You'd have to tell people not to watch it then 🤣 they base on views among other things. Likely they get views that justify the cost which is prolly not that bad compared to a tv series no matter how good but can't garner enough views to justify the cost.
@@audreynothepburn7663 About a week ago. We lost the shows Toil and Trouble and Boons and Curses. They completely blind-sided the animators working for them and suddenly let them go.
@@Chelsea_Danger I did not know that. Explains so much. My family and I have missed some of our favorites and wondered why some really good animated shows were not renewed.
Considering the 365 days book series started out as a fanfiction based off Fifty Shades, which also started as fanfiction based off the Twilight Saga, it only makes sense that 365 Days is worse.
Also, as an Italian, I would like to point something out. Romanticising *mafia bosses* or anyone who is part of the mafia is absolutely sick. It is a system of murder and torture which still affects our country today and which a Polish author - who obviously doesn't know anything about organised crime - should not write about in this sort of light. Oh, and trust me, mafia bosses do not look like ANY of the guys in this movie. Get better idols.
Yeah, and not only that, but both of the movies only say he is in the mafia like a few times and then kidnap people when they want something "interesting" to happen. The whole mafia thing is barely in the movie😂
@@corpsewrld5955 yes it is, all three are disgusting trilogy or franchise whatever and yet they managed to make the other ones look like a masterpiece. And don't dragged Twilight to this because Bella and Edward's relationship wasn't as disgusting and toxic as these three franchises
unfortunately as a person that has read wattpad in their precious developmental years i guessed the evil twin part. This whole 2 part movie feel like something straight out of a wattpad fanfiction written by a bored writer in their early teenage years.
To anyone who thinks that Alex has an easy job, just try and watch 20 minutes of this terrible, terrible, terrible terrible movie. Give this man more flowers and definitely give him more praise.
Truly! Sometimes I don't even have the words to describe what I hated or annoyed me about a terrible movie and this man makes a full video..... superpowers
OH BOY the freaking book seems to be 20x worse than that I mean I have not (and never will) read it myself, but I do love watching Amanda the Jedi talking about them
see, i think that's the best part of the movie. now if only the films could embrace these ridiculous parts of themselves and take themselves less seriously i think they'd be far more enjoyable
I’d already seen Amanda the Jedi cover this, so seeing Alex dismissively say “maybe it’s his evil twin” while knowing that’s exactly where this was going was just extra hilarious honestly.
The worst part is the romanticization of mafia. I'm italian and I assure you that nobody wants to watch a movie that portraits "a good side of the mafia" because there isn't. That's really harmful, people died and still today mafia has so much power. It's not something to be horny about. It's disgusting.
Organized crime and criminals in general get romanticized a lot in romance media. It's not great. But too many women are into the fantasy of dangerous men to ever stop it I think. Though tbf it's not like it's only romance media romanticizing criminals, other popular media does it to. Think Breaking Bad, or going further back, The Godfather.
Im german and thanks to Hollywood and a preference for old movies I sorta grew up with a romantication of mafias and yeah it's bs. it's hard to unlearn if something is so engrained in your brain from childhood and I hate Hollywood for that. thats such an irresponsible thing to do. I have learned to distinguish the pretentious glamour Hollywood portrayal of mafia and the actual reality of mafia since.
Seriously How did this movie even get a sequel it’s literally a rip off of 50 shades of Gray which was based on a Twilight Fanfic and these movies literally promote Stockholm Syndrome
"Sir, our latest movie is doing poorly. We need to turn this around and make something better!" "What? And give the people what they want?! You're fired! Give them another dumpster flick!" Guarentee that's what goes down in those boardrooms.
can we talk about how they seemingly dropped the whole “losing baby” plotline? like the whole car accident thing ended so ambiguously in the last movie and in the end it’s just... not even relevant? like laura’s fine and they just fast forward to the wedding, and somehow her losing the baby had no bearing on the plot like what was even the point 😭😭
Oh, it's even worse in the books, where she was sad about it for about half a page, her friend got annoyed at her being sad, so she took her to the hairdresser and for a shopping, and that made Laura think that yeah, she can't be sad her whole life, not with her new amazing hairstyle, so she decided to let it go
You know what's the worst about this review? As a native Polish speaker, I understand everything the actors say... And I think my two brain cells died by the end of the review.
Netflix canceling potentially good shows after one season, canceling animation projects, but keeps spending millions to mediocre projects like these... disappointed to the say the least 😕
@@eugeneflores6153 in a same way one feels sorry if someone from their city does something stupid. And a bit angry that it is a movie that was exported and is popular worldwide
@@qbel4255 so it's just your feelings and other people overeacting. I'm sure people are smart enough to know that this movie and author doesn't represent the whole country
@@aegctgames993 Beauty and the beast isn’t even about Stockholm Syndrome Belle didn’t start caring for him until he actually saved her and started acting kind
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 That and when she was given the option to leave, she did. Someone with Stockholm Syndrome wouldn't have left. Belle had way more agency than people give her credit for.
Laura's logic Kidnapped : yes Follow strangers : yes Ran away from mafia hubby after a few insignificant fights : yes trusting a stranger she knows as gardener : yes asking a very relevant logic : NO
@@rose_blue1 to Massimo? Yes. She was forced at first but then stockholm syndrome. THENNNN came in Nacho. Without thinking who tf is Nacho she just simply followed him, letting him snatching her away. The first question of Nacho is he is a gardener. How on earth a Gardener, be allowed in a ball hosted by mafia all around. That's a weird combination there. Then how on earth he knows she's there? He is, fair reminder, A GARDENER. Did he stalk her? Did he followed her? RED FLAG. Laura knows that she is marrying a mafia, a mafia boss to be more exact, she is well aware of that now. So she is also well aware Massimo would have AT LEAST one enemy. Never occured to her that part? A lot actually makes no sense. Okay fair enough Nacho lied to her at first but she never looked around? She even talk to his sister. His sister lived like a rich person which contradicts every reason for Nacho to be a gardener in a mafia house. He is not that subtle in his ways of living anyway. His dad is wealthy and he choose to be a gardener? In real world that makes absolute ridiculous 💀💀. Laura never ever think why on earth the gardener she knows on and off, basically only a few times within the household, to be there in the first place? Weird and weird. Even when she is hurt by the allegedly cheating of massimo, she lowered her guard so easily over a complete stranger... She barely knows Massimo to begin with anyway 💀💀 Sorry I just wanna rant out 💀💀
@@KindOfTiredofLiyfewhat’s really funny is how this “strong independent feisty woman” spent so much time trying to get her husband to f*ck her yet again, even when he was in the middle of a “business” meeting. You know who she reminded me of at those times? Peg Freakin’ Bundy lol.
For the people wondering why the mafia premise is such a popular thing for media, it's because of the Forbidden Fruit Effect. It's where something that seems unavailable, dangerous and morally ambiguous becomes desirable to the brain. It's also why incest p0rn, student teacher novels and fanfiction is popular. People know it's morally wrong but that's the kick people want. While I see the iffyness of it due to real life situations (I'm Japanese and we have Yakuza), I can understand the appeal. I like the Yakuza games because they are badass but I would never want to be associated with them in real life. Same thing with the mafia premise, people like the feeling of danger while not being in actual danger. It's just messed up humanity.
say what y'all want but this movie was fantastically showstoppinngly tremendously phenomenally amazing at being the worst thing I have ever seen. I think the singular highlight of this movie is the fact that literally every single other movie will feel like an Oscar worthy cinematic masterpiece by comparison.
I feel like the premise of "I was protecting you" is so much more compelling than kidnapping in the first place?? Like, if she was a successful business woman they could have made her get involved somehow with the mafia, have Massimo hear from his family what the plan was for her, take pity on her, and keep her safe for a year where they inevitably fall in love. This way he could have a character arch, she could live an escapist fantasy, and the second movie could be about his brother finding out about her or something. Literally ANYTHING would make more sense than what they're doing.
And I am still angry that they canceled "Anne with an E" and "Julie and the Phantoms" :( How can they make another part of 365 days and cancel shows that are actually good?
It’s all good. I don’t claim this cringe-fest of a movie as Polish, Italian, Hungarian, Nigerian, Guinean, Mexican, etc. It’s just too cringe to fall into any national categories…
As a Polish person (bc, in case anyone is unaware, this godforsaken piece of supposed cinema is largely Polish and based on a Polish book) - WE ARE SO SORRY THIS GOT MADE. Spoiler alert - there's also a third book in this equally godforsaken series, soooo... I wonder what Netflix's gonna spew out on us sooner or later.
