YTP: Spiderman - Peter the Park ranger

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024

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  • @spentlizard353
    @spentlizard353 8 років тому +4115

    "You're late." "A wizard is never late."

  • @tricky1506
    @tricky1506 8 років тому +509

    "You're getting on my nerves."
    "Give me another chance."
    "Last chance. GGOOOO!"
    LMAO

    • @DJfireant789plus
      @DJfireant789plus 8 років тому +8

      +FreeKickerz_Portland GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mmeowzee
      @mmeowzee 8 років тому +2

      GOOOOO 😲🙀👏👉

    • @DJfireant789plus
      @DJfireant789plus 8 років тому +2

      Marita Heinmann GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!------------------>>>

    • @LeoNScoTTKeNNeDy456
      @LeoNScoTTKeNNeDy456 8 років тому +1

      +FreeKickerz_Portland gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @DJfireant789plus
      @DJfireant789plus 8 років тому

      ***** LAST CHANCE! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSDWEFOUADSUIFUIFHWEIUFIEWHFIEHFIEWHFWIERFHOWIERF----------------------------------------------------___________-------------->

  • @kingpinpasta2934
    @kingpinpasta2934 7 років тому +6246

    All spider man YTPs center around one thing
    Pizza Time

    • @zibsidian5215
      @zibsidian5215 7 років тому +201

      Wrong, They all center around "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @Parz1val465
      @Parz1val465 7 років тому

      KingpinPasta you stole my memes

    • @bighungry98
      @bighungry98 7 років тому +32

      My version would be:
      Peter: Pizza Time.
      Lady: I'm not paying for those.
      Peter: Why?
      Lady: You're late.
      Peter: You gonna cry?
      Lady: *In Mr. Aziz's voice* You're fired.
      Peter: Please give me another chance. I need this job.
      Lady: *In Mr. Aziz's voice* You're FIRED. GOOOO!!!
      Peter: *Screams*

    • @rouzanneswartz9300
      @rouzanneswartz9300 7 років тому

      Mr.RADical
      mgs 1

    • @thelonelycracker8768
      @thelonelycracker8768 7 років тому +5

      j. jonah jamesons laugh

  • @DaneTheDane
    @DaneTheDane 4 роки тому +1633

    5:18 - 5:25
    Easily one of the cleverest jokes I've ever seen in a YTP. Had me in complete stitches.

    • @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut
      @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut 3 роки тому +146

      When I saw the dog I was dead

    • @mattmesi
      @mattmesi 3 роки тому +49

      What are ya deaf

    • @deadknight2095
      @deadknight2095 3 роки тому +7

      Yea hahahha

    • @LOLGAMERWr
      @LOLGAMERWr 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it

    • @DaneTheDane
      @DaneTheDane 3 роки тому +40

      @@LOLGAMERWr
      It's just the sheer genius in making Jameson bark like a dog, and then the edit where he gets a dog's face when he barks. It's so simple, but it's so great.

  • @JawsFan27
    @JawsFan27 9 років тому +428

    "You're all I got!"
    "Could you pay me in advance?"
    "You're fired!"

    • @Pippy_Pappy
      @Pippy_Pappy 9 років тому +5

      JawsFan27 Haha that was so funny! : D

    • @alfredgeorge264
      @alfredgeorge264 9 років тому +16

      give me a fucking pizza!

    • @heathcliffheath5947
      @heathcliffheath5947 9 років тому +9

      +JawsFan27 "Can you pay me in advance ... snance" was funnier ! xD

    • @dantecarangelo1083
      @dantecarangelo1083 8 років тому +5

      You forgot the part about the squirrel crap!

  • @SavageMexicanBoi
    @SavageMexicanBoi 8 років тому +494

    "How did you do that?!"
    "Uhhhhhh... Smoke weed everyday"
    XD

  • @pyrobro5707
    @pyrobro5707 6 років тому +1505

    5:20 "Bark bark bark! Bark! What're you deaf?"

