[YTP] Revenge of the Sand

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  • Опубліковано 10 чер 2017
  • Anakin, aside from his own failures, does not have an easy life. Bullying from Mace Windu, useless advice from Yoda, and Obi-Wan, his alcoholic and egotistical master, are just some of the factors pushing Anakin closer to the dark side...
    As promised, the next instalment of the Star Wars saga is here: Revenge of the Sith. As usual, I had a lot of fun working on this, although it has taken me while do to the recent move and being on holiday. And, again as usual, I hope you enjoy it. There will be 1 or 2 more chapters after this for Episode 3, as my script is pretty big. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
    We have settled in a bit since the move and I've come back from holiday, so things should get relatively back on track. I have already begun work on part 2 of RotS and I have some ideas for shorts as well.
    Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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  • @searingflame3936
    @searingflame3936 4 роки тому +2938

    “The chancellor has been kidnapped by Willy Wonkas dad and a cyborg with lung cancer”

    • @xxdarth_shadosxx1596
      @xxdarth_shadosxx1596 3 роки тому +20

      Searing Flame lol

    • @millzo
      @millzo 3 роки тому +97

      IM LEGIT CRYING AT THAT

    • @alwaystired2452
      @alwaystired2452 3 роки тому +8

      @@millzo
      Ok Waifu materiel

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 роки тому +54

      No, he was kidnapped by Saruman. I half want him to come out and say "You have chosen the path of PAIN"!

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 роки тому +12

      @Daddy Vladdy I just feel short changed that he can't spin people around on the floor with his staff. Being a Mair is obviously a better career option than a Sith Lord.

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 4 роки тому +7023

    “It is only natural. He stole your sand, and you wanted revenge.”
    -Sheev Palpatine, 2017

    • @wdsa7129
      @wdsa7129 4 роки тому +137

      Remember what you told me about master windu

    • @wheatleyobix8349
      @wheatleyobix8349 4 роки тому +50

      Addition. Its “A fine addition”

    • @a_fine_edition2746
      @a_fine_edition2746 4 роки тому +12

      Shit. I literally hadn’t noticed that for at least a couple of months.

    • @wheatleyobix8349
      @wheatleyobix8349 4 роки тому +5

      A_FINE_EDITION God Dammit!!!

    • @SleepyGalileo
      @SleepyGalileo 4 роки тому +11

      i'm sorry, but his palpatines actual name "sheev?"

  • @arthropod-doctor
    @arthropod-doctor Рік тому +850

    3:49 "Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people."
    This is now canon.

    • @Hahatomato
      @Hahatomato 3 місяці тому +16

      Better than Disney

  • @wutguycreations
    @wutguycreations Рік тому +1354

    "You are a small boy Anakin, and I am strong and wise. I know everything, and I am very proud of me. I have become a far greater Jedi than you could ever hope to be"
    - Obi-Wan

  • @iamzeek2000
    @iamzeek2000 7 років тому +8358

    *does a simple flip*
    Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord!

    • @RasputinGamingPC
      @RasputinGamingPC 7 років тому +86

      SJW / Hplus / Emrys Paderau Yorath / Hilcenias EUHY EH EH EUHY YOU SHUT UR FACE

    • @kars1567
      @kars1567 7 років тому +225

      Gray Fox Tbh if I tried a frontal flip with a cape on I would probably fall over the railing and hit the floor below.

    • @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek
      @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek 7 років тому +2

      Gray Fox gorge W bush is my nan

    • @colemantreborherooftherepu3386
      @colemantreborherooftherepu3386 7 років тому +22

      Count Dooku I have finally found you... What? No Jango to save your ass this time?!

    • @kars1567
      @kars1567 7 років тому +9

      Coleman Trebor Hero of the republic To be frank I could have handled Mace Windu but Jango took care of him before I could.

  • @Kriebler
    @Kriebler 4 роки тому +3443

    "He was too dangerous to be dangerous."
    Seems legit

  • @ericwunderDJ
    @ericwunderDJ 3 роки тому +2076

    "Do it."
    "I shouldn't."
    "Do it."
    "It's not the jedi way."
    *"Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it"*

    • @marcelxd1633
      @marcelxd1633 3 роки тому +357

      Why did you do it?

    • @0vrconfident
      @0vrconfident 2 роки тому +237

      Anakin didn't kill dooku because he succumbed to dark side emotions, he just knew it was the only way to get Palpatine to shut the hell up

    • @aboldone8205
      @aboldone8205 2 роки тому +86

      @@marcelxd1633 Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.

    • @yourviewyouropinion9136
      @yourviewyouropinion9136 2 роки тому +55

      It is only natural. He steal your sand, you wanted revenge

    • @vantablock4126
      @vantablock4126 2 роки тому +51

      dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it DEW IT DEW IT

  • @stygianhoplite
    @stygianhoplite Рік тому +399

    Some of the finest YTPs ever made. Anakin and Obi-wans continuous back and forth like immature idiots is priceless.

    • @Zedde6
      @Zedde6 10 місяців тому +10

      AGREED!

