Most Shocking Thing, the 'Quiet Kid' in Class Has Said? (Funny Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)

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  • @pambastian4893
    @pambastian4893 5 років тому +4862

    Boy was talking to me about how he couldn’t believe he had a girlfriend.
    Quiet girl turns around in her seat and says “Maybe cause she lowered her standards”
    Damn

  • @mlarkspur
    @mlarkspur 5 років тому +7738

    The quiet kid in my class was a savage. He attended classes everyday, until one day my teacher complimented him for being the only one with perfect attendance. Then the next day, he was absent.

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 4 роки тому +714

      That's a power move and half right there. Y'know what? Make that two

    • @krxxc.kk6
      @krxxc.kk6 4 роки тому +87

      @Katsuki Bakugo sus

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +466

      quiet kid after getting complimented of his perfect attendance: im gonna do whats called a *pro* gamer move

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +96

      @Katsuki Bakugo yknow, come to think of it, you really are kinda the quiet kid in class until someone talks to you, kacchan.

    • @mlarkspur
      @mlarkspur 4 роки тому +36

      @@vminisfuckingreal998 indeed a pro gamer move

  • @ghostiexx111
    @ghostiexx111 4 роки тому +3105

    There was a quiet girl in my class this year who, never ever raised her hand or spoke, half of the class didn’t know what her voice sounded like, then one day another student was being screamed at by this really bad teacher and during his lecture she said “If you continue to act like this you’ll end up working as a garbage man.”
    Then, quiet girl raises her hand and the class goes silent because she never does.
    When the teacher called on her she simply said,
    “I would just like to point out that garbage men make more money then teachers.”
    Then went back to work.

  • @s0larv
    @s0larv 4 роки тому +338

    I was in Spanish class and I was talking with my friend and all of a sudden we hear screaming and shouting. We both look up and see the quiet kid stomping on somebody that had been making fun of her. Everybody just looked at her in shock as they were both sent to the office. I knew it would happen one day.

    • @asandwich6823
      @asandwich6823 4 роки тому +17

      Where was she stomping the person?

    • @nicoleffion1563
      @nicoleffion1563 3 роки тому +10

      Well done her:)

    • @m_christine1070
      @m_christine1070 2 роки тому +2

      I have a distant memory of doing something like this.😳😁

    • @frog3630
      @frog3630 Рік тому

      the fact that she was stomping on the kid makes me laugh

  • @Monochrome2004
    @Monochrome2004 5 років тому +3029

    imagine intentionally being the quiet kid so that when someone starts acting up all you have to do is glare at them a little and the entire class loses their crap

    • @minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531
      @minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531 5 років тому +171

      Ice Wing me most of school life. my family says I have a killer death glare and whenever people were loud I would just look at them and would quietly stare most of the time they would shut up ..my sister attributes my death glare as the reason no one messed with me in school even tho I blatantly ignored people and refused to speak to people I didn’t like... in high school a few guys tried ask why I never talked to anyone I would shut it down by saying I don’t like people / don’t like anyone in class they were always flabbergasted and if they pushed for more I would say they treat their friends horribly why would I want to speak to them they usually left me alone after that since I had implied I thought they were a bad person ... I have gotten better at not glaring not if you say something stupid ie a bad / offensive joke the glare comes out I can feel it on my face

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +80

      @@minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531 i wanna see how scary your glare is. then I'd believe you.

    • @erikeriks
      @erikeriks 4 роки тому +12

      they are laughing at you not with you if you do that, if you didn't know

    • @CocoHornsby1864
      @CocoHornsby1864 4 роки тому +4

      @@erikeriks No one said anything about laughing lol

    • @shoenoodles3509
      @shoenoodles3509 4 роки тому +15

      Yes, us quiet kids have death stares

  • @pobbles6279
    @pobbles6279 5 років тому +2277

    We were talking about books since we had a free day. One girl yelled "books suck" and the quite girl said "almost as much as you on the weekend"

    • @ketch10
      @ketch10 5 років тому +93

      OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

    • @lou6018
      @lou6018 5 років тому +73

      Holy sh*t 🤣

    • @karalyngoldberg4858
      @karalyngoldberg4858 5 років тому +63

      Damn son where’d you learn that from?

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому +25

      im kinda getting the context of this but that wasnt as much of a big "roast"

    • @pobbles6279
      @pobbles6279 5 років тому +27

      @@vminisfuckingreal998 I know but that was one of the funniest things I've heard

  • @segadora
    @segadora 5 років тому +4026

    Quiet kid stood up in class and said “I’m done” and left class
    He moved

    • @idktbh92929
      @idktbh92929 5 років тому +78

      Ahaha69 , LMAO

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому +67

      @@idktbh92929 is everything the quiet kid says so funny to other people?

    • @jadethegoldfish771
      @jadethegoldfish771 5 років тому +35

      Ok but I’m my schools cops would actually get involved..
      You can’t skip a period without the authorities being notified ;-;

    • @idktbh92929
      @idktbh92929 5 років тому +16

      VMinIsFuckingReal방탄소년단 no...? I just found it funny that he said “I’m done”

    • @Erfeearchives
      @Erfeearchives 4 роки тому +12

      @@vminisfuckingreal998 you the quiet kid by any chance? I don't wanna bring K-pop into this but,,,,,,,

  • @notrebroncos2615
    @notrebroncos2615 4 роки тому +956

    It sorta hurts when you see "when the quiet kid memes" and you're the quiet kid.

    • @dabi9219
      @dabi9219 4 роки тому +58

      actually no... I mean, yes, I wish I was as savage with answers as other quiet kids, but just that
      edit: goddamn it, I lost an opportunity to say " well yes, but actually no "

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 роки тому +17

      No it doesn't ... IT MAKES ME STRONGER . EITHER SEEING PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING BETTER THAN ME DESPITE BEING THE QUIET KID OR SEEING THAT THERE ARE CASE WORSE THAN MINE . THE TRUE POWER OF POSITIVITY !

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 роки тому +4

      @Silver Chariot You cannot tell that from a UA-cam comment .

    • @Jackn17_
      @Jackn17_ 4 роки тому +5

      Nah, I’m trying to find ideas😂

    • @sn0wflowxrisbored937
      @sn0wflowxrisbored937 4 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @shuichii7832
    @shuichii7832 5 років тому +2387

    I AM the quiet kid and I've had kids ask me genuinely if I'm a mute (to which I've usually just responded with "no. Hello.") and I'm just *waiting* for my opportunity to say something legendary

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 років тому +98

      Will it's gonna happen eventually, if your name/pfp says much

    • @ThatKidWolfy
      @ThatKidWolfy 5 років тому +31

      Shuichi i one way I got out of being the quiet kid is use memes and be ironic

    • @kyleingalls4826
      @kyleingalls4826 5 років тому +21

      Shuichi i trust me the day will come. And it will be glorious

    • @kanikhartz
      @kanikhartz 5 років тому +27

      No one plans to murder out loud

    • @Myrkul-D
      @Myrkul-D 5 років тому +5

      Shuichi i yo same

  • @Lost_pixie
    @Lost_pixie 5 років тому +1864

    "shut up"
    *reaches in bag for headphones, wondering why everyone is going crazy*

    • @achild5864
      @achild5864 4 роки тому +26

      same

    • @MFS_Is_His_Own
      @MFS_Is_His_Own 4 роки тому +84

      The school shooter holding the class hostage wondering why one kid is listening to music

    • @athenajohnson5819
      @athenajohnson5819 4 роки тому +25

      @@MFS_Is_His_Own I'm that one kid. I cant live without music in one ear anymore, or I get a headache and then get irritable.

    • @MFS_Is_His_Own
      @MFS_Is_His_Own 4 роки тому +4

      @@athenajohnson5819 lol

    • @athenajohnson5819
      @athenajohnson5819 4 роки тому +7

      @@MFS_Is_His_Own it used to be whatever, but then I started listening to spotify (ironically at the suggestion of the quiet kid) nonstop and now I can't stop. And being the nice kid, if I get irritable they get scared for me. If I cry they worry. If I flip them off and leave they get offended and call me to guidance to ask if everything is ok at home

  • @Tristan-
    @Tristan- 5 років тому +3511

    When the silent kid is getting roasted and then he reaches in his back pack and says big mistake....