    • @brandnewentity2696
      @brandnewentity2696 5 років тому +42

      My fav. Scene

    • @brandnewentity2696
      @brandnewentity2696 5 років тому +25

      You should check the scene while with captions on

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +24

      With captions it's Bark fuck fuck fuck bark bark bark we attempt

    • @brandnewentity2696
      @brandnewentity2696 5 років тому +10

      @@dr.bright6272 yeah i know its so funny 😂😂😂

    • @upyoursdotcom
      @upyoursdotcom 5 років тому +13

      My dog when I left him outside for too long that one time

  • @JMac_96
    @JMac_96 10 місяців тому +128

    4:21 Ock laughing to the tune of the Imperial march is god tier editing

    • @Jeff-bd5yo
      @Jeff-bd5yo 3 місяці тому +7

      Fucking died laughing at that as I just watched Star Wars

  • @noelnoelinski911
    @noelnoelinski911 5 років тому +1579

    1:17 gimme the violin! (Plays Violin like a champ)

  • @OddRobb
    @OddRobb 9 років тому +2419

    To do what's right, we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most - even our pizza.

    • @killz0ne215
      @killz0ne215 9 років тому +98

      Find him! Or I'll blow up Joe's Pizza!

    • @OddRobb
      @OddRobb 9 років тому +63

      killz0ne215 You stole my frisbee. Isn't that right?

    • @killz0ne215
      @killz0ne215 9 років тому +41

      OddRobb I'm head of special projects, we're about to break wind.

    • @ReviewMovieWorld1
      @ReviewMovieWorld1 9 років тому +33

      OddRobb I loved my frisbee

    • @DoctorObviously
      @DoctorObviously 9 років тому +26

      *****
      Pete's my best friend.
      >And I'm your faf.

  • @aubreyoates9992
    @aubreyoates9992 7 років тому +524

    1:16 "get me a violin" *Tosses violin and starts a solo* I DIED!

  • @bobbysavagehill
    @bobbysavagehill 2 роки тому +444

    2:06 is not mentioned enough. I just love how Harry looks so disappointed with Peters "response". Lol

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 2 роки тому +67

      It's honestly one of the funniest things in this video, the weird edit on Peter's face as the response. It's amazing.

    • @rram992
      @rram992 6 місяців тому +15

      Peter: …….
      ĒÆĒÆĒÆĒÆĒÆ

    • @emmaster4877
      @emmaster4877 5 місяців тому +6

      I’ve watched this countless times and never really noticed this part. Now I’m crying laughing at it lmao

  • @bronze1895
    @bronze1895 7 років тому +914

    "Pizza time"
    "You're late"
    "A wizard is never late"

  • @CoolGuy-xc3we
    @CoolGuy-xc3we 5 років тому +1826

    2:31
    Kid: “How’d you do that?”
    Peter: “UH...SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!”
    Kid: “That’s what my mom is always said, I just never actually believed her.”

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +795

    6:40
    Doc Ock: "Find him, or i'll blow up Joe's Pizza"
    Peter: "Haaarrrrrgghhhhh!!!!"

  • @LanceAntisin100
    @LanceAntisin100 3 роки тому +626

    5:05 this actually sound pretty good honestly

  • @jak3564
    @jak3564 7 років тому +367

    "Miss Brant, give me a violin."
    *starts playing violin*
    "You're fired!"

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +583

    5:12
    Peter: "Not tonight Harry."
    Harry: "Every Night, until I find him it's 24/7, 7, 27, 4, 7".

  • @moltenmetalmax4827
    @moltenmetalmax4827 4 роки тому +823

    6:42 the most evil thing a person can do

  • @julianj9830
    @julianj9830 3 роки тому +432

    5:18 idk why but that part always KILLS me

    • @gentletal5101
      @gentletal5101 2 роки тому +26

      Arf arf! Bark bark BARK!

