365 Days is the worst movie I have ever seen...

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  • @sreeyapedireddi328
    @sreeyapedireddi328 4 роки тому +6889

    Psychotic dude: “I won’t touch you if you don’t want me to.” *proceeds to grope her while saying so*

    • @elinedianne
      @elinedianne 4 роки тому +331

      This bothered me so much lmao

    • @duck_quakquak6105
      @duck_quakquak6105 4 роки тому +201

      has he ever heard of boundaries

    • @urnxo
      @urnxo 4 роки тому +118

      @@duck_quakquak6105 Massimo is like boundaries? Never heard of her

    • @hw5062
      @hw5062 4 роки тому +25

      EXACTLY

    • @lumossk3657
      @lumossk3657 4 роки тому +52

      That's actually what abusers do so it's that far off

  • @AmelieMews
    @AmelieMews 4 роки тому +63341

    *Ugly kidnapper: Horror movie*
    *Sexy kidnapper: "Romantic" movie*

    • @katodd2925
      @katodd2925 4 роки тому +948

      @miko foin That movie made me so mad. I didn't understand the ending at all

    • @andreakim8986
      @andreakim8986 4 роки тому +259

      Honestly though

    • @lusilalulu2686
      @lusilalulu2686 4 роки тому +278

      THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

    • @flowersforyouu
      @flowersforyouu 4 роки тому +143

      FACTS BAHAHA

    • @cookiedestroyer4626
      @cookiedestroyer4626 4 роки тому +197

      Tbh if he was a insane and unstable psychopath and he will kill anyone for me I'm staying 100% but he has to be the a-okay looking guy but this I'm out 100% XD

  • @TheHale10
    @TheHale10 4 роки тому +15497

    I was especially annoyed when the main dude said in the beginning “I won’t touch you without your permission”. And then proceeds to touch her the majority of the movie without her permission. Like wtf.

    • @ccrepaldi4740
      @ccrepaldi4740 4 роки тому +633

      Just so the people that actually like this monstruosity don’t feel bad when they see this dude sexually assaulting women - “he said he would not do it without permission therefore he is so considering and that ultimately means I am not watching him actually rape the main character because she knows he is a ✨💫 *nice guy* 💫✨”

    • @babynamar6413
      @babynamar6413 4 роки тому +604

      I was annoyed when he kept saying “r u lost babigurl”

    • @ericaemily9705
      @ericaemily9705 4 роки тому +276

      LITERALLY WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINGGG BUT EVERYONE JUST IGNORES ME BC HES HOT, BITCH HE LOOKS LIKE NATE FROM EUPHORIA BUT ITALIAN🤮

    • @skyedeegirl
      @skyedeegirl 4 роки тому +35

      Exactly!

    • @tetesperm
      @tetesperm 4 роки тому +26

      EXACTLY!!!!

  • @ramflight
    @ramflight 2 роки тому +2970

    NO Slavic woman would let a stranger call her BABY GIRL without cursing the offender's entire maternal family line :D

    • @pxjley
      @pxjley Рік тому +115

      Its true Im the slavic woman

    • @Wagonman-h1k
      @Wagonman-h1k Рік тому +72

      @@pxjley respect from America dude. I love Slavic culture

    • @pxjley
      @pxjley Рік тому +34

      @@Wagonman-h1k Ty your country is amazing too, it has its flaws but its very beautiful :)

    • @xxvskrunkle
      @xxvskrunkle Рік тому +15

      @@pxjley love from America 💕

    • @שרלילה-ג6כ
      @שרלילה-ג6כ Рік тому +2

      Facts. Lmao

  • @rinestewart1938
    @rinestewart1938 4 роки тому +28262

    When a movie makes christian Grey seem like a healthy boyfriend, you know you’ve seen it all

    • @s.g.4435
      @s.g.4435 4 роки тому +486

      LMAOOOOOOO

    • @fitheiress7898
      @fitheiress7898 4 роки тому +389

      Exactly what I said when I watched it lol

    • @Natasha_212
      @Natasha_212 4 роки тому +443

      Exactly
      Like, Christian is kinda hot now.

    • @AMELIA-nq2pw
      @AMELIA-nq2pw 4 роки тому +814

      365 days is like one of those stories you read on Wattpad that you read because it’s absolutely ridiculous and makes you feel better about anything you have ever made. Ever. Also Netflix paid to be able to use this. Like they actually paid money for this. Like wtf?

    • @shradhapatnaik3197
      @shradhapatnaik3197 4 роки тому +77

      Same lol the sequels are even can you imagine??? Cringeworthy

  • @heyimmk9184
    @heyimmk9184 4 роки тому +14692

    Clearly Laura is color blind cause those red flags are reading green to her.

    • @chiara946
      @chiara946 4 роки тому +211

      Periodt

    • @patricianicole3753
      @patricianicole3753 4 роки тому +239

      The epitome of every Wattpad story (which is where the series started before it was published & then on Netflix)

    • @brose.03
      @brose.03 4 роки тому +170

      I've read this expression before that says "When you wear rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

    • @styleswithay3643
      @styleswithay3643 4 роки тому +22

      i must b color blind too😭💀

    • @watchdemfools3420
      @watchdemfools3420 4 роки тому +7

      Not a foolish waste of time if it gets so many views and comments?
      What's with the "baby girl?" - sounds like 90 Day Fiance

  • @raquelcaceres7783
    @raquelcaceres7783 4 роки тому +5175

    If a man comes up to me from literally nowhere and gets *that* close and says "are you lost baby girl?"... yeap, he's getting pepper sprayed

  • @Banyo__
    @Banyo__ 2 роки тому +4654

    My favorite line in this movie was him telling her: "I'm not a monster"
    Her reality....
    1. You stalked me
    2. You drugged me
    3. You kept me locked in your dungeon
    4. You told me you'd never touch me without permission whilst literally molesting me without permission, a recurring theme
    6. You kept me locked in a room
    7. You had my clothes changed without permission
    8. You refused to let me see my friends or family
    9. You had me dragged on a plane and tied up on said plane
    10. You restrained me in the bedroom without consent
    11. You murdered some guy on the front lawn
    12. You're super controlling
    13. You watch me sleep
    14. You sleep in the bed without asking
    15. You wait in the dark for me to arrive
    16. Oh, and you're not so secretly a part of the mafia!!!!!

    • @ameliasegan2138
      @ameliasegan2138 2 роки тому +155

      A demon would be nicer 😈

    • @stanislawstefanow6093
      @stanislawstefanow6093 2 роки тому

      Look the guy who got killed on the lawn was selling underage girls to a brothel, basically that was this moron’s only good deed in the entire movie

    • @ayf449
      @ayf449 2 роки тому +73

      @@ameliasegan2138 oh god that reminded me of when Crowley asked the Winchesters if they mean to say that his demons were too soft.

    • @berries8691
      @berries8691 2 роки тому

      But he didnt have sex without her permission

    • @senirukankanamge4455
      @senirukankanamge4455 Рік тому +63

      sad things while most people bash it for toxic masculinity and stuff, it was a woman who wrote it after all.....

  • @wilczycazksiezyca4796
    @wilczycazksiezyca4796 4 роки тому +9452

    As a native polish woman:
    - I am deeply sorry that you were exposed to this crap.
    - It is considered shit in Poland too
    - I cant understand tf they are saying half the time when they are talking in polish.
    Help me

    • @mariamjelaidi914
      @mariamjelaidi914 4 роки тому +86

      Really ? Is it because they talk fast ?

    • @hehenoelo4858
      @hehenoelo4858 4 роки тому +491

      @@mariamjelaidi914 She is exaggerating, "fast pace talk" in Poland is very common for educated woman, they think the faster they talk the smarter they appear to be.

    • @wektor2.075
      @wektor2.075 3 роки тому +230

      Nah she mean this movie is trash that's all and its true

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 3 роки тому +52

      @@hehenoelo4858 really? Im not Polish but I talk really fast naturally ,I don't like it tho...🙁

    • @twojastaraglamour
      @twojastaraglamour 3 роки тому +241

      @@mariamjelaidi914 Polish people talk fast most of the time.. they are just talking bullshit that you don't even want to understand and pronounce words really sloppy in this "movie".

