David Cross Walks Out Of His Interview

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • Ahead of his 'Oh Come On' summer comedy tour, 'Arrested Development' star David Cross has a falling out with Stephen.
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  • @johnnyrainbow50
    @johnnyrainbow50 Рік тому +162

    David should’ve won an Oscar for his performance in Scary Movie 2.

  • @basstrap6818
    @basstrap6818 5 років тому +1742

    I remember this guy giving me the hardest tasks like flying an rc plane.

    • @martinadrianarcenas867
      @martinadrianarcenas867 4 роки тому +60

      i used a cheat on that task coz it was so hard.. hes also wearing one of cj's outfits

    • @Katt1n
      @Katt1n 4 роки тому +44

      OH MY GOD ITS HIM

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 4 роки тому +27

      was his name Zero or something? What an asshole.

    • @matthewfreiley645
      @matthewfreiley645 4 роки тому +65

      @@BrokenGodEnt Yes. Zero from GTA San Andreas!!

    • @iamdaboss4561
      @iamdaboss4561 4 роки тому +11

      Just remove the fly with mouse in the settings and you're good to go.

  • @AGoodJoe
    @AGoodJoe Рік тому +301

    David Cross is in so many comedy shows and responsible for so much good writing over the last 25 years. Brilliant .

    • @bennett420316
      @bennett420316 Рік тому +2

      So much writing that we would never know otherwise

    • @carblarson8868
      @carblarson8868 Рік тому +2

      Chicken pot pie!

    • @penskepc2374
      @penskepc2374 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, he wasnt even aware enough to realize Larry the cable guy was satire and basically obsessed over him for a decade 😂

    • @dorkdickington4086
      @dorkdickington4086 Рік тому

      @@penskepc2374 I wouldn't call it satire as much as i would call it grifting

    • @penskepc2374
      @penskepc2374 Рік тому +2

      @@dorkdickington4086honestly, that's a ridiculous take. Unfunny? Sure, but he provided the same service as any other comedian. By your logic Steve Hofstetter should be in federal prison.

  • @asvpfern
    @asvpfern 6 років тому +3280

    this that alvin and the chipmunks dude

  • @GrahamSiggins
    @GrahamSiggins 6 років тому +1823

    "Nice to see you"
    "Thank you so much"
    This made me laugh harder than anything else in the interview lol

    • @moustafamohsen
      @moustafamohsen 6 років тому +12

      a rare situation where the y-you too person could have done right

    • @silviabarizo7104
      @silviabarizo7104 6 років тому

      Graham Siggins
      ,f :(juny

    • @thejerber44
      @thejerber44 6 років тому

      Graham Siggins Dude, I see you on Cyoubx’s friends all the time!

    • @GrahamSiggins
      @GrahamSiggins 6 років тому +1

      Jeremy Collins lol i left cf, the cubing community can be so cancerous it's too much for me

    • @AnnaEliza
      @AnnaEliza 6 років тому

      Graham Siggins I

  • @jdhlegendz6700
    @jdhlegendz6700 3 роки тому +166

    "I don't think I've ever interviewed you before"
    Instantly pulls out photo of him interviewing David

    • @laughingclowns2343
      @laughingclowns2343 3 роки тому +5

      "You were the second person I interviewed".... have we watched the same video?

    • @coryc1904
      @coryc1904 3 роки тому +9

      Lying leftist he is huh

    • @michaeltodd4848
      @michaeltodd4848 3 роки тому +3

      @Daniel Drader No, he just figures they go hand-in-hand. He’s not far off the mark. If their lips are moving

    • @tbvolcomskater
      @tbvolcomskater 2 роки тому +1

      @Daniel Drader I hear sleepy joe has never told a lie in his life. He’s really the new Abe Lincoln if you stop and think about it🤔

    • @motivationontop6587
      @motivationontop6587 7 місяців тому +1

      All this show, like the 2 Jimmy, the Jimmy Kimmel and Fallon all clowns

  • @jayfolk
    @jayfolk 6 років тому +2034

    dont feel bad david cross, we loved you as the Crane in the Kung Fu Panda Trilogy.

    • @fxvg7091
      @fxvg7091 6 років тому +51

      Oh yeah, that was him! First thing that jumped to mind was him from Scary Movie 2(?) as the guy in the wheelchair who... his own.... Steve Bannon thing.