    • @TisNano
      @TisNano 5 років тому +231

      :o, the legendary Uno reverse card

    • @jesss6574
      @jesss6574 5 років тому +177

      Tristan van Doornik *all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

    • @stewiegriffin4565
      @stewiegriffin4565 5 років тому +14

      LMAOOO

    • @tanjirokamado3159
      @tanjirokamado3159 5 років тому +44

      Proceeds to pull out gun

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 років тому +8

      0-0

  • @bethsmith1503
    @bethsmith1503 4 роки тому +544

    The quiet kids phone went off during class, and it was that “a potato flew around my room before you came excuse-“ meme. The teacher was so shocked for some reason the stopped the lesson and just stood there. That kid and I are now best friends 😂

    • @scurvy_dog
      @scurvy_dog 4 роки тому +14

      i feel like with 86 likes you deserve 1 reply
      here is your reply

    • @haikyuumyserotoninbooster7658
      @haikyuumyserotoninbooster7658 3 роки тому +7

      And Landon you deserve a reply

    • @arooj7329
      @arooj7329 3 роки тому +5

      @@haikyuumyserotoninbooster7658 And Ishita, you deserve a reply

    • @ibrahimzulfiquar668
      @ibrahimzulfiquar668 3 роки тому +3

      @@arooj7329 And Juice,you deserve a reply

    • @nr6916
      @nr6916 3 роки тому

      @@ibrahimzulfiquar668 and here is your reply!

  • @OrtensGrabbar
    @OrtensGrabbar 5 років тому +7537

    When you laugh at memes about the quiet kid but realise you're the quiet kid

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому +377

      *bruh moment*

    • @jayemillichap1559
      @jayemillichap1559 5 років тому +139

      Me

    • @minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531
      @minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531 5 років тому +278

      Yes even the teacher was super surprised when I asked for a test sheet because mine was blank he literally said I think that’s the first time I have heard your voice ...then the whole class commented me too and stuff like I have 3 classes with her this is the first time ..the kid at the desk next to me was the most shocked we had had at least one class together for 3 years he always asked to barrow paper or pencils or to share my book and I wouldn’t respond and instead just lend him what he asked for ..he asked if I thought he was annoying and I just shrugged then the teacher pipes up and says of course she does you never bring your things to class and all ways bother her for it ....I didn’t say anything and he got bright red ..and the class laughed ...he still forgot stuff and would ask to barrow things but from then on he would call my name instead of saying hey..

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +84

      @@minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531 thats so wholesome oml

    • @jonathanjaca5778
      @jonathanjaca5778 4 роки тому +23

      me

  • @ncg8224
    @ncg8224 5 років тому +1919

    Quiet kid: You might want to be sick tommorow.
    Me: Calls in sick the next day

    • @jekisimartines3291
      @jekisimartines3291 5 років тому +91

      Then you hear screaming inside the school and how 5 kids disappeared

    • @gault6546
      @gault6546 5 років тому +80

      *all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

    • @thegachalegends5271
      @thegachalegends5271 5 років тому +30

      *Later the next day*
      Breaking news: *the school was on fire and everyone had to escape or it would be they're last day in hell*

    • @powerful8996
      @powerful8996 5 років тому +1

      @Walter James Uno reverse card

    • @thegachalegends5271
      @thegachalegends5271 5 років тому +1

      @@ano182 seriously

  • @JimmyMouthwashing
    @JimmyMouthwashing 5 років тому +3452

    Someone asked me if I could talk and I said “no”

    • @oofoof1483
      @oofoof1483 5 років тому +112

      Same lmao

    • @whydidyoubotherreadingmyna5398
      @whydidyoubotherreadingmyna5398 5 років тому +53

      Same but not at school

    • @Julie-hk4hy
      @Julie-hk4hy 5 років тому +99

      Snufkin I’m quiet and literally anytime someone asks me that I respond with no

    • @marellbassant6572
      @marellbassant6572 5 років тому +31

      You are a legend.

    • @Embertuft
      @Embertuft 5 років тому +73

      Someone asked if I was mute and instead of saying “no I’m not”
      - I shook my head.

  • @emmyp6357
    @emmyp6357 4 роки тому +509

    The quiet kid at my high school began to reach in his bag and count down, he pulled out what we thought was a gun. Turned out to be a squirt gun, he got expelled but he always promised me I was safe, so......

    • @Official_Chivo.06
      @Official_Chivo.06 4 роки тому +45

      I could see that happening

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 роки тому +26

      The quiet memelord

    • @athenajohnson5819
      @athenajohnson5819 4 роки тому +35

      The quiet kid and I are close, I could see him doing this. Everyone thinks hes gonna kill them with his black backpack so he always asks if he can set his bag down and walk me to class, leaving it there, and see how ppl react. I keep him from being expelled for this by saying hell no

    • @vibecheck5176
      @vibecheck5176 4 роки тому +10

      i wanna do this now

    • @AustinWTchoi
      @AustinWTchoi 4 роки тому +11

      Little did they know, it had acid in it...

  • @foxy-dl3rd
    @foxy-dl3rd 5 років тому +1202

    i’m kinda friends with the quiet kid and me and him were walking around when a couple of his friends tackled him. he ended up pinning one of them down and aggressively yelling “SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY” i couldn’t stop laughing for the life of me 😂

    • @cherie.23
      @cherie.23 5 років тому +61

      LOL thats hilarious

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +83

      wtf thats so random lmaooo

    • @insurrectionaryantinatalist
      @insurrectionaryantinatalist 4 роки тому +9

      I don't think he's the quiet kid if he has a couple of friends.

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +108

      @@insurrectionaryantinatalist all quiet kids have friends. they just dont make them. their friends go to them.

    • @insurrectionaryantinatalist
      @insurrectionaryantinatalist 4 роки тому +11

      @@vminisfuckingreal998 "all quiet kids" wym all lol. The real quiet kids don't talk to anybody for shit.

  • @ramzifarran7157
    @ramzifarran7157 5 років тому +11336

    My quiet kid is once roasted someone so hard I was chocking.
    They have no religion so someone once asked rudly
    "How do you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"
    They replied
    "How do you celebrate valentines day when no one loves you?"
    XD I DIED HERE

    • @timothyross8834
      @timothyross8834 5 років тому +368

      I've heard that before in (of all things) an undertale video that i watched a few years ago

    • @suelily4281
      @suelily4281 5 років тому +391

      Yeah, I've seen a meme the once that said
      "Telling an atheist they are going to hell, is like telling a trekker they are going to Mordor"

    • @phantomfirefox1543
      @phantomfirefox1543 5 років тому +84

      Dang

    • @SuperT
      @SuperT 5 років тому +247

      Christmas has gone so far from its orgins. Now it’s just parents buying their kids presents and it is expected that you just get like $200 worth of presents each year. Not complaining of course though.

    • @Saigonas
      @Saigonas 5 років тому +94

      @@SuperT chirstmas is celebration that days will became longer in every civilisation, and not Jesus birthday. Some retards came up thst Jesus was born on December 25th so people would celebreate it. And even now people think that he was born om December 25th

  • @xxlilrhxx2979
    @xxlilrhxx2979 5 років тому +1076

    This girl was talking non stop for a long time in history class when my quiet friend just says "This is why people kill themselves"
    Edit: thanks for the likes

  • @nr6916
    @nr6916 3 роки тому +67

    One time, we were talking about how babies are usually born with their head coming out first. The teacher claimed that if not, the baby will likely have problems. This one annoying kid in my class announced that he came out feet first. Literally, it was automatic and I quietly said “Well that explains a lot.” My side of the classroom started bursting out laughing. The annoying kid asked who said that. A girl ratted me out while laughing.
    He looked at me with surprise and I looked him straight in the eye and shrugged. I went back to my work. Still proud.........

  • @oxygenstealer4078
    @oxygenstealer4078 5 років тому +538

    I was the 'quiet kid' in middle school. I was always drawing in class and never talked to anybody. Once this kid in my English class who constantly talks (literally constantly) was looking over my shoulder at the drawing I was working on and he grabbed a pen and scribbled on it. I was devastated considering I had been working on that drawing for the past 2 hours and was really enjoying how it was looking. I yelled at him until he cried and walked out of the room. The whole class was silent. I didn't even get in trouble.
    I felt really proud of myself afterwards and to this day

    • @llama2056
      @llama2056 5 років тому +17

      holy shit

    • @bryce212
      @bryce212 5 років тому +35

      That would piss me off so much

    • @aubreybieg7
      @aubreybieg7 5 років тому +25

      You should've beat the shit out of the kid!! He ruined a 2 hour drawing!!! Some kid in my class in 5th grade did that to one of my favorite wolf drawings, so I beat the shit out of him while laughing like a psycho and telling him not to fuck with me again. It worked!!

