The Future of Crab Processing
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- Опубліковано 8 бер 2021
- The Crab Terminator is a fully self-reliant crab harvesting and cutting machine. Could it be the future of crab harvesting as we know it?
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"Remove the legs from the worthless crabs" Why do you have to do my guy like that
@@meditativeminds1336 lol
Money money money money
I didn’t expect to see you here.
It was at that point I realized this video is a joke
@@Greyr4X AHHH- AGHHHHH-AGHHH!!!
""Crustacean research aquatics bureau, or CRAB" that is genius
Lol reminds me of the kids next door show when they would introduce a submarine or a gadget and have a name for it which is an acronym
Agreed
😏 I like the French Panhard C.R.A.B, it shoots ATGM
By the CRAB for the crab. Democracy..
A very human thing to name it lol
“Built by a dedicated group of lobster racists.”
My favorite line in the whole thing
Idk why but the “Saint John’s centre for crab destruction” kills me every time
LOL, I was just thinking that. Would have to have that on a resume.
It kills crabs every time, too
That bit played right as I read that
Reverse this footage and it's a machine that builds crabs.
underrated comment
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Holy shit LMAO
@@rykerhaun8507 lmao
lmaooo
Are you telling me this is the first episode of “How it actually WILL be made?”
crab
You see the robots right? Those are not CGI robots, they *WERE MADE*, like already produced..
@@xz3693 you are very good at trolling
@@thenotoriusbp we do a little trolling
"Workers from the line remove the valuable legs from the *WORTHLESS* crabs they inhabit"
This guy is brutal
savage
@@joshuab1097we love the crabs actually, legs are not real delicatt, feels bad you guys throwing all the good stuff
Opening with this about made my jaw drop lol....
Crabs are only good for their meat tho
@@RamVelagala the body itself is sooo fucking delectable
I'm so glad they have these facilities now. Crabs got away with their bad deeds for far too long, seeing justice being usefully served like this is glorious.
Tax evasion and fraud
I share the sentiment.
@@haroldrose8056 DOWN WITH THE CRAB MENACE!!..
Little trade secret, after they’ve had their legs sawed off they release them back into the wild so those delicious legs can grow back and start the cycle again. The extra suffering really enhances the flavour.
Infinite food
Delightful
Did you know that King crabs are an invasive species and we humans are one of the only animals that eat them?
@@chandranapier2259 the problem with humans is that they either choose to keep a species alive or wipe it out if they don’t like it
@@vbgvbg1133 as messed up as it is to say this, everything does that. All species are at competition with each other within an environment, one will wipe out others if enough unbalance is achieved. We can do this with our numbers in the same way anything else can. We’re also one of few things that can fix our negligence with effort. Too bad it’s much harder to fix things than it is to destroy.
I actually went to college at the "Center for Crab Destruction" here in st john's. I had to write a report on how the crab destruction machine works. turns out there are just small lobster hiding in the robot arms controlling it all.
I am contacting the Crustaceans Racists Aquatics Bureau
Finally, an insider view. And another Newfie. Cool!
Isn't St. John's in Santa Fe?
I kiss your mother Jordan
I think they're just called crawdads lol
Sometimes I forget what this channel is until I randomly come across another video and hear something utterly ridiculous, I love this guy's dedication
Imagine being in the body of one of those crabs witnessing everything around you. You'd be in crab hell
👹👹👹Imagine Planned Parenthood👹👹👹
Ye soon there will be a robot just efficiently killing fetuses
You'd basically experience the game scorn in real life
"It seperates the legs from the worthless crabs attached to them" He really did them like that.
I rewinded to make sure I heard that right. I'm not sure what this video is about really😂
well the crabs really don't care since they don't have any sort of feelings
@@KDMFrost yeah but neither do other animals when they're comatose
@@jackrom75 True crabs don't have nervous systems like most animals, and literally don't have the capacity to feel pain
@@themanofquagga not what I'm saying bruv. I'm saying if something doesn't have the capacity to feel either permanently or momentarily is it free game to kill.
"Money, Money, Money Money Money *gutteral screaming intensifies*"
Money money money I just want money. Owww...😵
Poor Mr.crabs he only wants money.
