Pls no kill my car I need go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to work
I've spent the whole video thinking to myself "Holy crap this sounds so real and yet nobody talks exactly like this" It's really, really uncanny, it's sort of unsettling
I hate being harassed by a Sukhoi SU-35 single-seat twin engine super maneuverable all weather multi role air superiority fighter aircraft while I am simply going work with my car. This guide helped me so much. Thanks a lot.
I love how this guy learned fairly advanced 3D animation, maybe even went to school for it. And still he decideds "yep this is the best use for it".... And I fully agree.
I was legit screaming the entire time "What about the Single Seat Twin Engine Supermaneuvrable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E Advanced Fighter most likely observing me this whole time!?!??!" I'm glad he finally addressed it in the end. Really clear lesson, no questions.
I love how the problem is not the fact that you may be killed by a hidden fighter jet, but that it's embarrassing to drive around without having anti-aircraft weaponry
Hell, look at all the mideast and mid-asia videos of Toyota pick-up trucks with Artillery installed. One would believe, if nothing else, a dual 20mm would come standard!
This a dangerous flaw that all modern cars fall prey to. Thank you for making a video to raise awareness about the threat of Supermaneuverable fighter aircraft
Ive never liked when people have said its an issue all modern cars have had but if you were to do your research you would find that older cars also had this problem. This makes it worse, why hasnt it been addressed earlier
@@raconbacon5649 I agree, super manoeuvrable aircraft where in invented in 1955, by the Swedish. Cars where invented in the nineteen twenty by Henry ford. So what's taking them so long, I believe there is clearly a lack of will to address the major problem's at hand in today's society.
My boss be like: You've already had a few hours behind the wheel, so you should have *no problems* executing *basic* fighter maneuvers in an aerial engagement.
0:51, as someone who is new to driving, i can confirm that whenever i see a roundabout, i just go to the nearest road sign and start rotating, making me fly. thanks for teaching me how to use a roundabout properly.
1:46 i love how in the whole duration of this section, it refers to the fighter jet as "it", implying that there's nobody piloting it, it's literally just an su35 that's alive and also happens to have a superiority complex.
so back then a ship , driven by women because everyone calls her "She" ? Xd. I may be grammatically naci but words that are constantly used incorrectly can lead to bad circumstances.
I was worried about my driving test last week so i looked up roundabouts and found this video. I followed your instructions exactly and i passed my test! Thank you so much! I think the instructor was most impressed by my barrel rolls.
Incredibly useful, thank you for taking the time to make this! Some random F-35A harassed me about 7 months ago when I came back from the grocery store (in Bosnia-Herzegovina).
@@DESUDESU24 Incorrect that aircraft is out competing both the eurofighter typhoon and the su-30 especially in the export market and it's not hard to see why with its incredibly small RCs it's das system and electronic warfare systems it's the only logical aircraft to future proof your Air Force not but the F-22 could stand against it in a fight and win
Acquire your hands on Udaloy ll-Class destroyer. Once you do acquire said vessel, detect the submarine using your Horse Tail LF VDS sonar and Horse Jaw bow mounted LF sonar, and destroy the submarine using your RPK-6 Vodopad or RPK-7 Veter anti-submarine missiles.
@@swearwordingatyou That's a rather unfortunate situation you appear to be in. You should upgrade to at least the Spruance class destroyer, or better yet, an Arleigh Burke class destroyer to fend off his fast attack submarine.
@@tntproductions1996 I will upgrade. Thank you. Edit: I have bought the upgrade and my neighbor upgraded his submarine. I am buying a helicarrier and stocking it with aircraft of all kinds. I have also bought a private harbor for my ships and submarines. Pathetic neighbor.
Oscar Hendry it isn’t? I’ve been stalked by the Sukhoi Su-57 stealth, single-seat, twin-engine multirole fifth-generation jet fighter for years every day on my way to work.
Sry Nano you can't I have ordered everyone of them bc my bicycles are always getting attacked by an 𝑨𝑯-64𝑨 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓-𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕
Bit late to the party and I know this is a meme video, but this is also very much not how roundabouts are supposed to be used. If you have to stop before entering, you've already failed. They are designed to allow a constant flow of traffic by simply adjusting speed on the approach, to merge with no stopping. Stopping causes traffic, a proper roundabout eliminates stopping. If you have to stop, you might as well just have an intersection. Most of the world seems to be adopting this absurd take on roundabouts that makes them worse than intersections, the US and most of Europe asks you to stop before entering, that's not how they work.
Here in rural America we luckily don’t have problems with the Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E. However we do have the Fairchild Republic A-10 (warthog) Thunderbolt 2 which is a lot slower and easier to spot but is tougher and has more fire power. I always hate it when I’m driving to the store and my car get blown up.
@@malpacamusic_1007 I knew that but when I was writing this comment my brain short circuited and I lost the only 4 brains in my head. 🥴I have corrected the mistake, thank you for your output. 😃
Here in Brazil the same but with Embraer A29 super Tucano light attack aircraft and sometimes a Embraer modified version of the Swedish Saab JAS 39 Gripen, the Embraer F39 Gripen-E
Count yourself lucky. I have to deal with multiple squadrons of fighters, F-35 Lightning II's, F-22 Raptors, F/A 18E Super Hornets, and F-15E Strike Eagles. I said hello to ONE navy pilot ONCE and this is what I have to deal with. Before that tho I only had to deal with a single F/A-18E Super Hornet. I miss those days
I'm 18 and considering taking my driver's test soon. This video has given me lots to think about with regards to driving, and I don't think I could possibly have gone out on the roads without having first known this. No one I talk to has warned me of this. Thank you, kind stranger, for enlightening so many others to the dangers of the road.
I've gotten past the knowledge test. Oddly enough, there were no questions regarding how we should deal with supermaneuverable fighter aircraft. I feel under-equipped.
My tester insisted I take my test with my car's CIWS air defense system's radar switched off, because "kids today have it too easy". What an asshole. I ended up failing and have to take the bus now.
Hey fun fact: the gun initially proposed could, if fired backwards while the car was stationary and in neutral, allow you to break the interstate speed limit in under 3 seconds.
We can fix that by swapping out your engine and putting larger wheels on your car. We may need to mount all this on a larger frame to support the weight, but when it's all said and done, you'll have a car that can stand up to any aerial threat
The American stereotype would be complete if we could somehow afford attaching CIWS systems to civilian vehicles but no one would ever attempt to take our Air space.
This ignores that a GAU-8/A Avenger, when mounted on a car, could propel a car backwards faster than the speed limit of an American interstate because it fires sixty one-pound bullets per second.
To be fair if the cannon is pointing up at a target in the sky, then you have to take the cosine because some of that energy will be busy trying to bury the car into the ground and make the suspension penetrate the roof and not just pushing it backwards lol
@mydemonswontleavemealone Lmao, I think you need to head off UA-cam and go back on fortnite buddy... you arent old enough to be on here.... just because people are racist on fortnite doesn't mean you should be.
