How It's Actually Made - Butter

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  • @allenrw315
    @allenrw315 3 роки тому +48538

    “The last vial is horse semen.” And then just silence. So much silence.

    • @jb490245
      @jb490245 3 роки тому +3223

      A very *loud* silence

    • @jimurrata6785
      @jimurrata6785 3 роки тому +1006

      Need time to let it sink in....

    • @edithasd2806
      @edithasd2806 3 роки тому +526

      @@micahwright5901 ew

    • @chrisknight6153
      @chrisknight6153 3 роки тому +379

      It seemed to me he made a screenshot and made us stare at it.
      You gotta love this guy.

    • @maxpayz2431
      @maxpayz2431 3 роки тому +376

      @@micahwright5901 my question is why do you want to know what horse seem looks like? 👀

  • @1999colebug
    @1999colebug 3 роки тому +9225

    "A proud man's bucket" is a great way to describe that bucket.

    • @dominicgarcia5179
      @dominicgarcia5179 3 роки тому +35

      That line made me spit it was so funny

    • @repperex3745
      @repperex3745 3 роки тому +77

      @BoomerLemon "there's more"

    • @Chips48
      @Chips48 3 роки тому +58

      @@repperex3745 “No..”

    • @sangmild387
      @sangmild387 3 роки тому +11

      a happy little bucket :)

    • @drewdicesore
      @drewdicesore 3 роки тому +4

      Hi fellow Michigander

  • @macdoodlechamp
    @macdoodlechamp 3 роки тому +6210

    “the churner spins at 28 rotations per rotation” this machine done gone broke the laws of physics lmao

    • @reginnna
      @reginnna 3 роки тому +118

      That sentence broke me

    • @caimaccoinnich9594
      @caimaccoinnich9594 3 роки тому +80

      Obviously. Rinsing machines be like that.

    • @no-fx9fx
      @no-fx9fx 3 роки тому +31

      @@caimaccoinnich9594 i thought it was a filling machine

    • @jeffwells641
      @jeffwells641 3 роки тому +20

      @@no-fx9fx It's more of a rinsy filly rolly machine.

    • @no-fx9fx
      @no-fx9fx 3 роки тому +14

      @@jeffwells641 thanks for the clarification

  • @Eskimo615
    @Eskimo615 Рік тому +3109

    Wow I didn't know people made spoof versions of these so I thought this was 100% a legit episode. When he said horse semen and then just moved on I don't think I've ever laughed so hard while being in complete confusion as to how that made it into the show.

    • @SyenPie
      @SyenPie Рік тому +20

      LMFAOOOO exactly well said 😂

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm Рік тому +78

      hiking boots didn’t tip you off?

    • @JetInAJar
      @JetInAJar Рік тому +72

      Really, “The Butterizer” didn’t do it for you?

    • @jett27j30
      @jett27j30 Рік тому +51

      What had me was hiking boots, but I thought it was just a joke that any normal "how its made" might have, then the butterizer was a bit strange, and how he described it, I was a bit confused, but again, maybe just a joke for some extra fun. It was all pretty legit, seemed factual and all, then "horse semen" lmaooo

    • @TheChristian_Poet9203
      @TheChristian_Poet9203 11 місяців тому

      It’s called satire, the king forgotten humor that is better than any other humor

  • @bobzilla7894
    @bobzilla7894 3 роки тому +21923

    My teacher didn’t watch this video before showing it to us. It was a fun lesson

    • @amatesamaru
      @amatesamaru 3 роки тому +107

      What class would have you watching a how it's made video on butter?? Lmao bunch a fucking liars in here

    • @BurntSocc
      @BurntSocc 3 роки тому +1462

      @@amatesamaru basic culinary class, I was shown videos about making a lot of things like cheese and butter. My teacher showed this video to a class before mine and was telling us about it, and we ended up watching it anyways

    • @bobzilla7894
      @bobzilla7894 3 роки тому +498

      @@amatesamaru we were in a heal class talking about the affects of dairy products

    • @darkside-edits-w
      @darkside-edits-w 3 роки тому +43

      😃

    • @Op3ium_
      @Op3ium_ 3 роки тому +56

      @@amatesamaru what makes u think its fake bruh science class fucking idk bruh

  • @alexghe4338
    @alexghe4338 3 роки тому +6393

    "this milk will go on to make; Cream, yoghurt, *hiking boots...* and cheese."

    • @getflashbanged7234
      @getflashbanged7234 3 роки тому +146

      Note: DON’T go hiking with Mr Bones, had to walk miles barefoot

    • @DaniSC_l1
      @DaniSC_l1 3 роки тому +76

      mmm yes, i love using *thicc cream boots*

    • @everest7063
      @everest7063 3 роки тому +54

      I was like "hmmmm... one of these is not like the other"

    • @alexghe4338
      @alexghe4338 3 роки тому +40

      @@everest7063 yeh I know, I was like 'hol up' yoghurt isn't made the same way, you need bacteria for that shit.