Lmao you beat me to it
@@ramonabdiel10 guess you gotta now tatakae tatakae me for the next one
@@michealo6201 Indeed
Greetings, my fellow UA-cam algorithm traveler.
"We asked 8 people who own a boat" is fkn Gold 😂😂
What a hilariously well done video. As a former crab plant slave I enjoyed this video .
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the crab race
crab
@@thenotoriusbp crab
@@Aurora-pi6jr crab
@@daveinthemicrowave crab
That is why we are evolving into crabs. To compensate the loss
"It can be done a bit more humanely"
Meanwhile removes the human from the equation.
It can’t be inhumane if no humans are involved.
That's the joke
Skynet, anyone?
It can be done a bit more humanely, they refuse to take that that path
“Smart robots with no empathy whatsoever”😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
This is actually a really funny video. the Longer it went on, the harder I laughed.
I thought this was a literal documentary and halfway through I was like, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."
I literally was like ''I wonder if someone did a documentary mocking true document-- *TECH BUILT ENTIRELY BY LOBSTER RACISTS.* aight nvm this is what i asked for''
SAME! Yesterday I found a How It’s Made video on how teapots are made and I genuinely thought it was a regular episode at first
I was worried in the bacon one until like 2 minutes in lol
same! I started to get suspicious when he started to talk about some crab racists xD
Lol me too
Its a shame that people don't eat the delicious shells.
But atleast the robots are happy eating the meat.
It’s a real shame yea, people never seem to eat the heads either.
Wait you can eat the shell?
@@noobmaster6823 you don’t??
my parents told me not to eat the shels
Eating the poop gives you vital nutrition.
Someone put the footage on crabs being taken apart in reverse, played heavy metal and said welcome to the crab factory
Honestly I love the narration. It’s informative but still funny. I can go read if I need any more info for now I’m enjoying this. Lol
“Tech built entirely by lobster racists. No one has the heart to tell them crabs and lobsters are different people.” Never in my life did I imagine I would hear such a statement as that.
"Giant sea bug"
Lol
Same lmaoo i was like what? 💀
Same I lol'd a lil to hard at that 😂
LOL
I've never felt such a confliction between between hilarity and dystopian horror as what watching that machine in action gives me
see I got a dystopian horror vibe from human workers slaving away all day prying crabmeat out of shells. I used to look at that shit and ask 'what year is it?'
@@KairuHakubi Bruh. How stupid do you have to be to take the joke about them being slaves seriously?
@@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg you say as you miss the joke
@@Pontiacfirebird Nice, so you're a vegan?
Amen
Took me a second to realize this wasnt some serious document
I thought this was a real documentary up until 1:05. You got me Huggbees
Worker: “This is a crab.”
Me: “Dear god…”
Worker: “There’s more.”
Me: *”No…”*
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear ha
TF2 reference and RIP Rick May
Also Worker : yes
@@AxxLAfriku yes they are :)
@@lestertheguy1734 It's the "I proudly fuk my mum lol" bot, ignore it's presence and it will go away eventually.
"We asked 8 people who own a boat to interview with us on how much they hate crabs. 7 were imaginary.
The 8th one initially said yes, but also turned out to be imaginary."
This broke me.
Me too
I don't get this part, care to explain ?
Was the boat imaginary too?
@@visencorp6502 original video from the CBC --> ua-cam.com/video/RdmIe6qVG6I/v-deo.html
@@choochootrain3807 not really what he didn't understand
*there are definitely no crabs harmed during this video*
The commentary CRACKED meup
well that machine is horrifying. i was expecting like, a crab wired up to a computer
well yeah, but none of these crabs appear to be still alive.
but yeah, now I see why butchers can't love
The problem with crab processors is you roll the scroll wheel up and down but the screen only scrolls left and right
@@KairuHakubi high tier comment right here
I think there is spinach out there that is connected up to a computer, that can tell you if a landmine is nearby o.O
oh good I'm not the only one
This video's script sounds like it belongs to a report from The Onion and I love it
I read the first 4 words and immediately thought "onion" before I even finished reading
Yea lmao
I was literally about to comment this. When it got to the part about Minecraft, I was like this _has_ to be from the onion!
