Doctors of Reddit: You Are NOT The Father. What Happened Next? (Medical Stories r/AskReddit)

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  • @Nakima666
    @Nakima666 5 років тому +12547

    "About an hour later, her phys ed teacher-"
    NOPE. WE'RE DONE HERE. I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.

    • @cooperdickey5785
      @cooperdickey5785 5 років тому +667

      Nakima666 dad should have used that chair for something else

    • @Nakima666
      @Nakima666 5 років тому +624

      @Thot Slayer It likely has something to do with the sex ed (or lack thereof) at her school and her parents never talking to her about boundaries/inappropriate body areas.
      Semi-related, but sexual misconduct with minors can go undetected because the kid doesn't know the proper names for their body parts, so everyone they talk to doesn't realize what's really going on e.g., 'my dad likes eating my cookies'.

    • @bloodcottoncandy
      @bloodcottoncandy 5 років тому +321

      @Thot Slayer This was the 1980s darling. Think: Cavemen levels of sexism and religious hypocrisy at its apex swan song and a little girl raised by mindless bigots. Now comes in big beauty who is either born with a mental disorder which allows him to crave *ONLY* children which couldn't get the prescribed medication to help curb his urges or worse; a perverse degenerate who gets a thrill through manipulating a clueless and helpless 12 year old who wasn't raised with the internet so had zero clue about sex.
      Now with that as context this should paint a better picture for you. Or you should get off your fucking phone and go read a history book in an actual library.

    • @VibeVixen02
      @VibeVixen02 5 років тому +9

      Nakima666 and I don’t like it

    • @jamesmd9925
      @jamesmd9925 5 років тому +6

      This has exactly 666 likes

  • @seelesims
    @seelesims 5 років тому +10227

    The one about the guy who had three kids and then found out he never had the ability to have kids was heartbreaking😭

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 років тому +765

      That made my heart sympathetically sink...poor fellow had lived a lie the whole time, and that doctor had to play Orpheus for him...

    • @expertfrenchtoast3480
      @expertfrenchtoast3480 5 років тому +18

      Gaol*

    • @TypicalSiblings
      @TypicalSiblings 5 років тому +74

      Wait does that mean the wife..

    • @asrieldreemurr4038
      @asrieldreemurr4038 5 років тому +210

      @typical siblings
      Well.. yes.

    • @TypicalSiblings
      @TypicalSiblings 5 років тому +40

      @@asrieldreemurr4038 oh.

  • @airean444
    @airean444 5 років тому +2254

    *“i don’t think this is my baby”*
    that’s sad.

    • @fabi.6080
      @fabi.6080 4 роки тому +36

      jimin Ikr.. poor dude

    • @Kiwisy
      @Kiwisy 4 роки тому +25

      This makes me sad as well...

    • @gabrielandreozzi1405
      @gabrielandreozzi1405 4 роки тому +45

      It happened to me to a while ago about 13 years lol she had just pushed him out and he was tan like Mexican and I sat down and said “that’s not my baby is it” now it’s been 13 years and i still have my son and my then fiancé hasn’t spoke to me or my kid since but I re married a Mexican woman by complete chance we haven’t told him

    • @thecloaker7962
      @thecloaker7962 4 роки тому +1

      Now your on 666 likes. I think it's more than fitting for a cloaker to bestow this.

    • @thecloaker7962
      @thecloaker7962 4 роки тому +1

      Now you will see the true power of the D̶a̶r̶k̶ ̶S̶i̶d̶e̶ *WULULULUULULU*

  • @corbinbrier0
    @corbinbrier0 5 років тому +5739

    "Fine, but black." made me laugh so hard.

    • @mananexus
      @mananexus 5 років тому +31

      Corbin Brier me too

    • @mrsigmagrinder8737
      @mrsigmagrinder8737 5 років тому +158

      Sounds Racist out of context.

    • @thebutzel9752
      @thebutzel9752 5 років тому +225

      @@mrsigmagrinder8737 But in context it's hilarious.

    • @emeraldqueen1994
      @emeraldqueen1994 5 років тому +4

      Corbin Brier I like your profile picture

    • @corbinbrier0
      @corbinbrier0 5 років тому +3

      @@emeraldqueen1994 Thanks!

  • @davidvincent965
    @davidvincent965 5 років тому +10500

    the gym teacher had the balls to show up to the hospital like its nothing 😂😂

    • @davidvincent965
      @davidvincent965 5 років тому +78

      @@JohnnyYK
      👌

    • @loops3112
      @loops3112 5 років тому +375

      I just read a story on reddit about a gym teacher raping a 13 year old girl. Coincidence? I think not.

    • @budgetcoinhunter
      @budgetcoinhunter 5 років тому +136

      yeah, yeah... this "child" is being "attacked" by a "predator" simply because she's female...
      But you'll sit there and laugh at an elementary school boy "having an affair with" his female teacher when he's only 10 or 11...

    • @vivietamihmih8460
      @vivietamihmih8460 5 років тому +607

      @@budgetcoinhunter why are you puting this when 12 yo had a baby with teacher as something small WeLL If ThIs HaPpEnEd tO a (insert whatewer here). this happened to her so lets focus on that

    • @budgetcoinhunter
      @budgetcoinhunter 5 років тому +16

      @@vivietamihmih8460
      metro.co.uk/2019/03/06/teacher-raped-boy-11-hundreds-times-took-vacation-abuse-8841339/
      people.com/crime/louisiana-elementary-school-teacher-allegedly-raped-10-year-old-boy/
      www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6753181/Teacher-27-sex-boy-13-student-classroom.html
      www.idahostatejournal.com/news/local/pocatello-teacher-accused-of-raping-first-grade-boy-at-elementary/article_d28b9587-f034-5e52-8c30-25e341def3c0.html

  • @staytiny04
    @staytiny04 5 років тому +2934

    My family is black and when I was born I was really pale with like a pink tint. My aunty walked into the delivery room and saw me, she turned to my dad and was like "This isn't your child" and my dad responded "Don't worry she'll toast up"

    • @sameerwahabshamimchowdhury8647
      @sameerwahabshamimchowdhury8647 4 роки тому +485

      Lmao that’s a epic dad move respect.

    • @tiffythekewlchick3457
      @tiffythekewlchick3457 4 роки тому +209

      Yoo my sister was born a very pale color as well and my aunt thought that wasn't my mom's baby too, but over time she got her color but not until she was like 10. My family is also black 😁

    • @sethraelthebard5459
      @sethraelthebard5459 4 роки тому +90

      Your Dad sounds like a first-class badass! Hope you are all doing well! ^_^

    • @Chichi0013
      @Chichi0013 4 роки тому +27

      I was the lightest black child

    • @aftersexhighfives
      @aftersexhighfives 3 роки тому +42

      "Toast up" so cute lol

  • @Hyreia
    @Hyreia 5 років тому +3663

    How do you think you're the father if all you've done is kissed her. God damn 1989.

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 5 років тому +440

      its a 12 year old in 1989 whose world would NOT *CONSIDER* the option of something like that P.E. teacher...

    • @noircat5
      @noircat5 5 років тому +256

      For the longest time my mom convinced me I could get pregnant from a kiss and I was born 10 years after this, so it's quiet possible to be naive enough to believe a something like that at that age, specially when you don't have any real access to information. But yeah on one hand I'm glad for the kid that he didn't become a father at such a young age but on the other hand damn to get cucked by your teacher... Oof. And I know that girl was dragged through the filth at her school because there was a girl at my middle school who was pregnant though I'm not sure who knocked her up.

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars 5 років тому +182

      I thought people became pregnant by kissing in a church until i was, like, 12. I had seen movies and stuff where there was a jump cut parents and baby from kissing at the wedding, so I assumed that was what happened. I was pretty sheltered as a child.

    • @xsuns7508
      @xsuns7508 5 років тому +162

      lol my bestfriend's brother told her that she would get pregnant with a kiss, apparently she already kissed her bf and then she told her brother that she was "pregnant" and her brother literally ran to her bf's house and started yelling, screaming, cursing, and kicking at the bf.. They are now happily engaged and expecting :D

    • @heartsbymeli
      @heartsbymeli 5 років тому +35

      @@xsuns7508 LMAO IM DYING idk but this is so funny imma screenshot lol (also yesss stan txt yeonjun is a cutie)

  • @Megaaleh
    @Megaaleh 5 років тому +1541

    Medicine Student here: I was helping a doctor with a delivery. The mom, white, blue eyed. The father, white, little tanned, green eyed. The baby: Chocolate skin, with dark brown eyes.
    I thought to myself: “Oh no! Don’t tell me I’m going to have to tell the dad that he’s probably not the dad after all.” I was silently panicking: Eyes wide open, heavy breathing. The mom looked at me and immediately starts bursting in laughter, the doctor was telling her not to do that because he was suturing her down-there. But she couldn’t contain herself. I asked: What? She said:
    “- 😂The baby was conceived by a sperm donor. 😂 The faces you are making 😂 thinking 😂😂😂😂*cough hard* you’ll have to tell the dad he isn’t the father. He’s sterile. He knows.”
    Why nobody told me that? 😰
    I was so embarrassed. But the mom thanked me so much for making her child-birth so funny and memorable.

