David Cross Stand-Up | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2019
- (Original airdate 02/17/94) David jokes about cuddling, "Schindler's List" and drugs. Experience the "Best Of Stand-Up From Conan" on our new podcast hosted by Laurie Kilmartin. Only on Stitcher Premium: www.stitcherpremium.com/conan
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David Cross Stand-Up | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
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That sweater is the worst and the best sweater at the same time
Bro I was thinking the same thing lmao
90's
NEVER NUDE
It looks like he murdered someone right before he got on stage
@@psycold someone with explosive diarrhea
Somehow, he was older back then than he currently is.
Money makes you younger
That’s because of all of the babies he eats.
@@charleswagner1724 and all the virgin blood he sucks
@@charleswagner1724 Queen Elizabeth is the professor.
He was probably older then because now he’s more recent
Even when he’s young, he looked like a divorced deadbeat dad. Not the alcoholic angry kind, just the kind that took his model train collecting hobby well into his 40s.
Omg 😂
That’s trying to get poetry published and does open mic nights.
@George Hori Kapu 🤣
He also has that verbally abusive look and feel too to add the divorced dead beat dad
It's my hobby, why you gotta belittle it?
This is the sweater that weezer was talking about.
You know Carl?
David Cross impersonating an entire Pearl Jam album.
what does this joke mean exactly
j hu Well, mostly that it just screams 90’s.
But he's not singing like he's trying to keep a mouthful of come from spilling out.
Holy shit you win. Someone send this guy an all expense paid trip to the Bahamas
@@mchoffner8497 too wordy. 4/10.
Damn, David cross with the shindlers list joke before seinfeld.
@Jesus is Dog : Oskar Schindler wasn't Jewish though: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Schindler
@Jesus is Dog : elstupido
Ah shit that's were i knew it from! Thank you!
did kramer say that
It looks like someone spilled the 90s all over his sweater.
That or raw sewage.
I don't remember the 90's being that ugly and terrible.
The 90s swallowed the 60s and vomited it back up to create that sweater.
that shindlers list joke was just perfect timing and i laughed for the rest of the video from it
The fact that it was a terrible segue was soo funny and only one person in the crowd picked up on it
When someone laughs a little too much at the nazi joke 🤔
Fun Fact. Ricky Gervais uses the same joke in a 2020's Netflix Special.
@@saraholson121 I could swear i heard that joke before as well, but i've never seen Cross's set nor the Gervais thing. Does anyone know where else it might have been used?
I got a hunch maybe Michael Scott said a variation of it?
edit: nevermind, it was Seinfeld :D
Farrakhan called it the feelgood hit of the summer
He looks like the cashier of a Vermont head shop.
good call LOL
@J K Head Shop
Hilarious!
FULL TANK headshop Burlington, VT
I love my home state 💙❤️
Lmaoo I moved to Vermont last year & you are CORRECT
The reason I love David Cross is the guy of full of anger and outrage. You can tell. But he converts it into goofball humor. The guy is a master.
This aged very well, one of the rare exceptions where if this was in 2019, the response from the crowd would have been much better.
Not too sure about that, maybe im just spoiled by much better writing
False. Not good then, not good now.
Shut the fuck up, we can still laugh at this you idiot
Sounds like you're a fan of shitty comedy
@@John-oz5gj exactly
I'm just looking at the comments to see how many of them are about his sweater.
Years later on Arrested Development, he Blue it.
You blow hard
He made a huge mistake.
@@edwardgrimes7535 it was just anustart
US well he was 2 professionals, an analyst and therapist. I dont know what you would call that, other than a great success. Perhaps one other thing.
Kushagra Verma I’m afraid he shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and now has something of a mess on his hands.
He looks like The Ghost of the 90's Christmas
"...or I get done"
LOL The subtle correction makes the joke
"That was... funny." Encouraging words, Conan. That ensuing lip-bite from David says it all.
As long as he doesn't mess with the Chipmunks
I don't think that'll ever happen. That would be super stupid.
Thank dog.
David Cross was 29 when he did this.
And maybe, somewhere, his future wife was watching this routine and thinking "one day I'll marry that man". Although she was probably in bed at the time, seeing as she was ten years old.
Time is a funny thing.
Lol. Reminds me of that SNL skit "Meet Your Second Wife"
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Dude I was born in 1997 and he did this what before I was born lol
Dats how crazy time is
@@susans654 The best snl skit. :D
@@Julicska Yes! I've watched it numerous times and it still cracks me up.
I was really expecting a ponytail when her turned his head at the end
He's still underrated. Even though his type of humor is not exactly my cup of tea, the way he presented himself and always was true to himself makes me appreciate his existence in comedy world.
Do you not care for MR. SHOW either?
Why the fish does everyone keep saying something or someone is underrated? David Cross is rated plenty.
diversity is our strength
Underrated, nobody talks about this fool, he funny af
Let this be a lesson: never tie-dye your t-shirt with dirty diapers and Orange Crush.
Bruh😂
I think it was a used tampon and a bic pen
The man the myth the legend, hope he gets those chipmunks back.
He was an analyst back then working to also become a therapist.
The world's first analrapist
Truly inspiring being the first Analrapist in the world
"And we get done. Or I get done."
Conan at the end:
That was .... funny
He only wore that sweater because it had good stats.
That Schindlers List joke had me crying😂
I saw this routine, and I just didn't think it was that sad
Idk, I didn't find it that funny. I only laughed like 10 times.
Was that sweater pulled out of a Taco Bell toilet?
