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  • @zidvicious6047
    @zidvicious6047 4 роки тому +7638

    His voice is so relaxing tho. I can listen to him eviscerate sea creatures all day.

    • @hamzakamaly4879
      @hamzakamaly4879 4 роки тому +165

      @@koganegawasimp4196 kinky

    • @capterson4
      @capterson4 4 роки тому +17

      And live ones!

    • @joshshobbies4224
      @joshshobbies4224 4 роки тому +11

      I think all but the ones he cooked were still alive

    • @zidvicious6047
      @zidvicious6047 4 роки тому +5

      Artsy Sloth Soon-to-be-dead rather.

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 4 роки тому +14

      Sounds like the spawn of bob ross, jason, and the little mermaid

  • @fwyb6574
    @fwyb6574 2 роки тому +4769

    I will forever appreciate this man for so calmly telling me how to execute seafood so I can eat it

  • @alyanaK
    @alyanaK 4 роки тому +10986

    I like this guy, he seems to really enjoy what he’s doing.

    • @zaryol2338
      @zaryol2338 4 роки тому +304

      yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

    • @zaryol2338
      @zaryol2338 4 роки тому +97

      yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

    • @bwackbeedows3629
      @bwackbeedows3629 4 роки тому +160

      yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

    • @giovannyrojas4879
      @giovannyrojas4879 4 роки тому +131

      yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol

    • @sxheduardo142
      @sxheduardo142 4 роки тому +113

      yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol

  • @yandenjav9774
    @yandenjav9774 Рік тому +3736

    Years of evolution for humanity...
    Only for us to watch a handsome man become the most feared man across the seas

    • @brothernicole3112
      @brothernicole3112 Рік тому +4

      йуандэн джав

    • @Weatherbg11
      @Weatherbg11 Рік тому +68

      "become the most feared man across the seas" XD

    • @Unstable_Macaroni
      @Unstable_Macaroni Рік тому +29

      Legend speaks of the great shell whisperer… wait i read that wrong it’s actually shell consumers

    • @Determinator21
      @Determinator21 Рік тому +2

      He's not handsome

    • @yandenjav9774
      @yandenjav9774 Рік тому +87

      @@Determinator21 he is handsome, to me and billions of other people. He is very handsome.

  • @hadarneu
    @hadarneu 4 роки тому +4819

    He looks like a really nice dude. Really doesn't come off as a cold blooded Shellfish killer.

    • @playz4816
      @playz4816 4 роки тому +27

      You got me

    • @charliesrandomthings5457
      @charliesrandomthings5457 4 роки тому +126

      Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal

    • @redactednomad5681
      @redactednomad5681 4 роки тому +26

      So he’s not shelfish buh duh pshhh

    • @MeltedToast84
      @MeltedToast84 4 роки тому +4

      They were already dead 😉

    • @antivaxxasaurus
      @antivaxxasaurus 4 роки тому +11

      @@MeltedToast84 did u not see him stab a lobster in the head

  • @ponticrook8208
    @ponticrook8208 3 роки тому +1427

    I love how he gave the lobster an ever-so-gentle pat of comfort after he cleaved its skull cleanly in half.

    • @alextheferret5674
      @alextheferret5674 3 роки тому +80

      Nobody:
      Free school counselors:

    • @ardinaattia8
      @ardinaattia8 3 роки тому +54

      It sounds inhumane, but it was quick and painless. The lobster didnt feel a thing.

    • @02iscringe55
      @02iscringe55 3 роки тому +16

      make it feel like its safe so he doesnt fight back for an easy kill

    • @moo9557
      @moo9557 3 роки тому +24

      The reason he put the knife through it's back was to stab through it's brain, killing it instantly.

    • @killabomb3186
      @killabomb3186 3 роки тому +2

      Ez kil

  • @christianbaker2755
    @christianbaker2755 4 роки тому +2126

    My dude is doing beautiful knife work and butchery and y’all give him the worlds second smallest cutting board. Clutch.

  • @trainerlsw
    @trainerlsw Рік тому +2303

    I wasn’t expecting that finisher on the lobster.

  • @dylancrozier84
    @dylancrozier84 3 роки тому +6225

    Fun fact, shellfish was once considered food for the extremely poor. There was actually a cookbook with a recipe 'for prisoners only', and it was basically lobster nuggets and dipping sauce

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 3 роки тому +660

      This is because before the trains and refregerating was invented, lobsters and other shellfish would just die and go baf before reaching further inland, thus reserving it basically to the coastal people

    • @meteorytekrenaryte
      @meteorytekrenaryte 3 роки тому +561

      "I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist of a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right!"

    • @insertcreativeusernamehere4954
      @insertcreativeusernamehere4954 3 роки тому +90

      Same thing for caviar

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +61

      @@meteorytekrenaryte
      Johnny?" .. Johnny"! .. JOHNNY!!???"
      Cool I broke his brain"

    • @echo-ul8lt
      @echo-ul8lt 3 роки тому +117

      Yeah and caviar was also served in bars for free and a lot of the time just thrown away

  • @Willowposting
    @Willowposting 2 роки тому +10912

    Its always so insane to me how easy to take apart shellfish are. Like, they have shells specifically for protection, but this man is taking apart crabs like they're a Lego set

    • @PossGal
      @PossGal 2 роки тому +967

      To be fair most fish dont have aposable thumbs that can get under the hinges of the shells where it's nice and weak

    • @rangereview4590
      @rangereview4590 2 роки тому +323

      Also if the roles where reversed the lobster wouldn't need a knife to do that

    • @lkhdmrtn
      @lkhdmrtn 2 роки тому +187

      I mean, fish don't have knives specifically to tear apart armor.

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 2 роки тому +97

      With crabs and related things like lobsters, they can choose to detach legs and such anyway as a defence, similar to lizards and their tails, so it makes sense that they are easy to pull apart. You shouldn't find it insane, it's not exactly a secret that they can do this.

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 2 роки тому +46

      There's actually plenty of examples, even on land, of exoskeletons or shells being impenetrable until you find the weak spot..

  • @katierubio7848
    @katierubio7848 4 роки тому +8738

    I'm laughing too hard at the comments. Everybody is either disturbed, confused or in love with Mr. lobster opener.

  • @kai.-.299
    @kai.-.299 Рік тому +5733

    sleep? no
    watching a 30 minute video of a random man open every shellfish? Y E S

  • @deusvult9362
    @deusvult9362 4 роки тому +11519

    Brain: Learn to open shellfish
    Me: Why?
    Brain: You gotta

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 4 роки тому +116

      I honestly find this so satisfying and relaxing lol 😌🤔😂

    • @fake_nok
      @fake_nok 4 роки тому +128

      *y o u m u s t*

    • @sajche.
      @sajche. 4 роки тому +8

      @@daisymay6505 me too lol

    • @icronixi8063
      @icronixi8063 4 роки тому +10

      I had to ask Google what a shellfish was...

