Everything Wrong with the Battle of Crait

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  • Опубліковано 30 тра 2019
  • We return to Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi and analyze the battle tactics from the Battle of Crait.
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  • @giantslayer9335
    @giantslayer9335 5 років тому +3898

    Battle? What battle?
    It was literally just the First Order waltzing up to the front door

    • @viperson9818
      @viperson9818 5 років тому +268

      Yeah. It was the first order doing a massacre. And a garbage air battle with the Millenium falcon 1v20 with only a underside gun.

    • @giantslayer9335
      @giantslayer9335 5 років тому +148

      viper Son you know what I would’ve done?
      Since Juggernaut turbotanks were repurposed after the Clone Wars Into prisoner transport, then why not mining vehicles as well?
      Imagine it. A bunch of turbotanks on the flat plains of Crait, circling the AT-M6’s and putting up a fight, as they outmaneuver the walkers and use their dorsal guns against the fighters

    • @bananaguard
      @bananaguard 5 років тому +33

      GiantSlayer they’d be blasted instantly. If not then the ties would pick them off

    • @giantslayer9335
      @giantslayer9335 5 років тому +18

      BG14 not if they had a smoke screen from the Ski Speeders

    • @InebriatedGalvatron
      @InebriatedGalvatron 5 років тому +98

      ​@@giantslayer9335 See, that would have been cool. Allow the Resistance to put up a good fight while not making them overpowered. Would also have made the battle feel less like a rip off of Hoth.

  • @YokaiX
    @YokaiX 4 роки тому +2054

    Bottom line is, Battlefront 2’s “Battle Of Crait” is several times better and more exciting than the movie’s

  • @alexerny5552
    @alexerny5552 5 років тому +2294

    Finn: I might not make it, but there's a chance that....
    Rose: That's a nice plan you have there. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.

    • @duncanm4061
      @duncanm4061 4 роки тому +14

      Alex Erny He would've just died. He's lucky he hadn't died already.

    • @l1fey123
      @l1fey123 4 роки тому +87

      @@duncanm4061 he wouldve saved the resistance tho

    • @KGJ-user
      @KGJ-user 4 роки тому +38

      The real reason why Finn couldn't sacrifice himself: If that happened, Chinese and Americans would say "Hey! That looks like Japanese suicide squad!!"

    • @bubblebreak4160
      @bubblebreak4160 4 роки тому +6

      김규혁 But that’s a lie, all sides conducted suicide attacks during WWII

    • @fijifish9643
      @fijifish9643 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah FUCK ROSE

  • @dark_winter8238
    @dark_winter8238 4 роки тому +632

    You: “Bail Organa was the father of general Leia.”
    Vader: Why the hell am I still paying child support?

    • @Theo-bk6qj
      @Theo-bk6qj 4 роки тому +3

      If that is true, 😂😂

    • @lacari0805
      @lacari0805 4 роки тому +2

      吴子轩 What d’you?? Oh course it’s not true

    • @ihatebritain3942
      @ihatebritain3942 4 роки тому +2

      John paying child support to a dead person

    • @Dankumemes
      @Dankumemes 4 роки тому +4

      vader might have been leia's dad, but he was never her father.

    • @Mr_Fish10
      @Mr_Fish10 4 роки тому +17

      He may be her father but he wasn't her daddy. Wait wrong movie.

  • @n.s.a.4197
    @n.s.a.4197 5 років тому +1936

    The number one reason:
    Rian Johnson

    • @kvaldez46
      @kvaldez46 5 років тому +44

      Can't argue with that

    • @charleshixon5497
      @charleshixon5497 5 років тому +55

      Could've been a great movie if he didn't direct it

    • @orbaitv5991
      @orbaitv5991 5 років тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHA so original

    • @valemontgomery9401
      @valemontgomery9401 5 років тому +45

      @@orbaitv5991 Liking a movie doesn't make you interesting.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 5 років тому +4

      @@charleshixon5497 ,
      He Wrote It.

  • @sitchreapotere1073
    @sitchreapotere1073 4 роки тому +623

    "The Millenium Falcon, while a powerful ship..."
    It's literally a freighter with an aftermarket engine. If there's anything which pisses me off about the sequel trilogy it's its overuse of the Falcon. How can one freighter with a single underside turret not only withstand, but BEAT an entire squadron of military-grade fightercraft? It's bullshit.

    • @notleviathan855
      @notleviathan855 4 роки тому +119

      I think the excuse is "Plot Armor"

    • @lori8095
      @lori8095 4 роки тому +75

      The falcon is always piloted by people that are good at piloting except rey idk how she does that thing

    • @tejacube8373
      @tejacube8373 4 роки тому +53

      Wait where did the second turret seen in the original trilogy go?
      In a new hope both Han and Luke sit in a turret placement to shoot down TIE Fighters as they escape the Death Star.

    • @tehkangzheng9019
      @tehkangzheng9019 3 роки тому +2

      PLOT

    • @djmace9029
      @djmace9029 3 роки тому

      Well with Chewbacca at the helm that ship can do wonders.

  • @idc5025
    @idc5025 5 років тому +1261

    'Who should we have lead our army?'
    'How about that EMO kid with daddy issues?'

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 5 років тому +59

      ...Hey, that's honestly not that different from putting Vader in charge.

    • @tuckerjohnston1844
      @tuckerjohnston1844 5 років тому +22

      I/ DC but that EMO kid with daddy issues sucks at leading our army!

