Doctors Share Most Awkward Experiences Dealing With The Opposite Gender (r/AskReddit)
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- AskReddit Doctors of reddit, what is your most awkward experience when dealing with members of the opposite gender?
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The first one be like “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
Little confused but you got the spirit
@@Cxnnietinuity nah he got it right because in the 2nd half it was smooth sailing
@@tidoo3123 Nono, he made a spelling error before he made a edit to his comment.
Inner Peace that’s why he’s a professional and you’re an asshole who thinks that’s arguable
@Inner Peace just so you know, all words are made up
i died laughing at the thought of a very old asian doctor telling me "i'm gonna feel up yo balls" in a very thick asian accent
SAME HERE LOL
*feer*
If i uad an Asian docter and i was getting a physical.. ngl id laugh my ass of if they said thatand im in the army.. going thro meps for the first time when your young is akward as fuck... after that and going thro basic you dont care anymore.. and the akwardness fades away lol. I mean come on both male and females had to get there asshole looked at briefly both sexes had a male doctor doing it just saying. But i will admit you get ust to it no harm done and quen you know its really for medical reasons and theres really nothing weord about it you dont care anymore.. its only weird if you or the doctor make it weird.
I'm mainly just wondering what that post had to do with the "opposite gender" subject.
Yeah, I'm super fun at parties, I know.
Um... asian accent?
"Weird, you don't have a gag reflex." Poor dude.
She can take it deep
Lucky boyfriend
I don't have a gag reflex either as a boy 👀
Game Guardian GM is that so? *grabs game guardian for a hard test*
@@davianthule2035 😂
Kid: "Mom! I get dizzy when i stand up too fast!"
Mom: *B A L L C A N C E R*
Lol 😂
@@NAMEREDACTED-lg4bw 日本人ですか
@@missierek9474 nipon hito de su ka?
HELP I LITERALLY DIED
@@Somerandomsnickersbar condolences
“okay, im coming inside you now”
“no thanks, i already have 3 children”
*_w h e e z e_*
*w e e d*
@@WeeGail6 *e a t e r*
@@1millionsubswithonly2video39 *g* *a* *s* *p*
@@cliffordbenenati7373 *w h a t*
@@zephyrzephyr5909 *w* *h* *y* *a* *r* *e* *w* *e* *s* *t* *u* *c* *k* *t* *y* *p* *i* *n* *g* *l* *i* *k* *e* *t* *h* *i* *s*
“I get dizzy standing up fast.”
“Sounds like it’s your testicles.”
Codename lmao right? i would think your first thought would be “hm, we should do some blood tests or a heart monitor”...
@@miranda0298 no, balls first, always balls first.
If you stand fast and get dizzy, dont do it
Codename XD LMAO YESSS
I swear doctors guess or just lie for treatments. It's most likely an iron deficiency and I'm no doctor
Hymen rupture is not a sign of virginity loss. You can literally break it just doing yoga or riding a bike on a rough road.
cough cough t.i.
Unnamed Visitor I heard that some people are just straight up born without a hymen entirely
Disaster_Rae yeah that can happen too
Unnamed Visitor would that still hurt
elect exactly
The proving the virginity one really bothered me. I feel so bad for those women.
if they are honest even if they dont have an hymen theyll get married. What that doctor is doing, which is lying, probably caused marriages to end
Btw this doesn’t apply to all Saudi women, it’s a pretty fucked up cultural thing that some still practice but most don’t do that. I nearly threw up hearing that. There’s really no way knowing if someone’s a virgin, just take their word for it, I guess🤷🏾♀️
@@user-rd5nc1nb9f How would they ever know?
It's LITERALLY impossible to know whether someone is a virgin or not through medical exams.
Although I'm glad they'll still get married
@@user-rd5nc1nb9f nah as the person said it is easy to just make up an excuse later and there would be no way to disprove it.
@@ReptillianStrike they ll get married based on a lie. A very important one at that.
I went to my family doctor last week. And outside the door was a sign that read "No carpet eating, please"
*What the hell happened there?*
I just choked on my own saliva when I read your comment.
i am w h e e z i n g
Lots of lesbians go there
Imagine walking into that place and just seeing some bitch eating the carpet while people tryna pull him back and get him to stop. And why TF a sign? Nobody puts up a sign after the first instance....
tinoy thomas I-😂😂😂
The intersex one actually sounds like a pretty traumatic way to find that out like damn...
Ya, theyre trying to make it illegal to preform those surgeries on infants and let them decide what they want to do with their own genitals when they get older
I think they have succeeded in a couple places
Tavros Nitram how is that a bad thing
@@xxdelta1690 how is what a bad thing? Forcing surgery on a child before they understand whats going on?
Tavros Nitram i said how is it a bad thing to make that illegal
@@xxdelta1690 they are trying to make preforming unneeded surgeries on infants and children who dont undestand whats going on illegal
That way if they want to leave themselves as is, they can, if they want to have a surgery when they get older, they can
“No thanks, I already have 3 children.”
I’m dying
Sorry to hear that you are diying get well soon
Lance Weddle we should start a go fund me so he isn’t dying all the time
"Ded" "is not big soup rice"
Noskal Borg what????????
@@nex_neo_jr9724 a TF2 quote by the Russian character "The Heavy"
What is being said: "you are DEAD! Is not big surprise"
How it sounds: "you are DED! Is not big soup rice."
I said it because he died laughing.