The kissing scenes were super AWFUL!!! When I told my sister about them she was like "this is how people who like it 'rough' do it and I'm like, " liking it rough doesn't mean you have to lick the entire foundation off the face like an ice cream,sister. 🙄🙄
Umm miss thing agreed to marry him A MONTH into her kidnapping. Its probably been two months since the first "ARe yOu lOsT BaBygOrl" when she said that comment lmao
Netflix is hard because you have amazing shows like the Witcher, shadow and bone, the umbrella academy, etc. and then you have just. Hot rotting garbage.
Umbrella Academy is fine but I'm sick of it dragging its plot and characters through the mud where they each take one step forward and two steps back. Like bruh how-
But this stupid, uh, I don't know. I had to skip school for many years for some reasons, and I was always known as very bad at school aside from arts and sports, so basicly, dumb. And to this day, im32, I can't say I'm smart, but I do have logic thinking, enough to know that I should knock this kind of asshole out the next chance I get and find a route home. Nobody could ever get my heart who kidnappes me. And if I'm a married woman and see my husband cheating, I would absolutely talk to him right as soon and possible, and would never hunk about running away bef9clearing it up, and especially not to the next hot guy I know and especially not to someone I've just spoken once. And even if I would never eve rbe satisfied if they answered to my question how he fucking owns an island, they are doing business. Being successful enough to buy an island and doing gardening as a hobby? Yeaaaaaah
Btw, is it told that she comes from a rich household that could buy her a position? It's rude to think that all woman doing "business" buy themselves the position. I'm sure many woman have worked really hard and smart to get where they are.
Can someone explain why Massimo’s rival is pretending to be his Gardner? I just noticed that if Nacho is in the mafia and hella rich why is he in his RIVAL’s garden?
I guess to facilitate luring her away? Good thing he chose to make it a believable lie by dressing the part in normal gardener attire, carrying tools and discussing his work plans with his bosses new wife. He could be a spy.
It feels like Netflix has gone the “let’s make shows that are such dumpster fires that people will have no choice but to watch them to even believe they exist” route as opposed to the, you know, “let’s make good tv people will actually enjoy watching and want to see more of” route
I genuinely think that Netflix produce willingly these garbages because they know it will Be talked about way more than any other good movies /TV shows, there will be more ytb videos about it and it will attract attention easily, the irony of it all is that despite being considered as garbage, 365 deni still managed to top the most viewed items in Netflix 😭 , as a result , producers may think that it was well recieved and thus make another one, the most saddening thing in all of this Is that producers doesn't need anymore to produce great movies because they know pretty well that it will Be viewed by a lot of people and thus gain a lot of money , they don't care about quality , that's why they end up making a so called movie, devoid of dialogue, plotless and full of sex scenes, they are taking us as fools, it's frustrating knowing that there is great TV shows that got cancelled :((
@@sabrinaogbi3864 I mean its not that they take us for fools. Its that 80% of people are fools. Just look at 90% of reality TV. Those existed before Netflix, those will exist after it.
Tbh I very clearly understand why they do this. Such a great show like Heartstopper was only on 8th or 9th position in the US whereas utter garbage like this will rule the Netflux charts in multiple countries for WEEKS or even months. No matter how much we hate on it, a shit ton of people will tune in for the sex scenes. It's sad but it's supply and demand. I only watch Netflix for Young Royals and Heartstopper. They are the only saving grace.
Just for a second, let's put aside the bad story telling, cause I'm more annoyed at the horrible dialogue. Who is writing this?? It's just all so bad that you can't help but be curious to watch just to confirm to yourself that it really is THAT bad.
It really is THAT bad. Look the entire movie was horrible but the dialogue was unforgivable. You just have to see it for yourself...not sure you'll last past the montages though
Guys so I found the transcript for this movie and it has exactly 4,421 words. This could have been said in 15min. And they made a whole 2hour movie out of it..... I would say that is some high level art.
Totally understand it happened to me in Albania. (I‘m Albanian) that I got involved with an weird mafia guy (I think he was part of the mafia) he tried to kidnap me 😅
YOU'RE RIGHT, the kisses and the raunchy scenes are so GROSS, they look like the parody of the Exorcist in SCARY MOVIE 2, I can't believe they used the EVIL TWIN BROTHER cliche out of the butt I immediately thought of Riverdale and had a fit of laughter
Not 11 montages. I actually counted it. This movie consists of 23 montages, 8 sex scenes and 20 pair of huge and amazing glasses. The glasses looked good, they were probably the only good thing about this „movie”…
Alex explaining what these male characters do for a living was like when in How I Met Your Mother they ask Barney what he does for a living and he just goes "huh, please"
Not proud of myself but, I'm going to be that person: Stockholm syndrome is not when the captive falls in love with their captor, it's when they sympathise with their captor.
I'm half Sicilian and had family members in the mafia and I'm not happy with how they portrayed the mafia at all. This romanticization of is disgusting. That being said, if you watch this after you take an edible it turns into a much more entertaining movie 10/10 would recommend.
1. I’m sorry that you had to see this cringe-fest with a side of mafia and Stockholm syndrome romanticism. 2. I wouldn’t even recommend this movie to a talking frog.
I mean Anastasia and Christian's relationship almost looked healthy compared to Laura and Massimo's, and both of the relationshps are pretty toxic.....👀
I find it hilarious how Laura confronting Massimo about being controlling or whatever, comes across like she knows that what he's doing is toxic and manipulative, but then just...doesn't do anything about it.
After laughing at the Barbie presentation, I feel like if they would’ve based the movie off satire, there could’ve been a much better audience response😂
This movie got worse and I honestly didn't think it was possible. It took me like 3 hours to finish it because I kept pausing it out of frustration. I now honestly believe that I could write a script. Far better than this one. Smh
Hi ! Actually Nacho is a real spanish nickname for the name Ignacio. May seem weird for americans but hey to us it is not as weird as Dick being a nickname for Richard 🤷♀️
@@andreavazquez9101 That's great and thank you for that info. But his name isn't Ignacio though.. That's never mentioned. See 14:10 his name is Marcello or whatever. He literally explains it himself only as "because my parents are of Spanish decent is why I have this nickname". And Nachos are Mexican 🤷🏼♀️😂
@@MarinaKalle Well yes he did not mention it explicitly but if someone introduces himself to you like "Hi i'm Bob/Bobby" you can only assume that his name is Robert, so his name can very well be Ignacio. (Though I must admit having it as a middle name hardly make sense but the movie itself doesnt make ans sense either so🤷♀️). And yes, Nachos (with an S) are a Mexican dish, but Ignacio and the nickname Nacho are both Spanish.
@@andreavazquez9101 I see! That's really interesting thank you 😄 But yes I also question the cultural accuracy of this in the film 🤭 It would be funny if they got this one thing right though 🙈
@@MarinaKalle You're welcome ! Furthermore, if you wanna know Nachos (dish) were named after the chef who created them, Ignacio Garcia, that's why it is both a mexican snack and a much older spanish nickname (who btw also exists for women Ignacia/Nacha but is quite uncommon)
People are forgetting that Netflix isn’t making this movie or deciding whether another one is made or not. It’s done by a Polish film company and Netflix just paid for the international distribution rights.
@@marine463 True, but Netflix is trying to get the international market built up since it’s struggling in the States, so that means buy the rights to foreign movies.
@@rogermcdowell5155 Yes but they are many better foreign movies. Either the ones who decide do not watch the films before launching, or they do but think we are too dumb anyway.
This comment section is basically Italian people dissuading the rest of the world from romanticising the mafia and Polish people apologizing to other nations for the making of this movie, and i just love how the hate for this movie has brought the whole planet together like this
They will make 2 "365 Days" movies, 3 "Princess Switch" movies a million seasons of "To All The Boys" but cancel amazing shows like "Sense8" "Santa Clarita Diet" or "The Get Down." And the Netflix wonders why everyone is switching to Hulu or HBO and why they are losing money so fast.
Another show they cancelled was the Greenhouse Academy. I loved it and was excited by the plot twist and wanted to find out when season 5 was coming out and they cancelled it. I was so disappointed. I also felt the same way with Unlisted. It only got 1 season and it ended on a kind of cliffhanger.