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 5 років тому +116

      Anakin Skywalker was an experienced leader before he became Darth Vader and given Death Squadron.
      Kylo Ren was a school shooter that then formed a gang, that was taken under the wing of a conman, conbeing?, who convinced the First Order he should be supreme leader after something bad happened to Grand Admiral Rae Sloane.

    • @idc5025
      @idc5025 5 років тому +11

      @@michaelramon2411 His issues where, he had no daddy.

    • @idc5025
      @idc5025 5 років тому +11

      @@tuckerjohnston1844 The First Order (and Empire for that matter) really need to sort out their HR department.

  • @thesteve580
    @thesteve580 5 років тому +610

    The Tie fighters didn't strafe parallel to the trenches. A couple of passes and no more troops.

    • @aname6988
      @aname6988 5 років тому +62

      Yep, and that´s exactly why real trenches are build in a zig-zag... (well, it´s not actually THE reason for it, but whatever)

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 5 років тому +77

      @@aname6988 True, if your enemy had Tie fighters in WW1 or 2 then you've got bigger problems.
      For the others, it's to stop the effects of a direct artillery hit going down the length (shrapnel, shockwaves) and *bullets* if enemy troops manage to reach a portion. Imagine the damage (and confusion of returning fire) along a dead straight trench if someone started firing down the length, every bullet would eventually be a hit.
      Also the frequent corners allow bracing and strengthens and breaks up the structure, so it won't all just go in a collapse along the length if one part weakens.
      This were the design rules before aircraft were even invented. It just so happened that they were also the right choice against strafing runs.
      Once again proving that Star Wars doesn't even know basic tactics.

    • @Aerovitro
      @Aerovitro 5 років тому +31

      @@casbot71 no its because Rian Johnson had no common sense

    • @lori8095
      @lori8095 4 роки тому +2

      Ties suck I took one down with a blaster pistol

    • @zacklastname2362
      @zacklastname2362 3 роки тому +2

      @@casbot71 Now I want a gritty WW1 movie where one side gets supported by TIE fighters and empire stuff.

  • @Akkarin-wq8rr
    @Akkarin-wq8rr 5 років тому +940

    The biggest mistake on the resistances part was fighting in the first place. This entire trench-system in entirely useless as they have no weapons capable of actually harming the walkers attacking them (something they should have learned from the Battle of Hoth several decades before).
    They should have just holed up in the base and engaged the First Order ground troops when they have to enter the base through the tiny bottleneck that is the hole in the doors

    • @Akkarin-wq8rr
      @Akkarin-wq8rr 5 років тому +62

      @Vae Victis I must reconsider. THAT was the biggest mistake of the movie xD

    • @catmani2
      @catmani2 5 років тому +91

      To be fair, the troops outside at Hoth were simply a delaying force. They were trying to give the base enough time to get people and equipment evacuated.
      On Crait, what were they trying to delay? They knew no answer was coming, and they could have easily created many kill zones in the tunnels and with the small hole in the door.

    • @Akkarin-wq8rr
      @Akkarin-wq8rr 5 років тому +21

      Plus, the only thing they were attempting to defend was the resistance i.e. themselves so there was no point to getting themselves into such a situation@@catmani2

    • @catmani2
      @catmani2 5 років тому +42

      @@Akkarin-wq8rr Exactly. The sheer stupidity of nearly every military decision in this movie is so frustrating. How could either of these organizations be a threat when they are both run by retards? (And I hate to say that about Leia, who I love. Hence why I can't stand Disney and what they did with some of the greatest characters in cinema history!)

    • @matthewkuchinski1769
      @matthewkuchinski1769 5 років тому +17

      Absolutely spot on analysis! the base on Crait should have been turned into another Stalingrad or, failing that, one of the fortified villages commonly used during the Vietnam War. These hamlets turned into Viet Cong strongholds forced American and allied units to fight on ground more suitable to the Viet Cong's strengths.

  • @christopherdriscoll6628
    @christopherdriscoll6628 5 років тому +393

    I felt that ordering the walkers to shoot Luke was the smartest call Kylo could make. How often do we criticize villians for going 1v1 with a hero ehen they could just have an army execute them? I loved that he gave no shits about a glorious duel and just wanted to safely and efficiently eliminate his biggest threat.

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 5 років тому +53

      Exactly, Luke is a Jedi. As far as Kylo knew, that was Luke (No one knew that was a projection.) and you know how much damage a Jedi can do...

    • @milmi-24attackhelicopter4
      @milmi-24attackhelicopter4 4 роки тому +19

      @@marrqi7wini54 especially a master like Luke

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 4 роки тому +16

      @@milmi-24attackhelicopter4
      In legends anyway.
      Canon and movie Luke doesn't seem as powerful as their republic counterparts.

    • @gargamel679
      @gargamel679 3 роки тому +17

      @@marrqi7wini54 tbh, the whole projection thing was such bullshit, but yeah its a smart call one of the, if not the only good things in the prequels

    • @markgeorge2200
      @markgeorge2200 3 роки тому

      The whole point of the battle wasnt to kill luke it was to end the resistance by killing or capturing them all. He could have had one AT M6 fire while the rest just kept moving and doing things and it would have had the same effect. And since luke was just like a ghost in that scene they could have just ignored him.

  • @erickg6797
    @erickg6797 5 років тому +403

    Leia: "I want troops in the trenches defending the giant protective wall."
    Commander: "You want troops with only with blasters, against heavy armor that's twice the size of AT-AT's and a tie-fighter squadron?"
    Leia: "Yeah. We need to slow them down."
    Commander: " We really aren't slowing them down. Our blasters can't even reach them. Don't you have any force powers to slow them down? I mean surely you've learned something in the force the last thirty years."
    Leia: "Dude... check out my rad coat."