    • @Spikey100000
      @Spikey100000 2 роки тому +14

      Because you don’t expect it because you know he’s saying Parker, then when Jameson still walks up normally for like a second you still don’t expect it, and then the picture changes to a dog on each bark and it takes you by surprise and is absolutely brilliant and hilarious

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 2 роки тому +3

      @@Spikey100000
      Brilliant explanation. 👏

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 11 місяців тому +1

      We know who stole the frisbee and the pizza

  • @harrycozens01
    @harrycozens01 5 років тому +206

    4:42 - "I don't pay you to photograph Spider-Man; I pay you to sentence mix my UA-cam Poops."
    *_boiling kettle.mp4_*

    • @drained.
      @drained. 4 роки тому +15

      Sorry to say this
      4:38

    • @dewlover420
      @dewlover420 2 місяці тому

      Wow…thank you for finally enlightening me, on what he says. I saw this video right around when it was first posted, around nine years ago, and regularly re-watch…I never knew.

  • @nocturnal7345
    @nocturnal7345 8 років тому +1779

    "you're getting on my nerves"
    "give me another chance"
    "last chance... GOOOO!"
    XDDDDDDDD

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 8 років тому +52

      Le Maximus Maarte GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOO

    • @TheBrymex
      @TheBrymex 8 років тому +6

      Herobrine3400 0oO0Oo0ooOo

    • @Zixye
      @Zixye 7 років тому +39

      GOAOOOOO

    • @freddymyers4318
      @freddymyers4318 7 років тому +8

      Maximus Marte Wow I literally just made this same exact comment 😆😆😆

    • @immortaltechnique5078
      @immortaltechnique5078 7 років тому +6

      GoOOOoOoooOoo!

  • @tonygeek1257
    @tonygeek1257 7 років тому +585

    3:00 that felt so... natural. Raimi could've left the dialogue like that and everybody would lose their shit laughing.

  • @commanderkeen3787
    @commanderkeen3787 3 роки тому +107

    "Give me 5"
    *Harry slaps him*
    "Give me 10"
    *Harry slaps him twice*

  • @spiral1233
    @spiral1233 7 років тому +560

    "How did you do that?"
    "Umm..smoke weed every day"
    "Thats what my moms always sayin I just didn't actually believed her"
    Lmao😂😂

  • @bridgetoneill9684
    @bridgetoneill9684 9 років тому +563

    5:18 - 5:24 Bark-bark! Bark! Bark! Bark-bark! Bark! Bark-bark-bark!

  • @TheBlackLodger
    @TheBlackLodger 5 років тому +852

    0:29 Aziz.exe has stopped working

  • @OKAMI_CD
    @OKAMI_CD 4 роки тому +1779

    best ytp edit ever

  • @Consural
    @Consural 9 років тому +670

    I don't pay you to photograph Spiderman.
    I pay you to sentence mix my UA-cam Poops.

    • @Rigel______
      @Rigel______ 9 років тому +21

      I thought he said, "I pay you to send tit pics for my UA-cam poops."

    • @Jacobdalolman
      @Jacobdalolman 9 років тому +1

      +Rigel Travis I thought the same thing

    • @Nootathotep
      @Nootathotep 9 років тому +1

      +Consural that could have been trolling Maklar, or quoting him.

    • @Saddogmancartoons
      @Saddogmancartoons 8 років тому +2

      +ChickenNinja™ that was the first time

    • @bonniewurster2088
      @bonniewurster2088 7 років тому

      Rye Toast SAME

  • @cactus4752
    @cactus4752 8 років тому +358

    300
    I'll give ya 150
    300
    I'll give ya 100
    300
    I'll give ya 50
    300
    I'll give ya cooked steak

  • @wrench6016
    @wrench6016 7 років тому +103

    "you stole my frisbee isn't that right? **slaps** HUH ISN'T THAT RIGHT"
    "give me another chance"
    "**slaps** I love my frisbee"

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 4 роки тому +768

    7:58 should have had the indian guys face in the mask saying “GOOOOOO!!!!”

  • @marcosdelacerda9874
    @marcosdelacerda9874 5 років тому +631

    4:57
    "But it's taken!"
    *Shows picture of Dr. Phil*

    • @ffarkasm
      @ffarkasm 5 років тому +55

      No, that's actually Dr. Cock.

    • @StewHeisenberg
      @StewHeisenberg 5 років тому +22

      No, it’s actually Dr. Crap.