    • @slimeysnails2024
      @slimeysnails2024 5 років тому +23

      some kid did that to my painting in 7th grade that i was still working on and have been working on for the past week and i stabbed him with my pen next to me...i got suspended...bitches dont play with my art are you fucking serious?!

    • @steam3802
      @steam3802 5 років тому +22

      Middle school?! After I read it I forgot the grade thinking it was early Elementary. That dude needs to grow up. Scribbling on someone's art Is something I'd expect my five year old sis to do, but a middle schooler? What even pushes someone to ruin someone's art... the nerve of some people

  • @OPJuiceBox
    @OPJuiceBox 5 років тому +1601

    Weirdest thing I’ve heard the quiet kid say
    *”Execute order 66”*

  • @stare0-078
    @stare0-078 5 років тому +281

    Dude, the Mad Dog Mike one got to me. I just imagined that scenario happening in my head

  • @lucasxue2031
    @lucasxue2031 4 роки тому +178

    The quiet kid in my online class used a gun room as his virtual background and scared the sh#t out of my teacher

  • @sarah12232
    @sarah12232 5 років тому +581

    I'm so quiet that if I see a lizard I'm like "there is a lizard there" and people start screaming and climbing their chairs while I'm just staring at it

    • @marioelburro1492
      @marioelburro1492 4 роки тому +35

      @The Last Avenger I saw a cockroach in my class and let it walk in peace. When this guy that was high af noticed it he got on top of the table and everyone started screaming. Poor cockroach(I was a freshman and everyone screaming were juniors and seniors)

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 4 роки тому +17

      In class, we used to have some ants in there and I saw some ants and just stared at them

    • @sarah12232
      @sarah12232 4 роки тому +15

      I didn't feel sympathy for the lizard... That is my fear response... Staring at what's threatening me...

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 4 роки тому +9

      @@sarah12232 I try to catch lizards all the time and, as of right now, I have 2 leopard geckos
      (Wont be keeping one, we got it when we got a new terrarium)

    • @animelife6263
      @animelife6263 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I was drying my hands with the towel and the lizard was on the other side of the towel and I didn't knew... It was on my hands and I just shaked my hand and no screams.... (Maybe inside scream.. That was a long ago so I don't recall about it)

  • @sariasmith9126
    @sariasmith9126 5 років тому +1194

    The amount of people commenting on this video writing, "Quite" instead of "Quiet".....

  • @brandonjakl6072
    @brandonjakl6072 5 років тому +4277

    After watching my 87th reddit video I’m starting to think I should just start using it myself

    • @gloriyahboregah6384
      @gloriyahboregah6384 5 років тому +88

      Same

    • @MrBeachDoctor
      @MrBeachDoctor 5 років тому +222

      don't, it's addicting. Not the stories really but the comments. sometimes there are over 2000 comments and you don't want to stop reading till you read them all...... Hours and hours on one thread.

    • @heavenshaffer
      @heavenshaffer 5 років тому +1

      Jaklantern me too.

    • @stanneilcicieregaforclears8753
      @stanneilcicieregaforclears8753 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, but why would I go through the trouble of downloading something?

    • @jerryku6515
      @jerryku6515 5 років тому +2

      Jaklantern only? Nah this is like my 200th

  • @smhallers9905
    @smhallers9905 4 роки тому +154

    In the words of Stephen Hawking, "The quietest people have the loudest minds."

    • @nr6916
      @nr6916 3 роки тому +20

      Why is this so true? I barely talk yet my mind is always shouting and constantly talking. Literally the only way I can fall asleep is by making a story up in my head. It’s freaky

    • @Sniper_4_Life
      @Sniper_4_Life 3 роки тому +8

      @@nr6916 lol, same for me

    • @le_sloth
      @le_sloth 3 роки тому +5

      @@nr6916 same and I have lots of unfinished stories-

    • @variklane7032
      @variklane7032 2 роки тому +4

      @@le_sloth you should write them down you never know when you’re gunna need to tell a story

    • @variklane7032
      @variklane7032 2 роки тому

      I feel like that one guy at the end of a wizard movie that says “okay young one here is your to write your story”

  • @MG_Spy
    @MG_Spy 5 років тому +168

    I basically never talked in my psychology class and the teacher would almost never call on me. One day we're going over the hierarchy of needs and she starts talking about esteem. She says how its "pretty much how you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10" and I just quietly said "zero". Except it wasn't quiet and everyone in class heard and was laughing while looking around trying to figure out who talked. That was literally the only thing I ever said that semester.

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 5 років тому +17

      Assassin that’s sad that I can relate😂

    • @fann.9874
      @fann.9874 5 років тому +19

      Me in Psychology my teacher (pretty cool dude) caught on quick that I wasn't talkative. I did my work and kept to myself pretty gudddd year. Being the quiet kid meant no one really knew me didn't mind it. 🤣I knew most of the ppl in there and I kinda just analyzed everyone like their personalities and junk. When I did talk everyone would just (👁👄👁)

    • @remrushan
      @remrushan 5 років тому +4

      Assassin *m o o d*

    • @seamusburke3350
      @seamusburke3350 5 років тому

      Chin up, mate.

    • @buffycatnip
      @buffycatnip 5 років тому +3

      omg something similar happened to me in psychology class on the topic of esteem or something like that. my teacher said something along the lines of "quiet kids are usually the ones will eventually crack" and the guy next to me basically grabbed his desk and scooted away from me right in front of the class. some of my classmates were laughing and i was awkwardly laughing along with them but deep down, i was pissed at him for doing that.

  • @smilly1683
    @smilly1683 5 років тому +598

    "He started to attack someone in my class with a table when the teacher got a cup of coffee"
    *with a table*

    • @third-ratedude4234
      @third-ratedude4234 4 роки тому +34

      He once attacked someone in the class
      *with a fucking table*

    • @cslginhaertel4357
      @cslginhaertel4357 4 роки тому +7

      I actually punched one kid in the Belly and Chest with a Wodden Chair

    • @seriousperson2065
      @seriousperson2065 4 роки тому +9

      I once kicked someone in the class....
      *with a table*

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 4 роки тому +8

      I’m just imagine some deadpan af kid picking up the teacher’s desk like a battering ram and running at some poor bastard who’s frozen against the wall and screaming for help.

    • @corundum-voidlessm6480
      @corundum-voidlessm6480 4 роки тому +1

      Smilly
      Undertale stronger than a *table*

  • @Poloskii
    @Poloskii 5 років тому +823

    One time the teacher had just came in the class and gave us work and the quiet kid refused to do it here is the following
    Teacher: do your work
    Quiet kid: do your job
    *whole class dead silent*

  • @idontknowwhattopickforanam8451
    @idontknowwhattopickforanam8451 4 роки тому +116

    No one is going to talk about how that one guy said “living in a sewer with three brothers and a talking rat who forces you to do karate all day does that to you”

  • @dylanbowry2000
    @dylanbowry2000 5 років тому +362

    I remember like you know how there is always the one silent kid on the baseball team that’s always really good though. So we made a group chat for our allstar team and out of the ordinary he said “if you can make a girl laugh and giggle you can make her ass clap and jiggle” we all started dying laughing. We were honestly all so surprised because we had never seen that side of him.

  • @metroman24
    @metroman24 5 років тому +329

    Once the quiet kid in my class stood up and shouted “ALL RIGHT IM DONE” and then just silently walked out of the school.
    He came in the next day and was completely normal again

    • @nicoleffion1563
      @nicoleffion1563 3 роки тому +15

      I’ve done the same thing😂

    • @caki4695
      @caki4695 3 роки тому +8

      Mood

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 роки тому +4

      That could have gone worse

    • @pastychomper4939
      @pastychomper4939 2 роки тому +3

      I did that once. Didn't feel like telling the kids next to me I had an appointment with the careers advisor.

  • @user-hf1wc5pf5c
    @user-hf1wc5pf5c 5 років тому +385

    *"Living in a sewer with three brothers and a talking rat who forces you to do karate all day does that to you"* I completely died 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Updwtea
      @Updwtea 4 роки тому +10

      I finally foind the comment i was looking for

    • @mystictenshi3764
      @mystictenshi3764 4 роки тому +4

      SAME LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ykdageneralplug2894
      @ykdageneralplug2894 4 роки тому

      @@mystictenshi3764 not that funny calm down

    • @mystictenshi3764
      @mystictenshi3764 4 роки тому

      @@ykdageneralplug2894 Ok ill be honest here at this point in time it wasn't me, it was my brother. And lowkey, it's actually funny.

