Tyrion & Bronn Plan For War [HD]

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  • @agustinrico3304
    @agustinrico3304 2 роки тому +5039

    I love Varys’ face when Bronn said he rounded up all the known thieves, he most definitely killed some of his little birds

    • @sean2914
      @sean2914 2 роки тому +411

      “😧”

    • @DonetskiLetsplayshik
      @DonetskiLetsplayshik 2 роки тому +325

      Varys is so good at this shit

    • @traditionalgem
      @traditionalgem Рік тому +279

      LOL his face was priceless, but he knew Bronn was right. No doubt already hearing those very things already.

    • @SuperSaiyanD48
      @SuperSaiyanD48 Рік тому +94

      "My birds..."

    • @cazvega
      @cazvega Рік тому +70

      Completely missed this on first viewing …

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 7 років тому +7387

    I love how practical Bronn is.

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 7 років тому +98

      I'm sure he'd have ISIS defeated within a month.

    • @OneTrueWindfall
      @OneTrueWindfall 4 роки тому +438

      "I'd trade all your books for a few good archers." Turns out a few wasn't required. Just one, Bronn

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 2 роки тому +65

      @@OneTrueWindfall and he wasn't paid in books...

    • @nton8057
      @nton8057 2 роки тому +92

      @@S1rWakka Any competent military can defeat ISIS, they only lasted so long cause Syrias army was preoccupied with a civil war and Iraq's army deserted en mass

    • @jaiisrapture5920
      @jaiisrapture5920 2 роки тому +7

      @@aronnemcsik so in the books he did everything out of loyalty to Tyrion?

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 2 роки тому +5130

    Knowing Varys, I've no doubt he was standing in that doorway many sentences before he actually walked in. Quietly eavesdropping. Old habits probably die hard.

    • @boldofyou1094
      @boldofyou1094 2 роки тому +434

      This was before he wrote letters of open rebellion out in public… god I miss this show

    • @flippedturtle4739
      @flippedturtle4739 2 роки тому +16

      Bruh

    • @yyn886
      @yyn886 2 роки тому +236

      WHERES THE NEXT BULLSHITTERY SOVIET

    • @stutterfly4722
      @stutterfly4722 2 роки тому +113

      It’s a 10 year old video, Womble.

    • @unclebob1478
      @unclebob1478 2 роки тому +68

      Every old thrones vid i find i see a fresh comment from you lmao

  • @arielgoldfarb4118
    @arielgoldfarb4118 6 років тому +6729

    Dialogues were gold in the first seasons.

    • @Jack10016
      @Jack10016 5 років тому +67

      Ariel Goldfarb Now look at season 8 🤧

    • @perra7749
      @perra7749 3 роки тому +56

      well this is the second season

    • @hafeezishak1342
      @hafeezishak1342 3 роки тому +158

      In season 8, the only dialogues I hear is "Mah Queen" and " I don't Wan it". Abit sad that all story boil down to.

    • @therion8469
      @therion8469 3 роки тому +6

      @@perra7749 season*S*

    • @perra7749
      @perra7749 3 роки тому

      @@therion8469 yes I stand corrected, my mistake, thank you for pointing it out

  • @jamal-vg3cc
    @jamal-vg3cc 7 років тому +2709

    Soldier: King Stannis, they're throwing books at us! What do we do!?
    Stannis: Uh...

    • @rahul0000nm
      @rahul0000nm 7 років тому +300

      jamal Stannis: lets use them to burn sheeren......

    • @IcedEarth426
      @IcedEarth426 7 років тому +237

      Soldier: We have far less men after those books were catapulted into our men.
      Stannis: Fewer.

    • @Awesomeduud
      @Awesomeduud 7 років тому +13

      IcedEarth426 Blackwater theme then plays

    • @mohsin1950
      @mohsin1950 7 років тому +31

      Let's read those books

    • @proverbialking3452
      @proverbialking3452 6 років тому +12

      Rahul Kashyap we finally know one of the ninjas cutting onions: Sir Davos.

  • @danieltadd
    @danieltadd 3 роки тому +2926

    Ohhh, this type of stuff was golden. Two intelletcuals and an experienced sellsword, engaging in conversation and battle planning. I could seriously watch an entire episode on just those three talking. It truly aches my heart to know what their characters are reduced to in the final seasons :(

    • @PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman
      @PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman 2 роки тому +103

      A "The Office" version of King's Landing would be funny af

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 2 роки тому +3

      Get over it.

    • @M01ER0
      @M01ER0 2 роки тому +50

      @@monotech20.14 I´ve been trying

    • @TheHed94
      @TheHed94 2 роки тому +21

      @@monotech20.14 Impossible, they just butchered the show

    • @JimmyDoresHairDye
      @JimmyDoresHairDye 2 роки тому +15

      Michael, Dwight and Kevin plan the defense of kings landing. Michael immeadately bails, Dwight comes up with a ridiculous and elaborate plan that fails the moment stannis lands and Kevin steals all the donuts and holes up in a remote part of the city.

