I survived about 5 years of delivery... did see some interesting things and meet some interesting people, and some weird/creepy stuff too. My favorites were the guy who would tip me with a couple tall boys when I was 16 (legally, or per store policy, you had to be at least 18 to be a driver), people inviting me in for a toke and a slice of pizza, pretty ladies, etc.
I delivered Chinese food in college. Strangest thing? Delivered to a house near the campus on a Friday night, so I figured it was for some sort of party. Three bags of food, just over $80 worth. I get to the house, all the lights are off and there's some dim light coming from inside. No doorbell, knock on the door. I hear NOTHING, followed by the door opening. Whoever opened the door was already standing their waiting because they never came out from behind the door when they opened it. I look in, and the living room is completely empty except for like four dozen lit candles and six girls in tankinis sitting in a circle with cardboard tiki masks on. All the girls are facing me while sitting in this circle. "So.....your total comes out to (whatever it was)". The six girls raise their arms and point together to a table next to the door. There's a $100 bill on it. "You guys need change?" They all shake their head in unison. I put the food on the table, grab the money, wish them a good night, and leave. Best part: two months later I'm playing DD for my sisters. I get a text to pick them up from the same address, but I don't remember it until I get there. Place is packed, party in full swing. I go into the house to find them. As I'm looking around I see this group of girls looking at me like I'm some sort of serial killer. I smile and raise my arm to point at them. Two of them start laughing while the others run off. Talking to them I learned that it was a prank they pull on delivery drivers and the other girls ran off embarrassed because I was the first it didn't work on. I know this is a long story but hey, it beats the times I got mugged for some crab rangoon.
oh my gosh I got this once (may be impt to note that i am a girl). so i get to the hospital and leave the food with a nurse (the girl who'd ordered was in the bathroom when I arrived) and for whatever reason I mentioned the request to the nurse, who laughed and said she was going to trick her. I shrug and walk around the corner, and while i'm waiting for the elevator I hear the nurse saying "You literally just missed him. He was sooo hot, Janie, oh my GOD." and then next thing I know a teenage girl straight up runs down the hall towards me, frantically searching for the hot delivery guy. the nurse came to collect her, telling her she knows she can't run off like that and she's like "but the guy...!" and I think the nurse was about to fess up to her lil prank so I said "ohmygosh I totally saw that guy! tall, dark hair right? he took the stairs." poor girl looked so bummed to have missed out, and that nurse was fighting so hard not to laugh
walklikearobot Was the she an older teen? Like. 17,18? I’m just curious if she was actually trying to get a date or if she was like 13,14 and just kinda weird
@@cake_9510 Some Amish communities actually have more modern amenities than you would think. They still live as simple as possible, but have just adapted to still be able to communicate with the outside world.
11:46 The only thing that would make this make sense, is they had a bet going... called the chinese place and the pizza place at the same time and whoever got their food first won.
I had an apartment order from 3 different large chain pizza places at the same time for this. I was the winner, and my GPS took me down the wrong street.
I delivered Pizzas as a first job for Dominos. The weirdest by far was delivering to a pleasant neighborhood, with a pleasant house. The guy answers the door as a normal person. We make the smalltalk about the order, the price, etc. Out of the corner of my eye I see movement down the hall and in a bedroom. A lady is just being plowed by her dog. I took my 5 dollar tip, pretended not to have seen anything, got into my SUV, looked out the windshield, and while laughing yelled "WHAT THE FUUUUCK" Alternately there was this lady, around 40. I delivered to her often and knew she was fairly ditzy and one of those "Wine moms" who got shitfaced off a bottle of cheap Okanagan wine. She begins to flirt with me and such, I just smile and make smalltalk hoping to god her card gets accepted so I can leave. She slips a 20 in my pocket while flirting. Now me, a 130 pound soaking wet twink of a boy, is like "oh my god this is how it feels to feel like a piece of meat". Well it got worse. In her drunken state she coos out "You look like my son~". The machine beeped. I asked her if she wanted her receipt. And I drove back to the store, my face that of sheer panic.
@@xaenon yeah well don't put the Amish on a pedestal or anything. They also participate in puppy mills since they don't feel animals deserve special consideration. Animals are property, nothing more in their faith
@@KB3TLR That's hardly unique to the Amish. Most Abrahamic faiths operate under that belief, because it is written in the Old Testament, and functionally speaking, that IS the norm in society. Not saying I agree with it - just that's the way it IS.
@@xaenon 'thats the way it is' is the kind of thinking that will never change it. I say fuck that kind of thinking. I will do anything I can to change the mistreatment of animals. Even if all it starts with is shining a light on it to the world. And doing whatever else I can to help animals. Donating to the spca, donating to shelters, adopting from shelters
@@KB3TLR It's all subjective. What do you constitute as an animal? Lizards, ants, chickens, etc. Not that I believe in animal breeding, with the exception of using them as resources and in a free range environment. Your values and beliefs are not above someone else's. If you want them to change then learn their ways and go out and teach them better methods instead of throwing useless money around to businesses and complaining. Besides it's not like the Amish are doing because it's fun, they're doing it becasue the people want it and they need the money for their people, supply and demand.
I've been delivering ever since I got my license (about 4 years now) and I've seen some crazy shit 1. Guy really down on his luck really wanted a pizza. Gave the exact coordinates, yes, coordinates, of where his tent was set up and had me deliver to it. Boss heard about this and refunded the guys order. 2. A goat farm. Hopped out of the car and was immediately swarmed by about 20 goats who smelled the pizza. Ran to the deck on the house that fortunately had dog gate, narrowly escaping a pack of hungry goats. 3. Saw plenty of "underdressed" people. Best one was this woman who was laying on her bed right next to the window... nude. Never got out of bed, just opened the window, handed me the cash and took the pizza. 4. House set back about a mile in the woods. Text the manager as soon as I pull up telling her to make sure I texted her back. 3 enormous, clearly aggressive Pitbulls and Rotweilers started circling my car, growling and scratching to get in. Not to mention the overwhelming stench of what I believed to be moonshine coming from the barn with a huge confederate flag nailed across the front. After calling the guy 3 times to no answer, I just honked the horn hoping to get someones attention. Dogs go crazy and some dude busts out the barn waving a shotgun yelling "what the hell you doing on my property" before seeing the pizza sign on the car and just going "oh yeah, I ordered pizza". Didn't think I'd live through that one. Dogs scratched up my car real good, my insurance company ended up getting $300 out of him for a new paint job. 5. Craziest thing I've seen which I hope was just someone playing a prank on me. I was doing DoorDash, and was out at midnight. Woman answered the door and seemed really timid, like she was being watched and didn't want to make the wrong move. She insists she give me a cash tip for delivering so late, even after I say she doesn't have to (her house was really creepy and I just wanted to get out of there) and runs inside, telling me wait on the porch while she gets cash. I sit there for about a minute and am about to just leave as I had another delivery to pick up, when I hear something rustling in the bushes in front of the porch, as if something is running through the bushes. At this point, I've decided I'd had enough and got up to leave when someone the size of a small girl with long black hair popped out of the bushes... with a damn knife. I yelled "oh fuck no" kicked the little demon person and bolted for my car. I got there and saw that thing running, trying to get behind the car. I just threw it in reverse and got the hell out of there not looking back or slowing down until I was at a well lit McDonalds. I really hope that was just someone pulling a really bad prank. 6. Best one I ever got was from a girl that I was talking to in high school. She called the shop and asked specifically for me to deliver to her. We've stayed as close friends ever since that ;)
"A big stream of pee starts to fall out his robe. He doesn't seem to notice, or doesn't care. He just keeps making small talk as it's happening." This.... This was a Little Britain sketch!!
In my years of being a delivery boy, i stopped a domestic violence issue, saw many naked females, have been offered unsolicited sex in exchange for food, and aggressively attacked by a child with special needs.
