The Best of: David Cross
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- Опубліковано 30 жов 2022
- What is Oh, Come on?
David Cross covers a WIDE range of subjects, including all the new dad jokes, like how you DON'T tell your kids EVERYTHING you know. Being shot within the summer of 2018, he reveals what American life in the Trump era, along with the joys and terrors of 'Couples Colonic'. I mean, he's not on the top 400 comics in America today for nothing, right?
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Isn’t he the guy that stole the chipmunks
Yes
Probably raped them too.
He blew himself for the Blue Man group. He's very limber. 😆
Yeah, but his mom makes these awesome little mini pizzas. Like bagels with a little cheese. While she’s got palsy so she ends up putting on a whole lot
I showed my daughter the taking all our children god joke and that was the first thing she said “it’s the Alvin and the chipmunks guy” haha. Ok after she laughed at the joke. But 🤷🏼♀️🤪
“Chicken pot… chicken pot… chicken pot pie.”
God! This man is fkn hilarious!! Me and my mates have literally been rolling around my living room floor, clutching our sides and aching with hysterical, uncontrollable laughter!!
This is what impotent people think is hilarious..
Clutching your sides individually or... collectively?
@@metaprophet lolol
The bit about getting rid of Trump and America will be a viable place to live again after the 2020 election had me howling😂
yeah that didn’t age very well did it?
@@bloodaonadeline8346 They're blind to it though
Is it just me or this his voice sound the same as in Alvin and the chipmunks now?
Waited the whole time for him to announce a FIRE… sale. Was left disappointed 😔
lmao
Aaaahmaaaazing graaaace
@@randosavich CANT EVEN SEE WHERE THE DOOR IS
He was reiterating Noam Chomsky's advice. Love it.
Had a Carlin vibe to his act. Loved it
BEST DAVID ...YET
Lots of smooth brains in these comments, I see.
Brilliant!! Excellent
Omg yessssss!!!!!
Man, I love this bloke!!!!
"I don't like Santa Monica"
- David Cross, 2018
This isn''t a best of clip. It's from one show
His bit on school shootings is the best.
Not better than the real thing, surely?
Probably be better to go thru one
Preach
2024 Tobias Funke might have to write another stand-up special
Reminds me the time I tried to tell my ex-girlfriends 5 yr. old that we are animals based on Darwin. I think they're both still crying
Bless you bro. You speak truth.
Damn you Berkley!
GOOD stufff
I can only here minion from him is that just me
Wait wait wait.. lol this clip ends with dogging my hometown where I was born Santa Monica he's all can't stands the place and checks out
The emblem of comedy
I had his earliest albums. A much more silly David Cross. I like the silly Cross when it comes out.
"shut up you fking baby" & "bigger & blackerer" were my favs
Guys, he's sooo smart!
We are lucky to have David bestow his wisdom upon us!
The college man for the win!
David Cross for US Congress!! Freedom over Totalitarianism!! Democracy over Dictatorship!!!!🇺🇸🦾🇺🇸🦾🇺🇸🦾🇺🇸
It's June of 2024 and trump actually announced he was gonna be a DICTATOR on day one ...if he wins 😢...vote blue our Democracy depends on it 😊
Bernie would have won - LOVE
I was getting into this but ah Trumps Town Hall on cnn was 10 times funnier
Yeah but Trump is unintentionally funny. There's a difference.
Why's he spoon feeding his 4 yr old 😂
The funniest fucking dude without even trying, I would laugh as soon as I see this guy
I get it… just looking at him makes me laugh to
Isn't this the guy who defeated a ghost?
Lol lol lol 😂 so true
Aren’t u the guy that stole the chipmunks
Well, I wish Trump had taken that deal. XD
Thought you said you were a Red Sox and Braves fan? No real Red Sox fan would be caught dead in a Yankees hat! I'm an Orioles fan and love hats but I will never wear a Yankees or Red Sox hat
I also just came from Are You Garbage
David Cross is one of the funniest comedians ever. Yeah he's the chipmunks guy I guess but that's such an insignificant part of his career that anyone that just knows him for that is idk a dumbass probably.
Buddy sounds like david cross
He got it ass backwards
Cain? 😂
If only
Don’t let this video fool you, David cross is funny
Yes!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Are you sure this isn't Ayman al-Zawahiri?
He didn’t the he would go to jail, look at him now.
Sounds like a guy that lives in a really really nice neighborhood
Minion
When do the jokes start
Uncle Ian
5:31 Feminists can be their own worst enemies.
1:14. This Canadian is donating large !!
Yeh things were so much better when Bush was Prez
This guy has his head on straight and I think he is 👍😃
Ian Hawke very oldest)
This was his best? 😂
He’s actually based af. He recognizes Republicans being evil while corporate Democrats also being trash. Hopefully he’ll endorse Marianne Williamson!
I went for a comedy show not political commentary. And there is ways to make that hilarious (Mulaney) but he’s just so boring and unfunny in a stand up sense
@andrewmiller4116 it's a different style bro. Not meant to be haha. It's meant to make you think and feel... and it clearly did
This isn't comedy, it's a fucking seminar
Ssssh! Your very own derangement is showing…
@@christopherhamilton3621 Dude you've replied to nearly every comment that calls out the obvious fact that this is indeed, not comedy. But he's deranged? You're the most invested person in this entire comment section... you really don't see that?