  • @CripTikStorm
    @CripTikStorm 7 років тому +4375

    Varys's face when Bronn talked about the thieves

    • @hehehehe4204
      @hehehehe4204 7 років тому +388

      CripTik Storm Varys was a thief himself so his reaction seems appropriate

    • @dams6829
      @dams6829 7 років тому +236

      Tbh he always makes tho weird background faces which are funny.

    • @187Ares
      @187Ares 6 років тому +458

      CripTik Storm the face of someone who just lost a few spies probably

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 роки тому +326

      @@187Ares "oh, so that's why Ralph hasn't been reporting in recently"

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 2 роки тому +37

      How many of them would have been his birds?

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 5 років тому +1399

    "GODS! THE WRITING WAS STRONG THEN!"

    • @pedrodavid9079
      @pedrodavid9079 3 роки тому +69

      "THOSE WERE THE DAYS"

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 2 роки тому +48

      *THANK THE GODS FOR BETSY*

    • @kamikaze1352
      @kamikaze1352 2 роки тому +18

      It was so strong it caved in rhaegars breastplate

    • @NOL1FEK1NG
      @NOL1FEK1NG 2 роки тому +3

      I see what you did there LOLOLOLOL

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade 2 роки тому +23

      Go get the dialogue stretcher!

  • @AesirUnlimited
    @AesirUnlimited 2 роки тому +1018

    2:47 Gotta love how Varys was able to say “That book is worthless.” In such a polite way.

    • @Ferrindel
      @Ferrindel Рік тому +84

      Varys was the most polite a-hole ever.

    • @Calekoflight
      @Calekoflight 10 місяців тому +66

      No. He said it was boring. Some of the greatest minds are capable of recording information well and accurately but lack a poetic flare to keep even the most devoted reader interested.

    • @AesirUnlimited
      @AesirUnlimited 10 місяців тому

      @@Calekoflight Nope. Definitely wrong.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 10 місяців тому +7

      Not really he said,
      I've read it, ask me for the good bits.

    • @ethanharmer5151
      @ethanharmer5151 10 місяців тому +13

      Saying its a hard book to read doesn’t mean its useless

  • @luigioppedisano7957
    @luigioppedisano7957 7 років тому +697

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, the great sieges of Westeros."

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat Рік тому +39

      "The sieges of Westeros have always been celebrated for their excellence"

    • @goranvujnovic597
      @goranvujnovic597 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Mrkabrat lol

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 3 роки тому +4010

    I think any sort of "high council" needs an occams razor type person like Bronn. Someone to simplify and remind people not to overcomplicate things. He knew what the problems really were and would be.

    • @greyman6353
      @greyman6353 3 роки тому +250

      Every king who wishes to rule for a lengthy period should have at least one teller of truths

    • @jackyzimmerman
      @jackyzimmerman 3 роки тому +300

      Not just in feudal courts. Any corporate structure needs a straight talker who won’t spend thousands to figure out the obvious. The problem is that honesty and pragmatism don’t really push you up the food chain. If people like Bronn were allowed in board rooms, consultancy firms wouldn’t even exist 😂

    • @GG-bw3uz
      @GG-bw3uz 2 роки тому +18

      Underrated comment.

    • @seancakin1469
      @seancakin1469 2 роки тому +108

      @@jackyzimmerman I've said it once before and I'll say it again... corporations are essentially just modern day aristocracies. Within corporate structures, flattery and bullshitting are usually rewarded. Not actually good leaders. And the shareholders making decisions in boardrooms are only there because they were able to buy their way in. They are literally not required to have any knowledge/skills... just a shit ton of money. Sounds like a nobility class to me.
      No wonder why private industry is so inefficient at everything tbh... and no wonder the few companies that are actually democratically run (Worker Co-Ops) tend to have better chances at long term success and be more resistant to economic crises.

    • @rqneo5361
      @rqneo5361 2 роки тому +20

      I like how bronn is probably the cleverest person in the room with varus and tyrion

  • @StuartLloyd
    @StuartLloyd 2 роки тому +533

    I love how when Varys concedes that Bronn's tactics have a point, he starts cutting his hands again as if to say "I won", but then Varys names the archmaester and Tyrion is like "yeah, well I won that one. Maybe my wildfire plan is going to work."

  • @nikolai60
    @nikolai60 2 роки тому +465

    "Have you ever been in a city under siege?" Look at Varys' face, he's already internally conceded the point, he's just waiting for Bronn to finish his point as he's the one who knows best.

  • @Rekaert
    @Rekaert 2 роки тому +1924

    It's the small details that make the writing golden. Varys walking in and saying the name of the author correctly, only for Tyrion to give Bronn that "Fcking told you so!" glance.
    It's just easy, natural and economical storytelling.

    • @Proccito
      @Proccito 2 роки тому +98

      I love how when Varys enters, Tyrion is still trying to figure out of how the spelling correlated to Bronns pronounciation. You can see his lips moving as he reads the name over and over again and don't really care Varys is entering.