Itll blow up by itself on the way here after a warrant officer lights a cigarette in the wrong hallway because of poor damage control, never fear good sir. :P
As always, thanks a lot for the great tutorial. Thanks to your great tutorial I learned the skills to acquire my driver's license and 2 confirmed air-to-air kills.
Remember: The speed limit for multi-role fighter aircraft at low altitude within urban centers is always below transonic. Consult your local laws for the precise limit at your roundabout of choice.
To late , what a mess , they flashed me at 215 mph just as i got by that pesky Flanker. The Judge told me : even if your situation shure constitutes an emergency situation , the speed limit at roundabouts is binding and we ca'nt make any excuses. Boyo was i pissed off ,not only that Flankerpilot looking gleefully at me from the seats no, now im ordered to pay 95 £ of fine and have my driving licence evoked for 10 days. Its really hard on me.
Terrific! This is exactly the video I was looking for. My neighbour has been harassing me on the way to work with his Sukhoi Su-27. My car has been hit with AGMs dozens of times now. It was all fun and games until my NHS bills recently passed £100, which is plainly absurd. However my M45 quadmount .50 caliber simply lacks the firepower to engage him effectively despite him using an older model aircraft, and requires my wife to operate it which often makes her late for her own job and I never hear the end of it. I found a 30mm CIWS on eBay few days ago and was considering making a bid, but now I know it's not the optimal solution. Luckily I live near RAF Valley here in Wales and I'm sure they'll have a few combat ready aircraft ready for re-sale. Thanks Bosnian Ape Society!
@@vg6761 Indeed, which is why £100 is such an absurd bill, but I attend the local A&E so often with 3rd degree burns and shrapnel wounds they've begun charging me for all the morphine and such. Good news, however, as the NHS is funding my new fighter jet as a medicinal item. The system works folks.
BAS didn't count on Belkan tech wizardry, THAT is his blunder. He will soon learn his lesson when the Su-35 fly backwards for 30 seconds straight and destroy the roundabout with its
Fighter Jets were always an issue when my parents were going through roundabouts. Now I don't need to worry about being impaled straight into the ground! Thank you.
I lost my ma to a Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-21 bis "Fishbed" at Swindon magic roundabout when I was a wee lad. This generation (of fighters) it's gonna go different.
Don't you hate it when a single seat, twin engine, supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker-E air defence fighter watching you when you at the runabout.......Yeah me too.
@@jamham69 thats what I told, first he teaches an original gambit and then proceeds to fockin blow the board with an intercontinental ballistic missile
This is classic misdirection. A Typhoon-class' submerged water displacement of 47,240 long tons just barely exceeds the water capacity of most commercial-grade bathtubs. A simple anti-submarine net on your drain will suffice. The real danger is your bird pond, which is outside and thus often unguarded. Don't fall for these rookie blunders!
Actually it's popcorn but I guess you could rebrand girl scout cookies by installing a computer virus into the factory printer system and buying the altered stock. Or, alternatively, you could be a girl and save money you would have spent on professional hackers.
@@kaboomgaming4255 Yeah it's late as hell popcorn. I was excited that I was buying from random street kids but was not happy that I had to wait for my popcorn
A small tip when driving the RS6: do not under any circumstances listen to ‘Kerosene’ by Crystal Castles while driving down the Autobahn at night at a speed of over 200 km/h. It is proven scientifically to have adverse health effects
I tried this. The court date is next month. Apparently my local government frowns on private ownership of military aircraft and its ordinance. This is clear violation of my fundamental rights to self defense.
The former half: *what you are taught in the beginning of a term* The latter half: *what they are teaching your classroom once you come back after you fell ill just for two weeks*
I love how it is assumed that the driver does not know what a roundabout is, but it is assumed that the driver is able to pilot a 5th generation fighter jet after just one driver education lesson.
Simple. Just rent a Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II single-seat, twin turbofan engine, straight wing jet aircraft designed for close air support (CAS) of friendly ground troops, attacking armored vehicles and tanks, and providing quick-action support against enemy ground forces. I recommend using its General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm hydraulically driven seven-barrel Gatling-style autocannon designed specifically for the anti-tank role to minimize chances of collateral girlfriend damage.
@@yoong___ For Cheap cost Strap 10killograms of tnt on said girlfriend and Destroy the advances of the M1A1. Same can be said to your daughter if approached inappropriately by a ISIS Pedo t-72.
Soo, you're telling me the reason why i failed the driving test is because there was a twin engine Sukhoi SU-37 right over me the whole time? Dammit! I should have brought my PANTSIR 20mm AA gun to the test like i always do!
Lyrics: This is the Audi RS6 Avant. It's powered by a 4-litre twin turbo V8 producing 691 horsepower, and with a top speed of 190 mph, it can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. What we have here, is the perfect car for inexperienced learners in driver's education. Hello and welcome to another lesson in beginner driver's education. Today, we're going to talk about roundabouts. A roundabout is a type of circular intersection through which traffic flows in one direction around a central island. So how exactly do you navigate a roundabout? Many inexperienced drivers are intimidated by their uniqe layout. However, in this video we will show you exactly how to navigate through them, and you will find that they are actually not complicated at all. Let's start by making a simple right turn at a standard 4-way intersection. Step one is to stop before the line. Then, make sure to yield to vehicles already in the circle. Once there is a clearing in traffic, we will enter the roundabout. Next, to make a right turn, we will turn out of the circle at the first exit. The same applies when going straight, but instead of turning at the first exit, we remain inside the roundabout longer to turn out at the second exit. Now let's say we wanted to make a left turn at the roundabout. Using what we've learned so far, can you predict what that would look like? That's right, we would remain inside the roundabout until the third exit. An excellent first performance, but there was one thing you missed. Do you see the problem? Of course. For the entire duration of this instruction, there was a single-seat, twin-engine, supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker-E air-defense fighter observing you this whole time. It didn't even bother engaging the vulnerable target it saw. It was like watching an injured fish flailing about the water. It didn't even consider you a threat because it was too busy laughing at your complete and utter incompetence. "Petulant child," it thought to itself, "the blithering idiot can't even drive in a circle." Humiliating. But don't worry. This is a very common beginner's mistake, and it's why we're here today. In this segment of the video, we will explain the various methods with which we can eliminate such vulnerabilities in the future. We have several options to do this. One of these is to install anti-aircraft armament on the vehicle. For example, we can use the Dutch Goalkeeper fully automatic close-in weapon system, or CIWS for short. It's equipped with a GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm hydraulic seven-barrel Gatling gun, an I-band search radar capable of handling eighteen targets simultaneously, and a dual-band tracking radar for fire control. With this equipment mounted on your vehicle, you will be able to effectively defend against conventional aircraft, highly maneuverable missiles, and other surface borne threats. There are, however, a few drawbacks and practical limitations to mounting a CIWS system on a car. At almost four meters tall, the Goalkeeper CIWS system is bound to cause some spatial limitation problems, like getting caught on overpasses when driving under low bridges, and good luck trying to park it in your garage. Yes, it may cost a few million to repair the damage, but the cost on your dignity from blundering a multimillion Euro weapons system because you can't drive a car properly is a bit more than that, so that doesn't work. We are thus left with one other option, which is to lease your own Eurofighter Typhoon twin-engine, canard delta wing, multirole fighter from the Österreichische Luftestrietkräfte and beat him at his own game. Take your Typhoon up there and swat the annoying mosquito out of the sky by challenging the infantile pillock to a classic World War Two era dogfight like a real man to show them who the real king of European airspace is. you have a 27mm Mauser BK-27 autocannon. He has a 30mm Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-30-1 autocannon. No fancy maneuvers. No guided missiles. It's pilot to pilot, plane to plane, and gun to gun in a show of pure aviation and gunnery experience. You've already had a few hours behind the wheel, so you should have no problem executing basic fighter maneuvers in an aerial engagement. Remember, maintain your aircraft's energy, keep his tail on your line of sight, and relentlessly pursue the insufferable oaf that insulted your driving skills. If he gets behind you, break out the rolling scissors and force an overshoot. If he tries to run away, execute a barrel roll attack and maneuver your crosshair towards his line of travel. He can't escape you now. Press whatever advantages you have at all times and maintain situational awareness. If you have the altitude advantage, you may attempt a high-side guns pass by entering a powered dive and attacking in a single high-speed pass. When you have the airspeed advantage, you can execute a high yo-yo for increased maneuverability in a turnfight while conserving your energy. Now who's laughing? With what you have learned from your driver's education course so far, you should be able to make short work of any enemy aircraft. Now that the annoyance has been taken care of, we can navigate the roundabout in peace. Observe as we navigate the traffic circle while obeying all traffic laws and driving under the speed limit.