    • @y7952
      @y7952 4 роки тому +8

      Icronixi r u fr?

  • @zerotwo6114
    @zerotwo6114 2 роки тому +5224

    “It’s just the nervous system reacting”
    *The lobster swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath*

    • @anyisvlogs7400
      @anyisvlogs7400 2 роки тому +39

      O-O

    • @mogenoof
      @mogenoof 2 роки тому +1

      lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou-
      humans: mmm yummy

    • @Kid-A2
      @Kid-A2 2 роки тому

      ^__>

    • @tayseerosman2681
      @tayseerosman2681 2 роки тому +47

      "Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD

    • @tayseerosman2681
      @tayseerosman2681 2 роки тому +10

      "Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD

  • @DogeDogeriffic
    @DogeDogeriffic 4 роки тому +335

    I’m so happy there’s no more annoying audience sounds whenever the names of the shellfish came on. I’m glad the editor learned from their mistake(s)

    • @CK_limbo
      @CK_limbo 4 роки тому +12

      Ngl I feel alone without the studio audience

    • @TheRealNeck0
      @TheRealNeck0 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah like that fruit video.
      The dude: This is a apple.
      Audience: Ohhhhhhhhh... Wooooooowwwwwwwww!!!! Oooooooooooo!!!! 👁️👄👁️

    • @theghattlings8995
      @theghattlings8995 4 роки тому

      Kurogane -sensei in the fruit version of this, there were annoying audience noises

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsm Рік тому +771

    This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.

    • @lanciilatte2372
      @lanciilatte2372 Рік тому +5

      SAMEE

    • @firewolf0065
      @firewolf0065 Рік тому +6

      Same 😂 I think it's my third time watching this for absolutely no reason

    • @littlerayhayrikugaming5006
      @littlerayhayrikugaming5006 11 місяців тому +3

      Same

    • @lilysanders7699
      @lilysanders7699 11 місяців тому +6

      Same I don’t even eat seafood, but his voice is so calming and it’s so oddly interesting to watch

    • @kainecrew
      @kainecrew 2 місяці тому +1

      4 yrs later and I still will just watch this before bed

  • @some_lettuce471
    @some_lettuce471 2 роки тому +2095

    I am not a chef, I hate cooking, and I’m allergic to seafood. Yet I watched this entire video and thoroughly enjoyed it. 10/10

    • @arolemaprarath6615
      @arolemaprarath6615 2 роки тому +52

      I was allergic to octopus and squids but I was delighted if seeing them. After forcing of eating them, I became immune to it

    • @Tunasandwich793
      @Tunasandwich793 2 роки тому +107

      @@arolemaprarath6615 bro straight up said "no" to allergies 💀

    • @threshgotico4081
      @threshgotico4081 2 роки тому +32

      @@Tunasandwich793 "Allergies rate dropped to 0%"

    • @Tunasandwich793
      @Tunasandwich793 2 роки тому +32

      @@threshgotico4081 new achievement "how did we get here?"

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 Рік тому

      I'm allergic to you

  • @AudTheGod
    @AudTheGod 4 роки тому +3741

    WHEN RESTAURANTS DONT REMOVE THE “VEIN” FROM THE SHRIMP WHICH IS LITERALLY THE POOP SAC IT PISSES ME OFF

    • @landenallen1994
      @landenallen1994 4 роки тому +13

      Yep

    • @NNabawiYT
      @NNabawiYT 4 роки тому +155

      when they discard the head of shrimp and lobster which is literally delicious it pisses me off :v

    • @alexandragarlyn4860
      @alexandragarlyn4860 4 роки тому +304

      It’s a poop sack? I thought it added EXTRA FLAVOR.

    • @alexandragarlyn4860
      @alexandragarlyn4860 4 роки тому +5

      Chill Boi idk man

    • @MychMych1
      @MychMych1 4 роки тому +20

      @@platinumentity4861 i like them poop sacs

  • @HubbardJROTC
    @HubbardJROTC 4 роки тому +11101

    “Give it a smack, on the fattest part there.” Whatever you say handsome lobster man.

    • @rendiina
      @rendiina 4 роки тому +265

      LMAOOO

    • @vanessalillian719
      @vanessalillian719 4 роки тому +45

      Fat Taebooty heheh

    • @katiechambers2287
      @katiechambers2287 4 роки тому +216

      Hehe I have a similar comment on the fish one. Great minds think alike 😂

    • @Hide-xn7yk
      @Hide-xn7yk 4 роки тому +31

      666 likes because this is cursed

    • @AK-47__.
      @AK-47__. 4 роки тому +2

      Aidens Toy Room nO

  • @HybridEqualist
    @HybridEqualist Рік тому +86

    I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it.
    Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more

  • @alecwhatshisname5170
    @alecwhatshisname5170 4 роки тому +18621

    One brain cell: you've never eaten crab, or lobster. You don't like cooking. You don't like touching raw meat.
    Other brain cell: They got every type?

    • @jesshavok1015
      @jesshavok1015 4 роки тому +331

      THIS! -But I have had lobster once. Looks gross, tastes amazing. Like a firm in texture strong flavored fish with butter sauce.

    • @Noah-rd8xe
      @Noah-rd8xe 4 роки тому +29

      Exactly

    • @stupidboy9944
      @stupidboy9944 4 роки тому +61

      I feel attacked

    • @Jim-vg3vb
      @Jim-vg3vb 4 роки тому +43

      Lobster/crab is common where I live have had it a lot

    • @davidwade3281
      @davidwade3281 4 роки тому +20

      In vegetarian I don’t eat seafood either cuz it makes me nauseous and I lov animals and don’t wanna eat thrm

  • @happycampers2005
    @happycampers2005 4 роки тому +5246

    Did I search for this? No. Did I end up watching the whole thing? Yes.

    • @Zikeal-d4l
      @Zikeal-d4l 4 роки тому +14

      Are you funny? No.

    •  4 роки тому +105

      @@Zikeal-d4l damn, wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

    • @account-rx7xb
      @account-rx7xb 4 роки тому +13

      @clean sardine i just had a stroke reading ur comment

    • @Zikeal-d4l
      @Zikeal-d4l 4 роки тому +2

      @@account-rx7xb hahaha

    • @tossicamckinnon
      @tossicamckinnon 4 роки тому +21

      @@account-rx7xb if you actually read it, you wouldve known that the sentence is actually correct.

