David Cross Stand-Up | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
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David Cross Stand-Up | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
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That sweater is the worst and the best sweater at the same time
Bro I was thinking the same thing lmao
90's
NEVER NUDE
It looks like he murdered someone right before he got on stage
@@psycold someone with explosive diarrhea
Even when he’s young, he looked like a divorced deadbeat dad. Not the alcoholic angry kind, just the kind that took his model train collecting hobby well into his 40s.
Omg 😂
That’s trying to get poetry published and does open mic nights.
@George Hori Kapu 🤣
He also has that verbally abusive look and feel too to add the divorced dead beat dad
It's my hobby, why you gotta belittle it?
Somehow, he was older back then than he currently is.
Money makes you younger
That’s because of all of the babies he eats.
@@charleswagner1724 and all the virgin blood he sucks
@@charleswagner1724 Queen Elizabeth is the professor.
He was probably older then because now he’s more recent
This is the sweater that weezer was talking about.
You know Carl?
David Cross impersonating an entire Pearl Jam album.
what does this joke mean exactly
j hu Well, mostly that it just screams 90’s.
But he's not singing like he's trying to keep a mouthful of come from spilling out.
Holy shit you win. Someone send this guy an all expense paid trip to the Bahamas
@@mchoffner8497 too wordy. 4/10.
Damn, David cross with the shindlers list joke before seinfeld.
@Jesus is Dog : Oskar Schindler wasn't Jewish though: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Schindler
@Jesus is Dog : elstupido
Ah shit that's were i knew it from! Thank you!
did kramer say that
The reason I love David Cross is the guy of full of anger and outrage. You can tell. But he converts it into goofball humor. The guy is a master.
that shindlers list joke was just perfect timing and i laughed for the rest of the video from it
The fact that it was a terrible segue was soo funny and only one person in the crowd picked up on it
When someone laughs a little too much at the nazi joke 🤔
Fun Fact. Ricky Gervais uses the same joke in a 2020's Netflix Special.
@@saraholson121 I could swear i heard that joke before as well, but i've never seen Cross's set nor the Gervais thing. Does anyone know where else it might have been used?
I got a hunch maybe Michael Scott said a variation of it?
edit: nevermind, it was Seinfeld :D
Farrakhan called it the feelgood hit of the summer
It looks like someone spilled the 90s all over his sweater.
That or raw sewage.
I don't remember the 90's being that ugly and terrible.
The 90s swallowed the 60s and vomited it back up to create that sweater.
He looks like the cashier of a Vermont head shop.
good call LOL
@J K Head Shop
Hilarious!
FULL TANK headshop Burlington, VT
I love my home state 💙❤️
Lmaoo I moved to Vermont last year & you are CORRECT
I'm just looking at the comments to see how many of them are about his sweater.
This aged very well, one of the rare exceptions where if this was in 2019, the response from the crowd would have been much better.
Not too sure about that, maybe im just spoiled by much better writing
False. Not good then, not good now.
Shut the fuck up, we can still laugh at this you idiot
Sounds like you're a fan of shitty comedy
@@John-oz5gj exactly
Years later on Arrested Development, he Blue it.
You blow hard
He made a huge mistake.
@@edwardgrimes7535 it was just anustart
US well he was 2 professionals, an analyst and therapist. I dont know what you would call that, other than a great success. Perhaps one other thing.
Kushagra Verma I’m afraid he shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and now has something of a mess on his hands.
He's still underrated. Even though his type of humor is not exactly my cup of tea, the way he presented himself and always was true to himself makes me appreciate his existence in comedy world.
Do you not care for MR. SHOW either?
Why the fish does everyone keep saying something or someone is underrated? David Cross is rated plenty.
diversity is our strength
Underrated, nobody talks about this fool, he funny af
He looks like The Ghost of the 90's Christmas
"...or I get done"
LOL The subtle correction makes the joke
"That was... funny." Encouraging words, Conan. That ensuing lip-bite from David says it all.
