How It's Actually Made - Sugar

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2021
  • Sugar was original referred to as white gold. Today, it's found in nearly every food on American store shelves. Here's how it's made.
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  • @HoV326
    @HoV326 2 роки тому +11708

    The orphan grinder honestly does look like the type of thing you would imagine would be called the "orphan grinder"

    • @Lewisiaisoutofcontext
      @Lewisiaisoutofcontext 2 роки тому +208

      I haven't even seen it yet, but I agree.
      Edit: I have now seen the orphan grinder and that is indeed what it is.

    • @Laneth
      @Laneth 2 роки тому +93

      When I chose exile and willingly became an orphan, rather than suffer the insanity and abuse of my three bloodlines, I got my very own Orphan Grinder™ and I shit you not, I thought it was Christmas!
      But it wasn't, it was around April sometime and also I'm pagan, so Christmas is just another date in a list of stolen holidays that remind me of how utterly ridiculous all our made up traditions really are.

    • @voltrixgames4375
      @voltrixgames4375 2 роки тому +19

      Hello herrscher of void

    • @ling2553
      @ling2553 2 роки тому +8

      Hello tuna

    • @hudaalfaa
      @hudaalfaa 2 роки тому +7

      Ah yes, coming from the God itself

  • @Luigicat11
    @Luigicat11 2 роки тому +8725

    "Sucrose crystals suspended in alcohol, _not_ cum. You're not as clever as you think you are."
    Well joke's on you, Huggbees. I thought it was school glue.

    • @uriel134xdd2
      @uriel134xdd2 2 роки тому +294

      My primary school classmates used to eat it, I remember they said it tasted like condensed milk.
      Don't know if they actually use sugar to do glue tho...

    • @InsomniaDaydreamer
      @InsomniaDaydreamer 2 роки тому +146

      Following the cheese episode I thought it was horse semen

    • @erwinhoover9154
      @erwinhoover9154 2 роки тому +46

      I thought it was luiquid plastic!

    • @christmasjones2
      @christmasjones2 2 роки тому +29

      @@uriel134xdd2 wait what-

    • @nixthefox2008
      @nixthefox2008 2 роки тому +17

      I thought it might've been captured clouds

  • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
    @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 Рік тому +784

    Fun fact, the Japanese word for platinum translates into English as "White Gold".
    This sits in contrast to the word Platinum itself, which is Spanish for "Unripe Silver".

    • @sade_es8809
      @sade_es8809 6 місяців тому +38

      in spanish, "Platino" would be at best like "silver-not", where is the unripe coming from? silver is "plata"

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 6 місяців тому +27

      Are you pulling a Huggbees?

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 6 місяців тому +17

      Gotta wait for the silver to ripen.

    • @3chovine
      @3chovine 2 місяці тому +5

      I've heard from OSP that apparently the conquistadors kept finding platinum when they were looking for silver and threw it away, which seems to fit the name.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@3chovineA fellow person of culture I see

  • @user-yb7zz5pm9i
    @user-yb7zz5pm9i 10 місяців тому +348

    8:05 The machine drops a small stop shitting arm, and pisses itself in embarrassment. The best thing ever

  • @moronsociety
    @moronsociety 2 роки тому +19099

    I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.

    • @lowdescence1033
      @lowdescence1033 2 роки тому +187

      I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.

    • @doodle-ly4662
      @doodle-ly4662 2 роки тому +118

      I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 2 роки тому +51

      Doodle-ly
      Doodle-ly
      7 seconds ago
      I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me over come this dilemma

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 2 роки тому +29

      Plot twist its sucrose

    • @nicolegleason5727
      @nicolegleason5727 2 роки тому +30

      @John minecraft John minecraft
      John minecraft
      Doodle-ly
      Doodle-ly
      7 seconds ago
      I’m so glad my sugar is made out of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.

  • @Heidelberg-fk9ef
    @Heidelberg-fk9ef 2 роки тому +8414

    I’m less than a minute in and the long pause followed by another “sugar” has me legitimately in tears, this is gonna be a good one.

    • @phs125
      @phs125 2 роки тому +93

      Since it was right before the sponsor segment, I thought my device is buffering for sponsorblock. (Sorry)

    • @crzjt
      @crzjt 2 роки тому +24

      I laughed right before the final sugar

    • @FunniEmi
      @FunniEmi 2 роки тому +24

      @@lizbet4994 and reported

    • @mustang4636
      @mustang4636 2 роки тому +6

      @@FunniEmi pretty sure issa bot

    • @FunniEmi
      @FunniEmi 2 роки тому +11

      @@mustang4636 ik

  • @Banana_Banshee
    @Banana_Banshee 8 місяців тому +203

    I love how he has to specify that yes, a soda actually has THAT MUCH sugar.

  • @psyche_therainsilk
    @psyche_therainsilk 7 місяців тому +163

    As a Spanish speaker who has broken an arm before, “Maantey Dullkey” was one of the most painful things I’ve experienced.

    • @anthonybacoccini6490
      @anthonybacoccini6490 4 місяці тому +3

      I was looking for this comment lmfao

    • @A3i.555
      @A3i.555 2 місяці тому +1

      i was looking for this dulce is my name brooooo

    • @toshiba_g
      @toshiba_g Місяць тому +1

      What about "La Leega Agricóla de la CANA de Ázucar"?