  • @bobc-fv1bu
    @bobc-fv1bu 4 роки тому +20466

    “are you lost, babygorhl”
    i can’t take this movie seriously

    • @iamhippo2521
      @iamhippo2521 4 роки тому +878

      If the male lead was gru I would be way more into this

    • @jackiecozzie4803
      @jackiecozzie4803 4 роки тому +135

      @@iamhippo2521 same

    • @diddytehfeh7
      @diddytehfeh7 4 роки тому +341

      He says it so many times that it's annoying 💀💀

    • @gab301
      @gab301 4 роки тому +70

      I haven’t gotten to this part of the video but you can’t say that’s not gru

    • @Unknown-rh1fv
      @Unknown-rh1fv 4 роки тому +46

      I know- it had me laughing 😂

  • @imacheesypuff674
    @imacheesypuff674 4 роки тому +26795

    if Maximo was ugly this would be a horror movie

  • @thequeenofcringe1585
    @thequeenofcringe1585 2 роки тому +2258

    Massimo is literally the creepiest character I’ve ever seen. Him being a love interest in a romance movie just blows my fucking mind

    • @alexisgrey6469
      @alexisgrey6469 2 роки тому +1

      he looks like a rapist 😭😭

    • @AlirioAguero2
      @AlirioAguero2 2 роки тому +65

      He just might be the creepiest *uintentionally unsettling* character I have ever seen. If we are nitpicking, there are *even creepier* characters like Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Homelander from The Boys, Carlotta from El Nombre del Amor or the villain from Possum. However... those people are SUPPOSED to feel creepy, while ulitmately, it seems like Lipinska wanted us to sympathize with Massimo as a redeemable ''badboy'' who's actually not that bad. Urgh...

    • @Kazuki_0
      @Kazuki_0 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah and if he would be ugly people would probably attack him xD its all about looks

    • @Tribrid-zv3nq
      @Tribrid-zv3nq Рік тому +9

      ​@@AlirioAguero2 finally someone mentioned Homelander. Ppl bad talk this but everyone glorifies Homelander

    • @helenahildegarda5739
      @helenahildegarda5739 Рік тому

      He's also extremely boring and has no personality

  • @vaanyax
    @vaanyax 4 роки тому +5223

    “this guy makes christian grey look like a disney prince” lmao i wheezed

  • @blueskyx1587
    @blueskyx1587 4 роки тому +6972

    “This guy makes Christian Gray look like a disney prince” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laundrydetergent9122
      @laundrydetergent9122 4 роки тому +41

      😂😂 yesss

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 4 роки тому +85

      Which is scary!

    • @wonsandonly
      @wonsandonly 4 роки тому +129

      I mean I hate fifty shades of grey but its loads better than this trash

    • @ashleylight9808
      @ashleylight9808 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂💀😂

    • @mewhenimt4ans
      @mewhenimt4ans 4 роки тому +67

      at least he didn't rape her and they had a contract and it was CONSENSUAL

  • @Justice1Knight3
    @Justice1Knight3 4 роки тому +2791

    Stephanie Meyer: I wrote a story with the most problematic couple in fiction.
    E.L. James: Well, I wrote a fan fiction based on your series and the male lead is way worst.
    Someone in Poland: Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @TheTwilighterka
      @TheTwilighterka 4 роки тому +56

      Actually it is Blanka Lipińska.

    • @naomitatu4669
      @naomitatu4669 4 роки тому +108

      u forgot anna todd for the atrocity that is after

    • @sshy_indigoo
      @sshy_indigoo 4 роки тому +31

      I'd've thought Jade and Beck were the most problematic fictional couple. Y'know, from Victorious

    • @morganashley321
      @morganashley321 4 роки тому +14

      @@sshy_indigoo this is a comment I enjoy and I want you to know that

    • @sshy_indigoo
      @sshy_indigoo 4 роки тому +5

      @@morganashley321 Yay, thanks!

  • @smrgd_wlf4994
    @smrgd_wlf4994 2 роки тому +676

    Sad thing is, there are people that actually like this movie. I am from germany and when it was released, half of my class (i was in an all girls school) went and watched it in the cinema. They loved and hyped that piece of trash so much, i was never that convinced they were absolutely crazy. To even think being kidnapped and held captive for one whole year is romantic 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @smrgd_wlf4994
      @smrgd_wlf4994 2 роки тому +6

      @@danielasilva8765 a wonderful plan 😂. Would have done the same if my money wasn't that important for me 👍🏻

    • @YCt37689
      @YCt37689 2 роки тому +71

      Makes me so sad! So many abusers use this type of thing as an excuse to keep hurting people. Young women are the most vulnerable (although of course anyone can be a victim). Yuck! It's one thing to want to be desired, which is what I HOPE those girls really want, but this movie is the antithesis of healthy desire and attraction!!

    • @alesia20077
      @alesia20077 2 роки тому +9

      Tut mir leid man

    • @שרלילה-ג6כ
      @שרלילה-ג6כ Рік тому

      Bescheuert... war damals in meiner Schule auch so, schon als Twilight losging, sind die meisten Mädels durchgedreht und haben Sachen gesagt wie "Edward, beiß mich ❤" 🤦‍♀️
      Später war es mit 50 Shades genauso. Wird jetzt mit dem 365 Tage - Scheiß nicht anders sein (muss ich zum Glück nicht mehr erleben, bin nicht mehr in der Schule), aber deutsches Stockholm-Syndrom ist nicht zu unterschätzen 😂

    • @uglybetty8747
      @uglybetty8747 Рік тому +2

      Dat explains the bunker situation in Austria

  • @chartwhispers
    @chartwhispers 4 роки тому +5327

    If this ever happened anywhere other than on this movie it wouldn’t be cute it would a criminal minds episode.

  • @jisellaperez3236
    @jisellaperez3236 4 роки тому +20707

    If he wasn’t “hOt” this would’ve been an episode of criminal minds

    • @torijenkins2731
      @torijenkins2731 4 роки тому +1334

      Exactly. Derek Morgan is the only person allowed to call anyone babygirl without it being creepy.

    • @ruthsoloriooceguera9450
      @ruthsoloriooceguera9450 4 роки тому +108

      @@torijenkins2731 Omg yes! 🤣

    • @kaylie8486
      @kaylie8486 4 роки тому +58

      @@torijenkins2731 YES!

    • @noemyemma9035
      @noemyemma9035 4 роки тому +317

      EXACTLY. This reminds me so much of the case of The Girl in the box (a woman was kidnapped by a couple and started feeling attachment towards them because survival instincts).

    • @choutzuyu8915
      @choutzuyu8915 4 роки тому +92

      @@noemyemma9035 humans are weird

  • @monstam8439
    @monstam8439 4 роки тому +17018

    "I will never touch you without your permission" *touches her without her permission*

  • @aoaoli
    @aoaoli 2 роки тому +263

    this movie is straight up horror, I could never view it as a romance

  • @madinfrica654
    @madinfrica654 4 роки тому +13915

    This movie is like a "falling for my kidnapper" wattpad story

    • @strawberryshake2002
      @strawberryshake2002 4 роки тому +501

      I've literally read a Wattpad book like this movie

    • @candidlyopinionated19
      @candidlyopinionated19 4 роки тому +661

      StrawberryShake I’ve read better Wattpad books than this movie

    • @cynwashere
      @cynwashere 4 роки тому +103

      CandidlyOpinionated this is based on a real wattpad story like just serán up the title on wattpad and it will pop up

    • @nadyzaly6100
      @nadyzaly6100 4 роки тому +74

      Episode story...

    • @ankitamohanty3157
      @ankitamohanty3157 4 роки тому +95

      I literally thought it's a Wattpad rip-off

  • @bbblueblun
    @bbblueblun 4 роки тому +5926

    “Are you lost baby gorl?”
    “Yes. Wtf is happening.” -Me the whole movie

  • @ladydixon9651
    @ladydixon9651 4 роки тому +17921

    Honestly, if this movie was a thriller about Laura being kidnapped and having to use her smarts to navigate the situation and escape this crazy gangster who's obsessed with her, I think it'd be a whole lot better.