    • @NathanaelGreer
      @NathanaelGreer 6 років тому +2

      jay folk He obviously hates himself and so do I

    • @Johnny-ci8mw
      @Johnny-ci8mw 6 років тому +50

      Don’t forget Alvin and The Chipmunks

    • @TheAbelinc2
      @TheAbelinc2 6 років тому +5

      WHAT THE FUCK ARE *YOU* DOING HERE?? thanks for uploading demo's streams to youtube btw

    • @bensagers
      @bensagers 6 років тому +3

      and the curious george movie!

  • @ArsynZ
    @ArsynZ 6 років тому +667

    "I was a professional twice over- an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." -Tobias Funke, M.D.

    • @LikeTheBuffalo
      @LikeTheBuffalo 6 років тому +48

      "I couldn't find anyone to help me, so I just blue myself instead!"

    • @coleenparsons4905
      @coleenparsons4905 6 років тому +10

      ANUSTART

    • @switchgyrl
      @switchgyrl 6 років тому

      ArsynZ Comedy Gold!!!

    • @miguelgordillo3257
      @miguelgordillo3257 6 років тому +17

      **looks at female wigs** I guess you could say I'm buy-curious.
      can't wait for season 5. funniest tv show ever made.

    • @Jen_Is_Outside
      @Jen_Is_Outside 6 років тому +3

      Love that show ❤

  • @Cravenfester
    @Cravenfester 3 роки тому +28

    "ITS CALLED HOME BOX OFFICE, oh the show"
    The MIB joke was brutality at its finest.

  • @censoreverything8072
    @censoreverything8072 6 років тому +1594

    This reminds me of the awkward conversation you have when you run into somebody that you haven't seen since high school, and you're interested enough to be excited for like .5 seconds until you realize that now you're locked in and you have nothing to really talk about, or be excited about, or genuinely want to share, because you barely even spoke to each other back then. So you fumble around making polite conversation and vague statements, eventually mentioning how "someday soon" you really need to get together for coffee to spend even more time pretending like you have something to talk about, but don't even bother to exchange contact information and leave the situation feeling like you just survived a near death experience.

  • @melissablake5961
    @melissablake5961 6 років тому +1280

    I haven’t seen David since Alvin and the Chipmunks ah!

    • @luisear09
      @luisear09 6 років тому

      Melissa Blake 😀🍸😀😀😀🤷‍♂️

    • @luisear09
      @luisear09 6 років тому

      22ww32222222222

    • @ny8774
      @ny8774 6 років тому +2

      I just had saw u on a Matt Stonnie vid.

    • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
      @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 6 років тому

      I haven't seen him since Scary Movie 2

    • @jesscateyesquad
      @jesscateyesquad 6 років тому

      Melissa Blake my fav highlight of his entire career was when he pretended to be a chippet HILARIOUS

  • @jeffseaman6142
    @jeffseaman6142 6 років тому +22

    "The Increasingly Bad Decisions of Todd Margaret" is absolute comedy genius. So David Cross has that to his credit :)

    • @zqzj
      @zqzj 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah that show was genius. Pure cringe comedy 🤣

    • @alienvomitsex
      @alienvomitsex Рік тому

      The most uncomfortably hilarious show of all time.

    • @agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289
      @agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289 4 місяці тому

      Mr show and arrested development are better

  • @jpatt85
    @jpatt85 6 років тому +284

    "I don't think I have ever interviewed you"...
    *Pulls out a conveniently placed picture of the both of them sitting down for an interview.*

    • @rachelmitcheson5460
      @rachelmitcheson5460 6 років тому +4

      Jaret Donald Patterson He played a character on his old show.

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX 6 років тому +10

      "True story"

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM 5 років тому +3

      Jokes are funny, get it?

  • @sin9346
    @sin9346 6 років тому +355

    Arrested development was good, I'm so glad they're bringing it back.
    There's always money in the banana stand.

  • @nido6276
    @nido6276 3 роки тому +61

    I don’t think I’ve ever interviewed you, oh wait I have, here’s a picture

    • @laughingclowns2343
      @laughingclowns2343 3 роки тому

      "You were the second person I interviewed"....have we watched the same video?

    • @nido6276
      @nido6276 3 роки тому +3

      @@laughingclowns2343 start at 00:12 buddy. You seem confused

    • @michaelyaziji
      @michaelyaziji 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I noticed the same thing. It's all so fake. :/

    • @WiredLain_
      @WiredLain_ Місяць тому

      fr why would he just randomly have that picture laying around, he obv had a script but what was even the point of that line? so weird.