  • @foxygames165
    @foxygames165 2 роки тому +3464

    7:51 "For an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn your TV on to Nickelodeon."
    Fucking BRILLIANT.

    • @adriang1921
      @adriang1921 2 роки тому +167

      I had to take a second to process that one, it hit hard

    • @ExplosivesLaboratory
      @ExplosivesLaboratory 2 роки тому +121

      It’s *funny* because it’s *true…*

    • @vedanlkektokekto6872
      @vedanlkektokekto6872 2 роки тому +8

      Me no understand

    • @atenacolada
      @atenacolada 2 роки тому +144

      @@vedanlkektokekto6872 they are referencing spongebob, a sponge on nickelodeon who has had a show since 1999 and has lately gone down in quality since it's been really modernized

    • @nyancatpoptart5441
      @nyancatpoptart5441 2 роки тому +9

      @@atenacolada Wouldn't the show have been technically "Modernized" back in 1999 in order to appeal to the 90s kids?

  • @Trainfan1055Janathan
    @Trainfan1055Janathan 2 роки тому +1911

    My favorite joke was the "stop shitting" arm.

    • @johnfrian
      @johnfrian 2 роки тому +18

      That one got me too

    • @ajplaysytreal
      @ajplaysytreal 2 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @thailandball8074
      @thailandball8074 2 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @hereticpariah6_66
      @hereticpariah6_66 2 роки тому +4

      @@thailandball8074 10:30 ...but watch from a bit earlier for context.

    • @aceranimates
      @aceranimates 2 роки тому +13

      Both that, the cum joke, and the prostitute joke got me laughing like a phyco. Especially the “pisses itself out of embarrassment” part got me

  • @olivedude
    @olivedude 8 місяців тому +33

    I love the "passage way that has to be opened by something else in the dungeon" joke bro.

  • @tlkthunder6990
    @tlkthunder6990 Рік тому +121

    the fact that he stays professional and is able to put in jokes as well, thats just too impressive.

  • @b_man-25
    @b_man-25 2 роки тому +1335

    "If you want an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn on your TV to the Nickelodeon channel."
    savage

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 роки тому +22

      Especially coming from a guy whose going to wreck his channel shilling raid shadow legends.

    • @firstlast-oo1he
      @firstlast-oo1he 2 роки тому +67

      @@OffGridInvestor Bruh he was dissing Nick for ruining the show and disrespecting its creator.
      And wrecking his channel? Dude, I don't think he expects anyone to play Raid. At this point I could care less. Money is money. We all need it.
      BuT yOuRe SeLlInG OuT! MoRaLz!
      No. Just no. Morals are just a sociological construct, first of all. Second of all, if you were in his (or others') position, I'm pretty sure you would take that money, too. We all would. Especially since (last I checked) Raid pays a pretty decent chunk of money, generally speaking.
      BuT MoNeY Can'T BuY HapPiNGess
      Maybe not, but it sure as heck can buy comfort and security.
      Look, I don't like Raid any much either. I even skip most Raid ads. At first I was thinking the same way you were, but now, it doesn't phase me. Let them make their money. Huggbees is great, and I'm happy to see him getting opportunities like this. And if you're a fan, you should be too.

    • @sofiejade1579
      @sofiejade1579 2 роки тому +8

      @@firstlast-oo1he technically, he never sold out Steven hillenburgh (I can’t spell), as he never wanted all the spin offs and shit Nickelodeons doing. He’s just selling out Nickelodeon.
      Edit two minutes later: I’m stupid sorry, I read that entirely wrong, ignore my comment!

    • @arunthebuffoon4554
      @arunthebuffoon4554 2 роки тому +11

      @@OffGridInvestor bruh, do people not see the obvious ironic tone he uses for Raid Shadow Legends sponsored segments? If you actually watched them, you'll see him talking about how his "entire Audience now plays Raid" and other over the top statements.
      It's just a way for Hugbees to keep the channel running, regardless. Just skip the segments, if you want to.

    • @TheOnyxSpy
      @TheOnyxSpy 2 роки тому +4

      I mean, I don't see people jumping down JonTron's throat about him shilling Raid 🤷🏻

  • @yeethot6275
    @yeethot6275 2 роки тому +4601

    The fact that you made me wait for the 'and sugar' and then hit me with the 'raid shadow legends' feels like a 1-2 combo straight to my pride and self worth

    • @digitalscript9973
      @digitalscript9973 Рік тому +84

      That ad was literally 2 minutes long ngl

    • @theraider1268
      @theraider1268 Рік тому +13

      @@digitalscript9973 more like 3 years

    • @MylesMarrero
      @MylesMarrero Рік тому +7

      @@theraider1268 and I watched all of it

    • @ego6228
      @ego6228 Рік тому +65

      i watched this video like 2 months ago and remember the raid shadow legends ad but now its literally just gone dude what happened

    • @Heisenberger_69
      @Heisenberger_69 Рік тому +3

      @@ego6228 idk, i personally dont remember

  • @MissMouchies
    @MissMouchies 6 місяців тому +25

    Him politely offering the viewer a spoonful of chocolate icing sticks in my head so good. Literally binged this whole series again because I couldn't remember what specific video it was from. Thanks Andrew I think I will partake

  • @jesseblock4974
    @jesseblock4974 Рік тому +155

    Usually these voice overs make sense and I can still follow along with a good laugh. This is just confusing, I’m genuinely lost and I can’t stop chuckling, I must really not be as cleaver as I think I am

    • @666_cthulhu
      @666_cthulhu Рік тому +22

      you’re right. you’re actually a hatchet, not a cleaver. i’m glad you’ve decided to live your truth

    • @MaewCatt
      @MaewCatt 2 місяці тому +5

      I love the side story of the gang war between the “white hard hat gang” and the “blue hard hat association”

  • @JakHart
    @JakHart 2 роки тому +3115

    I'm so glad that rum and sugar come from sugar.
    I wouldn't be where I am today without them.