  • @overtonwindowshopper
    @overtonwindowshopper 2 роки тому +1703

    It’s such a relief to see someone who actually knows how to shuck an oyster. I’ve seen some truly wild techniques in my travels lol (and consumed a lot of shell bits as a result)

    • @haunteddestiny312
      @haunteddestiny312 Рік тому +97

      Extra calcium.

    • @snoote533
      @snoote533 Рік тому +26

      ​@@haunteddestiny312
      Exactly as I thought 💀

    • @gothcsm
      @gothcsm Рік тому +19

      How did you see people trying to shuck them? Im curious now lmao

    • @pinkhoodieguy7703
      @pinkhoodieguy7703 Рік тому +11

      ​@@gothcsmblunt force trauma

    • @madammonarch1
      @madammonarch1 8 місяців тому

      do tell! I love hearing weird ways people have opened oysters!

  • @gabekeliinoi3969
    @gabekeliinoi3969 Рік тому +66

    I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking

  • @nicotyne8383
    @nicotyne8383 2 роки тому +7396

    This dude really did a doom eternal glory kill on that lobster

    • @Cat-Luck
      @Cat-Luck 2 роки тому +39

      Xd

    • @talk1425
      @talk1425 2 роки тому +115

      Finally someone said it

    • @tomtomtom6970
      @tomtomtom6970 2 роки тому +39

      I rewatched like 15 times

    • @femininedroid
      @femininedroid 2 роки тому +55

      @@Cat-Luck YOURE WRONG FOR THATTTT I FELT SO BAD WHEN HE DID THAT

    • @edbrixkhanmuksan4972
      @edbrixkhanmuksan4972 2 роки тому +134

      @@femininedroid dude if your sensitive to this type of content then dont watch it

  • @himalilycp
    @himalilycp 3 роки тому +2386

    "It's just a clam. Don't let its appearance deter you."
    "C O C K L E"

  • @alvin4781
    @alvin4781 4 роки тому +2725

    This man: "when i prepare shellfish i like to have 3 knives with me"
    *Proceeds showing the entire arsenal of USA weapons*

    • @Biohacker777
      @Biohacker777 4 роки тому +35

      Ikr who has blue flashlight in their kitchen

    • @kurtzcharlatan5368
      @kurtzcharlatan5368 4 роки тому +4

      @Davxnte he has 3 knives

    • @toastedkidd592
      @toastedkidd592 4 роки тому +18

      You might have missed it but he also has weapons of war crimes

    • @cleetuschan6906
      @cleetuschan6906 4 роки тому

      Toasted Kidd For shellfish >:]

    • @mpxlflow
      @mpxlflow 4 роки тому +2

      Underated comment right here

  • @taiwandxt6493
    @taiwandxt6493 Рік тому +236

    In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.

    • @quackman
      @quackman Рік тому +24

      thanks, I was hoping there'd be more info on what to do with the rest of the mustard.

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie 9 місяців тому +4

      party pooper

  • @kristijanoros7208
    @kristijanoros7208 4 роки тому +6098

    Shellfish: NOO! YOU CANT JUST EAT US! WE EVOLVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO BE HARD TO EAT!
    Humans: haha shell go slurp slurp

    • @henrymunafo8207
      @henrymunafo8207 4 роки тому +226

      We are gods of our environment, sucks for them they shoulda adapted quicker. Yum.

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 4 роки тому +128

      Mmmm, crack crack slurp slurp *yüm*

    • @kolorless-cat
      @kolorless-cat 4 роки тому +50

      You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 4 роки тому +123

      Humans: haha mars water go sploosh sploosh

    • @kristijanoros7208
      @kristijanoros7208 4 роки тому +61

      @@PieIsGud2808 i think it's more like: haha big gun go pew pew

  • @iittledog2419
    @iittledog2419 4 роки тому +2839

    Teacher: What did you do in quarantine?
    Me: It's complicated.

  • @kishosuke
    @kishosuke 4 роки тому +5986

    Everyone gangsta til the crawfish catches you slippin’ in the bathroom.

    • @Its.teennn
      @Its.teennn 4 роки тому +23

      😂😂😂

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 4 роки тому +151

      Everybody gangsta ‘till you see a crawfish-shaped paralysis demon in your room

    • @SaraAguilar-zf7vm
      @SaraAguilar-zf7vm 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @beezaray4130
      @beezaray4130 4 роки тому +5

      Aw it was at 666 :(

    • @ThA_ArTT
      @ThA_ArTT 4 роки тому +3

      XZAR_3 シ 😂😂😂😂word

  • @Shepard_AU
    @Shepard_AU 9 місяців тому +143

    31:57 - “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we’ll be showing you how to pick a conch.”

  • @nickdechiaro7905
    @nickdechiaro7905 4 роки тому +39197

    nobody:
    This man: casually eats the entire cast of Spongebob in half an hour

    • @dasutanehineri
      @dasutanehineri 4 роки тому +1274

      considering its called the krusty krab and some crabs are cannibals....i don't think mr krabs is too unhappy about that.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 роки тому +779

      @@dasutanehineri I never wanted to know that my boss eats his own kind

    • @dasutanehineri
      @dasutanehineri 4 роки тому +562

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 too bad. he's also wanted for tax evasion and war crimes. did you know that eugene krabs isn't his real name? what kind of crab would name themselves krabs? its a fake name.

    • @shieldde6209
      @shieldde6209 4 роки тому +137

      @@dasutanehineri Krabs was his family name

    • @user-oe2ip3xm4u
      @user-oe2ip3xm4u 4 роки тому +128

      I swear this would be 10 times better if u remove nobody and the colon after man

  • @iseulfailey7628
    @iseulfailey7628 4 роки тому +60816

    quarantine rlly got me falling in love with a man who taught me how to assassinate a lobster

    • @lycheecream_soda
      @lycheecream_soda 4 роки тому +2420

      I’ll love him foreve

    • @trackex9783
      @trackex9783 4 роки тому +4081

      I mean its not really an assassination, more like an execution

    • @sidneyshipp3632
      @sidneyshipp3632 4 роки тому +611

      honestly same

    • @cyphuss1715
      @cyphuss1715 4 роки тому +193

      Robert Schlenzer r/wooooosh you missed the joke

    • @circle4602
      @circle4602 4 роки тому +1170

      @@cyphuss1715 r/woooosh you missed the purpose of the subreddit, also stop linking subreddits here

  • @MoonBoi101
    @MoonBoi101 4 роки тому +16227

    This is like a middleschool biology class, everyone's disgusted, confused, horrified, yet extremely invested

    • @AriThecraftydragon
      @AriThecraftydragon 4 роки тому +109

      True.

    • @jf_kein_k8590
      @jf_kein_k8590 4 роки тому +459

      And for some reason also hungry.