Worked for Papa Johns for two years and lemme tell you, what a ride. There were two crazy stories that I'll always remember. The first one was a visit to a rich guy's house. The way it was isolated, you'd never tell it was there. Deep in the woods, but a massive place with at least 12 rooms, a living room that had an embroidered ceiling with a chandelier made of these massive, interwoven deer horns-- the guy just went all-out. Figured I liked him on the spot-- that is, until he didn't even tip. The second was a small house in a relatively safe area. Countryside home with neighbors but there were no real threats in the area. I knock on the door-- typical country family environment, and the moment the door opens, I see a few things. The first thing I saw was the man. I'm 6'9, he's 6'5. He has worn-out teeth, a look of deep concern, and looks like he's about to "retreat" for some reason. The second thing I saw was the gun on the table. A sawed-off double-barrel shotgun with three rounds sitting next to it. I felt uneasy, but I'm used to working with firearms, and just felt like things weren't going to end badly for me. Gut feeling, I guess? Third was the possible wife, who darted for the gun and moved it out of view. There was a kid, probably six years old, sucking his thumb in the corner. Guy just pays me and I leave.
To be fair, I'm guilty of it. Ordered pizza, thought I had money, forgot that I'd spent my cash earlier that day so had only like $4 in my wallet. I apologized for my rookie mistake, but he was cool (even cheerful!) about it and let me pay with quarters and dimes. Another rookie mistake - We had just moved to a house with an address similar to the old house. I screwed up ordering and gave the correct street, but wrong address. Hey, cut me some slack, it had been a REALLY bad day at work. Anyway, the guy called me after he tried to deliver to the address I'd given, and we straightened it out, and I explained my error. "Hey, we've all been there," he said.
I didn't realize you could just order a pizza and pay at the door. All I ever do is pay online, you can even tip online. Once the food gets here, just grab it, say thank you, and that's it.
I delivered a 2 packs of chicken wings to a guy in a motel 25 meters away (I walked there it was next to the pizza shop) and got a $50 tip. That guy was a legend among our pizza shop crew. He always tipped like so and he didn't even have his own place to live.
My first summer delivering pizzas, I made a delivery to a house that had this big hairy spider on their porch. I thought it was decor, or maybe it was placed there to “prank” the delivery driver. I ring the doorbell, and a gentleman comes out from the garage with a giant metal pole, telling me to be careful because there was a giant spider at the door. I just laughed it off, but he didn’t find any of it funny. He takes the metal pole and pokes the spider with it. The spider then MOVES. Upon closer inspection, I realize that this thing is real and it’s actually a tarantula. Now I love all animals, but things like spiders still frighten me a bit. I’m fascinated by seeing this monster of a tarantula on this random man’s front porch, but my feelings immediately shift. This was in northern Illinois, and I realized that it was most likely someone’s pet that was abandoned. I asked the man if I could take the “pest” off his hands and he agreed. I took the tarantula home that night and drove it to an exotic animal rehab the next morning. The day I brought it in to the rehab, they told me that the tarantula was a Goliath Bird eater that was in terrible shape, and most likely wouldn’t make it. Hours went by and the tarantula got into a “death curl”. Words can’t describe just how gutted I felt. I cried for days, over the loss of a giant tarantula that I happened to find while making a delivery. From that moment on, I vowed to help all animals, no matter how scary they may seem. I now have a HUGE soft spot for arachnids. I save every single one.
i'm the only female driver & the youngest in my store, so my managers usually ask me if i want my male coworkers to deliver to "sketchy" places (dirt roads, no streetlights, you know the deal) after dark for me. one time my manager told a dude i don't like to take one of my deliveries and he wound up getting robbed, except the dude didn't have a weapon and was just insisting he give him the pizza. the person he was delivering to was outside his house and wound up telling his wife to get his shotgun. he aimed it at the dude and he ran away. dodged a bullet on that one, literally
I was the "newspaper boy" when I was 13-15 and in those 2 years there´s just one strange thing that happened, but almost daily. At one house there was this lady in her late 60s I think, who always stalked me through her window when I was entering her front yard to slide the newspaper through her door. The house was strangely shaped so she could see the front door through her Bedroom window. But the creepiest thing was....she was always there, watching me. Even though I have delivered the newspapers at different times....in the morning....evening....she was always there. I often made eye contact, smiled, waved my hands.....but no reaction from her at all. Just her eyeballs that followed me.
As a student in college I drove a taxi on weekends. Some calls were to pick up food at a Chinese restaurant and deliver it. This particular order was rather small and going to a downtown hotel room. When I knocked on the room door a middle aged (30+) woman opened the door completely naked while her naked 'John' made a dash for the bathroom! I got quite an eyeful but she quickly paid the bill and gave me a generous tip before closing the door!
Daria Wells, the Amish don’t believe in tipping. They have access to cellphones, but I don’t know any who have a smartphone. Seems flip phones are as far as they’re willing to go on that issue. (Primarily used for business or contacting emergency services.) Houses are connected to a solar panel/generator if someone has medical equipment that needs to be powered up.
1) Some kids gave me a fake $1 million bill to pay for the pizza & went along with it, but not until after they actually paid for it 2) A few stoned college students said I could take a slice of the pizza THEY paid for. They also offered me pot, but I declined because I was on the clock & I had never smoked at the time. 3) A married woman wanted to cheat on her husband with me, but I was too young & innocent to understand the signs... one of my few regrets. EDIT: One of my few regrets because she was hot af, but also a huge blessing in retrospect because I never want to be that type of guy who's labeled as a home-wrecker.
Only incident I remember after all these years: Delivering two pizzas to a typical, middle-income house. Woman around 50 years wearing a dark housecoat opens the door. Reminds me a little of Norma Desmond. As I am handing over the food, a younger (30s) woman, dressed more like a school girl, comes around and quietly takes the pizzas and says something like, "Thank you, mistress". It clicked that these two might have a 'special' relationship (it was the early '90s). I take the money and tip, give a little bow, and say, "Thank you, ma'am".
Was a pizza delivery driver in highschool. Knocked on this door, took awhile to answer but a guy answers the door and is staring at me, not really speaking...or blinking. Behind him were about 5 of his friends sitting in a circle facing each other, eyes so wide like they were taped open. Not a single one of them blinked. Eventually I said, um your pizza sir. He asked how much and he was like okay and just proceeds to stand there staring into the distance, not blinking with a subtle smile on. I think he had completely forgotten I was there. After some awkward silence, one of the guys in the circle got up and came over, said hey, and proceeded to stare into the distance behind me at what I guessed the first guy was looking at so I look back and theres nothing there. So I said the price, itll be 22.50. They both snapped back and remembered I was there and they said right okay right then stood there...guys in background still staring at each other in a circle. Eventually I repeated it and the one guy walks away not saying anything. Awkward silence proceeds then he comes back gives me fifty dollars then shuts the door leaving me with fifty dollars in my right hand and their pizzas in the other. Knocked again and told them they forgot their pizza and they gave me way too much. Gave them the pizza and tried to hand them the cash but they were completely enthralled by the pizzas now in their hands...like utterly enthralled like I just handed them the ring that rules them all. Ended up leaving with a sweet ass tip. Hopefully that pizza made their trip that much better.
I passed a car one time looking out the back side window as a goat with huge curl of horns. a couple years later I was at a muffler shop and on the wall was a goat head with the same looking horns. I always wondered if I had seen the first goat on the way to the taxidermist?
You know, hearing all these stories of how people answer the door naked, or absolutely disgusting... Makes me feel less bad about answering the door for a delivery when my hair hadn't been washed in a few days or I'm wearing house clothes that are a tad bit too stained or dirty. I tell myself that they don't care, and if they do, I won't ever see them again.
It was a FREEZING cold night, I had just delivered a pizza and was on the way back to the store. I noticed a car next to me trying to get my attention. I ignored them because I knew it couldn't be good. They kept honking the horn trying to get me to look and I kept ignoring. this went on for at least a mile. I finally glanced over and the guy in the back seat was mooning me. he had the window down and he was sticking his bare ass out the window. it was at least 10 below that night. idiots
Delivered a pizza to a stoner living on his parents property in a loft in their shop. Didn’t have money for a tip, offered me a rip off of his bong. Cool dude, but didn’t want to smoke any weed lol.
I thought the title was, ‘strangest things you saw WHILE delivering A boy’ and I was like ‘what about delivering a girl? This is a weird question for midwifes...’
Strangest and most nauseating. I rang the bell and a in just a little while, a woman met me at the door wearing a flimsy white nightgown. She seemed to be in her late 40s, early 50's and should have had "Frigidaire" stamped on her forehead because she was every bit of 350 lbs. or more. The nightgown hid absolutely nothing and she looked like the female version of a cross between the Pillsbury Dough Boy and the Michelin Tire guy, with flaming red nails, lips, and hair. She met me at the door with "See anything you want?" Even at my young age, I was pretty quick with comebacks so I said "I sure do. I want to somehow unsee what I am seeing now." I laid the package at the door, turned and ran back to my car. That visual still haunts me and it took place 52 yrs. ago.