    • @imppro
      @imppro 5 років тому +11

      @@StewHeisenberg No it's actually Dr. fart n balls

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 роки тому +6

      @@imppro No, It's Dr. Ock.

    • @stanz.5883
      @stanz.5883 4 роки тому +3

      Marcos Delacerda No, it’s actually Dr. Ass

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +832

    5:31
    Peter: "Take it easy".
    Harry: "Hey don't push me, the night you killed my friend, you stole my Frisbee, isn't that right? Huh, isn't that right?".
    Peter: "Give me another chance".
    Harry: *SLAP* "I loved my Frisbee".
    Peter: "Give me a chance, buddy".
    Harry: *SLAP* x4
    Peter: "Give me a chance".
    Harry: *SLAP* x9
    Peter: "Can I get you a drink?".
    Harry: *SLAP* x8
    Peter: "Can I get you a PIZZA?".
    Harry: *SLAP* x13
    Peter: "Haaarrrrrgghhhhh!!!!"
    Harry: *SLAP*
    Peter: "Give me a fiver".
    Harry: *SLAP*
    Peter: "Give me a tin".
    Harry: *SLAP* x2 "LAWL"

    • @kirbee9948
      @kirbee9948 6 років тому +3

      Subline I

    • @Cambo-jh6ir
      @Cambo-jh6ir 6 років тому +55

      He said give me five then he said give me ten

    • @emilyrimmer5675
      @emilyrimmer5675 6 років тому +5

      I died at that part 😂😂😂

    • @jeangallardo2682
      @jeangallardo2682 6 років тому +1

      Subline lol

    • @Luka2000_
      @Luka2000_ 6 років тому +6

      Subline raindrops keep falling on my dick

  • @1875-h6k
    @1875-h6k 7 років тому +172

    4:03
    "Cool Spidey outift"
    "Thanks"

    • @emilyrimmer5675
      @emilyrimmer5675 6 років тому +11

      HFC 1875 suddenly owowowow 😂

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 Рік тому +2

      ​@emilyrimmer5675 "You're getting on my nerves."

    • @riverPhoenix-ld9ts
      @riverPhoenix-ld9ts 9 місяців тому +2

      4:06 😂😂😂😂

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 4 роки тому +1288

    4:51 this whole part is classic

  • @captainandrew45
    @captainandrew45 7 років тому +344

    5:18 BARK BARK BARK

  • @clarkgarage730
    @clarkgarage730 8 років тому +392

    Hey, How'd you do that?
    SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

    • @zakparker3935
      @zakparker3935 8 років тому +71

      that's what my mom's always saying, but I never believed her before

    • @altspidey
      @altspidey 7 років тому +1

      john clark i no lol lo lol

    • @gab2944
      @gab2944 7 років тому +1

      john clark that profile pic is gr8

    • @ToroBravo144
      @ToroBravo144 6 років тому +3

      That's what my mom always tells me! I actually didn't believe her!

  • @aidzy5643
    @aidzy5643 7 років тому +307

    "say something"
    "huh pizza time" lmao😂😂😂

    • @HoodBillGates
      @HoodBillGates 7 років тому +7

      gets me every time

    • @PhantomLAM
      @PhantomLAM 2 роки тому

      Legitimately sounds like it could slot into the movie

  • @The_Davo_Domain
    @The_Davo_Domain 3 роки тому +515

    0:29 kills me every time. Even when I'm expecting it

  • @EtorChristie
    @EtorChristie 8 років тому +168

    "My society photographer got hit in the head by a squirrel"

  • @tatianaestremos71
    @tatianaestremos71 9 років тому +163

    You stole my frisbee... Isn't that right? HUH?! ISN'T THAT RIGHT??!!!!

  • @redmar1210
    @redmar1210 8 років тому +68

    Kid:How did ya do that?!
    Peter:uh Smoke weed everyday 😕
    Kid:That's what my mom always says but I never believed her 😄

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 4 роки тому +908

    4:10 best part 😂😂😂

    • @marvelclips4699
      @marvelclips4699 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂

    • @TheSupaman98
      @TheSupaman98 3 роки тому +45

      GOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @MmX8835
      @MmX8835 3 роки тому +46

      Spider-Man: "Give me another chance".
      Doc Ock: "Last chance GooOooOoo".