    • @calcium7379
      @calcium7379 4 роки тому +222

      That’s the most factual statement in this comment section

    • @myxjoaquin6576
      @myxjoaquin6576 4 роки тому +79

      Yet, extremely invested. You nailed it, my dear

    • @supremecud147
      @supremecud147 4 роки тому +106

      honestly im not disgusted this is cool

  • @kimia1664
    @kimia1664 Рік тому +468

    It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁

    • @frisky_dart7273
      @frisky_dart7273 Рік тому +13

      People have been eating shellfish since they were cavemen. Go back to school please

    • @kimia1664
      @kimia1664 Рік тому +74

      @@frisky_dart7273 I didn't say the opposite of that. Read your own reply again.

    • @jesseyu162
      @jesseyu162 Рік тому +26

      @@frisky_dart7273 I think you might need to go back to English class

    • @mariscostumes3815
      @mariscostumes3815 Рік тому +18

      I mean obviously they're not designed to be eaten they're prey animals, they kinda do that for that reason 😂
      But I get what your saying

    • @ultranecrozma7449
      @ultranecrozma7449 7 місяців тому +10

      If they didn’t want to be eaten then they shouldn’t have evolved to be so tasty!

  • @biggerbrain1823
    @biggerbrain1823 4 роки тому +2254

    When this guy goes to the ocean, the crabs really start running

    • @diobrando8992
      @diobrando8992 4 роки тому +4

      THE FIRST COMMENT OF A MASSIVELY LIKED AND REPLIED COMMENT

    • @diobrando8992
      @diobrando8992 4 роки тому +2

      Also that made me laugh too hard.

    • @melissat7993
      @melissat7993 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao, that made me laugh way more than it should’ve 😂

    • @Crabby.R6
      @Crabby.R6 4 роки тому +2

      I can confirm I do run away

    • @onlyvirly2c
      @onlyvirly2c 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @sama.6173
    @sama.6173 4 роки тому +5388

    He is so professional. He didn't even make one Geoduck joke

    • @edwardthestupid7704
      @edwardthestupid7704 4 роки тому +319

      People: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @chantelledeschamps1811
      @chantelledeschamps1811 4 роки тому +185

      I didnt know what you were talking about till i got to the part☠☠☠

    • @DrSlick
      @DrSlick 4 роки тому +201

      Probably because he's made all the geoduck jokes.

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 4 роки тому +112

      I was wondering what you meant by this until I got to that part and my jaw dropped

    • @Ogknav
      @Ogknav 4 роки тому +158

      He's pretty aware though. Stating not to let its appearance deter you from trying one.

  • @charliesudderth8733
    @charliesudderth8733 4 роки тому +2435

    Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing?
    Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it

    • @dreamydailine
      @dreamydailine 4 роки тому +35

      HAHAHA YES

    • @andrewperez9284
      @andrewperez9284 4 роки тому +5

      Haha best comment here!

    • @SkarlettesMomma
      @SkarlettesMomma 4 роки тому +56

      Family: what why
      You: handsome lobster man said so

    • @knight-ot3ji
      @knight-ot3ji 4 роки тому +2

      We all know you got that rolling pin from between your legs

    • @charliesudderth8733
      @charliesudderth8733 4 роки тому +13

      knight 9247 u kinda sounding creepy with that comment bro...

  • @ivanscottw
    @ivanscottw Рік тому +122

    About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.

    • @sentientfrowner7428
      @sentientfrowner7428 Рік тому +36

      So kinda like that ketchup precum?

    • @ivanscottw
      @ivanscottw Рік тому +23

      @@sentientfrowner7428 you could something like that, yes !

    • @a-ghost-named-Anna
      @a-ghost-named-Anna 10 місяців тому +2

      In Atlantic Canada we always eat our oysters raw, and we *never* get rid of the water. It’s truly the best part.

    • @ZeroTheOtter
      @ZeroTheOtter 8 місяців тому +18

      @@sentientfrowner7428 you can say that, but don’t say that ever again.

    • @ultranecrozma7449
      @ultranecrozma7449 7 місяців тому +5

      @@sentientfrowner7428Are you going to pay for the therapy of everyone who had to read that?

  • @emsmnms3507
    @emsmnms3507 4 роки тому +8326

    i cant believe someone looked at sea urchins and just thought “how do i eat that?”

    • @kleverstudios
      @kleverstudios 4 роки тому +1522

      you’re not yourself when you’re hungry

    • @Pink_celeb420
      @Pink_celeb420 4 роки тому +203

      @@kleverstudios 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant!!!

    • @kleverstudios
      @kleverstudios 4 роки тому +82

      Shannille Carter thank you thank you

    • @chaosbetta1667
      @chaosbetta1667 4 роки тому +81

      when theyre in spawning season sometimes they just leak roe when you pick them up lol

    • @chaos5917
      @chaos5917 4 роки тому +204

      You can eat anything if you’re brave enough

  • @BCFL69
    @BCFL69 3 роки тому +5657

    Preps geoduck “don’t let the appearance deter you, it’s just a clam”
    Very next shellfish: *COCKLE*

  • @missjakson9028
    @missjakson9028 3 роки тому +1660

    Crabs : develop a strong body armour to deflict predators
    Human: "and we'll snap that right off"

    • @sirpieman300
      @sirpieman300 2 роки тому +47

      Humans: and we took that personaly

    • @AllThePeppermint
      @AllThePeppermint 2 роки тому +54

      The joys of opposable thumbs!

    • @alsiredwood5642
      @alsiredwood5642 2 роки тому +4

      Aye you gave me a good chuckle with that one-

    • @madisonbrown4367
      @madisonbrown4367 2 роки тому +13

      It’s the thumbs. Separates us from them

    • @Toasteeei
      @Toasteeei 2 роки тому +16

      @@madisonbrown4367 our thumbs also separates them from themselves

  • @staridragonianfirsthunter9113
    @staridragonianfirsthunter9113 Рік тому +132

    What I learned:
    Lobster leg meat is fun and easy.
    Crawfish head juices are delicious.
    European flats taste like batteries.
    Geoducks are unique.
    Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.

  • @thepoisonforcuzco6429
    @thepoisonforcuzco6429 3 роки тому +2192

    “Twist until you hear a crack”
    chiropractors everywhere: correct

    • @coolcow5193
      @coolcow5193 3 роки тому +2

      They're fake

    • @cadmeianvictory
      @cadmeianvictory 3 роки тому +57

      @@coolcow5193 chiropractors aren't real?? then who did i go to last month????