    • @ykdageneralplug2894
      @ykdageneralplug2894 4 роки тому

      @@mystictenshi3764 it's really not

  • @miniyee
    @miniyee 4 роки тому +28

    There was this quiet guy in our class back then. I remember there was once a group project we had and he was assigned to keep the class from goofing around. One of the students was being noisy and trying to get someone to switch seats. The quiet kid yelled at him. Everyone was in shock. No one heard him raise his voice before. The teacher was stunned

  • @prinzebailey1235
    @prinzebailey1235 5 років тому +327

    The quiet kid once roasted someone and i think it's pretty funny
    Girl: I iust love it when our boyfriends hug us from behind
    Quiet kid:too bad you don't have a real one

  • @canadiantaco7294
    @canadiantaco7294 5 років тому +944

    I was the quite kid after moving and starting a new school in grade 7 i didnt really talk to anyone even the teachers. Same in grade 8. But around the end of grade 9. We had a teacher who was having us talk about how we see life and our pov of stuff. A few people went before me then the teacher askes me.
    Another student says "he won't answer" how do you know? "He hasnt tallked in the 2 years ive known him. The teacher says ok then and goes to walk past me i put my arm out to stop him and he looks at me after a few seconds. I say how do you know me if none of you tried talking to me. Everyone looks shocked then one replied ok so tell us about yourself. So i say you have known each other 9 years ive known you 2 i know each one of you better than anyone else in this room. And I bet none of you can tell me my middle name. A few people ask me questions about themselfs that most other people couldn't answer after about 15 minutes. I say if anyone can tell me my middle name before we graduate ill give you $20 in grade 12 i still didnt talk very much and still nobody knew my middle name. We had a new kid in the class she was a smart person not afraid to say whats on her mind but still quite 2 weeks before grad she comes upto me and says i hear other people are trying to find out your middle name for $20 has anyone got it yet? No she then tells me my middle name and im shocked. I ask her how she knew. She looks at me and smiles quite people always know more.
    She was the only person to find out. And the only one who took the time to get to know me.

    • @rin_sama3270
      @rin_sama3270 5 років тому +39

      Im not gonna read this, this is way too long

    • @Jets_Night
      @Jets_Night 5 років тому +137

      @@rin_sama3270 its worth it xD

    • @floretfall
      @floretfall 5 років тому +85

      @@Jets_Night
      Yep. It was beautiful.

    • @frankfromsubwaysurfers9530
      @frankfromsubwaysurfers9530 5 років тому +58

      @@rin_sama3270 but it's very nice read it

    • @blindpeopledostuff3587
      @blindpeopledostuff3587 5 років тому +21

      Why would they have the responsibility to engage you? You can come in & introduce yourself. You don’t need permission.

  • @doge9337
    @doge9337 5 років тому +3507

    Quiet kid: _drops binder_
    Me: _picks it up_
    Quiet kid: “You’re safe”
    Me: What do you-
    Quiet kid: _reaches into backpack_ “Leave this class”
    Me: _Leaves class_
    _Hears loud bangs_
    Me: *_OH_*

    • @hinthemilk
      @hinthemilk 5 років тому +354

      You might wanna leave the country.

    • @doge9337
      @doge9337 5 років тому +73

      Xapde Xap lol what?

    • @hinthemilk
      @hinthemilk 5 років тому +239

      I was supposed to say you might wanna leave the school, but my finger accidentally pressed “country,” instead of “school.”

    • @novembrzz3915
      @novembrzz3915 5 років тому +82

      Aren’t you my brother?

    • @Sav7826
      @Sav7826 5 років тому +76

      I would have stayed in the class

  • @hannahsenior5124
    @hannahsenior5124 4 роки тому +81

    The most shocking thing the quiet kid has said?
    Me: saying anything at all.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 років тому +3486

    The most shocking thing I heard the quiet kid say was...
    *_words_*

    • @cleche1
      @cleche1 5 років тому +11

      First

    • @sirwiggles7574
      @sirwiggles7574 5 років тому +7

      You the new Justin Y because I see you EVERYWHERE

    • @roygbiv7807
      @roygbiv7807 5 років тому +26

      I'm the quiet kid. Haven't talked all year and am still wondering about what I should do for the end of the year. Suggestions?

    • @PikaPiMC
      @PikaPiMC 5 років тому +1

      @@sirwiggles7574 exept justin gets likes bc hes og, this kid like bots lol

    • @starryxsky2915
      @starryxsky2915 5 років тому

      Steven Matthews its true this guy was shocked when I said "yeah," to him once

  • @HuslWusl
    @HuslWusl 5 років тому +584

    Watching this as "the quiet kid" is pretty amusing. I never said anything that was drawing everyone's attention tho. When I spoke up, it was often because the douches were too annoying and I wanted to shut them down, resulting in them desperately trying to defend themselves with random insults - hilarious

    • @stormtrumper7634
      @stormtrumper7634 5 років тому +29

      Husl Wusl same I remember in 7th grade this douche named Davis talked shit to my friend so I walked up behind him because I just turned a paper in and I slammed his head against the desk and well... I got detention for a few weeks but it was well worth it his nose has never looked the same

    • @samd7476
      @samd7476 5 років тому +19

      @@stormtrumper7634 That desk nose what's best for him.

    • @stormtrumper7634
      @stormtrumper7634 5 років тому +4

      Very punny

    • @SparKOps
      @SparKOps 5 років тому +3

      @@stormtrumper7634 This is weird. I've never heard of another person with the same first name as me. But I can confirm this wasn't me.

    • @stormtrumper7634
      @stormtrumper7634 5 років тому

      Oh wait Davis?

  • @guerrinlove69
    @guerrinlove69 5 років тому +434

    A couple of months ago we got a new kid in our unit. Super quiet kid so we dont really know him too well. We were out doing clean sweep last week (basically mowing grass and edging curbs before All American Week starts). The quiet kid found an ant hill in his edging path and just starts beating and stabbing it with his E-tool. I ask, "whatcha doing there guy?"
    He looks up at me with a straight face and says,
    "I am their god"
    And then continues to destroy the ant hill. Now that's the kinda killer the infantry needs lol

    • @fann.9874
      @fann.9874 5 років тому +19

      This made me laugh more than it should've 😂

    • @lebumjames5299
      @lebumjames5299 5 років тому +4

      cool I guess

    • @guerrinlove69
      @guerrinlove69 5 років тому +1

      @@lebumjames5299 yes I know, it's VERY cool I guess !! Thanks for the reply !!

    • @katywheeler5119
      @katywheeler5119 5 років тому +6

      I freaking L O V E this!

    • @nutmeg9005
      @nutmeg9005 5 років тому

      Srsly yallre using electric tools to mow the lawns their horsepower is complete trash

  • @lilirhodes1562
    @lilirhodes1562 4 роки тому +105

    when i was in 6th grade, in my history class, we were learning about the Aztecs i think, and we were watching a slideshow thing. anyway, one of the pictures was a mask of some sort, and it looked strange, so the class douche, we'll call him ben, he goes "oh, ew thats so friggin ugly" then my friend goes "oh, so like you?" then without missing a beat i sit up and say "no, dont be an idiot. it looks better than him". still proud to this day
    edit: it was actually 6th, not 7th grade

    • @se-itama4543
      @se-itama4543 4 роки тому +3

      Death is that a jojo reference?

    • @TheBloodGod104
      @TheBloodGod104 4 роки тому +3

      That what we call a pro gamer move

  • @dumpster9975
    @dumpster9975 5 років тому +306

    my science teacher once told my class about the time he was teaching biology and talking about this sea animal that moves by pushing part of its body forward and dragging the rest along (sorta like a caterpillar) he said the best way to demonstrate it was by filling a condom up with water and this one kid asked to try it and my teacher was like "I don't think it's acceptable for me to bring condoms to class" and this hella quiet n shy girl puts her hand up and says "I've got one in my bag if you'd like to borrow it"

    • @pilosopo74
      @pilosopo74 4 роки тому +25

      wtf😂😂👌

    • @Updwtea
      @Updwtea 4 роки тому +21

      No you probably have a whole different perspective of her lol

    • @mr.wilson9941
      @mr.wilson9941 2 роки тому +6

      Borrow?

    • @hh-fr9gi
      @hh-fr9gi 2 роки тому +5

      What happened after??!!

