David Cross on His Dream Scenario for the 2020 Presidential Debate (from OH COME ON)
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2020
- From David's 2019 special OH COME ON produced by Comedy Dynamics. Available on iTunes geo.itunes.apple.com/us/movie... and Amazon Prime at amzn.to/30cH31h
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"you've upset a handful of people" :)
to quote Dr Peter Venkman : "I love this plan, and I'm excited to be a part of it"
I've watched this 3 times because I can envision it happening, God I wish.
Now I want to see an Airplane! like sequence where Harrison Ford walks over and gets Perlman to stop and then commences to beating him, then Meryl Streep comes up next, pulls Ford away and commences another beating, then Bruce Willis walks up and pulls Streep off and starts beating him, then DeNiro and then we see a line of men AND women waiting to beat the ever loving shit out of him. Brass knuckles and pipes included.
"Open up his fuckin eyes" I laughed so hard I spilt my bong.
i hadnt even gotten to that part of the video but i read it in david's voice and lost it
hadnt listened to cross in a while, even though he's been my favorite comedian for 20 years. literally was in tears laughing just a few minutes in. a lot changes with age but god damn no one has ever made me laugh so hard and so consistently.
Right?? Beautiful Mr. Cross... warmed the ice that had formed in my broken socialist heart❤⭐🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🖤🤎✊🏽
I don't usually go for 'crass' comedy but I found this intensely satisfying. I think we were all there when he started the punching.
I was living vicariously through him😂😁😂😁😂
"intensely satisfying" 🤡🤡
Amen.
Can affirm
i've been trying to put into words how this makes me feel but i cant.
i want to say it makes me feel good but thats not enough.
it encapsulates everything i love about fantasy as a concept.
Thank you David for that wonderful bedtime story. I'll sleep like a newborn baby.
Always loved this dude and now I love him even more!
This is even more satisfying after seeing the actual debate a few weeks ago. The moderator in the real debate was about as permissive as in this fantasy scenario.
Ron Perlman stepped up to the plate !
This made me feel really good too, thanks.
Been a staunch advocate of POTUS by deathmatch for DECADES.
Nothing I've seen so far changes my opinion to anything but stronger.
Glad I came across this. Love David Cross. New sub here!
If there were justice for the hundreds of thousands who died and the millions whose lives have been ruined, this would happen.
Make this happen.
So good. “Rotten Ronnie” 🤣
Pure joy, oh please.
Sponsored by “my pillow”. Funnier in 2021 than at the time of original broadcast
Secret Service interviewed him after he made this joke. I'm not kidding. How cool is that?
Oh Minion. I love you.
I came here from the Larry the cable guy letter. Poop jokes everywhere. 🤣 good set David!
i dont get out much, but I got to see you in person in 2020 when you did this, and this is one of, if not the most memorable bits I've seen anyone so, and it's a personal favorite .
4:26. The fire extinguisher scene in "Irreversible." That film is one of the all-timers.
OPEN UP HIS FUCKIN EYES!! 😂
I wish I would have saw this back then LOL
Like, comment, subscribe! Help convince the man to expand and put podcasts out here on UA-cam. Everyone needs a little more David Cross in their lives.
"I know what I'm doing. I had lamb vindaloo last night."
Lmao
This guy reminds me of my mom, she was once a Trump supporter too.
She had the same dream!
I really like your hat
100%
I wouldn't even be surprised if US presdiential debates were to look like that in 12 or 16 years given how low the bar has gone ;P...
Just look at the movie Idiocracy
This years debates will be non existent as Biden be Hiden.
@@StuartGray You would be perfect in the later parts of that movie.
@@jd190d Are you denying that your candidate has been in hiding or are you just deflecting from the truth?
@@StuartGray Let's see, he is about 11% ahead nationally in the polls, he is competitive in TEXAS, which is crazy, he has several Republican groups constantly attacking trump, he has trump damaging himself constantly and he goes out once in a while and says something positive. What reason does he have to change that. If you had a strategy that was winning and required almost no effort on your part and you were trying to do something different than you really belong in Idiocracy.
Used public access for debates and Watch them! (Your Welcome)
He didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom on trump
I prescribe this for tear and colon cleansing.
We need Ron Perlman... "I can give you Joe Biden." ... Close enough!
Need to get behind this guy, not in a bad way but a good way!
It would be worth the 10K for a seat at this debate
Wouldn't this be a shame if this actually happened?
The only David I can tolerate
My brother is not that David
Al Franken
my whole adult life people have been telling me that i look like Ron Perlman - the only real difference is i'm 20 years younger 6'7" and 285lbs - so if you ever need an understudy for the live-action remake of this fantasy...
And how have your last five years been... Thank you for the catharsis.
He's clearly shit himself.. David cross, you're a poet.
Richard Ojeda
Curse you Berkley, CURSE YOUUUUU
David got santa beard
I'd pay to see that. Let's get a Kickstarter for Hellboy to come onstage and beat the shit out of Donald Trump. It's only right, he is a defender of humanity and Trump is doing the most harm for humans in general right now!
Didn't you steal the chipmunks?
Didn’t he steal the chipmunks?
Did anyone actually whale on trump while he was in school?
It would be worth hearing about.
I'm assuming that he himself was the cruelest of bullies but, hopefully, one day, he picked on the wrong guy.
Love David Cross. Hate that he's so left wing. How can this guy serious promote censorship? I really don't get it. Still a fan
How is he doing that?
Whos' Ron Pearlman. I find Daviod Cross a polemicist, rather than a comic.
Who’s Daviod?
I find Trump supporters retrograde chimps, rather than fully human
@@douglasjcox which supporter?
@@davidames1746 Pretty much all of them.
@@douglasjcox pRETTY MUCH-MEANING? aLL OF THEM-MEANIGLESS you need to cite sattistics and proof. You aren't credible.
Wow. This aged like bottle of 2% milk.
It aged like the finest wine. Cross has always been one of toppest political comedians.
This has aged like a verrrryyy fine aged whiskey. Yum
What an abstruse little man.
it will be Biden vs Trump hahahahha. time for liberal tears to rain.
LOL
How's that working out for you?
Lol u lostt take the L buddy
Centrists fantasy. I don't find any of his political material funny because it's so mainstream Democrat.
Then shut up and go away. Did you not read what the video was?
well Biden did tell him to shut up, that was good enough for me.