As long as he doesn't mess with the Chipmunks
I don't think that'll ever happen. That would be super stupid.
Thank dog.
The man the myth the legend, hope he gets those chipmunks back.
David Cross was 29 when he did this.
And maybe, somewhere, his future wife was watching this routine and thinking "one day I'll marry that man". Although she was probably in bed at the time, seeing as she was ten years old.
Time is a funny thing.
Lol. Reminds me of that SNL skit "Meet Your Second Wife"
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Dude I was born in 1997 and he did this what before I was born lol
Dats how crazy time is
@@susans654 The best snl skit. :D
@@Julicska Yes! I've watched it numerous times and it still cracks me up.
dang that soulpatch and earring haha
He was an analyst back then working to also become a therapist.
The world's first analrapist
Truly inspiring being the first Analrapist in the world
"And we get done. Or I get done."
That Schindlers List joke had me crying😂
I saw this routine, and I just didn't think it was that sad
Idk, I didn't find it that funny. I only laughed like 10 times.
Let this be a lesson: never tie-dye your t-shirt with dirty diapers and Orange Crush.
Bruh😂
I think it was a used tampon and a bic pen
Was that sweater pulled out of a Taco Bell toilet?
😂😂😂
*Fun Facts*
David Cross did voice work for legendary games like Halo 2 and GTA San Andreas
He directed the music video for "10 A.M. Automatic" by The Black Keys
He did cocaine in the same room as the president
Most underrated writer/comedian. Mr Show was hilarious.
Conan at the end:
That was .... funny
David Cross was the definition of 90’s
He only wore that sweater because it had good stats.
Legend has it every great comedian wiped their ass with this sweater
When I hear his voice,I always remember about ZERO's missions
this guy looks like that dude with the mustache on arrested development
J G woosh
36 and 55, who really cares
Really? I don’t see it. I think he looks like the guy from Men In Black who works the front desk of the morgue.
@@mooremiket he looks kinda like the dude in the wheelchair in Scary Movie 2.
Andy Pandy858 hmmm, yeah... I suppose so.
Great bit, i laughed maybe ten times.
To think only 30 years later he'd be giving a speech at Odenkirk's Walk of Fame ceremony. Truly a town where dreams are made.
DUDE crazy he could do this today its so relevant haha
That bong impression was next level!
"If you want to destroy my sweater, just hold this thread as I walk away".
🤘🏼
You win. Not sure what, but you just won it.
hold this thread*
“As I walk away!”
@@flapjack4886 that's right, I stand corrected.
I think everyone should be measured by standing next to Conan.
😆
I remember this when it first aired.I even taped it on my VCR.
his wife and i were about 9 years old during the filming of this bit..
재형 / ジェイムズ omg
재형 / ジェイムズ how old is your wife? I mean anime pillow
@@ToddyTries i dont understand your english chomo, i mean, cholo
재형 / ジェイムズ you don’t speak English but know what a chomo is?? Weird
@@ToddyTries i dont understand YOUR english. apparently your grasp of english isnt the best. let me explain, david cross is about 50. his wife and i are about 34; i was joking about the age difference. your statement made no sense at all. but u doo u
Timeless. Always been one of the best.
Interesting drug references as this whole thing felt like a flashback. Long live David Cross!
I'm watching this and I half expect to see commercials for Soul Train and In Living Color
Weird to think Kurt Cobain and Jerry Garcia were both still alive when this aired.
and Bill Hicks
@Jim McCracken we're discussing names that died shortly thereafter, not people who died two years ago..... (facepalm)
And Bukowski
and Betty White
And Barack Obama.
Pretty sure you can hear Conan say "Nice" after the punchline to the Schindler's List joke around 1:08
Give us a sec jeez 1:07
Lmao killed it 🤣
The high surgeon bit was good. 😂😂
Imagine the evil he had to do to get Cosby to give him that sweater
They met and he told him he was both an analyst and a therapist, thereby becoming an analrapist.