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 5 років тому +9

      To be fair the instance of her using the force to pull herself on the ship was pure instinct.(And the fact she's a Skywalker.)
      Leia had little if any force training. Let alone Jedi training.

    • @SubscribersWithNoVideos-ub2ww
      @SubscribersWithNoVideos-ub2ww 4 роки тому +3

      Erick Gaona do you watch oversimplified?

    • @tristanjennings8889
      @tristanjennings8889 4 роки тому +14

      well this has aged like fine milk

    • @Theo-bk6qj
      @Theo-bk6qj 4 роки тому +2

      Marrqi7 wini well she had Jedi Training but we don’t know much about her force training

    • @frankie1261
      @frankie1261 4 роки тому

      500 Subscribers With No Videos
      Nah, he can’t have. He didn’t say: “Dude... uncool.”

  • @knivesmillions2913
    @knivesmillions2913 5 років тому +1096

    I facepalmed whenever Rose Tico was on screen such a bad character.

    • @imperialpresence3331
      @imperialpresence3331 5 років тому +78

      bad...or just not needed?...she had about as much impact as pruneface..and pruneface was a goddamned hero!

    • @DOSFS
      @DOSFS 5 років тому +19

      Agree that Rose Character arch isn't good.
      But Ramming Fin at the end is made sense, everyone knew that their fragile Sky Speeder won't do anything against Battering Ram Laser so they pull off except Fin. Especially on direct fly into the front on nearly full-charged laser(which can just blast Fin to oblivion or melt his ship even before hit) is really bad idea and suicidal action. So Rose came to stop pointless ram which didn't gonna do anything before Fin died.

    • @justarandomtechpriest1578
      @justarandomtechpriest1578 5 років тому +5

      @@imperialpresence3331 just bad if kylo made good calls shed have doomed the resistance

    • @imperialpresence3331
      @imperialpresence3331 5 років тому +26

      @@DOSFS a proton torpedo took out a battles station the size of a moon...and her character could have still pulled out a save...without putting us through her actual story...all the gambling planet/''dj'' crap..her story arc could have been her trying to be brave like her sister

    • @imperialpresence3331
      @imperialpresence3331 5 років тому +8

      @@justarandomtechpriest1578 kylo is an angry child and in short time his people will grow weary of him...not be surprised if hux isn't involved in his downfall

  • @AncreonSabbat
    @AncreonSabbat 5 років тому +143

    The real question if everyone peeled back but Finn how did rose catch up and t bone him...if they could move that quickly why not full throttle it the whole way?

    • @Weffi76
      @Weffi76 5 років тому +36

      also more intresting how did they manage to get back inside the base, whitout anyone shooting them.

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 5 років тому +3

      My guess is that because of Finn's fighter melting he started to slow down.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 5 років тому +6

      EXACTLY! That was my thought when I saw the movie for the first time. And I KNOW I saw weapon emplacements on the towing machines, and they did not fire once. And why would stormtroopers have to stand on top of those machines when the Star Wars factions are more than happy to have vulnerable windows on everything?

    • @jackbaxter2223
      @jackbaxter2223 9 місяців тому

      And since the walkers were absolutely savaging the ski speeders on their approach until Poe ordered them to retreat, why did they suddenly stop firing after that. It should have just left all of them focusing on Finn.

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 5 років тому +565

    You could probably make a top 100 list, this was such a disaster on nearly every level.

    • @dontgetoffendedmate5932
      @dontgetoffendedmate5932 4 роки тому +1

      midgetydeath when the scene came up where rose hit Finn out of the way of the cannon everyone in the theater either whispered “what the hell was that” or loudly booed. Kinda shows what people thought of just that scene

    • @DonChij
      @DonChij 4 роки тому

      That Guy That EVERYBODY Hates! It clearly was. It was just a bad and dumb movie

    • @DonChij
      @DonChij 4 роки тому

      @@DerpaTure9503 you're funny

    • @DonChij
      @DonChij 4 роки тому +1

      @@DerpaTure9503 *Visible sadness*

    • @RickyIsSmelly
      @RickyIsSmelly 3 роки тому

      @@DerpaTure9503 ok

  • @jedidrummerjake
    @jedidrummerjake 5 років тому +179

    Rose screwed it up. That was the "Oh, come On!" Moment.

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 5 років тому +22

      Not to mention, "wait, she's one of the best pilots they have; isn't she an engineer...?"

    • @jedidrummerjake
      @jedidrummerjake 5 років тому +2

      @@Sephiroth144 she just wanted a little kiss.

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 5 років тому +7

      @@jedidrummerjake Yeah, so many better ways to get one... most don't even involve sacrificing your cause, friends and everything you supposedly have been fighting for.
      (Also, Gorilla Walker gunner- why the hell didn't you splash them?)

    • @aidansmith5282
      @aidansmith5282 4 роки тому +6

      And her speech after crashing into fin is stating exactly what fun was about to do

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 4 роки тому +5

      @@aidansmith5282 "Hurf derf we don't win wars by killing those we hate, we win them by protecting those we love."
      "Bitch what do you THINK I WAS DOING?! Also, no, you REALLY DO win wars by killing the other fucker! That is literally how wars are won!"

  • @simplysteve68
    @simplysteve68 5 років тому +233

    The original spelling for this SW planet was as "Krayt", in the formerly canon EU. ☺

    • @bachri7721
      @bachri7721 5 років тому +36

      It does seem like a place Krayt Dragons might have evolved, especially considering their pearls.