    • @seniorchief6136
      @seniorchief6136 2 роки тому +109

      It also implies that he was listening to their conversation before showing up. Classic Varys.

    • @sylver76
      @sylver76 2 роки тому +22

      It's kind of shame though. It would have been so much better if Bron was right.

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 2 роки тому +4

      @@sylver76 nah

    • @twisted_nether373
      @twisted_nether373 2 роки тому +7

      It's not a small detail if it's taking half the screen. People gesturing in the show doesn't equal to "golden writing", I'm sorry to state this, but you wouldn't know what that is.

  • @theunknown21329
    @theunknown21329 9 місяців тому +17

    I like how Varys says 3:29 "We don't have that many books" as if that's a valid strategy

  • @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae
    @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae Рік тому +110

    The small details of this show were so good, I loved that moment where Tyrion tried to pronounce the name of the author with Bronn “correcting” him then Varys coming in, saying it correctly, and Tyrion gesturing at Bronn. It all felt so real and natural like they’re actual people interacting, plus we’ve all been there

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC 7 років тому +2546

    I bet Tyrion felt at the time that it was the worst and most stressful time of his life.
    Being alone, with no previous military or siege or ruling experiences, and forced to figure out how to prepare a whole city and its defenses for an attack from a much higher force, commanded by a seasoned general. While all the inhabitants ungratefully and fully depended on him to save them from being in all likelihood sacked and raped and killed in masses. And all the while having to answer to a hateful sister and nephew. Who, along with their groveling followers and their Kingsguard, not only were oblivious and useless and incompetent, but were almost openly against him and could potentially at any moment find out about his secret lover and make him never know what was done with her, or use her in the worst ways against him.
    And yet...
    He was at the prime of his physical integrity, which he still had. At the sharpest, though perhaps not the wisest, of his witty political mind, which was still not weathered nor beaten by guilt and inner conflict and life. Empowered and trusted by a father who had never done so before. Missed by a brother who still loved him. Loved every night by a very "skillful" lover who was still totally devoted and loyal to him. Accompanied by the best and most reliable and most protective squire ever, as it would soon be proven, who he still had. Counselled and assisted by his most competent and arguably best friends in the world, who still fully had his back. And constantly having the upper hand on his haters, who still couldnt humiliate or destroy him.
    Oh my dear Tyrion, how could you have known that this was actually the best time of your life, and that it would all change so suddenly, and would unlikely ever come back...

    • @MrHatetheplayer
      @MrHatetheplayer 3 роки тому +53

      every dog has his day lol

    • @randysavage1011
      @randysavage1011 2 роки тому +118

      This is beautifully written

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC 2 роки тому +48

      @@randysavage1011 **bows head humbly**

    • @bigsmall246
      @bigsmall246 2 роки тому +78

      Because the book Tyrion ends at the capture by the slavers. Everything else after that was made up by the show writers who are good at adapting from the source material, but can't write their own material for shit. The lack of book material explains why the show went rapidly downhill from season 6 onwards.

    • @bobbyjones5377
      @bobbyjones5377 2 роки тому +28

      @@bigsmall246 Wrong, they know how the book series is planned to end. GRR Martin gave them all of his source matierial or enough that they knew the basic and 2ndary story points. They did what all transactional individuals do. They milked GOT for all it was worth then when they thought they had Star Wars lined up they dropped it like a burning sack of shit, they did this with Rome as well. The 2nd season while still good is at warp speed plays out just like the last 3 seasons of GOT.

  • @bubba7578
    @bubba7578 3 роки тому +473

    i love how there's a lot of sub text with high level players. But every scene with Bronn is STRAIGHT to the point

  • @504Diva
    @504Diva 3 роки тому +364

    For a few moments I am transported to another place and time. Very grateful for the excellent writing/acting.

    • @shyguy9102
      @shyguy9102 3 роки тому +6

      The interesting thing is that that place is not earth if you think about it, it might look like it but it's not our earth.

    • @marcusanark2541
      @marcusanark2541 2 роки тому

      I had the same feeling.

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 11 місяців тому

      @@shyguy9102Well it’s sort of like Middle Earth isn’t it? A fictional what-if take on some ancient past of our planet, where the layout of the continents was so very different.

  • @Mindcreat0r
    @Mindcreat0r 2 роки тому +198

    I love how they both silently agreed that however Varys pronounced the name was the correct way

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir Рік тому +3

      Uncle knows

    • @bindair_dundat
      @bindair_dundat 7 місяців тому +9

      Dude recognised the book from two open pages and remembered the author. Trust him. :)

    • @Cesare-Borgia
      @Cesare-Borgia 7 місяців тому +4

      @@bindair_dundat He didn't recognized the book from the open pages, he just heard them talked about it.

    • @bindair_dundat
      @bindair_dundat 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Cesare-Borgia They were talking about something else as Varys approached, then they again talked about the thieves, and then Varys looked at the open pages, said "aaah" and then mentioned the title and author. That looks EXACTLY like someone recognising something he just saw.