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 4 роки тому +3102

    “Do not miss your train. That is a path to the Dark Side.”
    -Grand Master Yoda, 2017

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +3874

    "Time to abandon
    *S* *M* *O* *K* *I* *N* *G* ."
    - General Grievous
    June 11th, 2017

    • @yankees_bass861
      @yankees_bass861 4 роки тому +52

      Curtis LeBlanc greatest line of all time

    • @detectivellama6644
      @detectivellama6644 4 роки тому +17

      12th*

    • @tywhaleshark7148
      @tywhaleshark7148 4 роки тому +18

      Darth Maul: “Time to get high friend.”

    • @Kylehappy305
      @Kylehappy305 4 роки тому +16

      I dont think he's smoking after he got his heart shot

    • @mati4181
      @mati4181 4 роки тому +8

      anakin skinwalkers are our speciallities

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 Рік тому +177

    6:02 What I love about this is that Anakin DID technically kill all those people in canon.

    • @romasliv
      @romasliv 7 місяців тому

      did he killed the politicians?

    • @BortaMaga
      @BortaMaga 2 місяці тому +6

      AlpacaHawk definitely did that foreshadowing on purpose

  • @hilacopter4023
    @hilacopter4023 2 роки тому +322

    "Time to abandon smoking."
    General Grievous should be a role model for all of us

    • @Dude8718
      @Dude8718 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm here just to find the time stamp for that part for my friend.

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta 12 днів тому

      @@Dude8718 1:36 my dude

    • @Dude8718
      @Dude8718 12 днів тому +1

      @@birddaddydetta god bless, I had thought it was further so I skipped along for it

  • @MVP111233
    @MVP111233 4 роки тому +3507

    "Dew it"
    "I shouldn't"
    "Dew it"
    "it's not the jedi way"
    "Dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it"
    *does it*
    "why did you dew it?"

    • @hi-tec5574
      @hi-tec5574 4 роки тому +60

      Chancellor "DEW IT" Palpatine

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 4 роки тому +40

      Dooku: "I've been looking forward to this."

    • @sethheusted9021
      @sethheusted9021 4 роки тому +23

      Grass: (exists)
      God in the morning: DEW IT

    • @Changeling9000
      @Changeling9000 4 роки тому +43

      He was too dangerous to be dangerous

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 4 роки тому +1

      @@sethheusted9021 *NATURE*

  • @cadkls
    @cadkls 4 роки тому +2144

    "I've disappointed you"
    "Oh I agree, you are a small boy, Anakin. I am strong and wise, i know everything, I am very proud of me, i have become a far greater jedi than you could ever hope to be"

    • @waffle9204
      @waffle9204 4 роки тому +27

      cadkls 😞

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 4 роки тому +66

      I just loved that alpacahawk made obi wan look like a proper arrogant dick

    • @dazwalia
      @dazwalia 4 роки тому +40

      Well, he was kinda right.

    • @yuuri_
      @yuuri_ 4 роки тому +51

      I have taught you everything I know about trains.

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 4 роки тому +9

      @@yuuri_ Ha, trainspotting.

  • @Hayden_Lummus
    @Hayden_Lummus 2 роки тому +102

    I love how Mace despises Ki Adi Mundi and takes any chance he can to belittle him during the council meetings

    • @SeanBodine
      @SeanBodine 8 днів тому +1

      What's your excuse?! Run out of muscle?!

  • @angvla_
    @angvla_ 2 роки тому +194

    Paths to the dark side:
    -These visions Anakin has
    -death
    -fear
    -missing your train

  • @rachelgeary7679
    @rachelgeary7679 4 роки тому +2445

    “You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the wise?”
    “No.”
    “Darth Tragedous is a dark lord of the Sith-“
    “Y o u d o n t s a y”

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 4 роки тому +78

      You wanted to see me chancellor?
      naaaohhhhhh

    • @vxlues
      @vxlues 4 роки тому +14

      I think it was *DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE* but I’m not sure

    • @rachelgeary7679
      @rachelgeary7679 4 роки тому +4

      Dimi Tas 9:12

    • @thatslimervlog9861
      @thatslimervlog9861 4 роки тому

      is darth plagueis

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 4 роки тому +2

      I mean he does have the word Darth in his name

  • @delt3378
    @delt3378 Рік тому +151

    Dooku: **backflips**
    Palpatine: "He's a Sith Lord."

  • @clos3869
    @clos3869 2 роки тому +264

    9:37
    "Unfortunately, his apprentice took his fortune. Then his apprentice kicked him in his sleep."
    LMAO

  • @reganspears8875
    @reganspears8875 4 роки тому +5263

    "Anakin, something wonderful has happened."
    "That's wonderful."
    "I'm pregnant."
    "LIAR! You're fat."
    Cracked me up.

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart 4 роки тому +2333

    Mace Windu: "We grant you the rank of master."
    Yoda: "No."
    Mace Windu: *"We do not grant you the rank of master."*

    • @almighty5839
      @almighty5839 4 роки тому +121

      Sarah Yasmine Mace: “Chancellor palpatine I am here to talk about the avengers initiative”

    • @HorrorMonster4406
      @HorrorMonster4406 4 роки тому +7

      What?