I was delivering in this office building, got into the elevator and as I waited a couple came. One was a dominatrix in full leather one piece with dagger heels, a riding crop and in her other hand was a leash with a gagged, masked half naked dude on the other end. We stood side by side on the looooooong elevator ride up when the dominatrix said “honey!!! *restaurant I work for* delivers!” Sub: mfff mmmhhmm I pull out an extra menu flyer and passed it to the dominatrix. She and her sub thanked me before she whipped him and got out of the elevator.
I used to work at Pizza Hut as a delivery girl and we had a ban list for people who answered the door naked, crackheads, an old man in a wheelchair who always “just got out of the shower”, and there was once a situation where a pizza guy was told to come in and was kept at gunpoint to stay till his manager called and let him go. Shits crazy.
Was walking up to a house, stopped at the front door, noticed a girl looking at me thru one of the bedroom windows. She proceeds to fully change her shirt/bra in front of me with her parents talking to me. She was prolly 13 or 14. Edit: have delivered for many years, never had any form of a sexual encounter, besides earlier post.
I'm a receptionist for a small business owner who has a weekday talk radio show on the local radio station, every Wednesday is a "Small Business Roundtable" where he invites several business owners to chat with him about random topics. It's in the middle of the day, so he tries to offer some kind of small lunch for the guests. A few times he had me order pizza and he "suggested" that if the person delivered while they were on the air, I should send them up to do the delivery while they were live. I guess he wanted something spontaneous and thought the delivery person would get a kick out of being "on the radio"? I mean, who doesn't want to be on a random local AM talk show? Fortunately, they tended to deliver before the designated time, and I just paid them at the front desk and they walked right back out the front door. I think I did ask one person if they wanted to wait a few minutes and "be on the radio", but they had the genuine "excuse" of having more pizzas to deliver.
(Domino's Pizza) The time the note on the front door says to walk around to the back deck. Go to the back deck and there's like half a dozen naked women in a hot tub to greet me and ask me to join them. Or that time when I delivered to a family with children. Parents send the children to the door. The children wait for me to hand them back every penny of their change. As they close the door, I hear the parents yell to the kids "Did you have him keep the change?" and heard the kids reply "Yes" (and close the door).
So I worked for a delivery service for a few months (I live in germany) and one time the guy who ordered asked me to draw a dinosaur on the box. When he opened the door I said "so here's your dinosaur, it's not too pretty but I tried my best" and lol this dude had no idea what I was talking about haha. Turns out that his drunk friend (who showed up a few seconds later, half naked) ordered the pizza for him. They gave me a good tip though. Oh, one time a guy named Hunger (hungry in German) ordered and I found out that the name of his neighbor was traurig (sad in German). So apparently the hungry guy ordered pizza and the other one was sad that he didn't get pizza. I laughed way too hard at this. One time in winter I fell (the sidewalk was pretty icy) and I dropped my tip (which was 2€) into a manhole cover. Didn't know whether I wanted to cry or laugh my ass off.
If it wasn’t for the big house, I’d be convinced the second story (1:00) was my art teacher. He owns a full set of armor, but instead of halloween music, he just plays Africa by Toto over and over. (He was really odd. Always did the Michael Jackson “hee hee” randomly as if it was some uncontrollable tic. Also looked like Guy Fieri one year. First day of senior year he wore a hot pink shirt that was too small for him that said “princess” on it with a feather boa, child birthday princess crown, earrings, and tomato pants. He’s great. I miss him :( )
I walked up to a door n she answered by calling down from the window on the 3rd floor. She seemed to be naked n on her knees facing sum dude who was standing up. She asked if I could wait. After 15 minutes I called up to n say to her she could come get it at back at the bakery. She didn't answer even tho the window was still open. Her mouth was clearly gettin busy
if it was either a really hot day or cold day or was bad weather i would invite the delivery person in to dry off or cool down or warm up and give them a cold drink if they want but it’s not creepy it’s a genuine kind offer out of worry maybe not mail people but pizza delivery driver’s tend to not get paid enough to deal with crap like weather but are also desperate i know cause one of my mate’s worked delivering pizza and sometimes making pizza job was not worth it only good thing was free stuff from order’s not picked up or someone making a slight mistake one of the reasons they quit was both they were beyond tired of eating pizza and drinking certain types of soda cause if no one took it the food would just be wasted and tossed in the trash i was also tired of eating pizza at that point and they wanted to work with there girlfriend so they could both drive together instead of my friend walking or getting someone to drive him to work
When I was young I liked it when cute pizza boys came to our house, but was too shy to answer the door. It was either my parents or brother to answer while I peeked through the window. Those boys must have been creeped out being ogled by a silly girl from behind the curtain.🤣😍🤣😍
I had a internship at the library when i was like 15, had to deliver books to residents in the commune as could not pick them up themselves (Elderly etc) 2nd stop of the day was the prison. That was rather interesting and surprising
Used to deliver pizza. I have delivered to 7 year olds, and to an old guy in a nursing home who was barely covered by a sheet. I have been asked for drugs. I have delivered a single Sprite to a college kid. I have been requested to sing for a tip. I was once offered to stay for a free tattoo. Weirdest thing was probably at an apartment, a kid about 12 paid for the pizza while his parents argued about whether or not it was okay for the father to be getting naked pics from 15 year old girl.
I play violin and I’m in an orchestra a really big orchestra like it has 200 people and we have 6 hour long workshops and we get a dinner break and they order like 10 pizza for us to buy $5 per 2 pizza slices
I’m a Pizza Delivery Driver now and a week or so ago I had a delivery at about 10:30pm (the place I work at closes at 11:00) so I make the delivery, the guys son answers and he’s nice, gives me a decent tip, everything seems fine and dandy in the world. I get back and literally 5 minutes before we close as we’re sweeping and shit, the guy calls back saying that we forgot to add extra pineapple to his pizza or something ridiculous and requested we make him a whole new pizza. We then have to remake his pizza and I had to deliver it to him after we closed. The guys son answered again and apologized for his dad which I appreciated but I still had to be there until almost 1am cleaning and shit because of *extra* *fucking* *pineapple*
Love the story about the Amish. Present/former Mennonite here. They said grace before the meal, common, I do it all the time. It's common to invite someone in to eat with you, enjoying the food God blessed us with.
A lot of new order Amish have smartphones. I had some Amish coworkers (I worked in a factory in the middle of nowhere, Ohio) and half of them had iphones.
By ringing up for them, I guess... Its is VERY rare to see Amish in the UK, but I did go to High School with an Amish girl who was bullied badly for the way she dressed - they wore the traditional clothing - and I ended up making friends with her and she asked permission to bring me home. Turned out they had a phone which was used to contact the emergency services, a Doctor and so forth. Because I used to shield/protect the daughter from a lot of bullying, I was invited to their house often and even allowed to wear my own clothing despite telling the parents I was willing to wear the clothing of their way of life whilst in their household. One time, I introduced them to the concept of takeaway food which was hard to explain until I told them it was like paying for any other goods or services... Still really good friends with them and sometimes go to their place for the occasional service even though they are fully aware I am an atheist
@@Trek001 On the whole, the Amish are remarkably civilized people, as you've illustrated. Their way of life isn't for everybody, but I think society in general could learn a few things from them. One thing I've always admired about the few I've dealt with is they are quite direct and to the point. It's not quite as 'polite' as some people would prefer, but I've always found it refreshing.
I'm not really a delivery boy, but my subway also delivers and since I'm too young to work the cash register yet, I'm always the one who has to deliver the sandwiches. Now this isn't really a crazy story but something that really pissed me off. It was raining heavily and by the time I got to this woman's house (we have a bicycle to deliver orders with, it was also windy) she was being really rude and saying it took me so long and sarcastic shit like "oh you must enjoy this weather". Then when I got back, we got a call from this lady saying that her food was cold and that she wanted a new sub. I had to go back there, by now I was soaked from head to toe and shivering hard and the woman said "took you long enough", looked like she was about to slap me and yelled at me for being useless. That sucked
Best story I had. Delivery Guy didn't spoke German nor English. I noticed he was Asian by his looking and also noticed that the words he mutters weren't European origin (this includes Russian). But He was to quiet and to...weird speaking for me to notice which language he spoke. Ended up testing several languages plus accents. He spoke Mandarin and Cantonese and just began learning German/English. My family nor I were mad. It was quite awesome for me speaking several words I know. Btw, he was quite insulted when I tried Japanese out. Sumimasen, stranger.