    • @kalamari555
      @kalamari555 3 роки тому +13

      Why did I read yoghurt as yog"hurt" ??

  • @NewfieMan98
    @NewfieMan98 3 роки тому +2540

    "The last vial, is horse semen." just the confidence alone with which that line was delivered made me crack up

    • @jeffwells641
      @jeffwells641 3 роки тому +54

      And then lets the full clip just roll without another word.

    • @dfo990
      @dfo990 Рік тому +6

      I thought the vídeo was serious until this... Lol

    • @pokemom4life232
      @pokemom4life232 Рік тому

      I read comments while watching videos and as soon as that was said I was reading your comment. 😂😂

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 Місяць тому

      Makes sense, not everyone knows what 2% milk is, but I always have at least two cartons of horse semen in the fridge.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +603

    "First the inside is cleaned with soapy water, to punish the butter for any swear words it may have spoken during this process."
    I love the wording here; specifically, the use of the word "may". It implies it isn't a guarantee that the butter swore, so they're just doing it because it probably did at some point.

  • @NinjaDude_YT
    @NinjaDude_YT 2 роки тому +5441

    I like how he starts off convincingly accurate and progresses deeper and deeper into the mayhem

    • @Joshua-1223-5
      @Joshua-1223-5 2 роки тому +9

      Annnd 100th like

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 Рік тому +16

      i dont why i expected the video to just end after the butteriser

    • @Daniel_3322
      @Daniel_3322 Рік тому

      0:30 "hiking boots" What a convincingly accurate start...

    • @fxracer1860
      @fxracer1860 Рік тому +2

      @@Daniel_3322If my hiking boots arent made out of milk I dont want it

  • @gavinscience4146
    @gavinscience4146 3 роки тому +14743

    Me: “huh that’s weird, so far this video sounds about normal to me”
    Him: “the last vial is horse semen”
    *ah, there it is*

    • @DalekPratt1963
      @DalekPratt1963 3 роки тому +552

      Wait, what about the Milk Hiking Boots.
      Oh yeah, that is actually normal.
      Continue.

    • @matthewanderson7824
      @matthewanderson7824 3 роки тому +85

      I mean that is what skim milk feels like

    • @Beengus
      @Beengus 3 роки тому +23

      Nordvpn

    • @NiqIce
      @NiqIce 3 роки тому +48

      @@matthewanderson7824 Hold up

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 3 роки тому +5

      @@DalekPratt1963 what?

  • @thermalerosion4556
    @thermalerosion4556 3 роки тому +4109

    “Today, it’s a product of modern technology.”
    “The butterizer is used for making butter, and only butter, and it’s very good at it”

    • @jimijenkins2548
      @jimijenkins2548 3 роки тому +3

      #gungang

    • @thermalerosion4556
      @thermalerosion4556 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @poixone
      @poixone 2 роки тому

      omg europa lmg....

    • @thermalerosion4556
      @thermalerosion4556 2 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @therandomlaniusedward2140
      @therandomlaniusedward2140 2 роки тому

      @@poixone Taniks has no legs. He kneels to no kneecaps, owes allegiance to no femur. He is a shank, and it's very good at it. We have been killing him since House of wolves at D1, Yesss? Now Taniks is alive again, but not for long.

  • @NickyTheSwordsman
    @NickyTheSwordsman Рік тому +787

    If I ever become a teacher, I swear I'll let my students watch one of these videos one day and I'll just "pretend" to not notice it.
    That'll sure make someone's childhood.

    • @synthmare8742
      @synthmare8742 7 місяців тому +30

      You're a hero

    • @Hodger88
      @Hodger88 5 місяців тому +17

      This guy gets it.

    • @thekraken1909
      @thekraken1909 4 місяці тому +3

      Maybe leave out the part about horse semen, yeah?

    • @matoiryuko9444
      @matoiryuko9444 4 місяці тому +7

      @@thekraken1909 they have to learn it someday yk

    • @TheDumbTwin
      @TheDumbTwin 3 місяці тому +1

      You Madlad

  • @theee219
    @theee219 3 роки тому +2573

    "you can even eat this popcorn butter if you're a fan of painful diahorrea"

  • @axkee1418
    @axkee1418 3 роки тому +3259

    "The churner spins at 28 rotations per rotation" so it rotates 28 times every time it rotates? That's a lot of rotation

    • @Webberjo
      @Webberjo 3 роки тому +103

      When I heard that it slipped right by me, but then a few seconds later when I thought about it I was like "wait, what??"

    • @thebonelessone3107
      @thebonelessone3107 3 роки тому +75

      This and the “pushing out air” bit made me think I was having a stroke

    • @Fudge_3
      @Fudge_3 3 роки тому +22

      doesn't that mean each time it spins it gets 28x faster?