Yeah.Just signed HBO max today and I'm thinking about signing Curiosity stream. I can't find anything that I like on Netflix anymore,all the good movies are gone and good series are being cancelled. Idk about the Netflix situation in other countries,but here in Brazil, Netflix is getting really bad
Most of the shows that get canceled aren't shows that I have even heard of or watched. I was disappointed that The Babysitters Club got canceled though.
Netflix: so let me get this straight you want us to cancel all of our good shows and then give you more of all of the bad stuff? Everyone: uh no Netflix: OK fine but you asked for it
I never understood or liked the mafia romanticization in American culture, especially since we don't do this nearly as much with gangs and gang violence. It's basically the same with the organized crime, the dangerous violence, the fear for your life in the areas where gangs are most prominent/active. I'm somewhat convinced it's the fetishizing of Italian men at this point
Man, I don't even remember Twilight have this toxic of a relationship. At least Edward and Bella still respected each other, this is just a guy who literally tortured every women he's close with 😭😭
Just like Fifty Shades of Grey. He gets away with it cause he's rich and hot. Make the guy middle to low class and average looking and these movies turn into a psychological horror thriller.
@@S1D3W1ND3R015 except yeah Christian technically stalks Anastasia but atleast he didn't pull off like a kidnapping absuing heist like this. Christian is a tolerable gentleman compare to whoever this guy is
Not to be that person… but Edward literally disables Bella’s truck to stop her seeing Jacob, watches her sleep (before they start dating), forges college admissions for her, tries to make her abort her baby…
Honestly, you don't even need to see the entire movie just to know how garbage the movie is. Just reading the synopsis from Netflix' page should tell you that this is absolutely going nowhere to be great
I would like to re-iterate. Netflix cancelled I Am Not Okay With This and Julie and the Phantoms (which were great shows left on cliffhangers) but keep making Kissing Booth movies and 365 movies. The world has officially gone to shit
Very low? How about NO expectations instead. At this point it's not garbage, it's not bad, it's not great, it's not masterpiece either *It's ILLEGAL* 😂😂😂
I'm ashamed to say that it's based on a book writen by a woman from my country. I'm even more ashamed that any director/whatsoever thought it's a good idea to create this shit. At the very least, I can say that majority of people from my country absolutely hate this movie, and the previous one as well
Ok but I have such a love hate thing with these terrible movies: I don't want to watch them... But I love watching your videos roasting them? So confusing
I think there was a secret contest like "WHO CAN RUIN FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FURTHER MORE SO THAT WE CAN TEST THE LIMIT OF AUDIENCE? and Netflix was like :ME ME ME "
We Polish people want to humbly apologize to all of you for creating this movie. We are deeply sorry to all of humanity, the process of placing everyone related to creation of this movie in Choroszcz has began so they will be punished and the sin of our nation can be washed away.
Hardly your fault - I don't even want to bash the actors (heck, if the pay was worth it to them, who am I to judge?) But I do wish for the author of this mess and whoever thought it was a good idea to produce it to go through extensive therapy...
I think that this was relativly cheap to make and create a lot of buzz and news about Netflix, also a lot of people seen the "movie" so it generate views. It is double win for Netflix xD it is probably to cheap to be money laudering scheme :P
@@MaraMara89 yeah i'm sure it was cheap to produce overall but thats the point of money laundering... they bill as if it was $80 million to make but only actually spent maybe $5 million...
"Belgian that waffle" needs to become a new saying. It's so innocent that it's actually so wrong 🤣 Also, I believe they confused kissing with mild cannibalism
The "sexy mafia" trope is so prevalent and so unhealthy and so inaccurate yet so fun at the same time (in other media, not this. I'm thinking of Team Rocket and Giovanni as I write this) that I really think we as a society need to just keep the trope but not use the word mafia (or Yakuza for that matter) so that we can all actually accept that the real mafia is absolutely horrible Like keep the antivillain gangs of criminals who are all a dysfunctional family, love that shit, just don't call them a mafia or associate them with the mafia
agreed, like keep all the gun-wielding bad guys in movies but don't call them "criminals", use the word "villain" so that we can accept as a society that criminals are baaaad
I didn't even think the first was too horrible. Weird yes but not unwatchable. The second one? No exaggeration, it was literally the worst movie I've ever seen. I just kept fast forwarding because I could sit through it. It made zero sense
I know people are right when they say that netflix keeps giving bad shows a second chance, but the problem is, certain people actually do want these shows. Sadly.
They cancelled fantastic shows like the Dark Crystal for this...like seriously puppets are expensive but if you pool together the money used to make these films then I'm guessing you would be able to fund quality content. Oh that and they laid off their animation team. Quality shows with good plot goes down...whatever this is pops up. One of these days everything will be like a wattpad novel.
That's one of the many reasons I love the show "Sons of Anarchy": there's also a love story between the hero (a bad boy and member of a gun dealers gang) and a doctor. But unlike that piece of garbage, the serie doesn't try to romanticize it, quite the opposite! It shows in a very crude way what happens to love stories in the brutal, ruthless world of mafia. The serie says: "Hey girls, if you fall in love with a bad guy, or a good guy doing bad business with bad persons, and you try to "fix" him, well guess what? You'll fix shit, and he, or his friends, will destroy you." This...let's say...movie says: "Hey girls, if you fall in love with a possessive, brutal, heartless, abusive psychopath, who certainly killed many people because, you know, he's in the f*cking mafia, well great! You'll have many things to fix! So do your job, woman, and earn him at his best!"
Oof I remember her. She had a small part in supernatural when it was great, and was very memorable. Her death was a big deal in american tv media circles.
Basically the film was a 2 hour long music video mixed with soft core p. WHY WAS IT MADE INTO A FILM series i'll never ever know lol. I mean this film makes After look not that bad.
Once again I think: "If you want to make porn, make porn! This half and half strategy doesn't satisfy the fans of porn and not-porn and makes you all look like pretentious idiots!" I find myself thinking that a lot.
I had a surgery 2 days ago, and this video made me laugh soo much that everything started to hurt xD The pain is horrible, but I will endure it to watch more of your videos. You're amazing dude! Subbed!
Why does all bad shows on Netflix get sequels but the good shows are cancelled. Netflix should give all series a 2 season cap and end the stories instead of pretending to renew a series that later gets cancelled on a cliff hanger.
Right. They need to just own up to it and make shows for two seasons and treat them all fair. But hey they’re just loosing hundreds of thousands of users 🤷🏽♀️
The movie is dumb, but I have to give them the credit of actually making the characters speak Polish or Italian when talking to their family/friends when there would be no reason to communicate in English.
@@tosh.m.k You know, when I think about it, the Polish scenes don't sound so bad and weird. Maybe the screenwriter was Polish, inexperienced with screenwriting in English or something? Maybe they knew English and thought they can screenwrite the whole thing, and it just doesn't work like that. ^^ (Just going off the clips in Alex's review, didn't see the movie.)
@@tosh.m.k I originally watched the first movie cuz I looked for polish films to practise the language. Yeah that went…well. The only good thing is that you absolutely have enough time to look up missing words during the hours long Sex scenes between the dialogue 😂
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I was really hyped when I heard that a 2nd 365 days movie came out Because I would get to see videos like this. Great Job man.
Spanish mafia: "We kidnapped your wife"
Massimo: "Jokes on you. She's into that shit"
Lol 😂
Ok that actually got a laugh out of me. Congrats!
aHAHhHaJgAhJa 🤣
And she settled in so fast too so even the show knew it.
“Take back this LOCA!”
Massimo:… DESPUES
XD
netflix: *makes unnecessary sequels to movies no one wants*
also netflix: *cancels every show that people love and does well*
Because these movies got them more views than the good shows. Plus they're cheaper to make.
BRO!WTF is up with that!!!Seriously
They also remove good movies like the Wolf of Wall Street, or the Dark Knight
You'd have to tell people not to watch it then 🤣 they base on views among other things. Likely they get views that justify the cost which is prolly not that bad compared to a tv series no matter how good but can't garner enough views to justify the cost.
Coughs in "Anne with an E"
Netflix laid off their animation department and deprived us of some potentially great shows, but continues to feed us this garbage. Choices.
Wait what??? When?