One of many: One cold, windy, winter night a couple of cute young girls, that were repeat customers/offenders, stood there in the door way, shivering as the cold winter wind blew directly into their apartment. They were dripping wet, looking like they just bathed and were only wearing little to nothing "clothes," while they kept asking me and each other (over and over) how much? Me, warm and comfortably dressed (and very annoyed) kept telling them the same price (over and over), as they kept counting out and searching for more change. Some people just never figure things out (Cold, wind, money, clothes... "common" sense).
One time my friend bought a pizza. It had bones in in. Just bones sticking out of the pizza. Like she asked for boneless pizza 🙄 (She got a refund and they gave her a pinkie pie pizza)
I'm an Amazon driver and yesterday I made a delivery, no reply when I knocked on the door which isn't unusual even on a Sunday in the middle of lockdown as a lot of people are out for a walk or in the back garden enjoying a BBQ or whatever. So I walk up to the back gate, open it and say "Hi, I've got a parcel for you from Amazon"...and a woman who is lying there sunbathing stark naked says casually "Oh just leave it down there, thank you." I managed to say "no, you're welcome" before walking off thinking "did that just happen?!"
Omg the first one made me sad I would have felt so bad making a legless man drag himself to the door I'd offer to help him out as a job if he needed not for charity just out of wanting to help him My papa was a paraplegic in a wheelchair he couldn't move anything under his neck I forever would help anyone in such a awful situation
Thanks for sharing. I’m partially handicapped. Not nearly to that extent. Crush injuries, round the clock physiotherapy and symptom management type thing. It’s heartwarming to hear that despite my health that I could one day have a loving family and have daughters that love me like you love your dad. God bless you miss. Have a great day ❤
I have three odd stories from my short stint at a pizza driver...second or third day as a driver, i deliver to an apartment built over a garage ...i hear a lady yelling about how good a pony he was...then see a middle agwd couple running around the apartment. Dude had a horse tail plug and the woman was whipping him with a riding crop...second story was a woman who gave my a 75 dollar tip, paid with a hundred dollar bill, but "it's alright, i just had back surgery and feel great" i called that one in right away to CYA, third one was pretty cool...an older native couple...my wife had just walked out and the family was discussing options to place my dad in a memory care facility, dude tells me "there's no bad choice, you need to do what's right for you and your family...don't let anything destroy what little you have left. " i got fired a few days later for a series of pretty bad mistakes
The lesbian girl ordering pizza to show she knew her partner was cheating was fucking brilliant! Had I been delivering that pizza I'd have laughed my ass of, not awkward at all.. like: "This chick sounds cool as hell, may I meet her? I'll be back in a few hours with some beers!"
I’m a doordash driver. I have many, let’s just say odd moments. My top three were 1. The time the police used me to lure out a convict Just a couple of police stationed outside the house. Pull up, they interrogate me, I validate the fact I’m actually doordash and not like. Dropping drugs off. As I walk up to the door, they follow me. I knock and drop it off, police pull the guy out. I just drive off before I really saw anything, but yeah. 2. I delivered to an actual meth lab. It was in some apartments. Completely out of the blue. Lights were dim, but I could tell some homemade chemical lab going on in the background after all. Guy looked like he was on a 4 day crack binge and this was the first substance that wasn’t drugs. No tip, but honestly glad I just shut up and wasn’t jumped. 3. Actual drug house. Two 6’3” buff dudes open the door, baffled by me. And about 4 more huddled around some table. Was just about to probably be shot until some guy yells “AYE ITS ALL GOOD. JUST MY WINGS COMING IN!” From the back of the house. Another absolute titan of a man runs up to me, thanks me, and shuts the solid 2 inch oak door. Solid tip though.
6:45 Orrrr the girl was incredibly depressed/suicidal and as one of the last ditch efforts to not end up killing herself that night, she needed to hear someone call her pretty. And you did... But then you ruined it by thinking about sex.
Look, 40 yo guy with giant dog, suit of armor, and creepy Halloween music is not necessarily "goals," but it's also not NOT goals when I'm 40...
40th like ps. Goals when im 60 but im wearing a moss green robe and a porcelain mask
It’s goals for I’m 40
What do you mean? That’s goals
I bet that guy runs some badass D&D games.
Best part was how the huge dog was just 'love me'
The fact that most of these have positive endings may have restored half a shred of my faith in humanity.
Maybe it's because OP asked for weird stories and not scary stories.
That's because in the ones with bad endings, the delivery boy doesn't live.
I survived about 5 years of delivery... did see some interesting things and meet some interesting people, and some weird/creepy stuff too.
My favorites were the guy who would tip me with a couple tall boys when I was 16 (legally, or per store policy, you had to be at least 18 to be a driver), people inviting me in for a toke and a slice of pizza, pretty ladies, etc.
Faith restored.
maybe cause all the negative ones died
'one dollar and fifty cents to two million house'
Well, I don't want to brag, but my house is also between those digits.
Well not to brag but my house is in between the -$2,000,00 and -$1.50
I'll have you know my house is made out of diamond blocks with glowstone to light up each room
I'll have you know my house is made out of cardboard between that budget
I’ll let you know that I have air in my house
lucky my house is only 1 dollar 20 cents
I delivered Chinese food in college. Strangest thing? Delivered to a house near the campus on a Friday night, so I figured it was for some sort of party. Three bags of food, just over $80 worth. I get to the house, all the lights are off and there's some dim light coming from inside. No doorbell, knock on the door. I hear NOTHING, followed by the door opening. Whoever opened the door was already standing their waiting because they never came out from behind the door when they opened it. I look in, and the living room is completely empty except for like four dozen lit candles and six girls in tankinis sitting in a circle with cardboard tiki masks on. All the girls are facing me while sitting in this circle. "So.....your total comes out to (whatever it was)". The six girls raise their arms and point together to a table next to the door. There's a $100 bill on it. "You guys need change?" They all shake their head in unison. I put the food on the table, grab the money, wish them a good night, and leave. Best part: two months later I'm playing DD for my sisters. I get a text to pick them up from the same address, but I don't remember it until I get there. Place is packed, party in full swing. I go into the house to find them. As I'm looking around I see this group of girls looking at me like I'm some sort of serial killer. I smile and raise my arm to point at them. Two of them start laughing while the others run off. Talking to them I learned that it was a prank they pull on delivery drivers and the other girls ran off embarrassed because I was the first it didn't work on. I know this is a long story but hey, it beats the times I got mugged for some crab rangoon.
My guy that is to long short it alittle
@@mistermeme4065 no it's perfect length
Great story, no need to shorten it, you included the perfect amount of details.
Haha, that's awesome. I need to think of something crazy to do to mess with delivery people.
@@mistermeme4065 You're not obligated to read it if you think it's too long.
Like others have commented, I thought it was perfect 👍
Special requests : Send your cutest delivery boy
Me, who was told by his grandma that he is a handsome young man :
I got this
oh my gosh I got this once (may be impt to note that i am a girl). so i get to the hospital and leave the food with a nurse (the girl who'd ordered was in the bathroom when I arrived) and for whatever reason I mentioned the request to the nurse, who laughed and said she was going to trick her. I shrug and walk around the corner, and while i'm waiting for the elevator I hear the nurse saying "You literally just missed him. He was sooo hot, Janie, oh my GOD." and then next thing I know a teenage girl straight up runs down the hall towards me, frantically searching for the hot delivery guy. the nurse came to collect her, telling her she knows she can't run off like that and she's like "but the guy...!" and I think the nurse was about to fess up to her lil prank so I said "ohmygosh I totally saw that guy! tall, dark hair right? he took the stairs." poor girl looked so bummed to have missed out, and that nurse was fighting so hard not to laugh
@@walklikearobot this is gold 😂😂
Show time
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Was the she an older teen? Like. 17,18? I’m just curious if she was actually trying to get a date or if she was like 13,14 and just kinda weird
To be honest, two slices of pizza and sharing a meal with fine amish folk is more valuable to me than a 20 dollar tip.