    • @tjzambonischwartz
      @tjzambonischwartz 2 роки тому +26

      This reminds me I should have some rum. Because rum.

    • @JakHart
      @JakHart 2 роки тому +8

      @@tjzambonischwartz Yes. Time for rum.

    • @JakHart
      @JakHart 2 роки тому +7

      @@alejandroguevara8455 I hope he finds me, I've got a bottle of rum just for him.

    • @KangyuanNiu
      @KangyuanNiu 2 роки тому +5

      fat and suffering from liver cirrhosis?

    • @ungreebledbouba
      @ungreebledbouba 2 роки тому +4

      you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 2 роки тому +2563

    “For an example of how to overuse a sponge until it’s ruined, turn your TV on to Nickelodeon.”
    *This is so accurate it physically hurts.*

    • @charliefike8
      @charliefike8 Рік тому +17

      Modern Spongebob is still good
      Change my mind

    • @_gorillazfreakinc._2
      @_gorillazfreakinc._2 Рік тому +117

      @@charliefike8 Actually watch it
      That's all the convincing you should need.

    • @charliefike8
      @charliefike8 Рік тому +4

      @@_gorillazfreakinc._2 I have

    • @jedihunter176
      @jedihunter176 Рік тому +69

      @@charliefike8 You're easily pleased, then.

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 Рік тому +7

      Depends on the season really

  • @atomsea03
    @atomsea03 Рік тому +28

    Sugarcane provides sugar, but also syrup, molasses, rum, sugar, ethanol, sugar, brown sugar, powdered sugar
    *and sugar*

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +16

    You forgot to mention how sugarcane is used to make paper SMH. You need three of them and a crafting table.

  • @darkeum9741
    @darkeum9741 2 роки тому +3367

    This is 1000 times better than regular how it’s made.

    • @MegaDoom101
      @MegaDoom101 2 роки тому +103

      That’s because this is How it’s Actually Made.
      Andrew speaks only truth here.

    • @darkeum9741
      @darkeum9741 2 роки тому +8

      @Zuwap True. I saw a How it's made on hotdogs and on the list of ingredients they but this powder and just said it was a compound of different ingredients.

    • @eddiefu9598
      @eddiefu9598 2 роки тому +1

      What are you talking about

    • @darkeum9741
      @darkeum9741 2 роки тому +1

      @@eddiefu9598 Idk if you know or not but these are parodies of regular how it's made and I really like them.

    • @SparkyCat314
      @SparkyCat314 2 роки тому +1

      IT’S LIKE THAT’S THE JOKE

  • @rexalley8397
    @rexalley8397 2 роки тому +540

    That 140% sugar image was real, i wasn’t expecting that

    • @mati4252
      @mati4252 2 роки тому +24

      Companies usually only show per serving, but most are kind of the same. I don't know about the US though, that's what happens in my country

    • @EnigmaticLucas
      @EnigmaticLucas 2 роки тому +90

      @@mati4252The FDA started requiring serving sizes to be realistic last year, so percentages higher than 100% on labels are a lot more common in the US than they used to be

    • @F4TA1_3RR0R
      @F4TA1_3RR0R 2 роки тому +7

      I mean, he was drinking Mountain Dew so Im not too surprised.

    • @mati4252
      @mati4252 2 роки тому

      @@EnigmaticLucas oh I see

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook 2 роки тому +22

      Nobody expects 146% sugar content! Or the Spanish Inquisition.

  • @MegaFPVFlyer
    @MegaFPVFlyer 7 місяців тому +10

    The timing of the orphan grinder line is so goddamn perfect. It gives you just enough time to process what you just heard and then reveals the uttery horrifying front end of the machine. Masterful.

  • @MrPro-YT
    @MrPro-YT Рік тому +65

    10:18 - 10:43 had me rolling 😂😂😂

    • @Kidiot
      @Kidiot Рік тому

      Same, that was ridiculous

    • @ThunderAndCypher
      @ThunderAndCypher Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣😂

    • @TornBloodPeeper
      @TornBloodPeeper Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @calico_memes
      @calico_memes 8 місяців тому

      Gary definitely needs a raise, he's so generous for adding an extra thing in our pack of sugar

  • @youi3916
    @youi3916 2 роки тому +1302

    I know a lot about how sugar is made with sugar canes, which are also responsible for sugar; but I never knew that bees grew. Thanks for the fun fact!

  • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
    @Justanotherpersonontheinternet 2 роки тому +1388

    I’m relieved to find out that sugarcane produces sugar, as for my entire life I thought sugarcane produced salt.

    • @splegoon4289
      @splegoon4289 2 роки тому +47

      And I thought there were sugar rocks naturally in the world

    • @BrennanMorris
      @BrennanMorris 2 роки тому +20

      And I thought it was Sugarbane. Smh my head.

