Youtube Poop: Hallo 3
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
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Vegas gave me hell with disappearing photos in the preview, so cropping was a fucking nightmare. Master Chief Dialogue credit to Blaze Mods. Sgt. Johnson Dialogue credit to Gamecheat13. Merry Christmas 2018!
Hey MasterChief, whats wrong with this video?
Chief: *N O T H I N G*
"I like *Reeses pieces* "
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
6:12, "Tank beats everything"
@@TheWolverine__03 *ISNT THAT FUNNY?*
Well, kinda
@@TheWolverine__03 lol
2:07
No matter what you tell me, seeing the arbiter walking so fast that a small paradoxical loop happens for no reason is probably the best thing I've seen in a while.
3:12
@@ghost6896 I play instruments
I'm personally rather fond of 3:43 for some reason (the whole entire scene).
I forgot what it was like to have a poop in my sub box
This is unironically the best thing I’ve ever seen. That ending with Johnson is amazing
I love how all halo ytps have ships going in and out of the hyperspace hole in that exact way.
Hey rumchum
Did not expect to see you here man...pls make a new ytp you're my favorite pooper
@@Blakee8288 I would love to man. ...
@@TheRumChum At the very least, a third Captain Jackass is in order
"It's Fish..."
"Its Fish..."
10:28 That rescue effort really payed off for Johnson.
Cheif: *FUCK!*
Arbitar: *IT!*
Chief: FUCK
Arbiter: SHIT
Cortana: CHIIEEEE
He finally caught a fish.
He doesn't sound too happy about it. His last catch was a lot better.
TyrannoWright
“It’s fish...” :(
“Cowering in the dirt… thinking.. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT?!” 2:46
"Ma'am, squad leaders are requesting a rallying point. Where should they go?.........................Woah."
I knew that pause meant a 'woah' was coming, I've watched too many ytps.
Master Chief Iron Man Scream
Hahahaha same here man 😂
Sos joj lol shish
To war.
@@bromodragone8405
_w h e r e s h o u l d t h e y g o ?_
9:58 What we wished would've actually happened
Ouch
"2ft EZ"
top kek
Grave-Cortana sex 😂😂😂😂
@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 sHe StAYeD bEhInD
4:35 *WoRsE* lol the way Chiefs voice deepen more just sounded hilarious to me
Underrated Comment
Johnson survived!
Oh.....
he survived he's living in a cave
THE PROPHETS USE YOU LIKE THEY USE YOU LIKE THEY USE YOU LIKE THEY AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH
@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 Do not Listen but Shoot! i understand.
a Fathers Sins passed to his Father.
We Exist Together Now two Dicks in one Pussy.
I have seen the Abyss Watchers- SUUS!
"The Prophets use you like they use you like they use you--" _Arbiter starts working out_
That part really got me.
3:56 "He's a friend, he's a friend a friend's a friend's a friend" has no right to be nearly as good as it is.
Glad we still have you around man
YOU WERE GOING TO DESTROY MY INSTALLATION YOU DICK
Chief: “kill- kill- *Kill All-“*
Miranda Keyes: “what?!”
Chief: “nothing.”
The ruins of New Mumum New Mumummbaaamu-mum-mum-mum Saaasa.
Kill! Kill! KKKKIIIILLLLLL AAALLLLL!
JJ 012 what?
@MATTHEW ROGERS good news commander keyes, SeyeS
@@arstotzka333 Good as it gets sir.
Johnson riding with chief and arbiter is the ending we've been wanting
5:13 something tells me I’m gonna like this.
“She could be a trap”
O_0 NANI!!!
i am a timeless curse.. i sing like this... "EERRURUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" my voice is sexy!
RECLAIMER! CLAIMER! CLAIMECLAIMECLAIM....
Avery Johnson gonna have to ckoke a bitch
@MATTHEW ROGERS same XD
MATTHEW ROGERS you were going to destroy my installation. You dick!
MATTHEW ROGERS T H A T W I L L N O T B E N E C E S S A R Y
Please make more Hallo poops! No one does em’ like you!
HIS ARMORS FUCKED UP
@MATTHEW ROGERS CH-OWWWWWWWWWWW
The moment of salad is at hand
Lies for the weak... Beacons for BACON.
Where's the Halo YTP where, John-117 murders Goofy and Mickey
Poly_G I will have a parfait
Poop from the past requires comment from the past:
"Wake me...when you need dicc." -Master Asster Sasster Cheech, 201X
Shadow of Shadow s
shAsh
HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE ARBITER'S CONSOLE, I WOULD HAVE PUT GLASS IN YOUR ASS
Colonel Aaron Douglas Hanson Daniels
“Weren’t for Arbiters CoC”
I just recently finished Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, and that Bradley scene made my day
Drew Alcorn เพลงสด
bro this deserves more views,. this just radiates early 2010's youtube and i love it
"Tell the commander her hole is a tight squeeze"
I fucking died
"tell the commander her hole is a tight squeeze, 😏 squeeks"
I like how he didn't change Miranda's "To War" line lol
A glorious masterpiece ahead of its time...
I died when you edited king Bradley from fullmetal alchemist against the scorpion tank!!😂🤣
John-117: You no me. When I make a promise
Cortana: You...keep it ?