    • @heykaylc23
      @heykaylc23 4 роки тому +1145

      Yeah this fits Laura's character better

    • @scottlandon4149
      @scottlandon4149 4 роки тому +274

      Oh my god yes!

    • @hubbabubba8493
      @hubbabubba8493 4 роки тому +476

      instead its authors creepy fantasy

    • @rainycloud10
      @rainycloud10 4 роки тому +32

      Sooooo Miss Bala?

    • @peacelover2767
      @peacelover2767 4 роки тому +267

      The was a TV show here in South Africa with that premise. I loved it. They didn't romanticise it. It was clear she feared for her life, he was a terrible person who killed and stole for a living. And it was made clear that it was rape because she couldn't consent since she was kidnapped

  • @NIDELLANEUM
    @NIDELLANEUM 2 роки тому +289

    I always hate how these movies make it look like a man could be the creepiest, most horrifying person in the entire story, but he could be nice ONCE and gets the girl anyway. It gives the feeling that men could get away with anything, since, you know, one act of kindness can be enough

    • @kallias.3503
      @kallias.3503 Рік тому +13

      Plus attractiveness

    • @NIDELLANEUM
      @NIDELLANEUM Рік тому +11

      @@kallias.3503 oh yeah, the good ol "if you are hot everything is forgiven"

    • @victorsoto4821
      @victorsoto4821 6 місяців тому +5

      @@kallias.3503 It's sad tbh, but I get it it goes both ways, since guys are easily fooled by a pretty face as well and will tolerate a lot of BS they normally wouldn't from a less attractive woman, but the fact women also do it as well is surprising, since I never thought women could be as shallow.

    • @RETAINGANG16
      @RETAINGANG16 4 місяці тому

      ​@victorsoto4821 women are way more creepy then men women pretend like they can't be

  • @leticianogueira9194
    @leticianogueira9194 4 роки тому +9452

    “If he was ugly and poor , this would be a horror movie " guys, this IS a horror movie already! Can’t call this romance.

    • @mel-lt9or
      @mel-lt9or 4 роки тому +427

      Say it louder for those people who romanticize kidnapping !! 😣

    • @gn9962
      @gn9962 4 роки тому +27

      FRR

    • @Wistful.Skye5
      @Wistful.Skye5 4 роки тому +53

      So trueee!!!!! You are so right!!!! I was about to comment this!! Imma clap.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 роки тому +7

      leticia nogueira lmao exactly

    • @laroseschudeuki196
      @laroseschudeuki196 4 роки тому +21

      @normalavdol right, it's basically high- budget porn🤷‍♀️

  • @taeshaze
    @taeshaze 4 роки тому +5433

    Dude: are you lost, baby girl
    English auto-generated subs: are you lost, vinegar?

    • @emaleighschultz4828
      @emaleighschultz4828 4 роки тому +174

      Where is my vinegar? Lost. 😔

    • @daviniapatterson3301
      @daviniapatterson3301 4 роки тому +11

      🤣😂😂😂😂💀

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 4 роки тому +48

      That's just fantastic. Finally a nickname as sexy as the kidnapper/mob boss using it.

    • @nourithh
      @nourithh 4 роки тому +2

      Emaleigh Schultz lmao

    • @emaleighschultz4828
      @emaleighschultz4828 4 роки тому +4

      The Nerdy Kitty do you know where my vinegar is?

  • @mcpheefan21
    @mcpheefan21 4 роки тому +5258

    "If Massimo/Christian was ugly/poor this would be a horror movie."
    A creep with good looks and money is a creep at the end of the day.

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 4 роки тому +99

      In fact, a creep with money and "breeding" is often the most frightening, their evil is so understated and cold-blooded.

    • @vanessafeitoza1053
      @vanessafeitoza1053 4 роки тому

      @brandon roberts ok

    • @youreactuallyright5168
      @youreactuallyright5168 4 роки тому +2

      Vanessa Feitoza ? that movie was disgusting

    • @mmd2769
      @mmd2769 4 роки тому +1

      You´re jealous.

    • @youreactuallyright5168
      @youreactuallyright5168 4 роки тому +23

      MMD mhm no massimo was really creapy and that movie was disgusting no woman should be treated like that

  • @hannaht7970
    @hannaht7970 3 роки тому +203

    8:55
    I swear the "big ol' red flag" is the greatest thing Alex has ever made

    • @bridony225
      @bridony225 6 місяців тому +8

      Pretty sure it should of been displayed through every scene of this movie.

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 2 місяці тому +1

      The red flag band cracks me up every time!

  • @chickeynuggies7262
    @chickeynuggies7262 4 роки тому +12499

    “I’m giving you one year to develop Stockholm Syndrome.”

    • @rosesblxssom
      @rosesblxssom 4 роки тому +89

      ahahahahhshaha 😭😭

    • @benjamingoldenberg831
      @benjamingoldenberg831 4 роки тому +34

      Lol

    • @solekhashuwa
      @solekhashuwa 4 роки тому +63

      😂😂 I'm dead resurrect me.

    • @itzm3dora
      @itzm3dora 4 роки тому +102

      Luara: i'll do it in less than a year

    • @likethereaintenoughdyingst3841
      @likethereaintenoughdyingst3841 4 роки тому +69

      and my stockholm syndrome is in your rooooom
      Yeah I fell for you
      Baby look what you've done to mee
      baby look what you've done nowww
      (it's a 1D song, nvm)

  • @paradoxus6098
    @paradoxus6098 4 роки тому +2012

    the first time she runs into him and he says “Are you lost baby girl?'' I was like ''Yeah, totally something that a rapist never says...''

    • @yrgrealplug1945
      @yrgrealplug1945 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/BoAR0Na2V2Y/v-deo.html

    • @Maria-hw1uq
      @Maria-hw1uq 4 роки тому +68

      "are you lost, baby girl ?"
      - Every rapist ever, at least once

    • @Priya3
      @Priya3 4 роки тому +44

      These were the first words from Ted Bundy to his victims

    • @jeremystreet9814
      @jeremystreet9814 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah sounds like it would totallly work in real life.....🥴

    • @khaleesiii4542
      @khaleesiii4542 4 роки тому +4

      *baby gOrl

  • @mikigts7890
    @mikigts7890 4 роки тому +6512

    It’s like a wattpad story, completely unrealistic and random as heck 😂

  • @harmonysymonds9963
    @harmonysymonds9963 2 роки тому +191

    Netflix: Soo what direction do we wanna take this film
    Team: Wattpad..

  • @just-trying-my-best-everyday
    @just-trying-my-best-everyday 3 роки тому +28319

    "Are you lost, baby girl?" is exactly why women go to the bathroom in groups.

    • @miaa1762
      @miaa1762 3 роки тому +1634

      Yes, or are strapped down with pepper spray and pocket knives. And whistles too.
      If I had seen a man stopping me like that, my ass would have been throwing hands and running so fast 😭

    • @heleen-marieviljoen2189
      @heleen-marieviljoen2189 3 роки тому +564

      Or in my case, dont drink and eat to much at any place, to avoid going to the bathroom
      If i need to, i can stop to buy a sandwich or make myself something at home

    • @justafangirl7984
      @justafangirl7984 3 роки тому +407

      @@heleen-marieviljoen2189 Same, but it's sad. We can't go any where without being afraid!!!

    • @c.8043
      @c.8043 3 роки тому +196

      More like this is why I keep a knife in my boot.

    • @BatteryAcidEater
      @BatteryAcidEater 3 роки тому +8

      Stfu Males are in danger too

  • @PikachuuNinja
    @PikachuuNinja 4 роки тому +1806

    "I've been stuck inside for so long that at this point, I'll date anyone."
    Thats the anthem of 2020 for ya!

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 4 роки тому +11

      100% why they made this piece of crap and knew it would ‘work’

    • @mgelliott86
      @mgelliott86 4 роки тому +12

      Finally i have a chance!