    • @axkee1418
      @axkee1418 3 роки тому +46

      @@Fudge_3 It's a recursive procedure, once it's finished one rotation it has already rotated 28 times, meaning it has already rotated 28 times squared etc. so infinity
      tldr: after one rotation it's rotated an infinite number of times

    • @daniellow6358
      @daniellow6358 3 роки тому +9

      every time i rotate... i do one rotate

  • @talos_the_automaton2329
    @talos_the_automaton2329 2 роки тому +206

    2:22-2:24
    For some reason the 28 rotations per rotation made me laugh uncontrollably. I’m just imagining It exponentially accelerating until it rips itself apart.

    • @boneless70
      @boneless70 5 місяців тому +6

      It's from 2:16 to 2:20

    • @AB-jq1el
      @AB-jq1el 5 місяців тому

      that was a year ago 😭😭 ​@@boneless70

  • @Skull35
    @Skull35 2 роки тому +5854

    This seems like an actual episode of How It's Made.
    "The last vial is horse semen."
    Ah, there we go.

  • @martinmarvinii3139
    @martinmarvinii3139 3 роки тому +2275

    “This is a bucket”
    “Dear god...”
    “There’s more”
    “No!”

    • @arks_knights
      @arks_knights 3 роки тому +34

      soldier:you did'nt read mine
      spy:does it say you want the bucket
      soldier:YES

    • @zaccyiswaccy56
      @zaccyiswaccy56 3 роки тому +9

      Ah! A Man Of Culture!

    • @rosealielycan
      @rosealielycan 3 роки тому +6

      I'd like to thank my brother for showing me that so I can gleefully laugh at this comment without saying wtf lol

    • @samuelrodriguez4374
      @samuelrodriguez4374 3 роки тому +4

      A man of culture I see!

    • @kollsveinozpil
      @kollsveinozpil 3 роки тому +9

      "Its contains a bucket"

  • @elsquisheeone
    @elsquisheeone 3 роки тому +2057

    anyone remember that iconic scene in Yugioh where Yugi and his friends use the heart of the cards to collect all 5 forbidden dairy products and summon Excowdia

  • @matthewlloreda
    @matthewlloreda Рік тому +42

    I put this on to fall asleep and didn’t pay much attention to catch the initial tip-offs for it being fake and when I was almost asleep, that third beaker was poured and he said the punchline and now I am up wide awake from laughing so hard.

  • @sunny3721
    @sunny3721 2 роки тому +1884

    I love how it always starts off with some actual information then it quickly goes downhill

    • @cookiecrumbles3971
      @cookiecrumbles3971 Рік тому +41

      “ThE lAsT vIaL iS hOrSe SeMeN

    • @khailsan
      @khailsan Рік тому +8

      or uphill, depends on how you look at things.

    • @JordHaj
      @JordHaj Рік тому +9

      Ah yes, h i k i n g b o o t s

    • @CourierCat-2
      @CourierCat-2 Рік тому +1

      "hiking boots"
      That was the end 💀

    • @earth-
      @earth- Рік тому

      Xd

  • @Caitilizzie
    @Caitilizzie 2 роки тому +2076

    I’m hoping so hard that a teacher somewhere was looking for a genuinely educational video on how butter was made, and they played this for the class without realizing

  • @folger8213
    @folger8213 3 роки тому +2582

    “Wow, a cow made of butter”

  • @sober_katz
    @sober_katz Рік тому +46

    4:14 the last thing i expected was a yu-gi-oh reference to be in a video about how butter is "actually" made lol

  • @XxAggro_BunnyxX
    @XxAggro_BunnyxX 3 роки тому +5744

    "The last vile is horse semen"
    Me:😃
    "Back to the butter-"
    Me:😀 oh so we're just gonna leave it at that?

  • @Jaws10214
    @Jaws10214 3 роки тому +328

    I worked for a dairy factory when I was a teenager.
    We packaged brand names, and off-brand names.
    The best part, we packaged the exact same butter into the no-name packages, and the brand name packages.
    So those who pay an extra few dollars for the brand name, are getting the exact same butter as us plebs ;)

    • @PercydeRoloFangirl
      @PercydeRoloFangirl 2 роки тому +7

      Oof

    • @mariefesten7499
      @mariefesten7499 2 роки тому +24

      But that's not true with all products. I visited a sause factory once and their brand stuff was made with fresh vegetables while the off brand ones were made with frozen vegetables. So while this may the true for butter, sometimes spending a little more gives you fresher products :)

    • @chrisparker8176
      @chrisparker8176 Рік тому

      Not for all you can def tell

    • @MrHenkkkie
      @MrHenkkkie Рік тому +2

      @@mariefesten7499 You know that frozen vegetables are frozen as soon as possible after harvesting and therefore are as tasty and healthy and fresh as "fresh" ones?

