I made two of these in three months... What world have I traveled to? I actually had a lot of fun with this source. Probably because I've played this game 400 times.
Perverted Brutes violently just ripping all his clothes off down onto the floor desperately screaming *TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF* 🎵Sexual Chocolate🎵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Welp. I just made captions for this video and I'm tired as heckeroni. You should totally rewatch the video with them. Like right now. Edit: I'm not too sure what it's takes to get captions approved, but I'll just be waiting here. Edit2: Man I must have been tired. I have literally no idea where I got "heckeroni" from.
"You know how expensive this gear is?" Chief: "Tell that to the Covenant" *later at Cairo station armoury during the Covenant invasion* That same soldier from the intro yelling at the Covenant before they kill him: "YoU kNoW HoW EXpenSiVE-"
At first glance it may seem strange, but this actually is quite educational. It talks about the cost of fried ass and it's impact on the economy. It also informs the viewer of sexual tendencies of Tartarus when it comes to prisoners such as the Arbiter and Miranda Keyes. Arbiter also attempts to engage in this with Johnson but fails. It also talks about various historical events such as The Cunt Rebellion, the Grunt Rebellion, the Grunter's Rebellion, and The Taming of the Cunt. It also warns about ONI being the future space Illuminati. Truly a magnificently crafted educational video.
The best parts are with truth and mercy talking to arbiter, the fried ass with sargeant Guns and Johnson saying ‘what the hell did you just say’ to Tartarus
Quartermaster: "You know how expensive fried a$$ is, son." "None." Master Chief: *warped face* "Tell that to the Covenant." Quartermaster: *talking to Covenant* "You know how expensive- Agh!" My personal favorite part in this Halo YTP XD
I love your return to YTP so much, I took this poop and dressed it in women's clothes, took it to my room and sprayed just a little perfume on it...some candles, a little wine......gonna spend some quality time with it tonight, hyuss suh
2:50 the council wanted arbiter’s corpse consumed😂😂😂!!! 1:44 there can be greater heresy best line of this video😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!! 1:49 somebody please tell me what that song’s called!!!?
![[YTP] Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/j9-W2a7XLzY/mqdefault.jpg)
"Tell that to the covenant."
"Do you know how expensive-AAAGGH!!"
3 years later and NOW I understand that whole bit.
@@Flamerate1 I dont get it
@@DaGalaxyBoy He is indeed, attempting to tell the covenant how expensive that is.
@@Flamerate1 now I get it
"The Elites are blind!"
-Yes.
_But I... will make you see._
I believe I can fly *ENDS HIS LIFE*
5:25-5:30 *DEAD* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Were you blinded?"
"Yes"
@@alexanderross8462”Dumbfuck!”
“Nooo!”
"I, Tar-Tar suus, chieftain of the brutes will SeS."
When the prophets learn of this, **unintelligible**
"When they learn?"
*Childish laughter before murdering the Arbiter*
Cortana: What...is that?
Horror with eyes: ...hi...
"I am high. (Screaming)"
@@handsomekeyes5419"your profits are making a big steak"
the prophets are making a big steak
It better be Thorn Beast. And it better be RARE.
Cortana-"What is that!?"
Gravemind-"hi"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Regret: I am high. No AAAAAAA. AAAA.
Chief: Your Prophets are making a big steak
"How much time was left?"
"No"
*Boom*
4:30/4:31 Robin Atkin Downes
"Your prophets are making a big steak." I fucking lost it. 10/10
5:36 the cutest gravemind you will EVER see!!!! :...)
Give master chief a quickie open up
Gladly.
@@kaspersaldell master cheif?
Yes, sir! :)
This is the funniest Halo ytp i've ever seen. Oh lord, my sides XD
Lol
Hood: Master Cheif. mind telling me what tour doing on that ship? Cheif: Sir. Fishing. 😂😂😂
You know how expensive fries is, son?
Perverted Brutes violently just ripping all his clothes off down onto the floor desperately screaming *TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF* 🎵Sexual Chocolate🎵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mr chief was fishing on that ship!
3:57-3:59 That's not funny 😭😭😭😭
Tarturussur urarturusurtus uaurutariususTarturususussus stop
“Your prophets are making a big steak.”
“Steeaak...”
I will show it to you.
**Gross mouth noises**
@@rufousthefox9766 **GROSS MOUTH NOISES**
"I f**king love steak."
"This is the true face of heresy: one who is high".
👏😅
Heretic Leader: *speaking so fast*
1:50 makes this the best ytp video ever
Arbiter: That, is the O H K R A H
Tartarsauce: So it is.
omfg nice arby n the chief reference soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi sois sois
"Halo YTP" ! More like, Halo Abridged
RIP R. Lee Ermey (sgt hartman) 1944-2018
The Prophets are making a big steak
SSSSTEEEEEAAAAAAK
This is the best Halo poop I've seen in a long time! Awesome job dude! I laughed a whole bunch when I watched this.
1337/10 would watch again.
halo and the non complaint chief is better
2:50
4:36 "What side was that, private pyle?!"
Sir! Right side sir!
"Were you blinded?
Yes
Dumbstruck?
NO"
It is actually "Dumfuk". Not trying to annoy you but I thought it would be funnier to you if you knew what he actually said.
Arbiter: I will continue my campaign against the humans.
Prophet: No.
Arbiter: Yes.
Prophet No
Arbiter: I will---
Prophet NOOO
IT'S SEXUAL BABY OHHHHH
HeReSeY!!!
Welp. I just made captions for this video and I'm tired as heckeroni.