  • @lia8602
    @lia8602 4 роки тому +3051

    *dat awkward moment when everyone says it sounds like a wattpad story but it was marketed as a best selling book here in Poland.... BIG YIKES*

    • @kay-leighviljoen9144
      @kay-leighviljoen9144 4 роки тому +52

      Maybe the books were better ? i haven't read them but seeing as there is like 4 books i think it must have been somewhat better than the movie, at least i hope. The movie seemed to be moving in a fast pace where as the books might have gone more in detail. Again i haven't read any of the books i´m just hoping they were better than the movie. xD

    • @colorfulqueens3028
      @colorfulqueens3028 4 роки тому +96

      Kay-leigh Viljoen Are you lost babygirl ? 😏

    • @PastelFire99
      @PastelFire99 4 роки тому +8

      COLORFUL QUEENS LMAO

    • @imnotacone
      @imnotacone 4 роки тому +39

      It’s because it’s 🧚‍♂️✨🌈𝓼𝓶𝓾𝓽🧚‍♂️💋💫

    • @kay-leighviljoen9144
      @kay-leighviljoen9144 4 роки тому +14

      @@colorfulqueens3028 The cringe will haunt me forever xD

  • @jo_ellee
    @jo_ellee 2 роки тому +1113

    If he wanted her to fall in love with him in a year, why not just "accidentally" run into her and then ask her out on a date like any other normal person 😶😶

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 Рік тому +229

      Maybe that's what he was trying to do when she first bumped into him but he just got shy and lost his nerve when his babygorl pick-up line didn't work? 😂

    • @surbhisingh23
      @surbhisingh23 Рік тому +50

      ​@@tinyblueunicorn7807i laughed at your comment like a mad baby gorl

    • @demonghost8232
      @demonghost8232 Рік тому +5

      Because he is gangster

    • @Orca438
      @Orca438 Рік тому +21

      If he was normal,he would just approach her at that moment and asked for her number or smth.

    • @preciousikhile929
      @preciousikhile929 Рік тому +7

      That didn't cross his mind, apparently🤨😂

  • @calamari89
    @calamari89 4 роки тому +2205

    No one:
    Polish producers: “let’s do beauty and the beast and take out all the good parts. Plus mafia for some reason.”

    • @zoey270
      @zoey270 4 роки тому +111

      More like: let's take a director known from being non able to accept any criticism and a writer that read only 2 books in her life and she thinks that she's brilliant. I can only say that Poland is sorry for this crazy duet.

    • @elainamcclendon5593
      @elainamcclendon5593 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @wiktoriakluczyk934
      @wiktoriakluczyk934 4 роки тому +2

      @@zoey270 hahahaah agree

    • @Steph489
      @Steph489 4 роки тому +6

      Oh and take out the personalities

    • @calamari89
      @calamari89 4 роки тому +1

      Stephanie Gallardo haha exactly!!

  • @jellyeye8937
    @jellyeye8937 4 роки тому +2224

    As a polish citizen I wanted to apologize but I went to comments and saw everyone apologizing, I never felt so proud in my life 🤧

    • @mondaysformatcha
      @mondaysformatcha 4 роки тому +159

      That’s okay you guys gave us the Witcher which is amazing 🙏✨

    • @Pink_pr1ncess
      @Pink_pr1ncess 4 роки тому +29

      Polish ppl are still universally liked dw 🥺

    • @actuallybena2213
      @actuallybena2213 4 роки тому +46

      That horrible movie had nothing to do with being polish or poland in a whole. Nothing to apologize foorrr. Love you poland 🇵🇱

    • @indianiecworld
      @indianiecworld 4 роки тому +1

      Jellyeye as a Polish citizen i don't apologize and dont regret

    • @iradorr
      @iradorr 4 роки тому +8

      Why should we apologize? Americans didn't apologize for "50 shades of Grey" or "Twilight" :) I know, it's like the most stupid movie I've seen this year, but i'm kinda glad that thanks to Netflix we're not suffering alone.

  • @reeya6199
    @reeya6199 4 роки тому +3885

    This movie is trash downright creepy with a woman having a serious case of Stockholm Syndrome . It’s like romanticising toxic relationship.

    • @megalodon4586
      @megalodon4586 4 роки тому +162

      Like almost every romance story seems to do these days. Healthy relationships apparently aren't sexy enough.

    • @azricc
      @azricc 4 роки тому +54

      some tucan yes because people find healthy relationships boring because everything is nice and happy and in reality most relationships aren’t like that so people choose watching a story they could be more invested in, which is messed up and sad at the same in this society 😕

    • @ssisna4423
      @ssisna4423 4 роки тому +13

      omg ik that stockhom syndrome is a serious thing, but of course my mind had to go to la casa de papel and monica and denver lmao

    • @ShaarikaGopakumar
      @ShaarikaGopakumar 4 роки тому

      ssisna same 😂

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 4 роки тому +9

      Azraa C I have to disagree, a healthy relationship doesn’t have to be nice and boring all the time. Take firefly with the solid couple Zoe and Walsh. The characters were a,axing the stories that kept being introduced for each episode kept you hooked. The couple had disagreements and faced external dangers.

  • @alien5520
    @alien5520 3 роки тому +223

    I'm a polish woman named Laura, which makes this movie extremelly uncomfortable (I haven't seen it, just some reviews). During the video Alex used the english pronounciation of the name, which allowed me to disassociate myself a bit, but when Massimo used the polish pronounciation (11:13)... man, it got 100 times worse.

    • @your_habibi
      @your_habibi Рік тому +45

      i am sorry but i am an Indian and in hindi laura means di*k so it's super funny to me

    • @alien5520
      @alien5520 Рік тому +20

      @@your_habibi Heh, you learn something everyday

    • @somebodyyoumayknow2280
      @somebodyyoumayknow2280 Рік тому +6

      ​@@your_habibi No fuckin way hahahahahah

    • @your_habibi
      @your_habibi Рік тому +4

      @@somebodyyoumayknow2280 😂😂

  • @carlingnugent
    @carlingnugent 4 роки тому +2082

    These movies glorifying toxic relationships are actually a scourge on society

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 роки тому +5

      You can ask fans of 365 days to watch Lilya 4-ever. That should be a good antidote. m.imdb.com/title/tt0300140/

    • @RiskoPlexus
      @RiskoPlexus 4 роки тому +1

      A HA
      Better yet, have Alex watch it

    • @altx1
      @altx1 4 роки тому +2

      I made this 1k likes lol I'm so satisfied rn

    • @juanitarodriguez3111
      @juanitarodriguez3111 4 роки тому +19

      not to mention toxic masculinity and raping culture

    • @msmilano7091
      @msmilano7091 4 роки тому +9

      It wasn't a "toxic relationship" it was full on Stockholm syndrome

  • @eksentae
    @eksentae 4 роки тому +14328

    The evolution of "Are you lost-"
    "Are you lost babygirl?"
    "Are you lost babygorl?"
    "Are you lost babygrill?"
    "Are you lost babygorilla?"

    • @tamar5239
      @tamar5239 4 роки тому +147

      omg lol

    • @stardrop5075
      @stardrop5075 4 роки тому +293

      That phrase rose above it's incredibly cringey station.

    • @Emma-zv1jr
      @Emma-zv1jr 4 роки тому +71

      so funnyyyyy cause literally so freaking true hahahhahhaha

    • @CUBETechie
      @CUBETechie 4 роки тому +37

      I bet it would be a interesting movie a "father" and "his daughter"

    • @lydob2471
      @lydob2471 4 роки тому +3

  • @lenab.1080
    @lenab.1080 4 роки тому +6568

    How this movie would be quicker:
    Laura: *turns around*
    Guy: Hey bby gi-
    Laura: *pulls out pepper spray and sprays him in the eye, and runs away*
    *Credits*

  • @kayti_i
    @kayti_i Рік тому +43

    STOP the "bb gurl" in the first scene where they are together legit made me spit out my chocolate milk, like I was NOT expecting that

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Місяць тому

      @@kayti_i you a real one for drinking chocolate milk ong

  • @dudasilv23
    @dudasilv23 4 роки тому +11273

    seeing so many women saying stuff like "I wish I was kidnapped by him" makes me truly sad

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 роки тому +1214

      unless is followed by " so i could get close enough to kill him"

    • @MARYWTHER
      @MARYWTHER 4 роки тому +572

      Well you know how the Ansel Elgort is a rapist thing recently came out. The amount of people saying "hOW LucKY she IS" is actually alarming... and that's not a fictional dude.

