymoon. He was penetrating her anally.
@@ittah_2770 Sadly, I have run into this multiple times. I fault "sex education" and parenting. One patient and her husband were complaining of painful intercourse and bleeding after their honeymoon. He was penetrating her anally.
The theory behind why hair seems thicker after shaving is that cutting the hair blunts the tips, making the hair appear thicker and coarse when it grows out, whilst waxing pulls out the whole hair and a new pointy, fine hair grows up which gives the illusion of there being less, and because they're harder to see, of it taking longer to grow back
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I knew a guy in college (we'll call him "J") who always began arguments about the dumbest stuff, and he would pick the incorrect position and argue it to the death. He tried to argue about stuff in comic books. Superman (generally considered the first comic book superhero) first appeared in 1938. He tried to argue it was several years later, and that Batman came first. This argument occurred before smartphones, and we didn't have a computer around. Here's how that conversation went:
J: Batman's really the first superhero--he came before all the others.
Me: Superman first appeared in 1938, a year before Batman.
J: No way man, it was years later! Batman appeated first in 1939!
Me: No...Superman appeared first in 1938. I know this because his 50th anniversary was in 1988.
J: Oh, I don't think so.
Me: He had a TV special that aired in 1988. I watched it as a kid...I have it taped on VHS at home.
J: Well, that's...
Me: It was called "Superman's *50TH* Anniversary Special." 1988 minus 50 is 1938.
J: But...
Me: It was on CBS.
J: I don't think...
Me: It was hosted by Dana Carvey.
J: But...but...
Me: Do us a favor, go look it up when you go back to your room and let me know if I'm wrong.
He went and checked, and then never mentioned it to us again.
Electronic music producer here. I make hybrid cinematic/experimental/dubstep music. Here are some of the things I get a lot, in order from least to most annoying:
"So basically you're a DJ?" (DJs mix and transition playlists, they don't actually create songs)
"How do you have the time for that?" from people who have attempted electronic music, and "Why don't you release music more often?" (They sort of answer each other. I don't release music often because of academics taking up free time, and I do still have time because I love making music and spend all of my free time making it).
"Making electronic music is effortless!" (It's actually harder than using solely acoustic instruments - Not only must I make and perform all the melodies, I also have to make most of the sounds).
"You're not a real musician" (I've played classical piano for nine years and trumpet for three. I arrange my music using a weighted 88 key keyboard. If that doesn't make me a musician, what does?).
"It's just noise, though!" (This one is the worst, and also unfortunately the most commen. With experimental sound design, it can take hours just to get a few sounds made, and they'ree usually meticulously constructed to sound exactly the way the do. And even for the happy accidents, how many people know how to modulate grain density with an LFO attenuated by a cycling envelope, or how to get the frequency modulation at just the right ratio and proportion to make it sound like a violin, and not just white noise?).
Once had my mother try and convince me (a biology graduate) that women have more ribs than men because "God made Eve out of Adam's rib."
Wouldn't that mean that women should only have one rib because God only took one from Adam?
I once found this in a freaking biology textbook.
@@FloatingOer yeah, that doesnt make much sense....
Stefan Travis
Excuse me WTF
I once heard that originally in the Bible Eve made out of Adams dick’s bone.
And that’s why the penis gets so hard without have a bone. And exclusively in women’s presence.
“Hey why this thing gets so hard sometimes? I mean, it doesn’t have a bone like mi arm so why?
Well that’s because God use it to make womans“
(Not an expert)
But I believe the Earth is round. Despite the idea being taught to many people, some think the world is flat.
Brother are you fucking stupid!? It's shaped like a damn tiddy!
It's an oblate spheroid, a round shape but with imperfect curves
Everyone knows that Earth is a cube, just like Minecraft.
@@del5981 So... round, as they said, then?
Loren Sekai even in Minecraft the planet is spherical
Got similar story for the deli guy
I worked in a deli for my first job, About 2 years. maybe 1 year in, I meet a mother and daughter. They were the worst customers I've ever had, they make up about 3/4 of the crazy stories I tell about the deli, but the first time I ever met them, the mother asked for "Fat Free Cheese." Cheese is mainly fat, so obviously I assume she's not a total lunatic and think she means "Low Fat Cheese" bring her the lowest fat cheese we have, she asks to see the label. I show her, and she says angrily, "This still has fat in it!! I asked for fat FREE cheese!." I told her that that isn't exactly possible, and that even if we had it we wouldn't have it in the deli section, but in the dairy section down the hall. She fuckin' LOSES IT. Goes on how I don't know what I'm talking about, how I just don't want to give her her cheese, etc. She demands the manager, I bring him, he says something that politely translates to "Lady that's crazy who would even make that, and even If we had it it would be in the dairy section down the hall" The satisfaction from that last part made it all worth it.