    • @almighty5839
      @almighty5839 4 роки тому +6

      HorrorMonster you stupid

    • @doppvolia7614
      @doppvolia7614 4 роки тому +18

      @@almighty5839 Chancellor Palpatine will help kill Thanos

    • @almighty5839
      @almighty5839 4 роки тому +2

      doppvolia lol

  • @mrmeatball88
    @mrmeatball88 3 роки тому +1165

    Count Dooko: *Does a frontflip*
    Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord O_O
    2:00

    • @davidjuhl3699
      @davidjuhl3699 2 роки тому +62

      Chancellor palpatine, sith lords are sith

    • @Darth-Malgus498
      @Darth-Malgus498 2 роки тому +41

      @@davidjuhl3699 Do u have an appointment

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 2 роки тому +49

      @@davidjuhl3699 sissies* but you got the spirit

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 2 роки тому +6

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @user-vs9ds3dc2y
      @user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 роки тому +5

      @@sleazymeezy he a little confused

  • @OmegaMarioMaster
    @OmegaMarioMaster Рік тому +149

    Grievous: "Your mom is short."
    Gets me every time I swear

  • @BIGJoey-fd9op
    @BIGJoey-fd9op 3 роки тому +2921

    General grievous: coughs
    “Time to abandon smoking”

  • @bigshortstop1931
    @bigshortstop1931 4 роки тому +1643

    "What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
    "I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A DAMN THING!"

  • @James-Nobles
    @James-Nobles Рік тому +79

    “Time to abandon smoking”
    underrated line

  • @motazfawzi2504
    @motazfawzi2504 3 роки тому +388

    9:30
    Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
    Palpatine: NO.
    Written and Directed by
    GEORGE LUCAS

  • @CT-Jesse-ic7uh
    @CT-Jesse-ic7uh 4 роки тому +2214

    "Yoda will take the Avengers to assist the Wookiees on Kashyyyk."
    -Nick Windu 2005

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 4 роки тому +1701

    “Let is not forget Anakin that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, and you killed Count Dooku, and you killed me, and you killed the Chancellor, and you killed the politicians. And you rescued Grevious, carrying the general unconscious on your back.”
    -Obi Wan

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 4 роки тому +154

      He's a real hero, that Anakin.

    • @UnlimitedGreenWorks
      @UnlimitedGreenWorks 4 роки тому +61

      A great role model, on we should all look up to.

    • @twinwoodsman
      @twinwoodsman 4 роки тому +94

      Technically he actually did do all those things, except rescue him from Buzz Lightyear and rescue Greivous.

    • @notameme8708
      @notameme8708 4 роки тому +58

      “I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back”
      -Obi Wan

    • @notameme8708
      @notameme8708 4 роки тому +7

      “I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back”
      -Obi Wan

  • @Number1RatedEnderman1997
    @Number1RatedEnderman1997 Рік тому +257

    5:47
    “Oh, no, I’m not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I gotta report to the Pub.”
    “Hold on-“
    “I NEED to get drunk and unconscious on my back!”

  • @BXEmberz0109
    @BXEmberz0109 3 роки тому +106

    8:21 i love how Yoda is just looking around letting Mace Windu talk shit to everyone lol

  • @mryey7089
    @mryey7089 4 роки тому +2572

    Wise words from Yoda:
    “Do not miss your train. That is a path to the dark side.”

    • @chorizojoe8282
      @chorizojoe8282 3 роки тому +102

      Rejoice for transformers. Mourn them do not, miss them do not.

    • @guilhermef.cabral8252
      @guilhermef.cabral8252 3 роки тому +53

      By the ytp yoda, everything is pathway to the darkside

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 3 роки тому +35

      All you had to do was follow the damn train Anakin

    • @Nitroblast
      @Nitroblast 3 роки тому +12

      But what if the train misses you, like in Soviet Russia?

    • @AnakinSkywalker-ze6yk
      @AnakinSkywalker-ze6yk 3 роки тому +9

      @Master Yoda I didn't listen ;|

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 4 роки тому +4645

    Anakin: “you’re shorter than I expected”
    Grevious: “your Mum is short”
    Obi-Wan: “Try not to get REKT Anakin”

  • @honeybadger1810
    @honeybadger1810 Рік тому +129

    @2:00 - @3:10 *This is fucking IT right here.* Count Dooku doing that pointless flip and then kicking everyone around literally nearly killed me when I first saw it a few years ago. I don’t care what anyone says, the sheer stupidity and pointlessness of it just beat everything I had ever seen. One of my hardest laughs to date. It was like I had cerebral palsy because of how hard I was laughing. I was an unintelligible cackling mess for minutes.

    • @AshleysBrother
      @AshleysBrother Рік тому +6

      This sequence wasn't funny for me until i read your comment 🤣

    • @noconsequence4486
      @noconsequence4486 10 місяців тому +8

      The whole fight is such a shit show, I revisit this YTP at least three times a year just for that sequence

    • @Emperor.H
      @Emperor.H 6 місяців тому +2

      You have an appointment 😂

    • @pelusam79
      @pelusam79 6 місяців тому +1

      I just cant with the pointless flip 😂

    • @BlueSkyBirdies
      @BlueSkyBirdies 2 місяці тому +1

      That flip is the best edit in this whole thing. Took my uninterested brother from stone-faced to hysterical laughter in less than a second.