Imagine the "i'm going to feel up your balls" bit and later a doctor comes by and says "sorry i'm late, ready for the examination?" and you go "I already did it with the other doctor" and he goes "there isn't another doctor tho..."
No... just... no...
The likes are at 69...
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭💀
HahahahaahhahahahahahahaH
"...Anyway, that's how I lost my medical licence."
"Oh don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!" *Whispers* "No Zey don't!"
ah the classic tf2 reference.. ;(((((((
you made my day way better now. thank you a lot tf2 fan
Kill me.
@@kilikus822 later
There's something lonely about listening to a computer voice before I go to bed
maxIImIIzed fuck, doing the same thing now hahahaha
Omg me too
Wow...this, punched me in the face, like...damn.
Shit, i was thinking the same thing. Well i guess were not alone then haha
Bruh 😔
“Mom! When I get up too fast I get dizzy.”
Mom: *Its probably that damn phone*
i was looking for this one
Doctor was like it's probably your damn balls.
That happens to everyone though
But it is though 😭
*Computer / But still yes- *I AgReE WiTh ThAT-*
I got one for you that fits in this thread real well. A couple years ago I went to a doctor and they had to draw blood. Sent me to the lab. A very very attractive young lady who was new to drawing blood put the tourniquet on, and attempted to find a vein. She was having a terrible time striking blood. Trying over and over. She eventually got into a position where my fist was between her legs. And I don't mean a little. I was literally right in the baby maker. She finally got a good vein, and attached the vial. And then told me to open my fist. Being aware of where my hand was, I said are you sure? She said yes, and I did. Instantly she realized where my hand was and gasped. To her credit, she kept a straight face, didn't move an inch. And finished the blood draw. Afterwards I said I feel like I should take you out to dinner now or something. She blushed hard and left the room. A month later I came back to the same doctor for another Blood draw. A follow-up. It was the same technician. She walked in the room and immediately recognized me. When she told me to make a fist, I said okay, but should I ask you out to dinner before or after this time. She immediately broke into hard laughter. This caused me to laugh. The two of us quite literally stood there face to face laughing for a good three or four minutes and she was unable to continue. Had to have another lab technician come in and finish. Never seen her again, but it always makes for a good story :-)
omg the best of the vid
The guy who lies for the girls on their virginity tests could literally be saving their lives. Bless him.
Charlotte Russell Knowing that made my day
Really weird that they still do stupid virginity tests considering they aren’t accurate
@@MacyPooh196 That's how it is, especially in that part of the world.
Elenore Friedsberg-Luft but stupid nonetheless.
how?
LMAOOO
in his asian accent
“I’m gonna feel up yo balls.”
I CANT XDD
Well if you cant leave it to me *I m g u n n a f e e l u p y o u r b a l l s*
xKITTYtmx but what time doe
LMFAOOO IKR
An asian accent doesn't exist you fuckwit. There are multiple accents in Asia.
@@signity5540 r/woooosh
Why is nobody talking about the girl who asked her examiner on a date and disappeared after she got rejected, holy crap that story hit me in the feels lmao
😭😭
Because another doctor said "im gonna feel up yo balls"
Allecram Tdimhcs samee I felt bad for her
Because i fucking can allecram, you got a problem?
im just here thinking that story has got to be fake. aren't there laws in place against doctors dating their patients? i dont get how a med student, out of all people, would just think of asking her examiner out... dont get that at all, man
The Asian doctor be like I gotta be cool. “I like yo cut g” smacks balls*
*Screams in pain*
@@LioncatDevStudio *moans*
@@meowify69420 *has a seizure*
@meow ify that would probably be my reaction lol
@@codyboi0668 *cums*
"and then he felt my spine from the front" what ._.
How tf does it make sense to be honest?
@j underrated comment
I think the doctor was standing in front of the patient and kinda hugged the patient to touch the spine? 🤔
LOL
@@jagodak.6867, it might be just that. But you have to agree... that sentence was badly phrased. When I heard that I had some Mortal Kombat visions and shit.
There isn't really a way to tell if someone's a virgin or not. You kinda have to just take their word for it, Saudi needs to chill.
Saudi Arabia needing to chill is the understatement of the century.
The only way they'll chill is if... I don't even know if they can chill. Nvm
Kinda hard to chill in a dessert country
@@thomasjensen9976 Lmao
Still the worst country in the world
And bam:
*PENUS*
Ever booming i knew something was off it just took a while to work out what
Ever booming LMAO
scooter I AM that guy
someone You are a penis?
@@blimbo1312 lol it was a joke
Doctor: 'm gonna feel up ya balls
Me: *Moans*
Doctor: What..
Me: What..
Holy- 😳✋
F
Did that actually happen 🤣
interesting...
😳
Socks
😂
Oh i expectet some *IM GONNA FEEL UP YO BALLS*
Google: it's impossible tagt he survived the ved tagt
I do have the same problem.
_wait a second_
*_oh NO_*
It's that damn phone
*Stands up to fast and gets dizzy*
Doctor: *Lemme check for TESTICULAR CANCER*
is your doctor named Dr.Google perhaps?
This is comment is underrated!
@@deffie1578 Story of my life.
Sadddd XD
Obamathanosgoku -Obamanosoku the final memélord nah it’s Dr.Web MD
@@I.M.N.L No no no, you see Dr. Google's favorite nurse is named Ms. Webb M. D.
Respect the dude who gave out the virginity verification to everyone that's just messed up and the arranged marriage BLEH
@@ruiira That's the problem. It's fucked up. It shouldn't happen. But you know, communist owned china and all.