    • @cadmeianvictory
      @cadmeianvictory 3 роки тому +9

      @MTF Epsilon-11 “Nine-Tailed Fox” oh my god

    • @oscarpayne8131
      @oscarpayne8131 3 роки тому +30

      My chiropractor never heard the crack and kept going. I lost all mobility in the lower half of my body that day. I now lay here, paralysed, using voice to text to write this comment, whilst drowning in legal documents as the chiropractor has lawyered up and doing everything in his power to keep his practice. I hope my physical state is enough to sway the jury to my side, the outcome of this case will dictate my life going forward as I have currently lost everything; my job as an Olympic sprinter, my house entirely made up of stairs, and every single cent that I own went towards the blood-sucking lawyers who are doing a pathetic job and aiding me in my legal endeavours. I need a win, and I pray I’ll get it here.

    • @christianmclean9891
      @christianmclean9891 3 роки тому +17

      @@oscarpayne8131 lmao i did ur mom

  • @Ravierave
    @Ravierave 4 роки тому +29330

    Shellfish: *evolve over billions of years to be difficult to eat*
    Humans: *Yüm*

    • @vinny912
      @vinny912 4 роки тому +185

      Raven Horan looool

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 4 роки тому +187

      How does an animal evolve?
      Edit: *says who is always taught the same topics in schools over the years*

    • @markelsalamat4689
      @markelsalamat4689 4 роки тому +379

      @@arlynnecumberbatch1056 survival of the fittest.

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 4 роки тому +18

      @@markelsalamat4689 what does that meannnnnnn

    • @gotya2624
      @gotya2624 4 роки тому +191

      Marilou Flake Stardust did you go to school?

  • @mergettheborgerhrunter3386
    @mergettheborgerhrunter3386 3 роки тому +654

    Something powerful about the way he just rested his hand on the writhing food corpse and said it’s just the neurons firing.

    • @angelicicarus8578
      @angelicicarus8578 3 роки тому +69

      Truly a display of dominance and a warning to other sea creatures

    • @ratsmacker693
      @ratsmacker693 3 роки тому +31

      @@angelicicarus8578 it's about sending a message

    • @ZappyRXQ
      @ZappyRXQ 3 роки тому +9

      Just warning all sea creatures that he exists.

    • @poopstick924
      @poopstick924 3 роки тому +3

      Crustaceans don't actually have real brains, their nervous systems basically just react to stimuli so yeah, that's exactly what's going on.

    • @beth-rg8bm
      @beth-rg8bm 3 роки тому

      @@angelicicarus8578
      🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🤣🤣😁😁🤣🤣

  • @thanosdevito
    @thanosdevito 10 місяців тому +26

    The fanfare every time you pull out another specimen is excellent.
    🏆Crustacean obtained!🏆

  • @hackerhacker-ms2wy
    @hackerhacker-ms2wy 4 роки тому +2525

    Shellfish: have evolved to be hard to eat and resilient.
    Humans: here is how to kill, dissect, and prepare all shellfish for eating.

    • @mikehazike5040
      @mikehazike5040 4 роки тому +109

      Shellfish: *confused blub blub*

    • @tinkywinky6279
      @tinkywinky6279 4 роки тому +39

      2020: *shellfish are tired of this so they start skinning and eating humans*
      “Yummy”

    • @gab7506
      @gab7506 4 роки тому +8

      @@tinkywinky6279 goddammnit july

    • @dabonkus
      @dabonkus 4 роки тому +5

      @@tinkywinky6279 july, goddammit!

    • @FordTraverse
      @FordTraverse 4 роки тому

      Hemmar

  • @cactuskaktus6734
    @cactuskaktus6734 4 роки тому +24606

    “We’re gonna kill the lobster in the most humane way possible”
    F I N I S H H I M

  • @superbloxian502
    @superbloxian502 3 роки тому +6592

    "We're gonna kill it in the most humane way possible"
    Brings down the force of a thousand suns

    • @spookyboivilla5386
      @spookyboivilla5386 3 роки тому +137

      Now that’s a comment

    • @SetuwoKecik
      @SetuwoKecik 3 роки тому +37

      Reminds me of Imperialdramon Paladin Mode

    • @Iovsu
      @Iovsu 3 роки тому +195

      “Blood for the blood god!”

    • @Randommovementsyt
      @Randommovementsyt 3 роки тому +39

      Killing is never the humane way

    • @SetuwoKecik
      @SetuwoKecik 3 роки тому +187

      @@Randommovementsyt btw plants also have souls.

  • @petezahutt4859
    @petezahutt4859 Рік тому +112

    8:08 “If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!”
    -Sea Captain

  • @ajdamore94
    @ajdamore94 4 роки тому +2430

    Logic really knows his sea creatures

  • @dnsl4176
    @dnsl4176 2 роки тому +851

    I'm always amazed at seeing the careful and delicate procedures that are being taught to extract meat out of these shellfish. I always just grew up being taught to do it all by hand so knowing that there are actual tools and stuff is super fascinating.

    • @PatrickHuang777
      @PatrickHuang777 2 роки тому +22

      Between a knife and a chopstick, I make do as well, but this is fascinating.

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 2 роки тому +6

      Right? Like, why'd we stop just squeezing until the shell breaks? That worked fine for every crab I've ever eaten lol.

    • @Seb_gae
      @Seb_gae 2 роки тому

      Same, I’ve only ever gotten cut once.

    • @taylorholder4537
      @taylorholder4537 2 роки тому

      @@impishlyit9780 Exactly. I walk 25 miles to work every day just fine. I don't get this whole "car" fad.

  • @8golong826
    @8golong826 3 роки тому +1312

    Me at 10 P.M.: "Just one more video"
    Me at 4 A.M.: "Well, you see, the crab's apron must be removed before the meat can be extracted"

    • @oanhnguyen3189
      @oanhnguyen3189 3 роки тому +1

      dear god

    • @Oceanrex
      @Oceanrex 3 роки тому +9

      Dear god! You're me! I'm literally watching this at 4:00 am!
      Edit: It's January 1st, 2021

    • @8golong826
      @8golong826 3 роки тому +11

      @@Oceanrex RIP, Adobe Flash

    • @ricestrange
      @ricestrange 3 роки тому

      Noo it's not like 10 or 5 hours it's like 35 minutes

    • @lithixsgaming
      @lithixsgaming 3 роки тому

      I'm watching this when I need to sleep I need to catch a plane in the morning

  • @lolyea
    @lolyea Рік тому +39

    I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year

  • @UmutGl02
    @UmutGl02 3 роки тому +4259

    *„These are a west-coast species of crab“*
    Crab: _starts throwing gang signs_

  • @Angaraman
    @Angaraman 4 роки тому +902

    I feel like whoever first thought of eating a sea urchin must have been really, REALLY hungry.