    • @volt5726
      @volt5726 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Adxmmm
      @Adxmmm 3 роки тому +4

      Ahahahahahhaha

  • @Godzolfman
    @Godzolfman 5 років тому +407

    5:36 if this entire scene was in the movie, i would watch it over and over

  • @yusufgofukyouself495
    @yusufgofukyouself495 6 років тому +63

    "Every night, until I find him it's 24772747"

    • @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
      @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE 6 років тому

      Yusuf GoFukYouself my favourite part

    • @buprevengeance6573
      @buprevengeance6573 4 роки тому

      Osborn's dedicated as hell, it's not scientifically possible and he still does it

  • @theJoachimMurat
    @theJoachimMurat 4 роки тому +213

    0:20 "You're fired. Please I need this job. You're fired. Please I need pizza time. You're fired. Give me another chance. Last chance. GO. GOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOGOGOOGOOGOG"

    • @philbattiste9649
      @philbattiste9649 Рік тому +1

      "You're getting on my nerves."
      "Give me another chance!"
      "Last chance. GOOOOO!"

  • @Luke101
    @Luke101 4 роки тому +95

    5:56
    “Gimme 5?”
    *SLAP*
    “Gimme 10?”
    *SLAP SLAP*

  • @Bendyrulz
    @Bendyrulz 7 років тому +531

    "Quote from YTP to get top comment"

    • @chocolatetampon4492
      @chocolatetampon4492 7 років тому +42

      Bendyrulz haha i loved that part! 😅😅😅

    • @javigd96
      @javigd96 7 років тому +13

      Bendyrulz Thats the best part of YTP. If not, non-anglo speakers like me won't get some of the jokes, as they are not easy to understand. If there were subtitles they would be much better.

    • @lainhikaru5657
      @lainhikaru5657 7 років тому +6

      Now this got meta as fuck.

    • @TeamBatman137productions
      @TeamBatman137productions 7 років тому

      Bendyrulz 4:15

  • @MrOgge50
    @MrOgge50 4 роки тому +472

    “I’ll give you 150”
    “300!”
    “I’ll give you 100”
    “300!”
    “I’ll give you 50”
    “300”
    “I’ll give you a steak”
    *laughs in J Jonah Jameson*

    • @Britishball6
      @Britishball6 3 роки тому +5

      It sounds like he’s saying I’ll give you pop steak

    • @mr.ditkovich2579
      @mr.ditkovich2579 2 роки тому +2

      Give me rent

    • @someperson4865
      @someperson4865 2 роки тому +1

      I'll give you rent

    • @mr.ditkovich2579
      @mr.ditkovich2579 2 роки тому

      @@someperson4865 you are good man

    • @someperson4865
      @someperson4865 2 роки тому

      @@mr.ditkovich2579 "YOU'LL GET YOUR GOOD MAN WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!"

  • @Lulustucru2393
    @Lulustucru2393 5 років тому +431

    5:22 I'M IN TEARS LMAO

  • @darkvigour9715
    @darkvigour9715 3 роки тому +51

    Damn , i cant just express this scene 6:00 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, the golden song turns out into a MEME

    • @wavyk8062
      @wavyk8062 2 роки тому +3

      " _Rain drops keep falling on my dick_ "

  • @redsun7185
    @redsun7185 8 років тому +379

    This is a masterpiece

    • @notallama1371
      @notallama1371 7 років тому +42

      The wizard is never late!
      Peter Parker is Superman.
      Spiderman is Darth Vader.
      Give me a violin.
      You stole my frisbee.