@@lilsyrupshawty that virginity test is from middle East tho? East Asia culture has their own set of toxicity, but virginity test is not one of them.
haey io most there get married virgin as well regardless of religion.
@@haeyio1967 Nope. It’s an East and West Asian problem. Again, most Western countries like East Asia so it’s not brought up as much.
@@ruiira as someone from India never heard of a virginity test and none of my family ever cared for the "purity" so don't go around generalizing a huge amount of people
Girl: has to get nude
Docter: *So anyways I started examining*
@@svmwasthesheet1971 have you seen statues and paintings if them
.. Yes that is how it works.. smh
@@svmwasthesheet1971 no
The Saudi Arabia story was disturbing, it pissed me off even listening to that shit. Makes me feel really bad for the girls living there.
Actually, I am a Saudi Arabian girl and I can confirm to you that not every family/legal guardian is like that, these people do irrelevant stuff in the name of "religion" and "traditions", however it is mostly frowned upon to do such exams for they are found stupid and inhumane, our parents trust and we live a good rightful life, I personally would never allow myself to be put in such situation where my integrity is defined by the results of some virginty test.
@@-hmm6214 Well, it's not about it being literally every single family. It's the majority or at least a significant portion. You can put religion and traditions in quotation marks, but that's what it is. That's what the culture is, and it's stupid. The current culture is a logical consequence of the writings they base their culture and even laws on.
The western world was pretty similar under Christianity, but the Muslim countries need their own enlightenment to put their outdated beliefs behind them.
@@trafalgarlaw8373 Let me clarify, it is not the majority but it is a significant portion (that we still fight to change), just like you said, but let me remind you that Saudi Arabia is an Islamic country, it is not just any country. It is a country based on the Islamic religion so it would make sense for us to use it as our approach and base our laws off of it, but our culture is not based on Islam if anything, it is the exact opposite of it, if you read about our history you would know that the traditions that we are addressing are based off of wrong beliefs that our ancestors have built off of wrong sayings about our religion, there was a time long before the royal family ruled Saudi Arabia where people had such wrong beliefs that affected our culture in the name of Islam, when it was really against the Islamic principles and a group of Sheikhs went around the kingdom to spread the right approach of Islam, they have succeeded to fix the majority, but there were still people who went against it and continued with their wrong principles and that is what made the Islamic culture in the eyes of many people who know nothing of it. I am not going to lie to admit that we are still behind on a couple of things but if you actually see what is happening in our country currently, you would know that we are willing and starting to change the wrong ideas and faults that our ancestors have made, trust me on that.
I know right! It was so disgusting to read. My mother's family is from Saudi Arabia and my mother was forced into a marriage like that when she was 15 to a guy almost double her age and it's so heartbreaking to watch. God damn those families to hell - they are awful.
@@KBY-og6ht Of course not! I've never said that..that would be horrible.
Kid: nervous and scared.
Doctor: hmm he’s a teen maybe this will work.
Also doctor: *I’m gunna feel up yo balls.*
First I'd laugh my ass off and then I would run lmao
@@SonofNaoya true
W h e e z e
Laugh and run, boys, laugh and run.
Laugh n run
50% comments
"im gunna feel up yo balls"
and for good reason too, wtf was doc thinking??
Probably trying to act cool around a teenager ._.
_heyy heyy heeeeyyyyy imma just.. feel up yoaaa baaallllssss_
B A L L S
that moment when reading comments before fully watching the video
i wouldve bern like "THAT IS NOT HELPING!"
“I’m gonna feel up your balls” has me laughing way more than I should 💀
to all health professional out there. DO NOT try to "talk teenager" we will all feel more comfortable if you keep things professional. Id much rather feel as though a doctor is examining my balls and not my stoner friend thank you
Edit: I'm uncomfortable
I'm gunna feel up ya bolls
Dude i was on an exam with the gynecologist and he said to me honey....like are u my father xd or my boi no.....it made me so akward for the rest of the visit i prefer when someone stays a pro
I'm gonna feel up yo balls.
I'm gonna feel up yo balls
I'm gonna feel up ya balls
The doctor that brought 5 students in and revealed the woman was born intersex should not be practicing. Never assume the patient knows anything about their body at a medical level
Travis O'Brien that one made me really uncomfortable. Communication and care for the patient really needed to be higher instead of this person is weird, come check it out. If the patient consents, cool, but make sure they are aware of their conditions and consenting.
I was totally mortified on their behalf. That was fucked up.
@Carley Crump I'm a nurse(LPN) and I can tell you, that it is obligatory for medical professionals to be honest about a patient's medical history, even if a patient weren't aware of a certain condition before. If the doctor wasn't sure that she knew about being intersex then he should've asked "are you aware... Blah blah blah" or set up a different appointment to discuss the situation with his pAtient. The only time it would be even *slightly* okay for the doctor to keep this from his patient was if she was under age and her parents told the doctor before hand not to discuss this with her. There's no excuse, he also should've specified that he was going to reveal some personal information to the students.
@@emjayrage7373 What you say is definitely better but imo people who are underaged should still be required to know anything about their own bodies, it's really fucked to me that something about yourself could be hidden like that
@@Izlandzadi14 have you ever asked your doctor if you were born intersex? Just to be sure.