    • @hectorrojas431
      @hectorrojas431 2 роки тому +18

      And I thought sugar cane and bamboo where the same

    • @GameIsMyOxygen
      @GameIsMyOxygen 2 роки тому +19

      nah thats from bamboo, sugarcane produces sugar and bamboo produces salt. Thats why they look alike. One is sweet other is salty

    • @oanaalexia
      @oanaalexia 2 роки тому +6

      @@splegoon4289 I can see why, just like the natural state of salt found in the ground. Cool thought process. Sweet, wholesome comment.

  • @diamond1bacon950
    @diamond1bacon950 11 місяців тому +34

    1:32 , bro the orphan grinder is so cool…

  • @danielparsons3995
    @danielparsons3995 11 місяців тому +6

    Where was this guy when I needed him the most years ago😂 I love his enthusiastic humor no matter the "how it's actually made" videos.

  • @deraa_xo
    @deraa_xo 2 роки тому +352

    "For an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn your TV on to nickelodeon"
    Man did Spongebob so dirty😭

    • @Nero_Jero
      @Nero_Jero 2 роки тому +38

      I think the joke was that Nickelodeon did Spongebob dirty lol

    • @JakHart
      @JakHart 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah, Huggbees ripping on SpongeBob killed me.

    • @afluffylittlefriend4597
      @afluffylittlefriend4597 2 роки тому +8

      not as dirty as Peter's unwashed hands when he handles the product

    • @mattdraper8978
      @mattdraper8978 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, sponges get dirty when they're overused.

    • @TheBlackAntagonist
      @TheBlackAntagonist 2 роки тому +13

      Not as dirty as Nickelodeon did Stephen Hillenburg. Didn't even wait till the casket hit the 6 foot mark before disrespecting his wishes. If Nick parading the corpse of his show like a trophy ain't disrespect, I don't know what is. #LetSpongebobRetire

  • @CerberiRedWolf
    @CerberiRedWolf 2 роки тому +629

    "Christopher Columbus never made it to Asia, but clumsily slammed into the Caribbean. He later brought Sugercane plantings there along with slavery."
    Huggbees never misses.

    • @9volt65
      @9volt65 2 роки тому +9

      it's been 10 minutes and I'm still reeling from that.

    • @AdamLaMore
      @AdamLaMore 2 роки тому +11

      He did forget the smallpox, though

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 роки тому +8

      technically all columbus did was write back saying "okay, I found some dudes, they seem healthy and junk. you wanna make these guys citizens or slaves or what?" and the queen just wrote saying "come home" and sent another guy down there to get to the oppression. Ol columbo could not be trusted with that task.

    • @dr.blockcraft6633
      @dr.blockcraft6633 2 роки тому +9

      @@KairuHakubi Hold up,
      Could you Cite where You got That?
      because Everywhere i Look, it Says colombus And his Crew enslaved The natives.
      I mean, Later on, Colombus did Get removed As governor Of the Indies, but He wanted 10% of The profit,
      And on His 3rd Trip to Spain he Did go To prison, And then Was aquitted.
      But that Was later On?
      There is His journal Entry, according To wikipedia Said "if It pleases Our lord, I will Take 6 Of them To your Highness when I depart"
      but Thats him Talking to Himself (journal), (Our lord Refrences the Christian god, Not someone He sent A letter Too).

    • @bobhope3225
      @bobhope3225 2 роки тому

      he did one thing right

  • @snicksss
    @snicksss Рік тому +10

    I wanna hear this guy read out "A Modest Proposal".

  • @kittykatnyaw
    @kittykatnyaw 11 місяців тому +10

    7:15 WHY DID HE SAY IT SO CASUALLY HELP

  • @danielcevelin3609
    @danielcevelin3609 2 роки тому +1216

    I love how he does the Raid plug in the exact same style as his other videos. I actually watched the whole thing instead of skipping that section like normal. 10/10 would watch again.

  • @its_catter
    @its_catter 2 роки тому +512

    I love how the only joke in this video relating to cocaine was when he called out all the people who were going to make a joke that this was cocaine

    • @oanaalexia
      @oanaalexia 2 роки тому +14

      He's trying to break us.

    • @RustyNips
      @RustyNips 2 роки тому +10

      Well it was to obvious a joke anyway he had to find a way to twist our expectations

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 2 роки тому

      @@RustyNips I'd say you're right, if you weren't talking about the same guy who called milk, and other various white liquids "cum" on multiple occasions

    • @Blahhada123
      @Blahhada123 11 місяців тому +1

      420 heeh

    • @arkaza2877
      @arkaza2877 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Blahhada123hehe 69 hehe

  • @Borbinator
    @Borbinator 11 місяців тому +6

    1:26 the orphan grinder said so Kindly is absolutley horendous❤

  • @drannelthegoblin6389
    @drannelthegoblin6389 Рік тому +3

    I love the pause in the intro cause you can tell that it was a check to see if they were at the right part of the teleprompter that was feeding them this bs lol i love your work man

  • @LTPRD-id3ch
    @LTPRD-id3ch 2 роки тому +2385

    Fun fact. Those sugar percentages you showed is only representing the added sugars. That bottle is actually 292%. I know this because they intentionally don't label the total sugar content to lie to you about how much sugar you actually intake. I know this because products exist that don't tell you the sugar contents exactly. a product that had 53g total sugar but 0g of added for a total of 0%, which means that it only counts added sugars not total meaning the total doesn't represent that added sugar, they are separate entities and noone talks about it.