    • @littledebbie8107
      @littledebbie8107 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 роки тому +103

      The first guy to drink a cow’s milk must have had a fetish or was really thirsty.

    • @dasdovian7785
      @dasdovian7785 4 роки тому +21

      Good thing too because it's delicious

    • @sorestedhebytheTumtumtree
      @sorestedhebytheTumtumtree 4 роки тому +20

      In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.

    • @the-caz-5556
      @the-caz-5556 4 роки тому +5

      @@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree which country? Cause if i go some day I really wanna do that

  • @nori633
    @nori633 4 роки тому +3278

    "I'm going to kill the lobster in the most humane way possible"
    *brings* *down* *the* *wrath* *of* *Odin* *upon* *it*

    • @MeetYourDarkSide
      @MeetYourDarkSide 4 роки тому +198

      His ancestors were smiling down at him, Imperial. Can you say the same?

    • @fuck_ya_life_bing_bong_
      @fuck_ya_life_bing_bong_ 4 роки тому +46

      Daimean Martinez “What in oblivion is that”

    • @kimroe2009
      @kimroe2009 4 роки тому +17

      I'm reading this comment at the time he said it 😂

    • @raymondgrover2795
      @raymondgrover2795 4 роки тому +21

      Suejo Buejo if the water is already boiling they will die instantly as soon as it touches their brain

    • @keriblessing-lindsey5225
      @keriblessing-lindsey5225 4 роки тому +14

      Lobster got bodied

  • @ManduhPanduh17
    @ManduhPanduh17 11 місяців тому +11

    This was extremely satisfying. Now I know. 🙂 Thank youuu. Love how your talking isn't excessive or boring. Your whole video was smooth.

  • @keiishere511
    @keiishere511 3 роки тому +2200

    Lobster : " oh nice there's something on my back, probably a human hand trying to place me back in the wa- *AHHHH* "

  • @stankyratman5685
    @stankyratman5685 4 роки тому +909

    I couldn’t focus on anything but how floppy the soft-shell crab was.

    • @Kanal7Indonesia
      @Kanal7Indonesia 4 роки тому +6

      It's so cute

    • @eunicemujan655
      @eunicemujan655 4 роки тому

      Which part is the soft shell crab?

    • @xantali
      @xantali 4 роки тому +1

      الإسلام هو تحفة الشيطان it is dead

    • @reefy5316
      @reefy5316 4 роки тому +2

      f l e s h l i g h t

    • @xantali
      @xantali 4 роки тому +1

      ChildsCoffee no

  • @Its__Rayy
    @Its__Rayy 4 роки тому +3626

    Aye so you’re telling me that Mr. Krabs and Larry the lobster are red because they’ve been boiled and killed???? That just changed the whole show

    • @volt6897
      @volt6897 4 роки тому +490

      Spongebob me boy! You need to let me go, the accident wasn't your fault AGAGAGGAGAGAGA

    • @shunbannun7427
      @shunbannun7427 4 роки тому +164

      Mr. Krabs been through some shii in the navy.

    • @TheKatera4a
      @TheKatera4a 4 роки тому +63

      @@volt6897 Why does this feel like the plot of a Surreal Entertainment episode?

    • @cynthiasp65
      @cynthiasp65 4 роки тому +38

      And Gary the snail at 32:10

    • @angrybritishman9461
      @angrybritishman9461 4 роки тому +21

      Well search up red crabs migration on UA-cam there alive dnt wry

  • @bepsibeverage4231
    @bepsibeverage4231 Рік тому +43

    I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is
    also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this

  • @user-gv7px1dt9g
    @user-gv7px1dt9g 3 роки тому +644

    29:20: enjoy it raw, don’t let its
    appearance deter you
    not even 5 seconds later: cockle

  • @whippethacreem7299
    @whippethacreem7299 4 роки тому +8478

    Imagine a kid at your school pulls a WHOLE soft shell crab out of their bag and just bites into it.

  • @theodorebaleanu
    @theodorebaleanu 4 роки тому +1329

    mike: removing the outer membrane of the geoduck
    me: he's circumcising it :0

    • @naseerwaite333
      @naseerwaite333 4 роки тому +15

      🤣🤣💀

    • @ivelissefournier6137
      @ivelissefournier6137 4 роки тому +40

      I was searching for your comment. Thank you for this I knew SOMEONE else had to think that

    • @david_is_gone138
      @david_is_gone138 4 роки тому +5

      Fitzwilliam Fournier Saaame

    • @javemascarinas7496
      @javemascarinas7496 4 роки тому +17

      There are some things you just can't unsee and I hate you.

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 роки тому +7

      God foken dahm

  • @call_me_ping
    @call_me_ping 8 місяців тому +13

    I love watching this guy's videos idk why but they're my comfort videos

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 3 роки тому +4114

    Mom: baby, you look tired? What time did you go to bed?
    Me: mom you don’t understand, you have to pull outwards to get the lobster tail out

    • @jacksoncasper8428
      @jacksoncasper8428 3 роки тому +397

      Son, why aren’t you asleep?
      “Dad, the trick is to jam it in the back, and wiggle wiggle wiggle until you get a pop”

    • @dooper264
      @dooper264 3 роки тому +180

      @@jacksoncasper8428 Dad: I know, how else do you think you were born?

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 3 роки тому +87

      Grandma: Why are you awake?
      Me: I know how to crack open shellfish now
      Grandma: Same

    • @NathenHodge
      @NathenHodge 3 роки тому +32

      i’m never going to do this but i’m watching lmao

    • @yrinx
      @yrinx 3 роки тому +43

      @@ToxicSkull0 your joke was awful💀😭

  • @limesquare1093
    @limesquare1093 4 роки тому +37932

    my man murdered the lobster then disassembled him like a lego set

    • @RynoESOX
      @RynoESOX 4 роки тому +778

      Frosty Fries_xx nobody cares

    • @assass5814
      @assass5814 4 роки тому +461

      @@RynoESOX how big are you my friend

    • @onemanband1961
      @onemanband1961 4 роки тому +608

      @@cr1spy.s0cks92 yeah I felt the same when my grandma brought a live hen to the house and killed it in the backyard

    • @RynoESOX
      @RynoESOX 4 роки тому +116

      Manifest Evil bigger than you in the right spots

    • @RynoESOX
      @RynoESOX 4 роки тому +48

      Manifest Evil weeaboo

  • @spxzzo
    @spxzzo 4 роки тому +3062

    “You want to kill in the most humane way possible” smites the lobster with the power of the sun

    • @aquilad.perera9683
      @aquilad.perera9683 4 роки тому +10

      LMAO😂😂😂

    • @ihuboo6244
      @ihuboo6244 4 роки тому +30

      Imagine standing infront of the lobster and seeing it die like that. That is not humane. That was psychotic murder

    • @spxzzo
      @spxzzo 4 роки тому +205

      Actually it is humane regardless of the implied force. Look at me using big words whoah

    • @valeriemd3198
      @valeriemd3198 4 роки тому +157

      ihuboo 1. That’s not what psychotic means 2. Cooking them alive is far less inhumane

    • @elsnocc6572
      @elsnocc6572 4 роки тому +119

      @@ihuboo6244 what do you want the cook to do? Shoot it in the head? Boil it alive? There is no better way to kill the thing

  • @Free_Flowing_Anxiety
    @Free_Flowing_Anxiety 2 місяці тому +4

    Watching anyone with a passion info dump on their passion is so relaxing and interesting to me, especially if that passion is something I never would have learned about on my own.