  • @jaybrielakoi7747
    @jaybrielakoi7747 6 років тому +134

    This guy is so absolutely hilarious on arrested development. Like his character is so twisted but funny. If you haven’t watched this show you absolutely have to. It’s way good.

    • @ontariobuds
      @ontariobuds Рік тому +7

      Remember when his body was rejecting his hair implants but he wanted to keep that amazing long curly hair?
      And you're sure you're okay?
      - Oh, probably.
      I can't feel anything.
      How's my hair?
      It's fine.
      It's sucking the life out of you, Tobias. 😂😂😂

    • @alienvomitsex
      @alienvomitsex Рік тому +3

      If you thought he was funny on that show, you HAVE to watch The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. He turns the dial up to 11

    • @Nkosinati
      @Nkosinati Рік тому +3

      💯 Yes! Tobias Funke was a genius character in an already exceptional show... and it was all David's improv skill; he completely brought that character to life. Such an underrated show while it was being broadcast; it took a few years for people to digest it and realize that it was basically the most brilliant sitcom of all time.

    • @matthewgriffin3486
      @matthewgriffin3486 Рік тому +2

      @@Nkosinati that's it's always sunny but AD is up there

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Рік тому

      The first 3 seasons...

  • @cybust6420
    @cybust6420 6 років тому +35

    David Cross is so awkwardly funny and unpredictable.

  • @SUBsystemHawgCranker
    @SUBsystemHawgCranker Рік тому +48

    David Cross is an absolute legend and I would die if I got to hang with the dude for a day.

    • @mrnoodle1906
      @mrnoodle1906 Рік тому +6

      Ok David Cross

    • @SUBsystemHawgCranker
      @SUBsystemHawgCranker Рік тому +2

      @@mrnoodle1906 The jig is up, time to make a new youtube... had a good run pretending to be a 30 year old from the midwest though... All good things must come to an end.

    • @131313user
      @131313user Рік тому

      Lol sad. I guess your life is that boring

    • @harvey3rdman464
      @harvey3rdman464 10 місяців тому

      No. You really don't. I think this guy is a comedy treasure and extremely funny. But you wouldn't want to _hang with the dude_ irl.

  • @ARBLACKx
    @ARBLACKx 6 років тому +483

    His the first ever analyst and therapist

    • @TheCodegram
      @TheCodegram 6 років тому +49

      ablurt_55 the worlds first analrapist

    • @Treebot1
      @Treebot1 6 років тому +1

      CYNow8824 theralyst!

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 6 років тому +10

      Where the FUCK are my hard boiled eggs?!?!?

    • @Overton_Windows
      @Overton_Windows 6 років тому +6

      “A NU START”

    • @sillythingsme186
      @sillythingsme186 6 років тому +1

      Analrapist. “Yes, I admit that did not read well on paper” - Tobias

  • @sldy93
    @sldy93 6 років тому +70

    I’m so glad to see David Cross on this show after those Chipmunk movies. It’s almost like he is on anustart.

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 6 років тому +2

      Or some Temocil lol

    • @WestZ
      @WestZ 6 років тому +4

      Anus tart lol.

    • @arlosteiner8382
      @arlosteiner8382 6 років тому +1

      Oh so you're like a massive normie then?

    • @MouseHuntExtendedDirectorsCut
      @MouseHuntExtendedDirectorsCut Місяць тому +1

      @@arlosteiner8382I love that the joke went over your head, and that the joke was actually at your expense since it wasn’t a normie reference yet you’re calling the commenter a normie, and that 6 years later it’s still here so that I can laugh at you

  • @babery9756
    @babery9756 6 років тому +206

    how do people even think this is awkward? they are so obviously improvising off of each other. this is probably the funniest colbert interview ive watched

    • @jordancimmino952
      @jordancimmino952 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah but at the end when he tried to promote his show. Do you think that was real or rehearsed?

    • @laughingclowns2343
      @laughingclowns2343 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly.

    • @DefDeferson
      @DefDeferson 3 роки тому +10

      Also there's TV lighting set up in the backstage, so they had it at least vaguely planned out early. (normal room light is to dark to look that good on camera)

    • @jackboneart
      @jackboneart 2 роки тому +8

      Damn, this is the funniest one? I feel bad for colbert fans

    • @tattooninja
      @tattooninja 2 роки тому +8

      @@jackboneart Lol these are NPCs who think Samantha Bee is funny.