Not a doctor, but a story from my perspective: About two years ago I hit my head quite severly which led to a broken cranium and a cerebral hemorrhage. I was about one month in the hospital, and I got a room for my self. I was taken most care of by this one nurse. Amazingly beautiful, and in her early twenties, like myself. She helped me out so much that I sort of got feelings for her, but I didn't dare to say anything when I was coming closer to being moved into rehab as I felt it could be uncomfortable for her. The last day I got to take my first shower, and I had been off the morphine for about two days, so I felt a lot fresher. As I'm packing my stuff to leave she comes in and say "Wow, you look really handsome now that you've recovered a bit". I'm still not thinking straight at this point so all I said was "Yeah, I sure hope so". Dumbass that I was/am. Still think I should've at least gotten her flowers and a thank you for all she did for me.
If its meant to be you'll meet her again we always get second chances without realising
Awe now I’m invested in this maybe love story😭 I hope you meet her again🥰
Hi bro. Please update us, it's been 2 years, have you asked the hospital for her?
@@RobMedellin fr 😂
what happen dawg
It cracked me up when The Asian guy literally spoke in "teenager"🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I M G O N N A F E E L U P Y O B A L L S
Edit: I’m disappointed that this is my most liked comment, but thank you internet i guess.
Atomic Toothpaste hahaha😆😆
I always just happen to read comments pertaining to particular parts of the video as I get to that particular part
Atomic Toothpaste please do
8(
BAHAHAHAHA
“No thanks I already have 3 children” 😂😂😂
........only 3.......I have 12 in the basement
@@Bob-dr3sv Times that by three, and that’s how much I have
@@Bob-yn9cc Times THAT by 3, that's how much I have
@@lovidasmith oh Jesus❄︎⍓︎◻︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ⧫︎♏︎⌧︎⧫︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎📬︎ 🕆︎⬧︎♏︎ ✌︎☹︎☹︎ 👍︎✌︎🏱︎💧︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ 🕈︎
@@lovidasmith respect
As a nursing student (male), I was putting on a wrap around pad on an elderly lady (103 years old). I was about to thread the padding between her legs when I said "Okay, just coming between your legs." Quick as a whip, old Ethel snaps back "Great, but make sure you clean up the mess afterwards." Simultaneously the most embarrassing and hilarious moment of my nursing career so far.
She likes you 😂😂
As guys, we'd all like to think we'd be relaxed and flaccid for an exam.. Yet without fail, it shrivels up like a retracting turtle head
Cuz it's always cold in the doctor's office
It’s cold and I’m using 99% to keep it soft just in case and the other 1% for my organs to function
The doctor that brought in a group of people without telling the patient about the important details really screwed up, patient should have sued him. What he did wasnt right.
I had to pause so I could think about what I just heard, put myself in her position and was frozen. Wouldn't you do the normal question expecting the patient to know, but just in case? And being treated like a pure meat bag must've been humiliating.
@@unoqueen_ I don't drink, but after that I would.
@@fluG4M3 and just imagine. The parents were probably trying not to tell her so she could live a normal life
@@zellsensei980 well, she probably would have found out eventually.
@@zellsensei980 and in a lot of cases like hers where the parents pick a gender in the beginning for the child, the kid growing up can feel like they just don’t belong as their gender. It can be traumatic when they realize they only had to live their life as the wrong gender because their parents picked it out. This woman seemed to not be affected but man,,, people should let their intersex children grow up and choose to stay the same or choose surgery for one or the other.
I don’t have a gag reflex it’s funny as hell when the doctor realizes and get red, I just don’t have one I don’t do anything weird
It's not a problem _per se_ but the reflex does have some purpose in most animals. The first I can think of is related to emesis.
Lol
Lmao I don’t either I love freaking people out with it
Like I can drink water without swallowing
It’s so funny they hate seeing it 😂
@@msepiphqny, it is a bit bizarre indeed. But I've never seen someone without gag reflex in person.
@@Svraoa There are ways you can like delay a gag reflex as well, I’ve seen people squeeze their thumbs so you can try and trick people that you don’t have one :D
That skeleton in the thumbnail is like, grr. I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my thigh bones keeps alerting the biology teacher!
Eugene H. Krabs It his had me laughing. Thanks dude.
Nooo I’m dead
i saw this but on an Anne Frank meme
R/cursedcomments
@@rexosuitmk2577 your welcome
"I get dizzy standing up fast"
"I'm gunna feel up ya balls
one thing naturally led to another
While undergoing a prostate exam my doctor said “your thyroid is slightly in larger. She back tracked when I asked her “you can reach my thyroid from there?”
🤭🤭
Had a co worker go get his thyroid checked one time and our lead asked him how the doc visit went and he called his thyroids his ovaries and I died.
@@ragnarokpxn5196 🤣🤣🤣
Asking if “a” student can come in and practice is one thing, but trooping in five men and women is totally unacceptable.
Edit: holy shitballs! Then makes such a revelation without checking with the patient first!!
Yeah, honestly, thats sick
Especially since they touch her. Like honestly I would feel assaulted having 5 strangers putting their fingers inside without permission
Fr. That made me mad as hell.
@@mgtccnl
This part made me angry, maybe (and I hope) OP just forgot to menton it, but this is not ok to make everyone touch without asking first.
200th like
why does everyone on reddit have the exact same grammar and sentence structure.. it kinda feels like the same person is writing every response.
We trolls all think alike
Forreal i noticed that too it's kinda weird.
Cause this is all fake
it's called English and education.
Wouldn't be surprised if some of these were fake
“I’m coming inside you now”
“Sorry, I already have 3 children”
She must’ve been thinking to herself “wtf?”