Hell yeah it is, having pizza with random people while doing a delivery is great
Right but I must know, how'd they order the pizza? They don't use phones
Yeh, I could see that.
@@cake_9510 Some Amish communities actually have more modern amenities than you would think. They still live as simple as possible, but have just adapted to still be able to communicate with the outside world.
Same, I would love to have dinner with an Amish family someday! Preferably a pizza dinner. 😂
11:46 The only thing that would make this make sense, is they had a bet going... called the chinese place and the pizza place at the same time and whoever got their food first won.
or if the wife wanted chinese and the husband wanted pizza
I had an apartment order from 3 different large chain pizza places at the same time for this. I was the winner, and my GPS took me down the wrong street.
Yeah, I paused for this one to think and make sense out of this. This was the only thing I could come up with.
People actually do this a lot where I worked, my housemates and I have, too. Whoever lost had to pay.
And the one who lost will pay for both.
I delivered Pizzas as a first job for Dominos.
The weirdest by far was delivering to a pleasant neighborhood, with a pleasant house. The guy answers the door as a normal person. We make the smalltalk about the order, the price, etc. Out of the corner of my eye I see movement down the hall and in a bedroom. A lady is just being plowed by her dog.
I took my 5 dollar tip, pretended not to have seen anything, got into my SUV, looked out the windshield, and while laughing yelled "WHAT THE FUUUUCK"
Alternately there was this lady, around 40. I delivered to her often and knew she was fairly ditzy and one of those "Wine moms" who got shitfaced off a bottle of cheap Okanagan wine. She begins to flirt with me and such, I just smile and make smalltalk hoping to god her card gets accepted so I can leave. She slips a 20 in my pocket while flirting. Now me, a 130 pound soaking wet twink of a boy, is like "oh my god this is how it feels to feel like a piece of meat". Well it got worse. In her drunken state she coos out "You look like my son~". The machine beeped. I asked her if she wanted her receipt. And I drove back to the store, my face that of sheer panic.
Gay
@@modestonoriz2596 yuuuuup
ok the girl who bought pizza to call out her cheating gf is on another level, id never come up with that and its such a power move
I mean....the initial shock from doing that is there i guess, but the more I think about it the more it comes off as something a cuckold would do.
@@footballholic_R10 Well yes, by definition if you've been cheated on that's what you are...
Still a power move tho
Her cheating *_gf_*
the one kid said the amish family didn't tip, but, i mean- he got 2 slices of pizza.. that's a tip.
No, they don't see it as a 'tip' - in fact, they don't tip at all. It's actually their custom to offer a 'guest' a place at their table.
@@xaenon yeah well don't put the Amish on a pedestal or anything. They also participate in puppy mills since they don't feel animals deserve special consideration. Animals are property, nothing more in their faith
@@KB3TLR That's hardly unique to the Amish. Most Abrahamic faiths operate under that belief, because it is written in the Old Testament, and functionally speaking, that IS the norm in society. Not saying I agree with it - just that's the way it IS.
@@xaenon 'thats the way it is' is the kind of thinking that will never change it. I say fuck that kind of thinking. I will do anything I can to change the mistreatment of animals. Even if all it starts with is shining a light on it to the world. And doing whatever else I can to help animals. Donating to the spca, donating to shelters, adopting from shelters
@@KB3TLR It's all subjective. What do you constitute as an animal? Lizards, ants, chickens, etc. Not that I believe in animal breeding, with the exception of using them as resources and in a free range environment. Your values and beliefs are not above someone else's. If you want them to change then learn their ways and go out and teach them better methods instead of throwing useless money around to businesses and complaining. Besides it's not like the Amish are doing because it's fun, they're doing it becasue the people want it and they need the money for their people, supply and demand.
I expected a sexual solicitation scenario; I wasn't disappointed, but I regret it.
It says weird, not sexual
Emphasis on *”regret”*
Lol I don’t think this vid would have been monetized if it did.
2:57 "one dollar and fifty cent to two million house"
yea, that's read right..........
EDIT: SARCASM INTENDED. DUH.
UnderLust_Sins I mean, it wasn’t wrong
"And as *SHIISH* signing.."
Trap mansion
I've been delivering ever since I got my license (about 4 years now) and I've seen some crazy shit
1. Guy really down on his luck really wanted a pizza. Gave the exact coordinates, yes, coordinates, of where his tent was set up and had me deliver to it. Boss heard about this and refunded the guys order.
2. A goat farm. Hopped out of the car and was immediately swarmed by about 20 goats who smelled the pizza. Ran to the deck on the house that fortunately had dog gate, narrowly escaping a pack of hungry goats.
3. Saw plenty of "underdressed" people. Best one was this woman who was laying on her bed right next to the window... nude. Never got out of bed, just opened the window, handed me the cash and took the pizza.
4. House set back about a mile in the woods. Text the manager as soon as I pull up telling her to make sure I texted her back. 3 enormous, clearly aggressive Pitbulls and Rotweilers started circling my car, growling and scratching to get in. Not to mention the overwhelming stench of what I believed to be moonshine coming from the barn with a huge confederate flag nailed across the front. After calling the guy 3 times to no answer, I just honked the horn hoping to get someones attention. Dogs go crazy and some dude busts out the barn waving a shotgun yelling "what the hell you doing on my property" before seeing the pizza sign on the car and just going "oh yeah, I ordered pizza". Didn't think I'd live through that one. Dogs scratched up my car real good, my insurance company ended up getting $300 out of him for a new paint job.
5. Craziest thing I've seen which I hope was just someone playing a prank on me. I was doing DoorDash, and was out at midnight. Woman answered the door and seemed really timid, like she was being watched and didn't want to make the wrong move. She insists she give me a cash tip for delivering so late, even after I say she doesn't have to (her house was really creepy and I just wanted to get out of there) and runs inside, telling me wait on the porch while she gets cash. I sit there for about a minute and am about to just leave as I had another delivery to pick up, when I hear something rustling in the bushes in front of the porch, as if something is running through the bushes. At this point, I've decided I'd had enough and got up to leave when someone the size of a small girl with long black hair popped out of the bushes... with a damn knife. I yelled "oh fuck no" kicked the little demon person and bolted for my car. I got there and saw that thing running, trying to get behind the car. I just threw it in reverse and got the hell out of there not looking back or slowing down until I was at a well lit McDonalds. I really hope that was just someone pulling a really bad prank.
6. Best one I ever got was from a girl that I was talking to in high school. She called the shop and asked specifically for me to deliver to her. We've stayed as close friends ever since that ;)
the magical duck at the end hit me in the feels cause my day is over.
"A big stream of pee starts to fall out his robe. He doesn't seem to notice, or doesn't care. He just keeps making small talk as it's happening."
This.... This was a Little Britain sketch!!
In my years of being a delivery boy, i stopped a domestic violence issue, saw many naked females, have been offered unsolicited sex in exchange for food, and aggressively attacked by a child with special needs.
2:50 the house was anywhere from 1 dollar and 50 cents to 2 million. I'm really bad at judging home value
Worked for Papa Johns for two years and lemme tell you, what a ride.
There were two crazy stories that I'll always remember.
The first one was a visit to a rich guy's house. The way it was isolated, you'd never tell it was there. Deep in the woods, but a massive place with at least 12 rooms, a living room that had an embroidered ceiling with a chandelier made of these massive, interwoven deer horns-- the guy just went all-out. Figured I liked him on the spot-- that is, until he didn't even tip.
The second was a small house in a relatively safe area. Countryside home with neighbors but there were no real threats in the area. I knock on the door-- typical country family environment, and the moment the door opens, I see a few things.
The first thing I saw was the man. I'm 6'9, he's 6'5. He has worn-out teeth, a look of deep concern, and looks like he's about to "retreat" for some reason.
The second thing I saw was the gun on the table. A sawed-off double-barrel shotgun with three rounds sitting next to it. I felt uneasy, but I'm used to working with firearms, and just felt like things weren't going to end badly for me. Gut feeling, I guess?
Third was the possible wife, who darted for the gun and moved it out of view.
There was a kid, probably six years old, sucking his thumb in the corner.
Guy just pays me and I leave.
Your profile pic scared me, I thought I had a fly on my screen
Jackabee teague The profile picture did not convince me.
Order pizza (or anything) and _then_ check how much money you have? Takes a special kind of stupid. I usually see that kind of thing in fiction.