Edit: spelling, some phrasing/better wording, and I called fat “sodium” for some fucking reason.
people who refuse to acknowledge there are two types of diabetics (3 including gestational) are my biggest peeve.
Did you hear about type 2 getting new sub categories?
Also, I had gestational diabetes that turned out to be late onset type 1. My healthcare provider had literally told me there's no need to test me for GD during pregnancy since I'm young, and at a normal weight. Couple months later "why am I so thirsty all of the time?"
I'm sort of glad I know someone with type 1 because until that point I was a sheep.
Their minds get REALLY blown when you point out there's also a couple of types of diabetes insipidus as well, which has nothing to do with blood glucose levels in any way, shape or form! LOL
@@JustAnotherBuckyLover Looked it up, mind was indeed blown!
@@fuji1770 I literally said exactly that, that it had nothing to do with blood glucose. Your point?
P.S. the name isn't a misnomer at all. Diabetes comes from the Greek for syphon or pour/push through, referring to excessive urination. Mellitus refers to honey, or sweet. Insipidus refers to dilute. As diabetes insipidus is a disease that leads to excessive urination, without spillover of glucose, so you produce excessive amounts of very dilute, non-sweet urine, it's a perfectly accurate name.
"I know more than you in my 5 minutes of research than your years of education"
@J .S its the dunning kruger effect.
Basically people over estimate their abilities especially once they start out in something because they dont realize how much they actually don't know about the subject.
All they know about a subject is what they know and they don't realize it's such a complicated thing. But once they learn more then people usually realize that they don't actually know much at all
"how tall are you?"
"six minuets and ten seconds."
“Bruh how tall are you?”
“Oh...uh I’m *six* *minutes* *and* *ten* *seconds”*
What
light years xD dude's a size of a fucking supergalaxy
I once had a close family member argue with me on how to spell my name
Did the conversation go something like this?
family member: "it's Min Yoongi, not Min Yoon ki"
lollllll
(I play violin since I was six)
My music teacher at school tried to argue with me about sharp (half tone higher) and natural (original tone) being the same thing
ah, like a B sharp being the same as a C? (which is not the case, but close enough for music in school)
I have short hair, and a lot of people can't tell if I'm a boy or a girl(my gender is confusion)
I was helping an old man with this engineering game(Think a cheap bridge-building game) at the State Fair they had set up, and he kept going on and on about how I should become an engineer, we need more people in the field. He asked if I was some random lady's son, and I corrected him, and told him I was a girl(lol me at the time) and then suddenly he found flaws in everything I was doing despite him not even knowing how to build anything not even 10 minutes before.
I am friends with a couple of engineers. I think only one of them is not extremely misogynistic. Their work is always pretty much all guys. They grow pretty full of themselves and my friends always have a laugh pointing out their douche ideas relating to women, lol.
I try thinking about how people would treat me differently if I wasn't born to be a tall, caucasian, cis gendered male. I experienced how follow female med students would be berated or 'helped' after doing the same thing I had done with no repercussions, or how patients would only listen and accept something when I repeated it after a female doctor told them just a second ago.
I know about it, but I will never know whats it like to live it every day. Spooky yet humbling thought.
@@duschinger On our internal medicine rotation, 3 of us female students were being led by a young female doctor. She showed us to a patient and spoke a bit about what his medical history was, asked him questions. He answered them politely, then asked us if we're nursing students and if he could get a doctor to talk to about something. We were all in full white coats and outfits. Then he saw a dude and waved him over to ask him those questions. The dude was a nurse, wearing nurse scrubs.
boy and girl pertain to male and female. gender is what you have only if you reproduce sexually. male and female are the two gender expression that humans have. gender expressions refer to what role in sexual reproduction the individual in question will play. the different reproductive roles and genitalia are evolved over millions of years before humans existed in their present form. many species of the kindoms mamalia, prototista, fungi, and plantae share common basic reproductive systems, despite variations in genital appearance and macro/micro biological functions. some species reproduce asexually from the four listed above kingdoms and kingdom archaea and bacteria reproduce by binary celluar fission. isnt that cool! since humans that are hermaphrodites are generally born sterile, and there are no asexual humams, you will only reproduce with sexual reproduction, and can deduce your actual biological gender simply by looking between your legs! no confusion! its the only answer your simple enough to be confused by gender for popularity and virtue points mind needs! if you are blind, there are other senses. what an amzing thing the human body as it is naturally is. why do people get bored with it and need to play silly games even though science has answered the question irrefutably? power and control. rest assured, there will always be 52% of any population who will know the truth of right and wrong for you, and will gladly show up to put any confusion about already known fact to bed for ya! take care sweetie!