"ye I figured it out"
AHAHAHA I was dying
“That is weird, you do not have a gag reflex” buddy probably could’ve gotten some neck...
Naruto i sadly still don’t get the joke
@@hereticslayer7612
You will when you're older
Un1234l well i did understand the joke,but it wasn’t funny to begin with
@@hereticslayer7612 yeah it is
Naruto I sadly still don't get the joke
50% im gonna feel up yo bowls
50% other funny stories
Johny Corporations well you just managed to turn the first part into a completely different awkward experience
Sixty9Cuda lol pretty much
bowels*
no one's ever going to feel up my bowls. they're all mine, in the kitchen closet!
"When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again! Hahahaha...anyway that's how i lost my medical licence."
Damn I just knew that one with the flirty girl would end with “She’s been my wife for ___ years” but nope instead it was “I politely declined and never saw her again”
Feelsbadman
Bebop Papadopoulos exactly! That would have been one hell of a ‘how I met your mother’ story
😂
Stay classy man. 👌
This happened to me about two years ago. I had gone in to see my doctor, and mentioned to him that I had a mole under one of my breasts that I was worried about, and what I found out was a third nipple under my other breast. He offered to remove them for me, as I wasn't too keen on the idea of having a third nipple at the time, and wanted to be safe rather than sorry in case my mole could have turned out to be cancerous. So I went in about a week later to the hospital, and was brought by him to a room, laid down on a bed and such. Sterilized the area, numbed it, ect. Then, when hes got all of the stuff he needs to remove them together while we were waiting for the areas to become numb, he comes over, (i guess he noticed that I was a bit nervous) ready to start, holding a god damn scalpel in his hand, and he looks at me, smiles, makes his hands start shaking and goes "oh, im a bit nervous too. My hands are shaking!". Like dude, youve been my doctor since i was a kid, and i trust you, but that did NOT help with how nervous I was. It was the first time that i had anything even close to a surgery done on me. I legit wanted to just curl up in a hole and die.
Still though, im sad cause he's retiring soon. Gonna miss him.
ok the transgender one with the doctor feeling bad got to me. He shouldn’t feel bad at all seriously. he literally did nothing wrong
peach x scone yeah I know I was thinking the exact same thing. It’s the patient’s fault (not tryin to judge him)
Yeah "I forgot to tell you I'm transexual"
lol
WHat?
@@audrey_447 not trying to judge the doc? yeah. she was beaten up and than this exam, I would be off my mind too. so easy to forget such thing that is no biggie to yourself. (Also happened to me when i got once into emergency)
yeah, except for hotgluing a bratwurst on its waist
"Im gonna feel up yo ballz"
*It was super effective!*
Viewer is now disturbed
*sllɐq oʎ dn lǝǝɟ ɐuuoƃ ɯᴉ*
Gaaay
MLGsniper7 wot?-
I read that without turning my head
I flipped my phone
Rainbow Cookie me too-
6:22 that's gotta be some sort of legal violation. I don't see how it is ok for a doctor to inform a patient of something like this by telling several students as if she doesn't even exist in that room. I sure as hell would never willingly go to a doctor with that small of a heart for their patients.
It's likely that the doctor assumed the patient already knew. Generally lots of parents tell their kids about surgeries they had when younger
I’m assuming the doc thought that she knew. Why wouldn’t she?
@@Prodigi50 Well, it's nice to check upfront no? Only takes a question.
@S C well, I hope everyone in this profession that thinks like that will get in trouble at some point. That is not okay at all.
If a rare case presents itself a lot of times doctors will bring in their students or other professionals, but usually students because it’s a learning opportunity. His real mistake was being vague about how many students he was bringing in and why. They have to be upfront about those things, but yeah, things like that do happen.
For the doctor who felt like they reminded the transgender man that he "used to be a woman" and felt bad for it: I'm ftm myself and nobody should feel bad about that, because it happens every day to us (or maybe it's just me.). We usually remind ourselves/ our dysphoria does.
Okay, genuine question : why surgery? Why not рsychiatry? Seems like you pay a lot of money to get sliced up without dealing with the actual problem. I mean do FtMs even have working dicks at least? Not even to mention that chromosomes and DNA stay the same. And then there is a matter of perspective, the experience of living as one of two genders.
@@steelbear2063 huh? the 'actual problem' is that their body doesn't match their gender. you can't condition yourself to change gender. i'm guessing you're a guy? do you think you could be conditioned to be a girl? that's the same feeling a trans guy would feel.
@@steelbear2063 this is an old comment but hopefully I can help. For your question of why surgery instead of therapy: We don't all get surgery but for those of us that do it helps. Saying it gets us "sliced up without dealing with the actual problem" is a misleading and wrong way of looking at it. Its just surgery, you don't say getting all sliced up for any other surgery. And it does deal with the actual problem, which in this case that the patient doesnt feel comfortable with their body due to dysphoria so they get that fixed. Transitioning socially and medically have both been proven to be effective while conversion therapy has been proven to increase suicide rates. It was an uphill battle to get trans acceptance in medical fields, if conversion therapy were effective and transitioning wasn't, we never would have gotten to the consensus by the APA, WHO, and WPATH and most countries that we should transition instead of conversion therapy. Now that being said, lots of trans people do get therapy, but its not to undo their transness, its to help sort and process emotions and those psychiatrists will help the trans person accept themself. Bottom surgery has pretty decent results so there are trans men with working dicks as you are wondering, they are sterile right now but thats not a huge concern. There really is no need to mention chromosomes and DNA because they dont matter, for all you know your mother could have XY chromosomes but became female due to an androgen insensitivity. Would that change anything about her or her life? no, because you can't see chromosomes so it really doesnt matter.