  • @galacticastrodust3673
    @galacticastrodust3673 3 роки тому +104

    8:35
    “ Yoda will send the *avengers* to kashhyk”

  • @BenTheBeanYT
    @BenTheBeanYT 4 роки тому +1966

    “Do not miss your train, that is the path to the dark side”- *yoda* 2020

  • @catsareevil
    @catsareevil 4 роки тому +1195

    Padmé: something wonderful has happened
    Anakin: *thats wonderful*

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 4 роки тому +66

      I think that's what he actually says in the movie too
      Edit: It isn't. My knowledge of the RoTS script has failed me. Into exile I must go, failed I have.

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 3 роки тому +16

      @Patrick Keegan Don't say things like that

    • @counterfeit1148
      @counterfeit1148 3 роки тому

      @@generalgrievous3731 It seems cut, so I don't think so

    • @sammcdermott78
      @sammcdermott78 3 роки тому

      General Grievous it isnt

    • @coachgoltzbizpro23
      @coachgoltzbizpro23 3 роки тому +1

      LIAR!!!

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 Рік тому +33

    2:00 That jump back into place really got me

  • @cryalot378
    @cryalot378 2 роки тому +38

    6:02 damn Obiwan went full spoiler mode

  • @zac3906
    @zac3906 6 років тому +8240

    Palapatine= do it
    Anakin= i shouldnt
    Palapatine= do it do it do it do it do it
    *Anakin kills dooku*
    Palapatine why did you do it?

    • @AGSFable
      @AGSFable 6 років тому +449

      "I've been looking forward to this"

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 6 років тому +519

      "He was too dangerous to be dangerous"

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 6 років тому +156

      itwontcomeout5678 "Remember what you told me about you're mother?"

    • @Yoshifan1219
      @Yoshifan1219 6 років тому +156

      Play 3:20 at 2X speed
      *DO IT INTENSIFIES*

    • @ImWhyMortalsCry
      @ImWhyMortalsCry 6 років тому +33

      Yoshifan1219 *I LOVE IT BEST PART!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrUrg-vq4yb
    @MrUrg-vq4yb 4 роки тому +2307

    “You wanted to see me chancellor?”
    “No”
    *”L e a v e u s”*

    • @danhernan7855
      @danhernan7855 4 роки тому +50

      Mr. Urg “mm mM MMM” 😏

    • @aidan9990
      @aidan9990 4 роки тому +30

      written and directed by george lucas

    • @rhc128
      @rhc128 4 роки тому +8

      _Freeze frame, Seinfeld theme plays_

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 4 роки тому +11

      *LIP SMACKING INTENSIFIES*

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 4 роки тому +10

      You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the Wise? Darth Tragedous the Wise was a dark lord of the Sith.
      You don't say.
      Darth Tragedous was so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to create sand.
      Is it possible to learn this power?
      No.

  • @Metroidprime117
    @Metroidprime117 2 роки тому +55

    I love how grievous just casually walks on to the bridge and then out of nowhere announces his intention to abandon smoking

    • @pineapple7767
      @pineapple7767 Місяць тому

      that zoom makes him look like he lookin around like "fuccck im too high for this bullshit"

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn 2 роки тому +46

    Dooku jumping off the balcony and collapsing immediately was the best part

  • @ultimatedom210
    @ultimatedom210 3 роки тому +5990

    Padme: “I’m pregnant”
    Anakin: “LIAR, you’re fat”

    • @blend2008
      @blend2008 3 роки тому +65

      @SITH Bird bruh this is probably my 27th time or something (i keep count doku with me XD)

    • @QuandaleDingle_Gaming
      @QuandaleDingle_Gaming 3 роки тому +39

      LEGO Darth jar jar vs LEGO obi-wan kenobi

    • @poland8752
      @poland8752 3 роки тому +23

      @@QuandaleDingle_Gaming all right guys go get those droids

    • @AnalogHorrorW
      @AnalogHorrorW 3 роки тому +25

      Hahahahahahahhahahha i laughed so hard at that part

    • @banab6829
      @banab6829 3 роки тому +72

      “Something wonderful has happened”
      “That’s wonderful”

  • @Skyguy1417
    @Skyguy1417 4 роки тому +872

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    “No”

  • @calthekonqueror312
    @calthekonqueror312 2 роки тому +93

    1:28 When Grevious said EUGH I felt that

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments 3 роки тому +9

    4:36
    *coughs*
    Anakin *Skin* walker
    I was expecting someone with your reputation be a noob

  • @ETrump1500
    @ETrump1500 4 роки тому +479

    *does a flip
    He’s a sith lord!
    *flips again and head falls off

  • @qmto
    @qmto 7 років тому +1135

    "I need to report to the pub. I need to get drunk, and unconscious on my back."

