Youtube Poop: Birth by Slip
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- Опубліковано 19 гру 2016
- Alternate Titles include:
Everybody Hates Ventus
Terra is Sexually Repressed
Has the Darkness Darkened you Darka?
The Mark of Satan Exams
Josh Groban is also Xehanort
Ventus goes to Rule 34
Aqua is actually the Villian
"You performed Terra-bly."
*distraught face*
Good one 😂😂
I laughed so hard at that part
What happened?
What happened?
Oh man I am kinda dissapointed they didnt use that pun in the actual game. That was hilarious
*DERP*
legendary video
Hey there
Hello there!
Hi there!
Great, just a pancake is probably in here too somewhere 😂
I see your inspiration in your bbs video
Eraqus:"has the darkness darkened you darka"
ironically, the sun (fucking light) is what does that
I thought he said dora at first
There's just something about Braig constantly showing up and screaming and then disappearing like two seconds later that's too magical to put into words
it's...Braigical
You mean luxu
Oh, snap! I love him so much tbh
No, stop, bad luxu
*Okay,*
Ibelieveyou
I love that even though it's a ytp, the plot is not only in tact, but somehow more understandable than it was originally
You just have to bear in mind the golden rule of kingdom hearts
If it didnt happen at the start or end, its pretty much irrelevant
@@alexlee4154 that is so accurate
Miles Holiman yeah the plot is that terra wants to fuck aqua . Xehanort wants boy toys . And aqua is a bitch to ven who just wants some damn McDonald’s
That was exactly what I was about to comment. It somehow makes a story more coherent than the actual game.
Eraqus: "Aqua, you killed Terra!"
Xehanort: "Damn it..."
[Terra inexplicably resurrects]
Terra: "What happened?"
Eraqus: "You performed Terra-bly."
Pure... Gold...
All Ventus wanted was a Kid's Meal
The Slayer Kid why are u here
Maybe that's all he needs to finally wake up
The Slayer Kid 420 likes...should I like or not...?
Why are you here
@@HollyBelle14 the aroma of them fries are like smelling salts for the young child.
"Is there some reason you're interested in the Outside Worlds?"
"Yeah. I want to kill my friend :)"
Even as a kid, Riku was a problem X'D
*ALRIGHT*
Damn 🤣
0:30 i die when ventus broke the window xDDD
Albert Vargas I was crying and laughing at that scene. I kept rewinding that part. I'm so weak 💀💀
Albert Vargas yeah, my fav part with the one afterwards ;b
Ikr
Albert Vargas terra: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Same xDDD
"Well, what matters is that you must exist no more!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Perfect
Normal Xehanort: No, we're not in C G I
Switches over to CGI
CGI Xehanort: There
I cracked up pretty damn hard.
Terra: This movie sucks.
*we’re not in cgi
He never said no lol.
"Your body submits. Your heart succumbs. So why does your DICK resist?!"
I'm crying oh my god this is brilliant
Rain Chicken lol
😂😂😂
Because Terra just want to fuck Aqua
"This movie sucks."
"Not for me, it won't."
*YOOOOU RAAAAISE ME UUUUUUUUUP*
We are not in CGI
That was a really epic battle scene, and the music just made it better. It was sung by Utada Hikaru, right?
The moon from majora mask shows up
@@wings8956 Josh Groban. Check the captions.
"So what's your name?"
*Ear breaking sounds*
"You can talk."
I swear to God that killed me!
Lady Tremaine...
*I BETTER PAY HER A VISIT!*
GlaciusZero except not really lol
Terra: this movie sucks
Xehanort: not for me
I stubbed my toe and hurts you *KNOW!*
An iconic line
"You'll never sway e from the one cause that pushes me to keep on fighting... I. Want. Aqua."
Basically Terra's entire plot line in a nutshell, lets be real.
"I will fuck you!"
...
"...Up!"
IS OVER 9000
then, they have roxas
"We're not in CGI... There!"