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef 4 роки тому +186

      Because those women are full hypocrites

    • @alexandersanchez9860
      @alexandersanchez9860 4 роки тому +11

      Nora Girl how should we know if is real

    • @jasmineelizabeth3342
      @jasmineelizabeth3342 4 роки тому +61

      Nora Girl WHAT??? When did that come out? That’s so horrible to hear 🥺

  • @FlancitoEscondido17
    @FlancitoEscondido17 4 роки тому +2654

    Fifty shades of Grey: "We represent toxic relationships..."
    365 days: "Hold my roophies..."

    • @bumblebea3718
      @bumblebea3718 4 роки тому +17

      Holy shitt 💀💀

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 4 роки тому +14

      ooooooooof

    • @lulahit
      @lulahit 4 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @AshleyAdam16
      @AshleyAdam16 4 роки тому +18

      At least that was believable since relationships like that do exist irl. But wtf was 365 Days? Any woman in this situation irl would wind up dead and at the bottom of a lake.

    • @mistyspring6684
      @mistyspring6684 4 роки тому

      😅😂 well damn

  • @Man-dd9fs
    @Man-dd9fs 4 роки тому +3126

    In short: consent isn’t necessary when the guy is hot, romanticized Stockholm syndrome, a woman is hot when she has no personality

    • @kayleelam4858
      @kayleelam4858 4 роки тому +48

      yeah and tbh i wouldn't even say what happened was Stockholm , it was just a lot of manipulation on the guy's part (in terms of power) and on the director's part (in terms of story). I feel like saying it's Stockholm puts some blame on the victim ;-;.

    • @Man-dd9fs
      @Man-dd9fs 4 роки тому +60

      Kaylee Lam it’s never the victim’s fault, this syndrome is a defense mechanism

    • @brifromdowntown
      @brifromdowntown 4 роки тому +23

      Kaylee Lam I dont even think it was true manipulation. the movie was so rushed and i was confused on how she even fell for him. I feel like she has no personality

    • @kayleelam4858
      @kayleelam4858 4 роки тому +1

      lov. ell yeah I understand that but there were still many ways the dude manipulated her (isolation, control, violence) ,, there’s actually an interesting vid (ua-cam.com/video/t8xL7w1POZ0/v-deo.html ) about this trope

    • @brifromdowntown
      @brifromdowntown 4 роки тому +2

      Kaylee Lam he was controlling and her isolation played against her because she was alone and he was the only one there

  • @whitecallalily2351
    @whitecallalily2351 Рік тому +72

    Alex neglected to mention that Laura "ruined" Massimo's business deal by nearly getting SA'd and Massimo had to intervene. Thats honestly the part that disgusted me the most

  • @marysmile1603
    @marysmile1603 4 роки тому +10980

    I love how the entire population of Poland has come together to apologize for this movie's existence.

  • @Regent192
    @Regent192 4 роки тому +4235

    America - "We have made the worst movie ever"
    Poland - "Hold our vodka"

    • @z.kaminska130
      @z.kaminska130 4 роки тому +107

      Quick reminder that Tommy Wiseau is actually Polish, we had the worst film ever title all along

    • @ziemowitniesiolowski9689
      @ziemowitniesiolowski9689 4 роки тому +55

      *wódka

    • @karo3436
      @karo3436 4 роки тому +20

      @@ziemowitniesiolowski9689 NAZDROWIE

    • @elektraeriseros
      @elektraeriseros 4 роки тому +19

      @@z.kaminska130 are you telling me that man didn't just materialize out of the aether? 🤯🤯🤯
      I have learned something today

    • @mariakwi6988
      @mariakwi6988 4 роки тому +5

      @ pozdrawiam fana pani barbary białowąs

  • @bothermore4472
    @bothermore4472 4 роки тому +4187

    This needs pepper spray. Lots and lots of pepper spray

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 3 роки тому +31

      Agreed.

    • @OctoberLotus
      @OctoberLotus 3 роки тому +26

      Absolutely.

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 3 роки тому +60

      Screw pepper spray, this needs a 2 shot Derringer chambered in .500 Magnum loaded with lead dum-dum hollowpoints.

    • @c.8043
      @c.8043 3 роки тому +13

      No just a giant dagger or a sword

    • @lauriex8832
      @lauriex8832 3 роки тому +7

      And a thousand nukes would be a cherry on top

  • @aliciaarden2019
    @aliciaarden2019 Рік тому +18

    3:49 Nice fireplace. Great for Floo travelling.

  • @nehanair8475
    @nehanair8475 4 роки тому +3325

    I’ve seen so many polish people in the comments disowning any claim to this movie and my heart goes out to them 😂

    • @Sasz0o
      @Sasz0o 4 роки тому +24

      bless you 🙏😂

    • @magdalenapyrzych3699
      @magdalenapyrzych3699 4 роки тому +31

      Believe me if you would see such a ,,masterpiece” made by Americans for example you would do the same😂😂

    • @spacecat7260
      @spacecat7260 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you! 😂

    • @PictureItSicily
      @PictureItSicily 4 роки тому +39

      We're just sorry sh*t like that came from our country 😅😅😅

    • @serialBLEACHexpert98
      @serialBLEACHexpert98 4 роки тому +18

      Kinga B well you have great people like Zdzislaw Beksinski so you’re good

  • @ayeshaarif7828
    @ayeshaarif7828 4 роки тому +6455

    Imagine if he said "I do... *buisness* " and proceeded to pull out his pokemon card collection

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 роки тому +132

      Wait I'm wheezing at that idea

    • @RAINIBEAR
      @RAINIBEAR 4 роки тому +61

      Or Yugioh~ (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

    • @sarahmahab
      @sarahmahab 4 роки тому +105

      honestly that would’ve made a better movie

    • @ngairebarr1708
      @ngairebarr1708 4 роки тому +38

      Check out my shiny charizard

    • @laratadic172
      @laratadic172 4 роки тому +9

      That would be a better movie

  • @morganhixson4350
    @morganhixson4350 4 роки тому +7608

    50 Shades of Grey: I’m the worst movie 365 Days: Hold my Polish

    • @patrickstar796
      @patrickstar796 4 роки тому +177

      Notice how they both have numbers in their titles. I dunno why I’m pointing that out, just noticed

    • @user-io9mn1eh1u
      @user-io9mn1eh1u 4 роки тому +110

      As a Croatian girl I feel for Poland right now.
      Don't worry bro you will get throug this🇵🇱💖

    • @nive1592
      @nive1592 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @unknownsauce69
      @unknownsauce69 4 роки тому +50

      Hold my babi gurl

    • @Saturnnsaturn
      @Saturnnsaturn 4 роки тому +24

      a trashy mafia boss story from wattpad
      glorifying kidnapping/abuse/sexual assault but its okay because he was nice to me like once

  • @charliepea
    @charliepea 2 роки тому +157

    Imagine falling for a guy who's dangering your whole life... fucking disgusting.
    Also, this mafia boss romance trope is so common in teenage Wattpad fanfic stories. No wonder the movie's so bad.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Місяць тому

      @@charliepea it really does my head in how pretty much every single ridiculously popular wattpad book is about a mafia don charming a woman. Like shut the fvck up already.

  • @Claire-cn3wz
    @Claire-cn3wz 4 роки тому +6633

    The most unrealistic part of that WHOLE movie is the fact she was going to the bathroom by herself instead of taking her friend.

    • @james9468
      @james9468 3 роки тому +92

      I always go to the bathroom alone...

    • @michaelhafer1710
      @michaelhafer1710 3 роки тому +85

      Well, she's 29, not 12, so..

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 3 роки тому +386

      Yeah but when you're in a foregin country and you're literally a 5'3'' tiny woman, you know better than to go out at night alone. Plus, we always bring a friend to the bathroom

    • @mariehelenemed
      @mariehelenemed 3 роки тому +30

      @@dixiecronin7791 not everyone does that, it’s just toilet

    • @Sagacypher
      @Sagacypher 3 роки тому +222

      @@michaelhafer1710 No, women do it all the time. It’s for safety

  • @jacquelingarcia4257
    @jacquelingarcia4257 4 роки тому +3282

    Moral of the story: don’t go to a beach where there’s a mafia boss who will be obsessed with you if he sees you once.