Cosby said "Hey, me too!"
Nice one for posting this, I've only ever heard the audio
He’s dressed like he’s in a portlandia sketch
He looks 20 and 40 at the same time
Tobias is my favorite fictional character david cross is genius.
The sweater
The earring
The goatee
This whole look just screams 1994
And i was born in 1997
So, where’s the perspective?
I was waiting to see if that sweater was part of his routine. It never was.
But by not being part of it is it actually part of it?? lol
Goatee and die sweater. The only awful thing more 90's than that would be a kangol hat backwards. Jesus christ I hated that.
@312vandal oh my god. With tiny blue or red round sunglasses and a long trench coat. Even girls wore that shit.
*Snaps fingers repeatedly
Tell that to Samuel L Jackson
Joe Rogan?
Love these throwback videos
Keep posting more of it
"Mothercrunker" is an excellent "get by the 1994 censors while everyone still knows what he was really saying."
that sweater is everything!!!
This is pretty timely, thank you!
I have never seen this set. That was hilarious. I think I vaguely remember the Schindler’s list joke from another set of David’s. It definitely holds up very well.
Ohhhh that’s why this has been in my suggestions for a while
Something about david man he’s just so likeable
One of the funniest guys around.
Wow I loved this!
Thumbnail tricked me into thinking he had all his hair in this video...
He knows how to act like a stoner waaaaay too well
He literally said hes a big fan of drugs
david: "I really have no time for cute little segways"
me: 0:51 true!
This is the most iconic tie-dyed oversized sweatshirt in the history of late night comedy.
GOD I love this man.
"we finished. Or I finished." Platinum.
Danm David Cross so young 🤩
It was the early 90s, great time to be alive
I honstly didn't know he was this funny. Great job!
Lol he's had a convertible with tinted windows longer than I've been born.
Wow. He's come a long way.
This guy is going places
Killed it 👏🏻👏🏻
Wowww he looks so different
Chicken pot, Chicken pot, Chicken pot pie!
Thank you!! I was just about to type that! I still love the old Just Shoot Me's with him pulling off his "sweetest scam ever"! Hilarious!
My pants are tight!
Best episode of that series.
I say that all the time........
Vacuum!
I was alive in the 90's, i was in my 20's in the 90's. I don't remember anyone in the 90's wearing a sweater like that. It looks like he rolled around in mud at Woodstock 94. David Cross is one of a kind.
Thankyou, I totally agree! This is the sweater of a man suppressing deep anger and self-loathing. At that time, the rest of us were MUSICALLY EXPRESSING these emotions lol
As mayor of the Altered State of Drugachusettes, I declare that sweater to be... tacky!!!
Early 90s is gangsta
That sweater is amazing!
"And that's the truth man!"
Surprisingly good.
Surprisingly?!
Amazing Discoveries!
Run Ronnie Run 2002 is one of my favorite movies ✌️
david spade really screwed him over
@@A2Z83 I know Joe dirt came out in 2001 but I also remember that Joe Dirt had a VISUAL of America nuking a Native American.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He had me laughing from the first sentence!
I blue myself.
I love the uploads but can we have complete episodes of Late Night?
Fantastic jokes.
David cross has been 50 for 37 years..
Wow, where the fuck is the mathematics anywhere in that?!
I don't miss 90s goatees
Man. You got a lot of.. cranium accessories.
Watching this high was great
This was uploaded 2 hours ago
Wow that is a gnarly sweater.
Kind of strange but I liked it.
Very strange but I liked it too.
Fit in well with Conan’s show at the time.
You didn’t have to cut off the top of his head in the thumbnail lol
They did it to make it appear like had had a full head of hair back then. But he didn’t. Oh but he surely did not.
No they had to lol
Why in the hell does that matter in the slightest bit? Man, some people can find the weirdest and most pointless things to bitch about.
30 years ago, holy fook.