    • @megagamer5256
      @megagamer5256 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed

  • @carlhiller9659
    @carlhiller9659 5 років тому +244

    2:46 the best action scene ever put to film

    • @AL3X1KUS
      @AL3X1KUS 3 роки тому +17

      full auto sawed-offs🤤🤤

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman326 6 років тому +595

    5:18 turn on captions

  • @deathstarskeetshooter8418
    @deathstarskeetshooter8418 3 роки тому +23

    “Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. What are you deaf?” That part gets me every time

  • @musicstudent116
    @musicstudent116 7 років тому +92

    "Find him, or I'll blow up joes pizza" "NOOOOOOOOO" 💀💀💀💀

    • @Calum-y2g
      @Calum-y2g 16 днів тому

      Pizza tiem it spoils tiem

    • @Calum-y2g
      @Calum-y2g 16 днів тому

      Ots pizza time😂

  • @NRF-ee6cp
    @NRF-ee6cp 5 років тому +242

    3:01 is my favorite part. Underrated. Great.
    Anyone who took music knows how tedious those "music exercises" are. And making fun of it is the best damn thing ever.

  • @suavee7324
    @suavee7324 9 років тому +78

    "Say something"
    "Uh,pizza time"
    I started laughing so hard 😂
    Also when he said to smoke weed 😂👌🏽

    • @pipopoke
      @pipopoke 8 років тому +1

      Somehow I heard it as "that boy of yours has a nun's ass"

    • @nabs3178
      @nabs3178 7 років тому +1

      uh...pizza time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Screwtheradicaleft
    @Screwtheradicaleft 3 роки тому +101

    0:29 best part in the whole entire ytp!

    • @umanuu
      @umanuu 3 роки тому +8

      0:31 sounds like Hyperion by Gesaffelstein

    • @dg9461
      @dg9461 2 роки тому +7

      GOOoOOoOOoOO o o o o o o o o OOO o oO

  • @BaconBotVbeta
    @BaconBotVbeta 6 років тому +152

    4:28 - 5:13 man, JK Simmons is a national treasure.

    • @notcool2594
      @notcool2594 5 років тому +4

      BaconBot V3000.1.1 beta
      He’s back!!!

    • @StewHeisenberg
      @StewHeisenberg 9 місяців тому

      i don’t pay you to photograph spiderman, i pay you to sentence mix my youtube poops. *overly hysterical laughing* 💀

  • @salzaman41429
    @salzaman41429 8 років тому +394

    I died the time Doc Ock laughed out Star Wars Theme 😂😂

    • @salzaman41429
      @salzaman41429 7 років тому +10

      STΛRGAZΞR I wanted to know it actually. TY m8

    • @lukasmyres2240
      @lukasmyres2240 7 років тому +17

      4:14

    • @alexbrilliant1233
      @alexbrilliant1233 7 років тому +20

      Yeah ..sure.. like everyone in the world would know the name of that particular Star Wars song..give me a break you effin dork.

    • @crankinghog
      @crankinghog 7 років тому +11

      Salman Mohammad it's the Imperial March

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 7 років тому +12

      Alex Brilliant Well the Imperial March is a pretty damn famous tune.

  • @lexwex5225
    @lexwex5225 5 років тому +174

    5:33
    You think you’re my friend?
    You stole my frizbee

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 3 роки тому +58

    4:04 How it should've gone down:
    Doctor Octopus: "Cool Spidey outfit."
    Spiderman: "GIVE ME A *FUCKING PIZZA* ."

  • @exitpursued6690
    @exitpursued6690 6 років тому +597

    The perfect YTP doesn't exis---

  • @power0029
    @power0029 7 років тому +304

    “Well say something!”
    “Uhhh... pizza time!”

    • @johnlight-knight8060
      @johnlight-knight8060 5 років тому +5

      Ikr. 😂

    • @TheBlackLodger
      @TheBlackLodger 5 років тому +3

      You're late.

    • @Basea15
      @Basea15 5 років тому +2

      Your fired

    • @nhanp.3243
      @nhanp.3243 5 років тому +2

      Give me a f*cking pizza

    • @SirMoeThe2nd
      @SirMoeThe2nd 5 років тому +2

      That part was so fuckin smooth, superb edit. Now take this like, IT'S NOT MUCH NOW TAKE IT!