    • @averagecarguy420
      @averagecarguy420 2 роки тому +111

      Well soda is mostly water so the added sugar is pretty close to the total sugar. Something like fruit juice though has a bunch of natural sugar so the added sugar is nowhere near the total sugar.

    • @LTPRD-id3ch
      @LTPRD-id3ch 2 роки тому +131

      @@averagecarguy420 that still means that It has a misleading feel to it. And I find that unfortunate. Correct fruit juice has more natural sugar in it. But my point was focused around how they decided to only show added sugars instead of the the absolute total and used the added sugar as a way to demonstrate how they are considered separate.

    • @laviuwu
      @laviuwu 2 роки тому +21

      this isnt entirely true, as the carbs is not double the grams of sugar.

    • @LTPRD-id3ch
      @LTPRD-id3ch 2 роки тому +6

      @@laviuwu I'm not following. I'm not specifically referring to carbs. Are you talking about how sugar is a type of simple carb so they count it towards carb total?

    • @blizzardkiehn2508
      @blizzardkiehn2508 2 роки тому +46

      Labels rarely exclude total sugars. Like the one in the video, it shows total sugars, then added sugars.
      If you want sugar labeling to be better, they should replace the added sugars section with types of sugars (glucose, fructose, etc), as that is more important.

  • @mattdraper8978
    @mattdraper8978 2 роки тому +767

    I'm either more, or less, clever than Huggbees thinks I think I am, because when we saw the guy adding the bag of lime, I thought that the next step in making sugar was "add the sugar from a bag of sugar", like the time I found a recipe for wafer cookies, and step one was "get a package of wafer cookies"
    Edit: I misheard, it is actually lime, not lye that is added.

    • @RDSk0
      @RDSk0 2 роки тому +27

      You and me both, pardner, you and me both.
      It seems Mr. Bees here gravely misunderstands the cleverity of his audience.

    • @NoName-de1fn
      @NoName-de1fn 2 роки тому +12

      @@RDSk0 I actually spotted a factual mistake once in his videos. Seems he doesn't know everything after all.

    • @HoV326
      @HoV326 2 роки тому +8

      I honestly was expecting him to make a cocaine joke when it came up.

    • @bobshoe3074
      @bobshoe3074 2 роки тому +8

      @VALYA What the actual fuck?

    • @TheBluestflamingos
      @TheBluestflamingos 2 роки тому +12

      @@bobshoe3074 its a bot, albeit one that knows how to shitpost.

  • @lunarmothcat
    @lunarmothcat Рік тому +6

    I thought he's going to make some jokes about Raid Shadow Legends, but when I understood it's an actual advertisment I got angry and disapointed

  • @BunkerSquirrel
    @BunkerSquirrel 8 місяців тому +3

    What most people don’t know is that 100% sugar is only made of 68% sugar. The remaining 32% is actually sugar.

  • @SemenTheSailor
    @SemenTheSailor 2 роки тому +3466

    This episode was so crazy it made me watch the actual how it’s made. The amount of science and engineering that goes into creating something as simple sugar is mind blowing. Sugar is something we don’t think twice about now. But granulated sugar when it was first discovered was literally worth it’s weight in precious gems. A tea spoon of the stuff was available only to kings and lords. Later on we invaded entire islands, enslaving their population. We kidnapped slaves from Africa that would work themselves to death day in and day out, just so we can have our tea a little sweeter. Sugar was the pinnacle of luxury and now we buy a 2kg bag for £1.25. It’s mad.

    • @owene2530
      @owene2530 2 роки тому +112

      I killed a homeless man with my fists in 2002

    • @xyzzy64
      @xyzzy64 2 роки тому +33

      @@owene2530 you too?

    • @owene2530
      @owene2530 2 роки тому +49

      @@xyzzy64 you do not know the feeling of using a man's own jaw to beat their head in like a pair of brass knuckles

    • @maxdownforcemedia
      @maxdownforcemedia 2 роки тому +30

      @@owene2530 you need to bring your energy levels ALL the way down buckaroo

    • @owene2530
      @owene2530 2 роки тому +76

      @@maxdownforcemedia you're next

  • @hyperflarez2561
    @hyperflarez2561 2 роки тому +394

    "You're not as clever as you think you are" That is a great quote when it comes to thinking that powder was cocaine

  • @SuperBendy64
    @SuperBendy64 11 місяців тому +21

    How does Huggbees come up with this stuff?? Its frickin hilarious!! This had me in tears!! 😂😂 8:00 8:09

    • @jamesadams2333
      @jamesadams2333 11 місяців тому +4

      That part had me rolling 🤣😂

    • @tonquint3
      @tonquint3 10 місяців тому +4

      “A small stop shitting arm”🤣💀

  • @DragonlordRemi
    @DragonlordRemi Рік тому +2

    3:58 Bondrewd wants to know where he can buy one, it would really help with cartridge production speed.

  • @daniels8988
    @daniels8988 Рік тому +373

    "At the mill, and also in your sister's bedroom, trucks empty their loads on the receiving table." I honestly think that this quote is one of the funniest in the video!! 😂

    • @sentientfrowner7428
      @sentientfrowner7428 Рік тому +15

      That definitely reminds me of the “how to turn a sphere inside out” video

    • @vincentkingsdale8334
      @vincentkingsdale8334 6 місяців тому

      That, and the beginning with the guy chewing the cane and spitting it into a bag.....and thats how sugar is made

    • @user-ic5xz3nz7o
      @user-ic5xz3nz7o 4 місяці тому

      "The Hershey's squirting is so violent, that the machine has to put a Stop Shitting arm to let the rotating cylinder that its getting out of control, and to knock it off."
      "Then the machine pisses itself in embarrassment."