You're still a man mate
@@oosthuizen2012 yeah uh--
_I think they know that._
The fact that the women in the first story felt the need to apologize for her anatomy is really sad
Well if I'm staring titties, I would expect a vagina down below. Probably what the doctor was thinking as well. Got caught by surprise when proved wrong. That's all it is. Not whatever you're making it out to be.
yeah she didn't need to apologize but that's not a matter to feel sorry for
@@RafaelMunizYT it is lol
@@vitalityfsr8770 btw not to be rude or anything, but are there naturally born, pure biological transsexuals? Or is every trans just people who have been operated. No offense btw
@@spa6748 I don’t think so, however she should’ve apologized cuz you don’t just go in with a 🍆 while being a girl upstairs “figuratively” that’s very weird for anyone
I was having a good time then the virginity exam just made me angry
It's a subhuman culture in a part of the world filled with subhuman garbage. That entire part of the world, that culture and that religion needs to be wiped out tbh, they're so far behind the rest of the world when it comes to basic fucking decency that I don't even feel sorry for them.
@@TheMysteriouswatcher I understand why you dislike people who do this but no culture should ever be wiped out.
@Hermaphrodeity why u bieng triggered m8, let them be lol
@Hermaphrodeity I think them progressing past is ideal. But you know after a point...if they dont... I'm not saying cultural genocide is some sort of answer but...maybe we need to bring smiting back
@@TheMysteriouswatcher no religion should be wiped out if that's what they do then just let them
It's none of your business
Doctor: Ok I'm just gonna check you for cancer.
Mom: If he does it cause he's always on that phone
because everyone knows having a phone in the pocket causes ball cancer
Wait til 6G comes out. Then that may actually be true.
@@raider968 6G?
I shit you not if I got testicular cancer my mom would actually say this. She read somewhere that cell phones can cause cancer. I don't think there's anything out there that really proves or even disproves this statement. Nonetheless I know she would say it.
@@beeflat2896 well I don't know if they could cause cancer but they are radioactive so is a microwave so is a TV and that could cause cancer in large amounts so maybe over time although having your phone in your pocket or laptop on your lap can make you infertile due to the radioactive rays hope this helps
*_"i'M gOnNa FeEl Up YoUr BaLlS"_*
I'M WHEEZING-
the first doctor was like: *I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED*
Every single med student has stories to share just ask us. My Story: during a pelvic exam I said "okay I am going to disrobe you now" then sighed at what I just said.
i don't even know what to say
Well, i guess it does not sound so bad as 1:08
@@Amynity it happens
Facts years of med school and residency gives you plenty of good stories, and a lot of sentence gaffs. Makes you wish life was a movie where you could have another take lol
everyone saying these stories: "my buddy", "not me but my friend", etc.
me: *X to doubt*
WastedBroccoli47 Underrated comment.
Paul Di'anno, nobody asked you
Brock Ollie Yeah, and nobody asked you. Be cool.
X
dumb
Well I can't be the ONLY one here who pictured Ken Jeong during the "I'm gonna feel up yo balls" part...
who
@@ghost8714 Guy from the Hangover movies.
@@Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine oohh thanks
@@ghost8714 He was actually a real doctor too.
Hows the empire?
A friend of mine was a missionary to Zaire years ago, and they faced a critical shortage of certain surgical instruments. While he was down there with his family, my wife's aunt was retiring from being a surgical nurse, and her hospital was actually moving. Because of this they were dumping a LOT of surgical instruments (I use many for working on electronics and cars), so she had bags of instruments to be tossed, and we both thought my missionary friend might have use for them.
However, a number of the items were "speculums" (speculae), and not being familiar with their uh, uses, he and I were chatting about them when his wife walked in. Of course, every adult woman is likely familiar with these things, and not in an "affectionate" way, as they're uncomfortable to women when used. Had we noticed the looks on some women's faces when I dumped these out for him to pick what he wanted to take back (weight limits, etc. meant he couldn't bring everything), we'd have probably done this more discreetly! Sorry, ladies.
The intersex patients story Damn that's not awkward its absolutely painful.
Ik right? Poor doctor having to be in the same room as them, disgusting. (Sarcasm; idc how ppl live)
Bruh Moment they do though!! they’re just ppl, born a little different but still ppl regardless
@@gustarddonut1452 Fuck you. I wish you a lot of suffering.
Bruh Moment You can just stop right there with that crap
Tempest Rex nope
"Well this is a story about how my career got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of unemployment"
Ah yes, I do love quality music 🎵👌
@@Bumblebee-2768 quality over quantity
Slushi yes indeed
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When I was 17 years old, I was at a clinic for eating disorder recovery and we had to get our vitals checked every morning. I remember there was this cute male nurse that worked there a couple days per week and one day when he took my temperature, he says, "hmm, your temperature is a little higher than usual." I immediately blurt out, "are you calling me hot." This poor guy. I was so proud of myself for that one, especially considering I was generally a really quiet, shy teenager. When I saw him after that, I noticed he started talking about his wife more.
Lmao you gotta love the gyno patients who have a good sense of humor 😂
right??