  • @GrandAdmiralWaffles
    @GrandAdmiralWaffles 3 роки тому +2328

    We’ve found it, the other 98% of milk

  • @hannahbowman259
    @hannahbowman259 Рік тому +20

    This guy is so good at coming across as professional that even though i know this is a spoof channel, I'm always like "okay wait is this true tho". Especially in the beginning 😂

  • @jimk9314
    @jimk9314 3 роки тому +1940

    Everyone else: So that's how butter is made
    Me: I must solve this puzzle to become Pharoah of the Duel Monsters

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 роки тому +49

      Step 1:
      YEET THY BUTTER

    • @pixelartkid7965
      @pixelartkid7965 3 роки тому +10

      Me: (pointing) animal print.

    • @johnthrashly
      @johnthrashly 3 роки тому +21

      it is seemingly some kind of animal print maybe a dalmation and that makes me think it must have something to do with red eyes as joey wheeler dressed up as a dog that one time

    • @jimk9314
      @jimk9314 3 роки тому +31

      @@johnthrashly I supect animal print is what the puzzlemasters want you to believe. After some analysis, there's a chance the markings line up into an incantation only a certain type of Magician can read. But if read incorrectly, they summon Yugi the fake Pharoah. And if read correctly. they summon the True King of Duel Monsters:
      YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SUMMONING YUGI WHEN IT WAS ME, DIO!

    • @johnthrashly
      @johnthrashly 3 роки тому +6

      @@jimk9314 DIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @robloxlover69outofcontext62
    @robloxlover69outofcontext62 3 роки тому +7596

    "h o r s e s e m e n"
    Music: 🤸🤼💃💃👯

    • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
      @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 3 роки тому +95

      How horses do it anyway, they no have thumbs

    • @BenjamintYT
      @BenjamintYT 3 роки тому +288

      @@PremierCCGuyMMXVI That's alright.
      *Humans do it for them*

    • @doethebro6585
      @doethebro6585 3 роки тому +51

      Nice n tasty

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 3 роки тому +115

      @@BenjamintYT it would have cost you nothing in life to not say that yet you did

    • @ferrarileadstrategist319
      @ferrarileadstrategist319 3 роки тому +96

      @@PremierCCGuyMMXVI they slap their schlongs against their stomachs

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout 3 роки тому +257

    "The last vial is horse semen."
    *Proceeds to stare at it in silence for ten very uncomfortable seconds while something that sounds like bad 90's porn music plays softly.*

  • @geddiayon77
    @geddiayon77 3 роки тому +508

    "Would you like to guess how many butters are in a single package of butter?"
    I am humbled by my ignorance in being unable to answer such a question

    • @Lucifer666Est
      @Lucifer666Est 3 роки тому +4

      I guessed 2

    • @ruchick6155
      @ruchick6155 3 роки тому +1

      What does that even mean?

    • @ejpool4104
      @ejpool4104 3 роки тому +24

      I said 4, then was quickly corrected with 455, and I said "yeah, only 55 off"

    • @wariowashere7017
      @wariowashere7017 3 роки тому +4

      90 butters since 10 is yellow playdough

    • @ejpool4104
      @ejpool4104 3 роки тому

      @Mac Cheezy lmfao I love this

  • @CoenBijpost
    @CoenBijpost Рік тому +20

    28 rotations per rotation! I always knew making butter required hyperdimensional manifold cycling. The horse semen is probably what facilitates the opening of the wormholes! Wow. You learn something every day! Thanks 🙏

  • @Drumede
    @Drumede 3 роки тому +655

    0:30 "this milk will go on to make cream, yogurt, *hiking boots* and cheese"

    • @rjvan9763
      @rjvan9763 3 роки тому +10

      0:30 I thought I misheard that . . . hah, I didn't. 😳

    • @lilsquidyyy
      @lilsquidyyy 3 роки тому +6

      hiking b o o t s.

    • @benis220
      @benis220 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes milky hiking boots

    • @lasaintebible4458
      @lasaintebible4458 2 роки тому +2

      Reply here only of you make hiking boots out of milk

    • @professionalTaro
      @professionalTaro 2 роки тому

      @@lasaintebible4458 I do

  • @estimatedoptimism1275
    @estimatedoptimism1275 3 роки тому +806

    Show us how it’s actually made - Milk Hiking Boots

    • @TheWaffle654
      @TheWaffle654 3 роки тому +17

      That's redundant, you can just say hiking boots.

    • @armastat
      @armastat 3 роки тому +1

      How do you think they turn raw Cow Skin into Soft Corinthian Leather boots?

    • @pedrofromthecoffeefactory6703
      @pedrofromthecoffeefactory6703 3 роки тому +7

      No we need to know how they make horse semen

    • @axero9868
      @axero9868 3 роки тому

      669 likes am about to ruin it

  • @alexisflynn1033
    @alexisflynn1033 2 роки тому +1416

    Him: “Would you like to guess how many butters are in a single package of butter?”
    Me: “26!”
    Him: “that’s right, 455”

    • @EddieMan598
      @EddieMan598 Рік тому +7

      I literally thought the exact same number

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 Рік тому +10

      I thought it was 4

    • @kevinsmart2165
      @kevinsmart2165 7 місяців тому +5

      Well, you were closer than me. I guessed one butter, since it was just a single block.