    • @incognitohuman1959
      @incognitohuman1959 3 роки тому +98

      I enjoyed this thoroughly

    • @dreamsteal4773
      @dreamsteal4773 3 роки тому +28

      @@incognitohuman1959 I didn't.

    • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
      @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr 3 роки тому +99

      This was funny and adorable. Im glad the couple had a child. I hope there okay today

    • @emmett77
      @emmett77 3 роки тому +7

      @Pure_Water just here to say i think you won that argument bc thorzyan deleted their comments lmaoo

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 роки тому +4

      this is hilarious ;fdlshakg

  • @aoi7689
    @aoi7689 4 роки тому +1476

    'Because even he's realizing that even if she did cheat, there is no way the baby would be THAT white'

    • @yokun5764
      @yokun5764 4 роки тому +21

      Lmaaoo

    • @Nightwishmaster
      @Nightwishmaster 4 роки тому +157

      I used to work with an albino black woman. I worked with her for nearly 10 years but had no idea she was black until years later, but as soon as I found out I could instantly tell, she had the features of a black woman but her skin was white as can be and both of her parents are very dark skinned. She's one of the very few people I actually miss from that job, she was cool as fuck.

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 4 роки тому +4

      Why the hell does this dude even makes these videos if he cant even monetize them??

    • @oneesandada379
      @oneesandada379 4 роки тому +13

      Had to pause to laugh on that one 😆

    • @elseabe6561
      @elseabe6561 4 роки тому +13

      @@Shadow77999 to make us smile it’s not all about the doe

  • @Whyohwhymybrain
    @Whyohwhymybrain 5 років тому +2277

    I’m black and I was white when I was born my dad said he was confused but after roasting me for a while I got some pigment lol 😂

    • @HD-ko6ym
      @HD-ko6ym 4 роки тому +295

      😂😂 roasted you until you got some pigment

    • @Ad1nfernum
      @Ad1nfernum 4 роки тому +127

      That's fantastic. Props to your dad. He sounds cool.

    • @cjlooklin1914
      @cjlooklin1914 4 роки тому +203

      Lol, he somersaults accross the room and points at her baby shoes "What are those?!?!?", little baby cheeks instantly start to darken.

    • @riti184
      @riti184 4 роки тому +24

      @@cjlooklin1914 lolll

    • @benjamincuevas9627
      @benjamincuevas9627 4 роки тому +17

      Marshmallows yum. Damn it now I'm hungry.

  • @PlantagenetRose
    @PlantagenetRose 5 років тому +5021

    The mother just up and left, and that incredible wonderful man took on the baby that wasn’t his, and his two year old without any bad feels toward either child. That is the definition of love.

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 5 років тому +160

      And sadly genetic parasitism. It's a genetic deadend for the "good" one, just to benefit the genes of the bad ones.

    • @giantdad1661
      @giantdad1661 5 років тому +34

      @@Endoptic en he still has one kid

    • @SollomonTheWise
      @SollomonTheWise 5 років тому +81

      The female conscious, as absent as ever.

    • @SuperDuperSP
      @SuperDuperSP 5 років тому +7

      I disagree.

    • @JohnnyYK
      @JohnnyYK 5 років тому +16

      No the definition of cucked

  • @laras4360
    @laras4360 5 років тому +1434

    "Her phys ed teacher-"
    *OH HELL NO. THIS BETTER NOT BE GOING WERE I THINK IT'S GOING.*

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 років тому +76

      Spoiler: unfortunately, it did. :(

    • @Isa-cr7fd
      @Isa-cr7fd 5 років тому +2

      Well of course that’s not real.. that’s just some 20-60 year old man making up shit on reddit

    • @Magic_Skeleton
      @Magic_Skeleton 4 роки тому +60

      @@Isa-cr7fd honestly, I hope you're right.
      because if it is real... poor girl

    • @glaciemdraco
      @glaciemdraco 4 роки тому +50

      @@Magic_Skeleton This story might not be but the fact of the matter is, things like this did happen, will happen and are happening, sadly. Just search up 'world's youngest mothers' and yes, America/Britain/etc. are also countries listed there, goes all the way up to like the last decade (or even closer to this year). It's a lack of education and people like the gym teacher thinking they can get away it/getting away with it and I hope we as a species find a way to deal with that one day (education probably be the easier of the two but yeah). I personally believe that someone who is educated is less likely to have a teen pregnancy (or even before that) but that's just me.

    • @Magic_Skeleton
      @Magic_Skeleton 4 роки тому +23

      @@glaciemdraco I did NOT mean my comment as "That stuff doesn't ever happen, must be fake" I was trying to say "Poor kid, I wish it wasn't real"
      but yes, I know that kinda stuff exists, and it's truly awful.

  • @emcrawford9225
    @emcrawford9225 5 років тому +7495

    Phys Ed teacher: *enters*
    Me: OHHHH NOOOOOO SIRRRRR NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER NUH UH

  • @elijahh2220
    @elijahh2220 5 років тому +907

    PLEASE say that teacher left the hospital in a goddamn cop car.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому +52

      Or an ambulance.

    • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
      @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr 4 роки тому +18

      @You Know Who I Am the hospital they were at wouldnt take him

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 4 роки тому +101

      Or a body bag

    • @thorzyan
      @thorzyan 3 роки тому +9

      Should've left in an urn.

    • @rooke1489
      @rooke1489 3 роки тому +3

      @Aubree Dobson no it was pe

  • @JustSaiyanDude
    @JustSaiyanDude 5 років тому +4575

    Hey lets play a game. Its called "Stay faithful to your partner".

    • @tsu2155
      @tsu2155 5 років тому +31

      Nah

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 5 років тому +260

      Better than any other challenges on the internet

    • @madisonspringer7476
      @madisonspringer7476 4 роки тому +126

      Agreed!
      (Although, the one about the 12-13 year old is an exception, due to the circumstances as told by the story)

    • @joahsanchez5051
      @joahsanchez5051 4 роки тому +178

      It should be an easy game, especially if you aren't an unfaithful, disloyal, lying, backstabbing sack of shit

    • @JustSaiyanDude
      @JustSaiyanDude 4 роки тому +57

      @@joahsanchez5051 congrats youve already won the game

  • @joebear1194
    @joebear1194 5 років тому +1652

    "He may be your father, but he ain't your daddy"

    • @waxa3869
      @waxa3869 5 років тому +77

      One of the best quotes ever for a few of these scenarios

    • @TheIroncladResearcher
      @TheIroncladResearcher 5 років тому +28

      joebear 119 guardians of the galaxy is amazing

    • @annonimousperson1572
      @annonimousperson1572 5 років тому +8

      Guardian's of the Galaxy

    • @cyrus1910
      @cyrus1910 5 років тому +8

      GUARDIANS OF THE FUCKING GALAXY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nautical4384
      @nautical4384 5 років тому +9

      Itz_Baxe Glitters [2] not to. Be rude but...
      *Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

  • @lyingv
    @lyingv 5 років тому +2355

    2:23
    i dont like where this is going

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 5 років тому +184

      That was a big yikes

    • @lyingv
      @lyingv 5 років тому +48

      Brertt Enormous yikers

    • @facilityguard970
      @facilityguard970 5 років тому +45

      I was like that fallout meme seriously what the actual *h e c k*
      *h o l u p...*

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 5 років тому +84

      As soon as I saw those words I was like "Oh god no."

    • @PipoZePoulp
      @PipoZePoulp 5 років тому +56

      I was already prepping the shovel.

  • @elisixtynine
    @elisixtynine 5 років тому +448

    my jaw literally dropped when they said the gym teacher showed up. i knew where it was going

    • @dodgedemonsrtx
      @dodgedemonsrtx 4 роки тому +13

      Swats teams are on the way!

    • @manfredschmalbach9023
      @manfredschmalbach9023 4 роки тому +8

      Why should a gym teacher not responsibly check on his little treasure cranking out another little treasure ....?

    • @immapotato1
      @immapotato1 3 роки тому +1

      sadly the second I saw the 12-13 year old part I had a hunch where this was going. the teacher was simply the confirmation....

    • @ltramon7463
      @ltramon7463 3 роки тому +9

      My question is: Why would he be stupid enough to show up? I mean it's good that he did. He got exposed and hopefully arrested, but why did he think that showing up would be a good idea?

    • @jameswatson5807
      @jameswatson5807 2 роки тому

      @@manfredschmalbach9023 hahahaah you are killling it.

  • @hobbes296
    @hobbes296 5 років тому +2750

    To be fair, even with a black partner, you can have a white child. Depends on your family.
    Still though, women who lead their partners on like this are terrible. Imagine thinking you're having a child and building that up in your head for 9 months and then just losing that in an instant. Who does that to someone? So gross.

    • @Spearra
      @Spearra 5 років тому +72

      Gotta get that government financial aid!
      Morals be damned

    • @labella9291
      @labella9291 5 років тому +141

      This is true, I am mixed black. My ex is white. Both of our children are white. They are not black. They don't look black, they look completely white, to the point where I have been mistaken for everything EXCEPT the biological mother of my children.