It happens a lot. 😑
To be fair, I'm guilty of it. Ordered pizza, thought I had money, forgot that I'd spent my cash earlier that day so had only like $4 in my wallet. I apologized for my rookie mistake, but he was cool (even cheerful!) about it and let me pay with quarters and dimes.
Another rookie mistake - We had just moved to a house with an address similar to the old house. I screwed up ordering and gave the correct street, but wrong address. Hey, cut me some slack, it had been a REALLY bad day at work. Anyway, the guy called me after he tried to deliver to the address I'd given, and we straightened it out, and I explained my error. "Hey, we've all been there," he said.
@@xaenon True, it happens to the best of us at the worst of times. I can't even eat pizza. T_T
*queue pornhub theme*
I didn't realize you could just order a pizza and pay at the door. All I ever do is pay online, you can even tip online. Once the food gets here, just grab it, say thank you, and that's it.
I delivered a 2 packs of chicken wings to a guy in a motel 25 meters away (I walked there it was next to the pizza shop) and got a $50 tip. That guy was a legend among our pizza shop crew. He always tipped like so and he didn't even have his own place to live.
Outrageously based.
My first summer delivering pizzas, I made a delivery to a house that had this big hairy spider on their porch. I thought it was decor, or maybe it was placed there to “prank” the delivery driver. I ring the doorbell, and a gentleman comes out from the garage with a giant metal pole, telling me to be careful because there was a giant spider at the door. I just laughed it off, but he didn’t find any of it funny. He takes the metal pole and pokes the spider with it. The spider then MOVES. Upon closer inspection, I realize that this thing is real and it’s actually a tarantula. Now I love all animals, but things like spiders still frighten me a bit. I’m fascinated by seeing this monster of a tarantula on this random man’s front porch, but my feelings immediately shift. This was in northern Illinois, and I realized that it was most likely someone’s pet that was abandoned. I asked the man if I could take the “pest” off his hands and he agreed. I took the tarantula home that night and drove it to an exotic animal rehab the next morning. The day I brought it in to the rehab, they told me that the tarantula was a Goliath Bird eater that was in terrible shape, and most likely wouldn’t make it. Hours went by and the tarantula got into a “death curl”. Words can’t describe just how gutted I felt. I cried for days, over the loss of a giant tarantula that I happened to find while making a delivery. From that moment on, I vowed to help all animals, no matter how scary they may seem. I now have a HUGE soft spot for arachnids. I save every single one.
i'm the only female driver & the youngest in my store, so my managers usually ask me if i want my male coworkers to deliver to "sketchy" places (dirt roads, no streetlights, you know the deal) after dark for me. one time my manager told a dude i don't like to take one of my deliveries and he wound up getting robbed, except the dude didn't have a weapon and was just insisting he give him the pizza. the person he was delivering to was outside his house and wound up telling his wife to get his shotgun. he aimed it at the dude and he ran away. dodged a bullet on that one, literally
pellets technically
Trivial Slope oh sorry i dont speak gun
I was the "newspaper boy" when I was 13-15 and in those 2 years there´s just one strange thing that happened, but almost daily. At one house there was this lady in her late 60s I think, who always stalked me through her window when I was entering her front yard to slide the newspaper through her door. The house was strangely shaped so she could see the front door through her Bedroom window. But the creepiest thing was....she was always there, watching me. Even though I have delivered the newspapers at different times....in the morning....evening....she was always there. I often made eye contact, smiled, waved my hands.....but no reaction from her at all. Just her eyeballs that followed me.
As a student in college I drove a taxi on weekends. Some calls were to pick up food at a Chinese restaurant and deliver it. This particular order was rather small and going to a downtown hotel room. When I knocked on the room door a middle aged (30+) woman opened the door completely naked while her naked 'John' made a dash for the bathroom! I got quite an eyeful but she quickly paid the bill and gave me a generous tip before closing the door!
"Easily $1.50 to $2,000,000 house." That's quite a variance in price, I must say.
Wondering if the Amish didn't KNOW to tip, not that they were rude/cheap. But..I thought Amish didn't have phones so how did they call it in?
Daria Wells, the Amish don’t believe in tipping. They have access to cellphones, but I don’t know any who have a smartphone. Seems flip phones are as far as they’re willing to go on that issue. (Primarily used for business or contacting emergency services.) Houses are connected to a solar panel/generator if someone has medical equipment that needs to be powered up.
@Pyro Head menonites are similar to the Amish, but use more modern technology
@@gingergrant1057 cool to know
Id assume that it's more like 'i don't want to give you money, but you can have some pizza as your tip'
@@gingergrant1057 Good to know. Thanks for the info!
1) Some kids gave me a fake $1 million bill to pay for the pizza & went along with it, but not until after they actually paid for it
2) A few stoned college students said I could take a slice of the pizza THEY paid for. They also offered me pot, but I declined because I was on the clock & I had never smoked at the time.
3) A married woman wanted to cheat on her husband with me, but I was too young & innocent to understand the signs... one of my few regrets.
EDIT: One of my few regrets because she was hot af, but also a huge blessing in retrospect because I never want to be that type of guy who's labeled as a home-wrecker.
it's relieving to hear how frustrating some people are, because it makes me not knowing how to sign for the pizza look normal.
Only incident I remember after all these years: Delivering two pizzas to a typical, middle-income house. Woman around 50 years wearing a dark housecoat opens the door. Reminds me a little of Norma Desmond. As I am handing over the food, a younger (30s) woman, dressed more like a school girl, comes around and quietly takes the pizzas and says something like, "Thank you, mistress". It clicked that these two might have a 'special' relationship (it was the early '90s). I take the money and tip, give a little bow, and say, "Thank you, ma'am".
Cool reaction of yours! XD
Was a pizza delivery driver in highschool. Knocked on this door, took awhile to answer but a guy answers the door and is staring at me, not really speaking...or blinking. Behind him were about 5 of his friends sitting in a circle facing each other, eyes so wide like they were taped open. Not a single one of them blinked. Eventually I said, um your pizza sir. He asked how much and he was like okay and just proceeds to stand there staring into the distance, not blinking with a subtle smile on. I think he had completely forgotten I was there.
After some awkward silence, one of the guys in the circle got up and came over, said hey, and proceeded to stare into the distance behind me at what I guessed the first guy was looking at so I look back and theres nothing there. So I said the price, itll be 22.50. They both snapped back and remembered I was there and they said right okay right then stood there...guys in background still staring at each other in a circle. Eventually I repeated it and the one guy walks away not saying anything. Awkward silence proceeds then he comes back gives me fifty dollars then shuts the door leaving me with fifty dollars in my right hand and their pizzas in the other. Knocked again and told them they forgot their pizza and they gave me way too much. Gave them the pizza and tried to hand them the cash but they were completely enthralled by the pizzas now in their hands...like utterly enthralled like I just handed them the ring that rules them all.
Ended up leaving with a sweet ass tip. Hopefully that pizza made their trip that much better.
Either they pulled a prank on you or they were tripping on some magical mushrooms.
The first and amish story were really heartwarming ❤️
allaroundme how tf does an Amish family order a pizza
@@redpanda7967 there are different types of Amish
@@redpanda7967
...good question 🤔
"Random naked ares baby running through like he owns the place" LMAO
The goat in the back seat would have had me laughing for weeks! That's hilarious!
I passed a car one time looking out the back side window as a goat with huge curl of horns. a couple years later I was at a muffler shop and on the wall was a goat head with the same looking horns. I always wondered if I had seen the first goat on the way to the taxidermist?
Writing “pull up to this 1.5-2million dollar house”
Words “pull up to this 1.5 cent to 2 million dollar house”
You know, hearing all these stories of how people answer the door naked, or absolutely disgusting... Makes me feel less bad about answering the door for a delivery when my hair hadn't been washed in a few days or I'm wearing house clothes that are a tad bit too stained or dirty. I tell myself that they don't care, and if they do, I won't ever see them again.
It was a FREEZING cold night, I had just delivered a pizza and was on the way back to the store. I noticed a car next to me trying to get my attention. I ignored them because I knew it couldn't be good. They kept honking the horn trying to get me to look and I kept ignoring. this went on for at least a mile. I finally glanced over and the guy in the back seat was mooning me. he had the window down and he was sticking his bare ass out the window. it was at least 10 below that night. idiots
Delivered a pizza to a stoner living on his parents property in a loft in their shop. Didn’t have money for a tip, offered me a rip off of his bong. Cool dude, but didn’t want to smoke any weed lol.