I WANT BEASTARS SEASON 3 GOD DAMMIT
@@audreynothepburn7663 About a week ago. We lost the shows Toil and Trouble and Boons and Curses. They completely blind-sided the animators working for them and suddenly let them go.
netflix is rapidly going down the drain
@@Chelsea_Danger I did not know that. Explains so much. My family and I have missed some of our favorites and wondered why some really good animated shows were not renewed.
This whole movie seemed like a never-ending perfume ad.
Commercial not ad
@@ktheterkuceder6825 yeah, sorry English is not my first language. Even though they’re synonymous, in this case is used commercial.
What's wrong with using ad?
Commercial is very American
@@rojo1945 Hi! I didn’t know that. Thanks! I live in the UK, if that explains it.
When a series is capable of making Fifty Shades seem _better_ by comparison something is deeply and terribly wrong.
Considering the 365 days book series started out as a fanfiction based off Fifty Shades, which also started as fanfiction based off the Twilight Saga, it only makes sense that 365 Days is worse.
@@Sakura2596 oh my lord, really? 😶
At least in 50 shades no one was kidnapped.
@@Sakura2596 Is it bad I would love to see the 364 days fanfic that turns into a movie
Oh lord for real. And that's coming from someone who kind of sort of liked the first two fifty shades movies. And all the twilight movies.
Also, as an Italian, I would like to point something out. Romanticising *mafia bosses* or anyone who is part of the mafia is absolutely sick. It is a system of murder and torture which still affects our country today and which a Polish author - who obviously doesn't know anything about organised crime - should not write about in this sort of light. Oh, and trust me, mafia bosses do not look like ANY of the guys in this movie. Get better idols.
Fr arent those dudes ugly? Mafia bosses look like rich drug addicts.
Yeah, and not only that, but both of the movies only say he is in the mafia like a few times and then kidnap people when they want something "interesting" to happen. The whole mafia thing is barely in the movie😂
Are you a Bailey Sarian fan too? (I love her!!)
THIS!! For real , is sick
@@annarose2714 shana sha spotted
The 365 Days movies make both the Fifty Shades trilogy and the After franchise look like masterpieces
Hey … fifty shades of grey is a master piece 😗
No, ALL of them are completely trash
The minute people start defending these things is when we keep getting more
Lmao no
@@corpsewrld5955 yes it is, all three are disgusting trilogy or franchise whatever and yet they managed to make the other ones look like a masterpiece. And don't dragged Twilight to this because Bella and Edward's relationship wasn't as disgusting and toxic as these three franchises
@@800Ms-k6n Oh yeah, add the Twilight franchise to the list of things that get turned into a masterpiece
unfortunately as a person that has read wattpad in their precious developmental years i guessed the evil twin part. This whole 2 part movie feel like something straight out of a wattpad fanfiction written by a bored writer in their early teenage years.
Fanfiction is academia compared to this one
Bc it is a fanfic. But written by some horny middle aged woman
I swear, literally wattpad come to life
Same if it wasn't his brother I would have been shocked
This is the FOURTH identical twin romance thing that I've seen in an actual professional media now, though this is definitely the worst
To anyone who thinks that Alex has an easy job, just try and watch 20 minutes of this terrible, terrible, terrible terrible movie. Give this man more flowers and definitely give him more praise.
Its even more terrible to someone whose doesn't quite like erotica movie 😂 cringe all over my body
ok he needs an nobel price for giving us such a big sacrifice
I tried, didn’t last 10 minutes 😭
Truly! Sometimes I don't even have the words to describe what I hated or annoyed me about a terrible movie and this man makes a full video..... superpowers
True cus even watching this is too much
I love how you said, "evil twin brother" like it was supposed to be a joke, but NO THAT WAS REAL.
That's beyond cringe lol.
It's Netflix. I assumed they would have an evil twin either this movie or the next.
OH BOY the freaking book seems to be 20x worse than that
I mean I have not (and never will) read it myself, but I do love watching Amanda the Jedi talking about them
see, i think that's the best part of the movie. now if only the films could embrace these ridiculous parts of themselves and take themselves less seriously i think they'd be far more enjoyable
I’d already seen Amanda the Jedi cover this, so seeing Alex dismissively say “maybe it’s his evil twin” while knowing that’s exactly where this was going was just extra hilarious honestly.
The worst part is the romanticization of mafia. I'm italian and I assure you that nobody wants to watch a movie that portraits "a good side of the mafia" because there isn't. That's really harmful, people died and still today mafia has so much power. It's not something to be horny about. It's disgusting.
Girl I’m Albanian and I totally understand bc Albanians and Italians work together so it’s really sickening
Organized crime and criminals in general get romanticized a lot in romance media.
It's not great. But too many women are into the fantasy of dangerous men to ever stop it I think.
Though tbf it's not like it's only romance media romanticizing criminals, other popular media does it to. Think Breaking Bad, or going further back, The Godfather.
I think Italy wants to keep the Mafia to blame and get people to focus on instead.
Well polish people know that too, mafia is not exclusive to Italy. And no, we do not claim Blanka.
Im german and thanks to Hollywood and a preference for old movies I sorta grew up with a romantication of mafias and yeah it's bs. it's hard to unlearn if something is so engrained in your brain from childhood and I hate Hollywood for that. thats such an irresponsible thing to do. I have learned to distinguish the pretentious glamour Hollywood portrayal of mafia and the actual reality of mafia since.
If Laura doesn't get her own evil twin in the next movie I'm going to be so disappointed
No she doesn't appear.
Vanessa Hudgens can assist
When you don’t watch the actual movie, you just watch Alex recap it and break it down for you 👏👏
Yep, saves me time and energy :P
Clap your hands👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Yes! Grateful to not waste my time watching these films and Alex making it enjoyable as a recap lol
You should watch this movie. Best time of my life. The cringe level is just out of this world
Saves you 1h40 and a lot of frustration, and you're in the know anyway.
Seriously How did this movie even get a sequel it’s literally a rip off of 50 shades of Gray which was based on a Twilight Fanfic and these movies literally promote Stockholm Syndrome
Sooner or later, we might get a movie that's a rip off of 365 Days. It'll happen, mark my words 😂😂
@@800Ms-k6n I don’t even doubt it
Lol
"Sir, our latest movie is doing poorly. We need to turn this around and make something better!"
"What? And give the people what they want?! You're fired! Give them another dumpster flick!"
Guarentee that's what goes down in those boardrooms.
"What's wrong baby gorl?"
💀
can we talk about how they seemingly dropped the whole “losing baby” plotline? like the whole car accident thing ended so ambiguously in the last movie and in the end it’s just... not even relevant? like laura’s fine and they just fast forward to the wedding, and somehow her losing the baby had no bearing on the plot like what was even the point 😭😭
Did her friend get killed?
@@RedRoseSeptember22 She got engaged to Masimo's mob friend that apparently lives with him.
Plot hoooolessss😂
Oh, it's even worse in the books, where she was sad about it for about half a page, her friend got annoyed at her being sad, so she took her to the hairdresser and for a shopping, and that made Laura think that yeah, she can't be sad her whole life, not with her new amazing hairstyle, so she decided to let it go
Very 'the mum from The Room having breast cancer '
You know what's the worst about this review? As a native Polish speaker, I understand everything the actors say... And I think my two brain cells died by the end of the review.
Could you tell the non-polish speakers what they said.
I don't know if I'm curious about what they say or not
😂😂😂😂
@@lunachaaaan1072 no your not, or at least your brain cells don't wanna hurting
What'd they say?
Netflix canceling potentially good shows after one season, canceling animation projects, but keeps spending millions to mediocre projects like these... disappointed to the say the least 😕
Sex sells
That's why Netflix is losing 200.000 subscribers these days.
how nice of you to call this movie mediocre lol
Can’t believe they cancelled MIND HUNTERS 😭😭😭😭
@@HoneyBunRoad another one in the list of good cancelled shows I see😭
As a Polish person, aside from obviously being sorry about the movie, I find Alex's subtitles absolutely hilarious
Pozdrawiam
why would you feel sorry for? is the author represent you all polish?