Luckily, i have 6 RIM-161 Anti air missile battery's in a five mile radius around my garage to prevent this kind of attack, my neighbor who took off in the su-50 is still pissed
@@dalob112 I prefer a different and slightly cheaper approach. I attach a semi-trailer (to my car) converted to carry a 8 cell Mk 48 VLS with quad packed RIM-162 ESSM's. On my car itself i mount a CEROS 200 Fire Control Radar, allowing me the ability to engage airborne, surface/ground and asymmetric threats.
@@henryfleischer404 I usually go as a caravan, so that i may be escorted by my friend who owns a JAS-39 Gripen-E multirole fighter aircraft, armed with AAMRAMS, so that could be fun. Alternately i have a pickup truck, so i mounted a CIWS gun in the bed, along with a solar array. Hope this helps!
@@henntendo It is not TTS, this is a hired voice actor. Human designed TTSes are not this smooth, and AI ones are not this high quality. Yet. They might be in a few years, though. It is a real human, the voice says the same sounds differently, and speaks german like an englishman who does not know german, not like a TTS voice. Etc.
This might sound sexist but I noticed especially women exhibiting a severe lack of awareness when it comes to Single Seated Twin Engine Supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E Advanced Fighters above roundabouts with my wife and mother in law even telling me to 'shut up' about it and that 'literally nobody cares'. I find that very alarming so thank you for highlighting this issue.
Bosnian's world: you were behind a car wheel for 5 minutes, so you can fly a typhoon and win a dog fight. This world: Everyone manages to pass multiple tests yet immediately forgets everything about driving like a normal person.
2:48 Narrator describes Dutch Goalkeeper CIWS but presentation shows 6-barreled Vulcan cannon present on Phalanx CIWS, yet tracking system presented is consistent with Goalkeeper. Besides this little inaccuracy very eye openning presenteation.
In fairness, yours also involves weapon discharges, it's just yours are from inside the car and on the sidewalk whereas ours are from aircraft trying to strafe us.
One wonders what kind of alternate reality they live in to be assaulted by IEDs whilst daily shopping at Tesco, Electronic Warfare disruption when riding their bicycle on a sunday, a Main Battle Tank engagement when surfing the internet, and an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile strike during a casual chess with Grandpa. And now, gets strafed by a Russian Supermaneuverable Fighter Aircraft trying to leave a roundabout
As a matter of fact, as we speak I am surveying all of your cars inside my Su-35BM Flanker-E. This video has put a significant damper on my plans.
Pls no kill my car I need go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to work
Don’t worry man, he hasn’t told us yet. You have a chance.
**laughs in having a ADF-01 with TLS and PSL installed**
Laughs in ADATs
*Laughs in CIWS*
It’s not even text-to-speech voices anymore, this is getting so professional.
It is, though.
the tts reminds me of Podel and i cant stop wheezing
I've spent the whole video thinking to myself "Holy crap this sounds so real and yet nobody talks exactly like this"
It's really, really uncanny, it's sort of unsettling
Its a weird thing, I think it is computer generated.
@@Tadfafty cant be. His tone changes too much. It has to be real.
He’s answering the questions we were too afraid to ask
Bruh 😂😂😂
This is my Instagram pfp lmao
yeah
But we need to hear this
Exactly
Audi should sponsor this channel for featuring one of their models in such a crucial lesson in basic vehicle defense.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol 1.2k likes and 1 comment lol
also he should get sponsor from BAE systems or United Aircraft Corporation.
Audi's trash
The trolley one featured a Porsche too. At this point the entire VW group should come in and sponsor
I hate being harassed by a Sukhoi SU-35 single-seat twin engine super maneuverable all weather multi role air superiority fighter aircraft while I am simply going work with my car. This guide helped me so much. Thanks a lot.
relatable asf
forgot supersonic
Who knew this would become a reality in the middle east in 2024
@@minkusingh4681 me - I caused it
I love how this guy learned fairly advanced 3D animation, maybe even went to school for it. And still he decideds "yep this is the best use for it".... And I fully agree.
I'd like to assume this is the guy portfolio when applying for 3d modeling job
@@lewislaws6770 podel is a legend
No we fully agree
same thing applies to Pamtri
@@lewislaws6770 thank you very much sir
I was legit screaming the entire time "What about the Single Seat Twin Engine Supermaneuvrable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E Advanced Fighter most likely observing me this whole time!?!??!" I'm glad he finally addressed it in the end. Really clear lesson, no questions.
I felt the same
Yea yea but as an amarican the F-22 RAPTOR has entered the chat
Dont worry, since a russian super maneuverable aircraft doesn't exist... You have nothing to fear
For real! Finally i can show my therapist.
Real
I love how the problem is not the fact that you may be killed by a hidden fighter jet, but that it's embarrassing to drive around without having anti-aircraft weaponry
One can rarely feel embarrassment if killed
@@deltoroperdedor3166
*So there's a chance*
You should be ashamed if you didn't have anti-aircraft weaponry, smh kids these days.
Hell, look at all the mideast and mid-asia videos of Toyota pick-up trucks with Artillery installed. One would believe, if nothing else, a dual 20mm would come standard!
I'm pretty sure that's in the second amendment in the US, 'Thou has the right to bear arms and 20mm GAU8 Avenger autocannons. In god we trust 🙏
Finally, i always found it easy to manage my own in an aerial dogfight scenario but roundabouts were always scary. Thanks for the tutorial!
😂
War Thunder moment
After this premere finishes, my neighbor will never again be able to destroy my car with his supermaneuverable Air-Defense fighter aircraft.
agreed man, so annoying when that happens.