  • @Tom-hk2ep
    @Tom-hk2ep 2 роки тому +614

    You started an uncontrollable laughing panic attack with the Glass table joke, then carried on into the diarrhea tornado while I slipped out of consciousness.
    Thank you

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 2 роки тому +6

      SAMEEEEE

    • @CrumblesXo
      @CrumblesXo 2 роки тому +13

      I giggled and nodded while saying “smart” at the glass table joke, and absolutely LOST it at the diarrhea waterfall, and left this mortal plane with the “stop shitting arm”

    • @Recker45-70
      @Recker45-70 2 роки тому +4

      @@CrumblesXo I was looking for comments making sure I wasn't alone

    • @Chill_Human77
      @Chill_Human77 6 місяців тому

      I don’t know why I didn’t expect a fellow schlatt fan here

  • @slayerbllade
    @slayerbllade Рік тому +11

    4:38 godamn everyone's sister got roasted

  • @KC_and_Carl
    @KC_and_Carl 11 місяців тому +5

    5:28 I laughed so hard on this.
    Bet.

  • @ameliabrittain158
    @ameliabrittain158 2 роки тому +806

    My favorite part of these is the 1% that is actually factual, especially when the sentence starts out with something that seems like it could true, only to descend into absurdity in just a few words. Like in this video, this man has made at least a couple true and informative statements about sugar production. And somehow it makes it even funnier than if was only off the rails the whole time.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Рік тому +16

      I like to watch the real one and the Huggbees one afterwards to see what’s real and what’s fake

    • @tastylemoncake
      @tastylemoncake Рік тому +8

      what do you mean this is all true, obviously

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 Рік тому +8

      i also like when he breaks character with a real fact, like the 146% thing in this video

    • @monke7919
      @monke7919 Рік тому +1

      I think it's funny cuz a teacher might accidentally play it for class

    • @HumanoidEyeball
      @HumanoidEyeball 8 місяців тому

      i don’t know what you’re talking about. this is all entirely true. i was part of the white hard hat gang

  • @CalmingKittenMultiverse
    @CalmingKittenMultiverse 2 роки тому +229

    9:38 "And yes, you know exactly what it is. It's sucrose crystals suspended in alcohol, not cum".
    He had us in the first half, ngl
    XD

  • @Normancheste
    @Normancheste 9 місяців тому +5

    7:12 i tought it was milk-

  • @Dbkickva
    @Dbkickva 10 місяців тому +10

    7:07 I thought it was glue

  • @windraizou
    @windraizou 2 роки тому +95

    "And yes, you know exactly what it is."
    Me: It's glue.

  • @UncleSlimJimmy
    @UncleSlimJimmy 2 роки тому +180

    "We all know that fashion juice is just unsettled sugarcane juice, but don't tell a model that, it'll make them cry."
    - Huggbees, 2021

  • @truth9958
    @truth9958 Рік тому

    Man, that Raid ad was so good I only skipped a little bit of it. You're a funny guy, this is my kind of humor. Subbed.

  • @MinxFox
    @MinxFox 7 місяців тому

    I hope life is treating you well cause this video sure was a treat for us. We laughed so hard you are the best!

  • @dislikecounter1171
    @dislikecounter1171 2 роки тому +31

    Current like to dislike ratio:
    👍19K 👎325
    Status: Positive like to dislike ratio

  • @Cyris_Bingely
    @Cyris_Bingely 2 роки тому +290

    Yeah Gary deserves more than a raise for that he deserves a promotion for making sure my sugar is perfectly fine and giving the stuff to Italians to make the perfect weapon Italian bread they never expect it!

    • @r.connor9280
      @r.connor9280 2 роки тому +3

      Gary has been promoted to the Rank of: Customer

  • @STAYHIGHMYGUY
    @STAYHIGHMYGUY 27 днів тому

    We need more of these. This is top tier content

  • @sammorgan31
    @sammorgan31 8 місяців тому +1

    I like the way they had the ring and pinion out of a 1973 Ford Pinto mixing the sugar juice.

  • @nicktanui3979
    @nicktanui3979 2 роки тому +340

    You content is really entertaining please never stop

    • @bobthetomato7005
      @bobthetomato7005 2 роки тому +3

      Yes he content is great

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo 2 роки тому +1

      @VALYA didnt ask

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo 2 роки тому

      Its been 15 hours since I reported the spam bot wtf

    • @shreyashpatil1438
      @shreyashpatil1438 2 роки тому

      @@awhahoo I'll do it also🙏 it's not a good comment.

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo 2 роки тому

      @@shreyashpatil1438 ITS BEEN 3 DAYS ITS STILL HERE TF

  • @SerenityM16
    @SerenityM16 2 роки тому +443

    Fun fact: if you ever need to visually tell the difference between sugar and salt, look really closely to see if it is only in square or rectangles or rough crystals, the former is sugar and the latter salt

    • @lGeMetz
      @lGeMetz 2 роки тому +34

      That's strange, my salt only comes in shape of micro spheres

    • @dhruel
      @dhruel 2 роки тому +61

      I figure that licking it is a good way to figure out what it is... until I start smelling colors.