    • @far0145
      @far0145 4 роки тому +13

      Formerly canon (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

    • @legoyoda3546
      @legoyoda3546 4 роки тому +4

      Wasn't there a sith lord named Darth Krayt?

    • @far0145
      @far0145 4 роки тому +1

      @@legoyoda3546 yes

    • @charlesjorge9156
      @charlesjorge9156 4 роки тому +8

      to be fair i like canon (besides the god awful sequels) better than legends
      because in my opinion in some instances legends is too over the top space magic where things get so op/crazy like i just like how canon shows more of a grounded version of star wars

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 5 років тому +23

    Rose's speed when she rams Finn means she probably had enough speed to hit the siege cannon herself.
    The First Order apparently had no sensors to detect an incoming ship … that's twice the Millennium Falcon has snuck in to save the day on a battle in progress.
    BTW how the hell did Finn drag Rose back to the base in time?
    They were next to the Walkers when they crashed and it's a _long_ walk.

  • @fenrir6002
    @fenrir6002 5 років тому +115

    I believe "it happened" would be the quickest way to sum up the problems with the battle of Krayt.

  • @victorbruant389
    @victorbruant389 5 років тому +442

    It completely defeats the purpose of capital ships if Admiral Gender Studies can just go Kamikaze and destroy a whole fleet.
    Also, why did she wait so long to attack and why didn't she use one of the smaller ships? She could have saved the Raddus and the transport fleet that way.

    • @falloutmcgee6948
      @falloutmcgee6948 5 років тому +107

      Victor Bruant “Admiral Gender Studies. “ This does put a smile on my face.

    • @giantslayer9335
      @giantslayer9335 5 років тому +9

      Actually, it was due to the High risk nature of hyperspace travel and the Raddus’ expiremental Shields that it was only done on that ship.

    • @victorbruant389
      @victorbruant389 5 років тому +94

      @@giantslayer9335 I guess they had to come up with an explanation after they wrote this crap.

    • @giantslayer9335
      @giantslayer9335 5 років тому +42

      Victor Bruant in my opinion, Sure, story-wise the Last Jedi is absolute garbage.
      But it still looks and sounds like Star Wars, so it’s not a total loss to me

    • @victorbruant389
      @victorbruant389 5 років тому +14

      @@giantslayer9335 Fair enough.

  • @eternal5930
    @eternal5930 5 років тому +35

    1:30 The guy in the background in doing a First Order salute.

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 4 роки тому +11

    Wait, what were the outside resistance fighters protecting? The door is supposed to protect them!
    If they stayed inside, a while lot more would have survived

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 6 місяців тому +1

      Had to thin the numbers so they'd fit on the Falcon.
      ...
      (That was sarcasm. I hate this movie.)

  • @LyricalViking
    @LyricalViking 4 роки тому +53

    How to beat the resistance at this point:
    -Communications Jammer
    -Kill every soldier that's outside the heavily fortified base.
    -Camp all sides of the base.
    Now when they run out of food and water.. they have no choice but to surrender, and since the First Order is bigger, they can still take over the rest of the Galaxy.

    • @LyricalViking
      @LyricalViking 4 роки тому +2

      @@DerpaTure9503 Alright back to Kylo's rampage then, all he would have to do is strategically place the at'at's around the base, then have troops stationed at any potential "backdoors"

    • @igorplebankiewicz1114
      @igorplebankiewicz1114 3 роки тому +1

      @@DerpaTure9503 Dude you could literally see the tie fighters and they've definitely had enough of them

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 роки тому +1

      I would have called in an orbital bombardment to destroy the bases defenses and maybe take out any tunnels they might have.

  • @stupiditytrooper6124
    @stupiditytrooper6124 4 роки тому +77

    "As The First Order begins landing their own A-SALT Force."

  • @andrewjacobs5686
    @andrewjacobs5686 5 років тому +82

    The First Order could have used a single shuttle to make a hyper-speed jump into the resistance base... or taken a page out of Kylo's grand father's book and used one of their badly damaged ships to ram the resistance under a flag of surrender.

    • @andrewjacobs5686
      @andrewjacobs5686 4 роки тому +3

      I hate to be That Guy That EVERYBODY Hates! Where do they say that? Honestly they should have explained that it was a really bad war crime and
      put the resistance on its back foot morally because of it.

    • @supergkop5678
      @supergkop5678 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewjacobs5686 How the fuck is the hyperspace ram a war crime?

    • @Mikazuchireborn
      @Mikazuchireborn 3 роки тому +12

      @@supergkop5678 He wasn't talking about the hyperspace ram, but Anakin in the Clone Wars making a false surrender. He did it so the Federation would lower their guard and not shoot the scrapped, empty ship he sent on a collision course.
      As you can tell, making a false surrender is very, very illegal. It ruins future diplomacy and peace talks, and you give the enemy the green light to shoot troops that actually surrendered because you've already proven that your side cannot be trusted.

    • @dragonheart967
      @dragonheart967 3 роки тому

      @@DerpaTure9503 Which is why they then show the same thing on a star destroyer at the end of RoSW, that shouldn't be in both hyperspace and mono space.
      In reality, it's a horrible attempt to justify a tactic that is now valid but is never used.
      I mean, how the heck did Holdo even know that the ram would even work? The tracker is new technology, and no one from the resistance would know how it functions on a technical level. How did she bank on the ram even working if it requires an extremely specific scenario for it to work in the first place? It just doesn't add up.