    • @Logicalpoint
      @Logicalpoint 5 років тому +63

      @@NeostormXLMAX alot of them are hoping it comes out looking like the BF so they don't have to admit to cheating at all. An in some cases they pressure the guy into signing the birth certificate and in some places that means he still has to pay child support even if he proves it isn't his.

    • @axelf9947
      @axelf9947 5 років тому +23

      @@NeostormXLMAX It's harder to have an abortion than you'd think... it's natural instinct to keep your baby alive, even if they haven't been born yet.

    • @masonthomas2583
      @masonthomas2583 5 років тому +42

      @@axelf9947
      Not trying to start an argument, but that's a little hard to believe when a lot of women today are saying "it's just a bundle of cells, get rid of it".

  • @fussel1707
    @fussel1707 5 років тому +2197

    Incredible how women cheat and even wait till birth to tell the "father" before breaking up or something
    I just dont understand why??

    • @justinblake552
      @justinblake552 5 років тому +386

      Each of those individuals is completely selfish and doesn't bother to think how many people will be affected by their cruel actions.this video shows that it won't just be in the immediate aftermath of the birth but for decades to come with people either lying to the child to protect it or being honest and warping the kids sense of self and understanding.

    • @kage3587
      @kage3587 5 років тому +202

      They just wanna mooch off of people to satisfy themselves. They dont care about the consequences their action may have on others, so long as they are satisfied, nothing else matters

    • @daniellew3260
      @daniellew3260 5 років тому +91

      Please don't generalize an entire gender sweet heart. Thanks

    • @6ackro
      @6ackro 5 років тому +78

      @@daniellew3260 Ok sweet heart.

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 5 років тому +63

      Some feel guilty like that one woman who didnt want anything to do with her completely white baby after cheating on her black husband. Some just hope that the baby is the husband's so they don't have to admit that they cheated because confronting the truth is hard. And yes, like the incels itt have overly stressed, some are just vicious cunts

  • @bambi9245
    @bambi9245 5 років тому +319

    1:39 "finally, one happy ending in this thread"
    me: *chuckles* I'm in danger

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +5195

    Just be a virgin, then you don't have to worry about this stuff
    *Modern problems require modern solutions*

    • @gunnasintern
      @gunnasintern 5 років тому +228

      Dagan Ward being a virgin and not having to deal with hoes is the best life

    • @_harkinzator1536
      @_harkinzator1536 5 років тому +133

      Or be gay and just go with another dude XD

    • @anexistingperson8540
      @anexistingperson8540 5 років тому +178

      Or marry a transgender with sex reassignment surgery.
      *Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions*

    • @ciscokid1214
      @ciscokid1214 5 років тому +29

      Or just date trans women

    • @GLGC688
      @GLGC688 5 років тому +38

      How is remaining a virgin modern?

  • @pkmntrainer491
    @pkmntrainer491 5 років тому +1823

    2:38
    Who else knew EXACTLY what was going to happen this point forward?

    • @kalechips5972
      @kalechips5972 5 років тому +122

      I was like...oh no...

    • @theonetruebobthecob972
      @theonetruebobthecob972 5 років тому +3

      Ya

    • @rinaberman7686
      @rinaberman7686 5 років тому +90

      @@kalechips5972 My exact words: "Oh no... oh no oh no oh no. No..."

    • @SpiritofPoison
      @SpiritofPoison 5 років тому +21

      You act like it’s hard to notice 🤦‍♂️

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 5 років тому +15

      I just kind of looked at the screen with an "uh oh" face.

  • @FlowerThePot
    @FlowerThePot 5 років тому +1089

    Why would that mother say “God forgive us?” Her daughter was a victim!

    • @tsu2155
      @tsu2155 5 років тому +16

      Shut up you don't know the story

    • @FlowerThePot
      @FlowerThePot 5 років тому +238

      tsu bateva So do you think the 12 year old girl, impregnated by her gym teacher, was a victim or not?

    • @keriadri
      @keriadri 4 роки тому +137

      @@MrCat-se7ws Please stop talking

    • @squishranger
      @squishranger 4 роки тому +269

      @@MrCat-se7ws She was a child. It wasn't her fault. She didn't know what was happening, or why it was happening. You can't blame her for something she didn't understand.

    • @MrCat-se7ws
      @MrCat-se7ws 4 роки тому +5

      Grace Burch be QUIET ATHEIST.... an evil child is one who bathes sin.

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 5 років тому +511

    The one with the guy who didn't get the message about his co-worker's baby not being his hit me hard. I've had nightmares like that before...not sure why, dreams are weird sometimes

  • @minxtwo7314
    @minxtwo7314 5 років тому +574

    It's sad when you think about it all these guys still being the father even after knowing that the baby isn't theirs and realizing there are just as many Biological dads Not wanting anything to do with their actual children.

    • @thefilth7368
      @thefilth7368 5 років тому +44

      What really grinds my gears is the thought of those dads not wanting anything to do with their children having genes that make them that way, and then them reproducing their disgusting genes rampantly. Meanwhile, the good guy daddy who takes care of the child that isn't even his has not furthered his genes and they die off. Natural selection favors the disgusting trailer-trash infidel. Yikes.

    • @shawndold2787
      @shawndold2787 5 років тому +8

      Lol my dad chose beer over me and now lives in a trailer park it’s a fact

    • @donovankearsexenosterragod7065
      @donovankearsexenosterragod7065 5 років тому

      It's also said that the actual father of the kid gets told repeatedly it isn't their baby and they had to go through the chick telling them they could've been the father then being told he isn't just because she wants to stay with the guy who doesn't know it isn't his then they both find out

    • @valle..
      @valle.. 3 роки тому

      @@thefilth7368 But the one who raised the kid got to pass his values and what he learned. Fuck the genes

  • @bobbybalogne2565
    @bobbybalogne2565 5 років тому +629

    “Baby was Al-bean-o”

    • @jadenlynch5575
      @jadenlynch5575 4 роки тому +20

      Sebashtian Brown that’s how we pronounce it in Britain.

    • @rcnumbers3562
      @rcnumbers3562 4 роки тому +23

      @@jadenlynch5575 ...and in the rest of world

    • @babyedits2004
      @babyedits2004 4 роки тому +8

      ^ didn't know that

    • @rcnumbers3562
      @rcnumbers3562 4 роки тому

      @Aiden Pearce it is how you pronounce it!

    • @svckerpvnch.
      @svckerpvnch. 4 роки тому +19

      Aiden Pearce we usually say al bye no.

  • @okeoi
    @okeoi 5 років тому +2960

    Never trust a Brittany. I swear, some names define personality.
    EDIT: NO, I do not actually believe a person's name defines their personality. It was a joke based on *my* personal experience.
    All of your names are beautiful. Be you- regardless of the name you are given or have chosen.
    Much love- random pixel internet frog.

    • @SnazzJaz
      @SnazzJaz 5 років тому +141

      B-b-b-but BRITNEY SPEARS

    • @pixiebubbles2628
      @pixiebubbles2628 5 років тому +230

      So true. Every time I met someone named Ashley, Brandon, Hayden, Dylan, or Logan always get on my nerves. There's only one time I met an Ashley who wasn't annoying.

    • @axelf9947
      @axelf9947 5 років тому +220

      Brittany, Stephanie, Courtney... for some reason, those names just _sound_ annoying. No offense to any non-annoying people with those names.

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 5 років тому +17

      SnazzJaz Banks thank you for our first example

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 5 років тому +51

      Also Britney can be different from Brittany

  • @deznutz9296
    @deznutz9296 5 років тому +286

    I was in the delivery room when my first so was born. He came out very brown, with a full head of jet black hair. After a few moments the nurse asked me if I was sure I was the father, as the he looked like he was mixed. We are both super white. Turned out he had jaundice, and after a couple of days under the lights, he lightened up. We laugh about it to this day, especially since he looks just like I did at his age almost down to the fashion sense.

    • @RoMayDrako
      @RoMayDrako 5 років тому +28

      knew a kid came out looking more like she was part latino rather then from two very white parents. Turned out just random pigmentation. Dad already had doubt it was his considering medically he was shooting blanks as well. Thought he was free with his daughter coming out far from white. Well DNA tests don't lie it's his. Don't say it's not yours till the test comes back.

    • @idkanymore9869
      @idkanymore9869 5 років тому +9

      A few of my cousins had jaundice and came out with curly hair so they were confused but as time passed you can tell they were mexican.

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 4 роки тому +1

      oh God I wonder how many loving monogamous marriages were ended by a jaundiced newborn.

  • @EmoFemboyHunter69
    @EmoFemboyHunter69 5 років тому +1405

    A 13 yo and the baby daddy is a gym teacher
    *LAW AND ORDER*
    *Special Victim’s Unit*

  • @liesl5313
    @liesl5313 5 років тому +433

    You're not my dad~
    *YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!* bOoGie WoOgiE wOoGiE!

    • @Shay-lh3le
      @Shay-lh3le 5 років тому +11

      Liesl K I laughed so damn hard. I literately found this vine through a Ouran Hs host club crack video.