This is so good.
Nadia K That part had me dying too
"You performed Terra-bly" haha. This is amazingly funny. Lots of hilarious quotes. Now I really want to make one on BBS too.
Gilbertify Even the poops can't resist against the PUNs
Though it's still a little Aqua-rd, don't you agree? Terrably Aquard!
TyloThorn He made us Vent crazy. (lol grammar nazi here I are)
TyloThorn Haha.
"Eh, huh, huh, huh...
I- Eh
keep- huh
forgetting don't- HUH"
Majora's Mask Moon: *Appears*
Xehanort: "NONONONONONO!"
[KH3 SPOILER WARNING]
after KH3's ending, that "i love being a good guy" joke just got way funnier.
Yeah that random joke aged incredibly well
OMG!!!!
And after the KHUX ending....whoooooooo-boy......
Well, in the end is not that good...
And now it's howling laughter.
"terrraaaaaaaaa-" "WHAT" *roll credits*
Xeylah XD I DIED
1:16 oh ok :(
*CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT VANITAS'S LAUGH FOR A SECOND*
Tenshi Foxx yes we can
Yea XD
"Lady Tremaine...
... *I better pay her a visit*."
un italiano in questi commenti, evviva
Bigenemy 000 oh ma allora esistiamo
K-Vanitas È il tempo di rivolta contro l'america XD
5:30
Xehanort: "We're not in CGI"
Xehanort: *Fixes*
Xehanort: "There"
2:26
Terra: I'm Terra, what's your name?
Ven: 𒇫𒁎𒁂𒈔𒈞𒈔𒈓𒅃𒆜𒈔𖠂
Terra-Goku: "D....Did you miss?"
Xehanort-Freeza: "How could I miss?!"
Terra-Goku: "I dunno. How did ya?"
bubbletea Ahh, so that's what that was from :P
Fighter_Builder t4s
Just as I read this comment that part of the video came up lmao
The bit with window, the thumbnail, and Vanitas breaking the wooden Keyblade are my favorites
YOU FREAK
WHAT DID YOU DO?
@@cgkase6210 i`i
CGKase Broke the stick.
*Vantias Breaks Wooden Keyblade*
*Aqua Looks Sorrowed; Losing Hope*
Vantias: Oh, I'm Sorry (Fixs It Back Up)
Aqua:Your So Sweet!
Vantias:(Breaks Again)
Aqua:You FREAK!
(Vantias Laughs Then Summons His Keyblade)
Commenting quotes is great and all, but this is a little over the top =L
Vantias lol
Why didn't he do this.
DIO
Apparently, in this video, I did.
"Ven Lets Go To *Mcdonalds*"
"*REALLY?! :0*"
"*No.*"
*Aqua Smiles*
"Your Awful Aqua :("
GengarChatting *Evil laugh*
Roxas: thats the stoop kid!
Xehanort: you must know about my boy, the one in the mask.
Anyone else thinking about an hour long version of Eraqus saying stuff about fear, obession, power and darkness?
Yep
Aqua:"Terra, you can have me."
Terranort: "Ooooh boy. GET OUT OF MY FORKING HEART!!!".
I'll give you a like for avoiding the UA-cam comment filters so creatively
@@northernheel2829 Thank you good sir.
Whoever put the captions on the video did a great job and made me laugh a couple times while I reviewed it. It didn't have a name on there, so I can't properly give the credit, but nice job whoever took the time to sub this vid.
you're welcome! i had a fun time making the subtitles for this video, especially catching jokes which i didn't understand before writing them because i'm kinda dumb but whatever.
i'm glad what i put on there was funny; i like having subtitles on in videos and i noticed that no one wrote them before i did, so i took up the responsibility of doing it
keep up the good work, my man
I understand all of Kingdom Hearts lore now. Thanks rrhuntington.
One of the funniest lines
Ventus: TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA
Terra: WHAT?