  • @druha10304
    @druha10304 6 років тому +48

    i love david cross shit i remember his stand up when i was 15 coming home and laughing my ass off

  • @kirkerandrews
    @kirkerandrews 6 років тому +576

    Thank god this wasn't real. Because I love both David and Steven, and somewhat panicked when I saw this title and up until about halfway through.

    • @vegasbrit9440
      @vegasbrit9440 6 років тому +7

      kirker Started watching it, but panicked coz of the title also 🤤 So relieved reading a better outcome & things are total BS in the wings, playing out same time!!! *PHEW*

    • @ehawk7921
      @ehawk7921 6 років тому +7

      Teddy Holiday of course he is. But who isn't, to be fair?

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw 6 років тому +7

      Dan Silent Playthroughs Dwayne Johnson.

    • @afterthesmash
      @afterthesmash 6 років тому +2

      A better strategy for coping with headline ambiguity panic is to downvote and move on. Soon enough, with enough feet hitting the exit ramps, the headlines will suck less. Just walk out. Problem solved.

    • @justfetus
      @justfetus 6 років тому +2

      Why on earth would you think the title could be serious?

  • @kenmay8490
    @kenmay8490 4 роки тому +88

    "David Cross Walks Out Of His Interview" = click bait

    • @tmgxxmiami5531
      @tmgxxmiami5531 3 роки тому +4

      But not disappointed

    • @jimmysmith5418
      @jimmysmith5418 3 роки тому +2

      Thanks I nearly watched the whole thing for no reason but cheers I’m out!

    • @Ibhenriksen
      @Ibhenriksen 3 роки тому +3

      Everyone eventually walks out on their interview.

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 3 роки тому

      I'm not even mad

    • @MichaelMooneyPopCultureX
      @MichaelMooneyPopCultureX 3 роки тому

      Sam Kinnison fucks a cadaver oh, it's the bit comedy I forget

  • @vengefulvegan
    @vengefulvegan 6 років тому +507

    Click bait but I love it.

    • @NathanaelGreer
      @NathanaelGreer 6 років тому +2

      vengefulvegan David Cross of shit piece of fuck

    • @Knallbart
      @Knallbart 6 років тому +4

      It's the nice kind of clickbait! 😜

    • @REALYAADYEXTREME
      @REALYAADYEXTREME 6 років тому

      nathan greer grammar

    • @Hobo13
      @Hobo13 6 років тому

      nathan greer good or bad thing?

    • @upfulsoul826
      @upfulsoul826 6 років тому +3

      I don't.

  • @msminmichigan
    @msminmichigan 6 років тому +6

    This kind of staged "fight" is totally a throwback to early Letterman. I loved it

  • @sunroomz220
    @sunroomz220 3 роки тому +15

    David cross was hilarious in aqua teen hunger force as Happy time harry

  • @freespirited3557
    @freespirited3557 6 років тому +167

    A hilarious dude.. Tobias is one of my all time favorite tv characters..

  • @USMCCGAGNG
    @USMCCGAGNG 4 роки тому +14

    First time I saw DC was on a tv show “Just Shoot Me” his comedy was inspirational! Great talent.

    • @huntspoint3442
      @huntspoint3442 4 роки тому +5

      Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiiiiiiii.

  • @UFCaccesslimiter
    @UFCaccesslimiter 6 років тому +28

    JOKINGLY walks out to be more accurate.

  • @InclementFilms
    @InclementFilms 6 років тому +377

    I will always remember him as the marine from Halo 2.

  • @massimoveronie3370
    @massimoveronie3370 4 роки тому +17

    *looks under table* “how are ya?” 😂

  • @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb
    @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb 6 років тому +84

    "I blue myself" 😂😭... A legend🔥First analrapist ever😤💯

    • @gabriellawarning913
      @gabriellawarning913 4 роки тому +1

      I want to like the comment but I soooo do not want to ruin the 69 likes 😂

    • @fblthp437
      @fblthp437 4 роки тому +1

      @@gabriellawarning913 well it's 79 now so

    • @genesisbustamante-durian
      @genesisbustamante-durian 3 роки тому

      @callmecatalyst Are you David's wife or something? Get a Job.

  • @rosscardenas6636
    @rosscardenas6636 6 років тому +176

    why didnt he mention his performance in scary movie 2, that was like the funniest thing he ever did.