@@eugeneflores6153 in a same way one feels sorry if someone from their city does something stupid. And a bit angry that it is a movie that was exported and is popular worldwide
@@qbel4255 so it's just your feelings and other people overeacting. I'm sure people are smart enough to know that this movie and author doesn't represent the whole country
@@eugeneflores6153 yeah, it's more of an internet obligation to say it, a bit humorous even. And a bit of a complex
As a Polish person I apologise and assure you that 95% of Polish people are cringing as well :'D
Hey at least you have Witcher
you have nothing to apologize for, this is just the product of two Poles who watched way too much After and Beauty and the Beast
@@aegctgames993 Beauty and the beast isn’t even about Stockholm Syndrome Belle didn’t start caring for him until he actually saved her and started acting kind
We can't blame you. We're still apologizing for the After series.
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 That and when she was given the option to leave, she did. Someone with Stockholm Syndrome wouldn't have left. Belle had way more agency than people give her credit for.
Laura's logic
Kidnapped : yes
Follow strangers : yes
Ran away from mafia hubby after a few insignificant fights : yes
trusting a stranger she knows as gardener : yes
asking a very relevant logic : NO
She did not follow him she was forced
@@rose_blue1 to Massimo? Yes. She was forced at first but then stockholm syndrome. THENNNN came in Nacho. Without thinking who tf is Nacho she just simply followed him, letting him snatching her away. The first question of Nacho is he is a gardener. How on earth a Gardener, be allowed in a ball hosted by mafia all around. That's a weird combination there. Then how on earth he knows she's there? He is, fair reminder, A GARDENER. Did he stalk her? Did he followed her? RED FLAG.
Laura knows that she is marrying a mafia, a mafia boss to be more exact, she is well aware of that now. So she is also well aware Massimo would have AT LEAST one enemy. Never occured to her that part? A lot actually makes no sense. Okay fair enough Nacho lied to her at first but she never looked around? She even talk to his sister. His sister lived like a rich person which contradicts every reason for Nacho to be a gardener in a mafia house. He is not that subtle in his ways of living anyway. His dad is wealthy and he choose to be a gardener? In real world that makes absolute ridiculous 💀💀. Laura never ever think why on earth the gardener she knows on and off, basically only a few times within the household, to be there in the first place? Weird and weird. Even when she is hurt by the allegedly cheating of massimo, she lowered her guard so easily over a complete stranger... She barely knows Massimo to begin with anyway 💀💀
Sorry I just wanna rant out 💀💀
@@KindOfTiredofLiyfewhat’s really funny is how this “strong independent feisty woman” spent so much time trying to get her husband to f*ck her yet again, even when he was in the middle of a “business” meeting. You know who she reminded me of at those times? Peg Freakin’ Bundy lol.
She’s rational 😅
Turning absolute pain into comedy every single time.....Alex you're a genius
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Netflix: Let's make a sequel to a movie panned by both critics and audiences alike!
Also Netflix: Why are we bleeding money?
The thing is that people watch it. It's soo bad that you watch it to insult it after XD
@@22dolxxxphin22 Clearly people are not even hate watching anymore. Otherwise netflix wouldn't be loosing subscribers.
@@22dolxxxphin22 no. They watch it for devils tango scenes
"It's those darn password sharers, isn't it?!"
💯🤣
Wife: "How did you get so fit? You literally never work?"
Massimo: "Every time someone asks me how i got rich, i do one push-up."
Opp
Jesus Christ
For the people wondering why the mafia premise is such a popular thing for media, it's because of the Forbidden Fruit Effect. It's where something that seems unavailable, dangerous and morally ambiguous becomes desirable to the brain. It's also why incest p0rn, student teacher novels and fanfiction is popular. People know it's morally wrong but that's the kick people want. While I see the iffyness of it due to real life situations (I'm Japanese and we have Yakuza), I can understand the appeal. I like the Yakuza games because they are badass but I would never want to be associated with them in real life. Same thing with the mafia premise, people like the feeling of danger while not being in actual danger. It's just messed up humanity.
Thanks for the information, I find this super interesting!
because humans can never be satisfied with what they have
say what y'all want but this movie was fantastically showstoppinngly tremendously phenomenally amazing at being the worst thing I have ever seen. I think the singular highlight of this movie is the fact that literally every single other movie will feel like an Oscar worthy cinematic masterpiece by comparison.
You had me in the first half ngl
U had me at the start n really thought there is always someone like this in the comment section woops😆😂😂😂
A fair point.
Clearly someone hasn't seen Morbius
@@Allmenroder0854 The masterpiece of Morbius has changed my life and other movie will ever come close to being as excellent
When Nacho was drinking the water and Laura was staring at him like “Aw yeah, baby, drink that h20 🥵🤤” I was cracking up lmfaooooo
Her body going "DAAAYYUUMM"
are we sure she was staring?
might as well have been rolling her eyes behind that SUN GLASSES
@@elisamaza8909 Lol that could definitely be true! (Btw, is your username a Gargoyles reference? 👀)
There's a guy named Nacho in this movie?
@@snoopygonewilder yup last name Libre
I feel like the premise of "I was protecting you" is so much more compelling than kidnapping in the first place?? Like, if she was a successful business woman they could have made her get involved somehow with the mafia, have Massimo hear from his family what the plan was for her, take pity on her, and keep her safe for a year where they inevitably fall in love. This way he could have a character arch, she could live an escapist fantasy, and the second movie could be about his brother finding out about her or something. Literally ANYTHING would make more sense than what they're doing.
this plot is so much better than that god awful movie they call 365 days ☠️
I'd actually think about watching this
Here, you are a better writer than the author of that book. Honestly, this would have been so much better.
There is a turkish series with this plot, it’s called black and white love
Yessss, this would be so good.
just the fact that this movies whole plot could have been unraveled by ONE conversation about his twin brother is so funny
Ikr it was so stretched
And I am still angry that they canceled "Anne with an E" and "Julie and the Phantoms" :(
How can they make another part of 365 days and cancel shows that are actually good?
Netflix doesn't make these shows/movies, they just distribute them
Julie and the phantoms wasn’t even that good in my opinion and I watch like 5 episodes
I cringe 2 some of the parts on there
Because these movies are cheaper to produce and (unfortunately) get them more views.
I would never forgive them for cancelling Anne with an E
@@KayaaaaDe wow I thought the series just ended where it was supposed to!
As a polish person I feel the need to apologize for this movie being made.
Its alright bro. You guys gave us Lewandowski and the Witcher books.
It’s all good. I don’t claim this cringe-fest of a movie as Polish, Italian, Hungarian, Nigerian, Guinean, Mexican, etc. It’s just too cringe to fall into any national categories…
No you don't need to. It's not the polish culture that makes the movie cringe I hope you know that.
😂😂😂😂Thank you, apologize accepted❤️
@@feliz5919 y’all are making go crazy in these comments 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
As a Polish person (bc, in case anyone is unaware, this godforsaken piece of supposed cinema is largely Polish and based on a Polish book) - WE ARE SO SORRY THIS GOT MADE. Spoiler alert - there's also a third book in this equally godforsaken series, soooo... I wonder what Netflix's gonna spew out on us sooner or later.
A Sequel is announced from this franchise
Me: MY EYES
Also at least you guys created Geralt of Rivia dude is a badass
How could you do this to us? What have the innocent children ever done to Poland?
@@bloodcottoncandy we don't know either
Excuse me did you say 3rd?
The kissing scenes were super AWFUL!!! When I told my sister about them she was like "this is how people who like it 'rough' do it and I'm like, " liking it rough doesn't mean you have to lick the entire foundation off the face like an ice cream,sister. 🙄🙄
she dipped her face in flour he was just hungry for some carbs
This comment 💀💀💀💀
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@@flexnrex1367 😭
Oh god now it sounds really gross 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You've kidnapped me and this is sick" Yeah no sh*t, Laura. How did it take you years to figure that out.
@Layla Flora No. WAY!
@Layla Flora HOW?!?!
Umm miss thing agreed to marry him A MONTH into her kidnapping. Its probably been two months since the first "ARe yOu lOsT BaBygOrl" when she said that comment lmao
@@lovecandyshop 😱
@@e.sowell245 the insanity, she deadass caved in like 3 weeks into her kidnapping😂🤡
Netflix is hard because you have amazing shows like the Witcher, shadow and bone, the umbrella academy, etc. and then you have just. Hot rotting garbage.
Society. I guess
I mean, even DreamWorks has their fair share of bad movies/shows, and Netflix is paying for many more movies than DreamWorks makes in a year.
And then it cancels good shows, to renew garbage like this
It really is confusing isn’t it???