  • @simonkilday8698
    @simonkilday8698 3 роки тому +7953

    “Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves”
    “For questioning?”
    “Uh, no”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 роки тому +523

      Varys be like O_O

    • @ObsidianKnight217
      @ObsidianKnight217 3 роки тому +466

      Kinda wish Bronn and his lads visited my city lol

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 роки тому +150

      @@ObsidianKnight217 I'm guessing you're somewhere in Cali?

    • @ObsidianKnight217
      @ObsidianKnight217 3 роки тому +385

      @@magmat0585 No, but pretty much every city in latin america could use some help from Bronn lol

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 роки тому +109

      @@ObsidianKnight217 ah, gotcha. Spent some time in Managua almost a decade ago, the grandfather of the family whose place i stayed at had a machete set aside for any unwanted guests

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 7 років тому +575

    "You don't want me cleaning m' nails. You don't want me looking at you? Why am I here?"
    "See, this is why the children never visit!"

  • @divyanshgoel128
    @divyanshgoel128 2 роки тому +651

    Varys's face when he realises Bronn killed the thieves😂

    • @mahdiahmed4717
      @mahdiahmed4717 2 роки тому +20

      But .. then again now I don't question daemons action hmmm..

    • @simondezeeuw2042
      @simondezeeuw2042 2 роки тому +18

      Oh he knew already I’m sure. He just wanted Tyrion to know without telling him himself

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr Рік тому

      Bronn didnt kill the thieves, he just gave him other jobs

    • @masterplokoon8803
      @masterplokoon8803 Рік тому +18

      ​​@@mahdiahmed4717 Bronn did it when the city was about to be under siege and circunstances were dire, while Daemon did it in a time of peace and pulled a lot of random people from the streets (many of whom probably weren't guilty) and maimed them for fun.

    • @masterplokoon8803
      @masterplokoon8803 Рік тому +23

      Varys was probably pissed because he lost a good number of spies that day.

  • @pierrealex3680
    @pierrealex3680 2 роки тому +100

    I love the face Varys makes when he learns something he doesn't already know, like at 2:03

    • @Ground_98
      @Ground_98 Рік тому +13

      I think Varys primarily wanted to find out why the birds stopped singing.

  • @WiggleJimmy
    @WiggleJimmy 2 роки тому +51

    1:52 This line is even funnier if you read the books because it says that Varys actually started out as a common thief in Essos before making his way to the Red Keep.

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 Місяць тому

      Correct me if I’m wrong is that why he became a eunuch?

  • @Lievcocijo
    @Lievcocijo 7 років тому +1312

    love the unspoken dialogues going on in these scenes
    "we could throw books at them" --> you lords dont seem to have much of a clue about fighting
    "we dont have that many books" --> i might be a desktop noble but im not stupid
    "we dont have that many men either" ---> either way we are screwed

    • @Queue3612
      @Queue3612 3 роки тому +37

      i just thought he was being sarcastic when he said they didnt have enough books

    • @topsy915
      @topsy915 3 роки тому +16

      @@Queue3612 he was

    • @strangerrrrrrr
      @strangerrrrrrr 3 роки тому +2

      ?

    • @shadowgame0630
      @shadowgame0630 2 роки тому +3

      @@Queue3612 what do you think sarcasm is

    • @hydewhyte4364
      @hydewhyte4364 2 роки тому +11

      During a siege there isn't much that you won't throw at the enemy. 'cept food. Cobble stone streets get pulled up for ammo.

  • @LiezAllLiez
    @LiezAllLiez 3 роки тому +1772

    Bronn -"We could throw books at his men!"
    Varys -"We dont have that many books"
    Bronn -"We dont have that many men, either"
    This made me giggle.

    • @alilahmamssi78
      @alilahmamssi78 2 роки тому +37

      if i was varys i would have responded in a more sarcastic way like : "better ! we could throw men at their books" but then again, i would have not lived long in this universe for sure.

    • @angelofiron4366
      @angelofiron4366 2 роки тому +11

      I couldn't stop laughing 😂🤣

  • @NauticalCoffin2404
    @NauticalCoffin2404 2 роки тому +34

    2:06 Varys be like "glad this guy wasn't in charge when I was a kid"

  • @PandemicalShade
    @PandemicalShade 2 роки тому +149

    Plot twist: None of them know how to actually pronounce the maester‘s name.

    • @hydewhyte4364
      @hydewhyte4364 2 роки тому +30

      It's actually a great joke by the author to address how many people when reading books deal with unpronounceable names.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 роки тому +10

      @@hydewhyte4364 or that certain name have multiple different yet accurate spellings and pronunciations. For example Hercules is Heracles but also valid are Heracle, Hercle and some other names that don't start with H.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 10 місяців тому

      @@toomanyaccounts so I just looked it up
      Hercules is the roman spelling
      Heracles is the greek spelling
      moral of the story: romans are pantheon-stealing cunts

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 10 місяців тому

      ​@@toomanyaccounts That would be relevant if there was an equivalent Greece and Rome in Westeros.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 10 місяців тому

      its relevant in multiple societies due to how languages can change drastically in a hundred years. medieval Japanese is incomprehensible to modern Japanese@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD

  • @gwpeoples
    @gwpeoples 3 роки тому +92

    Bronn cuts to the point of anything so well that's why I love him.