  • @ferociousmaliciousghost
    @ferociousmaliciousghost 5 років тому +532

    Two people were having a conversation about hiding a dead body. The guy said that he'd hide it under the bed. Then the girl said it would smell. He said use febreze. Then I told them "That's why you burn the body first."

    • @jesteringdragons
      @jesteringdragons 5 років тому +27

      Bury it with limestone, Limestone decomposes bodies faster

    • @karmabridges6905
      @karmabridges6905 5 років тому +13

      Holy shit

    • @nochannel2930
      @nochannel2930 5 років тому +21

      We got a murder going on here

    • @russianraccoon7401
      @russianraccoon7401 5 років тому +1

      Then they decided that they will next time burn you

    • @lisdmon6538
      @lisdmon6538 5 років тому

      Neo Draconequss nah, u wanna dump it in lye :)

  • @luco663
    @luco663 5 років тому +300

    2:25 I would of said in response to "time for you to get a watch" with: time "for you to get a clock."

    • @miroslavmarkaryan4691
      @miroslavmarkaryan4691 5 років тому +38

      I wouldve said "time for you to get a better joke"

    • @lexi-pf2jn
      @lexi-pf2jn 5 років тому +20

      “Time for you to tell me the time”

    • @som9ne
      @som9ne 5 років тому +6

      @@lexi-pf2jn stop it's time to stop

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @gault6546
      @gault6546 5 років тому +23

      and then the quiet kid says "time for me to get my glock"

  • @kimwhyte7533
    @kimwhyte7533 4 роки тому +24

    My quiet kid was sitting at close by my table at lunch. One of his friends were making jokes about how he's adopted and stuff. The quiet kid then replied "at least someone wanted me" and everyone at the table were cheering and I was laughing with my friends at my table😂😂

  • @JonahCS
    @JonahCS 5 років тому +871

    6:04 so we just gonna ignore the fact that this dudes screwdriver was on safety?

    • @macadamion6958
      @macadamion6958 5 років тому +48

      Jonah Anderson it’s an electric screwdriver

    • @razormarkz
      @razormarkz 5 років тому +141

      Guess you can say...
      *he screwed them over*

    • @roryzeller8652
      @roryzeller8652 5 років тому +36

      You don't keep your screw driver on safety when you not using it?

    • @omnipepper3665
      @omnipepper3665 5 років тому +25

      ActUallY the poWeRpOiNT waS On SaFeTy

    • @stevenv9451
      @stevenv9451 5 років тому +1

      @@roryzeller8652 no

  • @D1alga-s2c
    @D1alga-s2c 5 років тому +2238

    y’all are like “quiet kid this” “quiet kid that”
    ...I’m the quiet kid

  • @BankerPaul
    @BankerPaul 5 років тому +739

    "You will be blessed with good grades for the next month."
    It's July.

    • @erinslps
      @erinslps 5 років тому +20

      BankerPaul Not everyone lives in America :)

    • @erinslps
      @erinslps 5 років тому +4

      Обычный человек Okay? It's winter here, and also in plenty of other places.

    • @idk-vb2xd
      @idk-vb2xd 5 років тому +2

      @@erinslps i live in America and school starts in August for me

    • @hanilane145
      @hanilane145 5 років тому +1

      @@erinslps in Estonia school starts on 1st Sep 😑😑😑

    • @genius2655
      @genius2655 5 років тому +1

      The video was made in May, and human beings are not restricted to the Northern Hemisphere

  • @drawwithangel2.0
    @drawwithangel2.0 4 роки тому +41

    This reminds me of a time when a quiet friend of mine was drawing a picture before class started (this was in 7th grade ) and a lot of people were talking about her odor ( which was not THAT bad ) but she started freaking out and chasing one of the girls who were talking about her and while doing so pushing every object out of her way to do so and even climbed on top of the teacher desk to get to her faster . Man was I dying laughing when the girl who was talking about her was the one who got suspended not my friend 😂

  • @gamingwithmaxb519
    @gamingwithmaxb519 5 років тому +333

    Ok;
    I am the “quiet kid” in class, but I think I somehow shocked everyone, we were reading a book (I can’t remember the name but it’s the one where the brother of the main character gets shot, and in an elevator he meets ghosts of his family),
    So my teacher asked “what would you do if someone killed someone in your family?”
    So I responded “I’d hunt that person down..and kill them!” (Which was in the rules of the book, but we didn’t come across that yet) so everyone just stared at me shocked (somehow-) and when we reached the rules and “when someone kills your family you get revenge.” Came up everyone laughed because of the fact I said it earlier, then said “Amanda read this book!” (Which granted I did, but everyone in my core did so yeah 😂)
    That’s how I shocked my whole class by talking how I normally do. Yaaaay...

    • @calkestis5872
      @calkestis5872 4 роки тому +9

      Omg is it called Long Way Down I'm reading that

    • @paige4964
      @paige4964 4 роки тому +3

      Dude Jason Reynolds wrote that book it’s soooo good

    • @akiimari7378
      @akiimari7378 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh id be thanking the murderer for taking out my fam, especially if its my "brothers".

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 роки тому +6

      Violence doesn't resolve a conflict .
      Murder , on the other hand ...

    • @Hannah_magerman
      @Hannah_magerman 4 роки тому +2

      Shield Back LMFAO

  • @hamcodeword4064
    @hamcodeword4064 5 років тому +525

    The quiet kids friends all said he wad rude but he never spoke in class to much.
    One day him and his short friend are talking
    Short friend- hey you should get a magaphone cause your so quiet
    Quiet kid- you should get a stool cause your so short
    The class broke out laughing that day went great

    • @leszz
      @leszz 5 років тому +6

      Hamcodeword were they still friends after that???

    • @hamcodeword4064
      @hamcodeword4064 5 років тому +9

      @@leszz yeah they were

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y 5 років тому +1

      I would like this comment if you didn't say quite 3 different times

    • @sangeetanaidu8066
      @sangeetanaidu8066 5 років тому +4

      Quiet* not quite

  • @briann8269
    @briann8269 5 років тому +812

    When you trip the quiet kid in class
    Then bullets fall out his pockets.

  • @puffy6763
    @puffy6763 4 роки тому +56

    “You will be blessed with good grades for the rest of the month”
    *jokes on you cause it’s corona time*

  • @baguetteperson9683
    @baguetteperson9683 5 років тому +154

    My current best friend is one of the quiet kids in class. I remember one kid sat in her seat during lunch, and she asked him to move. He refused, and she got a bit louder, telling him to move again. He refused again and said "make me."
    Then, she yelled "GET OUT OF MY SEAT!" She grabbed the back of her chair and pulled it back, making the kid fall on his ass. Everyone was laughing, the kid was embarrassed.
    It was a great moment.

  • @gunkmoney
    @gunkmoney 5 років тому +1458

    Most shocking thing I heard the quiet kid say...
    "ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS"

    • @CherryVilla21
      @CherryVilla21 5 років тому +84

      "YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN"

    • @iliaz7057
      @iliaz7057 5 років тому +33

      And this the reason why I used to sit next to the window in highschool. Thank good my class was always the same one in the ground floor

    • @finnsigerson3067
      @finnsigerson3067 5 років тому +6

      HaHaHaHa OmG, pUmPeD uP kIcKs Is SoOo ReLeVaNt

    • @hghwayz1774
      @hghwayz1774 5 років тому +3

      I laughed way to hard at this 😂

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 5 років тому +6

      Hannah Summers Robert has a quick hand, he looking round the room and can’t tell you his plans.

  • @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614
    @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614 5 років тому +95

    I’m the quiet kid. I remember one day in math class, we had just finished the state testing like a week ago. My teacher was talking about testing coming up soon, and I mumbled: “If there are any more tests, I’m ready to kick someone’s testicles.”. The girl in front of me heard, and she looked back and all she said was “DANG.”. I’m pretty sure a guy near me heard, and he just kinda scooted away from me.

  • @MarbleFox162
    @MarbleFox162 4 роки тому +21

    I’ve always been that quiet kid everyone forgets about in class. One time not long before class was over, I really needed to pee. I asked if I could go, and my teacher said “tie a knot in it, we’re almost done.” As soon as she said that, I quietly sang “you do the loopty loop and pull.” (It’s part of a song from a spongebob in case you aren’t aware.) I didn’t think anyone would hear it... I was wrong. I still have people that were there remind me about that. It was about eight years ago.