Umbrella Academy is fine but I'm sick of it dragging its plot and characters through the mud where they each take one step forward and two steps back. Like bruh how-
"this woman is a 30 year old business executive - how did you suddenly get this stupid?"
😂😂😂😂😅😅💯
Yeah that’s pretty much it, they just play the “image” not really the position
But this stupid, uh, I don't know. I had to skip school for many years for some reasons, and I was always known as very bad at school aside from arts and sports, so basicly, dumb. And to this day, im32, I can't say I'm smart, but I do have logic thinking, enough to know that I should knock this kind of asshole out the next chance I get and find a route home. Nobody could ever get my heart who kidnappes me. And if I'm a married woman and see my husband cheating, I would absolutely talk to him right as soon and possible, and would never hunk about running away bef9clearing it up, and especially not to the next hot guy I know and especially not to someone I've just spoken once. And even if I would never eve rbe satisfied if they answered to my question how he fucking owns an island, they are doing business. Being successful enough to buy an island and doing gardening as a hobby? Yeaaaaaah
Btw, is it told that she comes from a rich household that could buy her a position? It's rude to think that all woman doing "business" buy themselves the position. I'm sure many woman have worked really hard and smart to get where they are.
She is as bad as Massimo
Can someone explain why Massimo’s rival is pretending to be his Gardner? I just noticed that if Nacho is in the mafia and hella rich why is he in his RIVAL’s garden?
He was there to take Laura as leverage for mob stuff. Unclear why he didn't just use his gun rather than his penis to achieve this end.
I guess to facilitate luring her away? Good thing he chose to make it a believable lie by dressing the part in normal gardener attire, carrying tools and discussing his work plans with his bosses new wife. He could be a spy.
To seduce her
Netflix has the audacity to raise their prices and cancel some great shows for this !!!!
*we are doomed*
And they think "password sharing" is the problem.
One great show that I am upset they cancelled is Archive 81
It feels like Netflix has gone the “let’s make shows that are such dumpster fires that people will have no choice but to watch them to even believe they exist” route as opposed to the, you know, “let’s make good tv people will actually enjoy watching and want to see more of” route
I genuinely think that Netflix produce willingly these garbages because they know it will Be talked about way more than any other good movies /TV shows, there will be more ytb videos about it and it will attract attention easily, the irony of it all is that despite being considered as garbage, 365 deni still managed to top the most viewed items in Netflix 😭 , as a result , producers may think that it was well recieved and thus make another one, the most saddening thing in all of this Is that producers doesn't need anymore to produce great movies because they know pretty well that it will Be viewed by a lot of people and thus gain a lot of money , they don't care about quality , that's why they end up making a so called movie, devoid of dialogue, plotless and full of sex scenes, they are taking us as fools, it's frustrating knowing that there is great TV shows that got cancelled :((
@@sabrinaogbi3864 I mean its not that they take us for fools.
Its that 80% of people are fools. Just look at 90% of reality TV. Those existed before Netflix, those will exist after it.
Ikr Heartstopper just came out and it is AMAZING and this is GARBAGE
@@naveerarizwan5329 heartstopper is just 🥰🥰🥰
Tbh I very clearly understand why they do this. Such a great show like Heartstopper was only on 8th or 9th position in the US whereas utter garbage like this will rule the Netflux charts in multiple countries for WEEKS or even months. No matter how much we hate on it, a shit ton of people will tune in for the sex scenes. It's sad but it's supply and demand. I only watch Netflix for Young Royals and Heartstopper. They are the only saving grace.
Just for a second, let's put aside the bad story telling, cause I'm more annoyed at the horrible dialogue. Who is writing this?? It's just all so bad that you can't help but be curious to watch just to confirm to yourself that it really is THAT bad.
Probably screenwriters who looked at what they were adapting and figured they didn't care enough to make it good 🥲
people don't watch them for the storyline, it's soft porn for women.
don't watch it please,if they see it's making bank they'll keep making em,don't doom us all
Me as a 16 y/o watpad writer can definitely write a better story for a movie than this hot garbage. It's like the writer of this didn't even try.
It really is THAT bad. Look the entire movie was horrible but the dialogue was unforgivable. You just have to see it for yourself...not sure you'll last past the montages though
Guys so I found the transcript for this movie and it has exactly 4,421 words. This could have been said in 15min. And they made a whole 2hour movie out of it..... I would say that is some high level art.
that’s literally what i call light reading
Wao! 😆
I've read fanfic that was better and longer than this. Also 4k words is a one shot. How the hell was 4k supposed to be a whole movie.
The best part is that the book on which this film (365 days 2) is based is 520 pages long xd
Bro
As an Italian, ladies do not expect this from the mafia. If you meet a mafioso in Italy, RUN
I'm afraid real mafiosi won't introduce themselves as "the local mafia" like that gardener did, lol.
lol agreed
Totally understand it happened to me in Albania. (I‘m Albanian) that I got involved with an weird mafia guy (I think he was part of the mafia) he tried to kidnap me 😅
@@mej6400 Bruh.
@@Khushi-Shah Well it happened wasn’t really funny
*It wouldn't be an Alex Meyers video unless he mentioned that he's seen every episode of Riverdale* 🤣
It's absolute pain to watch everything by yourself, he's allowed to brag about it 😉😂
He deserves every accolades he gets just because of that alone...
YOU'RE RIGHT, the kisses and the raunchy scenes are so GROSS, they look like the parody of the Exorcist in SCARY MOVIE 2, I can't believe they used the EVIL TWIN BROTHER cliche out of the butt I immediately thought of Riverdale and had a fit of laughter
"parody of the exorcist in scary movie 2" 💀lmao
Not 11 montages. I actually counted it. This movie consists of 23 montages, 8 sex scenes and 20 pair of huge and amazing glasses. The glasses looked good, they were probably the only good thing about this „movie”…
istg the scene where she talks to her sister looks like an ad for glasses
Thanks for the info 👍
This movie made me want to nominate Twilight for an Oscar.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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at least it has some kinda plot
Alex explaining what these male characters do for a living was like when in How I Met Your Mother they ask Barney what he does for a living and he just goes "huh, please"
Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything PLEASE
I don't think Massimo isn't working for the Italian feds though
@@abhijiththampi so you think he's working for the italian feds?
The reenactment of the first movie with toys made my entire week.
ME TOO.
@@axstorm2191 We're friends now.
I love how in my country people literally call this “a porno movie” and call the actors “porno actors”
Where are you from
Because it is
The film is literally a Golden Edge softp**rn.
Oh sweet summer children
Because it is!
Not proud of myself but, I'm going to be that person:
Stockholm syndrome is not when the captive falls in love with their captor, it's when they sympathise with their captor.
No I am very glad you’re being that person. 👏🏼 good job 👏🏼
@@silverbullet7691 thank you
fax
Could you put 'Umm, actually' at the start? Otherwise great job
wait i thought it was just when you have any positive feeling towards them
I'm half Sicilian and had family members in the mafia and I'm not happy with how they portrayed the mafia at all. This romanticization of is disgusting. That being said, if you watch this after you take an edible it turns into a much more entertaining movie 10/10 would recommend.
1. I’m sorry that you had to see this cringe-fest with a side of mafia and Stockholm syndrome romanticism.
2. I wouldn’t even recommend this movie to a talking frog.
I’m intrigued 🤔
Sooo um I need something done😶
tells us more about it, we need new movie.
Hmmm...
As a guy who did gardening professionally, that is totally how gardners look, down to the sexy camera pans when they enter the room.
😭😭
HELP
😂😂😂😂
4:50 trigger warning for Massimo saying 'baby girl', I knew it was coming but I was still shook I nearly dry heaved
8:35 OH GOD MY EYES! Where's grandma with her vacuum cleaner when we need her the most!?!?
This is so legitimately awful that when I think of Christian Grey I honestly imagine him as a tame and vanilla guy with a charming personality.
I mean Anastasia and Christian's relationship almost looked healthy compared to Laura and Massimo's, and both of the relationshps are pretty toxic.....👀
🤣🤣 so true! These 'movies' make fifty shades seem good.
I was actually really hyped when I heard that a 2nd 365 days movie came out Because I would get to see videos like this.
I find it hilarious how Laura confronting Massimo about being controlling or whatever, comes across like she knows that what he's doing is toxic and manipulative, but then just...doesn't do anything about it.