Yeah, I hate it when that happens
I can relate
Dinkleburg😤
I recomend using a mobile AA tank
This a dangerous flaw that all modern cars fall prey to. Thank you for making a video to raise awareness about the threat of Supermaneuverable fighter aircraft
i dont get how this is all over the news, such a massive problem
Ive never liked when people have said its an issue all modern cars have had but if you were to do your research you would find that older cars also had this problem. This makes it worse, why hasnt it been addressed earlier
@@raconbacon5649 I agree, super manoeuvrable aircraft where in invented in 1955, by the Swedish. Cars where invented in the nineteen twenty by Henry ford. So what's taking them so long, I believe there is clearly a lack of will to address the major problem's at hand in today's society.
@@alexanderboccaccio4261 you're probably unaware of the problem the old Fords had with stuka dive bombers
@@tim71pos Its crazy what we are never told, I thank you kind sir for informing the world on this news
"it was too busy laughing at your complete and utter incompetence"
Tough but fair
True
The criticism only seems harsh because we recognize the truth of it. This is how we learn from our mistakes.
My boss be like:
You've already had a few hours behind the wheel, so you should have *no problems* executing *basic* fighter maneuvers in an aerial engagement.
**laughs in fighter pilot**
As an American, I always heard that driving in Europe is more sophisticated.
As a European, I can assure you that I dont know.
@Lizzy MH Or water.
Of course it is, we have manual transmission.
@@crypt0sFX You really had to do Africa like that?
@@xavierhernandez-dones4497 Yes
“How to protect your umbrella from an Arleigh Burke-class guided Missile destroyer”
I can get behind this
@Olivio sqn i would rather destroy it with a Kamikaze thank you. *BANZAIIIII!*
mew
Torpedo boats
@Olivio sqn what in the world is an air-to-air bomb? Never heard of it. And why would you use air-to-air munitions on a surface target?
0:51, as someone who is new to driving, i can confirm that whenever i see a roundabout, i just go to the nearest road sign and start rotating, making me fly. thanks for teaching me how to use a roundabout properly.
Me: “Time to sleep”
UI: “You cannot sleep when there are military aircrafts nearby”
Ive been saying "this is the last one" for 5 videos in a row, but now it really is time to sleep.
Man I love flan's mod
It actually makes sense, aircraft are pretty noisy right
Just get yourself an SR-71 to scan those things and then shoot them down with F-22 raptors.
0:37 how to drive safely
I hate that this is legitimately a better roundabout guide than 80% of the stuff used in driving schools
Yeah, I actually feel more confident about using roundabouts now.
Holy shit you’re right
What kind of driving schools do you have?
Sadly this is true
@Sasha Braus same here, luckely i live near a few
1:46 i love how in the whole duration of this section, it refers to the fighter jet as "it", implying that there's nobody piloting it, it's literally just an su35 that's alive and also happens to have a superiority complex.
An Air superiority complex
@@funybirbman3813 yes
Well in 2:07 you clearly see there’s no one there
But it is superior
so back then a ship , driven by women because everyone calls her "She" ? Xd. I may be grammatically naci but words that are constantly used incorrectly can lead to bad circumstances.
I was very confused up until those point 1:56 i was like what did i click on
No. I don't think my car can withstand an RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile
But it cant beat Goku!
But could the Topol-M survive against Doom Slayer?
But could the RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile defeat Goku?😎😎😎
*W a t*
I am assuming that my father's BMW won't be able to survive a 9M723K ISKANDER K missile strike...
The guy who struggles on roundabouts but excels in pilot fighting: My time has come
Are you that guy???
there is no such person. its like saying muted person who is good singer
@@mikkihintikka7273 Pretty sure I saw that person on one of those Got Talent shows.
Finally, my time HAS come.
does he have a tragic backstory?
This is the best high-effort shitpost I've seen all day.
Why the car not using its CIWS to destroy those obstacles first ?
I can agree with this
@@curioussnek859 I can agree with this
How dare you to call this scientific work of safety a shitpost!?
-rep
You cant really call it that even. This is just pure documentation. History channel is obviously way closer to being shitpost than this
"no fancy maneuvers"
> immediately brings out rolling scissors and tells you to do a barrel roll
Finally. He remembered his youtube password.
wut
@@thebaconplays5305 SUSSY!
69th liker
I was beginning to think the mailboxes got him
I swear XD
I was worried about my driving test last week so i looked up roundabouts and found this video. I followed your instructions exactly and i passed my test! Thank you so much! I think the instructor was most impressed by my barrel rolls.
r/cursedcomments
Ayo!? WHAT?!.... Teach me.....
Same my dude, same
Bruh
What like the 15th one that evaluated you?
We need "How to protect your fridge from a heavy cruiser when you aren't at home"
E
Its also really annoying when velociraptors throw samsung smart fridges at me when i am trying to study for my history on arachnids class.
I have a problem where it breaks my porch I take my dog on a walk and I get back and there’s just a navy destroyer chillin on my porch *>:[*
This would really help me
Arm sandwiches with BARs
This needs to be mandatory education for all situational awareness driving tests.
Incredibly useful, thank you for taking the time to make this!
Some random F-35A harassed me about 7 months ago when I came back from the grocery store (in Bosnia-Herzegovina).
Eyy last time i checked you you had 800 subs
The only thing you'll have to worry about with the F-35A is the pilot asking you for money.
I believe you
Never thought to find u here xD
@@DESUDESU24 Incorrect that aircraft is out competing both the eurofighter typhoon and the su-30 especially in the export market and it's not hard to see why with its incredibly small RCs it's das system and electronic warfare systems it's the only logical aircraft to future proof your Air Force not but the F-22 could stand against it in a fight and win
"How to defend your fishing boat from an SSN-21 Seawolf fast-attack nuclear submarine".
Acquire your hands on Udaloy ll-Class destroyer. Once you do acquire said vessel, detect the submarine using your Horse Tail LF VDS sonar and Horse Jaw bow mounted LF sonar, and destroy the submarine using your RPK-6 Vodopad or RPK-7 Veter anti-submarine missiles.
Seems about the right next step
I have problems with my neighbor attacking my Smith class destroyer ship with his SSN-21 Seawolf fast attack nuclear submarine
@@swearwordingatyou That's a rather unfortunate situation you appear to be in. You should upgrade to at least the Spruance class destroyer, or better yet, an Arleigh Burke class destroyer to fend off his fast attack submarine.
@@tntproductions1996 I will upgrade. Thank you. Edit: I have bought the upgrade and my neighbor upgraded his submarine. I am buying a helicarrier and stocking it with aircraft of all kinds. I have also bought a private harbor for my ships and submarines. Pathetic neighbor.
As soon as the Audi started acting like a dolphin, I was assured that this was the regular Bosnian Ape Society content I'm used to.
Not when he said that an Audi RS6 Avante is the perfect car for inexperienced drivers?
Let’s not forget the casual overtone of all this, as if being stalked by an experimental Russian jet aircraft is perfectly normal.