Captions can't spell Terra but spells Xehanort perfectly
🤔
Did you mean xenort?
Riku: “Yeah. I wanna kill my friends.”
Silence
*Terra hands him the keyblade*
Terra: “Alright!”
Strip for meeee, Terra.
Kenvak Snow aghk
Right this wrong that I have WROOOOUUUGHHT
"Im fighting the darkness..."
That is absolutely terrible but very, very weirdly accurate
"I'm Aqua"
"I'm Mickey!"
"m Aqua"
"IMickey!"
"I'm Terra"
"I'm Sora"
"I'm Darkness"
"I'm despacito"
@@sprongtrop5691 and I’m Kanye West
"I'm xehanort"
My favourite line is "both of you will fucking fail!" I crack up every time
And so the prophecy Came true, For both of them definitely fucking failed
*6:27** when you find out Xigbar is actually Luxu*
"We are so obsessed with Aqua's tities"
Holy shit, it killed me XD
Same
*you
He said you, not we.
This YTPS Terra when Aqua: ambouttablowambouttakuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuhuuuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuum
Three things that make me lose it everytime, The Lady Tremaine's "visit", when Ventus goes back to the Land of Departure and Eraqus' voice slowly fades in and you realize he is STILL DOING THE FEAR-DARKNESS-OBSESSION talk, and the moon near the end instead of Kingdom Hearts and Xehanort just "nopenopenopenopenope" as he sends it back is top teir hilarious omfg 💙💙💙
1:34
4:28
6:20
Aqua you killed terra
DAMNIT
WHAT HAPPENED!?
You preformed TERRAbly
lmao there needs to be more kingdom hearts ytp like this
true
@Reaper Slasher i checked out your videos. they're not very good, and they aren't even close to this video's quality. "Allow me" to do what? embarrass yourself? Don't try to promote yourself yet. you're still inexperienced. Make me look like an idiot and get really good at it!
@Reaper Slasher i expected a mature response from a youtuber growing and becoming better. instead i got a child with their fork jammed in a plug socket.
@Reaper Slasher yeah well they should at least make me laugh.
@Reaper Slasher i'm not saying you suck, i'm saying you're still improving. however, your response was immature, and i called you out on it. you do you. your subscriber count makes you happy, and thats good. just don't forget to tell actual jokes.
"Get out of my f•cking heart!!"
XDDD
Oh my God you could grind meat on it!
Ventus's heart: Would you mind if I stay-
Sora: No.
Ventus's heart: *leaves*
Sora: *reaches after it*
this ytp got me damn good xD
It's supposed to be sora minds
If he didn't mind he wouldn't have peft
Fatitious yea I’m well aware thanks.
The best part is the captions saying "(There he goes...)"
0:51 - 1:13 Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell
That was the best YTP I've seen in a long time. Great sentence mixing.
5:47
The moment Xehanort raises his hand to “you raise me up” and then Terra hits the ledge on the beat I can’t🤣🤣🤣
It is a really good timing too
Xehanort in his mind: Yes...finally...KINGDOM HEARTS-
*le Majora's Mask moon*
Xehanort:
Xehanort: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE-
And then Ventus was sealed away in a McDonald's playground
_”Aqua, you killed Terra.”_
*Damnit...*
“You’ll never sway me from the one cause that pushes me to keep on fighting: I. Want. Aqua.”
Has the Darkness darkeen you,Darkerra?
I dunno.
No! Ven discovered Rule 34.
His poor innocent mind! *D8*
I think this line 7:49 can be repeated as much as "Get on the hydra's back !"
I mean, Xehanort chose a sexually repressed dude as a vessel.
1:20 This part is also divine.
"I WANT AQUA !"
Best line ever.
Ventus: **TERRAAAAAAAAAA!!**
Terra: _distant_ *WHAT!?*
Ventus: oh..ok
So, Listen Child You Will Shit Yourself
*Grandma Smiles*
*Kairi Smiles*
😂😂😂
I fucking died
"Has the darkness darkened you, Darra?"