    • @igorplebankiewicz1114
      @igorplebankiewicz1114 3 роки тому +6

      First of all a hyperspace ram whouldn't even be a thing, that's not how hyperspace works lol, if it worked like that then the rebels could have just rammed into the death star lol

  • @mactcdc08
    @mactcdc08 4 роки тому +65

    The O.J Simpson case was more interesting than the space battle over crait.

  • @johncnorris
    @johncnorris 5 років тому +375

    I'd like to personally thank Kathleen Kennedy for selecting Rian Johnson, the best director ever, to bless us with his brilliance!
    * The use of this comment to calibrate your device's sarcasm detector is advised *

    • @fenrir6002
      @fenrir6002 5 років тому +52

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    • @johncnorris
      @johncnorris 5 років тому +7

      @@fenrir6002- Oy! We live in a troubled, troubled time.

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 5 років тому +10

      @@fenrir6002 Sixteen cases, mine just went and cracked my screen in the process.
      I went and tested it on some _political commentary_ and not a peep, it's busted alright.

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 5 років тому +1

      Fenrir owww. Why does laughing hurt?

    • @jamesfolkerts8169
      @jamesfolkerts8169 5 років тому +4

      @@johncnorris my phone shut off after I read your post.....

  • @DungeonNumber5
    @DungeonNumber5 5 років тому +107

    It wasn't even meant to be anything like a "battle-that-makes-sense".
    The Last Jedi is basically "The Room" amongst the common pop culture movies.
    What a story, Rey! Anyway, how is your force life?

    • @jrny20
      @jrny20 5 років тому +12

      This is bullshit. I did naht hit her. This is bullshit. I did naht hit her.
      I did naahhhtt. Oh, hi Poe.
      Seriously, I found The Room more enjoyable than this movie.

    • @kaptenlemper
      @kaptenlemper 4 роки тому

      A slight better than the Manos that we got in Rise of Skywalker...

  • @kevinbryer2425
    @kevinbryer2425 5 років тому +19

    The First Order had no idea whether the Resistance had anti-air capabilities. Dropping the superlaser too close could have just gotten it shot down.
    Speaking of the superlaser, the Falcon should have just made a direct surprise attack on it. If there is a kyber crystal in there, they could have blown up the entire First Order landing force in one blast.

  • @morrgash
    @morrgash 5 років тому +47

    In a time when weapons can destroy a whole planet they hide in a base with thick door LOL, Rian Johnson's logic....

    • @lancer737
      @lancer737 5 років тому +2

      Yeah but none are present.

    • @jackmakila3776
      @jackmakila3776 3 роки тому +11

      @@DerpaTure9503 yeah having them have like 1000 mini deathstars would be bad writing

    • @supersani21
      @supersani21 2 роки тому +6

      Orbital Bombardment would be more logical since Crait doesn't seem to have any shields. The Dreadnought in particular would be highly useful which is another way Poe's assault on the Dreadnought saved everyone

    • @swayenderblade1887
      @swayenderblade1887 Рік тому

      @@jackmakila3776 LOLLLL

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 5 років тому +112

    I'd hardly call this a battle but ok

  • @orcahhh8017
    @orcahhh8017 4 роки тому +10

    Also, i need someone to explain me the sense of distance they have: it takes more time to ski speed to the superweapon than coming back by foot (poe, rose ànd the others literally teleport themselves back into the base)
    Also, rose has time to break off the attack, and then overtake finn that didn't slowed down in the first place to crash into him

  • @bugman5380
    @bugman5380 5 років тому +19

    You forget to mention everything else in that film called The Last Jedi.

  • @blackfeenix85
    @blackfeenix85 5 років тому +15

    I still whander how rose managed to catch up with finn at all. Last we see rose turn arround and head to base and finn continues straight forward and full trouthle

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 5 років тому +3

      If she was that much faster, she could have rammed the siege cannon herself.
      What's really confusing is how Finn was able to drag her back to the base. Realistically if he had started sprinting for the base ASAP, leaving her behind, and had damn good cardio, he still shouldn't have made it.
      A) He's an incredibly easy and visible target, leaving a trail of red with every step against a white background
      B) How long did they "fly" for before he crashed? He's a _long_ way away. That's a hike.

    • @blackfeenix85
      @blackfeenix85 5 років тому

      @Vae Victis This movie hade that ALLOT xD

  • @ameliorategibberish8027
    @ameliorategibberish8027 5 років тому +77

    Dude, this is my favorite channel
    Allen!
    Hey!!!!! Humanity first!!!

  • @bouncycow3010
    @bouncycow3010 4 роки тому +18

    First order: ok, where to we land to attack?
    Rebels: why don’t you just land a miles away from the base, so we can have a giant battle, and then they can get away.
    First order: sounds good!

    • @serbianslav5494
      @serbianslav5494 4 роки тому +1

      This is Resistance, not Rebellion.

    • @gargamel679
      @gargamel679 3 роки тому

      @@serbianslav5494 same fucking thing

  • @briancool8038
    @briancool8038 5 років тому +11

    Damn it Allen, 0:59 to 1:03 made me laugh and spit my coffee. I'm used to your humor but that got me this time.

  • @fish23400
    @fish23400 5 років тому +30

    Number one: it happened

  • @luke.h9826
    @luke.h9826 5 років тому +206

    There is A LOT of things wrong with this battle 🤦‍♂️

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 5 років тому +5

      Totally agree! Fxxx the First Order and Resistance, for Uncle Sam!

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +1

      @@pyeitme508 Mother Russia

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 5 років тому +1

      @@frenchsoldier8485 Also included!