  • @friedroll
    @friedroll 2 роки тому +2371

    I think it’s kinda weird how all of these intricate steps to cooking this seafood came from somebody looking at a crab and going, “damn ngl that looks kinda tasty”

    • @thebeast5215
      @thebeast5215 2 роки тому +11

      Truee

    • @bugsauce2261
      @bugsauce2261 2 роки тому +162

      *Everything's tasty if you're hungry enough.*

    • @CT-1975
      @CT-1975 2 роки тому +102

      Imagine the guy doin that to a f$ckin geoduck

    • @patmurph7769
      @patmurph7769 2 роки тому +12

      @@bugsauce2261 true for everything especially highly radioactive newly formed corium.

    • @Maverickthegoof
      @Maverickthegoof 2 роки тому +28

      @@patmurph7769 I mean, it do kinda look good tho.

  • @mishalmubarak901
    @mishalmubarak901 4 роки тому +12887

    Somewhere in the sea..
    Fish: how to crack every human bone.

  • @TheCorey1734
    @TheCorey1734 3 роки тому +272

    I’ve watched these fish videos like 4 times. I’ll never use them, but it’s really relaxing watching this.

  • @bluegoo3159
    @bluegoo3159 Рік тому +304

    Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im Рік тому

      Yeah!

    • @millianarakuzen
      @millianarakuzen Рік тому +22

      Seems like something an alien would said 🤨

    • @GhostStarly
      @GhostStarly Рік тому +7

      @@millianarakuzen BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMFAO

    • @glitchy3963
      @glitchy3963 Рік тому +8

      We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn

    • @glitchy3963
      @glitchy3963 Рік тому +1

      We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn

  • @ferreirahazeldinefabriziog8238
    @ferreirahazeldinefabriziog8238 4 роки тому +1192

    Crabs: no one can break my armor
    Humans: crack, it's that easy

  • @GodzillaLordofallMonsters
    @GodzillaLordofallMonsters 2 роки тому +840

    I could listen to this guy talk about sea life and stuff for hours. He seems so nice.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +15

      He does seem so nice!
      **stabs into lobster**

    • @LeHarmacist
      @LeHarmacist Рік тому +5

      @@RavenclawNimbusdon’t forget that he snaps all of the limbs while it’s having its last squirms

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +3

      @@LeHarmacist Well technically it’s not even conscious by that point

    • @schmeatgaming853
      @schmeatgaming853 Рік тому +5

      ​@@LeHarmacistwell, that was just it's nervous system firing off I think. But that lobster is pretty much dead at that point

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 10 місяців тому

      ​@@schmeatgaming853 Yeah the lobster is already dead, but its muscles still have a bit of energy

  • @jackrandazzo4011
    @jackrandazzo4011 4 роки тому +654

    These vids are great for quarantine.

  • @nothanks3220
    @nothanks3220 Рік тому +10

    Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.

  • @m0th.lxvrrr
    @m0th.lxvrrr 3 роки тому +2688

    Him: *Assassinating a lobster*
    The music: *Let's get funky*

  • @mxsdrago
    @mxsdrago 4 роки тому +2272

    "the head of the crab is here, and it has a bunch of organs that we wont be eating today"
    ...
    today?

    • @stephengell
      @stephengell 4 роки тому +13

      Lol 😂

    • @0HizzaH0
      @0HizzaH0 4 роки тому +139

      Well... Life takes many twists, today the world may be ending, but maybe tomorrow you want to eat crab organs. You never know.

    • @FoggyCottageDweller
      @FoggyCottageDweller 4 роки тому +42

      Kani or crab miso uses the innards of the crab. And some folks eat it with rice lol.

    • @grubhub3933
      @grubhub3933 4 роки тому +4

      Mike Leslie times get desperate

    • @SakuraGurl808
      @SakuraGurl808 4 роки тому +40

      Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.

  • @babydahl9424
    @babydahl9424 2 роки тому +286

    I have seen this video so many times. When we went to Florida a couple years ago I ordered a Dungeness crab at a seafood place. It came to me whole after being cooked and the wait staff was so impressed at how I could get everything out of it without using any tools. The only thing I needed a tool for was to crack the big claw. Eveything else I cleaned out by hand. Most delicious meal ever! Thanks to this video I even showed a couple others how to really take apart the crab to get the best experience. It was fun.

  • @frgal1336
    @frgal1336 Рік тому +71

    31:46 ‘you just wanna sort of tap, slightly’ *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*

    • @foxcrazy6280
      @foxcrazy6280 Рік тому +2

      I mean wouldn't you expect a conch shell to be hard

  • @SuplexPapi
    @SuplexPapi 4 роки тому +754

    He went from the Geoduck straight into the Cockle. It's poetic.

    • @alh.21
      @alh.21 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah, the cockles look surprisingly like a duck

    • @cofu860
      @cofu860 4 роки тому +7

      Al H. Lol I don’t think that’s what he meant🤣

    • @Zero-ek2wr
      @Zero-ek2wr 4 роки тому +7

      @@alh.21 you're too innocent to even understand

    •  4 роки тому +8

      @@Zero-ek2wr you just arent getting HIS joke actually, but thats fine not everyone can see that playing the straight man is humor

    • @MimiLacadena
      @MimiLacadena 4 роки тому +4

      I thought the same thing 😂

  • @nathanmai2817
    @nathanmai2817 4 роки тому +2478

    Imagine eating lobster at dinner and someone whips out a rolling pin

    • @elix-hi2742
      @elix-hi2742 4 роки тому +48

      I feel bad for laughing.

    • @Buckheimer
      @Buckheimer 4 роки тому +120

      And hits you with it for throwing out the legs

    • @SeventhEve
      @SeventhEve 4 роки тому +27

      If you're eating a whole lobster at dinner, just suck on the ends.