😂😂😂
Why is he dressed like he played a hippie in a Mr. Show sketch
in the future, he will become a world famous billionaire streaker
this guy looks like that dude with the mustache on arrested development
J G woosh
36 and 55, who really cares
Really? I don’t see it. I think he looks like the guy from Men In Black who works the front desk of the morgue.
@@mooremiket he looks kinda like the dude in the wheelchair in Scary Movie 2.
Andy Pandy858 hmmm, yeah... I suppose so.
Great bit, i laughed maybe ten times.
David Cross was the definition of 90’s
When I hear his voice,I always remember about ZERO's missions
Legend has it every great comedian wiped their ass with this sweater
"If you want to destroy my sweater, just hold this thread as I walk away".
🤘🏼
You win. Not sure what, but you just won it.
hold this thread*
“As I walk away!”
@@flapjack4886 that's right, I stand corrected.
Love these throwback videos
Keep posting more of it
This guy is good, he should be an actor!
At the local theeator
Or do voice work on one of those GTA games.
You should see him in arrested development, and year one.
@@revengefrommars would be cool if he did voices for quirky cartoon shows on adult swim or something!
Most underrated writer/comedian. Mr Show was hilarious.
I think everyone should be measured by standing next to Conan.
😆
DUDE crazy he could do this today its so relevant haha
I remember this when it first aired.I even taped it on my VCR.
I'm watching this and I half expect to see commercials for Soul Train and In Living Color
his wife and i were about 9 years old during the filming of this bit..
재형 / ジェイムズ omg
재형 / ジェイムズ how old is your wife? I mean anime pillow
@@ToddyTries i dont understand your english chomo, i mean, cholo
재형 / ジェイムズ you don’t speak English but know what a chomo is?? Weird
@@ToddyTries i dont understand YOUR english. apparently your grasp of english isnt the best. let me explain, david cross is about 50. his wife and i are about 34; i was joking about the age difference. your statement made no sense at all. but u doo u
Interesting drug references as this whole thing felt like a flashback. Long live David Cross!
Pretty sure you can hear Conan say "Nice" after the punchline to the Schindler's List joke around 1:08
Give us a sec jeez 1:07
This is pretty timely, thank you!
Weird to think Kurt Cobain and Jerry Garcia were both still alive when this aired.
and Bill Hicks
@Jim McCracken we're discussing names that died shortly thereafter, not people who died two years ago..... (facepalm)
And Bukowski
and Betty White
And Barack Obama.
That bong impression was next level!
Goatee and die sweater. The only awful thing more 90's than that would be a kangol hat backwards. Jesus christ I hated that.
@312vandal oh my god. With tiny blue or red round sunglasses and a long trench coat. Even girls wore that shit.
*Snaps fingers repeatedly
Tell that to Samuel L Jackson
Joe Rogan?
Timeless. Always been one of the best.
*Fun Facts*
David Cross did voice work for legendary games like Halo 2 and GTA San Andreas
He directed the music video for "10 A.M. Automatic" by The Black Keys
He did cocaine in the same room as the president
I have never seen this set. That was hilarious. I think I vaguely remember the Schindler’s list joke from another set of David’s. It definitely holds up very well.
Nice one for posting this, I've only ever heard the audio
Wow I loved this!
Imagine the evil he had to do to get Cosby to give him that sweater
They met and he told him he was both an analyst and a therapist, thereby becoming an analrapist.
Cosby said "Hey, me too!"
To think only 30 years later he'd be giving a speech at Odenkirk's Walk of Fame ceremony. Truly a town where dreams are made.
Ohhhh that’s why this has been in my suggestions for a while
I was waiting to see if that sweater was part of his routine. It never was.
But by not being part of it is it actually part of it?? lol
He’s dressed like he’s in a portlandia sketch
This is the most iconic tie-dyed oversized sweatshirt in the history of late night comedy.
The high surgeon bit was good. 😂😂
david: "I really have no time for cute little segways"
me: 0:51 true!
I honstly didn't know he was this funny. Great job!
"Mothercrunker" is an excellent "get by the 1994 censors while everyone still knows what he was really saying."
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He had me laughing from the first sentence!
I blue myself.
GOD I love this man.
This guy is going places
Amazing Discoveries!
that sweater is everything!!!
He looks 20 and 40 at the same time
Killed it 👏🏻👏🏻
That sweater is amazing!
Lol he's had a convertible with tinted windows longer than I've been born.
dang that soulpatch and earring haha
I love the uploads but can we have complete episodes of Late Night?
Tobias is my favorite fictional character david cross is genius.
Fantastic jokes.
Chicken pot, Chicken pot, Chicken pot pie!
Thank you!! I was just about to type that! I still love the old Just Shoot Me's with him pulling off his "sweetest scam ever"! Hilarious!
My pants are tight!
Best episode of that series.
I say that all the time........
Vacuum!
It was the early 90s, great time to be alive
"And that's the truth man!"
Wow. He's come a long way.
"we finished. Or I finished." Platinum.
Thumbnail tricked me into thinking he had all his hair in this video...
That shirt I want it haha
Danm David Cross so young 🤩
Wowww he looks so different
One of the funniest guys around.
That sweater 😂
Something about david man he’s just so likeable
Surprisingly good.
Surprisingly?!
Wow that is a gnarly sweater.
It looks like he rolled around in something before this
And now I have to look up old episodes of Mr. Show.
30 years ago, holy fook.
I don't miss 90s goatees
This is before I was born
Early 90s is gangsta
I feel like the stoned surgeon shoulda got more laughs
It did from me.
David Cross getting his comedy timing down for ten years later
Hilarious - sweater and all