    • @namakkv
      @namakkv 5 місяців тому +4

      The pink sauce lady:

    • @thesuperginge1348
      @thesuperginge1348 5 місяців тому +5

      28 rotations per rotation. You know it's a high number of butters

  • @ya00007
    @ya00007 Рік тому +56

    I actually believed the hiking boots until he said horse seamon

  • @dihydrogenmonoxidecontainm6064
    @dihydrogenmonoxidecontainm6064 3 роки тому +191

    A "butter landing" is when you land a plane with butter landing gear or, in other words, replace the tires with whole sticks of butter. 1/4 pound sticks, to be precise.

    • @supersonictumbleweed
      @supersonictumbleweed 3 роки тому +2

      This works surprisingly well. Mainly because of really low temperatures close to outer space the butter is kept frozen into it's landing gear shape. Butter used like that gets eventually either used up during emergency landings or sold at a premium thanks to it's fresh aerated spacey taste.

  • @verticalpug2026
    @verticalpug2026 3 роки тому +479

    Anyone else sometimes pretend like you are new to this series and you get increasingly suspicious of validity until he doesn’t become subtle anymore, trying to detect that exact moment?

    • @crazykay9422
      @crazykay9422 3 роки тому +29

      No but I very much appreciate the idea

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue 2 роки тому +6

      Omg yes lmao

    • @DrainianDream
      @DrainianDream 2 роки тому +16

      As someone who’s first exposure was this video at 4 am, it was the horse semen

    • @_NobodySpecial_
      @_NobodySpecial_ 2 роки тому +6

      The only thing that made it suspect at first was the hiking boots but the horse semen sinched it

    • @Jordan-vp5fh
      @Jordan-vp5fh 2 роки тому +1

      @@DrainianDream first time watcher here and my cherry coke went thru my nose at the horse semen part

  • @countryboydaniel6776
    @countryboydaniel6776 3 роки тому +4329

    I never fully understand in which parts he’s joking and in which parts he’s being serious
    Edit: guys I think the horse semen part was genuine

    • @popcorn8153
      @popcorn8153 3 роки тому +172

      I don't think people used to make butter by shaking hollow logs but I don't know what to believe

    • @fedos
      @fedos 3 роки тому +214

      @@popcorn8153 You can make butter by shaking heavy cream in a jar. I don't know if early people used hollow logs, but shaking is definitely likely.

    • @meetwheatpodcast9078
      @meetwheatpodcast9078 3 роки тому +47

      That’s the beauty of this channel

    • @expfcwintergreenv2.02
      @expfcwintergreenv2.02 3 роки тому +21

      Joking? 🤔

    • @darkraiking680
      @darkraiking680 3 роки тому +23

      He’s joking?

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 Рік тому +30

    Be hilarious if you just cut the video at 0:45.
    "How butter is actually made..."
    "It's called the butterizer!"
    *Abrupt ending*

  • @A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush
    @A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush 3 роки тому +200

    If I was a teacher I would play one of these videos for my class every Friday.

    • @cordingchain8314
      @cordingchain8314 3 роки тому +21

      And thats why you're not a teacher

    • @A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush
      @A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush 3 роки тому +9

      @@cordingchain8314 well...that's one reason.

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 3 роки тому +3

      @@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush I mean, I'd let you teach me but my standards are far lower than the school board
      Or maybe school board doesn't approve of demons

    • @A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush
      @A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush 3 роки тому +5

      @@revolver265 it's 2021 ffs. The school board needs to be more inclusive.

    • @smiley408
      @smiley408 3 роки тому +1

      Hell, you’d be my favourite teacher then.

  • @embrion
    @embrion 3 роки тому +178

    Just found out about this guy. Want him to narrate everything in my life.

    • @jennott1703
      @jennott1703 3 роки тому +2

      It's a tie between him and Samuel L Jackson for me

  • @charlesromea-gorton8033
    @charlesromea-gorton8033 3 роки тому +324

    "Did you hear the rumor about butter?"
    "Well, I'm not going to spread it!

  • @lillianmcculley2431
    @lillianmcculley2431 8 місяців тому +3

    Glad I watched before showing this to my students...

  • @kylemcmullen9306
    @kylemcmullen9306 3 роки тому +721

    "The last vial is horse semen". That is a beaker. You need to get your facts straight.

    • @ruchick6155
      @ruchick6155 3 роки тому +25

      It's the rinsing washing fiasco all over again

    • @AnaTorres-re6bf
      @AnaTorres-re6bf 3 роки тому +17

      I do not care if it's a vile or a beaker. He said horse semen.