  • @thisiztheewae
    @thisiztheewae 3 роки тому +80

    Boss: "You have to wear formal wear to work"
    Me: "We had a contract, but wearing formal wasn't part of it"

  • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
    @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 роки тому +46

    Bronn: “Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves.”
    Tyrion: “For questioning?”
    Bronn: “Ah, no.”
    Varys: (well shit, I just lost a few little birds…)

  • @skipringelli2423
    @skipringelli2423 2 роки тому +26

    I love how Bronn refers to the Goldcloaks as "the boys" and "the lads" lmfao

  • @userio_4211
    @userio_4211 7 років тому +140

    Everytime i hear Varys response i burst out laughing its so funny 😂

  • @MrCharlieSeo
    @MrCharlieSeo 3 роки тому +408

    Realistically, digging trenches, bringing seawater for boiling water and releasing all non combatants out of the city as much as possible should be priority. Less supply demands + delaying the siege means buying time for Tywin's relief force.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 роки тому

      the problem was the roads were blocked by the Tyrells who at that moment were allied with Renly then Stannis. hence why supplies were low. refugees were poring into the city since the countryside was ablaze. the seawater was polluted with sewage. As Olenna noted you could smell the shit from ten miles away

    • @Bornst3ll3r
      @Bornst3ll3r 2 роки тому +25

      And where do those non combatants go?

    • @23Revan84
      @23Revan84 2 роки тому +62

      @@Bornst3ll3r doesn’t matter you need to save the food.

    • @Bornst3ll3r
      @Bornst3ll3r 2 роки тому +1

      @@23Revan84 idiot you think they won’t fucking riot when they realise their king is sending them out into wastes to starve

    • @adamtownshend3719
      @adamtownshend3719 2 роки тому

      Yeah good luck trying to convince a city of a million people to give up the safety of a walled city during a siege. They'd probably rebel and kill you themselves.

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 2 роки тому +136

    Bronn always maintained this presence as a clever man who always has the simplest, practical answers to every problem. The final seasons could have certianly held my attention longer if some turn of events broke even his cool.

    • @logion567
      @logion567 2 роки тому +7

      I dunno I think his rant to Jamie after Drogon burned the supply train was rather pointed

    • @azursmile
      @azursmile Рік тому

      ​@@logion567personally think he should have been eaten by Drogon in that episode when he was trying to shoot the Scorpion again. Would have been an old school death shocker.

  • @XSacredX27
    @XSacredX27 Рік тому +8

    I never noticed Varys' expressions during the conversation, especially when Bron alludes to killing the thieves (2:00). Love it

  • @kiamaria331
    @kiamaria331 9 років тому +437

    Bronn and Tyrion. Secretly married.

    • @tau566
      @tau566 8 років тому +10

      Kia Maria shut up

    • @kiamaria331
      @kiamaria331 8 років тому +54

      K D
      Bite me.

    • @shakazulu2378
      @shakazulu2378 7 років тому +8

      can i 😘

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 9 місяців тому

      Bronn himself stated he would have married Tyrion if he wanted wits.

  • @VenomusScorpion
    @VenomusScorpion 2 роки тому +29

    The face Tyrion makes when he hears how the name is really pronounced is funny as hell

  • @valis-zj8bc
    @valis-zj8bc 5 років тому +98

    "I like to keep me hands clean." Ironic coming from a sell sword.

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 3 роки тому +16

      Actually, keeping your hands clean is standard army training: ua-cam.com/video/k4eMhddTPg4/v-deo.html
      Yes, now I get that although the video I linked you was from modern military standards, Bron has been shown time and time again to be much more knowledgeable than your average cutthroat. He could have known the value of good hygiene.

    • @mattzx003
      @mattzx003 3 роки тому +18

      @@SergeantExtreme
      I'll do your job for you.
      He meant Bronn's hands are not clean in the figurative sense because of the nature of his work.

    • @Pastrybfs
      @Pastrybfs 2 роки тому +2

      @@SergeantExtreme username checks out

  • @escapetherace1943
    @escapetherace1943 2 роки тому +34

    We could throw thieves at them!
    Bronn: "We don't have many thieves, either."

  • @suffhunter23
    @suffhunter23 2 роки тому +17

    1:28 this doesn't even look like acting, feels like a legit reaction and I love it

  • @theot.2869
    @theot.2869 8 років тому +571

    A shame Archmaester Ch'Vyalthan wasn't a better author.

  • @almishti
    @almishti Рік тому +19

    The rivalry over how to pronounce Shovelthin was pure gold.

    • @TJ-fe7rr
      @TJ-fe7rr Рік тому +4

      Archmaester ChV'yalthan.

    • @mikespearman1414
      @mikespearman1414 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@TJ-fe7rr Sounds like an ancient demon lord.