4:37 it’s definitely not up for debate
I’ll admit this wasn’t funny but it was based af
Ok ignore my previous comment this is the point I was trying to make, like he isn’t funny and that’s what I went for
Il tizio e Ian hawanke di alvin
You gotta change your act in Idaho. You’ll be booed outta here!
WTF! Why so many downvotes? That was really good!
You can see "downvotes," lol?
I just switched it for Biden and Republican in my mind haha,
😐
Well done with this video 30 seconds in Crap
I really like him… but his stand up is too woke… and not many laughs at all from this crowd.
"Best of" is click bait. David Cross has much better material than this. Not to hate on him.
how you liking things now
Much better now
why are you spoon feeding your 4 year old?
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Ha ha ha. 😐
This right here, is spitting knowledge!!
Since when does knowledge = brain washing and propaganda?
@@misst9 lmao so true
@@misst9What’s the propaganda? That no religion is real? That Trump is pretty much evil? That corporate Democrats suck but are the only alternative? That Bernie would’ve been a great president? I remember being really upset at this video one year ago, but man I’m glad I got out of my right wing echo chamber and stopped listening to the Daily Wire and Steven Crowder.
He's coming to my city so I thought I'd see if I should buy a ticket. Based on this video, NOPE.
So glad I missed his show last night!
About those Dems..
Lol wish you still had trump now huh!🤣🤣
Cute how he thinks there's a difference between the political parties.
The best of David Cross only lasts 6 minutes? Insulting.
This guy has fallen so far. Not even a smirk during this one.
Well gee I wonder who you voted for 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@stevenshepard3495 that doesn't make any sense
At least he's telling actual jokes, not repeating culture war buzzwords like Roseanne and complaining about being cancelled
Tell us about your elevated opinions bud…🙄
@@christopherhamilton3621 I'm not your bud, pal
people who comment on you tube are literally some of the biggest rejects in society today...
Pot, Meet Kettle 😄
So offense, shameful
Lol that's what happens when your safe space is MAGA
I don't get it. What did Trump do that made him the most hated person in America?
Lol! What didn’t he do??? 😂
He ran as a republican and the lefty controlled media didn't like it so they brainwashed millions into thinking he's literally Hitler. The power of propaganda on soft gullible minds.
When I was a little kid I used to think this guy was decently funny. This is sad on many levels for me.
So you suck now?
Yeah the trump years broke him and now he's only funny for a certain political demo. He was better when he blue himself
@@johncifelli5851 That is the best line. How do you even pick a favorite character on that show or even a funniest type of finding a diamond in a stack of diamonds with no rough lol we're having a fire....sale😆
@@johncifelli5851 oh, when he did that, Mary Poppins s*** and fell through the f****** coffee table 🤣 I'm laughing to the point of tears like I'm watching this s*** and I haven't seen it in 5 years lol
Cry me a river. People have different perspectives, learn to live with it and don’t be a baby.
He calls us stupid for not inventing the sandwich sooner and goes on to prove his point by singing the mainstream narrative. The best comedians are impartial, apolitical, and make fun of everyone and everything.
Were you listening?
To him saying the "n" word? Yes, yes I was, while wondering how he got away with that.
horseshit. you don't care about him being political, you care about him not being on the same side as you. If he went on and said "actually I think trump is a good guy!" you would be praising him for being "brave" or a "freedom fighter"
Impartial and apolitical? Jesus Christ did you idiots start to consume media a year ago?
@@christopherhamilton3621 no he wasn't. Maybe hearing but not listening
Not a single joke just soapboxing.
Lol! Your feelings hurt bro??
David Cross is funny but I’ll be honest this isn’t the best of this was just one giant political rant. It’s sucked so much he’s got such a better content.
Sad
Of course he won’t go to jail,, but only because he’s innocent
lifelong Republican basher....that's David Cross.
That's cool.
Never heard an original idea concerning politics from him only jokes. Very telling.
Bcs he's a comedian
All people want to do is complain and point fingers and feel sided with. You know how expensive it is to live right now. Most of America is struggling to make ends meet while David’s here on stage complaining when he’s seen and been on the other side with the entertainment industry. So many famous people play a part like their on lower class citizens side like they’re putting in their part to do their good
It's so weird that all I see on UA-cam regarding to American politics is transphobia. Like the average worker, who can barely survive from paycheck to paycheck cares about Ben Shapiro and what he thinks a woman is
Gave him 4 minutes before I couldn't take it anymore. Huge fan of his work on Mr. Show but he's not funny at all now.
His wife isn't a staunch and vocal feminist if she stays married to this guy
This is awful.
You are not funny and don't make me laugh.
One day he will find out hell is real, and not at all an idea for children , furthest thing from it 😭🙏🏻
I'm sure he's really scared.
Grow up. You've been brain washed and lied to.
I’m sure it would be hell to have a conversation with you. I would walk by sight because otherwise you are blind right? So you just run into things, and I suppose you would have to have faith in that case.
Where’s the proof/evidence for your claim?
Jesus was a gay, like a hardcore one too.
LOL, this didn't age well. It's 2023 and America has "The Best Economy Ever" and you're at war with Russia. Good Jorb.
lol we're "at war with Russia" lol
QQ sum mur plz fa$ c!$t
Trump bashing? How original and inspiring.
Turns out Trump is out of office, Biden was elected, and the country can’t be said to be one iota better.
Leftist propaganda just isn't that funny
THIS is David Cross' best? Best, what? Whining?
I like how he admitted his kid will be raised "in part" by him and his wife. What a douche.