Oscar Hendry it isn’t? I’ve been stalked by the Sukhoi Su-57 stealth, single-seat, twin-engine multirole fifth-generation jet fighter for years every day on my way to work.
It wasn't when the roundabout broke?
You're telling me the 4 obscene animations beforehand didn't?
when there's a sign on the side of the road saying "speed limit enforced by aircraft"
can I buy the CIWIS in installments?
It's on IKEA
Sry Nano you can't
I have ordered everyone of them bc my bicycles are always getting attacked by an 𝑨𝑯-64𝑨 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓-𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕
Lmao Nano its you
amazon
𝙉𝙖𝙣𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙧𝙚??
This man tricked us into learning how to actually use a roundabout and thus raising better drivers
As long as you drive on the right hand side only. Good luck going around a roundabout from the right hand side😂
Bit late to the party and I know this is a meme video, but this is also very much not how roundabouts are supposed to be used. If you have to stop before entering, you've already failed. They are designed to allow a constant flow of traffic by simply adjusting speed on the approach, to merge with no stopping. Stopping causes traffic, a proper roundabout eliminates stopping. If you have to stop, you might as well just have an intersection. Most of the world seems to be adopting this absurd take on roundabouts that makes them worse than intersections, the US and most of Europe asks you to stop before entering, that's not how they work.
I'm American, this didn't help at all.😢
If going to the left, you should always drive close to the center of the roundabout, if going right or straight, you should drive closer to the edge
@@tjparkour24 How about we just do what they did in the Lego Movie and have all vehicles move at the same time.
This channel is literally an advanced evolution of HowToBasic
With actual language, instead of grunts and yelling
HowToAdvanced
I disagree, it had actual information instead of complete utter randomness with eggs and raw chicken.
HowToDefendYourAirCraftfromANucularExplosion
That's the lowest insult I could possibly imagine
Here in rural America we luckily don’t have problems with the Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E. However we do have the Fairchild Republic A-10 (warthog) Thunderbolt 2 which is a lot slower and easier to spot but is tougher and has more fire power. I always hate it when I’m driving to the store and my car get blown up.
loll the A-10 thunderbolt 2 was made by fairchild-republic, not lockheed martin
@@malpacamusic_1007 I knew that but when I was writing this comment my brain short circuited and I lost the only 4 brains in my head. 🥴I have corrected the mistake, thank you for your output. 😃
Here in Brazil the same but with Embraer A29 super Tucano light attack aircraft and sometimes a Embraer modified version of the Swedish Saab JAS 39 Gripen, the Embraer F39 Gripen-E
Count yourself lucky. I have to deal with multiple squadrons of fighters, F-35 Lightning II's, F-22 Raptors, F/A 18E Super Hornets, and F-15E Strike Eagles. I said hello to ONE navy pilot ONCE and this is what I have to deal with. Before that tho I only had to deal with a single F/A-18E Super Hornet. I miss those days
@@dylanhilton220 rip
I'm 18 and considering taking my driver's test soon. This video has given me lots to think about with regards to driving, and I don't think I could possibly have gone out on the roads without having first known this. No one I talk to has warned me of this. Thank you, kind stranger, for enlightening so many others to the dangers of the road.
Did you pass?
I've gotten past the knowledge test. Oddly enough, there were no questions regarding how we should deal with supermaneuverable fighter aircraft. I feel under-equipped.
@@chevairelame you have you equip your own CIWS system. If you don't you will automatically fail your driver test
My tester insisted I take my test with my car's CIWS air defense system's radar switched off, because "kids today have it too easy".
What an asshole. I ended up failing and have to take the bus now.
@@chevairelame best comment and follow up reply 😂
I actually do like how he actually teaches about the round'about
Except everybody is driving the wrong way, I'm not saying this as a one country is right or wrong but those are British road signs...
@@Kila-Innova They aren't. The same signs are used in most of Europe.
@@Kila-Innova yeah... nah... pretty sure we have the same roadsigns in germany and belgium...
@@Kila-Innova
Our road signs aren’t exclusive
And dogfighting
Hey fun fact: the gun initially proposed could, if fired backwards while the car was stationary and in neutral, allow you to break the interstate speed limit in under 3 seconds.
is that from XKCD's Munroe? 'What if' scenarios
if i was in the car it wouldn’t surpass the 20km/h speed limmit
@@Valks-22 nah, from the what if book
@@drosman5340 AND What If
I own the book and usually read it daily lol
@@drosman5340 Yeah I figured as much. I just remembered that the book mentioned that also.
Ah yes, my favourite line to hear from my driving instructor is, "now who's laughing."
"infantile pillock" "insufferable oaf" this dude 100% watched top gear
I mean yeah he literally has a top gear video
@@erronblack308 and hes british
*bottom gear
@@Mish844 "blithering idiot"
Hes a James may fan.
"There are, however, a few drawbacks and practical limitations to mounting a CIWS system on a car"
Yes. I would like to drive my car.
We can fix that by swapping out your engine and putting larger wheels on your car. We may need to mount all this on a larger frame to support the weight, but when it's all said and done, you'll have a car that can stand up to any aerial threat
@@adamburditt3941 you don't need to swap a 600 hp engine, swap the suspensions and reinforce the frame
The American stereotype would be complete if we could somehow afford attaching CIWS systems to civilian vehicles but no one would ever attempt to take our Air space.
@@butwhy.5498 A/c, yes. Abs, yes. Airbags, yes. CIWS, yes....
Just some minor drawbacks honestly
I’m so glad this channel answers the real questions unlike everyone else.
Exactly. Who knows what could have happened without my upgrades on my Tesco shopping trolley he suggested.
So true
All jokes aside, this video ironically teaches more on roundabouts than most driver's education in america
This guys search history must make him look like he is starting a small army
at least no cutlery were involved in the making of this video
He is
Look like?
@Kzaxrtij Skather huh
@@someguynamedsomething9612 huh
I love how the student isn't a very good driver, but can expertly operate a fighter jet
Government programs in a nutshell
Well yes it’s taught here first thing in drivers ed
It's the A of driving...don't tell me you didn't learn to operate a jet on you're first driving lesson... didn't you?
Well he doesnt have to deal with any round about in the air
reasons don't you know.
This ignores that a GAU-8/A Avenger, when mounted on a car, could propel a car backwards faster than the speed limit of an American interstate because it fires sixty one-pound bullets per second.
Just install a rear-facing gun to use as a counterbalance.
hehe, Audi goes "brrrrrrt!"
To be fair if the cannon is pointing up at a target in the sky, then you have to take the cosine because some of that energy will be busy trying to bury the car into the ground and make the suspension penetrate the roof and not just pushing it backwards lol
what if
@Fae The Dragon Yeah.
This still is, and will always be, the greatest video of all time.
This guy is making educational videos to possibly save our lifes one day but there are still ungrateful people disliking.
Yeah... Why is that?
because people's plans were foiled
@mydemonswontleavemealone *LoL he isn't german hes Turkish...*
@mydemonswontleavemealone Lmao, I think you need to head off UA-cam and go back on fortnite buddy... you arent old enough to be on here.... just because people are racist on fortnite doesn't mean you should be.