  • @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite
    @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite 2 роки тому +19

    2:56 That exchange between Tyrion and Bronn is priceless.

  • @jasonvazquez8652
    @jasonvazquez8652 2 роки тому +33

    You can tell that by the way Bronn describes it, he's no doubt lived through seige before in the past. My theory is that he was a kid during the war of the Ninepenny kings, and that he was lived in a city that was under seige and witnessed everything that he's describing happened with his own eyes.

    • @christophergirardi8145
      @christophergirardi8145 7 місяців тому +1

      Or a survivor at Duskendale?

    • @ericward8459
      @ericward8459 5 місяців тому

      Probably as a sellsword traveling around Essos. In some of the animated lore vids, he talks about having to fight Dothraki, Unsullied, and other sellswords.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 4 місяці тому +1

      Alternatively, he could have been a soldier in an army besieging a city and winning.

  • @bobbyzangla9499
    @bobbyzangla9499 6 років тому +47

    2:10 Varys.exe. Has stopped working

  • @someguitardude8462
    @someguitardude8462 2 роки тому +48

    "Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves"
    Bronn understood the point of the gold cloaks with scary precision. I mean, Daemon's original gold cloaks' first act was... Exactly that...

    • @muhammadeisa1459
      @muhammadeisa1459 2 роки тому +4

      He could have kept some alive for interrogation in case he needed them later.

    • @markushaahr9194
      @markushaahr9194 2 роки тому

      I know, ironic.

    • @aswinastro
      @aswinastro 2 роки тому

      Wait, so by rounded up, you mean he killed them all? I thought he merely arrested them. Also, the original goldcloaks as shown in House of the Dragon were, how do I put it shortly, BRUTAL. A hand cut off for robbing, another limb for treachery and your "nether parts" cut off for rape. I don;t think Bronn's goldcloaks would even do something close. You can rule by fear, but without respect and credibility, the minute the townsfolk find an alternative, they will rebel and throw you out with full force, severing all the goldcloaks limbs in the process and granting them ghastly deaths.

    • @juliandacosta6841
      @juliandacosta6841 2 роки тому

      @@muhammadeisa1459 or just interrogate them before killing them

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton Рік тому

      Holy crap, Daemon and his Gold Cloaks were cold as frick.

  • @CursedPR
    @CursedPR 2 роки тому +77

    You know, despite Geoffrey and Cersei being thsee, this was peak King Landing politics. Both Varys and Little Finger on "the same page", Tyrion as hand, Bronn as the gold cloacks commander and The Hound as the personal bosyguard. That was Kings Lansing at the peak of strength in a post Robert Baratheon world. Imagine if it was Tommen who was crowned instead of Geoffrey. A fairer king, treating Sansa fair, having not executed Ned, and treating Tyrion with love and respect, etc. Kings Landing would have been impossible to succesfully invade. And that is without Selmy and Jamie.

  • @Ground_98
    @Ground_98 9 місяців тому +7

    2:10 You can hear Varys saying inside: My birds!

    • @attiepollard7847
      @attiepollard7847 9 місяців тому

      He would not kill little kids

    • @Ground_98
      @Ground_98 9 місяців тому +1

      @@attiepollard7847 It's not just child spies working for Varys. See Jorah

    • @Morfe02
      @Morfe02 9 місяців тому

      ​@@attiepollard7847 Varys was a Thief even if he dont use thieves, he thinks about himself getting kill in the Young LMAOOOO
      also maybe he knows about some thieves he was in Kings Landing in the Aerys 2 reign, all Robert and now
      Is like 30 years maybe ?

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 10 місяців тому +4

    ''For questioning?''
    The way he asks that hahaha

  • @nwojunkie
    @nwojunkie 7 років тому +227

    Bronn: Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves.
    Tyrion: For Questioning?
    Bronn: No, hanging.

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 7 років тому +3

      They're probably in a soup by now

    • @codibick
      @codibick 6 років тому +8

      Bronn is such a jewel

    • @theuglykwan
      @theuglykwan 4 роки тому +3

      @@codibick I'd use him in a state of emergency.

  • @Balanar6236
    @Balanar6236 2 роки тому +41

    I love how Bronn always kept wearing this obviously too long vest, like some beggar, but still one of best swordsmen there existed.

    • @alexthorsman3186
      @alexthorsman3186 2 роки тому +26

      Not one of the best swordsmen. One of the best fighters. He didn't rely upon his sword. He fought dirty, and used whatever weapon gave him the best advantage. Sword, knife, crossbow...

  • @solarisveritatis1086
    @solarisveritatis1086 7 місяців тому +2

    The little pronunciation bet they played and Tyrion's face when Varys confirmed Tyrion was (closer to) right is so good

  • @edinscot56789
    @edinscot56789 5 років тому +145

    Bronn brings the sort of wisdom the books leave out

  • @kushagraagrawal7292
    @kushagraagrawal7292 Рік тому +3

    Lol varys’ face when bronn says “uhhh no”. Makes sense considering he used to be a thief in his younger days to survive

  • @justaguy0405
    @justaguy0405 11 місяців тому +4

    I defy you to find 4 minutes of dialogue anywhere with more storytelling, character development, and motivation. Brilliant.