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +3

      @@pyeitme508 Da

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 5 років тому +1

      @@frenchsoldier8485 Your welcome.

  • @KrypticElement
    @KrypticElement 5 років тому +34

    Disney needs to stop having battles of 100 good guys with no vehicles and ships fight 1000 walkers, TIE's and Stormtroopers. It's so overused at this point

    • @TheLatiosnlatias02
      @TheLatiosnlatias02 2 роки тому +3

      That's why I favour Expanded Universe than disney bullshit

    • @imreallynoob8311
      @imreallynoob8311 Рік тому

      They want to make us belive that the republic and resistance are baldy outnumbered and standing on the back foot the whole war
      When the new republic suppose to be the one outnumber the first order controling most of the galaxy

  • @slicerneons3300
    @slicerneons3300 5 років тому +24

    I'm surprised this video is so short, considering all the Foul-ups.

    • @mr_e_monkey8836
      @mr_e_monkey8836 5 років тому +2

      I'm surprised this video is so long, considering all he had to say was "everything."

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 5 років тому

      If anyone hasn't already seen Robot Head's videos on the sequel films, I'd seriously recommend them. He has a lot of interesting and well-thought-out points and presents his arguments fairly well. I'd say that he's a good representation of my dissatisfaction with the new franchise as a Star Wars fan

    • @slicerneons3300
      @slicerneons3300 5 років тому

      @@mr_e_monkey8836 Fair Point.

    • @gru4347
      @gru4347 5 років тому

      No

  • @nobody4248
    @nobody4248 5 років тому +45

    What if Anakin failled to find Ventress during the Wrong Jedi arc?

    • @bacondorito
      @bacondorito 5 років тому +7

      Then Ahsoka would be sentenced and Barriss would go unnoticed. She would probably be executed during Order 66 if she doesn’t commit any more crimes against the Jedi/Republic before ROTS. Ahsoka could escape, or she would be visited by Anakin if he would be allowed to see her. Anakin might turn to the dark side sooner seeing as how this wasn’t her choice unlike her leaving, which was. There might still be a Siege of Mandalore, they just wouldn’t send Ahsoka, they’d sub in some other Jedi, or maybe they’d have just Anakin or just Obi-Wan rescue the Chancellor. There’s a lot that would be different if Ahsoka was imprisoned.

  • @kingryan69
    @kingryan69 5 років тому +6

    Finn-"I will sacrifice myself for the people I love"
    Rose-"not if I can help it"

  • @fuckface908
    @fuckface908 4 роки тому +4

    5:38 I didn't know they also had some small boi walkers?!

  • @orbaitv5991
    @orbaitv5991 5 років тому +8

    Still one of my favorite maps in battlefront 2

  • @adenkyramud5005
    @adenkyramud5005 5 років тому +135

    Last time I was this early there was an exploding planet behind me
    Edit: woah 114 likes rn? Shit you guys are crazy thx lol MOOOM I'M FAMOUS NOW!!!!

  • @theinquisitor3790
    @theinquisitor3790 5 років тому +14

    Alan, why haven't you given us any dolphin warnings lately?. Did they go under water.
    Sea what I did there?

  • @JYDollahsign
    @JYDollahsign 4 роки тому +2

    Would love for a scene in Episode 9 after Palpatine appears of Rose accusing him of mansplaining and sexism. Palps smirks and laughs, saying "Good, good...let the hate flow through you!" before unleashing Full Power Force Lightning on her.

  • @YokaiX
    @YokaiX 4 роки тому +2

    6:48 lmfao that guy’s expression as Kylo is screaming right behind him

  • @MrMiskut
    @MrMiskut 5 років тому +4

    Dude.... you were waaaaayyyyyy too nice 😂

  • @pilotj9467
    @pilotj9467 5 років тому +6

    7:13
    Why didn't the First Order just order their pilots to come to the side of the trenches and just strafe the entire trench line vertically instead of attacking from the front. Easy prey.

  • @lowestmoose5357
    @lowestmoose5357 5 років тому +2

    You did overlook that finn's face should have melted when flying at a super laser with no windscreen lol, and it was already shown to slightly melt the blast door so no idea what factor sun cream he was wearing but must have been some powerful stuff.

  • @christophereason9076
    @christophereason9076 5 років тому +45

    Kylo is a wussy, plus Adam is a good actor of a different sort than was needed for this, and the writing for his character is atrocious

    • @knivesmillions2913
      @knivesmillions2913 5 років тому +5

      I hope Palpatine steals his body using the force and thus changing his personality drastically.

    • @vincentrees4970
      @vincentrees4970 4 роки тому +1

      Kylo is an emotional, conflicted, angry and generally male victim of the same manipulation as Anakin Skywalker, and Adam plays into that perfectly. The problem is people expect a specific Kind of bad guy cuz hey, it's Star Wars, and completely miss the point when a director tries something different

  • @Wichnam
    @Wichnam 4 роки тому +3

    Battle of Crait: "Yea nothing beats us in everything wrong."
    The Rise of Skywalker: "Hold my drink."

  • @ajaxthegreatest2191
    @ajaxthegreatest2191 5 років тому +23

    10:35 3 tie fighters taken out by one shot...🤦smfh

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 5 років тому +10

      Syru Mae

    • @thenerfkid9228
      @thenerfkid9228 5 років тому +5

      Remember the first movie, the falcon could shoot down a tie fighter in one shot, but shooting through 3 lightly shielded tie fighters
      WHAT THE FUCK DID UNKAR PLUTT DO TO THE FALCON, HOW DID IT DO THAT

    • @valtersplume3726
      @valtersplume3726 5 років тому +1

      The Falcon had some weapon upgrades while Unkar Plutt owned it.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 5 років тому

      Very Pancho Villa of the Falcon.