John: *AUTOBOT EARRAPE* NNNOOO
Cortana: *STARTS CRYING*
Johnson-117: "Shit, I'm sorry"
Cortana: *SEXY* "Oh ! Heh ! Oh ! Heh ! Oh"
Cortana: *PERVERT AUTOBOT EARRAPE* "Yaaaaank meee, Chiiiiieeeeef"
Johnson: "I'm not gonna lose her too"
John: 9:19-9:21
"Isn't that funny..."
Glad to see you again, you legend
WAKE ME WHEN YOU NEED DICK
"If it were not for the arbiter's counsel, I would've put glass in your ass!" 😂
5:26
The hellsing ultimate abridged reference was very, very well done
YTP has come a long way...
Welcome back man
This takes me back to that other BUT OLD Halo YTP that has the same feeling as “How far did he fall.. *FOR HOURS!!!*
8:43 0:40 man has seen the future
I half expected the Thomas the Tank Engine mod to come out of that wormhole:
"More Brutes?"
**Ominous TtTE Themesong playing in the distance**
"Worse..."
5:22
Chief, a man of culture.
THE PROPHETS USE YOU LIKE THEY USE YOU LIKE THEY USE YOU LIKE THEY AAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2:05 Johnson: Uh, Chief, that's enough shaking Mirandas hand.
Master Chief: But I like shaking hands with people!
Loved how nice the editing was on the anime sword guy, but I personally would have found it more funny if it was just Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force standing there and then getting killed.
Also loved when you had Chief throw Cortana into the pit, would’ve been even funnier if she never spoke or appeared in the video after imo.
3:24 killed me😂
This is a fucking masterpiece of both ytp and halo content
N O T H I N G
What?
@@rufousthefox9766 N O T H I N G
7:11 this part fkn killed me.
Reference from budokai 1 🤣
*WHAT? HE'S NOT DEAD!*
THEY LOVE THE SMELL OF A MAN'S ASS
I'm assuming you recorded the footage yourself which makes this one of the most impressive YTP I've ever seen. Saving Johnson that far is a struggle and a half and I lost it when he just fell out anyway.
General Heed's footage was used there
YES haha man this video was awsome from start to finish!
You mean "start to fish"
"This is the Shadow of Shadows, Shash"
Please make more Halo YTPs, these are just amazing!
After all the agony of beating the MCC (minus 4 and 5) on legendary with all the original skulls on, watching Arbiter continuously roll into himself and hearing Ship master say "I would have put glass in your ass" really does make it hit different.
"Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
*"Sir, finishing this blunt."*
Oh, someone please end me.
BABY JOHNSON GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH
Wtf. I don't remember writing this.
This ytp was better than I expected.
That full metal alchemist brotherhood reference holy shit!!!! 😂🤣 Rrhuntington this ytp is killing me!! *Oh hey look moving popcorn!! I'm gonna touch them!!*
1:13 *DEAD*
"You were going to destroy my installation... you dick"
For some reason, it feel like Johnson and the Cheiftian were fighting this whole time
7:29 to 7:50 is absolutely gold 😂😂😂
holy shit bro you're back!
The original brainrot
This is a genre of YTP I never knew existed. And I love it
Youre back!
kinda late but this is one of the funniest ytps Ive ever seen. also 5:20 favorite part. and 6:10 was really creative
4:53 is great as well!
Is no one talking about ansem at 4:12 making a cameo from the kingdom slip videos?
3:56 he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a...
I know I'm in the company of a fellow fuckin nerd when I hear the soundtrack to DBZ Budokai 1, and an homage to the overlay of the fight beginnings of that game.
This gave me several hearty laughs, man. Good work!
What a master*ch*piece
I like how Arby's says "another" in high pitch!
Now 4 years until Hallo 4
His armor is fked up
I 💭 it was hilarious when Arby's voice deepened even further!
EASY!
This is just fantastic. What a classic poop!
I love this scene 3:13
I lost it at 9:35 😂😂😂
Oh man it's a good thing I watched the prequels recently!
The King Bradley bit killed me. XD
Exactly what I said but I got no likes.
Marcus Alt You got one now.
@@TheAngryRedfang Maybe my comment was too inappropriate because I said some bad words.
0:40
People in 2021: 👁️👄👁️
"it's fish" 😭😭
"it's fish"
Something tells me I'm gonna like this
SHE CAN BE A TRAP
Were it not for the arbiter's counsel, I would have put glass in your ass
4:50 pretty sure the gravemind unironically believes this
8:42
(gravemind) my voice is sexy 😂
Hallo: Combat Devolved
playing with your johnson is always fun
You mean dick ! Right ?
so glad this got recommended to me
“And I? I play instruments!”
8:17 arbiter just dies XD
10:28 lmao 😂
If there's one thing Halo 3's Truth is best for, it's parodies. XD
1:50 "WHAT IN THE BLUE FU-!"
*bewm*
Sooooo......Master Chief, what's wrong with this video?
Master Chief: *N O T H I N G*
2:13 KILL. KIILLL. KKIIIILLLLL AAAALLLL.
Cortana using Zoey's scream was pretty clover considering they share the same VA
That full metal alchemist bit was really great. lol
5:20 something tells me I’m gonna like this😂😂😂!!! 6:50 best part of the video😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!! 7:44 I legit died at that point😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!
When you stub your toe
1:37, 7:27 fuck, the Hokuto no Ken sequences are beautiful! Also, are their timings a seven reference?
11:02
IT'S FISH!
Hallo: Reach?
its been 3 years
2:44 lmao.
What the fuck is that
This was so fucking good, I can’t even explain. Thank you for this.
It’s fish.
this is a work of art
Wort of art