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 3 роки тому +6

      I think it’s to do with the word vile setting up the expectations of vile substances.
      Yes I analyse jokes for a laugh.

    • @MariaRuiz-zb9wx
      @MariaRuiz-zb9wx 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a joke

    • @lilyhalter8443
      @lilyhalter8443 3 роки тому +4

      This narrator in particular would not give a single shit if you told him

  • @kirbybabyluigiultra8030
    @kirbybabyluigiultra8030 3 роки тому +562

    "the last vial, is horse semen"
    you're not gonna mention thats the ost expencise thing on the video?

    • @jessepinkman1471
      @jessepinkman1471 3 роки тому +58

      did you have a stroke halfway through typing that? the grammar luftwaffe would like to know your location

    • @kirbybabyluigiultra8030
      @kirbybabyluigiultra8030 3 роки тому +79

      @@jessepinkman1471 im sorry, english is my first language

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 3 роки тому +23

      @@kirbybabyluigiultra8030 Thank you for your honesty.

    • @fluttershy1529
      @fluttershy1529 3 роки тому +2

      @@L7vanmatre yeah

    • @beckel3593
      @beckel3593 3 роки тому +13

      @@jessepinkman1471 Yeah, don't pick on him, that's offensive to fellow stronk suufffferers lirk me5!!1

  • @thesupersaiyansavant
    @thesupersaiyansavant 3 роки тому +103

    1:21 It's just the silence that kills me XD

  • @MonstaGamez
    @MonstaGamez Місяць тому +3

    3:59 So *thats* why butter is so yummy

  • @nevr4give220
    @nevr4give220 3 роки тому +181

    "The last vile is horse semen" *silence for 10 seconds*

    • @AnaTorres-re6bf
      @AnaTorres-re6bf 3 роки тому +1

      It been 7 minutes and I am just broke the silence and went to read the comments.

  • @Guitarocker493
    @Guitarocker493 3 роки тому +283

    *Just finished covering my firewall in butter*
    "You know what you can't do with butter? Protect your online privacy."
    Fuck.

  • @metalmangaming642
    @metalmangaming642 3 роки тому +370

    my mom laughed at the Yu-Gi-Oh joke

  • @babybeesshenanigans9129
    @babybeesshenanigans9129 9 місяців тому +2

    "And that, kids, is how I met your butter."

  • @ambernicole3992
    @ambernicole3992 2 роки тому +68

    1:10 that escalated REALLY QUICK

  • @cypher_mortis
    @cypher_mortis 3 роки тому +197

    3:11 **me salting my food**

    • @icecreamsundd
      @icecreamsundd 2 роки тому +10

      who eats that much salt damn

    • @Canadian-Bryce
      @Canadian-Bryce 2 роки тому +3

      I'm still so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.
      I don't wear shirts, I don't wear shoes, and I still demand service!
      I spent my entire overseas vacation gaslighting a child, and then tried to kill him to get back at my ex-bestie!
      My diet consists entirely of free samples handed out in the food court of my local shopping mall.
      I spent 9 months learning Cantonese so that I could travel to Hong Kong and participate in the largest free market in the world.
      I was hired as J.K. Rowling's social media manager and insisted she use the most free speech she could possibly think of.
      I'm currently unemployed.
      When I view my father's memories of my own conception, I maintain eye contact with him and shout "戦い!"(which means "Fight" in american) at the moment of climax.
      I'm undefeated in bingo, because the free space is the only one that I need to win.
      My file compression software of choice is WinRar, I'm currently on my 16th year of the free trial.
      My second favorite thing to do is ignore plot threads. My first? Talk about Connie's mom.
      While working in a virology lab, I refuse to wear any sort of protective gear, as they would restrict the freedom of my movements! (coughs violently with maximum freedom)
      I right-click save any NFT I see, and now I have 16 terabytes of animals wearing clothes, tanking my PCs performance!
      While sinking to my death in the belly of a titan, there was only one all encompassing emotion, overtaking every single thought in my mind!
      Who was going to stop Mikasa from hooking up with anyone if I'm gone?!
      I'm so free, that I spend every waking second of my life actively working to prevent anyone from potentially taking my freedom away from me!
      I have no social media accounts, because I decline the terms of service for trying to take away my freedom.
      I just keep moving forward, until 80% of my enemies are destroyed.

    • @lucysteel2686
      @lucysteel2686 2 роки тому +10

      @@Canadian-Bryce bruh what?