That's quite accurate
I replayed Birth by Sleep recently, and kept quoting this video mentally.
like 20 seconds in and i'm already laughing my ass off
the crying baby sound effect used on ventus had me literally in tears XD such a simple edit, but it was perfectly done
ech
ugh
ich
ugh
I
ugh
keep
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forgetting don't
*ECH*
Sam Wooten i read this while watching the part. I freaking died omllll
1:15 Ven:TERRAAAAAAAA
Terra: WHAT
Terra: *WHAT?!*
KH3: Aqua finally gets Ventus out of the Mcdonalds Play Place
Please make more, I'm still hysterically laughing about this lol. I wish all YTP were this good, I'd actually watch them haha.
7:19 was the best fucking moment
I can't help but scream every time when Aqua walks up and Terra's like "I definitely don't need it." It just kills me!
1:15"Terra!!-""WHAT?!"= DEAD😂😂
The Man in the Mirror part killed me XD
This is actually some top quality shitpost.
Riku: I wanna kill my friends.
*Disturbing face*
Terra: ALRIGHT!
3:46
I can ABSOLUTELY see Vanitas doing this in canon.
Terra: Why are you so interested in other worlds?
Young Riku: I want to kill my friends
hahaha
KH3 is out and this magical video is relevant again
0:30 I laughed way too fucking hard.
Now the Stoop Kid joke makes me laugh this hard. WHY
AND FUCKING 4:11 YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS
Sharmin8r i'm weak 💀💀
Terra: What did you DO?!
I'm finally at the part of UA-cam I was looking for.
Yup 😂
Yep😂😂😂
0:34
Terra: What did you do?
Ven: *Cries in 'im baby"*
-Ventus lets go to mcdonald!
-Really??
-No
-youre awful Aqua
😂😂😂😂
"This neither a competition, nor a competition
This is not a test, but a test
Both of you will fucking fail"
Legendary lines
3:49 "You're so swee-"
*breaks wood keyblade*
*"YOU FREAK"*
Ventus: "TERRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Terra: "What!?"
Ventus: "oh, ok..."
Lost it there.
Even Ventus is afraid of AkuRoku
4:14 kh3 fans in a nutshell
The darkness has darkened me along with darka
I'm Black
He's black, y'all.
I though you were american
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Congratulations
😂 I read that 2 seconds before it got onto the scene
Ven: Teraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Terra: What?
Ven: oh ok
7:46 To be fair, I think just about everyone would stab themselves with a keyblade if Aqua told them that
nah
i’m all for xion
6:20 : " *frowns* ........ *NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE* " ha ha ha I don't blame him ONE bit... XD
Terra: What did you do!?
Ventus: ·n· ... ¡n¡
Terra: *Loses self to darkness*
Ven:Let me go with u aqua
Aqua: No ven do as i say and go home
Ven: u cuuunt
6:25 Xehanort realized he screwed up
Alternate alternate titles also also include:
Sora's Hairstyle is Unoriginal
The Shadow Patrol Finds Jesus
The Ultimate Cliff....Hanger
Pokemon Xenoverse 3
#HeartlessLivesMatter2017
2017: A Face Oddity
One of the nicer YTP's of this series I've seen. The sentence mixing is really on point. Good job.
I already lost it when Ventus broke the goddamn window. 😂
4:49 "I dunno." Sora: *tear drops*
"I'm black."
-Zack
Zack Fair? More like Zack Black!
*Vanitas breaks wooden keyblade*
Aqua: *Le gasp*
Vanitas: Oh I'm sorry. *Magic*
Aqua: You're so sw-
*Vantias breaks it again*
Fat Aqua: yOu FrEaK!
Medic Vanitas: *LaUgHs*
Best KHYTP so far!
4:05 We meet again, BBBOOOIIIII