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 6 років тому +12

      As good as that was gotta disagree..nothing beats Tobias Funke.

    • @keepyoursneaks
      @keepyoursneaks 6 років тому +4

      Harry Dingling I CAN DO IT MYSELF! lol

    • @intergalacticmoose
      @intergalacticmoose 6 років тому +1

      Obviously you haven't seen "Run Ronnie Run"

    • @jesscateyesquad
      @jesscateyesquad 6 років тому +1

      Ross Cardenas was he the one with the little hand mixing up potatoes😄😄😄

    • @gemstony85
      @gemstony85 6 років тому +1

      Not to mention his performance in MEN IN BLACK 2. "A Neutraliz...(flash)" 😂

  • @speaktruth9631
    @speaktruth9631 Рік тому +1

    Arrested Development was Brilliant!

  • @lets-evolve
    @lets-evolve 6 років тому +28

    I read the title and knew it would be funny, I love David Cross's humor

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Рік тому

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

  • @EthanIrizarry
    @EthanIrizarry 6 років тому +11

    That man you killed had a puppy!
    -David cross: Halo 2.

    • @InclementFilms
      @InclementFilms 6 років тому +3

      Ethan Irizarry YES!!! Halo 2 legend!

  • @tonyp1376
    @tonyp1376 Рік тому +1

    I was in Boston at Hempfest circa 2016 and wandered off with a friend down the street looking for a Dunkin Donuts. I saw a guy intently looking into a Cafe window and asked 'hey buddy, you know where there's a Dunks around here?'. He wouldn't turn around until I asked a second time, at which point I realized... it was David Cross!

  • @katie_the_lady
    @katie_the_lady 6 років тому +640

    So happy Arrested Development is coming back! #ANUSTART

    • @flavourlessjosephus2910
      @flavourlessjosephus2910 6 років тому +14

      Just sucks that Tambor has basically killed any more series with his problems with anger towards women.

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 6 років тому +6

      Yeah seriously, what is an anus tart?

    • @tanmaykitkat
      @tanmaykitkat 6 років тому +10

      Judging by your comments I think you need to seriously consider seeing an Analrapist.

    • @mrsotko
      @mrsotko 6 років тому +5

      Anyong!

    • @Overton_Windows
      @Overton_Windows 6 років тому

      Katie Weinhold don’t tell twitter. They’re all freaking out over “sexism” on part of the male cast members in a ny times article.

  • @PREPFORIT
    @PREPFORIT 6 років тому +216

    Everything David Cross has done is Gold Including MIB2
    - He grabs the shovel...".hey Mom?.."... LMFAO

    • @brodelnaz
      @brodelnaz 6 років тому +7

      He is an insane liberal which makes his stand up hard to watch, but when he's in a movie and has to read a script he's ok

    • @Enceladeans
      @Enceladeans 6 років тому +5

      I think Colbert meant Cross' brief appearance in the first Men in Black as a guy who keeps killing bugs in front of the bug alien. Obviously his MIB2 appearance was gold.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 6 років тому +3

      obviously you didnt see the third chipmunks movie

    • @demogog3449
      @demogog3449 6 років тому +5

      Going back to Mr. Show....that was groundbreaking material wise.

    • @kevinlester2609
      @kevinlester2609 6 років тому +1

      Increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret? Y’all kids

  • @jccarranza96
    @jccarranza96 Місяць тому

    He’s the author of one of the most profound lines on a sitcom ever:
    “My pants are tight..!” 🤣

  • @robothuman5823
    @robothuman5823 6 років тому +8

    I wish this wasn't semi-clickbait. I love a good interview walkout.

  • @PaulPlaysMinecraft
    @PaulPlaysMinecraft 6 років тому +21

    David is such a good actor love him

  • @deeznutz2646
    @deeznutz2646 6 років тому +20

    "I'll just be the bigger man here and walk away...WALK away"

  • @beauquarles3356
    @beauquarles3356 6 років тому +425

    Nice Stephen, clickbated your way to #1 on trending

    • @francescamlopez
      @francescamlopez 6 років тому +3

      HE SURE DID!!!

    • @melitonorozcojr.8099
      @melitonorozcojr.8099 6 років тому +4

      Beau Quarles no click bait here kind sir

    • @discosyed
      @discosyed 6 років тому +4

      i've walked into worse clickbaits than this though

    • @mhuh
      @mhuh 6 років тому

      Yup. Clickbait indeed for the new Colbert show.