    • @SebiHemke
      @SebiHemke 5 років тому +7

      it's the best vine

    • @lexi6324
      @lexi6324 4 роки тому +1

      Dxxkzjzknz I love thiy

    • @DarknessHashira
      @DarknessHashira 8 місяців тому

      _kid voice_ 'You not my daaad! you always wanna hear something, ugly *ss f*ckin noodlehead.'

  • @zeewezel
    @zeewezel 5 років тому +539

    one of my cousins got a black kid, though both parents were white. turned out the kid got genes from somewhere down the line or smth since the dna test confirmed my cousin was indeed the dad.

    • @therubywaffle165
      @therubywaffle165 5 років тому +84

      i can just imagine him being like "HMM"

    • @zeewezel
      @zeewezel 5 років тому +64

      @@therubywaffle165 No need to imagine, I'm sure he did that lmao

    • @essem4979
      @essem4979 5 років тому +38

      The worst thing is that the mother will most probably reject her husband for not trusting her

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 5 років тому +7

      Samuelx01 how's that "the worst thing"

    • @leafychild5179
      @leafychild5179 5 років тому

      @Sho Tohara what?

  • @glitchwitchery
    @glitchwitchery 5 років тому +164

    12:19 This happened to a friend of mine. His white 'dad' raised him after his mother abandoned him when he was very small. My friend is clearly not white and doesn't appear to be mixed, either (his older siblings are not mixed). He's in his late twenties now, and he and his adoptive father are like two peas in a pod- best friends. They work together and 'play' together, too. They're almost inseparable.

    • @nunyabizwack343
      @nunyabizwack343 5 років тому +7

      Same thing with my dad and oldest brother. My dad is closer to his adopted son (my half brother) than any of his biological sons.

    • @SuperCabrito14
      @SuperCabrito14 4 роки тому +18

      Any guy can get a women pregnant, but it takes a man to be a father

  • @thatstrangebuggirl4150
    @thatstrangebuggirl4150 5 років тому +434

    When I was born I looked Asian and had dark thick black hair (both of my parents are white) and my sister was born with almost white blond hair. My parents never questioned paternity, and my hair eventually changed to blonde as I got older and I look just like my dad! Sometimes you just can’t tell with babies I didn’t look like either of my parents when I was born. My mom even said that she would have thought they had given her the wrong baby if they had taken me out of the room as soon as I was born, luckily she held me immediately after so she wouldn’t have to question it! Lol. (I was also really big, weighed 8 pounds 14 ounces at birth)

    • @annbrew8337
      @annbrew8337 5 років тому +16

      Same here, my parents have olive skin, dark hair and brown/black eyes and the rest of my siblings were all born with olive skin brown eyes, and dark hair. Then came me white skin, Blue eyes and blonde hair. Till I was 4 my hair turned brown and my eyes turned green. I still don't look like either of my parents nor my siblings

    • @lily_e-b1336
      @lily_e-b1336 5 років тому +9

      Yeesss same here. When I was born, I had tan skin, black hair, the lot (My mum said i almost looked maori). As I got older my hair went to white blonde and it slowly started going brown and I have light skin. Both my parents are white, both have some form of brown hair and blue eyes. People say me and my mum look so alike it's almost startling. So yeah, you never know what the kid will look like till they grow up haha

    • @Un1234l
      @Un1234l 5 років тому +11

      @@annbrew8337
      I dunno. Might want to get a paternity test done.

    • @annbrew8337
      @annbrew8337 5 років тому +6

      @@Un1234l my birth video was traumatising enough

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo 5 років тому +2

      My dad was born with red hair but it darkened to black when he grew up

  • @ballerbeau69
    @ballerbeau69 5 років тому +426

    When I was being born my father ran into a local convenience store and started to run around screaming, "I'M A DAD!!!"
    When my sibling was born I asked, "When can we bring her back?"

    • @Freak7Factor
      @Freak7Factor 5 років тому +60

      When my sister was born, I just asked my parents if we could go to McDonalds 'cause I was hungry.

    • @cyrus1910
      @cyrus1910 5 років тому +18

      I was eleven months two weeks and three days old when my sis was born...... I watched the whole thing apparently and Im hoping I NEVER recover that memory

    • @lizuia
      @lizuia 5 років тому +17

      @Itz_Baxe Glitters [2] , you can't actually recover that memory so don't worry. We can't form memories from when we were under 3-4 years old I believe. So even if you "recovered" it, it likely would just be your imagination of the event (guessing you could imagine it because your family told you about it) and not the real thing.

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 5 років тому +11

      @@lizuia I don't know about that one chief. I have a pretty good memory of when my brother was born. Everyone says that the details line up, and I was never told what had happened besides I went to my aunt's house.

    • @sethmyers5666
      @sethmyers5666 5 років тому +4

      I asked my mom almost the same thing when my sister was born. I told my mom "Take her home." She replied she is home and I said "No, take her back from where you got her from." I was around 4-5.

  • @Blunamium
    @Blunamium 4 роки тому +164

    "Her phys. ed teacher-"
    *steps on brakes hard
    *change gears to reverse and steps on it, pulling off a 180-turn and hightailing outta here

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +6

      Did you hit him on the way out?

  • @beebee33
    @beebee33 5 років тому +629

    Sometimes the copier is just low on toner... hahahahaha! That was good

  • @lpsjewel
    @lpsjewel 5 років тому +608

    Why do people Cheat? Like that's not gonna help anybody. if I ever found out my BF cheated then he gets no second chances. I wouldn't truest him not to do it again.

    • @FugieGamers
      @FugieGamers 5 років тому +60

      Both sexes chest. Women however will not break up with the guy and usually just lie

    • @dreamsteal4773
      @dreamsteal4773 5 років тому +17

      NF straight facts

    • @michaelnewton1754
      @michaelnewton1754 5 років тому +36

      Both for slightly different primal reasons, and many people don't consciously realize.
      Men do because it is more likely to ensure the continuation of their bloodline. For just about all of human history, and even before we were humans, the females tended to be the nurturing caregivers, and, living in smaller communities, the men were able to spread their genes and still provide food and protection within the community.
      Women, on the other hand, are subconsciously simultaneously looking for partners with strong genes AND provider characteristics. Studies have shown that even before online dating existed, something like 60+% of women have a backup partner in mind, and keep tabs on them in case their current relationship ends or hits a rough patch.

    • @whattheheckamidoinghere4305
      @whattheheckamidoinghere4305 5 років тому +1

      And yet people be more surprise if the babies got it from Mom side of the family or the Dad side of the family, believe me, back than everyone thought my third sister and I was Twins but we wasn't same goes to my older and baby sister too. XD

    • @thesleepy0wl350
      @thesleepy0wl350 5 років тому +32

      People can get greedy; they want multiple partners for multiple things like a fuckbuddy and the stable good boy/girl. Relationships can get rocky and difficult with issues with money, a baby, finding the person isn't who you thought they were in the beginning, or whatever killed it, so you're vulnerable to cutie that just flirted with you. Hell, some people find themselves trapped in relationship, but don't/can't give up what was built to start again, so find something on the side to be a little happy. Sometimes people just don't care and hope to get away with cuckholding. Then there are the ones that listen to their meddling family/friends. (This one, imo, is low key fucked up if your fam and friends dislike your SO for whatever petty reason and try to sabotage the relationship.) A person can find a lot of reasons, but none of them are excuses though.

  • @tin1893
    @tin1893 4 роки тому +241

    One of my friends is black, and he married a white woman. First, they had a completely blonde white boy and a year later they got a blue-eyed white baby girl. Everyone thought his wife had cheated on him, she didn't. He was the real biological father of both babies but somehow the mom's genes were way stronger than his. They always get judgmental looks from people on the street but they do not even care anymore at this point. They look just like their mom but they have their fathers exact personality and facial expressions.

    • @eagillum
      @eagillum 3 роки тому +32

      We're not judging!! We're just trying to piece the story together in our minds in the insanely short window of time before it looks like we're staring! We are on your side, we just need to understand!

    • @tonytopic2483
      @tonytopic2483 3 роки тому +21

      @@eagillum this comment is sooooo true like Im just very confused 😭😭🤣

    • @equarg
      @equarg 3 роки тому +15

      My bosses sister had a healthy black baby girl.
      She was Caucasian and she thought her husband was too (not racists).
      He accused her of Adultery, was just about to divorce her officially when the DNA test came back…..(early 2000’s)
      Not only was he the father, the genes came from HIS side of the family. His Great Great Grandfather to be exact.
      His family had NO CLUE about this. Maybe a back door adaption (or secret adaption)or maybe a child from the late 1800’s/early 1900’s “Orphan Train” program to get homeless kids families.
      Happened way more then you think until after WW2.
      Welp. A decade later they are still married. Love their baby girl.
      But they have to keep telling people “No, she is not adapted”.
      She would be about 17ish now I think.
      I hope she is doing ok in this crazy political climate.
      At the very least, the first boy she brings home is gonna be confused 🤨.
      I can’t imagine the teachers reaction to meeting the parents for the first time.
      Yea. DNA tests are resealing a lot of secrets, including secret adaptions.
      One 70 year old adapted women, raised black her whole life, learned she was actually 100% Italian. Got to meet her “white” siblings.
      When asked how this make her feel, she just signed and replied,
      “Well, I still like Jazz.”
      Gonna make it harder for her to fill out the next census or fill out government documents.
      “What race to you Identify as?”
      🤔……….😅Depends on my mood, the position of the stars, and what day of the week it is.