  • @nessun_dorma
    @nessun_dorma 5 років тому +239

    Im the quiet kid.
    Well, not completely. I'm quiet with other people, but with my only few friends, I'm loud as shit.
    Most of these things are thoughts that I have when similar situations come up, but I'd never say them out loud

    • @Ramifen
      @Ramifen 5 років тому +14

      this is called being asocial and same

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 5 років тому +2

      Same despite the fact that I actually say some stuff that ends up not being very nice.

    • @jekyllgttahyde
      @jekyllgttahyde 5 років тому

      Me too lol

    • @boshvasara
      @boshvasara 5 років тому +2

      same ... im quite in class and a complete loudass to my mates

    • @annalyssaloya3751
      @annalyssaloya3751 5 років тому +1

      That perfectly describes me, there is this one kid where i will NOT bite my tongue for a good comeback to his bull though, the rest of the time I just think it.

  • @flare9757
    @flare9757 5 років тому +1822

    Did anyone else notice how you can smell the rain before it starts?
    Edit: Wow. This comment has really blown up. This was supposed to be one of those silly things that people say, but I must say: Thank you, glorious humans of UA-cam.

    • @iceberg7999
      @iceberg7999 5 років тому +15

      My dad does

    • @kae5642
      @kae5642 5 років тому +11

      Imperial Shocktrooper Oh My God. Yes.

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 5 років тому +32

      i use this fact to give a brief warning to anyone with me i just give a quick sniff and say its about to rain we should take cover

    • @AlexBabbage
      @AlexBabbage 5 років тому +2

      Snow as well.

    • @flare9757
      @flare9757 5 років тому +6

      Alexander John Babbage I haven’t noticed snow... does it smell like rain?

  • @Ethan-en2ij
    @Ethan-en2ij 5 років тому +104

    Quiet Kid Quotes from my school
    French:
    - “I only came to learn French curse words”
    - “Who’s your daddy?” ( The French teacher laughed it this )
    Social Studies: This one needs an explanation, but the teacher was going on about how good his body was. He was saying stuff like, my muscles are so big and my abs are so good. He then said, “People also say that my jawline is the sharpest and can cut through steel.” The quiet kid then says:
    “And those people lie.”
    Science: *during a test
    “DON’T JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!!!”
    Math: I’m the quiet kid in this
    Teacher: What is the X-Axis...... Ethan?
    Me: “I hate Vanessa”
    Math again:
    Teacher: “Ethan would you mind saying the answer again so Jemi can hear
    Me: “Yes, I do mind”
    Basically all quiet kid quotes

    • @this_username_is_taken7004
      @this_username_is_taken7004 5 років тому +2

      The science one is particularly relatable, because somebody in my English class *actually* jumped out the window because his friend beside him threw his folder out the window 😂

  • @boopydoopy3445
    @boopydoopy3445 4 роки тому +62

    When the quiet kid joins band and brings his guitar case
    When the quiet kids best friend asks to go to the bathroom and the quiet kid reaches for his bag

  • @dayleb2555
    @dayleb2555 5 років тому +51

    The quiet kid in my math class was getting really fed up when everyone was talking for like five minutes, while the teacher is silent, waiting for the class to quiet down.
    Well, this kid got tired of waiting, and he smashed his pencil on his desk and screamed “SHUT UP” the class went silent for about half a minute.
    He broke his pencil.
    The teacher gave him like five new pencils later.
    I sat right next to him

  • @EatBeansLiveLife
    @EatBeansLiveLife 5 років тому +324

    Bee: *rests on window*
    Kid: *breaks window with broom*
    Kid: RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @joeladolph3508
    @joeladolph3508 5 років тому +91

    "The thing about rain is... that it makes mud."
    I paused the video and thought about that statement. I'm still thinking about it.

  • @notverycreativename6288
    @notverycreativename6288 4 роки тому +33

    I'm the quiet kid at school so no one expects me to say bad words

    • @emeraldlily673
      @emeraldlily673 3 роки тому

      I once swore on the bus (I was a TAD mad...) and my friends just stared at me in shock. 😂 then came out with “You SWEAR?!” And I just replied with “You should’ve been at School of Rock” (our school production last year, the year 7s were SO annoying).

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 3 місяці тому

      that shit's mad annoying ngl, how everyone thinks we're just angels who would never cuss or hurt a fly just cuz we're quiet 😂😂

  • @sdog4225
    @sdog4225 5 років тому +87

    everyone gangsta till the quiet kid starts humming pumped up kicks in the back of the class

  • @DarlingHongHonger
    @DarlingHongHonger 5 років тому +193

    I was the quiet kid in my high school. I only spoke with my two best friends but they were in a different classroom so none of my classmates had heard my voice 'til one day, all my generation went to the chapel (It was a Catholic school) and I got to sit next to my friends. I was being so f*ing loud that the reverend scolded me in front of all the students. After that my classmates started to try and talk to me more frequently.

  • @oanedejong7958
    @oanedejong7958 5 років тому +67

    We had this quiet kid in our class never said much and there were rumors that he had an anger problem. So somewane tried irritating him so much to get one after a few minutes he stands up grabs his chair and just throws it at this kid and leaves. The were never mean to him again. The best part was that the teacher gave the kid who was pushing the other kid to get an anger attack got detention.

    • @premonitiative
      @premonitiative 5 років тому +4

      Oane De Jong Strange. I’m known to snap when people push me too far, to the point I almost stabbed someone with a fork because of something they said. Now he plays a game called “will Daniel get triggered today?” and will say all sorts of horrible things to me. And the worst part is when I try to fight back they will just take that moment, put it in my face, and say that I need to get my act together and not get triggered at some of the most toxic statements someone can think of.

    • @kingk6151
      @kingk6151 4 роки тому +3

      @@premonitiative dang that's annoying tell a teacher or beat em up

    • @premonitiative
      @premonitiative 4 роки тому +3

      @@kingk6151 That was 8 months ago it's not a problem anymore.

    • @kingk6151
      @kingk6151 4 роки тому +3

      @@premonitiative good to know

    • @randomanimatorandgamer9392
      @randomanimatorandgamer9392 2 роки тому +3

      I'm that kind of quiet kid. Everyone in my classes think I like everyone and wouldn't hurt a fly truth is I hate half the people in my classes and it's very easy to get me to snap especially when it's about my family or sensitive topics. I have slight anger issues I just try not to let them show though. According to people I know I'm scary when I raise my voice. Fun story in band class we had just gotten done with rehearsal and almost all the woodwinds were taking off their head piece and playing it and it was so loud and annoying, so I yelled "WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP!!!" And it went dead silent for a few seconds, mind you there were around 65-70 people in the band room being loud and it went silent. Afterwards my gf told me that I'm scary when I raise my voice and that I scared her a little when I yelled

  • @_beanbag_2545
    @_beanbag_2545 4 роки тому +31

    This isn’t really related to this but:
    I was the quiet kid in school, and any time someone asked why I never talked to anyone I would reply with:
    *”Because I’m Batman.”*

  • @arukun2081
    @arukun2081 5 років тому +1654

    When the quiet kid goes to the bathroom and you start hearing Pumped Up Kicks
    *_RUN_*
    Edit: Wow didn't expect this to hit 1K thanks guys and gals

    • @zama1861
      @zama1861 5 років тому +42

      When the quiet kid pushes his pencil eraser (button) and you start hearing a emergency alert. Minutes later its the Ivy Mike bomb 10 miles away

    • @arukun2081
      @arukun2081 5 років тому +20

      @@zama1861 I don't get the reference but I think it's funny even though I don't get the reference

    • @zama1861
      @zama1861 5 років тому +17

      Ivy Mike is a nuke. That pencil is a nuclear detonator XD

    • @zama1861
      @zama1861 5 років тому +4

      I guess its not that funny but I just tried to make a bs meme

    • @arukun2081
      @arukun2081 5 років тому +3

      @@zama1861 well it's funny now

  • @banjotheshark7188
    @banjotheshark7188 5 років тому +153

    This girl in my photography class who I have never heard before said the f word right in the middle of the class

    • @GlitchYTU
      @GlitchYTU 5 років тому +3

      Frick

    • @slightlysapphic4117
      @slightlysapphic4117 5 років тому +17

      (Gasps) French toast-

    • @vinnypiazza9240
      @vinnypiazza9240 5 років тому +1

      Lol same thing happened to me I’m pretty quit in my classes too one time I was giving a group presentation and stumbled over a sentence and said “fuck!” Everyone looked shocked but then laughed. It was pretty funny

    • @Emily-dv7xi
      @Emily-dv7xi 5 років тому +1

      French Fries😱

  • @Random-bw2km
    @Random-bw2km 5 років тому +342

    Ohhhh, mine's good:
    Some how we got on the subject of 'how to torture an immortal person' at lunch, then mike (not real name) just said 'tie them down and take their organs over and over again forever'
    We were (about 6-8 of us) ages 12-14

    • @knote4958
      @knote4958 5 років тому +64

      Someone's well versed in Greek mythology (punishment of Prometheus)

    • @chilfang2422
      @chilfang2422 5 років тому +41

      And that’s how you make money from selling organs!