@@forwarddiscipline uh, sorry but I identify as an attack helicopter now.
I am saddened by the diabetes one. They don’t know how the pancreas is supposed to do the insulin lol.
Can relate
I’m diabetic type 1 since 11yrs
You are a literal child
I am sorry but It had to be said
@@PJ_Wendigo its not cancer lighten up lmao
Flat Earthers Correct Me About The Shape of the earth that i live for my whole life
If the earth is flat, why haven't cats pushed everything off yet?
This might be a niche pet peeve, but I once witnessed someone trying to correct an actual biologist on what a "species" is.
(For the record, the common answer is that "two animals are considered distinct species if they can't produce fertile offpsring." The _actual_ answer is "'Species' is a helpful but false model because evolution doesn't move in tidy jumps like that, it just blurs lines until we say 'fuck it' and put something in a new category based on flawed and arbitrary standards. Everything you know is fake and life is meaningless, let's go fiddle with test tubes")
Well, the common answer isn't COMPLETELY wrong - it's one of the most common standards used in practice, even if it's not applicable to a lot of situations. It's just not as accurate as the real answer, which is that it's a clusterfuck.
Well, the common answer isn't COMPLETELY wrong - it's one of the most common standards used in practice, even if it's not applicable to a lot of situations. It's just not as accurate as the real answer, which is that it's a clusterfuck.
It’s fine for people to be wrong or mistaken but it’s ridiculous when they keep fighting like they are correct and even when they are proven wrong they still try saying they are right. I never understood why people do that it just makes them look bad
I'm a sound technician. I have had so many actors tell me I need to turn up their mics, and I always tell them they need to be louder, cause if I could fix the volume problem, as the person whose sole job it is to control the volume of things, I already would have. (I do appreciate when actors come up with legitimate concerns, like if I'm not necessarily getting enough of the low end of the vocals in a song and it throws it off.)
Then there's the opposite where there are actors who can project fine without a mic, but practically mumble when they have one cause they think it will make them louder. In theatre, microphones aren't there for the actors' convenience as much as they are for the audience's convenience.
As a microbiologist who's done a fair bit of brewing: "Just be careful when making alcohol that you distil out all the ethanol because it will make you go blind". Insisted that methanol was what is in all alcohol. Didn't take it too far, hopefully he takes his crazy ideas out with a good bottle of methanol one day
I've actually had to google this for more info and found this website. homedistiller.org/intro/methanol/methanol I actually didn't know that you would always have methanol. You taught me something new :).
Chubby Emu has a good video on what happened to a guy who drank 2 litres of his own Moonshine.
@@GamingDad Glad it lead to something interesting
@@hareecionelson5875 A very nice channel that, thanks for pointing it out
Someone tried correcting me what breed my dog was.
i get that all the time like i'm pretty sure i know what breed my dog is
Oh yeah... i get told about my presa canario that she is really a boxer mix. She has pedigree and the whole shebang😂
I'm a young physician (comparable to a GP in training) with a focus on lifestyle and nutrition medicine for many years. Fascinating field, eat whole grains, legumes and any veg in any amount, by the way.
I was at a video shoot where we prepare online courses for people to implement subtle changes into their diets without sacrificing flavour (#1 priority l, let's be honest). Our camera guy didn't feel well last shoot, and that day he returned with a diagnosis of Type 2 Diabetes. We worked out a plan together, overhauling his lifestyle week by week, and already at the next shoot (~6 weeks later), his blood glucose was NORMAL. As in, he was totally fine. It felt so awesome to have a patient who actually wants to change whatever is damaging him and implementing my advice. His change in weight and cholesterol was incredible, too, he looked really great.
Anyways, about 10 minutes before we all finished awe-ing him for his achievements, a guest chef came along, young woman, tattooed with arm, ear and noserings and henna. She was an ayurveda 'expert' (she finished 2 private courses on the subject, not the good kind of ayurveda either, but the batshit crazy kind) and tried to explain to me how gluten is the worst thing ever, people need foods with feminine energy in them, a Big Mac is far healthier if you eat it while sitting in nature and MDs have no clue about the body. Quite rude too. I knew i had to be in the same room as her for another 6 hours, so I plainly asked which studies I can read up on to see those results she's talking about, since I've never heard of them. She replied 'Studies? Those aren't important, docs only care about that bullshit, ayurveda has data for over 5.000 years.'