    • @valtersplume3726
      @valtersplume3726 5 років тому

      @@KaiserMattTygore927 you think she transferred her power into the guns? Unkar Plutt simply improved them while he owned the ship.

  • @macrebel8068
    @macrebel8068 5 років тому +2

    A new republic fleet consisting of 2 dozen Starhawk class battleships mark 2, 24 nebula class star destroyers, 12 endurance class fleet carriers, mc85 star cruisers, mc80 and mc90 star cruisers, one executor super star destroyer and 2 viscount class star defenders drop out in front of the fleet and start firing all weapons at the first order fleet

  • @jamiewalsh3349
    @jamiewalsh3349 5 років тому +8

    Kylo Res basically screwed up when his personal vendetta's came

  • @BoggydanBuckney
    @BoggydanBuckney 5 років тому +5

    Did you know that if you watch the last battle in this movie and then watch the first battle in this movie you've just rewatched a worse version of the battle of hoth?

  • @elementaljedi9335
    @elementaljedi9335 5 років тому +15

    Luke could’ve taken out the whole army if he had been his EU version.

    • @lancer737
      @lancer737 5 років тому

      EU isn't non-canon, even then, he still can as new lore has him force grabbing dozens of Imperial class SDs all at once and throwing them down at Jakku, while frying dozens of other Imperial class SDs all at once with force Lightning.
      Surrounding him with infantry will do jack.

    • @elementaljedi9335
      @elementaljedi9335 4 роки тому

      That Guy That EVERYBODY Hates! Yeah, thank god we only got a grumpy old man. Oof because there’s no way in hell we would all wish to see a cool character have a cool moment: 🙂

  • @abbiwoods420
    @abbiwoods420 2 роки тому

    Amazing perfect in everything thanks for the video! Keep making more😁

  • @sicariusvast9555
    @sicariusvast9555 5 років тому +1

    Finally this series is back

  • @YENSIEN
    @YENSIEN 5 років тому +419

    Everything wrong with the battle of crait?
    Its an uninspired rip-off battle in an uninspired rip off movie

    • @legoactionstudios9400
      @legoactionstudios9400 5 років тому +11

      YES! That’s RIGHT!

    • @gru4347
      @gru4347 5 років тому +4

      That’s totally wrong and ignorant

    • @SneakyDeaky2
      @SneakyDeaky2 5 років тому +6

      Yes it is. It just shows how bad Disney movies are!

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 5 років тому +12

      @@gru4347 Ok, Gru

    • @Walter-fc3uq
      @Walter-fc3uq 4 роки тому +4

      not complete ripoff but guess what, that battle so many plot holes that it made Swiss cheese jealous.

  • @ny6202
    @ny6202 4 роки тому +7

    To sum it all up: Everything was wrong in the battle.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 роки тому

      FreezingTNT no, the visuals were good

  • @BrownTownJamacia
    @BrownTownJamacia 4 роки тому

    I really liked this explaination.

  • @selfloathinggameing
    @selfloathinggameing 4 роки тому

    The cinematography in this scene is beautiful, the white and red just looks amazing

  • @atlasknights7145
    @atlasknights7145 4 роки тому +4

    Don’t forget luke used his fathers lightsaber even though it was destroyed earlier in the movie

  • @dragonsword7370
    @dragonsword7370 4 роки тому +8

    "Everything wrong with the battle of Crait."
    Answer: it bloody exist...

  • @Spite555
    @Spite555 4 роки тому

    I love how you just kept throwing shade

  • @christopherrivera9946
    @christopherrivera9946 5 років тому

    It may have been a flawed battle, but it looked AMAZING on screen.

  • @zealot777
    @zealot777 5 років тому +6

    Kylo Ren forgets...Kylo Ren forgets...yeah he sure did!

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 4 роки тому +4

    Kylo should have used his Epsilon shuttle’s heavy weapons to reduce the Millennium Falcon to a charred pile of scrap

  • @oceanlnr9414
    @oceanlnr9414 4 роки тому +1

    The final battle in TROS makes this one look the most logical battle in history

  • @danthiel8623
    @danthiel8623 5 років тому

    Wow spot on

  • @kvaldez46
    @kvaldez46 5 років тому +8

    Is it me or are Allen's v necks getting deeper?

    • @CheemsofRegret
      @CheemsofRegret 5 років тому +2

      Two dozen videos after this, he'll be wearing to seperate shirts

  • @mivapusa
    @mivapusa 5 років тому +5

    Nuking it from orbit wouldn't have been as fun, evidently

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 5 років тому +1

      That makes me think. Has there been a canon (or even legends) use of fission weapons in Star Wars?

  • @jhauptmann9850
    @jhauptmann9850 4 роки тому +2

    Great video! But Rose ramming Fin was not stupid. it was a brave and brilliant move as she is a 1st order spy/agent. :)

  • @OUTSIDER40
    @OUTSIDER40 4 роки тому

    Good job 👍

  • @Tomozuru
    @Tomozuru 5 років тому +12

    Wew the salt

  • @Ratkill9000
    @Ratkill9000 5 років тому +44

    And they wonder why people hate the Rose character.

    • @yurimikhail6907
      @yurimikhail6907 4 роки тому

      @Darth Cronal Wasn't Finns plan to ram right into the giant super weapon with an old falling apart speeder? It's been a while since I actually watched the move.