I thought the title was, ‘strangest things you saw WHILE delivering A boy’ and I was like ‘what about delivering a girl? This is a weird question for midwifes...’
Strangest and most nauseating. I rang the bell and a in just a little while, a woman met me at the door wearing a flimsy white nightgown. She seemed to be in her late 40s, early 50's and should have had "Frigidaire" stamped on her forehead because she was every bit of 350 lbs. or more. The nightgown hid absolutely nothing and she looked like the female version of a cross between the Pillsbury Dough Boy and the Michelin Tire guy, with flaming red nails, lips, and hair. She met me at the door with "See anything you want?" Even at my young age, I was pretty quick with comebacks so I said "I sure do. I want to somehow unsee what I am seeing now." I laid the package at the door, turned and ran back to my car. That visual still haunts me and it took place 52 yrs. ago.
I was delivering in this office building, got into the elevator and as I waited a couple came. One was a dominatrix in full leather one piece with dagger heels, a riding crop and in her other hand was a leash with a gagged, masked half naked dude on the other end. We stood side by side on the looooooong elevator ride up when the dominatrix said “honey!!! *restaurant I work for* delivers!”
Sub: mfff mmmhhmm
I pull out an extra menu flyer and passed it to the dominatrix. She and her sub thanked me before she whipped him and got out of the elevator.
I used to work at Pizza Hut as a delivery girl and we had a ban list for people who answered the door naked, crackheads, an old man in a wheelchair who always “just got out of the shower”, and there was once a situation where a pizza guy was told to come in and was kept at gunpoint to stay till his manager called and let him go. Shits crazy.
Was walking up to a house, stopped at the front door, noticed a girl looking at me thru one of the bedroom windows. She proceeds to fully change her shirt/bra in front of me with her parents talking to me. She was prolly 13 or 14.
Edit: have delivered for many years, never had any form of a sexual encounter, besides earlier post.
how old were you at the time?
@@jonathanpf5186 like 20 or 21.
@@NotAdamSnider FBI OPEN UP
@@jonathanpf5186 Why didn't you tell her parents?
@@aaabbbuuu777 you responded to the wrong person
2:18 he probably couldn't pay for it which is sad
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My man is a delivery driver. Says he sees all kinds of things. In 1 month he's seen more weird things than this reddit
I'm a receptionist for a small business owner who has a weekday talk radio show on the local radio station, every Wednesday is a "Small Business Roundtable" where he invites several business owners to chat with him about random topics. It's in the middle of the day, so he tries to offer some kind of small lunch for the guests. A few times he had me order pizza and he "suggested" that if the person delivered while they were on the air, I should send them up to do the delivery while they were live. I guess he wanted something spontaneous and thought the delivery person would get a kick out of being "on the radio"? I mean, who doesn't want to be on a random local AM talk show?
Fortunately, they tended to deliver before the designated time, and I just paid them at the front desk and they walked right back out the front door. I think I did ask one person if they wanted to wait a few minutes and "be on the radio", but they had the genuine "excuse" of having more pizzas to deliver.
that middle aged guy with the giant dog which is adorable and the fucking suit of armor is the coolest guy
"Please tell me I'm pretty"
Me: '-' I'm pretty.
(Domino's Pizza) The time the note on the front door says to walk around to the back deck. Go to the back deck and there's like half a dozen naked women in a hot tub to greet me and ask me to join them.
Or that time when I delivered to a family with children. Parents send the children to the door. The children wait for me to hand them back every penny of their change. As they close the door, I hear the parents yell to the kids "Did you have him keep the change?" and heard the kids reply "Yes" (and close the door).
So I worked for a delivery service for a few months (I live in germany) and one time the guy who ordered asked me to draw a dinosaur on the box. When he opened the door I said "so here's your dinosaur, it's not too pretty but I tried my best" and lol this dude had no idea what I was talking about haha. Turns out that his drunk friend (who showed up a few seconds later, half naked) ordered the pizza for him. They gave me a good tip though.
Oh, one time a guy named Hunger (hungry in German) ordered and I found out that the name of his neighbor was traurig (sad in German). So apparently the hungry guy ordered pizza and the other one was sad that he didn't get pizza. I laughed way too hard at this.
One time in winter I fell (the sidewalk was pretty icy) and I dropped my tip (which was 2€) into a manhole cover. Didn't know whether I wanted to cry or laugh my ass off.
All those stories sure top off the famous pizza scene in Home Alone!
I misread this as "strangest things you saw delivering dead bodies"
Press F for the goat that didn't get a ride.
If it wasn’t for the big house, I’d be convinced the second story (1:00) was my art teacher. He owns a full set of armor, but instead of halloween music, he just plays Africa by Toto over and over. (He was really odd. Always did the Michael Jackson “hee hee” randomly as if it was some uncontrollable tic. Also looked like Guy Fieri one year. First day of senior year he wore a hot pink shirt that was too small for him that said “princess” on it with a feather boa, child birthday princess crown, earrings, and tomato pants. He’s great. I miss him :( )
I walked up to a door n she answered by calling down from the window on the 3rd floor. She seemed to be naked n on her knees facing sum dude who was standing up. She asked if I could wait. After 15 minutes I called up to n say to her she could come get it at back at the bakery. She didn't answer even tho the window was still open. Her mouth was clearly gettin busy
Who the fuck has a suit if armour? That’s my question...
I saw a cryogenics facility completely abanded on new years
Next thing i know its 3000
I'm surprised there wasn't more Futurama comments.
im not a delivery boy but, once i saw a delivery boy buying weed
This one guy had to deliver a pizza to “I . C Weiner”, ended up frozen.
Yes that Futurama joke was nessecery.
I see you are a man of culture as well.
Upvoting for the Amish pizza party.
I didn’t even know that Armisch people are allowed to order a pizza since they aren’t allowed to have phones to my knowledge
6:08 she might of been talking to her husband not looking at her just
"They didn't tip." Says the guy who got two free slices of pizza.
if it was either a really hot day or cold day or was bad weather i would invite the delivery person in to dry off or cool down or warm up and give them a cold drink if they want but it’s not creepy it’s a genuine kind offer out of worry maybe not mail people but pizza delivery driver’s tend to not get paid enough to deal with crap like weather but are also desperate i know cause one of my mate’s worked delivering pizza and sometimes making pizza job was not worth it only good thing was free stuff from order’s not picked up or someone making a slight mistake one of the reasons they quit was both they were beyond tired of eating pizza and drinking certain types of soda cause if no one took it the food would just be wasted and tossed in the trash i was also tired of eating pizza at that point and they wanted to work with there girlfriend so they could both drive together instead of my friend walking or getting someone to drive him to work
When I was young I liked it when cute pizza boys came to our house, but was too shy to answer the door. It was either my parents or brother to answer while I peeked through the window. Those boys must have been creeped out being ogled by a silly girl from behind the curtain.🤣😍🤣😍
😂😂😂I mean I'd do the same lol!
It’s 11:55pm. I hope these next 5 minutes are awesome.
I had a internship at the library when i was like 15, had to deliver books to residents in the commune as could not pick them up themselves (Elderly etc) 2nd stop of the day was the prison. That was rather interesting and surprising
Used to deliver pizza. I have delivered to 7 year olds, and to an old guy in a nursing home who was barely covered by a sheet. I have been asked for drugs. I have delivered a single Sprite to a college kid. I have been requested to sing for a tip. I was once offered to stay for a free tattoo. Weirdest thing was probably at an apartment, a kid about 12 paid for the pizza while his parents argued about whether or not it was okay for the father to be getting naked pics from 15 year old girl.
That last one yikes.... also, did you sing?
@TheJacali I have sung, yes. Those were generally good tips!
@@callforarchives hahaha thanks for sharing I appreciate your good humour 🙏😂
Life is weird for pizza delivery people. Dang.