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 7 років тому +79

    "Crazy scientist turns himself into chicken."
    This is amazing.

    • @someperson4865
      @someperson4865 2 роки тому +1

      You know, he's something of a chicken himself

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 3 роки тому +27

    I'm here again to Doc Ock singing Vader's theme because he's appeared at the new Spiderman Trailer.

  • @robertgriffin4811
    @robertgriffin4811 6 років тому +124

    JJ's barking, singing Mario, and insane laughter caused me to laugh until I cried.

  • @dicedmeat7857
    @dicedmeat7857 7 років тому +69

    Did edison go to sleep before he turned on the light?
    Yes.

  • @KK-id9ch
    @KK-id9ch 6 років тому +252

    MRS BRANT!
    Yes?
    Give me a violin!

  • @stay.frosty.11
    @stay.frosty.11 3 роки тому +53

    4:15 damn didnt know Tobey shot blaster projectiles

  • @ishraqkhan540
    @ishraqkhan540 7 років тому +36

    "My society photographer got hit in the head by squirrel crap. You're all i got" LMFAO

  • @realbreox
    @realbreox 6 років тому +567

    6:53 I cried so hard on this one lol! 😂

  • @Myfavoritecuties
    @Myfavoritecuties 4 роки тому +234

    1:19 JJ must be a good violinist 🤣

    • @dnasty312
      @dnasty312 Рік тому

      Not as good as Hilary Hahn but close

  • @ANDR3alfaro
    @ANDR3alfaro 4 роки тому +21

    I've lost count of how many times I've watched this. Timeless classic.

  • @xman666soad
    @xman666soad 5 років тому +234

    I’m a grown man why am I laughing hysterically?
    7:14

    • @seneca4134
      @seneca4134 3 роки тому +2

      What is that song name, I can't remember

    • @keval2137
      @keval2137 3 роки тому +3

      @@seneca4134 leaving a comment here so that I can know the name later

    • @XcraftYT
      @XcraftYT 3 роки тому +1

      @@seneca4134 ua-cam.com/video/MlW7T0SUH0E/v-deo.html
      Here it is my friend.

    • @seneca4134
      @seneca4134 3 роки тому

      @@XcraftYT thank you bud

    • @nag0074
      @nag0074 3 роки тому

      @@seneca4134 chaccaron

  • @redoberon
    @redoberon 7 років тому +138

    "Find him of ill blow up joe's pizza
    NOOOOOOO!!!"
    😂

  • @owendudley5218
    @owendudley5218 4 роки тому +286

    7:54 that part really made me laugh

    • @yuuyjaaj6721
      @yuuyjaaj6721 2 роки тому +44

      Imagine if your dad suddenly came in your room and does that

    • @owendudley5218
      @owendudley5218 2 роки тому +29

      @@yuuyjaaj6721 That would be an interesting experience.

    • @vaderlucid8802
      @vaderlucid8802 2 роки тому +15

      @@yuuyjaaj6721 he speaks but starts glitching halfway through so his jaw is just flapping opened and closed.

    • @rram992
      @rram992 6 місяців тому +2

      @@yuuyjaaj6721I wouldn’t know whether to laugh or to be concerned 💀

    • @HinckleyBranchRailfan
      @HinckleyBranchRailfan 6 місяців тому +2

      Slow it down to 0.25 😂

  • @memelord1974
    @memelord1974 9 місяців тому +2

    Then, not only am I receiving NO MONEY for THESE PIZZAS 👏🏻
    But, I will lose THESE PIZZAS 👏🏻 forever!
    THESE PIZZAS 👏🏻 are my only hope, alright?
    THESE PIZZAS 👏🏻 have to make it in time

  • @chaz5256
    @chaz5256 5 років тому +91

    Here's the headline:
    **Super Mario 2 Theme Plays**

  • @IdentiteettiWarkaus
    @IdentiteettiWarkaus 5 років тому +382

    4:14 Star Wars gets me every time😂😂😂

  • @TheJizzy
    @TheJizzy 8 років тому +489

    Say something
    - Pizza Time

  • @zeidlove0947
    @zeidlove0947 11 місяців тому +8

    This is the funniest Spider-Man YTP I've ever watched!! Every edit is hilarious 😂😂😂. My favorite part is at 2:06 and 5:18 🤣🤣