@mydemonswontleavemealone "Americans should be the only one who have access to the internet."
I like how it went from "How to drive a roundabout" to ACE COMBAT.
He wants to understand the enemy
it's time
ROUNDABOUTS... It was the Belkans afterall!!!
Belka is behind it all
Remember kid, you have no blood in your body so don't worry about excessive G force, you are not affected by it
"How to Protect your House Keys from the Taiho Class Imperial Japanese Carrier"
Itll blow up by itself on the way here after a warrant officer lights a cigarette in the wrong hallway because of poor damage control, never fear good sir. :P
I have a feeling that an Azur Lane joke can be made with this context
Azur Lane fans: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
@@vtk7763 *correct you are*
That's an easy one, rigg a (insert milltary device) to it and just chuck it in the ocean.
a classic blunder. i'm glad someone addressed this issue
BOSS: Your late for work again?
ME: Sorry the Russian air force decided to fight me again.
BOSS: Oh, understandable happens to us all
Мы долетим - ты огребëшь! К-когда-нибудь...
Polish people be like:
Lmao
Only in the Donbass bruh fr 😳
*This guy's search history.*
FBI: Interesting.
He is going to be on the close watch list in the FBI’s office
-How to manuvere through a roundabout
-Supermanuverable Battle planes
-Dogfight theory
Very *interesting*
*dear god... they are here*
Well he is British so I think the national crime agency and MI6 will be the ones looking at his history
How to maneuver your Kayak when faced with a 70,000 ton Yamato class battleship armed with 9 18 inch guns
A beginners guide
how to protect your soup bowl from a aircraft carrier
it's easy
just take the guided torpedoes that you keep in your bag and sink it
@@WoGGUIDES but I already stash them in my pocket haha so smart of me indeed ! 🏆
@@lolguyhandsome4954 yes very
but what about the destroyer in the garage?
@@WoGGUIDES oh yes, right tip bro 🤔😯🙁
As always, thanks a lot for the great tutorial.
Thanks to your great tutorial I learned the skills to acquire my driver's license and 2 confirmed air-to-air kills.
Remember: The speed limit for multi-role fighter aircraft at low altitude within urban centers is always below transonic. Consult your local laws for the precise limit at your roundabout of choice.
Thanks for the advice!
Watch out for these cameras they put up to check speeders , they can charge you a fortune for going just one mach over the speed limit.
To late , what a mess , they flashed me at 215 mph just as i got by that pesky Flanker. The Judge told me : even if your situation shure constitutes an emergency situation , the speed limit at roundabouts is binding and we ca'nt make any excuses. Boyo was i pissed off ,not only that Flankerpilot looking gleefully at me from the seats no, now im ordered to pay 95 £ of fine and have my driving licence evoked for 10 days. Its really hard on me.
Also make sure you have your pilot's license or the FAA will attack you. As long as you do the FAA will attack you.
Terrific! This is exactly the video I was looking for. My neighbour has been harassing me on the way to work with his Sukhoi Su-27. My car has been hit with AGMs dozens of times now. It was all fun and games until my NHS bills recently passed £100, which is plainly absurd. However my M45 quadmount .50 caliber simply lacks the firepower to engage him effectively despite him using an older model aircraft, and requires my wife to operate it which often makes her late for her own job and I never hear the end of it. I found a 30mm CIWS on eBay few days ago and was considering making a bid, but now I know it's not the optimal solution. Luckily I live near RAF Valley here in Wales and I'm sure they'll have a few combat ready aircraft ready for re-sale. Thanks Bosnian Ape Society!
My brain just got wrinkled
Your NHS bill passed £100! Bro, you clicked on the wrong website. Double check there isn't a main battle tank outside your window.
I thought the NHS was paid for by taxes , is the treatment bill really a concern?
@@vg6761 Indeed, which is why £100 is such an absurd bill, but I attend the local A&E so often with 3rd degree burns and shrapnel wounds they've begun charging me for all the morphine and such. Good news, however, as the NHS is funding my new fighter jet as a medicinal item. The system works folks.
Okay now that's a good story.
the inner Ace Combat fan and Gran Turismo fan within me are clashing violently watching this.
Only one offers SALVATION
That's what the V2 was for
He won't let me drive through this roundabout, while inside the crisp white interior of the Audi I'm driving!
BAS didn't count on Belkan tech wizardry, THAT is his blunder. He will soon learn his lesson when the Su-35 fly backwards for 30 seconds straight and destroy the roundabout with its
@@PrinzEugen39 "How to protect your house against V2?"
Thanks for this tutorial! I couldn't find a solution to this for years.
I love how in this bizzare au everyone has the disposable income to buy advanced military weopons
Maybe the military-grade equipments suddenly became easily manufacturable that their prices drop
Unfortunately the law still has yet to catch up in this AU, as you will still be fined in some areas for using military-grade technology.
Suddenly, Strangereal.
It's not disposable income, this is necessary spending
@@bean108 not enough railguns for strangereal
Real OGs know that "infantile pillock" and "petulant child" are insults from the James May school of insults.
just what i wanted to comment
And ‘insufferable oaf’
Classic
He graduated from the school of james may insults
@Manek Iridius james may
Fighter Jets were always an issue when my parents were going through roundabouts. Now I don't need to worry about being impaled straight into the ground! Thank you.
I lost my ma to a Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-21 bis "Fishbed" at Swindon magic roundabout when I was a wee lad. This generation (of fighters) it's gonna go different.
Su 35 and a Audi RS6 Avant I never thought I would see both of them in one video
Don't you hate it when a single seat, twin engine, supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker-E air defence fighter watching you when you at the runabout.......Yeah me too.
Omg someone I can finally relate to
So you get an F-22
Exactly this ,happened to me countless times
It sucks man
What an insufferable pillock!
Alternative title: "how to survive in GTA Online."
LMAOO how did no one think of that
Impossible
I did but... he was faster
GTA is basically what would happen if 2B2T was its own video game.
@@mechanwhal6590 and had alot of police
"By challenging the infantile pillock"
Ahh yes, james may against jeremy clarkson in a dogfight.
Tonight on top gear ... James flies a plane, Richard presses a button and I wear a helmet
Jeremy Clarkson: *Fires Railgun by accident*
James: yOu BLithErINg IdiOT
Tonight on Bottom Gear! James converts his car into an anti-air tank, Richard crashes a plane and I turn right on a roundabout!
henlo
@@vp2871 cock
Me: I'm pretty sure my car is safe from that super maneuverable fighter jet.
Also me, clicking on the video: But just in case...
3:25 I love how the car doesn't even stop when it hits the garage, it just accepts its fate
its just a sad car
Why would you stop if you can go somewhere else and try to start over from scratch
That fool his plane was expensive but my training was priceless.
"They're only Belkans, nothing to get too nervous about."
Belka jokes aint funny anymore, overused
@@acewyvern3489 It was the first thing that popped into my mind, sorry.
What. Why would you say that???