    • @kitgusto2390
      @kitgusto2390 7 років тому +27

      lmfao

    • @OldBeanUK
      @OldBeanUK 7 років тому +20

      qmto Going on a pub crawl with Master Windu

    • @ElderBugGames
      @ElderBugGames 6 років тому +46

      "Time to abandon Smoking"

    • @Dubdsy
      @Dubdsy 6 років тому

      qmto I

    • @mazdevil1257
      @mazdevil1257 5 років тому +7

      Fine, but you owe me... And not for saving your skin for the 10th time

  • @MattTOB618
    @MattTOB618 3 роки тому +61

    7:38 "Do not miss your train; that is a path to the Dark Side."
    - Yoda

  • @professorlongfellow5902
    @professorlongfellow5902 3 роки тому +64

    Anakin: "I stand"
    Mace: "We grant you the rank of master"
    Yoda: *NO*

  • @ianmacmillan7865
    @ianmacmillan7865 4 роки тому +1347

    "Sith lords are sissies"
    Count Dooku: *Tries to do a flip but falls*
    That damn near killed me LoL!

  • @Angel-bl9rs
    @Angel-bl9rs 4 роки тому +495

    *"He was so powerful he could create sand"*
    Anakin thinks..
    *"iS It pOsSiBlE tO lEarN tHiS pOwEr ?"*

  • @branlex1315
    @branlex1315 2 роки тому +52

    6:02 Techicaly all 3 things he said are rigth at some point in the Movies

  • @tricksterclown9343
    @tricksterclown9343 3 роки тому +46

    5:39 Mace: Chancellor Palpatine I’m here to talk to you about the avenger initiative 😂

  • @BenTheBeanYT
    @BenTheBeanYT 4 роки тому +4271

    Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history: “Chancellor Palpatine, Im here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.”

    • @zaam5506
      @zaam5506 3 роки тому +23

      I'm not creative me hev strak

    • @Chriiiss_8
      @Chriiiss_8 3 роки тому +5

      You gay.

    • @MergeCorp
      @MergeCorp 3 роки тому +23

      Norman Osborne is next on his list.

    • @chickengirl3025
      @chickengirl3025 3 роки тому +3

      Heck yeah lol

    • @coachgoltzbizpro23
      @coachgoltzbizpro23 3 роки тому +32

      Palaptine: What?
      Windu: *Pulls out lightsaber* SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!

  • @comment9382
    @comment9382 4 роки тому +572

    *"You're shorter than I expected"*
    *"Your mom is short"*
    *"Try not to get rekt, Anakin"*

    • @undyne7808
      @undyne7808 4 роки тому +10

      One of Grievous' s best lines-

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 4 роки тому

      I didn't get it, lmao

    • @alexchen4483
      @alexchen4483 4 роки тому

      Dark Lusare Anakin does not have the high ground

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 4 роки тому

      @@alexchen4483 that's for sure, he specializes in low ground

    • @Pr0t4t0
      @Pr0t4t0 4 роки тому

      Easily the best line in the video along with the first part of “I would expect someone with your reputation to be a n00b

  • @evilhackerokan2211
    @evilhackerokan2211 3 роки тому +85

    4:58 Very advanced droid that the separatists produced to escort the important officers like Grevius etc.
    Doing just basic spin and die instantly

  • @IcedUp
    @IcedUp 3 роки тому +60

    I always come back to watch this at 2:07 when his head falls off. Kills me every time

  • @brettyboi6711
    @brettyboi6711 6 років тому +1831

    "It's only natural"
    "He stole your sand, and you wanted revenge"
    😂

    • @trollkingtem
      @trollkingtem 6 років тому +121

      "It wasn't the first time. Remember what you told me about your mother? Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people. Remember what you told me about MASTA WINDOW!?!?!?"

    • @dabossak9063
      @dabossak9063 6 років тому +7

      I made my own star wars ytp
      ua-cam.com/video/1Jy0TtftJ5g/v-deo.html
      Whaddya think. Plz don't dislike.

    • @nathanpace3090
      @nathanpace3090 6 років тому +14

      But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 6 років тому +2

      He stole my Darude Before The Storm Album XD

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 6 років тому +5

      Brett Phillips Grivious: time to abandon smoking!

  • @germain5024
    @germain5024 5 років тому +1485

    2:04 Obi-Wan: "Sith Lord's are sissies"
    *Count Dooku Falls and dies*

  • @Joe-nx6jo
    @Joe-nx6jo 2 роки тому +32

    Palpatine: “ do it do it do it do it do it”
    Anakin: *does it*
    Palpatine: “why did u do it”
    Anakin: “hold on this whole operation was your idea”

  • @Mr.Moments
    @Mr.Moments 2 роки тому +28

    Is it possible to learn this power? NOOO

  • @natalianatavinden
    @natalianatavinden 3 роки тому +2449

    Dooku *literally dies*
    Also Dooku:
    *I’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS*

  • @midnightmemes8597
    @midnightmemes8597 3 роки тому +6668

    This never get's old.
    Just like the younglings.