    • @coolstufftodo5256
      @coolstufftodo5256 3 роки тому +3

      @@equarg fascinating story but it’s spelled adopted not adapted

    • @andybuscus383
      @andybuscus383 2 роки тому +6

      @@coolstufftodo5256 Maybe they're from New York.

  • @TDUShelby
    @TDUShelby 5 років тому +740

    When I was born, my mum thought she had given birth to my sister again, because my sister and I looked so similar at birth. I'm a guy, but the first time she saw me, I was wrapped in a blanket.
    What clued her in that I wasn't my sister again was my nose, apparently, looked different.
    26 years later, and we still look like siblings, but I took after my mother's side, and my sister took after my father's side. And my nose is huge. Thanks, mum.

    • @TDUShelby
      @TDUShelby 5 років тому +44

      @bryan diaz varela
      HA! No, I'm not a trap. But, if I was, I'd rock it like a hurricane!

    • @TDUShelby
      @TDUShelby 5 років тому +2

      @bryan diaz varela
      I may or may not live at or around 1,865 unspecified units of measurement from the Netherlands.

    • @eplcmeme420
      @eplcmeme420 5 років тому +2

      bryan diaz varela
      Hello fellow Dutchling

    • @marblelemonade76
      @marblelemonade76 5 років тому +5

      I liked where this flirting was going. I WANT MORE. GIVE ME MORE.

    • @TheBanjo50
      @TheBanjo50 5 років тому

      BORING...No one cares

  • @indulgingculture2987
    @indulgingculture2987 5 років тому +627

    Genetics are weird. Especially for Latin American people since we are mix of other races.

    • @free_boiling4502
      @free_boiling4502 4 роки тому +19

      @ Well north africans and levantine arabs have a lot of european dna from either slavery of european women or the crusades while for example yemeni arabs have a lot of african dna

    • @essencec.466
      @essencec.466 4 роки тому +34

      My boyfriend is Puerto Rican and black and I'm light skinned black with some Irish (red hair and green eyes) in family. That baby is gonna be a crab shoot

    • @maruka9611
      @maruka9611 4 роки тому +8

      @@essencec.466 Im Puerto Rican and I was born with straight black hair and pale skin, my sister is dark skinned with curly hair and light coloured eyes, my mother is blonde and pale as they come. Not even our facial structure is similar.

    • @svenmorgenstern9506
      @svenmorgenstern9506 4 роки тому +10

      Can confirm. Not Latin American, but am mixed Anglo/Native American/you name it. My 23andMe profile looks like a jigsaw puzzle (0.1% Filipino?), and family photos were interesting. Had one sister with blond hair, the other 3 of us had varying shades of brown hair, 2 of us had hazel eyes & 2 brown. When I was in jr. high the white guys thought I was Latino, the Latino guys thought I was white...and the fight was on!
      These days, for whatever reason people tend to think I look asian. I usually point out my Native American ancestry at that point and people usually drop it. Go fig.

    • @ReasonAboveEverything
      @ReasonAboveEverything 4 роки тому

      @ Lebanese people are more semitic than Syrians. The history of mixing can not explain the lightness. It is most likely due to their canaanite ancestors.

  • @IABITVpresents
    @IABITVpresents 5 років тому +114

    "Her phys-ed teacher comes in" oof
    "she kept saying "I'm sorry daddy" *OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF*

  • @CircusSabre
    @CircusSabre 5 років тому +353

    2:23 excuse me im gonna get a shovel.

    • @TheIroncladResearcher
      @TheIroncladResearcher 5 років тому +14

      Goatie The demon i’ll grab my space marine chapter the emperor needs this man to be purged

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 років тому +4

      You Tube im gonna get some lego

    • @leoortiiiz
      @leoortiiiz 5 років тому +3

      Im gonna get my road roller

    • @notareallifetiger4817
      @notareallifetiger4817 5 років тому +4

      I’m gonna get a priest and a flamethrower.

    • @TeroTheShortOne
      @TeroTheShortOne 5 років тому +1

      I'm gonna get all by D4s to go with the Legos.

  • @autumnrose9655
    @autumnrose9655 4 роки тому +39

    If I were a man and I had to find out my wife cheated after she gave birth I’d cry. Like, imagine being so happy that you’re gonna have a baby for 9 months or so, then the kid is born and they look nothing like you or your wife. That’s heartbreaking!

  • @rhysplaysvirtual
    @rhysplaysvirtual 5 років тому +289

    Every time I watch one of these I just get that nagging thought in the back of my head, and I've seen other people say it before, too... think of all the people who didn't realize they were cheated on because they were the same race as the mom and/or baby...

    • @giannis5868
      @giannis5868 5 років тому +5

      I know that's so sad. I wonder if people ever find out about that.

    • @svenmorgenstern9506
      @svenmorgenstern9506 2 роки тому +4

      @@giannis5868 Found out my sister and I have a heretofore unknown half sister in Wisconsin. Same race, but her mom told her that her dad died during WWII. Turns out our dad was a bit friskier than anyone suspected during the war. Knocked up madame while his ship was undergoing repairs (she took a torpedo hit), went back out to sea apparently unaware he was a dad, made it back, got married to my mom in '47. Dad died in '79, mom died in '08, leaving us kids with a mystery on our hands. 🧐

  • @arataarter8146
    @arataarter8146 5 років тому +190

    7:24 "Sometimes the copier is just low on toner"
    LMAO 😅😂😭
    I was applied toner a bit too much...

  • @nimishanarayan7048
    @nimishanarayan7048 5 років тому +26

    The opposite of this happened during my friend's shift who is a nurse. When the baby was born, you know how they look like wierd little aliens rather than humans. The baby's father gave her child one look and said "this is not mine." He started yelling and cursing at her exhausted wife accusing her of cheating. The mother frantically denied any of the sort and while the father in his fury refused to listen to the doctors and nurses who were trying to tell him that babies all look the same at the time of birth and he should calm down and give it time. And in his moment of rage he shouted "well I've been banging xyz too!" And then he realised what he just said but it was too late. The mother started crying and just told him to get out and the nurses and doctors were completely dumbfounded. Later he found out that the baby was indeed his and that he screwed himself up.

  • @puffinsarecooltho7399
    @puffinsarecooltho7399 5 років тому +245

    When I saw the title I just thought "and what about a "you are not the mother" one ?". It took me a good minute to realise what was wrong

    • @bethdibartolomeo2042
      @bethdibartolomeo2042 4 роки тому +24

      Well, one fit that story, LOL (the donor egg).

    • @oneesandada379
      @oneesandada379 4 роки тому +10

      Check out the story of a mother who has a DNA of a dead (or probably still alive inside of her) twin who passed a different DNA to her children. Father is certainly the biological father but DNA showed that the mother is not the biological mom.

    • @fatesalt7413
      @fatesalt7413 4 роки тому +7

      @@oneesandada379 I feel like God was drunk with this

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +2

      @@fatesalt7413 He probably was for a lot of things

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 3 роки тому

      I mean, babies could be switched at birth

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 5 років тому +300

    That 2nd story [Edit: Meant the 3rd story].... best thing that could have happened to that baby. Would be 30 years old. Hopefully living a good life and having no clue about the birth father or birth mother.

    • @N.D.G-e5d
      @N.D.G-e5d 5 років тому +2

      That person is an idiot it's a black albino.

    • @anna-ks5lw
      @anna-ks5lw 5 років тому +7

      think you mean 3rd story?

    • @NGMonocrom
      @NGMonocrom 5 років тому +6

      @@anna-ks5lw
      Oh! My mistake. You're right. Thank you for the assist.

  • @peydenmary8594
    @peydenmary8594 4 роки тому +45

    i’m so pissed at the fact people can just cheat on their partners so easily. like if you can’t stay loyal, break up

    • @dreamhobbiz
      @dreamhobbiz 3 роки тому +1

      they want their cake and eat it too. Its a good mix after all, sex and security.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +2

      I forget how it goes, but there’s a joke about how women want four different kinds of guys all at once

  • @captaincaptain672
    @captaincaptain672 5 років тому +300

    “What are the results of the paternity test??”
    *guitar strum*
    /Phillipe’s not your dad/

  • @Brievel
    @Brievel 5 років тому +208

    My in-laws tried to convince my husband that our son was actually his best friend's/my BIL's. Total ridiculousness, BIL can't stand me. Seeing my husband and son together, it's obvious their relationship - son got his coloring from me but they have the exact same traits and son is apparently a carbon-copy of my husband at age one.
    I don't speak to my in-laws anymore.

    • @sololad2423
      @sololad2423 5 років тому +16

      Brievel Montague I have never heard good stories about in-laws.