    • @tyriquesimon3351
      @tyriquesimon3351 2 роки тому

      @ishowspeed

    • @tiara9624
      @tiara9624 2 роки тому +1

      @@Canadian-Bryce nice copypasta

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 3 роки тому +103

    "You know what you can't do with butter? Protect your online privacy."
    O B S E R V E

  • @michigeng8560
    @michigeng8560 15 днів тому +1

    4:52 I love that you could hear him break character when he said “5” 😂😂

  • @itsjustleo3371
    @itsjustleo3371 3 роки тому +41

    3:28 im concerned for this mans thumbs

  • @vexsten6171
    @vexsten6171 3 роки тому +69

    "After 30 minutes of Churning something unexpected happens" I legitimately thought the joke was going to be that he wasn't going to say what was unexpected, like there would be 30 seconds of silence and then the next topic would be brought up

  • @kditty0337
    @kditty0337 2 роки тому +117

    "The goal is to replace all of the air the fat molecules squeeze out so that they have enough air to squeeze out all of the air of the fat molecules"
    such a way with words...

    • @reenTV
      @reenTV 2 роки тому +3

      that line killed me

  • @everything_swiftie1
    @everything_swiftie1 11 місяців тому +9

    My teacher played this video in class and I have never seen him run so fast and slam his laptop lid down. I think he was genuinely concerned for his job...funny as though

  • @cookiethereeject6065
    @cookiethereeject6065 2 роки тому +234

    "The butterizer makes butter and only butter"
    At least it's not only purpose is to pass the butter

    • @JToaster
      @JToaster Рік тому +6

      Oh god..

    • @jadinkllz12
      @jadinkllz12 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm gonna turn this comment in and get an A

    • @MiiKaVGC
      @MiiKaVGC 3 місяці тому

      Pass the butter please!
      *Machine Noises*
      Well you're a f#cking disappointment.

  • @lucasbladen7290
    @lucasbladen7290 3 роки тому +37

    2:27 you know when you have a stroke reading something? I had a fucking stroke listening to that.

  • @shitpostgrotto2982
    @shitpostgrotto2982 3 роки тому +134

    You can't tell me what to do, I'll protect my internet traffic with P U R E B U T T E R

  • @AllDayBikes
    @AllDayBikes Рік тому +59

    1:32 that part got me lmfaoo

  • @dinkthegreatest
    @dinkthegreatest 3 роки тому +57

    What the fuck, Derek? 2:56

  • @Mike-ij4rq
    @Mike-ij4rq 3 роки тому +38

    “Something unexpected happens...
    The butter is made”
    Me: •o•

  • @texasranger6566
    @texasranger6566 3 роки тому +50

    I love how that his videos all begin informative than turn into utter chaos of comedy that makes me laugh for a week after

  • @chrisnyari9213
    @chrisnyari9213 Рік тому +1

    watching this guy i like waking u in the morning an nothing adds up or makes sense

  • @AkuraauBakoua
    @AkuraauBakoua 2 роки тому +41

    4:00 Don't give them ideaaas

  • @The_Masked_Man_
    @The_Masked_Man_ 3 роки тому +31

    I actually work in one of those factories this is pretty spot-on on how we do it.

  • @CosmicMoth
    @CosmicMoth 2 роки тому +12

    "28 rotations per rotation"

  • @Forbidaxe
    @Forbidaxe Рік тому +24

    0:49 How to make butter... Right, so here's some Butter Cream.... 2% Milk.... Horse Semen...??? My face is like what??? And full of confusion for the off brand comparison.

  • @kenobrien3865
    @kenobrien3865 3 роки тому +101

    1:20 omg I died

    • @Thunder11110
      @Thunder11110 3 роки тому +7

      You died but real man want to drink it!

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 2 роки тому +7

      The last vial is *H O R S E S E M E N*
      Why r u still here?

    • @kenobrien3865
      @kenobrien3865 2 роки тому +2

      @@mrhelitosis7564 idk

    • @callaway3246
      @callaway3246 5 місяців тому +2

      The silence us so loud

  • @nightcorefusion3884
    @nightcorefusion3884 3 роки тому +21

    - Video about butter.
    - unexpected and surprisingly on point reference to Yugioh

  • @twjamjam
    @twjamjam 3 роки тому +136

    So imagine this, butter on a dog

    • @antonioalas4814
      @antonioalas4814 3 роки тому +35

      Dog with the butter on it

    • @whoknows5093
      @whoknows5093 3 роки тому +23

      @@antonioalas4814 butter dog

    • @mr.worldwide6422
      @mr.worldwide6422 3 роки тому +2

      Butter dog

    • @mldan8726
      @mldan8726 3 роки тому +2

      @@antonioalas4814 budder dawg

    • @pixelparasite829
      @pixelparasite829 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like there's a pun to be made here, but I can't come up with anything clever.

  • @ClearlyNotBuer
    @ClearlyNotBuer Рік тому +1

    i love this 2 years later

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 3 роки тому +59

    2:47 Whad'ya know?I l am a fan of painful diarrhea.

  • @dantedevon3978
    @dantedevon3978 2 роки тому +314

    I have never been more disappointed in my life that the machine's name isn't what it's called in this video.
    We need to petition to make the machine called the butterizer.