  • @droofinsmirts
    @droofinsmirts 3 роки тому +37

    a minor inconvenince : *exists*
    yoda : *ThAt Is A pAtH tO ThE DarK sIDE*

  • @bumblegoot1139
    @bumblegoot1139 Рік тому +28

    I love that every character dies several deaths in horrible ways and betrays everyone on their side multiple times, and it’s hardly a chip off the shoulders of anyone involved, including the ones who die.

  • @samwillford8740
    @samwillford8740 6 років тому +409

    Dooku after dying: "I've been looking forward to this."

    • @LobsterTheKing
      @LobsterTheKing 6 років тому +24

      Dooku???? You mean Willy Wonka's dad?

    • @bignigga2238
      @bignigga2238 6 років тому +2

      more like the guy who played Dracula since forever

    • @bignigga2238
      @bignigga2238 6 років тому +1

      Metalhead1997 ooops not sure how that got there seriously I don't recall doing that hmmmm strange

  • @ThatOneMan830
    @ThatOneMan830 7 років тому +1062

    "Yoda will take the Avengers to reinforce the Wookiees."
    That sounds like a *FREAKING AWESOME MOVIE!*

    • @chatch621
      @chatch621 7 років тому +51

      Well now the comics at Marvel are gonna have colabs

    • @rjthenutellaguy3502
      @rjthenutellaguy3502 7 років тому +51

      Disney owns Star Wars and Marvel...

    • @darthbinks834
      @darthbinks834 6 років тому +1

      alex bajayo yoda will have a cameo in avengers infinity wars

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 6 років тому

      I WANT THAT

    • @zerourtaga1129
      @zerourtaga1129 6 років тому +7

      well if Tony Stark's mentality wasn't fucked already

  • @vantablock4126
    @vantablock4126 2 роки тому +16

    6:45 what a good husband.

  • @iamvoiceover
    @iamvoiceover 2 роки тому +169

    7:31
    "Rejoice for Transformers. Mourn them, do not."
    Yoda's a true ally of the Autobots.

  • @doubleoscar773
    @doubleoscar773 7 років тому +483

    *Gets decapitated*
    "I've been looking forward to this."
    Fucking brilliant dude.

  • @ritz1515
    @ritz1515 4 роки тому +2659

    “Have you heard the tragedy of Darth trageduis the wise” I’m dying

  • @mustard6498
    @mustard6498 3 роки тому +87

    7:57 hilarious this scene is 😂

  • @deludedmegalomaniac
    @deludedmegalomaniac 2 роки тому +33

    "He was so powerful that he could use the Force to create... sand.."
    "Is it possible to learn this power?"
    "NO."

  • @RetroActiveGM
    @RetroActiveGM 7 років тому +601

    Anakin: "I have disappointed you."
    Obi-Wan: "Oh, I agree. You are a small boy, Anakin. I am strong, and wise - and I know everything, and I am very proud of me. I have become a far greater Jedi than you could ever hope to be."
    *[YTP] Obi-Wan Is A Narcissist*

    • @jesperhard6597
      @jesperhard6597 6 років тому +38

      LIAR!

    • @daequanthomas6102
      @daequanthomas6102 6 років тому +15

      The Cypher
      I have taught you everything about trains. It is long beror you will become a Jedi Master.

    • @daequanthomas6102
      @daequanthomas6102 6 років тому +4

      PlayfulJoker 077 XD

  • @ashlynnhannas9169
    @ashlynnhannas9169 4 роки тому +728

    "Your mom is short"
    "Try not to get rekt Anakin"
    Fave part

  • @mechaniccccc
    @mechaniccccc Рік тому +22

    "You're shorter than I expected"
    "Your mom is short." - Wise words from sir General Grievous

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Рік тому +26

    "Oh no, I'm not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I have to report to the pub. I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, 2017