    • @joseninoska
      @joseninoska 4 роки тому

      @Darth Cronal to be honest, I wouldn't mind that, only because we were losing so many old characters, how about let's make a new one sacrifice himself.

  • @PBiggs-vr1tn
    @PBiggs-vr1tn 4 роки тому +1

    Well
    That red dust is from the red sediment, right below the thin layer of white salt
    You can note it is seen in a handful of foot prints you can see, as well as the trenches.
    The reason the speeders were making that red dust was due to that bottom bit literally scraping the surface.

  • @9-bitfox
    @9-bitfox 4 роки тому

    I loved The Millennium Falcon Flying and Kylo immediately going " BLOW THAT HUNK OF JUNK OUT OF THE SKY!!!!"

  • @COH-gl5yg
    @COH-gl5yg 5 років тому +11

    Short answer everything

  • @timothytoth3540
    @timothytoth3540 5 років тому +3

    The old movies made your hate the bad guys and now the new ones make you hate the good guys.

  • @pyeitme508
    @pyeitme508 5 років тому +2

    FINALLY!

  • @matthewa441
    @matthewa441 Рік тому +1

    I think the fact that the First Order was undermanned and unprepared is perfect. Kylo was running off pure emotion, as siths do. His ego was so big that he thought that was all the troops and equipment they needed. They rushed into battle hastily, without a plan, and botched it from the very start. Kylo had just taken over as Supreme Leader and had no idea what he was doing.

  • @joshuaking3731
    @joshuaking3731 5 років тому +3

    Kylo Ren is hands down the best and most interesting character in the sequil trilogy. And I hatted him in ep7

  • @sheevone4359
    @sheevone4359 5 років тому +5

    Hello there

    • @Rittss1
      @Rittss1 5 років тому

      sheev one It’s a trap

  • @criticalfxck13
    @criticalfxck13 4 роки тому

    Love the pink polaroid cam man
    I got the blue version and it's dope

  • @emmanuelmorris7653
    @emmanuelmorris7653 5 років тому

    Can you do the Gray Paladins? They're a Jedi faction that used blasters and other weapons one was so good that she was able to send one of her own bolts straight up an enemy's blaster barrel. They also believed in using the force as little as possible so they focused on other skills like martial arts and military tactics like guerrilla warfare, urban tactics, espionage, and infiltration.

  • @silvershelbygt5006
    @silvershelbygt5006 4 роки тому +4

    Everything wrong with the battle of crait:
    It was in TLJ

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 5 років тому +8

    The Forerunners (Halo) vs the modern Warhammer 40k galaxy.

    • @MetalKing1417
      @MetalKing1417 5 років тому

      @Cosmic Rift Elite: Demon
      Space Marine: No, Angel. That's a Daemon.*points to charging blood thirster*

  • @Satan-cx8wf
    @Satan-cx8wf 5 років тому +1

    Nice

  • @InebriatedGalvatron
    @InebriatedGalvatron 5 років тому +2

    My explanation for how Rose caught up to Finn is that enough of her speeder fell off that her top speed increased. Still don't have an explanation for how Finn wasn't roasted by the super laser, how Rose didn't kill herself and Finn when she t-boned him, or how the hell her "protecting what we love" statement applied to the situation.

  • @ntolman
    @ntolman 5 років тому +3

    I have a question for Alan: in canon or legends is there a lightside force user who was maimed like either Malak/Vader and stayed on the lightside?

    • @marcbartuschka6372
      @marcbartuschka6372 5 років тому +1

      Well, Ulic Quell Dromas brother lost his arm and stayed on the light side (I guess a lot Jedi lost limbs). This is far less than Vader lostof course, but maybe at least similar to Malak, who lost his jaw.

    • @QarthCEO
      @QarthCEO 5 років тому

      Empatojayos Brand

  • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
    @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 5 років тому +4

    The tree
    THERE STILL IT IS

  • @lucsplan6054
    @lucsplan6054 5 років тому +2

    The V-4X-D ski speeder looks like the german Blohm & Voss P163 design project bomber. The crew acommondated in large wingtip nacelles and the engine in the central fuselage

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 5 років тому

      I thought it looked like the doddering grandfather of the B-Wing. Which reminds me. The B-Wing would have been much better in the first space battle than the slowly-flying boxes of explosives they did use.

  • @buckethead8284
    @buckethead8284 4 роки тому +1

    I actually think like you said about the surviving carriers, was the AAL-1971/9.1 Troop Transport. The AT-M6’s probably only had the platoons on with them just in case things went south. Because once those got closer then it would be secure enough for the Troop Dropships to land and invade the base itself.
    Aside from this, you opened my eyes to all the flaws 👌

  • @aqxvl7929
    @aqxvl7929 5 років тому +11

    I'm early and I don't know what to comment

  • @josephjones9904
    @josephjones9904 5 років тому +4

    You accidentally said Impetial pilots instead of First Order pilots but besides that great video

    • @lancer737
      @lancer737 5 років тому

      They are one in the same

    • @josephjones9904
      @josephjones9904 5 років тому

      In general yeah but you cant have a empire with no emperor

  • @lolmeme69_
    @lolmeme69_ 5 років тому

    Answer: Everything.
    Great video by the way!

  • @darthtitteous1215
    @darthtitteous1215 4 роки тому +1

    I think that jj abrams saw that episode of Avatar the Last Airbender with the drill and ba Singh se aNd was like “yo I know what I’m doing in the last Jedi”. Because all that scene reminded me of was the giant drill.