@@acewyvern3489 Thats exactly what a belkan would say
North Osea is rightful Belkan clay
Of course, There is a single seat SU-35 Flying overhead had me dying💀💀💀💀💀
I like how he teaches legit info and then provides unnecessary info in almost every video. Like the icbm gambit. I love it.
the ICBM gambit is entirely necessary information. how else are you going to defeat a chess master? through easily predicted moves? i think not.
@@jamham69 thats what I told, first he teaches an original gambit and then proceeds to fockin blow the board with an intercontinental ballistic missile
@@salted3507 that how you beat a chess grandmaster. If everything fail, that your only hope
Everyone stay calm, stay calm! It’s happening!!
We need "How to protect your bathtub against a Typhoon Class Submarine while you sleep".
In that case, get an ASW frigate or a SSN to do the job for you.
ABSOLUTELY
*seawolf
This is classic misdirection. A Typhoon-class' submerged water displacement of 47,240 long tons just barely exceeds the water capacity of most commercial-grade bathtubs. A simple anti-submarine net on your drain will suffice. The real danger is your bird pond, which is outside and thus often unguarded. Don't fall for these rookie blunders!
This sounds like you speak from experience
We definitely need: Is your couch safe from a supernova?
Protecting your Pokémon card collection from extraterrestrial beings guide when
I'd rather protect my alien collection from those kids and their captured slave-monsters.
E
@@thealmightyloaf5380 Word of wisdom
@@nathankapustin4250 yes
Damn, I need that. I have cards worth over $100. Definitely need to protect them from aliens
"With what you've learned from your driver's education course so far, you should be able to make short work of an enemy aircraft."
War Thunder players IRL
@@Sky_Guy haha yes
Insert test meme template here
Yes
"How to breach and clear an insurgent compound while selling boyscout cookies"
Ruined the 69 hahaha
@Sock Cucka The boys’ version of girl scout cookies duh.
what are boyscout and girl scout?
Actually it's popcorn but I guess you could rebrand girl scout cookies by installing a computer virus into the factory printer system and buying the altered stock. Or, alternatively, you could be a girl and save money you would have spent on professional hackers.
@@kaboomgaming4255 Yeah it's late as hell popcorn. I was excited that I was buying from random street kids but was not happy that I had to wait for my popcorn
A small tip when driving the RS6: do not under any circumstances listen to ‘Kerosene’ by Crystal Castles while driving down the Autobahn at night at a speed of over 200 km/h. It is proven scientifically to have adverse health effects
I tried this. The court date is next month. Apparently my local government frowns on private ownership of military aircraft and its ordinance. This is clear violation of my fundamental rights to self defense.
Oh, that's your mistake. You bought one. This helpful guide says to lease one.
That sukoi violated the NAP, how am I supposed to defend myself if I can’t even get fighter jet for self defence... smh
This, but unironically.
The former half: *what you are taught in the beginning of a term*
The latter half: *what they are teaching your classroom once you come back after you fell ill just for two weeks*
Kids in the COVID era: "What's a "classroom"?
@@anonydun82fgoog35
Online classroom is still a classroom.
@@miruneverdies: No, it's just a computer screen.
@@Charles_Anthony
According to this logic, classroom is just a concrete box.
@@miruneverdies: Yes and no. You need desks and whiny brats.
I love how it is assumed that the driver does not know what a roundabout is, but it is assumed that the driver is able to pilot a 5th generation fighter jet after just one driver education lesson.
Average american fighter pilot
More like a 4th generation plane
4th generation.
Generation 4.5
@@PreciselyTuned But which generation is the Audi?
I thought the dolphin car when introducing the roundabout was particularly clever. Something I never would have thought of doing!
“How to protect your girlfriend from unwanted advances from an M1A1 Main Battle Tank”
Simple. Just rent a Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II single-seat, twin turbofan engine, straight wing jet aircraft designed for close air support (CAS) of friendly ground troops, attacking armored vehicles and tanks, and providing quick-action support against enemy ground forces. I recommend using its General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm hydraulically driven seven-barrel Gatling-style autocannon designed specifically for the anti-tank role to minimize chances of collateral girlfriend damage.
@@yoong___ For Cheap cost Strap 10killograms of tnt on said girlfriend and Destroy the advances of the M1A1. Same can be said to your daughter if approached inappropriately by a ISIS Pedo t-72.
Pfft, Chad M1 vs virgin Spruce Goose.
Just put her aboard U.S.S BB-43 Tennessee, no battle tank is sinking that beast, even in 1920s config, lol
@@combatwombat2134 i swear i've seen you on youtube before lol
As an Austrian, I can say: It can‘t be an Austrian Eurofighter. It‘s flying
😭
I am from austria too
It's a Sukhoi Su 27 flanker.
@@TheInspiration1014su 35*
@@qtippy1414 Couldn't really tell, they both look alike
Soo, you're telling me the reason why i failed the driving test is because there was
a twin engine Sukhoi SU-37 right over me the whole time? Dammit! I should have brought my PANTSIR 20mm AA gun to the test like i always do!
or drive a Lav AD anti air light vehicle
Pantsir have 30 mm guns
I swear it's always the one time you leave it home that you need it!
Su-37 is one of a kind testbed. It must be Su-35S that was following you.
It's always that one time you don't take it with you
Lyrics:
This is the Audi RS6 Avant. It's powered by a 4-litre twin turbo V8 producing 691 horsepower, and with a top speed of 190 mph, it can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. What we have here, is the perfect car for inexperienced learners in driver's education.
Hello and welcome to another lesson in beginner driver's education. Today, we're going to talk about roundabouts. A roundabout is a type of circular intersection through which traffic flows in one direction around a central island. So how exactly do you navigate a roundabout? Many inexperienced drivers are intimidated by their uniqe layout. However, in this video we will show you exactly how to navigate through them, and you will find that they are actually not complicated at all.
Let's start by making a simple right turn at a standard 4-way intersection. Step one is to stop before the line. Then, make sure to yield to vehicles already in the circle. Once there is a clearing in traffic, we will enter the roundabout. Next, to make a right turn, we will turn out of the circle at the first exit. The same applies when going straight, but instead of turning at the first exit, we remain inside the roundabout longer to turn out at the second exit. Now let's say we wanted to make a left turn at the roundabout. Using what we've learned so far, can you predict what that would look like? That's right, we would remain inside the roundabout until the third exit. An excellent first performance, but there was one thing you missed. Do you see the problem?
Of course. For the entire duration of this instruction, there was a single-seat, twin-engine, supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker-E air-defense fighter observing you this whole time. It didn't even bother engaging the vulnerable target it saw. It was like watching an injured fish flailing about the water. It didn't even consider you a threat because it was too busy laughing at your complete and utter incompetence. "Petulant child," it thought to itself, "the blithering idiot can't even drive in a circle." Humiliating. But don't worry. This is a very common beginner's mistake, and it's why we're here today.