  • @DolbyWanKenobi
    @DolbyWanKenobi 6 місяців тому +1

    I love that Varys subtly snitched on Bronn with his compliment of the “marked downturn in thievery.”
    Gods, the dialogue was unbelievably well crafted early on.

  • @steadyjumper3547
    @steadyjumper3547 2 роки тому +34

    I’ve rewatched this scene more times than I’ve watched all of season 8

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 2 роки тому +1

      Well yeah, I mean, this was back when the show was great.

  • @ethangallup565
    @ethangallup565 Рік тому +2

    The "what" "what" to me is such good acting, like genuine response whens someone annoys you lmao

  • @captainedward8425
    @captainedward8425 Рік тому +8

    1:33 How Bronn answers it wrong with such confidence🤣🤣

  • @TheJooberjones
    @TheJooberjones 6 років тому +39

    1:00 is hilarious 😂
    “What?”
    “What?”
    “What?

    • @asepheleleshabalala1352
      @asepheleleshabalala1352 3 роки тому +5

      The essential difference between 1-4/5-8
      Even stupid dialogue was funny, meaningful.

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 2 роки тому

      @@asepheleleshabalala1352 5 and especially 6 were still good. Dont lump them in with the trash that was 7-8

    • @TheJooberjones
      @TheJooberjones 2 роки тому

      Yea 6 feels like where it starts to really lose it.. recycled plot and lazy rushed dialogue. The whole thing is gradual decline after 1-2 really which are masterpieces, then just devolves into steaming poo by 7-8.

    • @Ferrettototo
      @Ferrettototo 2 роки тому

      @@el34glo59 the dialouge in ss 5 was worse than the previous ones if u noticed

  • @dominykaszakrys3373
    @dominykaszakrys3373 4 роки тому +72

    THe way Tyrion says "pig shit" with intention of humor while still looking as if he says it seriously cracks me up every time...

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 3 роки тому +26

      That's because "pig shit" was their nickname for Wildfire. When Tyrion says "pig shit" he was referencing Wildfire to Bron. That's why he says it seriously.

  • @CDNslicker09
    @CDNslicker09 Рік тому +2

    The conversation about the thieves is so funny to me. Just how Tyrion reacts to Bronn's "uh, no..."

  • @knutclau705
    @knutclau705 Рік тому +3

    I love the way Bronn sounds like Blackadders Baldrick... (same view of life, I presume...) 😅

  • @arnolde.293
    @arnolde.293 Рік тому +1

    The changes on Varys's face's expression while Bran is talking are just fantastic... womderful actor's play here!

  • @ShivamKumar-dt8ll
    @ShivamKumar-dt8ll 3 роки тому +12

    Ohh god after rewatching the whole series 7 times it was today i realized tyrion was referring to the wild fire pots when he said pigshit

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 Рік тому +2

    "Me and all the lads rounded up all the known thieves."
    "For questioning?"
    "Ah no..." LOL

  • @Vanillastump
    @Vanillastump 2 роки тому +8

    At the end
    Tyrion: "Pig shit."
    Varys: "..is that a reference? I just got here, what are you talking about?"

  • @B3RGMAN7
    @B3RGMAN7 6 місяців тому +1

    Favourite game of thrones scene . This, battle of the bastards charge, and tyrions trial speech . Gold.

  • @philc5499
    @philc5499 Рік тому +3

    Love how after Bronns rise in authority during this conversation, he goes back to cleaning his nails.

  • @elisaa9981
    @elisaa9981 Рік тому +2

    It's hard to choose a favorite character in this show, but Varys is definitely one of them. He has worked himself up from the streets to where he is now. He's still able to feel empathy and his overall lfe goal is to contribute to a better world. And he's very subtly funny.

  • @benjackson5411
    @benjackson5411 3 роки тому +68

    I really wish they published real copies of in-universe books like the one Tyrion read in the real world.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 3 роки тому +6

      Though being truly authentic you’d have a hard time reading any of them. Damaged pages, dirt or grime covering up text. T’would be exciting seeing the videos of people translating it though……early on till it became copy and pasted by others

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 3 роки тому +28

      @@TheKpa11 Real medieval books weren't like that. In fact, people who did own books treated them better than their own children. Books being "dirty" is just another Hollywood glamorization.

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 3 роки тому +12

      George RR Martin has released "Fire and Blood" and "The World Of Ice and Fire" which are written from the perspective of in-world authors trying to document history, they're both incredible reads I very much recommend picking them up if you haven't already. Fire and Blood is an awesome biographical work following the lives of Targaryen kings from Aegon's Conquest to Aegon III's ascension/end of his regency, whereas TWOIAF is more encyclopaedic in nature and covers literally the entire known history of the world, or rather the fragmentary myths that make up said history.