    • @lermink
      @lermink 4 роки тому +37

      oh, I have seen lobster die hards bring their own rolling pin eating at a lobster shack in coastal mass.

    • @shiina_mahiru_9067
      @shiina_mahiru_9067 4 роки тому +12

      i will give him a chopstick instead, that normally suffices

  • @schnoz1994
    @schnoz1994 4 роки тому +23743

    Instructions not clear, lobster has learned how to hold a knife and is holding me and my family hostage.

  • @honeymoon2766
    @honeymoon2766 Рік тому +18

    This has become one of my all time comfort videos 😂

  • @pedrovazquez2205
    @pedrovazquez2205 4 роки тому +1645

    I started the video like:
    "Oh that looks delicious!"
    And slowly went to:
    "Why do we eat this stuff?"

    • @pichchoco7866
      @pichchoco7866 4 роки тому +5

      Pedro Vázquez lol...the sea urchin...🥵

    • @10ua1
      @10ua1 4 роки тому +17

      Because it's delicious

    • @rlpn6710
      @rlpn6710 4 роки тому +49

      I started like:
      Wow this is delicious
      and went to:
      Wow this is delicious

    • @odiibonilla3623
      @odiibonilla3623 4 роки тому +8

      2:52 is my reply

    • @caitinkezzy
      @caitinkezzy 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly xDD

  • @raisinbrandt6453
    @raisinbrandt6453 3 роки тому +4924

    Doesn’t this insinuate that Mr Krabs is already cooked

    • @MoonRGaming
      @MoonRGaming 3 роки тому +118

      🤨... 😳 Oh jeez big OOF

    • @bobspizzaofficial7788
      @bobspizzaofficial7788 3 роки тому +356

      Yeah but he'd be so less iconic if he was green-ish grey

    • @ayannashadee542
      @ayannashadee542 3 роки тому +309

      The same for Larry the Lobster

    • @jake_the_theif6152
      @jake_the_theif6152 3 роки тому +56

      No mr.krabs Is a different species of crab

    • @thegreatalfini
      @thegreatalfini 3 роки тому +122

      Possibly it could be, but there’s some species of live crab that are red and just get more red when cooked.

  • @derangedcat1290
    @derangedcat1290 3 роки тому +2143

    Shellfish: spend millions of years developing and perfecting strong, sturdy shells to protect their vulnerable bodies.
    Mike: Spends 40 minutes dismantling them and breaking their shells open like a nut.

    • @blackoutstrider
      @blackoutstrider 3 роки тому +131

      Guess evolution didn't account for weird hairless apes with pointy metal sticks.

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 3 роки тому +48

      Never underestimate the persistence of humans.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 роки тому +25

      You're assuming that their shells were being perfected, nothing in nature is perfect. The only thing that matters in the evolutionary process is whether or not you had kids, everything else, and I mean _everything else,_ is just to keep you alive long enough to make them.
      It was never survival of the fittest, it was survival of the passing grade.

    • @Txsemilio
      @Txsemilio 3 роки тому +62

      @@nullpoint3346
      Dude it's a joke.

    • @astolfo5129
      @astolfo5129 3 роки тому +22

      @@nullpoint3346 Dude shut up it's a joke

  • @haley3592
    @haley3592 5 місяців тому +4

    idk why but for that past 3 years if not even asmr can’t put me to sleep this video is the only thing that can

  • @etqn
    @etqn 4 роки тому +5845

    i love how shellfish go through so much evolution and develop stronger shells, and humans just go "no."

    • @omnimonkey7422
      @omnimonkey7422 4 роки тому +95

      I just break the shells of with my hands

    • @MeanBeanZone
      @MeanBeanZone 4 роки тому +211

      If we dont eat them some other random animal is going to. And I doubt theyll be as kind and "humane" about it as he was XD

    • @piccasobeatd.9264
      @piccasobeatd.9264 4 роки тому +215

      It’s there fault for tasting so good

    • @goofyahhkidsbruh
      @goofyahhkidsbruh 4 роки тому +22

      @@piccasobeatd.9264 🤣

    • @auraknight98
      @auraknight98 4 роки тому +13

      @@MeanBeanZone You do know that lobsters are cooked alive right?

  • @ninadachrekar7215
    @ninadachrekar7215 4 роки тому +2679

    "You want to kill it in the most humane way possible"
    *Brings out the inner French in him and straight up chops the head

  • @rat_lord5246
    @rat_lord5246 4 роки тому +1730

    The most ironic things about this is
    I won’t be using any of these tips.
    *because I have a shellfish allergy*
    Edit: Holy Mackerel! (See what I did there) 1.4k likes in less than two weeks!? That’s awesome!

    • @jimmyflores9235
      @jimmyflores9235 4 роки тому +7

      Me too

    • @rebeccalynn4374
      @rebeccalynn4374 4 роки тому +5

      Same ugh
      I miss crab legs 😭😭

    • @John-to2ki
      @John-to2ki 4 роки тому +8

      Don’t let your dreams be dreams

    • @Mecha_Murican
      @Mecha_Murican 4 роки тому +12

      you will never know the amazing taste of a pan cooked scallop

    • @tartagliaa7297
      @tartagliaa7297 4 роки тому +8

      I mean, I just don’t like seafood.. I’ll vibe with you though Kokichi

  • @losparanoia190
    @losparanoia190 Рік тому +21

    Half past 3 am and I have never cooked using shellfish, excellent video.

  • @tandemfusion3456
    @tandemfusion3456 4 роки тому +646

    I spent 37 minutes watching this at 3:00 am and I see “how to fillet every fish” I’m scared my restraint isn’t strong enough pray for me

  • @samu_cornia9991
    @samu_cornia9991 4 роки тому +755

    That lobster was like: "aye bruh watchu doing with that knife ova there"

    • @Abyzzol
      @Abyzzol 4 роки тому +107

      “Ay yo watch yo knife, watch yo knife bro WATCH YO KNI-“

    • @micleenis4090
      @micleenis4090 4 роки тому +26

      Abyzzol *Cracking and Cutting noises* *Silence*

    • @ok-eb5ly
      @ok-eb5ly 4 роки тому +22

      *dead silence*

    • @teresaannmarie1473
      @teresaannmarie1473 4 роки тому +1

      o k pun intended? Lol

    • @sk-xg7re
      @sk-xg7re 4 роки тому +3

      My time has come

  • @whitevan9818
    @whitevan9818 4 роки тому +956

    Shellfish: ahh yes millions of years for these adaptation
    Humans: so just cut this and open this

  • @thecrystaltide3757
    @thecrystaltide3757 Рік тому +135

    Fish: we just need 3 knives
    Shellfish: welcome, to the a r m o r y