    • @ariesviolent
      @ariesviolent 6 років тому +3

      So, all of you "click victims" the same robot or did you all just decide to be whiny babies over drinks?

  • @PRYVTgomerPYLE
    @PRYVTgomerPYLE 6 років тому +10

    I will always remember him from "small soldiers."

  • @Robocoppat
    @Robocoppat 4 роки тому +66

    David Cross is a comedic genius

    • @The-Skinn
      @The-Skinn Рік тому

      That’s hilarious! 😂

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Рік тому

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

  • @jacobsevilla2073
    @jacobsevilla2073 6 років тому +133

    david CROSS WALKS out of his interview

  • @TJthunderstrike
    @TJthunderstrike 6 років тому +73

    This has to be the funniest awkward interview ever.

  • @quinnmoore5985
    @quinnmoore5985 2 роки тому +1

    David cross is like bad acid, you pay money, get disappointed, and have no lasting memories of your experience

  • @mrboni5
    @mrboni5 6 років тому +6

    "Give me your hand, no your other hand!" 😆

    • @lovebelow7773
      @lovebelow7773 3 роки тому

      Omg, I'm 44 years old and remember that shit. No give me your other hand. I'm cracking up laughing right now. Ty sir

  • @LewysC
    @LewysC 6 років тому +307

    Got baited so hard XD

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 6 років тому +13

      Lewys Cousins That happened to me the other day. MAN did it feel good!
      Oh, BAITED, not ‘bated. Never mind.

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 6 років тому +1

      crescentfreshbret Uhhh thanks for the information I guess.
      Glad you had an enjoyable experience ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 6 років тому +6

      Lewys Cousins I just never pass up an opportunity to make a stupid joke.

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 6 років тому +1

      crescentfreshbret Well that's an adventurous way to live life! 😂

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 6 років тому +1

      Lewys Cousins fake and gay!

  • @jamescampbell2891
    @jamescampbell2891 4 роки тому +4

    Run Ronnie Run, lmao David Cross is hilarious

  • @rooseveltNovember
    @rooseveltNovember 6 років тому +57

    It's called Home Box Office, LMAO!!!!

  • @wellesradio
    @wellesradio 6 років тому +11

    His mind is like a steel trap. God damn, he has an amazing memory. Makes me feel bad about my own weak memory.

  • @ThatDoodPhoenix77
    @ThatDoodPhoenix77 4 роки тому +5

    He's fucking hilarious in scary movie 2.

  • @CarlosRodriguez-vg2ob
    @CarlosRodriguez-vg2ob 6 років тому +4

    I love David Cross..... man this guy is fantastic

  • @kpag3030
    @kpag3030 6 років тому +728

    Meh. I was hoping for a real walk out

    • @TheWayofGrace89
      @TheWayofGrace89 6 років тому +61

      Kelly Pagano God, does anyone actually watch this garbage. In its entirety. Honestly? I got 15 seconds in and to your comment - that’s it.

    • @TheRamsberg
      @TheRamsberg 6 років тому +20

      I honestly thought this would be about Tambor and how dismissive the men in the cast were to Jessica Walter during that interview.

    • @HaakonHawk
      @HaakonHawk 6 років тому +10

      If that was the case. You wouldn't have seen it on the official channel.

    • @TheRamsberg
      @TheRamsberg 6 років тому +10

      You're correct, HaakonHawk and, as much as I like Colbert, he does his best to ignore controversy among his peers. Such as his only saying a few words about Louis C.K being a predatory creep., a man who he wrote with a good bit. Colbert isn't who a lot of liberals think he is.

    • @Kassy_1234
      @Kassy_1234 6 років тому +1

      Lmao. Me too

  • @paypatay1
    @paypatay1 Рік тому +2

    Watching this in 2023 I realize the Stephen Colbert show was still not funny even back then.

  • @LouiePolk8
    @LouiePolk8 6 років тому +236

    ALVINNNN

    • @jesscateyesquad
      @jesscateyesquad 6 років тому +1

      Shawn Jefferson 😄😄😄best comment

    • @Christopher_Woods
      @Christopher_Woods 6 років тому +1

      Good comment but would’ve made more sense for Jason Lee since he played Dave. And David Cross was Ian

  • @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
    @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit 6 років тому +415

    He is just doing it like Alvin and chipmunks.