    • @CoenBijpost
      @CoenBijpost Рік тому +1

      Butterizer 5000!

    • @The_Moth1
      @The_Moth1 10 місяців тому

      Buttering Machine! It’s a filling machine for butter

  • @grecco_buckliano
    @grecco_buckliano 3 роки тому +32

    Here we have Jason at 2:20. Jason hails from Wenatchee, Washington and has a deep seated need to touch all the knobs, spindles and buttons several times a day whether they need it or not. He redoubles his efforts as the day draws to a close or else he just doesn't feel right. He also likes to count things, but butter is hard to count, so he does not do that here.

    • @Arc_Carnes
      @Arc_Carnes Рік тому +1

      Thank you for letting us know!

  • @ZaF4ran
    @ZaF4ran Рік тому +1

    0:47 - 1:31 i've had this section on my phone for years. I'm glad i finally found the og video again

  • @hoodedpork8309
    @hoodedpork8309 3 роки тому +23

    This is such an elevated level of comedy, you are criminally underrated my friend

  • @rafaelcabarcas8176
    @rafaelcabarcas8176 3 роки тому +44

    "The butteriser makes butter"
    AH YES THE FLOOR IS MADE OUT IF FLOOR

  • @vintagegal212
    @vintagegal212 3 роки тому +139

    I watched this with my family, thinking it was an actual how it’s made, when you said “horse semen” we all bursted out laughing

    • @lunarpitch
      @lunarpitch 2 роки тому +5

      They laughed cause someone figured out your family's secret recipe to their homemade butter

    • @paulmccartney2327
      @paulmccartney2327 Рік тому

      @@lunarpitch we get it. You just came here for the part where he says horse semen. No need to tell us

  • @p3talsdotpng
    @p3talsdotpng 11 днів тому +1

    I almost had a heart attack at 4:22 i did not expect that while trying to fall asleep 😂

  • @alansartrignot
    @alansartrignot 2 роки тому +28

    “The butter churner rotates at 28 rotations per rotational” as someone who takes trig and we just went over the fuckin rotations and shit this threw me off a lot lol

  • @danishhasry9315
    @danishhasry9315 3 роки тому +51

    I am gonna tell my kids this is the real "HOW IT'S MADE"

  • @johnsamuelcampbell9920
    @johnsamuelcampbell9920 2 роки тому +130

    00:11 fun fact: the Bible actually does mention butter, a total of 11 times

    • @SkippyZii
      @SkippyZii Місяць тому +1

      King James Version in particular
      I checked NIV too but didn't yield as much

    • @gcbsaw
      @gcbsaw 12 днів тому

      A coincidence its in 11 seconds

  • @everydaycompress4259
    @everydaycompress4259 Рік тому +2

    this milk will go on to make "cream ,cheese,Hiking Boots, and butter "

  • @sLdHavoc
    @sLdHavoc 3 роки тому +37

    Bro I thought I was having a stroke at 2:33

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 3 роки тому +169

    I've never been so early, show me the rinsing machines!

    • @julies3837
      @julies3837 3 роки тому +12

      Shhh.....butter is being punished.

    • @ston3dr3dneck18
      @ston3dr3dneck18 3 роки тому +6

      @@julies3837 I love my butter punished

    • @Locustkill3r
      @Locustkill3r 3 роки тому +7

      ITS THE FILLING MACHINE

    • @jamesjameston4171
      @jamesjameston4171 3 роки тому +8

      What’s a rinsing machine? I’ve only heard of filling machines.

    • @julies3837
      @julies3837 3 роки тому +6

      @@ston3dr3dneck18 Well where do you think whipped butter comes from?

  • @drakonna6281
    @drakonna6281 3 роки тому +29

    4:22 now kaiba knows how to reach atem once more

  • @alexhorman1308
    @alexhorman1308 17 днів тому +3

    1:16 Tim Walz moment

  • @fatherstrong6180
    @fatherstrong6180 3 роки тому +22

    I am so happy I've found this channel , I've not laughed this consistently in a long time

  • @ThatSkyMusician
    @ThatSkyMusician 3 роки тому +25

    Can I just say that your videos momentarily cure my depression?
    Thank you for existing.

  • @Lozoot2
    @Lozoot2 3 роки тому +246

    "Butter Cream Shower" is what I call my ex

  • @c.a.t..f.s.h
    @c.a.t..f.s.h Рік тому +1

    "this milk will go on to making cream, yogurt, hiking boots and cheese"

  • @a_random_comment
    @a_random_comment 3 роки тому +36

    Damn I really didn’t expect that :o
    3:46

  • @aloevera8850
    @aloevera8850 3 роки тому +34

    2:07 don’t forget how it all happens in the milky way 🥛

  • @octifiedstorm616
    @octifiedstorm616 3 роки тому +46

    Im just starting the video and if there isnt a single 'I cant believe its not butter' joke, i will be upset.