I'm glad I stayed to hear of the imaginary fishermen's side of the story...
I read this before watching and it made the first 21 seconds so amazing I had to pause and thank you the heads up 😂
Looks like a real video. Nicely done.
One day the crabs will have their revenge
the crab rumbling will happen
"Ill kill them all, every last one of them" -Crab Yeager
Humans have truly peaked as a species we’ve constructed a machine to maximize the efficiency of violently ripping crabs apart
Wait until we get cybernetic implants. There will be machines doing this thing to humans. And removing old chrome from dead bodies.
@@0xlamon ... Well then....
@@0xlamon good. Flesh is weak
Not violently, surgically.
@@raphaelambrosiuscosteau829 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Their kind cling to their flesh as if it will not decay and fail them. One day the crude biomass they call a temple will wither and they will beg our kind to save them.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
I want a job at the St. John's Center for Crab Destruction.
Same
I might know a guy
crab
WHY DO YOU HATE CRABS?
It's only across the island for me
Legend has it a crab killed the narrator parents.
You got me with the imaginary interviews😂😂😅😅
Now if you reverse this, it’s actually a crab factory forging its armored army
Nice pfp
Now all I can picture is skyrim's Dwarven spider crab things being made IRL
underrated comment right here
🤣
Here
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The script is a level of satire that we need to see more often. It's recorded ironically, but you also know in some boardroom in some executive suite this same presentation with the same script has been delivered and received unironically
Sarcastically* but I get your point
@@psisis7423 Same thing
But in this context ironic is correct cause ironic stands for joking around and sarcasm is with a malicious touch in it
Laughs in irony
Well said. The monotone voice delivery kills me.
You might like my channel too then :)
I just clicked on it to watch the video, the commentary was a bonus.
Bro I wasn’t ready for this. Imma head out
The joke about blue being expensive was such a subtle history joke I love it
Explain? :)
@@LatinaCreamQueen traditionally blue was a hard pigment to get. The brightest and longest lasting, like indigo and ultramarine (made from crushed semi-Precious gemstone Lapis Lazuli). It is a signifier of wealth and importance, which is why many expensive bibles, books, maps, and other things from history often have important blue writing. Specifically I’m thinking of the mappa mundi, the largest surviving map of the medieval world :-)
Wast purple more expensive
.
@@X1AN1023 a specific type of purple called “Tyrian purple” that was extracted from a type of sea snail by the Phoenicians, originally near the city of Tyre on the Levant. This is the ultra rare type of purple that was famous for making garments worth their weight in gold. So much so there’s a famous story of the Roman Emperor Aurelian refusing to buy his wife a Tyrian purple shawl because it was too expensive LMAO. Cheers :D
"What inspired you to build a fully automatic crab processor?"
"Money"
Well- ofc.
As a programmer I can confirm this
The satire here is golden with that overplayed, unoriginal business music. Thank you Sir for this video. The neglectfulness of so many business cultures when it comes to mental health is quite concerning frankly. And worst its become such an echo chamber where people end up doing unhappy work and for what exactly? Usually products that aren't all that necessary.
“Smart robots, with no empathy whatsoever” 💀
“You can quote me on that.” You can quote me on that.
Audience: What did he say?
CNN: He said he hates ni***rs.
“"You can quote me on that.” You can quote me on that." You can quote me on that.
@@user-cp1ce5mu2v “””You can quote me on that.” You can quote me on that.” You can quote me on that.” You can quote me on that
@Jack Dobbs “"”””you can quote me on that” you can quote me on that” you can quote me on that” you can quote me on that”
"You can quote me on that" You can quote me on that
"I hate people who quote themselves." -Me
Im glad we are doing something about this crab problem. I'm tired of these crabs getting away with having legs
How D A R E they?
Just look at ‘em out there… walkin’ around…
@@RyanReidSpeaks...sideways....
@@gentrydean3789 ...M E N A C I N G L Y...
If they think they can have legs and MONEY, they're dead wrong!