    • @inspectortezuka3160
      @inspectortezuka3160 2 роки тому +28

      I'll snort both anyways

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 2 роки тому +2

      Or sprinkle some onto an open cut

    • @olliver1242
      @olliver1242 2 роки тому +6

      Yup, we have the eyes of microscopes(true tho, its because sugar is glucose and that is hexagon molecules)

  • @r-prime
    @r-prime 7 місяців тому +1

    "a reed that gives honey without bees growing there" had me pause the video to stop laughing 😂

  • @SupercoolRadicool
    @SupercoolRadicool Рік тому +13

    Im sorry but the guy going to town on a stick of sugarcane at 3:50 is so god damn funny

  • @Proserpira
    @Proserpira 2 роки тому +442

    I remember seeing an experiment where two water troughs are offered to a mouse, one containing cocaine, one containing sugar.
    It ended up being more addicted to the sugar.
    It was interesting stuff

    • @AliceInAWasteland
      @AliceInAWasteland Рік тому

      Cocaine doesnt exactly taste good

    • @esprero
      @esprero Рік тому +1

      bacon fry man pan

    • @MegaPuggz
      @MegaPuggz Рік тому +7

      Well to be fair... Who would want to drink cocaine water.. now... Other roi... I understand..

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 10 місяців тому +7

      That demonstration always pissed me off, because no shit sugar is addicting considering it’s just a carbohydrate. You know, a source of energy from food.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 10 місяців тому +3

      @@alexsiemers7898 wh- huh? scientific experimentation exists to prove things like that and test whether or not they are true. The experiment was to test how addictive sugar is, not if it is at all.
      And what's important to note here is that _it is more addictive than cocaine_

  • @rivermundcatradora7061
    @rivermundcatradora7061 2 роки тому +601

    i love how this episode has both some really obvious shilling (raid shadow legends) and also a really sobering truth (the 146% sugar intake thing). quality stuff

    • @caranguejo2269
      @caranguejo2269 2 роки тому +23

      another comment made the math, it's actually 292% sugar

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 роки тому +16

      caranguejo. No. They said that added sugar isn’t counted but it is, so the 146% thing is probably correct.

    • @oriolejb9774
      @oriolejb9774 Рік тому

      the bottle also said "contains 0% juice"...

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym Рік тому +1

      @@caranguejo2269 nah, he was completely wrong. The totally sugar is 73g, all of it is the added, which was counted. So it's still """only""" 146%

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym Рік тому +1

      @@oriolejb9774 since it's a soda I'm not surprised. Still sounds funny though.

  • @Bonky7426
    @Bonky7426 Рік тому +3

    This machine is called the orphan grinder *Technoblade will never be forgotten*

  • @totallyrandomofficial
    @totallyrandomofficial Рік тому +1

    Damn, the writing in this episode is off the charts

  • @Vesper_Animated
    @Vesper_Animated Рік тому +307

    The way that they actually explain it while still remaining entirely hilarious 😂

    • @theunitdstatesarmy
      @theunitdstatesarmy Рік тому +23

      H e. The way *He* explains it.

    • @esprero
      @esprero Рік тому +15

      @@theunitdstatesarmy They, the way that they explain it. You are correcting casual English for what?

    • @theunitdstatesarmy
      @theunitdstatesarmy Рік тому +1

      He is indeed a he. They is a useless use of keystrokes.

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 Рік тому

      @@esprero
      Because the guy who VO this video doesn't identify as anything other than a man. Also singular "they" is pointless since there's only 2 genders/sexes.

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 Рік тому +6

      He*

  • @Maneplix
    @Maneplix 2 роки тому +338

    1. Plant Sugar Cane
    2. Wait/use bonemeal
    3. Get the sugar cane (don’t destroy the very bottom part)
    4. Put it in a crafting table or your inventory crafting slot
    BOOOM! Sugar

    • @LordSparkleBum
      @LordSparkleBum 2 роки тому +3

      That’s minecraft

    • @TheBusFoamer
      @TheBusFoamer 2 роки тому +10

      @@LordSparkleBum r/woosh

    • @LordSparkleBum
      @LordSparkleBum 2 роки тому +14

      @@TheBusFoamer i don’t feel any air here

    • @iminavegetativestatestudio1730
      @iminavegetativestatestudio1730 2 роки тому +5

      Fun fact: They actually used charred up bones in the filtering process of half of the sugar in the US. The bones apparently come from livestock that died of disease.

    • @numbers72927
      @numbers72927 2 роки тому

      @@iminavegetativestatestudio1730 wow

  • @beansforwhat
    @beansforwhat Рік тому +1

    "But what does this have to do with sugar?"
    "Absolutely nothing."
    I am deadddd

  • @INT-Jay
    @INT-Jay Рік тому

    Just found your channel, thankyou for these video's XD I really enjoy your content.

  • @madeliner1682
    @madeliner1682 Рік тому +95

    And the worst part is, at 146% of your daily recommended sugar intake is still using a recommended sugar intake that was heavily lobbied to be like three times what the experts actually wanted to put it at

    • @santiv4
      @santiv4 6 місяців тому +13

      so more like 438%

  • @fazetune2176
    @fazetune2176 2 роки тому +44

    I was going to comment “I wonder how many cocaine jokes he’s going to make” but then he called me out personally on twitter, Instagram, UA-cam, Facebook, and MySpace and now I’m not even sure if I’m safe in my own home.