    • @karwat2577
      @karwat2577 5 років тому +16

      that's what i thought!
      Greek mythology!

    • @jambie
      @jambie 5 років тому +4

      @@knote4958 I was thinking the same thing

    • @snotmarcus9552
      @snotmarcus9552 5 років тому +3

      Eyeless jack?

  • @MrBongo-pe9zb
    @MrBongo-pe9zb 4 роки тому +13

    Bully: “I bet you die in a hole when ur older!”
    Quiet boi: “No ur just thinking about yourself whenever ur older.”

  • @DaffireAnt
    @DaffireAnt 5 років тому +263

    I was Friends with the “quite kid” in Elementary and one day we were at lunch talking and sum other kid yelled “OMG she talks!”
    I instantly got mad and was about to yell at him but then my friend yelled
    “OMG you’re an idiot!”
    That got the people around to laugh
    Honestly best roast I heard from her😅

    • @Wania-qw6yo
      @Wania-qw6yo 4 роки тому +5

      YALIKEJAZZ that’s not a roast

    • @karmstrong6566
      @karmstrong6566 4 роки тому

      @@Wania-qw6yo I mean for elementary its pretty good

    • @Wania-qw6yo
      @Wania-qw6yo 4 роки тому

      K Armstrong I’m not saying it’s a bad roast, I’m saying it’s not really a roast at all

  • @TheTaintedWisdom
    @TheTaintedWisdom 5 років тому +40

    11:08 - Man after my own heart...
    "He who has no voice, has plenty to say..."
    - Star Fox Adventures

  • @BRB_BETAVERSE2113
    @BRB_BETAVERSE2113 5 років тому +50

    The most surprising thing I have ever heard the quiet kid of my school say is, "I am the voice of f****** reason"

  • @__natalie.d__4242
    @__natalie.d__4242 4 роки тому +21

    Kid: who texted me
    Quiet kid: nobody that has a life
    I should probably add that I am quite kid, and it was the kids mom that texted him so.....

  • @Mak3r_0f_MAZes
    @Mak3r_0f_MAZes 5 років тому +209

    Uhm it's summer break right now but I mean...
    Study well,pupper

  • @lisa44959
    @lisa44959 5 років тому +79

    quiet kid in special effects makeup school while sculpting a skull and talk about the human brain comes up:
    "ya know you really shouldn't eat human brains, they have parasites..."

  • @freycossy
    @freycossy 5 років тому +31

    The one about Seung-Hui Cho. I can relate.
    My friend was incredibly quiet in primary school. Like - she only spoke to her friends and her teacher, but only during role-call. Once, we had a teacher who usually taught grades 1 & 2 giving us a session on unique Maths techniques, and she asks my friend -let's call her Ally-a question. Ally just sits in her seat, staring at the teacher, not saying anything. The teacher went off:
    "Ally, I have asked you a question; when you're asked a question, YOU ANSWER IT!! You're being EXTREMELY rude and I may have to tell your mother about this!"
    Ally's mother worked at the school so this wouldn't have been so hard. I could see her thinking this over in her head, but she still says nothing. By now, half the class was staring at her and she begins to turn a bit red. Ally's lips then move slightly, and I asked the person sitting next to her after class way she said.
    "I don't know. It just sounded like a squeak that just changed pitch a little."

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 5 років тому +1

      Murdered by words

  • @blakesharpe3855
    @blakesharpe3855 4 роки тому +11

    "ALL RIGHT THATS IT" *Reaches into bookbag*

  • @eijirokirishima3765
    @eijirokirishima3765 5 років тому +75

    I'm the quiet kid in a 7th grade classroom. One time I yelled "SHUT UP OML I'M TRYING TO DO MY GODDAM WORK" Needless to say, they shut up. And the teachers didn't say a word because they've heard MUCH more inappropriate stuff.
    edit: I remembered another time I screamed at one of my old classes "EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH, BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP." (Quoting the vine)

    • @terrificknight6266
      @terrificknight6266 4 роки тому +5

      Since Grade 8, me as a quiet kid used to say "SHUT UP OR ELSE I'LL COMMIT SUICIDE", everyone was quiet then talked loudly again. I shouted very loud that teachers who are outside could hear me, there was a teacher who told me to get out of the classroom and talked with me.

    • @bh7902
      @bh7902 4 роки тому +6

      Knight V. That’s weird

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 роки тому +1

      @@terrificknight6266 ...

    • @lewisss3131
      @lewisss3131 4 роки тому

      Hate people like you

    • @xsiz4089
      @xsiz4089 4 роки тому

      Relatable

  • @rivdh4205
    @rivdh4205 5 років тому +339

    I'm the quiet kid and I'm about *this* close to snapping and when I do I'll let you know what happens

    • @Sw-do8vw
      @Sw-do8vw 5 років тому +9

      snapped yet?

    • @rivdh4205
      @rivdh4205 5 років тому +12

      @@Sw-do8vw not quite

    • @Sw-do8vw
      @Sw-do8vw 5 років тому +4

      @@rivdh4205what do you mean? 'not quite'

    • @rivdh4205
      @rivdh4205 5 років тому +5

      @@Sw-do8vw I haven't snapped yet but I'm still close to

    • @Sw-do8vw
      @Sw-do8vw 5 років тому +10

      @@rivdh4205 Haha, same tbh, if only i had the guts too

  • @justanotheruser6744
    @justanotheruser6744 5 років тому +136

    The quiet kid in middle school openly said he did some *things* in his bedroom. Not for pleasure, but because of boredom.

    • @natural297
      @natural297 5 років тому +13

      Alan Golden Don’t we all

    • @D1sc0rd-
      @D1sc0rd- 5 років тому +1

      Alan Golden Jesus Christ save us

    • @acketsu
      @acketsu 5 років тому +1

      i love the bearded dragon profile pic

  • @lilyapte3787
    @lilyapte3787 4 роки тому +38

    “Slavery wasn’t genocide, just a migration of Africans” -the unassuming kid in our international studies class

  • @MaryArts
    @MaryArts 5 років тому +44

    I once was the quiet kid. I get cold easily so it wasn't even snowing but I sat in class with snow gloves. The teacher likes to mock people so she giggles at me and asks: "if you already wear gloves now, what do you do in winter(against the cold)?" Me: "guess I'd die"
    Everyone was like "aw you" and laughed at me. They told me my response was weird... idk

    • @arthurfine4284
      @arthurfine4284 5 років тому +12

      I'd imagine myself saying "wear thicker gloves" and thinking 'you dense cabbage.'

    • @suelily4281
      @suelily4281 5 років тому +7

      I'd just say "layer up, duh"

    • @remrushan
      @remrushan 5 років тому

      Sue Lily ok, my lawyer will be in contact

    • @nyxion2771
      @nyxion2771 5 років тому

      "you can come and warm me up."

    • @suelily4281
      @suelily4281 5 років тому

      @@remrushan layer not lawyer (as in layers)

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 5 років тому +57

    I went to afterschool at my school and on the bus ride home, I usually just played music on my iPod and ignored everyone but this day I had forgotten my headphones. Also, I think I should mention that I never swore at school. I swore up a storm at home but not school. I also rarely spoke unless I needed to.
    So I'm just sitting there, attempting to ignore a pair of girls who were loudly arguing with each other. When I say loudly, I mean loud enough that anybody outside the bus could've heard them. I did my damnedest to ignore them but in a near empty bus, it was next to impossible.
    After about 5 minutes of non stop bitching, I'd finally had enough, stood up, turned around, and screamed at the two of them at the literal top of my voice, "WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?! WE GET IT, YOU HATE EACH OTHER! NO ONE FUCKING CARES! NOW, CAN I GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET?! GODDAMN!"
    Needless to say, nobody said a word the rest of the time I was on that bus that night and I didn't even get in trouble for swearing (which everyone did for swearing).
    Of course, it probably helped that half my school thought one day that I'd show up with a shotgun and go to town on everyone so seeing me lose it scared them all shitless. Probably should mention that I never did think about doing that but the lack of attention due to that unfounded fear was nice.