  • @lwlewis007
    @lwlewis007 3 роки тому +6

    Anybody here to show love for him as “Minion” the fish in Megamind? So good in that

    • @MikeeHollMartz
      @MikeeHollMartz 3 роки тому

      Mega mind is so UNDERRATED!

    • @BRLambert4
      @BRLambert4 3 роки тому +1

      "You know what? Code: I'll just pack my thing and go. "
      Megamind is my absolute favorite!

  • @MrSigmaNoir
    @MrSigmaNoir 6 років тому +5

    That's hilarious
    Rachel under that desk with her blue dress on 🤣😂🤣

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 років тому +4

    David Cross as Dwight in Scary Movie 2. Good times man, good times.

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 6 років тому +28

    Mr. Cross handled Stephen's insensitive remark with tremendous dignity and professionalism. I love these guys!

  • @sschario60
    @sschario60 6 років тому +7

    Funny sketch, guys. And btw, David's MIB2 character had me in stitches.

    • @MrDruism
      @MrDruism 3 роки тому

      David was also in the first one as a different character. He was working in the morgue and the bug in the human suit saw him killing roaches so he stuck him to the ceiling with his nasty bug goo shit.

  • @getatme8195
    @getatme8195 6 років тому +7

    Lol, that was the weirdest hug I've ever seen!

  • @carljensen5730
    @carljensen5730 Рік тому +1

    Isn't it great how Colbert is so petty that his chair needs to be higher than the person he is interviewing?

  • @alienbacon656
    @alienbacon656 6 років тому +253

    Oh...oh no! Dave stole Jim Carrey’s beard!!!

    • @Peter-yc2uh
      @Peter-yc2uh 6 років тому +1

      kinda looks like JC... no?

    • @alienbacon656
      @alienbacon656 6 років тому

      Peter S slightly, also him still has hair...more or less

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 6 років тому +3

      Looks more like he stole David Letterman's beard.

    • @alienbacon656
      @alienbacon656 6 років тому

      jon reich my god! David stole it from Jim and Dave from him!!!! It can all be traced back to the first crazy Hollywood beard: MEL GIBSON!!!!

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 6 років тому +2

      Alien Bacon
      Ah, gotcha. But I just meant he more resembles David Letterman.
      Also, a _lot_ of crazy things have come out of Mel Gibson. LoL

  • @TheDragontee44
    @TheDragontee44 4 роки тому +22

    Cross is one of those dudes.... awkward comic... gets the tears flowing.... makes my ribs cramp...

  • @domgluhwein
    @domgluhwein 6 років тому +20

    Tobias Fünke got his shot in Hollywood! hahaha

  • @melissaB.1978
    @melissaB.1978 6 років тому +2

    One of my favorite movies of all times is "Run Ronnie Run" with David Cross !

  • @Dudeguy6816
    @Dudeguy6816 6 років тому +24

    "I don't think I have ever interviewed you, OH WAIT! I just remembered I have interviewed you, I just so happen to have a picture of that interview printed.... by my side here."

  • @techfan7808
    @techfan7808 6 років тому +4

    I love how Stephen subtly got back at David and didn't mention the comedy tour. Take that David Crosby!

  • @BigBoshV
    @BigBoshV Рік тому +1

    Man, Stephen Colbert is a charisma vacuum.

  • @Ring0fSaturn
    @Ring0fSaturn 6 років тому +105

    David Cross is brilliant and brave and funny -- you just have to go along for the ride. It takes some brass to walk off stage. Especially since he had really dressed up for the gig.

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Рік тому

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

    • @brandonborgerding182
      @brandonborgerding182 Рік тому

      @@billytankx oh boy

    • @AF-S1N1A1
      @AF-S1N1A1 Рік тому

      Brave??

  • @marysella3836
    @marysella3836 4 роки тому +4

    I’ve never heard of him and now he’s my favorite.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 3 роки тому +1

      You haven’t seen arrested development? Hilarious show and he’s the funniest part of it

  • @Cog_In_The_Gear
    @Cog_In_The_Gear Рік тому +1

    David Cross is a MASTER at playing a humble simpleton.

  • @johnsmith-wk2tb
    @johnsmith-wk2tb 4 роки тому +9

    Theres too much reminiscing these days. I feel like I'm at a party and dont know anyone.

  • @Agoodwaygame-lp3xe
    @Agoodwaygame-lp3xe 4 роки тому +12

    When you find out you have to do more Alvin in the Chipmunk movies

  • @ariarc
    @ariarc Рік тому +2

    He should have walked out for real. Now THAT would have been a laugh.