Everyone was in shock. Not a single person in the room thought she was right in the head, but knew they were in the same room for another 6 hours. When she left, they all congratulated me on staying calm.
The actually bad thing was how incredibly rude and self absorbed she was, never accepting the possibility that she might not be 100% correct.
Good god, I was boiling. I knew I could destroy her in maybe 3 sentences, but there was no benefit in that. Nobody listened to her anyways.
This is how cis AND a secret majority of gay people feel when an entitled, guess-my-gender crazy person emerges from some online echo chamber and starts demanding everyone use pronoun X to describe them or else be labeled a something-something-phobic monster.
@@mrchuckmorris It's no secret that plenty of gay people are tired of SJW shit. Milo Yiannopoulos is gay.
@@mrchuckmorris It's no secret that plenty of gay people are tired of SJW shit. Milo Yiannopoulos is gay.
@@mrchuckmorris It's no secret that plenty of gay people are tired of SJW shit. Milo Yiannopoulos is gay.
Er google, fucking stop. When I click "reply", just do it once.
Does it count when it's a astronomy nerd in a argument with a flat earther
yes
Yes
Heck yes. Here's an easy way to make their head spin: How can you have a lunar eclipse if the Earth is flat?
@@wolfqueen6 They actually will invent ways to prove you can have it and have a lunar eclipse. Though, it usually defies physics.
@@rizon72 It's very easy to defy physics when you say they aren't real.
I'm 5' 9", measured multiple times by the military. When I go on dates with 5' 7" women they argue that I lied about my height because they are taller than me. I finally measured one and she got pissed and left my apartment screaming that she isn't freakishly tall.
"Big satisfying poops will come your way" that just timed itself perfectly with me finishing up a long bathroom visit 😂
Nobody:
Text to speech robot: *"Meegraines*"
Holy crap thanks for the likes!
I keep me'chickens on me'farm. They like to eat "me'grains."
@@kiltmaster7041 Lmao
They tried to convince me it’s normal putting cereal in after the milk.
And no it wasn’t cornflakes or something.
It was literally Honey Nut Cheerios.
Needless to say,we’re not friends anymore
Hi I saw you somewhere before lol
I'd call that appropriate.
Good for you. Cut the toxic people out of your life.
I worked in Regulatory Food Labeling for a packaged pastry company, working with R&D and suppliers to build our Nutrition Facts panels and ingredient lists. I had full access and knowledge of every single ingredient and its proportion within our finished products. The FDA has extremely strict rules against fraudulent and misleading statements, which is why jobs like mine even existed, allowing everyone to have at least some semblance of knowledge of what is in our food.
Anyways, I got into this weeklong argument with Marketing over whether we could label a certain chocolate cake "Chocolate Mousse Cake," when it contained zero chocolate mousse. The team refused to let it go, asking dumb things like, "How about just 'Mousse cake?'" or "Can we just put, 'With real chocolate mousse' at the bottom?" My answer every time: "NO. YOU CAN'T. THERE IS NO MOUSSE IN IT." This was all over email, so I had to be very careful what I said, but the passive-aggressiveness was gonna explode pretty soon until R&D thankfully entered the conversation and told Marketing off for apparently making promises to customers without doing their freaking research on their own products.
Had someone lecture me on the compression:breaths ratio when doing CPR.
I was the lifeguard on duty.
P.s. yes I'm aware that they can change, life guards get on the job training and updates constantly.
"What would I stand to benefit by lying about being 6 ' 10?"
You'd 'stand' to benefit a few inches. XD
"How tall are you?"
"Oh, I'm about 6 minutes and 10 seconds tall!"
"...?"
well actually gravity can be different in some parts. but very minute. at some weight calibration places they measure gravity at specific points in a grid pattern and yes gravity is different at those places. but its comparable to a grain of sand on the moon difference. but when you chase those 0.0000001 gram accuracy it matters.
Yes, because Earth doesn't have exactly constant density and is not a perfect sphere. But it's damn close.
Robin Geelen the farther away you are from the core the higher you jump the closer the lower basically
its varies by about .5 percent
it's still a significant enough difference that space programs launch rockets closer to the equator if they can because the rocket weighs less and they need every bit they can get
Jacob Wiren
Engineering student here:
that is incorrect, the reason rockets launch at the equator is because of the earth's rotation, which can be added to the lateral velocity of a spaceship when trying to achieve orbit. Some rockets are launched from mountain complexes because of the lower gravity which lowers the gravity toll to upwards velocity, but the equator is mostly used because of the increase in lateral velocity due to earth's rotation