    • @RitsuCurisu
      @RitsuCurisu 5 років тому +59

      @@sololad2423 That's because good in-laws don't end up in stories :D

    • @clsmith03
      @clsmith03 5 років тому

      Why'd they do that lmao?

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 5 років тому +1

      Bri bri my MIL and BIL are great. The rest can wipe my ass

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 5 років тому +3

      @@clsmith03 They didn't/don't like me.

  • @Amy-si8gq
    @Amy-si8gq 4 роки тому +31

    >my wife always hits them with "Yeah we're not sure if he's mine." It's always funny to see people nod for a moment and then go "Wait what?"

  • @grass.avoider
    @grass.avoider 5 років тому +346

    if im driving u to the hospital to have my kid and u say it's not mine im stopping the car until you get out

    • @dreamsteal4773
      @dreamsteal4773 5 років тому +18

      Boosted Monkey hell yea!

    • @FugieGamers
      @FugieGamers 5 років тому +45

      Exactly what I thought, I mean I feel bad for the baby but GTFO bitxh

    • @grass.avoider
      @grass.avoider 5 років тому +62

      Siyovaxsh En-sipad-zid-ana should’ve thought before cheating

    • @CDMaccles
      @CDMaccles 5 років тому +43

      I get that she'd probably deserve it, but it would mean risking the baby's life.. It's not the baby's fault the mum is garbage. I don't think I couldn't take them to the hospital haha

    • @aidanderson53X
      @aidanderson53X 5 років тому +19

      @@CDMaccles something something natural selection. She can still call an ambulance it's just more of a pain in the ass for her and a higher medical bill.

  • @zoeystorm4528
    @zoeystorm4528 5 років тому +59

    “Well that’s that Brittany” had me dying🤣🤣

  • @GretchentheAlligator
    @GretchentheAlligator 5 років тому +37

    I can’t imagine being there all nine months of the pregnancy with the woman you love and it turns out she cheated and the damn kid isn’t yours.

  • @brinstarmedia1411
    @brinstarmedia1411 5 років тому +327

    My two year old pronounces words more correctly than this robot voice

    • @Burntayo
      @Burntayo 5 років тому +15

      Damn get that nigga on genus world records cause a two yeal old talking most woulds still be in a crib and pooping there pants

    • @PickyMcCritical
      @PickyMcCritical 5 років тому +12

      Your two year old is also much smarter than any software ever made.

    • @Burntayo
      @Burntayo 5 років тому +5

      @Bucket Listwelp my brother must be -10 iq cause he didnt start speaking until he was 4-5ish

    • @Burntayo
      @Burntayo 5 років тому +1

      @Bucket List ahhh ok I got you

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 5 років тому +1

      lol big sad

  • @thotimusprimeofficial273
    @thotimusprimeofficial273 5 років тому +114

    2:23
    Bless that nurse for not beating the crap out of that gym teacher as soon as he saw him bc god know i would not have the strength to restrain myself

    • @nicolasleroux5302
      @nicolasleroux5302 5 років тому +39

      Thotimusprime Official Fuck that nurse. Child rapists should be publicly executed via immolation. If I was that girl’s father, I’d be facing an undeserved homicide charge. Even the most hardened convicts think that child rapists are literal subhumans, which says a lot.

    • @SirDankington
      @SirDankington 5 років тому +19

      @@CommentsRage Nah, dude's got the right idea, burn em' all

    • @suracha8130
      @suracha8130 5 років тому +11

      @@CommentsRage then you are a happy mediocre human, and society loves you. Don't worry about it.

    • @Spearra
      @Spearra 5 років тому +13

      @@suracha8130 Dont bother. Those moral high ground types would rather be raped and killed 100 times over before they'd ever get rid of the parasites. This type of human* is known as a enabler. They cannot be reasoned with.

    • @cooperdickey5785
      @cooperdickey5785 5 років тому +3

      Comment's Rage I would have put Him in a coma and knocked his teeth out

  • @darkridrago6146
    @darkridrago6146 4 роки тому +25

    The AB baby reminded me of a girl I went to school with, the whole delivery ward was up in a panic when she was born because she was O- with and AB+ mother. Until a doctor looked up the past records for checkups for the baby and found on an ultrasound early on there were originally two baby's. She had absorbed her sibling and took both O- Gene's from her dad in the process

    • @Emobunneh
      @Emobunneh 2 роки тому +2

      👀 I didn't realize that could effect blood type

    • @konstellashon1364
      @konstellashon1364 Рік тому

      Is that called Chimera Syndrome?

  • @Elvoalven
    @Elvoalven 5 років тому +163

    Before I had a name I was nicknamed ‘The Sunshine Baby’ by the nurses on the maternity ward because I had bright red hair and yellow skin (jaundice)

    • @squig5080
      @squig5080 5 років тому +9

      HAHAHAH I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this! I'm sorry, that's horrible.

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 5 років тому +7

      I used to be a yellow baby like you.....

    • @Elvoalven
      @Elvoalven 5 років тому +12

      Blue Planet-san You’re supposed to laugh at it, it’s kind of funny 😂

    • @giantdad1661
      @giantdad1661 5 років тому +11

      @@gihrenzabi7271 but then you took an arrow to the knee.

    • @someone-xx6qz
      @someone-xx6qz 5 років тому

      If your skin is yellow doesn't that mean your kidney (or liver idk) has failed?

  • @dionjones6300
    @dionjones6300 5 років тому +199

    My Auntie also had an Albino baby (my cousin). Apparently there was a funny exchange like it

    • @qwomlee6058
      @qwomlee6058 5 років тому +11

      Albino babies are so cute. I feel bad that they’re bullied in the black community though.

    • @dionjones6300
      @dionjones6300 5 років тому +4

      In which black communit(ies)? I've never known that to be a thing

    • @qwomlee6058
      @qwomlee6058 5 років тому +7

      Dion Jones Oh. It might be different where you are? They’re less accepted in the Sudanese community here.

    • @dionjones6300
      @dionjones6300 5 років тому +16

      I'm sorry to hear that. I know traditionally Among many African communities in the motherland there are many superstitions about them. While cousin is the only Albino I know, I've seen 1 or 2 others. In California at least where I live, I'm used to people making fun of me for being dark so I've rarely ever considered that people would bully others for being at the opposite end of the spectrum

    • @qwomlee6058
      @qwomlee6058 5 років тому +3

      Dion Jones I think it’s because it’s not common and may seem a bit alien. They’re quite striking though!

  • @_emelie_
    @_emelie_ 5 років тому +97

    *"wElL tHaT's ThAt BrItTaNy"*

  • @altreon3608
    @altreon3608 5 років тому +292

    when i was born my dad thought my mom cheated cuz i was much darker than both of them lol

    • @mokezhiyu678
      @mokezhiyu678 5 років тому +36

      Hahhahha (who is going to tell them)

    • @altreon3608
      @altreon3608 5 років тому +58

      s(he) s(hit) (her)self

    • @daspotato895
      @daspotato895 5 років тому +2

      @@altreon3608Jesus

    • @idkwtcm984
      @idkwtcm984 5 років тому +1

      Altrocado I mean she deserves it

    • @mlgsans6085
      @mlgsans6085 5 років тому +8

      @@altreon3608 ssself

  • @ilivelifeso1
    @ilivelifeso1 5 років тому +37

    That last one... What a great dude

  • @SilentDecepticon
    @SilentDecepticon 4 роки тому +76

    The one with the young girl impregnated by her gym teacher: I hope the parents didn’t blame and punish her for what happened. That entire situation was on the pedo teacher, not the literal child that had no idea what was happening to her.

    • @ShadowSkyX
      @ShadowSkyX 2 роки тому

      You're assuming teenagers are incapable of trying to hit on and flirt with people older than them; some will and do. She was probably too embarrassed she willingly did it because pregnancy has a chance to not happen and she got unlucky.

    • @beegr8t
      @beegr8t 2 роки тому +2

      They obviously did because she kept repeatedly saying “sorry daddy”

    • @limey2426
      @limey2426 2 роки тому

      So you guys are saying the ADULT PEDOPHILE who had the shameless Ness to show up at the delivery, is less at fault then the 12 year old victim??

    • @limey2426
      @limey2426 2 роки тому

      Besides, what if he just straight up ra*ed her? The only reason why she'd say sorry then is because she'd feel disgusted about what happened and felt like somehow it was her fault because of people like you.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 2 роки тому

      I just wish the dad beat the fuck out of the gym teacher with the chair.

  • @andriab8517
    @andriab8517 5 років тому +57

    I couldn't imagine being a father in the delivery room only to be ready to sign the papers to see that baby clearly is not mine.

    • @adelb7897
      @adelb7897 5 років тому +30

      I think mandatory paternity testing should be a thing. This is very important for families and fathers.

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 4 роки тому +12

      @@adelb7897 It's also important to know that the woman is a cheater.