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 роки тому +59

      Mafia Dons would shut down the entire beach so they can bask for 2seconds, plus it just looked off , a building in the beach , and the bitch doesnt question why are there so many big cars , am sure the gunshot part she would have heard . But hey , terrible authors + terrible directors= Shitty movie

    • @crescentmoon632
      @crescentmoon632 4 роки тому +5

      @@laureenambani8739 that made me think, makes sense

    • @LALA-hi4vd
      @LALA-hi4vd 4 роки тому +15

      Unless you are ugly

    • @Shush7717
      @Shush7717 4 роки тому +11

      wattapad logic

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 4 роки тому +4

      @@crescentmoon632 then the angle he was shot , made you wonder if a bird shot him because the bullet popped from the sky, this movie made 0.1 sense

  • @tinydream348
    @tinydream348 4 роки тому +2653

    as a polish person i deeply apologize for this tragedy of a movie lmao we dont claim it 😭

    • @melsbels
      @melsbels 4 роки тому +62

      Haha at least they didn’t google translate it

    • @drfreudsmom
      @drfreudsmom 4 роки тому +53

      Dw nobody deserves to claim this

    • @goodbyekitty5781
      @goodbyekitty5781 4 роки тому +8

      Same buddy

    • @martalaska8507
      @martalaska8507 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @ardehel
      @ardehel 4 роки тому +44

      This movie could ruin the image of Poland that the Witcher game tried to build

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams Рік тому +63

    What ticked me off about the author’s defense of her work was she tried pointing out the audience’s hypocrisy when they praise stories like Beauty and The Beast but criticize 365 Days. One story is about genuine love while the other is literal romanticized abuse.
    I think her goal was to call out the critiques people had regarding the Stockholm Syndrome by comparing the story to the Disney tale, however the latter had nuances that set it apart and actually had a healthy romance in it. Belle doesn’t fall in love with Beast until after he lets her go and she realizes he’s truly turned over a new leaf and learned how to be kind. In 365 Days. Massimo doesn’t grow as a character in the slightest.

    • @ScarlettOHara-zn8dn
      @ScarlettOHara-zn8dn 7 місяців тому +12

      Yea and also he did not throw that onto belle and force her to fall in love with him. She CHOSE to take her father's place. Beast never hurt belle physically. He wanted her to fall in love with him, but she was more important to him than his freedom so he let her go. He truly loved her and gave her space. She never knew she had to fall in love with him she just did.

    • @morbidhime
      @morbidhime 5 місяців тому +8

      100%! Belle willingly makes the choice to save Beast because he actually... gives her a choice. Massimo hardly does the bare minimum and doesn't even give Laura a damn choice at all.

    • @heretopissyouoff8439
      @heretopissyouoff8439 3 місяці тому +4

      EXACTLY!!!
      Creep: you're gonna stay here until you love me
      Beast: get the f*ck outta my house
      Creep: im not a monster. you'll love me
      Beast: im a monster you'll never love me
      Creep: ill never hurt you *proceeds* to hurt her
      Beast: ill tear you apart *can't even raise his voice without feeling bad*

    • @sovyenn
      @sovyenn 28 днів тому

      No, she's got a point. Those classic disney stories are creepy as fuck, the difference is it's marketed to kids which makes it better (a little less creepy) and worse (it teaches children harmful things)

  • @aksharagudipati4094
    @aksharagudipati4094 4 роки тому +1872

    i'm really digging that "abs: the musical" poster in Alex's cartoon room

  • @Ak-ox6mc
    @Ak-ox6mc 3 роки тому +10788

    “This guy makes Christian grey look like a disney prince” I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER EVER

    • @trishasarkar846
      @trishasarkar846 3 роки тому +64

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @na1959
      @na1959 3 роки тому +73

      I mean from the comment section a summarising what happened in the books..this guy actually killed a dog to take revenge on his ex and then sent the dead body to her in a box.
      F*** this guy.

    • @christianktb1952
      @christianktb1952 3 роки тому +28

      Nice one

    • @jasminetaylor9678
      @jasminetaylor9678 3 роки тому +13

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @jazzinikki01
      @jazzinikki01 2 роки тому +9

      Omg 😂

  • @victoriass8699
    @victoriass8699 4 роки тому +6194

    No one:
    Subtitles: " are you lost vinegar?"

  • @millaf.8084
    @millaf.8084 3 роки тому +73

    "She does that thing every girl does you know, play along and hope not to die." 😂😂😂
    Alex is out here speaking the truth.

  • @aaao8030
    @aaao8030 4 роки тому +1239

    This movie was actually disgusting and made 0 sense

    • @jennyms1998
      @jennyms1998 4 роки тому +26

      i am very worried about this trend of each movie getting creepier than the next and they still all pretend its romantic or hot

    • @petraleopold2713
      @petraleopold2713 4 роки тому +11

      @@jennyms1998 I didn't watch this movie but I don't even have desire to watch it😂

    • @jennyms1998
      @jennyms1998 4 роки тому

      @Winston Smith that is what concerns me so much, it is such an unhealthy trend

    • @aquilo1714
      @aquilo1714 4 роки тому

      JennyM1998 This is the logical conclusion of the idea that men and women are equal, and should be made equal, and considered equal, no matter what; every tendency gives birth to a counter-tendency; the tendency for a long time now has been towards equality; now, the counter-tendency is beginning to surge; and it doesn’t help that equality is impossible to achieve either; making everyone equal is as impossible as making every star in the sky equal in size, or making every tree and leaf and flower equal in color; and it’s interesting that women are the ones who are at the forefront of this trend towards a kind of primitive tournament world where the strong and the vicious and the powerful get everything they want, and everyone else gets nothing; this proves how futile and ill-conceived all of our modern ideas are.

    • @aquilo1714
      @aquilo1714 4 роки тому

      JennyM1998 In the past, it was considered customary and natural and just for women to sleep with and fall in love with the men who were directly responsible for slaughtering their kindred in battle; the ubiquity of this phenomenon back then gave birth to a tendency in the feminine soul to fall deeply in love with murderous men, and turned this tendency into an evolutionary adaptation; this makes it universal; the popularity of this movie is nothing but a reflection of that evolutionary tendency in action; it’s quite disgusting, actually; if you take this tendency to it’s logical conclusion, then what you get is a fascistic world order, where the top tier is inhabited by sociopaths and the middle tier by their slaves and willing concubines and the bottom tier by everyone else; the realization of an order like this might be possible given how much technology is advancing, and especially biomechanical and biophysical control technologies; you have reason to be concerned; your intuition is in the right place; and it goes without saying that this is also part of the reason that the male suicide rate is so damn high; of course, for obvious reasons, no one in the mainstream will ever admit of a connection there.

  • @capricorn3511
    @capricorn3511 4 роки тому +4992

    As a Polish person I would like to say that entire Poland is terribly sorry.

    • @rajaalambarki3767
      @rajaalambarki3767 4 роки тому +214

      capri corn as an Italian person...I’d like to say that the entire country is not sorry....cuz we fucking have massimo..and that’s why I’m changing country

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 4 роки тому +45

      @@rajaalambarki3767 you have a lot of Massimos in Italy? How come Italian women are not crazy?

    • @chiarac7987
      @chiarac7987 4 роки тому +13

      Reza Adara NO AHAHA we fortunately do not have a lot of massimos

    • @rajaalambarki3767
      @rajaalambarki3767 4 роки тому +2

      @@chiarac7987 I actually see them a lot,maybe it's taste
      Oh te dico, alcuni so boni

    • @maja1524
      @maja1524 4 роки тому +21

      Wszyscy moi znajomi kochają ten film. Chyba muszę poszukać nowych...

  • @Callmesans.111
    @Callmesans.111 3 роки тому +7874

    fifty shades : u can't copy my homework
    365 : whyy? baby gorl

    • @strawberry2559
      @strawberry2559 3 роки тому +78

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noonecomment7197
      @noonecomment7197 3 роки тому +376

      Twilight = where the hell is my homework ?