Don't know which one is more fascinating....the fact that this was in my feed....or that there's a actually organization around the destruction of crabs
I clicked on this video expecting a serious update, was pleasantly surprised by what I found 😂
Krabby Patty: How it's actually made
crab
Yeah, the shell gives the beef a Umami flavour.
Mr krabs is a monster.
@@Tsukuyomi28 no, he's a hero
@@thenotoriusbp the
“ I worked at a crab plant for 23 years, the town wouldn’t even be here without the jobs provided by the plant. It’s a job I’m not sure a robot could do well, you can quote me on that “ - Jessie Broaders.
Genius
Doesn't it just pain you that, we've all seen advertisements and/or propaganda just like this and not realized. This is the parody of deep fakery
Genuinely clicked to watch a how-it’s-made video and was pleasantly surprised by what this actually was.
All documentaries should be this way
I need every single episode of "how it's made" redone in this glorious style
yes!
Crabs are just like any other animals to me. I wouldn't feel sorry or compassionate even if it was cats or dogs inside there
@@lzbhcvm6747 you’re so damn badass 😮😮😮😮😮
@@pandato2082 … I wouldn’t fuckin either. Actually id prefer cats and dogs be in there than crabs
@@pandato2082 … I wouldn’t fuckin either. Actually id prefer cats and dogs be in there than crabs
"...and then eventually, a machine to eat the crab, completing the cycle"
I lost it here lmao
I am that machine
Damn, I hope you find it again
@@masonborenstein6613 I found the peeper that escaped my clutches
This narration is amazing 😄
I'm happy with either of these processes 👍👍
Someone needs to reverse the crabs being put in the machine, and then post it as "How crabs are made"
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@@RawkL0bster you absolute mad man,,,the music makes it 10x better 🤣🤣 like they are building war crabs
Thats messed up lol
@@RawkL0bster the music absolutely murdered me
You mean like that post that reverses the crabs being put into the machine with the caption “how crabs are made”? Yeah that was a funny one, thanks for reminding me
“This technology was built entirely by a group of lobster racists” lmao
I just absolutely love how you describe this
You had me at the first half, ngl 😂
"Laws are like crab meat. It's best that you don't see how they're processed." - Otto Van Bismarck
Yeah I worked at a lobster place for all of three days. I could not handle ripping the tails off of live lobsters.
@@turkeyman631 …Did the lobsters scream? Or was it the movement
@@Ben-mw9vz probably the movement and the sounds that are made in the process
@@Ben-mw9vz wdym did the lobsters scream? They can’t. They’re an aquatic animal, why would they be able to make sound outside the water? Hell, they don’t even make noise inside the water
Well speak for uourself otto. As someine born and raised in maryland there is nothibg better tearing into a crab. That machine is nightmare fuel tho.
Considering how all animals seem to slowly evolve into crabs, this footage may someday be horrifying to our crab-like human descendants.
The fact that your profile pic is wheatley makes this 10 times better
Wait wait
Explain evolve into crabs
Ima be honest. That ain't how evolution works.
@@onescaryapothiconboi7475 I'm not messing with you, it's an actual thing. Look up carcinisation, it's the process of things evolving into crabs or crustaceans. There's a good video on it too called "Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?" I could not make this stuff up if I tried.
Guys plz, this phenomenon concern only crustaceans, not humans or mamals...
I forget this channel exists until I hear the commentary
I needed this tonight!! 😂😂😂
“This technology was built entirely from scratch by a dedicated group of lobster racists. No one has the heart to tell them that crabs and lobsters are different people.”
I’m more dead than these crabs 🤣
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear pa
that's like saying alligator and crocodiles , Apple and bananas, or Cat and lion
least funny part of entire thing
Rest In Pieces
@@evanfinch4987 You've got bad taste.
"Emotionlessly slaughtering millions of still living crabs."
Best line ever. Lmao
Yeah they have labs sort of like this where they do "research" by killing tons of different animals. I know with some of the labs Pfizer funded in America the used begals and such. Pretty cool
When I read the title, I thought it would be about crabs operating computers. Instead it is both horrifying and endlessly amusing.
the commentary is funny. now i am hugry for crabs!
Hell, until they "interviewed" the lady, I thought this might have actually been real, and Canada was way more savage than I gave them credit for.