    • @priyanshsharma1744
      @priyanshsharma1744 4 роки тому +18

      @@vukkulvar9769 sadly laws are in favour of these women and men cannot do much. However if a man cheats , women ends up with his earnings and maybe half of his salary .Feels like laws are biased and does not believe in equality

    • @mrsmiley6075
      @mrsmiley6075 4 роки тому +3

      @@priyanshsharma1744 my 45 will beg to differ cant take a woman side if she got no head

    • @zenrio2977
      @zenrio2977 4 роки тому

      @@priyanshsharma1744 go to law school and understand how the law works. You’ll change your stance. But that also depends what country you live in. Conjugal settlement is meant for the support of the family, not on taking sides between the parties. If you cheated, youre considered in bad faith. Its the law’s way of punishing you for not upholding the oath you took in the marriage. You forfeit your shares upon the profits of the properties. It doesnt punish you because youre a man, even women lose custody of their children and share in the properties. Dont get disillusioned and stay properly informed

  • @katasoarusrex5357
    @katasoarusrex5357 5 років тому +77

    My friends brother had a crazy ex he’d just broken up with maybe a month before, and she calls him to tell him she’s pregnant and it’s his.
    Go through the whole pregnancy thing, he’s ecstatic, but she’s obviously using the baby as sort of leverage on him.
    Finally baby is born.
    Friends brother is Asian and Native American, girlfriend is Chinese.
    Baby comes out
    Exact same color as a chocolate bar.
    Girlfriend goes crazy and starts screaming at boyfriend like it’s his fault and abandons the baby at the hospital while he’s sleeping.
    The real dad never came forward, but it was revealed she had a coworker fuckbuddy in the side while she was dating my friend’s brother.
    He legally adopted the little girl and she has no idea about the whole fiasco, just that her dad and lots of aunts and uncles (big family) love her.

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 5 років тому +14

      Well at least that dude is responsible. If you see your friend's brother tell him that someone out there really respects him.

    • @ellaspelta7604
      @ellaspelta7604 5 років тому +3

      katasoarus rex AWWW

    • @MarkEdwardRom
      @MarkEdwardRom 5 років тому +1

      your friends bro deserves heroic recognition. Absent father? not while I'm here!

    • @drfye
      @drfye 5 років тому +1

      that is such a messed up thing to do to someone.

  • @charlierashi100
    @charlierashi100 4 роки тому +25

    My eyes instantly widened when I read “about an hour later, her phys ed teacher stopped by...”

  • @zarshadahmed8420
    @zarshadahmed8420 5 років тому +45

    "Sometimes the copier is just low on toner" i-
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @lunalyn890
    @lunalyn890 5 років тому +46

    “Even if she did cheat, there’s no way the baby could be THAT white.”

  • @pixiebubbles2628
    @pixiebubbles2628 5 років тому +10

    I came out blue cause the umbilical cord was strangling me - My mom lost a lot of blood. Both my mom & I almost died, the doctors & nurses were no help. My father & grandparents were freaking out cause the doctor told them things like, "Either your wife or your daughter", almost making them decide which of us should die in order to save the other. Thank God we both survived, & later on I gained 3 brothers. None of them had the same issue I did, thank God!
    My first brother was the heaviest out of all four of us. My second brother was born on thanksgiving & gained the nickname "Turkey Baby". And the youngest was almost born in the toilet, cause my Mom thought she had to pee.
    We still joke about it today.

  • @user-mf7eb5he6y
    @user-mf7eb5he6y 5 років тому +75

    my parents had three children, me, my younger brother, and my youngest brother. growing up we all looked different, but because he knew my mom would never cheat and he didn’t dip, he realized we were definitely his. all the weird habits or the way we stared at people, the smirks we gave, our personalities, the way our head tilted slightly when we were confused, all of our qualities mirrored our father. he doesn’t even speak of his beliefs and morals bc he’s a very “keep to himself” type of guy, but sometimes we talk about life and we would play “what would you do” and needless to say, all four of us would have similar answers and viewpoints. the only reason all three of us looked different is because we were mixed with our mom, dad, and another family member. so i resemble our paternal granny, my younger brother resembles our paternal uncle, and my youngest brother resembles our maternal uncle. the only one who looked identical to my father was the second child born, my little brother up in heaven :)

    • @kentlundhlanden2990
      @kentlundhlanden2990 5 років тому +3

      sprite of the woodlands awww that’s actually such a great text to read. Thank you.

    • @Un1234l
      @Un1234l 5 років тому +7

      I dunno. 95% of the people cheated on thought their partners "would absolutely 100% never cheat" too.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 5 років тому +1

      Un1234l stop, dude. That's unnecessary.

    • @Un1234l
      @Un1234l 5 років тому +1

      @@sakuraogami6885
      Reality is harsh, bud. Gotta accept and face the facts. No good living life ignorant and naive. Makes you weak.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 5 років тому

      Un1234l Nah, I think you're just an asshole. Let them live their damn lives. If they have doubt, they'll figure it out. You don't need to add unnecessary paranoia and anger on someone.

  • @lma9468
    @lma9468 5 років тому +74

    "A child that was obviously not the fathers"
    *SPEECH* 100
    *LOGIC* 100

  • @tankacebo9128
    @tankacebo9128 5 років тому +32

    i've been binge watching all of these for the last month... anything to do with dads. long story short, I miss my dad. these vids help me cope and remember funny times. thanks.
    so for anyone who wants to read... my dad passed away just over a month ago, and i had taken care of him for the last year and a half, and he could not hold his bowels. some of my fondest memories with this man was when he taught me how to ride a bicycle... i now own and operate the largest bicycle shop in my bumbfuck nowhere county. I'm 24. worst part was that I never knew he was my stepfather, i mean... he had a different last name, and looked nothing like me, but our demeanor and mindset and the way we interacted with people was exactly the same. i never thought much of it, he was always 'dad'. he always felt like 'dad'. my mother was a cheating abusive whore, and he would find her cheating several times a month. when i was younger he'd take me out for pizza and root beers at the local pizza joint several times a month. when i was older I found out those were the nights he found my mom cheating. (he told me this when i dated someone identical in behavior to my dear old mum.)
    Worst part is, because he never formally adopted me, my state does not recognize me as his son. (Florida, go figure.) I couldn't even get his ashes. the state eventually found out my grandma had a brother with grandkids (who are just as twacked out as my mum) who got all of the money that i had invested with my dad, i.e. $700k in stocks and bonds, his $200K vintage Porsche, both his house and my grandma's, and the estate lawyer ended up going into the house where I lived with him for the last year+ (i was in Louisiana visiting my best friend in the USAF because i have only him as a friend and i needed a bro, for a weekend) and took more of my shit than his. they took all of my tools, (some i needed to work the bike shop) my old harley, (58 panhead, i had kept the title in the filing cabinet with his titles, I guess the lawyer did not even bother to check names) a couple of heirloom jap swords that my grandfather brought back from WWII, and a few other bits and bobs like my dad's diplomas. the bloody tweakers got everything. even my shit. I can't afford a lawyer, because i was effectively homeless after that, and i've been sleeping in the back of my bike shop, the nights I can't bother to afford a motel. i'm super depressed and this shit is so fucked. i know i've rambled through this, thanks all for reading. i guess these vids just help me remember funny times with my dad.

    • @X1erra
      @X1erra 4 роки тому +5

      I'm really sorry to hear this... This is just so messed up. Were you informed in any way about your things being taken away? What happened to your dad afterwards and how are you doing?

    • @dodgedemonsrtx
      @dodgedemonsrtx 4 роки тому

      Can u update ?

    • @tankacebo9128
      @tankacebo9128 4 роки тому +3

      @@dodgedemonsrtx I gave up. I moved on. I found work as a commercial fisherman. my last outing, I fell off the boat in 100% weather. treading water for just over 20 minutes, but that night I had a dream that my dad came to me and told me to go find my biodad. well... I came in a week later, sold everything I owned, and hopped on my motorcycle and went from florida to california to look for him at an address and info my mother had. I met his brother on a fluke, and he informed me he lived in Cedar Rapids, IA. I currently am sitting next to my biodad, who is... not what I expected. i'm still sorting out my mental state, and I sat down and had to cry at work today because a song came on the radio that reminded me of my stepdad... the country song about the stepdad called 'my boy' or something. really got to me. anyway.. a little bit of a happy ending. my biodad is... well he's not like me, at all.... then he does things that really frustrate me because they were things I used to do. and he's a hardcore video gamer... where I like hunting and fishing and working on cars etc...

  • @l0vbugz
    @l0vbugz 5 років тому +72

    Sometimes if the baby doesn’t look exactly like the parents he or she might take after their grandparents or other relatives.

    • @icantstopsparkling7450
      @icantstopsparkling7450 5 років тому

      I like your profile pic!

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 років тому +1

      I lucked out to resemble my Gram; she's one of the most beautiful women in the world, to me, so It's one of the few things that keep my self esteem from being entirely shit...

    • @SteelPanda220
      @SteelPanda220 3 роки тому

      True, people often forget about grandparents. Genes can skip generations.