After laughing at the Barbie presentation, I feel like if they would’ve based the movie off satire, there could’ve been a much better audience response😂
I wish the whole movie was just them as Barbie dolls since that’s way more entertaining than what Netflix gave us.
@@audreynothepburn7663 The Barbie "Devils tango" scenes sound hilarious.
You should see decker shado's I spit on your grave original movie review ... You would be in absolute tears
I'm Polish and I'm ashamed that this film represents Polish cinematography
And don't worry it is based on a book so there is another part coming😉
What if they pull a Harry Potter, hunger games, or twilight and make two movie out of the last book?
@@nimblesloth888 Oh gods no 😅
This movie got worse and I honestly didn't think it was possible. It took me like 3 hours to finish it because I kept pausing it out of frustration. I now honestly believe that I could write a script. Far better than this one. Smh
Yours would definitely blow it out of the water. Do it!
Ohhh I think this comment section can write ✍🏻a script here in a spontaneous manner better than most of the things on Netflix, forget this crap!!
This! 😂 After only 20 minutes I was screaming into the couch cushions "Not another s*x scene!!!!!"
I think my 5-year-old nephew could write a better script
I decided to watch this whole movie and couldn’t stop laughing when “Nacho” explained his dumb nickname by saying “my family is Spanish” 😂😂😂
Hi ! Actually Nacho is a real spanish nickname for the name Ignacio. May seem weird for americans but hey to us it is not as weird as Dick being a nickname for Richard 🤷♀️
@@andreavazquez9101 That's great and thank you for that info. But his name isn't Ignacio though.. That's never mentioned. See 14:10 his name is Marcello or whatever. He literally explains it himself only as "because my parents are of Spanish decent is why I have this nickname". And Nachos are Mexican 🤷🏼♀️😂
@@MarinaKalle Well yes he did not mention it explicitly but if someone introduces himself to you like "Hi i'm Bob/Bobby" you can only assume that his name is Robert, so his name can very well be Ignacio. (Though I must admit having it as a middle name hardly make sense but the movie itself doesnt make ans sense either so🤷♀️). And yes, Nachos (with an S) are a Mexican dish, but Ignacio and the nickname Nacho are both Spanish.
@@andreavazquez9101 I see! That's really interesting thank you 😄 But yes I also question the cultural accuracy of this in the film 🤭 It would be funny if they got this one thing right though 🙈
@@MarinaKalle You're welcome ! Furthermore, if you wanna know Nachos (dish) were named after the chef who created them, Ignacio Garcia, that's why it is both a mexican snack and a much older spanish nickname (who btw also exists for women Ignacia/Nacha but is quite uncommon)
I am just disappointed that they didn't go more into the "Accident". That's what I've been waiting for.
Fr the accident the only thing I look forward. Then we got this😐
Yea they just brushed it off in like one sentence
No budget
People are forgetting that Netflix isn’t making this movie or deciding whether another one is made or not. It’s done by a Polish film company and Netflix just paid for the international distribution rights.
But Netflix could use the budget on buying those rights for better content...
@@marine463 True, but Netflix is trying to get the international market built up since it’s struggling in the States, so that means buy the rights to foreign movies.
It says it’s a Netflix film though-
@@rogermcdowell5155 Yes but they are many better foreign movies. Either the ones who decide do not watch the films before launching, or they do but think we are too dumb anyway.
@@marine463 oh it’s totally the think we are too dumb option! And the sad thing is tons of people watch the movies, so in a way they are kinda right…
netflix tries not to be a bad company challenge:
Instant fail.
*impossible*
This comment section is basically Italian people dissuading the rest of the world from romanticising the mafia and Polish people apologizing to other nations for the making of this movie, and i just love how the hate for this movie has brought the whole planet together like this
They will make 2 "365 Days" movies, 3 "Princess Switch" movies a million seasons of "To All The Boys" but cancel amazing shows like "Sense8" "Santa Clarita Diet" or "The Get Down." And the Netflix wonders why everyone is switching to Hulu or HBO and why they are losing money so fast.
First time I've seen someone mention The Get Down when complaining about canceled shows. That show deserved so much more, it was so goodddd
Another show they cancelled was the Greenhouse Academy. I loved it and was excited by the plot twist and wanted to find out when season 5 was coming out and they cancelled it. I was so disappointed. I also felt the same way with Unlisted. It only got 1 season and it ended on a kind of cliffhanger.
Yeah.Just signed HBO max today and I'm thinking about signing Curiosity stream.
I can't find anything that I like on Netflix anymore,all the good movies are gone and good series are being cancelled.
Idk about the Netflix situation in other countries,but here in Brazil, Netflix is getting really bad
Most of the shows that get canceled aren't shows that I have even heard of or watched. I was disappointed that The Babysitters Club got canceled though.
THEY CANCELED SANTA CLARITA DIET????
Netflix: so let me get this straight you want us to cancel all of our good shows and then give you more of all of the bad stuff?
Everyone: uh no
Netflix: OK fine but you asked for it
When will I stop screaming about Santa Clarita Diet?
Well, when are we getting another season despite it being canceled?
Right, right... 📣
I'm still sad bout The OA, alterd carbon and sense8
It is such a mystery why Netflix is losing subscribers with this “masterpiece”
Archive 51 wasn't good enough for the cut, but THIS IS!?
Subscribers: We want the prices to be lowered and better content
Netflix: yOu WaNt A sEqUeL tO 365 dAyS aNd CuTiEs (The Cuties sequel is a Joke)
I'm sorry to be annoying, but *losing
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 I wouldn't be surprised about a sequel...to...an illegal movie.
While they simultaneously cancel the good shows
I like how in the first movie he had every second of every day to sit and torture her. In this movie he has "work" to do
True 😂😂
“‘can’t wait to belgian that waffle’ or however girls talk”
as a certified girl i can confirm that is 100% how we talk.
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LMAOOOO never talked like that
Legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Break me off a piece of that KitKat, am I right?
I never understood or liked the mafia romanticization in American culture, especially since we don't do this nearly as much with gangs and gang violence. It's basically the same with the organized crime, the dangerous violence, the fear for your life in the areas where gangs are most prominent/active. I'm somewhat convinced it's the fetishizing of Italian men at this point
it's a polish movie
Ah,my bad
@@CP-ir3ft but the men are supposed Italian no?
@@naimaabdullahi6272 yes
It's the fetishizing of power that appeals to Americans
I think this is one of the few instances where the term "still a better love story than Twilight" isn't applicable.
Alex's motto going into these films must be "what doesn't kill you makes you funnier"
Laura: getting kidnapped ❌
Laura: kidnapping herself ✅
Man, I don't even remember Twilight have this toxic of a relationship. At least Edward and Bella still respected each other, this is just a guy who literally tortured every women he's close with 😭😭
Just like Fifty Shades of Grey. He gets away with it cause he's rich and hot. Make the guy middle to low class and average looking and these movies turn into a psychological horror thriller.
@@S1D3W1ND3R015 are you suprised the fact that 365 days and 50 shades of Gray both promote Stockholm Syndrome
@@S1D3W1ND3R015 except yeah Christian technically stalks Anastasia but atleast he didn't pull off like a kidnapping absuing heist like this. Christian is a tolerable gentleman compare to whoever this guy is
@@800Ms-k6n Yeah Christian is a a weirdo and downright creepy at times but this dude is downright abusive and evil
Not to be that person… but Edward literally disables Bella’s truck to stop her seeing Jacob, watches her sleep (before they start dating), forges college admissions for her, tries to make her abort her baby…
Netflix is really pushing prices, adding commercials, and creating /this/? THIS? Has anyone even SEEN this?
Honestly, you don't even need to see the entire movie just to know how garbage the movie is. Just reading the synopsis from Netflix' page should tell you that this is absolutely going nowhere to be great
I would like to re-iterate. Netflix cancelled I Am Not Okay With This and Julie and the Phantoms (which were great shows left on cliffhangers) but keep making Kissing Booth movies and 365 movies. The world has officially gone to shit
Bold of you to assume this is worse than I could imagine.