Gabrielle Tollerson yes yes very good yes
no thanks I already have 3 children
Honestly, there can't be a better place to break out your sense of humor as a patient. It's already awkward as hell for everyone involved... It's awkward for the doc's (male or female)... It's awkward for the nurses (male or female)... It's a hair's width away from a harassment suit on TOP of malpractice... EVERYONE already knows how awkward and discomforting it is for patients... BUT neglect it and you can drift right into a horrible nightmare...
SO, whenever you can quip something actually cute or funny, admit we're all human in the room, and let the other poor bastards around you relax a little bit and just focus on their job (provided they recover from the laughter of course) You're probably doing ALL OF HUMANITY a greater favor than you can possibly understand. ;o)
The one where the girl found out she was intersex in front of a group of med students is horrific. How can a doctor be so insensitive?? Being intersex is oftentimes connected with a lot of shame and confusion. The doctor should have clarified what she knew about the whole thing and especially be more sensitive during an examination like that. Turning his back on her and talking about her vagina to a group of students as if she wasn't in the room
Uhhh probably because the doctor presumes the patient knew that they were intersex? You know most adults know about their genetic mutations by time they are an adult right? The whole thing is the parents fault for not letting the person know
@@Jabooty_Williams I assume she was a new patient of his. Therefore he should have checked the basis of her health history with her in the first appointment. All doctors I've ever been to have done that with me. Especially with a gyno you don't just get naked, you first talk about everything.
@@sleepygirl96 she consented to letting practicing gyno come in and check her out. It isnt like they couldnt see it before the doctor told them. What was he/she going to look up and ask "is it ok if I tell these trainees about the undeveloped penis they are staring at?" If you dont want other people knowing about your medical conditions other than your 1 doctor then dont go to a gyno that has practicing students there to learn and dont give them concent if you do. Blame her parents for not telling her as her parents had to make the decision when she was born to have the intersex fixed (or kept from progressing)
@@Jabooty_Williams even if they wouldn t be intersex, it didn t sound like the doctor or medical students asked all that much about consent of touching her, revealing sensible informations and there to even be 5 present
@@akazienoel2009 uhhhhh yes they did get consent. The patient signs a waver for trainees to be present. If you are a patient and are going to be used as a training subject then you must sign a consent form. Don't be stupid. The doctor didn't just walk in there with 5 students and get to work. That wouldn't fly in any legal case whatsoever. Doctors literally go to school for many years and get a degree. Dont you think they are smart enough (or their hospital is) to make a patient sign a waver for training?
6:27 and that is just straight up an awful way to figure that out.
1:31 even the computer narrating this laughs at how silly his mom was.
The story with the attractive med student 😭😭 I can't
If you are smooth enough you can probably turn that around lol
@@WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267 😂 yeaah
whats so funny about it
Im a male gynaecologist and obstetrician. Most of the time its not awkward because most of them know that i am gay because of the way i present myself. Then there is this one woman who accused me of being a gynaecologist just to see women's vaginas. I told her that i am just doing my job and if she has any problems she can tell my attending. When she complained about this, my attending was shocked. That was not my best moment. Also sometimes people accuse me of being a fraud with a doctors coat because of my tattoos. Life's hard.
10:40. This doctor/ resident deserves to have a humanitarian award. They must be performing the least comfortable procedures in the field of medicine.
3:10 I would have said “it’s okay ma’am I’m a Doctor, so you’ll get an excellent child support check.”
I went to have a skin tag removed from an area about an inch away from my, you know what. After the female doctor was done, she got some skin cleaner and started rubbing the area clean. I tried with all my might but eventually it just popped up like a treee. She didn’t miss a beat, grabbed it and held it to one side while she finished cleaning. Neither of us spoke as she left.
Oof
Whatttt
Truly professional. One of my patient got an erection while I was examining his hernia. 20 yrs or so guy. I said we have to catheterize you and it immediately went down. I finished the examination and said no need for catheterisation and left.
This happened when I was a med student
That happens. If my balls start swinging then it activates.
I got a similar story. I had to have one of my balls checked out due to pain (bungee ties should be kept far from your genitals 😂). So i went to a walk-in clinic, they tell me they dont usually do that kind of thing but the doctor can take a look anyways. So the doctor is a pretty attractive lady in her late 20s early 30s and im 19 at the time. She tells me to drop my pants, gets on her knees and starts examing my balls. I feel like im in the intro to a porno and then bam massive erection right in her face. I couldnt stop it, and i swear its the fastest boner ive ever had. Was like a balloon on an air compressor 😂. She then proceeded to say sorry she cant finish examining and referred me to a male urologist
The whole idea of necessary "virginity verification" for women makes me sick. Really not the point of the video but you know
4 months later and I kind of wish I'd never made this comment so that I wouldn't have seen a few of the replies.
The Saudi Arabian Story is very strange considering the profit himself married several widows, and virginity was never considered a necessity for marriage.
@@pleasedontdoxme6237 that's true but I think they mean virginity verification for those who were never married before
@@pleasedontdoxme6237 as a former Saudi i can tell you. This is a very old cultural issue.it has little to do with islam itself.Virginity is seen as extremely valuable in a first-wed, and if a women is known to jot be a virgin her marriage chances become almost none.
@Dio Brando Whether or not you are a virgin should not be an issue, that's the point. Some people are, the others are not.
When you are getting married you're not marrying a genitalia, you are marrying a person who has their own life and stories.
If one insignificant detail is a deal breaker to you, then good luck finding another one. Too bad you can only write your own story, and have no right to write other's.
Degeneracy and debauchery will be the undoing of Western Civilization. I hope Middle Easterners defend their culture and traditions with their lives. Most Western men will never have the pleasure of having a young virgin wife. Long live virgin wives!