    • @fiction-house7852
      @fiction-house7852 3 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ViciousFurstin
      @ViciousFurstin 3 роки тому +14

      This made me laugh out lout! Best comment of 2021!
      Edit* I read it again and it did made me laugh out loud for the 10th time.

    • @BTSUPER10R
      @BTSUPER10R 3 роки тому +18

      This comment was better than watching a two hours movie 🤣🤣

  • @dianaolivia2947
    @dianaolivia2947 Рік тому +77

    I don't even understand why Massimo can be obsessed with Laura. Like they are strangers from diff countries. And he only saw her ONCE ffs

  • @shae.2214
    @shae.2214 4 роки тому +6426

    This isn’t a romance. This is a horror movie.

    • @itisiahuman2482
      @itisiahuman2482 4 роки тому +372

      It actually would have been kinda good as a horror movie... where she doesn't fall for him of course, but plays along and escapes/kills him at the end.

    • @idk-uv7mt
      @idk-uv7mt 4 роки тому +5

      Thought_ie ________ lmao ikr

    • @beaker9912
      @beaker9912 4 роки тому +40

      I thought it was a comedy

    • @jerusha4jesus
      @jerusha4jesus 4 роки тому +21

      Put some creepy bgm on and your set

    • @commanderfalcon1595
      @commanderfalcon1595 4 роки тому +17

      we need a new brand horror/how do some people find this romantic, we can put and 50 shades of grey

  • @whalesoup8914
    @whalesoup8914 4 роки тому +2438

    "Why are you so disobedient?"
    Man, I hate it when the people I kidnap dont listen to me

    • @marcellaramirez5688
      @marcellaramirez5688 4 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

    • @AnjaliSingh-nw3ee
      @AnjaliSingh-nw3ee 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @o.o9296
      @o.o9296 4 роки тому +83

      I know right, the kids in my basement won't stop crying

    • @kaylabattle1375
      @kaylabattle1375 4 роки тому +41

      Pufferfish-San same 😞 and they keep asking for their parents.

    • @olisenpaii2090
      @olisenpaii2090 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah like do I need to chop off their fingers one by one to make them understand? Sigh.....

  • @subhashpa956
    @subhashpa956 4 роки тому +2970

    Imagine that guy tip toe ran behind the bushes before Laura turned back

  • @yamahakid450f
    @yamahakid450f Рік тому +30

    You kidnapped me, held me against my will for 365 days, away from my friends and family, just to try and force me to love you, then called me disobedient like I'm some slave rather than a kidnapping victim... but then saved me from drowning?...A little 'ole disobedient, job ruining, ungrateful girl like me?"
    *Stockholm syndrome activated*
    "....I love you."

  • @nandanabenoy97
    @nandanabenoy97 4 роки тому +15425

    This is one of the rare movies where "still a better love story than twilight" doesn't apply.

    • @armellebiampamba4257
      @armellebiampamba4257 4 роки тому +414

      Dang...that's true.

    • @Kat-vo7ze
      @Kat-vo7ze 4 роки тому +115

      Damn..spoke my mind.. actually u didn't I'm too dumb to think of something like this..😝

    • @CookiesAreNoice
      @CookiesAreNoice 3 роки тому +38

      😭✋🏾

    • @belindamelissa8801
      @belindamelissa8801 3 роки тому +60

      this movie makes for sure even less sense.. but you can at least enjoy the sex scenes lol I'm not sure about what to enjoy in Twilight to be honest lol

    • @michaelhafer1710
      @michaelhafer1710 3 роки тому +28

      Nothing is a worse love story than Twilight. Not even that movie. Or did they e.g. started sparkling, played "vampire baseball" and always stared at each other without saying anything looking massively constipated and I just missed it? Seriously, in this movie you can at least fast forward to the soft porn.. there is nothing sexual in Twilight, and if there was, I wouldn't want to watch it

  • @stacyrodriguez128
    @stacyrodriguez128 4 роки тому +3465

    I'm still shocked on how she was so calm after finding out she's been kidnapped.

    • @todietootoo
      @todietootoo 4 роки тому +36

      She tried to shoot him and she tried so hard to fight. She also tried to escape several times

    • @ccrepaldi4740
      @ccrepaldi4740 4 роки тому +129

      Right? Half the time she’s like “😑”

    • @genia662
      @genia662 4 роки тому +3

      EXACTLY!!

    • @ssavage987
      @ssavage987 4 роки тому +107

      @@todietootoo Tried so hard to fight? He pushed her down on a chair and she just sat there. Every girl know to kick the guy in the dick then run

    • @serenityq26
      @serenityq26 4 роки тому +32

      cause he's fine and rich. duh

  • @crimson_auror
    @crimson_auror 4 роки тому +2860

    Whoever wrote this movie definitely has a background in fanfiction
    Edit: this comment was not meant to make fun of fanfiction, only to point out that the mafia kidnapping thing is a very common theme amongst fanfic writers. I have read my fair share of fanfiction and there’s some really talented writers out there who have written material much better than this.

    • @bubblepops8764
      @bubblepops8764 4 роки тому +67

      I'm pretty sure this is a published fanfic like 50 shades

    • @karenpilch1058
      @karenpilch1058 4 роки тому +59

      it was actually based on a polish bestseller... honestly, the fact it got popular is pretty disturbing

    • @SinoM123
      @SinoM123 4 роки тому +6

      This comment had me creasing, wow. hahaha

    • @akosbarati2239
      @akosbarati2239 4 роки тому +4

      You wish. I've read an interview just yesterday with an actor who gave a long rant about how women are no longer women, and men no longer men, and he felt used as a young actor because he was typecast in such roles, but then "he accepted the responsibility".

    • @patricianicole3753
      @patricianicole3753 4 роки тому +25

      It originally was on Wattpad, but then later published and is the first in a series. So yeah, Mafia kidnap love stories are huge on Wattpad.

  • @puppetpawss
    @puppetpawss 2 роки тому +29

    I feel like movies like this wouldn't be as bad if they actually portrayed the horrifying actions of the male love interest as horrifying rather than sexy.
    The main issue with movies like this is
    "Yeah these are red flags, but good thing red is my favorite color!"

  • @Mike-ht8jt
    @Mike-ht8jt 4 роки тому +2303

    “Hey mommy, how did you and dad meet” “he kidnapped me and forced me to love him”

    • @maellg9184
      @maellg9184 4 роки тому +21

      Well she died so

    • @monstam8439
      @monstam8439 4 роки тому +34

      Mae Llg Spoiler
      I am sorry to disappoint you but: No, she just get kidnapped again. There're 3 books and the first book is the first movie. There will be more...

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 4 роки тому +13

      Mae Llg Na sadly I heard there were three other books 🤮😭

    • @adrianadunkley1857
      @adrianadunkley1857 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @HorrorDiva01
      @HorrorDiva01 4 роки тому +13

      @@monstam8439 I read that they ruined a lot of the characters on the third book lol. Let's hope netflix just leaves it at one movie so we can all forget about it.

  • @ahappyaxolotl3364
    @ahappyaxolotl3364 4 роки тому +865

    Every time Alex plays "Are you lost, babygirl?" a braincell is lost.

  • @carltonbanks2351
    @carltonbanks2351 4 роки тому +1790

    "I think it's rather clear that she wants you to leave"
    Me: ... so, now he understands boundaries? Cute.

    • @LeanneLukacs
      @LeanneLukacs 4 роки тому +66

      Yes, how convenient that he understands that when it's about someone else and not him....

  • @ajeethasreeb1514
    @ajeethasreeb1514 2 роки тому +33

    How to take a story and divide it into 2 genres:
    Thriller:
    1. Creepy music
    2. More creepy music
    3. Investigation done by the main charecter
    4. Did I mention creepy music
    5. The guy seems romantic at start but turns out to be a creep.
    Romance :
    Rich guy
    Handsome
    The girl falls in love
    Stalkholm syndrome

  • @Alex-jg2bc
    @Alex-jg2bc 4 роки тому +5497

    If the man wasn't 'attractive' this would literally be a horror movie

    • @rexgeorgerodriguez7620
      @rexgeorgerodriguez7620 4 роки тому +195

      Facts........... Attractive people mostly dominate the world..... disappointing but it's the truth.No matter how horrible they are, they gain the power.