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 6 років тому +22

    He is my favorite comedian. Listen to all his material so many times.

    • @samplexample
      @samplexample 2 роки тому +2

      Cross is about as funny as he is handsome

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Рік тому

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

  • @CharlesGregory
    @CharlesGregory 6 років тому +11

    "Here we have a fan who is being given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to ask a celebrity a question face to face. She would like to waste it by asking a question she could have just looked up on IMDB."

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 3 роки тому

      @@realhumanist71 JW is a little more clued in than most.

  • @WoodysAR
    @WoodysAR Рік тому +1

    Oh he runs out twice! After he threw the Mug at the audience, I thought he was going to punch Stephen! Why did he rip his shirt off?

  • @Bob_Cratchit
    @Bob_Cratchit Рік тому +6

    OF all the hilarious things I've ever seen David Cross do or say, to this day, him uttering, "Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!" is and will always be my favorite - I laugh every time I remember this episode of "Just Shoot Me."

  • @picolascage7809
    @picolascage7809 6 років тому +33

    David Cross walked out of his interview.
    True story.

  • @peterbulloch4328
    @peterbulloch4328 Рік тому

    "Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Piiieee"! 😂😅😂😅😂😅

  • @fotog04
    @fotog04 6 років тому +24

    Ah, David Cross...you are one of my very favorite comedians!

  • @Read.A.Journal.Article
    @Read.A.Journal.Article Рік тому +3

    If you find the new Colbert report funny you were not the funny one in your group

  • @intelligentinvestor6053
    @intelligentinvestor6053 Рік тому +1

    Bro stole the chipmunks

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 Рік тому

      Have you seen the Conan interview where he constantly complains about the third movie and at the end, when guests normally plug their movie or music, he actually tells the audience to not watch the movie? It was hilarious.

  • @honsville
    @honsville Рік тому +3

    I was expecting a real walkout, not more staged stuff.

  • @marcbasis5404
    @marcbasis5404 6 років тому +42

    I love David Cross! I could listen to him talk all day. His movie rolls are great and his stand up kills!

    • @tommyboy6267
      @tommyboy6267 2 роки тому

      Love David Cross. It always amazes me why dudes as funny as this guy aren't more popular. Well...I guess I know the reason after all...he is just too far over most peoples heads. It seems that intellect and comedy just doesn't play well in the U.S.

    • @dirtlevel
      @dirtlevel 2 роки тому

      You should try his hamburger rolls

    • @Fireguy65
      @Fireguy65 Рік тому

      His standup is amazing

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Рік тому

      David Cross is one of the worst humans alive. Go watch Jim Breuer explain how David Cross TWICE wished DEATH on Jim Breuer and his wife for not taking the v@x, ...even though she was totally susceptible because she was dealing with VERY DIFFICULT CANCER! He is DESPICABLE!

  • @dlux626
    @dlux626 Рік тому +1

    Stephen has an intern under his desk just like Bill!

  • @aberri12311
    @aberri12311 6 років тому +5

    "i don't think i've every interviewed you"....two sec later pulls out a pic of interviewing him

  • @thorr18BEM
    @thorr18BEM 6 років тому +15

    Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiie! ♫

  • @Alexandre13.01
    @Alexandre13.01 3 роки тому +1

    "They are not toys! They are just small!"

  • @ubayyd
    @ubayyd 6 років тому +397

    "Literally or figuratively??" 😂

    • @arosahd651
      @arosahd651 6 років тому

      ansaree97
      0

    • @TDog14126
      @TDog14126 6 років тому +1

      @RandomClam24 relax

    • @Jared-ik1vs
      @Jared-ik1vs 6 років тому

      I can't tell you I'm still learning the difference.

    • @Jared-ik1vs
      @Jared-ik1vs 6 років тому

      RandomClam24 upload again

    • @zxqezxaq4238
      @zxqezxaq4238 6 років тому

      و كﻻت ىاجزىء بؤو ىاع ىق وىلكوؤة

  • @Abalester1
    @Abalester1 6 років тому +13

    Tobias is in the Collector's collection?? I completely missed that!

  • @pinoykidboxer
    @pinoykidboxer Рік тому +1

    All can remember is the cripple in scary movie.

  • @StevenRainmaker
    @StevenRainmaker 4 роки тому +3

    I was worried this would be real, but this is funny.