“And then BAM. Penis.”
That’s what my mom told my aunts when she and the doctors thought I was a girl.
Years ago I was working for an ophthalmologist as an assistant! I would call the persons name & take them back to the exam room. Then I would turn on the light box & have them read the letters.
I would then tell the person that the doctor would be in shortly & left the room.
That particular day the patient was an 85 year old woman. She pretty much could only see the big "E" at the top of the box.
I would restock the contact lenses and wait in case the doctor needed my help.
He came out of the other exam room & said he would see the man in 6 months.
He then opened the exam room for the 85 year old woman! He was always reading the chart as he walked in.
I heard him say, Mrs. Smith, I see you can't read anything but the big...."
I heard running!! He flung open the door & I got single word sentences!! His face was the color of a fire engine!!
"Go!! Go!! In there!! Oh God!!! Go in there & get her!!"
I opened the door and seated on the exam table was Mrs. Smith...wearing nothing but a smile!!
I said, " No, Mrs. Smith, we need to get you dressed before I have to call an ambulance for the doctor!!"
She apparently thought she was at the OB/GYN!! She kept asking me if I knew her due date & then asked why the doctor left without checking on her baby!!
She was one of 2 patients dropped off by a nursing home. The driver would leave to take the rest of them to the dentist or heart doctor etc.& then return to get them.
The poor doctor was in the supply cabinet. I asked what he was looking for & he said bleach. He was going to wash his eyes out!!
Thank goodness the 2 were done & the nursing home driver was there!
We told him what happened & he said that she was flashing people in the next lane at traffic lights!!
The other girl & I almost fell down laughing!!
(Hm he’s worried about me checking on his genitals I should talk to him in this “hip” teenager slang)
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“I M G O N N A F E E L U P Y O B A L L S”
3:11
I'm sorry, but that's just the perfect response.
dito
“Okay, I’m coming inside you now.”
"No thanks, I already have 3 children."
@@__ru_ maybe next time
I like pineapple pizza with kiwi and gravy with a bit of chocolate
Zarbon is that you?
Most channels that do these TTS reddit readings annoy me, but the fact that whoever is behind this one actually rewrites the script so that the reading sounds normal is something I really appreciate. Thank you, you hero.
Professor Oak: *DUE TO ME BEING A "TO SEE IS TO BELIEVE" PERSON. IM GONNA FEEL UP YO BALLS*
no one loves you weaboo
4:08 Thank you to that person. I have a few trans friends that struggle a lot with dysphoria and it is hard to watch so to see someone actually feel bad for that person and thinking about what that person feels is nice. I feel so bad for the person but I’m happy he is living happily as a male. Everyone should be able to live happily and comfortably in their body.
@@orionroberts1253 some men do
12:48 she totally asked her partner to ask you to do the exam
I'll never tell anyone my most awkward Experience dealing with a doctor, it's too much of a pain ... way too much
Why tf would you even bother saying anything about it
@@FatGreasyMeat because I'm an idiot
Not a doctor, but as a patient my most awkward moment was when the doctor asked me when I'd last had a pap smear. I said "Never. I don't own a uterus. I'm trans." Doctor was like "Oh. Okay." And went on like nothing was wrong. Not awkward for the doctor, just for me, I guess.
Why was it awkward for you?
Simple question, simple answer, no problems
everybody ca ngo with their head high.
no need to feel bad for something you cannot change :)
@@BadDayLp He did change it though.
Thanks to birth defects I was born without a uterus, and after turning 30 my insurance would call every few months to “remind” me to get a cervical cancer screening. You think it’s awkward with a doc, try telling some rando non-medical person over the phone! 😅
Im a male echocardiographer (Heart ultrasound). I have tons of stories of uncomfortably getting up under women's breasts. Its especially awkward if its a woman with those watermelon sized ones. But there was one time at the end of the examination where I had to scan on the neck of this old lady. I told her " okay ma'am im about finished. Im gonna come under your chin now, ok?" right when I heard it, i knew what I had said. There was a nurse behind me too that heard the whole thing and giggled. Luckily the woman didn't seem to notice and have a dirty mind like me or the nurse!
You don’t sound very professional or mature to be honest “watermelon sized ones” really?
Jay *raises eyebrow* just because they’re a doctor means they have to always be professional even when off duty? They can still curse, drink, smoke, etc. Occupation changes nothing(well, some things).
MøonyWørmtailPadføotPrøngs why didn’t u just use an emoji instead of saying raises eyebrows fml
Jay i bet your fun at parties
How the hell diid you make it to echocardiographer writing "its" in the place of "it's"?
Just kidding brother
I once had to get a pilonidal cyst removed and the Doctor was loaded with dad jokes. I was lying there with my bare ass exposed, ready to receive the needle with anesthetics. He touched by butt and it made me instinctively jump a little. His response to this roughly translates to "Are you playing hard to get or are you just shy?". It was hilarious.
"He felt my spine from the front." I don't think thats really a gender issue lol
Stands up too fast and feels dizzy for a sec
OP’s mom: lets go to the hospital to see if you have ball cancer
3:49 That escalated quickly.
I think it escelated after the second one lmfao!
Loved the one about the ftm patient. It gives me hope that more people can be that understanding
I like the ones that just wind up being poor phrasing that results in a laugh and just overall helps lighten the mood and keep anxiety levels down. Sure it's a little awkward, but doctors do tons of exams and patients are usually more nervous about the experience