    • @scienceacademynotcangivena7332
      @scienceacademynotcangivena7332 Рік тому

      revenge of the sith republic peace sand racists space war crime is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
      What is nation?
      Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
      False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
      Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
      Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
      Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
      Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
      They not deserved golden toilets.
      They not have right on other life.
      They not deserve worship.
      They did nothing good.
      They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
      They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed.
      Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
      Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division.
      Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
      Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
      They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter.
      Not can distinguish between race and nation.
      Sticks and rocks combat.
      War with shiny sticks, that can hold in hands, or throw shiny rocks with blaster.
      Why not use hyper engine as weapon, instead of kill cannon fodder?
      Why not tickle brain to lobotomy, instead move tons of rock, brainless protection?
      Some damned fool ten commandments crusade win with zero possibility by magic crystals.
      Narcologist barmen.
      Cantina on every planet of Universe.
      In lukas world all aliens are narologists barmen.
      Jedi walks into bar, to make children do same, or try death sticks.
      Lie propaganda nationalist kleptocracy.
      Looks great.
      Build small country, or huge money for special effects and orchestra.
      This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
      Smuggler, contraband, mercenaries, scoundrel, scum, moron, sithhole, nitwit and other republic light side class characters.
      Phase 1. Steal underwear.
      Phase 2. ?
      Phase 3. Perfect society.
      Reward for worsening is stealing, kleptocracy.
      Princess queen monarchy of naboo, so good person, because she wear golden toilet, or she is walking golden toilet.
      Perfect life style, non direct election, vote for other voters, who vote for other voters, who vote for mafia illigal authority of nationalists kleptocracy.
      Good is, reward for worsening system, with republic or democracy non direct election, transfer power from citizens to slaver illigal mafia authority.
      Bad is, reward for worsening system, with monarchy, empire, because princess golden toilet queen of naboo say so.
      All princess wear golden toilet.
      Bandit war criminals empire worsening life for no reason.
      Bandit war criminals republic do same for no reason, why better?
      Every farmer can be spaceman and fly on golden toilet ship, zero possibility.
      Ten commandments crusade worship godless church temple.
      Kill for religion of sith peace.
      Nationalism, not can distinguish race, nation, species.
      Galaxy racism. Power come from genes chromosome.
      How midi chlorine can use chromosome, they are magic ten commandments creatures for voting for golden toilet?
      "Credit to your race" racist toydarian watto phantom menace alien.
      Space star galaxy Universe racists.
      Sithed.
      anykeyscrewworker kiss sith monarchy sithed butt.
      Does holy sith in woods? Peace of sith step in bullsith smell like piece of sith.
      Sither with sithhead is sithing in deep sith, take sith and eat sith.
      Nobody want step in sith, do not sith your pants when sith happens.
      Else sith will hit fan, sith creek without paddle, sith covered.

  • @jacobstarr9010
    @jacobstarr9010 4 роки тому +686

    " *cough cough cough* time to abandon smoking"
    Cracked me up

    • @tombstonesoda9122
      @tombstonesoda9122 4 роки тому +14

      It cracked my lungs

    • @jacobstarr9010
      @jacobstarr9010 4 роки тому +2

      @@tombstonesoda9122 after reading my comment again, I'm ashamed of how cringy it is.

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 4 роки тому +16

      @@jacobstarr9010 Yeah, it's only works when I do it

    • @mortalux
      @mortalux 4 роки тому +6

      General Grievous do you have covid-19 ?

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 4 роки тому +6

      @@mortalux Bronchitis **cough** **cough**

  • @jordanscarano2352
    @jordanscarano2352 4 роки тому +1687

    "Anakin Skinwalker"
    "I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a NOOB"
    "Your shorter than I expected"
    "YOUR MOM IS SHORT"
    "Try not to get reked Anakin"

    • @-flexxo-
      @-flexxo- 4 роки тому +21

      Jordan Scarano I think skinwalker sounds better

    • @umonly5681
      @umonly5681 4 роки тому

      Skinwalker creepyoastas are the best NGL

    • @bonelessbones5184
      @bonelessbones5184 4 роки тому

      This sounds like 2 Xbox kids arguing

    • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
      @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 4 роки тому +1

      The Skinwalker is a rather…disturbing Native American legend though.

    • @lukeskywalker978
      @lukeskywalker978 4 роки тому +1

      Anakin Skywalker dad they need to learn how to spell your last name is Skywalker not skinwalker

  • @clemxvi4987
    @clemxvi4987 2 роки тому +9

    1:35 “Time to abandon smoking.” 😂

  • @Magnetcross
    @Magnetcross 2 роки тому +4

    General Grievous: *ANAKIN SKINWALKER!*

  • @DJ-gu1kf
    @DJ-gu1kf 4 роки тому +626

    "Chancellor palpatine, I'm here to talk to you about the avengers initiative" dead 😂

    • @silvereyz1836
      @silvereyz1836 4 роки тому

      DJ lmfao 🤣

    • @TheodoreAWatts
      @TheodoreAWatts 4 роки тому +2

      Is this because Nick Fury and Mace Windu are both played by Samuel L. Jackson?

    • @ashoftheburningworld7490
      @ashoftheburningworld7490 4 роки тому

      He has so many parts in different movies, that you can use him to make voice lines for anything.
      I heard a little bit of Frozone in there as well.
      Then there was his role in the movie, “Jumper”

    • @starscream548
      @starscream548 4 роки тому

      I swear when I first heard this it went right over my head then I'm like wait a minute and now I can't stop laughing lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jack0fgrants775
    @jack0fgrants775 7 років тому +772

    Anakin: "Its unfair!"
    Mace Windu: "Hey hey you shut yo face!"
    Anakin: "Forgive me master"
    Mace Windu: ''No''
    Ki Adi Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
    Mace Windu: "I don't remember asking you a damn thing!"

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +6

      OakPlaysPC xD

    • @leontrotsky9268
      @leontrotsky9268 6 років тому +17

      OakPlaysPC b-but what about t-the droid attack on THOSE MOTHER FUCKING WOOKIES

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 6 років тому +4

      They had to know who was the fucking alpha

    • @lachied2126
      @lachied2126 6 років тому +1

      i control ur mouth like a pupet, ya hear me ya year me!

    • @michaeld9226
      @michaeld9226 6 років тому +2

      Mace windu is such a savage

  • @ry0ruma
    @ry0ruma 3 роки тому +20

    5:20 the top gun reference got me crying 😂

  • @whoe_whate8487
    @whoe_whate8487 2 роки тому +4

    2:00
    Dooku: *jumps once*
    Palpatine: "He's a Sith Lord!"