My expectations were VERY low 😂
Very low? How about NO expectations instead. At this point it's not garbage, it's not bad, it's not great, it's not masterpiece either
*It's ILLEGAL* 😂😂😂
I had no expectations
when I saw he trailer on Netflix I was like "ummm ok I'm gonna wait for Alex Meyers"
I'm ashamed to say that it's based on a book writen by a woman from my country. I'm even more ashamed that any director/whatsoever thought it's a good idea to create this shit. At the very least, I can say that majority of people from my country absolutely hate this movie, and the previous one as well
Ok but I have such a love hate thing with these terrible movies: I don't want to watch them... But I love watching your videos roasting them? So confusing
T H I S
Relatable
I think there was a secret contest like "WHO CAN RUIN FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FURTHER MORE SO THAT WE CAN TEST THE LIMIT OF AUDIENCE? and Netflix was like :ME ME ME "
This is definitely the worst movie I've ever seen, I feel like I've lost 10 days of my life.
355 days
We Polish people want to humbly apologize to all of you for creating this movie. We are deeply sorry to all of humanity, the process of placing everyone related to creation of this movie in Choroszcz has began so they will be punished and the sin of our nation can be washed away.
You gave us The Witcher series (tv, books, games). All is forgiven
You gave us your models, the Witcher, & helping with Ukrainian refugees so this isn't even a blip on y'all ledger, you good fam.
Hardly your fault - I don't even want to bash the actors (heck, if the pay was worth it to them, who am I to judge?)
But I do wish for the author of this mess and whoever thought it was a good idea to produce it to go through extensive therapy...
The Polish are good ppl in our books! We can look past 365 days.
Funny how Poland produces this and cold War and the pianist at the same time haha
I'm convinced this movie (and likely other Netflix movies) is a money laundering scheme.
With a Mafia protagonist...
I think that this was relativly cheap to make and create a lot of buzz and news about Netflix, also a lot of people seen the "movie" so it generate views. It is double win for Netflix xD it is probably to cheap to be money laudering scheme :P
@@MaraMara89 yeah i'm sure it was cheap to produce overall but thats the point of money laundering... they bill as if it was $80 million to make but only actually spent maybe $5 million...
I'm Polish so basically I wouldn't have to read the subtitles from Alex but I do anyway as they are much more entertaining than the real conversations
If you don't mind me asking please tell me what they mean
Yes please tell us
Honestly shocked you were able to make this since 80% if this movie is ugly devil’s tangos and weird kissing and not a lot of content lol
"Belgian that waffle" needs to become a new saying. It's so innocent that it's actually so wrong 🤣 Also, I believe they confused kissing with mild cannibalism
Cannibalism can be mild?!
@@Kat-gp6gj 🤣In this case since they seem to be eating each other's faces, but there's no blood
I can't be the only one who thought that the shot of Nacho under the bed covers was terrifying holy cow
That scene scared me so bad I screamed😰😭
Lmaoooo
SO CREEPY
The "sexy mafia" trope is so prevalent and so unhealthy and so inaccurate yet so fun at the same time (in other media, not this. I'm thinking of Team Rocket and Giovanni as I write this) that I really think we as a society need to just keep the trope but not use the word mafia (or Yakuza for that matter) so that we can all actually accept that the real mafia is absolutely horrible
Like keep the antivillain gangs of criminals who are all a dysfunctional family, love that shit, just don't call them a mafia or associate them with the mafia
agreed, like keep all the gun-wielding bad guys in movies but don't call them "criminals", use the word "villain" so that we can accept as a society that criminals are baaaad
Can't believe Alex gave us a kissing scene without the grandma blocking the tv
Ikr😂😂
Seriously I was expecting the grandma with the vacuum cleaner 😂😂
I didn't even think the first was too horrible. Weird yes but not unwatchable. The second one? No exaggeration, it was literally the worst movie I've ever seen. I just kept fast forwarding because I could sit through it. It made zero sense
The first one sucked ass and was one of the most embarrassing movies I've ever seen. The second one is even worse lmao
same and even when i changed the speed to 1.5 i couldn’t wait till it was over
@@user-fs4qd5td9m same 😂
Don’t know how y’all can stand to watch these lame and cringey movies
@@Mariah9_ for shits and giggles
You can tell Alex is getting funnier and funnier in the weirdest way possible.
I think he has genuinely gone insane from watching all these movies
@@predatorasap5040 Yeah you can also tell that, Watching Riverdale will do that to you
His unhinged laughs always get me 🤣🤣
I know people are right when they say that netflix keeps giving bad shows a second chance, but the problem is, certain people actually do want these shows. Sadly.
They cancelled fantastic shows like the Dark Crystal for this...like seriously puppets are expensive but if you pool together the money used to make these films then I'm guessing you would be able to fund quality content. Oh that and they laid off their animation team. Quality shows with good plot goes down...whatever this is pops up. One of these days everything will be like a wattpad novel.
Wait. They csncelled The Dark Crystal?!
Noooo, the first season was SO GOOD.
this show was so good, i was so disappointed when they cancelled this...
pls the music theme is such a masterpiece
Speaking of Netflix animations, I'm still waiting for the next season of The Dragon Prince. Hopefully, that doesn't get cancelled too.
That's one of the many reasons I love the show "Sons of Anarchy": there's also a love story between the hero (a bad boy and member of a gun dealers gang) and a doctor. But unlike that piece of garbage, the serie doesn't try to romanticize it, quite the opposite! It shows in a very crude way what happens to love stories in the brutal, ruthless world of mafia. The serie says: "Hey girls, if you fall in love with a bad guy, or a good guy doing bad business with bad persons, and you try to "fix" him, well guess what? You'll fix shit, and he, or his friends, will destroy you."
This...let's say...movie says: "Hey girls, if you fall in love with a possessive, brutal, heartless, abusive psychopath, who certainly killed many people because, you know, he's in the f*cking mafia, well great! You'll have many things to fix! So do your job, woman, and earn him at his best!"
The way Tara ends clearly doesnt make me Dream about her lifestyle
@@godzilla4005 Same!^^'
Oof I remember her. She had a small part in supernatural when it was great, and was very memorable. Her death was a big deal in american tv media circles.
Exactly! She wanted to leave but when she tried to send her kids away, she met her demise
Best comment ive read so far about this movie
Basically the film was a 2 hour long music video mixed with soft core p. WHY WAS IT MADE INTO A FILM series i'll never ever know lol. I mean this film makes After look not that bad.
Nah sis, after is just as bad.
This film makes After seem like a masterpiece I hate After a lot just imagine how I feel about this one💀💀
Right. I would rather watch all 3 After movies and not complain (that movie gives me a lot to complain about) then watch any 365 Days
@@haleyhutchinson9353 Well there's going to be a third 365 days movie since the book series is a trilogy.
Once again I think: "If you want to make porn, make porn! This half and half strategy doesn't satisfy the fans of porn and not-porn and makes you all look like pretentious idiots!" I find myself thinking that a lot.
I had a surgery 2 days ago, and this video made me laugh soo much that everything started to hurt xD The pain is horrible, but I will endure it to watch more of your videos. You're amazing dude! Subbed!
Why does all bad shows on Netflix get sequels but the good shows are cancelled. Netflix should give all series a 2 season cap and end the stories instead of pretending to renew a series that later gets cancelled on a cliff hanger.
Fr bruh
Netflix is becoming a big joke.
Right. They need to just own up to it and make shows for two seasons and treat them all fair. But hey they’re just loosing hundreds of thousands of users 🤷🏽♀️
The movie is dumb, but I have to give them the credit of actually making the characters speak Polish or Italian when talking to their family/friends when there would be no reason to communicate in English.
Yeah because of this I was really excited to watch the first movie. Esp. because I'm polish. Only to be disappointed.
@@tosh.m.k You know, when I think about it, the Polish scenes don't sound so bad and weird.
Maybe the screenwriter was Polish, inexperienced with screenwriting in English or something? Maybe they knew English and thought they can screenwrite the whole thing, and it just doesn't work like that. ^^
(Just going off the clips in Alex's review, didn't see the movie.)
@@tosh.m.k I originally watched the first movie cuz I looked for polish films to practise the language. Yeah that went…well. The only good thing is that you absolutely have enough time to look up missing words during the hours long Sex scenes between the dialogue 😂
@@MorganleFayable wow, learning Polish. Good luck, bro.
@@MorganleFayable now you have super power
I watched this "movie" the whole time thinking: I CAN'T wait to see what Alex will joke about! This is TRULY the worst movie we have ever seen! 🤣🤣🤣
You deserve a Nobel prize or something like that for watching this movie 😂😂
FR FR
My friend watched the first one and genuinely liked it. I was like.... were we watching the same movie??? 🤣🤣