  • @johnathanbredenkamp9875
    @johnathanbredenkamp9875 5 років тому +55

    Feeling sorry for the poor souls who could not discover the treachery on account of being the same race as the mother

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix 4 роки тому +10

      That's why you don't sign anything until you get a paternity test. Even if it looks like you. Even if everyone tells you it looks like you. Even if you're "100%" sure it's yours. Don't sign anything til you get atleast a preliminary OTC test. I've seen courts COERCE non-biological parents to pay support just because their name was on the birth cert.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +1

      @@maxdecphoenix I’ve taken this policy to heart, soul, and mind

  • @randomninja83
    @randomninja83 4 роки тому +11

    This almost reminded me of the situation where I found out that the baby that I had fathered for three months wasn't mine. I was devastated and heartbroken...

  • @spaceman6094
    @spaceman6094 5 років тому +513

    Not one story about a man getting pregnant with someone else's baby.something is wrong with my social construct button.

    • @Smile-wd6rz
      @Smile-wd6rz 5 років тому +21

      wait, that's illegal...

    • @tibbygaycat
      @tibbygaycat 5 років тому +11

      Sex=\=gender. Plus intersex people exist.

    • @caviaporcellus7253
      @caviaporcellus7253 5 років тому +25

      Erik Tiber intersex people are always easily identifiable as to what gender they actually are.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 5 років тому +16

      In Mpreg/Omegaverse universe, this is a real problem.

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 5 років тому +13

      @@tibbygaycat intersex are the only ones who get to say "not male or female" and they're already extremely rare

  • @groque1654
    @groque1654 5 років тому +46

    2:22 we all knew where this was going

    • @CaliburovX4
      @CaliburovX4 5 років тому +7

      GMLR 16 Yep. Broke my heart. Not only for the girl, but imagine the boyfriend having to come to grips with the reality that someone he loved was taken advantage of (or not, but I’ll give the girl the benefit of the doubt in this case) by someone who he may have genuinely trusted and liked. It’s fucked up.

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 5 років тому +61

    if i was her father when the gym teacher showed up i'd make sure he left in a hundred goddamned pieces

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 4 роки тому +4

      in some nations you could even get off scott free. in america there is a concept known as jury nullification for this reason.

    • @comradep8519
      @comradep8519 4 роки тому +1

      @@bezretmet yeah i know, jury nullification is great

  • @ellieboudreaux622
    @ellieboudreaux622 5 років тому +21

    When he said “Hey hey daddio” that rly hit me😔

  • @MrCubFan415
    @MrCubFan415 5 років тому +103

    6:08 It’s people like that aunt who give Christians a bad name

    • @BetaJackMaxis
      @BetaJackMaxis 4 роки тому +13

      People like that are to Christianity as the Pharisees were to the Jews.

    • @eopujvrswg
      @eopujvrswg 4 роки тому +3

      well... being led by nonces probably doesn't help your case much.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому +1

      Christians give christians a bad name. At least in the US, ones like the aunt are the status quo.

    • @tonytopic2483
      @tonytopic2483 3 роки тому

      @@WobblesandBean in croatia we r very religius country but also we r crazy sinners for example
      1. Our most common swear is
      I fuck ur god/fuck god/fuck jesus and that is said atleast 10 times in a day by everyone who is older then 10yo
      2. We drink waaaaaaay too much
      3. We smoke too much etc etc
      So we kinda understand that people r sinners and that god is there to forgive those who have sinned not to punish them
      Some examples( that cheating wife who was bout to get stoned bcuz of cheating
      He forgive judas for betraying him
      He forgave peter for denieing him 3 times etc)
      Btw this is coming from 18yo who loves to dive into any topic avaiable and learn the most I can posibbly can

  • @dabunnyrabbit2620
    @dabunnyrabbit2620 5 років тому +68

    "steves lunch box"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😆😃😁☺🙂😐😒😟😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @BlackDiamond2718
    @BlackDiamond2718 4 роки тому +4

    Man the parents that decide to raise and love kids that are theirs are so amazing.

  • @UkraineJames2000
    @UkraineJames2000 5 років тому +35

    Let me try on those nightmare-vision goggles.
    Everything looks the same...

  • @Dashin15
    @Dashin15 3 роки тому +6

    That second story reminded me of one of my teachers from high school. He and his wife (both very white) had a baby girl. Their daughter was born black, but has features exactly like her parents. There was a LOT of confusion right away but it turns out of one the wife's grandparents was black (she was adopted, so she never knew till she did some digging). Their daughter happened to have that gene expressed so she had dark skin. Genetics are so neat!

  • @landyncarson7334
    @landyncarson7334 5 років тому +36

    video topics: 😞
    background music: 🥳

  • @stephaniemarie2074
    @stephaniemarie2074 4 роки тому +12

    Alot of good daddies in these stories, just goes to show. Blood doesnt always make family

  • @martinaandersson
    @martinaandersson 5 років тому +40

    "Sometimes the copier is just low on toner"

  • @ConFall
    @ConFall 5 років тому +20

    You're not the Father
    Father : nothing*
    Doctor : Default dancing*

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 5 років тому +208

    My fellow men out there, this is why you own your own house one day, own your car, sign a prenup and DONT co sign a thing. If you get cheated on or she gets bored...you lose nothing.
    Looking out for you bros 💙

    • @gerble36
      @gerble36 5 років тому +42

      Prenups are not iron clad. If your partner decided to actually fight it, chances are good it will get chopped up into itty bitty pieces in court. Depends on differing factors, length of the marriage , what exactly the terms covered in the prenup etc.

    • @Kjca_1998
      @Kjca_1998 5 років тому +26

      @@gerble36
      Id rather go to prison than pay anything 😂 no one is going tobe leeching off of me.

    • @weevilwizarddotmusic9711
      @weevilwizarddotmusic9711 5 років тому +15

      same for women! it's gonna suck if it was actually joe who took the kids

    • @rexruther4864
      @rexruther4864 5 років тому +12

      Bros before hoes

    • @alucard3689
      @alucard3689 5 років тому +1

      Kinda thanks!? Read the comment below

  • @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813
    @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813 5 років тому +45

    10:43 "code yellow in labor room"
    Me: whips out phone and follows the large Male nurses

  • @lily-nt8ih
    @lily-nt8ih 5 років тому +54

    video: albino
    text to speech: *ALBEANO*

    • @ahsian3383
      @ahsian3383 4 роки тому +1

      Well how are you going to pronounce it then

    • @ahsian3383
      @ahsian3383 4 роки тому

      @Ethan Wilde oh okay, thank you

    • @ahsian3383
      @ahsian3383 4 роки тому +1

      @Ethan Wilde it's just that we pronounce it as albeano where I live

  • @terryenby2304
    @terryenby2304 4 роки тому +18

    I never understood why people cheat. It’s so disrespectful and cruel, especially when there is then a chance of a child being involved.
    Thankfully both my kids look so much like my husband there is no doubt who’s they could be!! But I would happily let them be DNA tested a hundred times, because I know I wasn’t near anyone else for months and months before I started dating my husband, and with our second it was nearly a decade!
    There is no shame in consensual polyam relationships, but I’m yet to read a story about those people having children... Although I do love the idea of a sister wife to be friends with and share some of the burdens of child rearing etc. It would only work if my husband wanted that too.

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 4 роки тому

      because sometimes you mean someone hotter than your partner, and you can't keep it in your pants.

  • @ohia_lehua
    @ohia_lehua 5 років тому +17

    I come from a very mixed family so it's always a huge toss up to what the baby will come out looking like. I was born looking like a full blown Chinese baby. After a few years the Hawaiian genes kicked in and my hair became thick, long, and curly. I have no physical trace of Asian left and now no one believes my baby pictures are actually me 😂😂

  • @orinbrim
    @orinbrim 5 років тому +25

    I was born dark. VERY dark. My grandma thought my mom cheated and was pissed af

  • @jonathanschaffer2594
    @jonathanschaffer2594 5 років тому +13

    5:31 I can just imagine him walking through his front door all like, “Hey honey, guess what I FOUND OUT today?”

  • @schrokittyschrokatzerl1050
    @schrokittyschrokatzerl1050 5 років тому +39

    If it doesnt look like its yours
    DONT sign the birth certificate
    Leave and divorce

    • @marblepie5104
      @marblepie5104 5 років тому +1

      While that may be true, there's still genetics to take into consideration. :pp Maybe your parent looked like that when they were born? lol

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 4 роки тому +4

      In my country the birth certificate is signed for you and you have no choice in the matter unless an other man come dispute the claim.
      Men have no rights in my country when it come to paternity. DNA test are outlawed unless mandated by a judge.

    • @danielac.1277
      @danielac.1277 4 роки тому +2

      @@vukkulvar9769 wow i didnt know that. it seems very unfair to the man in my opinion!

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix 4 роки тому +1

      i would say don't sign til a paternity test shows it's yours. Even if it looks like you. Even if everyone tells you it looks like you. Even if you're "100%" sure it's yours.
      And even then, those DNA companies have admitted lying about genetic history before.

  • @MikaDR
    @MikaDR 5 років тому +8

    That las one made my heart break. Poor guy deserves someone better

  • @mitchellw6811
    @mitchellw6811 5 років тому +46

    Ugh, these AI voices
    AI: Army hospital _featuring Lewis_
    Me: I'm sorry, was that the original version of the song or one of the remixes?