In this segment of the video, we will explain the various methods with which we can eliminate such vulnerabilities in the future. We have several options to do this. One of these is to install anti-aircraft armament on the vehicle. For example, we can use the Dutch Goalkeeper fully automatic close-in weapon system, or CIWS for short. It's equipped with a GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm hydraulic seven-barrel Gatling gun, an I-band search radar capable of handling eighteen targets simultaneously, and a dual-band tracking radar for fire control. With this equipment mounted on your vehicle, you will be able to effectively defend against conventional aircraft, highly maneuverable missiles, and other surface borne threats. There are, however, a few drawbacks and practical limitations to mounting a CIWS system on a car. At almost four meters tall, the Goalkeeper CIWS system is bound to cause some spatial limitation problems, like getting caught on overpasses when driving under low bridges, and good luck trying to park it in your garage. Yes, it may cost a few million to repair the damage, but the cost on your dignity from blundering a multimillion Euro weapons system because you can't drive a car properly is a bit more than that, so that doesn't work.
We are thus left with one other option, which is to lease your own Eurofighter Typhoon twin-engine, canard delta wing, multirole fighter from the Österreichische Luftestrietkräfte and beat him at his own game. Take your Typhoon up there and swat the annoying mosquito out of the sky by challenging the infantile pillock to a classic World War Two era dogfight like a real man to show them who the real king of European airspace is. you have a 27mm Mauser BK-27 autocannon. He has a 30mm Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-30-1 autocannon. No fancy maneuvers. No guided missiles. It's pilot to pilot, plane to plane, and gun to gun in a show of pure aviation and gunnery experience.
You've already had a few hours behind the wheel, so you should have no problem executing basic fighter maneuvers in an aerial engagement. Remember, maintain your aircraft's energy, keep his tail on your line of sight, and relentlessly pursue the insufferable oaf that insulted your driving skills. If he gets behind you, break out the rolling scissors and force an overshoot. If he tries to run away, execute a barrel roll attack and maneuver your crosshair towards his line of travel. He can't escape you now. Press whatever advantages you have at all times and maintain situational awareness. If you have the altitude advantage, you may attempt a high-side guns pass by entering a powered dive and attacking in a single high-speed pass. When you have the airspeed advantage, you can execute a high yo-yo for increased maneuverability in a turnfight while conserving your energy. Now who's laughing? With what you have learned from your driver's education course so far, you should be able to make short work of any enemy aircraft.
Now that the annoyance has been taken care of, we can navigate the roundabout in peace. Observe as we navigate the traffic circle while obeying all traffic laws and driving under the speed limit.
Luckily, i have 6 RIM-161 Anti air missile battery's in a five mile radius around my garage to prevent this kind of attack, my neighbor who took off in the su-50 is still pissed
This is a very good technique
What do you do to protect your car on roadtrips?
@@henryfleischer404 Didn't you watch the video?
Just lease a fighter Jet
@@dalob112 I prefer a different and slightly cheaper approach. I attach a semi-trailer (to my car) converted to carry a 8 cell Mk 48 VLS with quad packed RIM-162 ESSM's. On my car itself i mount a CEROS 200 Fire Control Radar, allowing me the ability to engage airborne, surface/ground and asymmetric threats.
@@henryfleischer404 I usually go as a caravan, so that i may be escorted by my friend who owns a JAS-39 Gripen-E multirole fighter aircraft, armed with AAMRAMS, so that could be fun. Alternately i have a pickup truck, so i mounted a CIWS gun in the bed, along with a solar array. Hope this helps!
Next video “why your 6 burner stove is vulnerable to Russian cyber warfare: and what you can do about it.”
Quiet weapons for silent wars: How to hack enemy bidets to spray boiling water!
It was actually my oil pipes, but you were close.
It IS
With toasters and stoves connected to WiFi networks, they actually are at risk.
This didn't age well
Hiring a voice actor is so much better than using text to speech. It makes this video sound professional, which makes the irony even more hilarious.
It’s still a TTS. A British person wouldn’t pronounce blithering as “blythering”.
@@LezzaD it seems so...
i actually prefer the braindead TTS, it feels like a military learning video that doesnt evoke any emotion at all while achieving true comedy
It’s a damn good TTS. Which one is it?
@@henntendo It is not TTS, this is a hired voice actor. Human designed TTSes are not this smooth, and AI ones are not this high quality.
Yet.
They might be in a few years, though.
It is a real human, the voice says the same sounds differently, and speaks german like an englishman who does not know german, not like a TTS voice. Etc.
This might sound sexist but I noticed especially women exhibiting a severe lack of awareness when it comes to Single Seated Twin Engine Supermaneuverable Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker E Advanced Fighters above roundabouts with my wife and mother in law even
telling me to 'shut up' about it and that 'literally nobody cares'.
I find that very alarming so thank you for highlighting this issue.
“How to protect your toilet from a AC 130”
You and I both know that the BRRRRT would wreck the toilet anyway
@@benjaminschroeder5465 thats the A-10 Thunderbolt-II
@@6Six6Six6Bruh Right, I got confused, but still
@@6Six6Six6Bruh nope the AC-130 is also equipped with a GAU-12 gatling gun, so it also goes brrrrrrt
By using the toilet integrated into the Su-35 Flanker-E Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft of course. Did you skip the lessons?
Car types:
1: The spin
2: the Car that goes dolphin
3: The car that will break an world
4: F l y
5 the gta driver
6. *D R . G E R A L D*
(SCP-666-J)
7: the one guy that Runs over people in china
Bosnian's world: you were behind a car wheel for 5 minutes, so you can fly a typhoon and win a dog fight.
This world: Everyone manages to pass multiple tests yet immediately forgets everything about driving like a normal person.
And even if they could, they would just forget how to do it over time
sounds like that royal navy ad
2:48 Narrator describes Dutch Goalkeeper CIWS but presentation shows 6-barreled Vulcan cannon present on Phalanx CIWS, yet tracking system presented is consistent with Goalkeeper. Besides this little inaccuracy very eye openning presenteation.
Man, European driver's ed is a lot different from its American equivalent.
In fairness, yours also involves weapon discharges, it's just yours are from inside the car and on the sidewalk whereas ours are from aircraft trying to strafe us.
they went round the roundabout the wrong way though ew
@@DarkFruitsAnimation Other than the British Isles, most of the rest of Europe drives on the right hand side of the road.
@@jesseberg3271 how awful, lucky we got rid of these foreigners with Brexit.
Disclaimer, I'm chatting shit and voted remain
You could say that.
One wonders what kind of alternate reality they live in to be assaulted by IEDs whilst daily shopping at Tesco, Electronic Warfare disruption when riding their bicycle on a sunday, a Main Battle Tank engagement when surfing the internet, and an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile strike during a casual chess with Grandpa.
And now, gets strafed by a Russian Supermaneuverable Fighter Aircraft trying to leave a roundabout
Bosnia maybe?
You just describe Iraq
Isn't the Tesco thing just an average day in London?
@@bestie9567
Syria*
Iraq isn't as bad now... it's mostly just small conflicts here and there.
Syria.
next video:
how to defend yourself from girl scouts and door salesmen using guerilla tactics
I wanna see that
That's a good one haha.
And from Jehovah's Witnesses.
@@92kosta for those you have to use an AC-130 or an A-10.
@@petitponeydu7727 or just get Hans with his panzer
I mounted a pair of Pom Poms to the back of my car and haven't been harassed by the enemy since.