    • @benjackson5411
      @benjackson5411 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheKpa11 I was more referring to the books are about than the actual texture of the books.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 роки тому +2

      @@SergeantExtreme How is representing medieval books as dirty in any way, shape or form "glamorous"? Also, yes, books _would_ be overall dirtier in an age where cleanliness was difficult to maintain compared to nowadays.

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 Рік тому +3

    I like how Tyrion is completely stumped until Varys walked in. It was like Varys had a "+100 to instant ideas".

  • @BlackfyreHD
    @BlackfyreHD 2 роки тому +20

    “Ah, the great sieges of Westeros, thrilling subject. Shame D&D weren’t better writers”

  • @Bumling
    @Bumling 2 роки тому +6

    With all his intellect, he would rarely never get one over on Bronn. So entertaining, this duo.

  • @veritaspk
    @veritaspk Рік тому +9

    Tyrion's tone of voice when he says "For questioning?" always makes me laugh

  • @rufuspipemos
    @rufuspipemos 2 роки тому +8

    The look on Vary's face at 2:10.😆

  • @noncrediblecase341
    @noncrediblecase341 Рік тому +16

    "Tactics win battles, logistics win wars."
    Bronn understood that in a siege, basic supplies like food and water are far more important than strategies cooked up in battles from centuries ago.

  • @jaymalgola3709
    @jaymalgola3709 5 років тому +10

    Tyrion Reading the book cover is the best part

  • @BoundInChains
    @BoundInChains 11 місяців тому +1

    Bronn's finger tapping is pure asmr in my ears. 😂

  • @9287aaron
    @9287aaron 2 роки тому +4

    I love the small hand gesture Tyrion makes to Bronn when they didn't learn the pronunciation of the author's name

  • @MikeDindu
    @MikeDindu Рік тому +2

    I think we all deep down want to be like Bronn; getting that bird's eye view and just seeing the world for what it is, no romanticism.

  • @TheMisterGuy
    @TheMisterGuy Рік тому +4

    How would Bronn's brilliant insights not be in any of those books? The whole concept of a siege is that it's a starvation fight. You surround the city so they can't get supplies, then you keep your own supply lines running until they run out of reserves.

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort 3 місяці тому

      Shivielthin was a dismal writer, that’s how

  • @ChammiKim
    @ChammiKim Рік тому +1

    Conleth Hill's facial expressions in the background were one of my favorite parts of the show. 😭

  • @oldbaldfatman2766
    @oldbaldfatman2766 6 років тому +9

    Sept. 6, 2018----First time I heard of this series was some time earlier this year when my aunt commented on how she watches every episode. My response was: yawn. But then I watched one, quickly followed by others. Which means I want to buy the tv series AND all the books just so I can compare the two. Thanks for the video clip.

  • @nitishhegde
    @nitishhegde Рік тому +2

    After seeing HoTD what daemon does to the criminals first as the commander of the city watch this is such a cool parallel

  • @saptarshidas8100
    @saptarshidas8100 3 роки тому +47

    3:02 George RR Martin knows GOT. He knows which storyline is the strongest, he knows which Season is the weakest. Season 8. Could destroy the fanbase in minutes and it's only 6 episodes long

  • @damocles8417
    @damocles8417 7 місяців тому +2

    I’m sorry but this is the best scene in the history of HBO.

    • @melissah9125
      @melissah9125 7 місяців тому

      It’s up there, for sure

  • @gwyn111
    @gwyn111 11 місяців тому +3

    1:58 - Bukele's policy in El Salvador!

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 2 роки тому +2

    Love those small moments when Bronn reveals himself to be smarter than you expect, even if he screwed up the pronunciation

  • @tacoma9516
    @tacoma9516 3 роки тому +5

    What..?
    What?
    Why you staring at me?
    Lol that part had me 💀

  • @digitalradiohacker
    @digitalradiohacker Рік тому +1

    A man has been up since 0600, so watching these clips till 0030 isn't helping him get up in the morning.
    A man is calling it a night.

  • @itilosi9929
    @itilosi9929 7 років тому +13

    for questioning?
    uh no
    lololololol lmao

  • @razadaza9651
    @razadaza9651 Рік тому +1

    The best pair of friends in series, loved their banter in the books

  • @DimitrisKalandranisArt
    @DimitrisKalandranisArt 2 роки тому +4

    Brilliant acting...pure gold

  • @Alpha1918
    @Alpha1918 Рік тому +1

    This scene reminds me of high schoolers cramming the night before a test. “Planning the defense of the city, Stannis will be here any day now”

  • @dianapopa2579
    @dianapopa2579 2 роки тому +3

    Brilliant acting, all three off them, in all their scenes, their characters are masterpiece. But here they are very funny, too. :D Absolute joy to watch them. Tyrion is my favourite.

  • @madelinegarber7860
    @madelinegarber7860 Рік тому +1

    When Brawn was low key the smartest and most practical person in that room bringing all the others back down to earth.

  • @andrewhenderson9616
    @andrewhenderson9616 2 роки тому +3

    i love the irony of bronn saying he likes to keep his hands clean, when his profession as a sellsword requires him to "get his hands dirty" often.