  • @fuccboi3775
    @fuccboi3775 7 років тому +371

    This is gold

  • @helicopterk3n708
    @helicopterk3n708 5 років тому +372

    2:46 wtf is this scene😂😂😂 golden

    • @potato7689
      @potato7689 3 роки тому +2

      The gun fire tho 😹

    • @ScoobyYTP
      @ScoobyYTP 3 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @potato7689
      @potato7689 3 роки тому +1

      @@ScoobyYTP u better like the other comment 🥲

  • @BeatsbyDreLasVegas
    @BeatsbyDreLasVegas 9 років тому +107

    "How did you do that?"
    ...
    "Smoke weed everyday!"

    • @Frykiller1
      @Frykiller1 9 років тому +25

      mom was always telling and i never believed her !

    • @Nootathotep
      @Nootathotep 9 років тому

      +Bruce Wayne so maybe you didn't need to fix the autopilot?

    • @Nootathotep
      @Nootathotep 9 років тому

      Wow words don't say that to Bruce Wayne, that's cruel.

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 2 роки тому +34

    3:26 Literally died at this part XD

    • @GTiR23
      @GTiR23 11 місяців тому

      I’m actually crying.

  • @e-manmartr_1875
    @e-manmartr_1875 8 років тому +834

    That slapping part was the best

    • @edcellwarrior
      @edcellwarrior 7 років тому +35

      E-Man Martr_187 Can I get ya' a drink?

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +35

      edcellwarrior You stole my frisbee

    • @BluemooncreeperdoesMC
      @BluemooncreeperdoesMC 7 років тому +26

      E-Man Martr_187 can I get you a pizza?

    • @guyeroney1029
      @guyeroney1029 7 років тому +14

      you stold my frizbee

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +14

      guy e roney
      GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE

  • @amogus5902
    @amogus5902 6 років тому +174

    Things I laughed at 5 years ago: Actual funny jokes
    Things I laugh at now: *_T H I S_*

  • @mothost6929
    @mothost6929 5 років тому +204

    6:53 i couldn't stop laughing

  • @rayyanmerchant6681
    @rayyanmerchant6681 3 роки тому +32

    That beat is sick🔥🔥 7:31

  • @goliiad
    @goliiad 8 років тому +113

    "give me a fucking chance!"

  • @CoolGuy-xc3we
    @CoolGuy-xc3we 5 років тому +70

    0:08 - 0:38
    Mr. Aziz: "Then not only am I receiving no money for these pizzas but I will lose these pizzas forever. These pizzas are my only hope. These pizzas have to make it in time. Peter, you're a nice guy but you're just an a**hole! YOU’RE FIRED!”
    Peter Parker: “Please, I need this job.”
    Mr. Aziz: “YOU’RE FIRED!”
    Peter Parker: “Please, I need Pizza Time.”
    Mr. Aziz: “YOU’RE FIRED!”
    Peter Parker: “Please, give me another chance!”
    Mr. Aziz: “LAST CHANCE, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!”

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +145

    6:06
    "My head keeps falling on the raindrops".

  • @ONCICOLA
    @ONCICOLA 4 місяці тому +2

    5:34 - 5:42 “You stole my frisbee. I loved my frisbee.” Harry Osborn said calmly.

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 3 місяці тому +1

      All that fuss over a frisbee 😂

  • @tommyvercetti7663
    @tommyvercetti7663 6 років тому +60

    Aunt May: Say something
    Peter Parker: Uhhhhh, Pizza Time!
    Lmaooo

  • @bray1172
    @bray1172 8 років тому +52

    "My society photographer got hit in the head by a squirrel crap" - 10/10 editing right there lmao

  • @nationsquid
    @nationsquid 7 років тому +208

    Give me another chance.

  • @bendeco
    @bendeco 3 роки тому +24

    Can you imagine this in the theater as the actual movie? Amazing. 05:35