    • @dawsonglawe3203
      @dawsonglawe3203 2 роки тому +3

      421 east 8th Street, Commenterville.

    • @RoMiner
      @RoMiner 2 роки тому +1

      @@dawsonglawe3203 😳

    • @SpikeShooter92
      @SpikeShooter92 Місяць тому

      MySpace? I sure do admire your perseverance my friend

  • @Southpawarsenal
    @Southpawarsenal Рік тому

    This is by FAR the funniest video I’ve watched by huggbees

  • @justcallmebladealright
    @justcallmebladealright Рік тому +1

    3:58 The best name for a grinder possible

  • @BGTech1
    @BGTech1 2 роки тому +71

    “White gold” i don’t think about sugar when I hear this

  • @wasabithumbs6294
    @wasabithumbs6294 2 роки тому +55

    The amount of shade in this video is great, it has officially replaced the Solid Rubber Tires episode as my favorite one

  • @GM_Neo
    @GM_Neo 6 місяців тому +1

    Everybody gangsta until you get a soda filled with 146% of the daily recommended dose of sugar plasma

  • @dodgyEdge
    @dodgyEdge Рік тому

    I stumbled into this channel randomly
    .glad that i can learn something new

  • @ypob2007
    @ypob2007 2 роки тому +96

    That thing of chewing the sugarcane is actually something that people do a lot, it’s really good, here in Brazil we also squeeze it in a sugarcane squeezing machine machine that squeezes the squeezable sugarcane, who gets squeezed so hard that it bleed green water with sugar, it’s really good, specially when you put cold ice and citric lemon on it

    • @fingernecklace4817
      @fingernecklace4817 2 роки тому +7

      I've chewed on the sweet sticks myself, but now I really want a fresh glass of iced green sugar juice with lemon
      Damn, that sounds good

    • @AIA1990
      @AIA1990 2 роки тому +2

      We have sugar cane juice shops in Egypt too

    • @ypob2007
      @ypob2007 2 роки тому

      @@fingernecklace4817 it is

    • @meme__supreme3373
      @meme__supreme3373 2 роки тому

      Citric lemon?
      Isn't Caipirinha normally with limes?
      Not sure what all the squeezing is about, but it really muddles up the sentance.

    • @ypob2007
      @ypob2007 2 роки тому

      @@meme__supreme3373 caipirinha is something else

  • @cosmeticincantations7997
    @cosmeticincantations7997 2 роки тому +64

    0:45 SILENCE! the sugar has spoken

  • @layneheater2053
    @layneheater2053 10 місяців тому +1

    These videos are so deeply layered with satire i can't tell anymore it's like getting stoned as shit and trying to figure out which yard gnome is actually an elf in disguise

  • @Rivwe
    @Rivwe Рік тому +1

    “for an example on how to overuse a sponge until it’s ruined, turn your tv onto nickelodeon” BRO THAT WAS FOUL

  • @theoneandonlybunman
    @theoneandonlybunman 2 роки тому +82

    That sponge Bob burn was not only incredibly accurate but also savage as hell. Nice 😂👍

  • @DaddyBlueJay3207
    @DaddyBlueJay3207 2 роки тому +21

    11:19 good job Peter

  • @NoobKid77
    @NoobKid77 Рік тому

    This is the first time I didn't skip a sponsor ad. Especially a Raid one.

  • @craignichols4634
    @craignichols4634 11 місяців тому

    That took a quick turn! I had to rewind to see if I heard that right.

  • @JulianaEgg
    @JulianaEgg 2 роки тому +134

    huggbees as always is the funniest man alive

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 2 роки тому

      I want to see Huggbees do a How It's Actually Made of one of Donut Operator's videos

  • @wetlasagna4521
    @wetlasagna4521 2 роки тому +56

    The best part of these videos is trying to pick apart what its factual and what isnt.

  • @sirligma3369
    @sirligma3369 Рік тому +18

    1:00 skip 10 seconds 14 times

  • @ChristopherCraven
    @ChristopherCraven Рік тому

    That timing on the last sugar was perfect.
    I said and sugar after a lengthy pause there was still a further lengthy pause and then finally I hear eco back to me and sugar.

  • @xavierhibbs4850
    @xavierhibbs4850 2 роки тому +90

    In my line of work ive heard a lot of "try not to think about it"s, but Huggbees is by far the most convincing and honest.

  • @JJY886
    @JJY886 2 роки тому +47

    0:24 LOL I love how he casually mentioned slavery and moved on like nothing happend

  • @jimmykreutz6087
    @jimmykreutz6087 Рік тому

    Now that's fantastic work

  • @mrcornell73
    @mrcornell73 Рік тому

    Love you thanks been having a bad week and found your videos can't stop laughing thanks again

  • @trashbug4843
    @trashbug4843 2 роки тому +52

    "for an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn on your tv to nickelodeon"
    that really made me laugh out loud, genius 😂🤣
    ok, the entire thing made me laugh, but that was savage

  • @boyster3980
    @boyster3980 2 роки тому +35

    7:27 He read our minds.

  • @kurgaru
    @kurgaru 10 місяців тому +1

    "for an example on how to over use a sponge until its ruined, turn your TV on to nickelodeon" OMFG THAT MAKE ME CRACK TF UP XD

  • @Cootsacola
    @Cootsacola Рік тому +1

    I know I’m a year+ late but that pause before he said …sugar was the best example of that awkward wait but not to awkward