I play violin and I’m in an orchestra a really big orchestra like it has 200 people and we have 6 hour long workshops and we get a dinner break and they order like 10 pizza for us to buy $5 per 2 pizza slices
GREAT REDDIT 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿✌🏿️✌🏿✌🏿😎😎NEED MORE OF THESE STORIES
I’m a Pizza Delivery Driver now and a week or so ago I had a delivery at about 10:30pm (the place I work at closes at 11:00) so I make the delivery, the guys son answers and he’s nice, gives me a decent tip, everything seems fine and dandy in the world. I get back and literally 5 minutes before we close as we’re sweeping and shit, the guy calls back saying that we forgot to add extra pineapple to his pizza or something ridiculous and requested we make him a whole new pizza. We then have to remake his pizza and I had to deliver it to him after we closed. The guys son answered again and apologized for his dad which I appreciated but I still had to be there until almost 1am cleaning and shit because of *extra* *fucking* *pineapple*
Love the story about the Amish. Present/former Mennonite here. They said grace before the meal, common, I do it all the time. It's common to invite someone in to eat with you, enjoying the food God blessed us with.
Wait a minute, how the hell did the Amish order 30 pizzas
ANGRY BUFFALO FAN yeah wondered that too... neighbor called for them?
A lot of new order Amish have smartphones. I had some Amish coworkers (I worked in a factory in the middle of nowhere, Ohio) and half of them had iphones.
By ringing up for them, I guess... Its is VERY rare to see Amish in the UK, but I did go to High School with an Amish girl who was bullied badly for the way she dressed - they wore the traditional clothing - and I ended up making friends with her and she asked permission to bring me home. Turned out they had a phone which was used to contact the emergency services, a Doctor and so forth. Because I used to shield/protect the daughter from a lot of bullying, I was invited to their house often and even allowed to wear my own clothing despite telling the parents I was willing to wear the clothing of their way of life whilst in their household.
One time, I introduced them to the concept of takeaway food which was hard to explain until I told them it was like paying for any other goods or services...
Still really good friends with them and sometimes go to their place for the occasional service even though they are fully aware I am an atheist
@@Trek001 On the whole, the Amish are remarkably civilized people, as you've illustrated. Their way of life isn't for everybody, but I think society in general could learn a few things from them. One thing I've always admired about the few I've dealt with is they are quite direct and to the point. It's not quite as 'polite' as some people would prefer, but I've always found it refreshing.
I'm not really a delivery boy, but my subway also delivers and since I'm too young to work the cash register yet, I'm always the one who has to deliver the sandwiches. Now this isn't really a crazy story but something that really pissed me off. It was raining heavily and by the time I got to this woman's house (we have a bicycle to deliver orders with, it was also windy) she was being really rude and saying it took me so long and sarcastic shit like "oh you must enjoy this weather". Then when I got back, we got a call from this lady saying that her food was cold and that she wanted a new sub. I had to go back there, by now I was soaked from head to toe and shivering hard and the woman said "took you long enough", looked like she was about to slap me and yelled at me for being useless.
That sucked
Former Delivery girl here. Seen my fair share of naked folks.
12:00 the unseen guy kinda put his roommate in an awkward situation. What if he thought the delivery dude was ugly lmao
lol that first one was heartwarming and funny :)
I got sexually assaulted twice, both times by woman old enough to be my mom. Never step inside.
@@lurji yea man im a survivor
Went to deliver the pizza and I saw three people getting freaky
6:42 was my favourite
1:10 *uhhhh.... pretty sure you met modern day Jon Snow*
2:25 - I'm glad the customer gave the pizza back.
That first one reminds me of GATTACA with Eugene pulling himself up the stairs to answer the doorbell.
No doggo but a duck. I'm not disappointed.
First guy probably had wheelchair stuck and decided to have fun with it.
I had a gun put to my head....I laughed....the dude couldn't believe it, and changed his mind.
Best story I had.
Delivery Guy didn't spoke German nor English.
I noticed he was Asian by his looking and also noticed that the words he mutters weren't European origin (this includes Russian).
But He was to quiet and to...weird speaking for me to notice which language he spoke.
Ended up testing several languages plus accents.
He spoke Mandarin and Cantonese and just began learning German/English.
My family nor I were mad. It was quite awesome for me speaking several words I know.
Btw, he was quite insulted when I tried Japanese out.
Sumimasen, stranger.
Seeing a couple having sex against a car on the side of the road.
One of many: One cold, windy, winter night a couple of cute young girls, that were repeat customers/offenders, stood there in the door way, shivering as the cold winter wind blew directly into their apartment. They were dripping wet, looking like they just bathed and were only wearing little to nothing "clothes," while they kept asking me and each other (over and over) how much? Me, warm and comfortably dressed (and very annoyed) kept telling them the same price (over and over), as they kept counting out and searching for more change.
Some people just never figure things out (Cold, wind, money, clothes... "common" sense).
One time my friend bought a pizza. It had bones in in. Just bones sticking out of the pizza. Like she asked for boneless pizza 🙄
(She got a refund and they gave her a pinkie pie pizza)
Pizza companies really be giving me boned pizza 🤮🤮🤮🙄🙄man fuck you👆give me boneless pizza 😳😳😳🤡🤡🤡
@@ilusionclan?????
@@darkraitycones5156 I do not remember making this comment and I am sorry for the pain that it has caused you
Ilusion Jmanowar22
You don’t exist
I once delivered a pizza to some green ninja turtles...
I'm an Amazon driver and yesterday I made a delivery, no reply when I knocked on the door which isn't unusual even on a Sunday in the middle of lockdown as a lot of people are out for a walk or in the back garden enjoying a BBQ or whatever. So I walk up to the back gate, open it and say "Hi, I've got a parcel for you from Amazon"...and a woman who is lying there sunbathing stark naked says casually "Oh just leave it down there, thank you." I managed to say "no, you're welcome" before walking off thinking "did that just happen?!"
Omg the first one made me sad I would have felt so bad making a legless man drag himself to the door I'd offer to help him out as a job if he needed not for charity just out of wanting to help him
My papa was a paraplegic in a wheelchair he couldn't move anything under his neck I forever would help anyone in such a awful situation
Thanks for sharing. I’m partially handicapped. Not nearly to that extent. Crush injuries, round the clock physiotherapy and symptom management type thing.
It’s heartwarming to hear that despite my health that I could one day have a loving family and have daughters that love me like you love your dad.
God bless you miss. Have a great day ❤
I have three odd stories from my short stint at a pizza driver...second or third day as a driver, i deliver to an apartment built over a garage ...i hear a lady yelling about how good a pony he was...then see a middle agwd couple running around the apartment. Dude had a horse tail plug and the woman was whipping him with a riding crop...second story was a woman who gave my a 75 dollar tip, paid with a hundred dollar bill, but "it's alright, i just had back surgery and feel great" i called that one in right away to CYA, third one was pretty cool...an older native couple...my wife had just walked out and the family was discussing options to place my dad in a memory care facility, dude tells me "there's no bad choice, you need to do what's right for you and your family...don't let anything destroy what little you have left. " i got fired a few days later for a series of pretty bad mistakes
I want that dog from the second story
The lesbian girl ordering pizza to show she knew her partner was cheating was fucking brilliant!
Had I been delivering that pizza I'd have laughed my ass of, not awkward at all.. like: "This chick sounds cool as hell, may I meet her? I'll be back in a few hours with some beers!"
When you can’t pay so you give your imaginary money away.🤣
I’m a doordash driver. I have many, let’s just say odd moments.
My top three were 1. The time the police used me to lure out a convict
Just a couple of police stationed outside the house. Pull up, they interrogate me, I validate the fact I’m actually doordash and not like. Dropping drugs off. As I walk up to the door, they follow me. I knock and drop it off, police pull the guy out. I just drive off before I really saw anything, but yeah.
2. I delivered to an actual meth lab. It was in some apartments. Completely out of the blue. Lights were dim, but I could tell some homemade chemical lab going on in the background after all. Guy looked like he was on a 4 day crack binge and this was the first substance that wasn’t drugs. No tip, but honestly glad I just shut up and wasn’t jumped.
3. Actual drug house. Two 6’3” buff dudes open the door, baffled by me. And about 4 more huddled around some table. Was just about to probably be shot until some guy yells “AYE ITS ALL GOOD. JUST MY WINGS COMING IN!” From the back of the house. Another absolute titan of a man runs up to me, thanks me, and shuts the solid 2 inch oak door. Solid tip though.
6:45 Orrrr the girl was incredibly depressed/suicidal and as one of the last ditch efforts to not end up killing herself that night, she needed to hear someone call her pretty. And you did... But then you ruined it by thinking about sex.