    • @paruhangmaa
      @paruhangmaa 4 роки тому +48

      @@rexgeorgerodriguez7620 the sad reality. :( its privelage i guess

    • @CUBETechie
      @CUBETechie 4 роки тому +3

      The Humor is in the basement 🙄😉🤭
      9gag.com/gag/5471115

    • @kunaetixx2047
      @kunaetixx2047 4 роки тому

      Fr lmao

    • @leeleecassidy7175
      @leeleecassidy7175 4 роки тому +81

      It doesn't matter how "attractive" he is, I still see this as a horror movie. Well, a comedy-horror 😂

  • @mollymontana509
    @mollymontana509 4 роки тому +18499

    I’m glad we’re all equally disgusted at “baBY GIRL”

    • @blep5413
      @blep5413 4 роки тому +547

      The worst introduction to someone youve just met! Might end up in getting the weirdo a smack across the face or awkward silence in reality tbh

    • @nooneimportant7736
      @nooneimportant7736 4 роки тому +656

      *b Æ B y g Ö r L*

    • @amarzya445
      @amarzya445 4 роки тому +375

      I'm a 29 year old woman and I would be out the second someone called me babygirl. wtf

    • @AnnJo-gq8gu
      @AnnJo-gq8gu 4 роки тому +196

      As soon as I heard that on the trailer, I knew the movie was trash 🤢

    • @wendiefernandes6385
      @wendiefernandes6385 4 роки тому +56

      Disgusted bruh it’s the best part lmfao 😂

  • @turnitupwithnelly-2337
    @turnitupwithnelly-2337 4 роки тому +1814

    "Are you lost , babygirl?"
    Me: *pulls out gun* SAY BABY GIRL *_ONE.MORE.TIME_*

  • @faye626
    @faye626 2 роки тому +38

    Me: nothing can be worse than this movie
    The sequel: observe

    • @jimmie4141
      @jimmie4141 2 роки тому +3

      Literally said "Hold my beer'....the bar was already in hell😂😂...i legit dont know how they managed to sink even further😂😂

  • @ifstanwasemo725
    @ifstanwasemo725 4 роки тому +1990

    As a wattpad writer I may be biased... BUT I'VE READ FANFICS MADE BY 12 YEAR OLDS THAT ARE BETTER THAN THIS!

    • @erwinsmithsarm3669
      @erwinsmithsarm3669 4 роки тому +129

      No one actually watched 365 for the plot but for other reasons 💀

    • @GhostyToastii
      @GhostyToastii 4 роки тому +90

      As another wattpad writer and reader, I can confirm this

    • @nichellehannah6462
      @nichellehannah6462 4 роки тому +5

      I was the 100th like. Ur welcome

    • @tuckamorethetree9427
      @tuckamorethetree9427 4 роки тому +50

      I agree, there are some talented twelve year olds wandering the fan fiction plains.

    • @globalsmileangelia
      @globalsmileangelia 4 роки тому +23

      As another wattpad writer and reader I can also confirm

  • @mervekorkmaz7117
    @mervekorkmaz7117 3 роки тому +17383

    The fun part is, if Massimo only had asked Laura to go to a date she would've said yes. because she was so tired of her boyfriend already

  • @LivingWithAvile
    @LivingWithAvile 4 роки тому +595

    “Are you lost, babygirl.” That is just creeeepyyyyyyyyy. Abs the musical is definitely a hit.

  • @mxlxcvxl
    @mxlxcvxl 3 роки тому +17

    “Buonasera”
    I’m Italian and this actually made me flinch 😂

    • @adrianagauci4894
      @adrianagauci4894 9 місяців тому +2

      Why did I burst out laughing at that part 😂

  • @nonenonenone1604
    @nonenonenone1604 4 роки тому +2412

    Alex's animations have more expressions than the actors on this movie

  • @adolphaselrah9506
    @adolphaselrah9506 4 роки тому +1933

    “I would like you to teach me to be gentle.” You mean how to be a decent human being? I’m pretty sure that there are therapists for that. Please see one.

    • @danicleckley5404
      @danicleckley5404 4 роки тому +97

      That's what I was thinking. He's rich. He can afford therapy.

    • @isabellamurungi4366
      @isabellamurungi4366 4 роки тому +9

      Hahaha definitely

    • @jennylg6582
      @jennylg6582 4 роки тому +5

      AMEN

    • @kairi3177
      @kairi3177 7 місяців тому +1

      She says this to him knees him in the balls, grabs the keys, runs like hell grabs a car and gets away from him goes into hiding never sees him again.
      The End.
      One can dream...

  • @poojamohalkar6961
    @poojamohalkar6961 4 роки тому +2544

    Movie: ArE yOu LoSt BaByGiRL
    Internet: *it’s free real estate*

    • @annigeez12
      @annigeez12 4 роки тому +57

      Pooja Mohalkar it’s babygorl

    • @balsam4161
      @balsam4161 4 роки тому +6

      i died at that

    • @flosuki
      @flosuki 4 роки тому +4

      The level of cringe I experienced EACH AND EVERY TIME he say that line is undescribable. Like I suffer from second hand embarrassment naturally but this takes the cake lmao. But them sexy scenes though ....🤤

  • @MsIalSs
    @MsIalSs 2 роки тому +41

    I absolutely started hating the term "baby girl" thanks to this movie.

  • @michelafuggetta4475
    @michelafuggetta4475 4 роки тому +3179

    Also,as an italian, romanticizing mafia is very wrong.

    • @letiziareis.
      @letiziareis. 4 роки тому +63

      Preach 👏🏼

    • @sarahbellalouis5126
      @sarahbellalouis5126 4 роки тому +54

      thank you for telling them

    • @giuliapellegrino6487
      @giuliapellegrino6487 4 роки тому +33

      QUALCUNO LO HA DETTO GRAZIE

    • @stacythompson1100
      @stacythompson1100 4 роки тому +23

      Hey it was a better love story than Twilight lmao.

    • @thelonewolf6425
      @thelonewolf6425 4 роки тому +106

      Stacy Thompson Nah at least Teilight tried to find a story to focus on. But this film is pretty much just...porn. That’s it.

  • @jazzywazzy8191
    @jazzywazzy8191 4 роки тому +3411

    Everyone who reads wattpad has read a story like this

  • @emmastone8779
    @emmastone8779 4 роки тому +3454

    “Are you lost baby girl?”
    Me : **gags**

  • @valentina_ash12
    @valentina_ash12 Місяць тому +4

    3:24 guys i’m crying! that’s not hot at all! “BABY GUUURL”

  • @brooklynnhunter6223
    @brooklynnhunter6223 4 роки тому +6936

    You just know that if the main guy was ugly it would be a horror movie

  • @musicabelle68
    @musicabelle68 4 роки тому +3726

    I swear wattpad just has their own genre of movies nowadays

    • @courts1436
      @courts1436 4 роки тому +49

      This isn't wattpad thought this is a real published book

    • @anaprzybylska7338
      @anaprzybylska7338 4 роки тому +65

      Unfortunately this was a real book, not Wattpad story and it was huge bestseller also there are two more books.

    • @avasipahioglu71
      @avasipahioglu71 4 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @JoAnna-le2wr
      @JoAnna-le2wr 4 роки тому +10

      Truth be told, Wattpad looks like a childrens books series compared with this crap.

    • @courts1436
      @courts1436 4 роки тому +58

      @@JoAnna-le2wr girl you haven't gone deep enough on Wattpad this 365 days is the Mello shit on wattpad

  • @rhiannonfisher2792
    @rhiannonfisher2792 4 роки тому +1724

    “She does that thing every girl does where she just plays along and tries not to die.” The accuracy hurts 👌🏻

    • @just1desi
      @just1desi 4 роки тому +59

      This happens way to often to be right in modern times

    • @dreamingofthemoon
      @dreamingofthemoon 4 роки тому +1

      Yepp

    • @vanessad5269
      @vanessad5269 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment even though there are 1000 likes

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 2 місяці тому +1

      Seriously excellent and accurate quote.

  • @yenhainguyen8904
    @yenhainguyen8904 3 роки тому +47

    "This makes 50 shade of gey look like a masterpiece"
    Literally me: dies