You should totally rewatch the video with them. Like right now.
Edit: I'm not too sure what it's takes to get captions approved, but I'll just be waiting here.
Edit2: Man I must have been tired. I have literally no idea where I got "heckeroni" from.
Awesome
When Lord Hood asked him what he was doing on that ship, I expected something really funny, but I wasn't ready for "Fishing", lmao.
Ok Smiley Face :-)
Shadowkoi Dragon Master2791 SwoswoswO
Soisoisoi
"You know how expensive this gear is?"
Chief: "Tell that to the Covenant"
*later at Cairo station armoury during the Covenant invasion*
That same soldier from the intro yelling at the Covenant before they kill him: "YoU kNoW HoW EXpenSiVE-"
5:23 - 5:31
I can’t breathe lmfao 🤣
3:42 is how I always pictured arbiter looking like in real life
Oh man this was to damn funny I'm not even a halo fan and I loved it. Hope you keep making ytp's man
Category: Education
At first glance it may seem strange, but this actually is quite educational. It talks about the cost of fried ass and it's impact on the economy. It also informs the viewer of sexual tendencies of Tartarus when it comes to prisoners such as the Arbiter and Miranda Keyes. Arbiter also attempts to engage in this with Johnson but fails. It also talks about various historical events such as The Cunt Rebellion, the Grunt Rebellion, the Grunter's Rebellion, and The Taming of the Cunt. It also warns about ONI being the future space Illuminati. Truly a magnificently crafted educational video.
2:54 did Truth just say “quite sus”? This was made in 2015, did this guy predict Among Us memes?
omg yes another ytp ! AND YES MY FAV GAMES SERIES
6:36 Onward is extremely Satisfying
Years later and this video is probably why my brother and I are actually friends thank you
"I have special eyes." I didn't notice that the first time
that ending almost had me, then, relief
1:32 shit Is just so damn funny on so many levels
4:06 that face and caption lmao
I can't believe it took me 4 years to see this masterpiece
Immidiately died in the "Neigh" part XDD
4:31 Give it Up for Robin Atkin Downes
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
Tartarus laughing like a small child is not fucking right... 5:30
Mr Wetty Fap but tartar sauce is
The RKO is the best part of this video
0:48 Arby 'n' the Chief reference?
soisoisoisoisoisoi
Obliviously
06:28 lol the brute.
Best sit i have seen in a long time
The best parts are with truth and mercy talking to arbiter, the fried ass with sargeant Guns and Johnson saying ‘what the hell did you just say’ to Tartarus
THIS IS GLORIOUS ON SO MANY LEVELS
Damn, this is pretty good.
Halo and the non complaint chief is better
ONI is the illuminati XD
I knew it! That's why glassed planets have bad records!
Pretty much
This is actually amazing
6:09 interspecies relationships are so wholesome
"cum human" - tartarus
1:29 he looks like that guy From Generation Tech lololololo
Glad to see Arby’s blindness was cured
That wrestling scene had me rolling.
You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
John: Sir
-Finishing this fight.-
Fishing.
Editing at it's finest.
I literally troed not laughing and failed like 15 times
1:40, Cortana with fucking nipples 😂😂😂
At least he's still alive....
I, TarTar Sause, Chieftain of the Brutes will ses.
I would say the funniest part, but...I can't stop laughing.
Batman: *WHERE'S DA TRIGGER WHERE IS IT YOU'D NEVER GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY CITIZEN WHERE'S DA TRIGGER WHERE*
0:13 Sauas
“Grunts don’t have rhythm”
Quartermaster: "You know how expensive fried a$$ is, son." "None."
Master Chief: *warped face* "Tell that to the Covenant."
Quartermaster: *talking to Covenant* "You know how expensive- Agh!"
My personal favorite part in this Halo YTP XD
0:19 You already have me rolling!
quite sus
Why am I just finding this now lmao
Cheif has gone "Fishing!"
2:49
2:37 It was at this moment that Nathan knew: HE FUCKED UP.
Plot Twist: The fish violently squirms away from Chief, leading to 2 sequels. :v
You did good.
I love your return to YTP so much, I took this poop and dressed it in women's clothes, took it to my room and sprayed just a little perfume on it...some candles, a little wine......gonna spend some quality time with it tonight, hyuss suh
That jerma voice clip tho. XD
Batman: *WHERE IS IT*
It's funny cause that's how I killed regret.
1:00 Grunts don’t have rhythm
Your making me fall asleep.What?
It burns!
A Chibi Gravemind!
2:50 the council wanted arbiter’s corpse consumed😂😂😂!!! 1:44 there can be greater heresy best line of this video😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!! 1:49 somebody please tell me what that song’s called!!!?
Watching these until halo infinite comes out.
Sir..... Fishing
Your prophets are making a big steak.
"HERESY."
Please turn on captions. You will not be dissapointed.
who else caught the Vass from far cry 3 scream
Batman: *WHERE IS IT*
2 things: 1st is rip Mr.jingles 2nd is "take your damn clothes off"
i have played this game 500 times
HALO ITS DIVINE WIND WILL RUSH THROUGH OUR ASS PREPARING ALL FOR ANNIHILATION
GODDAMMIT YOU MADE THE GRAVEMIND CUTE!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:05 funny af
What was that clip with the ODST and the jackal? I don't remember seeing that
*Grunts don't have rhythm
"bros b4 hos"
5:58 “KILL ME” xD
How much time was left?
NO
my roflcopter goes brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb
Ah yes the coveted Spartan 1111117
Why is this categorized as Educational ??!!