    • @wosh253
      @wosh253 2 роки тому

      2:08 dooku jump so much like a sith lord he lost his head

  • @Amcor09
    @Amcor09 7 років тому +534

    "So powerful and so wise, he could use the force to create sand."

    • @Nhyufll
      @Nhyufll 7 років тому +43

      Amcor09 is it possible to learn this power?

    • @GamertagO1
      @GamertagO1 7 років тому +43

      Cypher Toruk Nao!

    • @25843
      @25843 6 років тому +14

      +Cypher Toruk Nooo

    • @DaProGamer12
      @DaProGamer12 6 років тому +14

      Nauogh!

    • @kratios3350
      @kratios3350 6 років тому +9

      TEACH ME!

  • @96Grayman
    @96Grayman 7 років тому +565

    "Its unfair!"
    "AY AYAY AY YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!"
    "Forgive me master"
    "No!"
    I'm dead

    • @96Grayman
      @96Grayman 7 років тому

      :P

    • @dylanteren
      @dylanteren 7 років тому

      lol sorry my master lol did not get a happy landing

  • @liamodell7191
    @liamodell7191 4 місяці тому +5

    YTPs are such silly stupid fun. Please never let this kind of thing die off.

  • @ProFlightAviation
    @ProFlightAviation 5 місяців тому +5

    Palpatine: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT.
    *Anakin does it*………
    Palpatine: Why did you do it

  • @SamMcFrost
    @SamMcFrost 7 років тому +506

    You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedus the Wise?
    No
    Darth Tragedus was a Dark Lord of the Sith…
    You don′t say?
    So powerful, and so wise, he could use The Force to create … *SAND*
    *_Is it possible to learn this power?_*
    Nwooo…
    *:’(*

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 7 років тому +4

      Sam McFrost Well written (y) :)

    • @LukeSkywalker6
      @LukeSkywalker6 7 років тому +30

      He could save others from sand but not himself...

    • @xenuii
      @xenuii 7 років тому +8

      Luke Skywalker how ironic

    • @Gundamluverx
      @Gundamluverx 7 років тому +4

      So he's basically Sith Gaara?

    • @jimzo1212
      @jimzo1212 7 років тому +18

      "Unfortunately, his apprentice took his fortune. Then his apprentice kicked him in his sleep."

  • @rigbygaming3627
    @rigbygaming3627 4 роки тому +779

    I’m Pregnant “LIAR” - Anakin Skin walker

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 3 роки тому +6

    3:31 "Hold on, this whole operation was your idea."

  • @deludedmegalomaniac
    @deludedmegalomaniac 2 роки тому +5

    "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING!"

  • @johnk.7523
    @johnk.7523 5 років тому +650

    Obi Wan: "Be careful of your friend Palpatine."
    Anakin: "Be careful of what?"
    Obi Wan: "Your friend Palpatine."

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 4 роки тому +82

      *I JuSt ToLd YoU*

    • @E-Man5805
      @E-Man5805 4 роки тому +43

      And your pal Friendpatine.

    • @andrew_the_ok3596
      @andrew_the_ok3596 4 роки тому +3

      That’s something he would actually say

  • @darkridleyx
    @darkridleyx 7 років тому +919

    "What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
    "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING"

  • @Finamajig
    @Finamajig 3 роки тому +12

    9:38 “Unfortunately his apprentice, took his fortune”
    YOU TOOK MY FAME AND FORTUNE, YOU STOLE MY
    N O B E L P R I Z E

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 2 роки тому +4

      He also kicked you in your sleep

  • @TV-uf9sr
    @TV-uf9sr 3 роки тому +68

    Anakin wins dooku
    Darth sidious : "Do it"
    Darth sidious : "Do it"
    Darth sidious : "Do it Do it Do it DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT..."
    Anakin kills dooku
    Darth sidious : "Why did you do it"
    Anakin's thought : Wait what?

    • @darthjarjarthewise8051
      @darthjarjarthewise8051 2 роки тому +2

      When someone says "Do it" Instead of "Dew it"
      -_-

    • @ixia8062
      @ixia8062 2 роки тому +1

      Hold on, this whole operation was your idea

  • @TheSoloTrooper
    @TheSoloTrooper 4 роки тому +820

    "We grant you the rank of master"
    "NO, disturbing is this move by the council"
    "It's settled then"
    "We do not grant you the rank of master"

    • @almighty5839
      @almighty5839 4 роки тому +14

      TheSoloTrooper that was probably the best part

    • @FlyingV555
      @FlyingV555 4 роки тому +33

      We’d only like to use you as a consultant

    • @TheSoloTrooper
      @TheSoloTrooper 4 роки тому +18

      @@FlyingV555 What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair!

    • @FlyingV555
      @FlyingV555 4 роки тому +15

      TheSoloTrooper ay ay ay you shut your face

    • @TheSoloTrooper
      @TheSoloTrooper 4 роки тому +13

      Forgive me, master