  • @Kurameno
    @Kurameno 5 років тому +33

    LMAOO i love how people get shocked over roasts or rude things. Like, one time the quiet kid in our class said “We’re all gonna burn in hell”

  • @earlandretoriente7395
    @earlandretoriente7395 3 роки тому +11

    When the teacher says 47
    And the quiet kid says"ak"
    The whole class: *aight ima head out*

  • @noamchen9350
    @noamchen9350 5 років тому +121

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Narrator: *DAUACHEBAG*

  • @darc5925
    @darc5925 5 років тому +185

    I'm a quiet kid, in music class some of my classmates were talking about country music and they jokingly sang the line all my exes live in Texas and out of nowhere I randomly said all my exes are six feet under the ground in a thick southern accent and everyone laughed and was amazed that I could speak

    • @shartcy
      @shartcy 5 років тому +6

      @@cat7371 ok

    • @evo-mn4sm
      @evo-mn4sm 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 5 років тому +2

      QT Lily that sounds like something I'd do. If my class jokingly sang a song lyric, I would've followed it up. Now I'm an adult and would still do that if given the chance.

    • @WolfPlayz294
      @WolfPlayz294 5 років тому +1

      So you've played GTA San Andreas and listened to the K Rose station?

    • @darc5925
      @darc5925 5 років тому +1

      @@WolfPlayz294 yes that and radio x are the only ones I listen to

  • @xxgachamakerxx7044
    @xxgachamakerxx7044 5 років тому +33

    I’m mildly quiet, only talk when a teacher asks me something or in a place with people I trust… or when I’m insulting somebody. I was being insulted in frisbee golf, because I couldn’t throw well. I said’ “I’ll be saying that to you when you don’t have any pointer fingers or thumbs to throw with.” I threatened to chop of his fingers basically.

  • @dankboi668
    @dankboi668 4 роки тому +270

    Lets be honest,
    *we all love the quiet kid :)*

    • @vybz987
      @vybz987 4 роки тому +8

      Dank Boi thank you

    • @nicoleffion1563
      @nicoleffion1563 3 роки тому +9

      In my school they didnt😂

    • @lame-y4721
      @lame-y4721 3 роки тому +8

      Not for me they still talked me but i would be listening to TWICE "DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY"

    • @anonymouspotato1022
      @anonymouspotato1022 3 роки тому +7

      As the quiet kid I respectfully disagree

    • @teresazetuna
      @teresazetuna 3 роки тому +13

      Everyone fucking hates me this is inaccurate

  • @kookiesandtae3840
    @kookiesandtae3840 5 років тому +38

    Ok so no one's gonna acknowledge 13:39, the guy who took a class with a spree killer and mass murderer?!!

  • @fwenlyfwen4502
    @fwenlyfwen4502 5 років тому +65

    "I'm sure it was juuUuuuuUuUUUUUuust right"

  • @mestaripinkki708
    @mestaripinkki708 5 років тому +47

    When you see the studying doggo after your exam week *sigh*

  • @sophievaughan1488
    @sophievaughan1488 4 роки тому +54

    There was this very pretty, sweet mute girl two years above me who was so helpful and caring at all times, in my highschool that I couldn't help admire, it may be possible I could have been crushing on her slightly without realising it too. She was pretty enough to be in with the it girls of her class but due to her muteness and keeping herself to herselfness it was very unlikely it would ever happenan as they were always flaunting there looks and gossiping loudly after all they were the popular type and mostly stuck up too. Unless your aware of this girl being there from the start you probably wouldn't even notice other wise. The day she had started she was late and came in during an assembly of all the years together. The head teacher asked her to introduce herself but she just smiled shyly walked to the back of the hall and sat down in amongst the crowd, in the end the teacher introduced her instead by stating her name. (I'll just call her V) Well anyways over time I don't know what it was but I couldn't help watching V whenever I saw her around, my mates noticed an teased me slightly. Though back then I swore I wasn't crushing on her. I noticed many student's tried to befriend her an get her to speak but she would just smile shyly. As the years when on her class would often join our class, for the older years to help us younger years with certain projects. Both my class and obviously her own class, including teachers eventually became used to her silentness. At lunch, break and somtimes dureing our class, she was often teased by some the other student's mind mostly the popular type boys an girls. Though she simply brushed it off all the time and calmly smiling would walk away or completly ignore them like it was no big deal. One day in the middle of the cafeteria were I like many others just happened to be, she was being bullied by a group of idiots and to everybodys suprise she spoke. It started with one the boy's simply teasing her about being mute and then the popular girls found it funny to get involved. This clearly pissed her off.
    Boy1: aww look it is, was born with a voice but don't know how to use it, girl.
    Boy2&3: laughing.
    V: Simply smile and side step them to carry on.
    Girl1: Oiii they were talking to you!
    V: smiling, ignoring the comment, while carrying on.
    Popular girls: (following after her)
    Girl2: don't you want any friends? Girl3: Do you even like anyone in this school, is that the problem?
    Girl1: You could always go else where. You'd be doing us all a favour, not like you fit in here anyways.
    V's response to this had the entirer cafeteria of students and teachers all staring in complete shock and laughing about it for weeks after. Dame V, this sweet girl really can stand her ground.
    V: Your forgiven for being a bitch. I know it's not easy for you to have to pretend to be straight just so your parents don't find out, because there some what set on you being with the most popular guy in our school. Or obviously you don't want your bf to find out either, can't have him leaving you right? Well so what your secretly wishing you were with me, to bad ain't going to ever happen. Plus not to mention your jellousy of me can't be helped either, after all even your boyfriend only teases me because he along with his mates are all secretly crushing on me also but are just to proud to admit there feels, for having falling for somone who isn't part of the popular group, hints why I can't help finding all of this shit hilarious. You can't deny any of what I've said from being true so you can't blame me for simply pionting it out to you. You see I am in fact aware of things even if you hadn't noticed I was and there for in future you should be more carful who you speak to that way. I have mates thire just, not exactly anything like you or from around here. I get on alright with most students as they havn't given me a reason not to and those I don't, much like yourself I simply pitty. Know that you've gotten me to speak to you, dose that really satisfy you that much?
    After that she simply wlked out of the cafeteria without giving them a chance to reply, she when back to being silent again like it never happened.
    I remember being with my mates not far away from the scene so had a good view tbh of the whole thing. I felt slightly awkward myself mind because she looked over at me a few times and smiled randomly, I'd smiled back but felt slightly shy myself, even more so as she locked eye's with me as she said "I am in fact aware of of things" before turning back to the girls she was arguing with. I felt as though she she was some what aware of me slightly crushing on her too. Though back then I wasn't even properly aware of my own feelings or that I possibly actually was. I just can't believe how everyone after that day in the cafeteria had stoped bulling her and left her alone or at least to her face anyways as there were a few sly comments behind her back going around still but it cleary hadn't gotten to her.

    • @demonman1234
      @demonman1234 4 роки тому +14

      Holy crap you wrote a essay.

    • @lisamissingyadom9333
      @lisamissingyadom9333 4 роки тому +12

      @@demonman1234 and it was a very interesting essay🌝

    • @siljasebastian4667
      @siljasebastian4667 4 роки тому +9

      Nice story but bruh you wrote a fricking essay

    • @Sami-df7dj
      @Sami-df7dj 3 роки тому +2

      This is such a cute story. I really want to know what happens next. Do you get to know her better?

    • @Yer_blue_angel
      @Yer_blue_angel 2 роки тому

      She’s basically me. I’ve had dozens of people try talking to me but I get awkward and they quickly get bored and leave. Honestly, I personally find myself prettier than the popular girls, it’s a shame I’m not an extravert. I’ve had multiple people of both genders confess to me this year but of course I’ve rejected them all. Really, I’m a very nice person, but I can have a bit of an attitude and am very sarcastic like every other quiet kid. And it’s not that I don’t have friends, I have at least 100 back in my home state, including 5 here, but I don’t really talk to the four I have at school that much. I just choose not to socialize because I don’t want to be disrespectful and I want to make sure i don’t fall behind on my work. Once you get me talking you can’t get me to shut up. If I had an outgoing personality, I could have a boyfriend already. I really would. I can’t wait to have the opportunity to say something that gets everyone quiet. I’ve had some moments but nothing like what you said. I just find it funny that us quiet kids tend to be more attractive than the others who brag about their looks.