@Austin Taylor in this day and age? I've heard dumber things said with far more sincerity.
So this is why I haven't seen the crab rave meme in a while
Yummy
THE CRABS
-------------------
ARE GONE
They now rave in heaven.
R.I.P
From the thumbnail, I thought it was our crab overlord, in the cockpit of his spaceship, coming to invade earth
It's the sound like my job being blown away.
Sentences I never thought I’d hear:
“Instead of Minecraft, it cuts crab”
Acctualy....
Minecrab
"Ahoy SpongeBob, The robot just plugged me limbs off and cut me to pieces. And I'm going to die, ARGHARGHARGHARGH..."
ARGHARGHARGHARGH
Is that him laughing or dying?
@@blackout295 yes
He did it for the money tho
Aye spongeybob me boy
I forgot to pay my taxes and now the IRS want my testicles argh argh argh argh
Congrats, humanity. You successfully answered the question, "what would the intro to Quake IV look like but with crabs."
video never fails to crack me up
As humans: A factory where robots disassemble crabs.
As crabs: A H.R Giger-esk hellscape where machines tear countless helpless crabs apart for eternity.
I know that is supposed to be funny, and i am a meatlover myself, but that machine is just... idk, it feels horribly wrong.
@@MrHardstylefever how the crabs aren’t even alive
@@Billy-oi3lb doesn't make it better.
The efficiency how they do it. How extremely precise they are at cutting animals. Makes me feel sick ngl
@ITAMI 47k I wish
@@MrHardstylefever Yep. There's something very discomforting about a machine being able to disassemble a life form that fast.
They “remove the valuable legs from the worthless crabs”... I feel those crabs on a personal level, except my legs too are worthless
Your legs are not worthless...
In the dark web at least . . .
Tiktok: Tell me you have depression without saying you have depression.
As a cancer who has been engaged twice but never married I too know what being a discarded crab feels like.
☹️
C.R.A.B must be one of the best pun I’ve seen
Watching this while high is hilarious, I didn’t even realize it was a parody for the whole first 2 minutes lol
I saw a similar video on twitter with it in reverse with the caption "how the government makes crabs" or whatever it was and i immedietly thought of you Andrew, glad you made this.
crab
@@thenotoriusbp the
"the only humans required are for repairs and protesters" savege lol
This is actually amazing
This video is flipping awesome. 😂
this is why one of the projects you posted to say something about copyright claim testing was called i hate crabs.
crab
@@thenotoriusbp the
@@thenotoriusbp the the
@@thenotoriusbp the the the
@@thenotoriusbp the the the the
“St. John’s Center for Crab destruction” has to be one of the wildest building titles I’ve heard.
I'm putting that on my resume.
Btw, is St. Johns known nationwide or is that just a Jacksonville thing? Because we have the St. Johns river and I was told it was named that because a guy named John killed himself by jumping into it
@@hamburgerdog25 I mean a lot of places are named St. John's something because there are a few actual Saint Johns.
Centre*
@@hamburgerdog25 the original documentary was filmed near St Johns, Newfoundland (my home city)
God... I love going down the UA-cam rabbit hole.
"The future looks bright...
... for everyone who really, really, really hates crab."
the blade that does the bottom up crab even does it's best to preserve the brain to ensure it suffers as long as possible to release the fear compounds to improve the flavour
a feat of german engineering i presume
crab
@@thenotoriusbp why so many crab
Andrenochrome
its*
it's = it is
"does it is best" does not make grammatical sense.
The Strogg factory is looking nice and productive
I like the wording for the voice over 😂
My god the interview segment with Jessie Broaders where the narrator literally quotes her word for word then cuts to her saying the exact same thing was absolutely hilarious.
The funniest part is that this is actually how some news channels do it XD
I was so confused until the part when he said "customers refuse to eat the delicious shells." now it became clear that this is a real and 100% legit commentary.....
"The arms actually just kind of go to town on the crabs however the arms feel like"
"The only humans required are the ones to work on the machines and the protesters outside"
0:07 bro he did not have to violate the crabs this badly😭😭💀
I did a double take when I heard that too 😭💀