Why the Battle of Exegol MAKES NO SENSE!

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  • @EckhartsLadder
    @EckhartsLadder  4 роки тому +1904

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    PLS

    • @EckhartsLadder
      @EckhartsLadder  4 роки тому +114

      @@darthmaul2374 Thank you, My Apprentice

    • @betsydierlam561
      @betsydierlam561 4 роки тому +31

      @EckhartsLadder i might not be able to watch but i will leave my ipad on there to get you the views

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy 4 роки тому +12

      @@EckhartsLadder ...Eckhart is Palpatine? I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

    • @EckhartsLadder
      @EckhartsLadder  4 роки тому +22

      Betsy Dierlam You're the best!

    • @EckhartsLadder
      @EckhartsLadder  4 роки тому +17

      The Legacy hard to say!

  • @extrasalt9053
    @extrasalt9053 3 роки тому +9217

    I'm honestly surprised it wasn't a fleet of 10,000 Death Stars. That would have been even more hilarious.

    • @zxylo786
      @zxylo786 3 роки тому +1004

      Yeah thats cool but how about 10,000 Exegols that contain 10,000 Death Stars each?

    • @DrumToTheBassWoop
      @DrumToTheBassWoop 3 роки тому +644

      @@zxylo786 why stop there, why not have have 10,000 darth Vader’s, inside 10,000 exquisitor class destroyers, on 10,000 exgol planets. 😂😂

    • @bradensiegal1085
      @bradensiegal1085 3 роки тому +253

      I mean… it basically was. They were all armed with turbolasers, right? They all had the power to destroy planets

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 3 роки тому +173

      @@bradensiegal1085 Bob iger: so how many death stars can we fit into this movie for maximum nostalgia bait?
      JJ: Y E S

    • @360Roko
      @360Roko 3 роки тому +87

      That would actually be awesome. They already destroyed any semblence of continuity this trilogy had left after the last Jedi, might as well have some fun with it.

  • @randomstuff8149
    @randomstuff8149 4 роки тому +18443

    The resistance winning at Exigol is the equivalent of the 11 year old anime character learning the power of friendship and killing a god

    • @mclaire9447
      @mclaire9447 3 роки тому +1594

      To be fair, Anime usually takes the time to make that plotline believable. Or at least, enjoyable.

    • @musa978
      @musa978 3 роки тому +756

      So true, tens of thousands of planet destroying Star Destroyers couldn't beat a couple of ships 1/100 the size of them

    • @TerminatorGundam300
      @TerminatorGundam300 3 роки тому +352

      @@mclaire9447 Anime also finds better ways to take out the main antagonist

    • @raidrax2368
      @raidrax2368 3 роки тому +346

      @@boneleg6952 god, you people are fucking cringe. Let other people enjoy what they want and shut the fuck up

    • @OfficialEdwardNewgate
      @OfficialEdwardNewgate 3 роки тому +285

      @@boneleg6952 i bet you watch frozen 2 and say its a masterpiece

  • @David-bf2cg
    @David-bf2cg 4 роки тому +5875

    I hadnt thought about it like this, but if this was the largest fleet ever, then that basically means that Palpatine created more stardestroyers in his back yard, when he had no resources, then the empire in its prime did. Which makes the whole thing even more stupid.

    • @Tired-Merc
      @Tired-Merc 4 роки тому +475

      Im saddened they didnt do the star forge thing like the expanded universe, like their was some potentially interesting stuff they could have done but no we got shit

    • @albertschweizer8591
      @albertschweizer8591 4 роки тому +39

      The empereor obviously had resources. It was pretty much his home base.

    • @David-bf2cg
      @David-bf2cg 4 роки тому +428

      @@albertschweizer8591 Obviously? What is obvious in this situation?

    • @Stego1819
      @Stego1819 4 роки тому +176

      @@Tired-Merc Yes some kind of superweapon that just produces an endless amount of star destroyers. He could have found another star forge or something. But as a super weapon they stuck with a laser that could destroy a planet.

    • @heintz256
      @heintz256 4 роки тому +11

      fuax hunt that would have been a decent explanation of how he has that big of a fleet.

  • @impuis5397
    @impuis5397 2 роки тому +2228

    Film 4: A Death Star
    Film 6: A bigger Death Star
    Film 7: An even bigger Death Star that can destroy multiple planets at once
    Film 9: A fleet of 10000s of Death Stars...

    • @hawkgaming6663
      @hawkgaming6663 2 роки тому +214

      Except 4 and 6 made a little bit of sense…💀🤣

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 2 роки тому +114

      @@hawkgaming6663 I prefer the ot and prequels over the sequels

    • @hriday684
      @hriday684 Рік тому +177

      @@johngancarcik5682 Everyone does, young padawan. Everyone does.

    • @freddym99
      @freddym99 Рік тому +66

      I mean the original death star needed kyber crystals from ilum.... the starkiller base literally was ilum, feeded by the sun.... now what powers the lasers from the ships? the power of friendship?

    • @alexandraadamus3131
      @alexandraadamus3131 Рік тому +10

      Fun fact: google actually says the final order fleet actually is a lot smaller than the original imperial fleet. The more you know.

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 4 роки тому +7612

    Disney: “Ya know what’s better 10,000x better than a star destroyer?”
    Humanity: “Don’t say it.”
    Disney: “10,000 star destroyers.”

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 4 роки тому +517

      JJ: "You know what's better than a Death Star that destroys a planet? A Death Star that destroys SIX planets! At once!"
      JJ: "You know what's better than 10,000 Star Destroyers? 10,000 Star Destroyers with 'Death Star Tech" and each one can destroy an ENTIRE PLANET!"
      JJ: "You know what's better than Palpatine killing one person with Force Lightning? Palpatine destroying a FLEET OF SHIPS with Force Lightning!"
      JJ: "You know what's better than Luke fighting a remote? Rey fighting a remote while wearing a helmet mask, while dodging laser fire, while balancing on a log, while over a ravine, while-"
      JJ's idea of "raising the stakes" is ALWAYS to take something from an earlier movie and x1000 it.

    • @DonChij
      @DonChij 4 роки тому +46

      Laltluangliana Sailop that is because it is Jar Jar Abrams

    • @crazyguy1mania537
      @crazyguy1mania537 4 роки тому +36

      This is what happens when a princess company takes over a nerd central franchise.

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 4 роки тому +14

      More like Abrams thought it was better because the stakes somehow weren't high enough.

    • @crazyguy1mania537
      @crazyguy1mania537 4 роки тому +14

      No the stakes weren't absurd enough is closer. I mean Palpatine rising?! The stakes are high enough with that, but noooooo he needed something more. Palpatine being behind Snoke isn't enough.🙄

  • @nibblesowo
    @nibblesowo 3 роки тому +3337

    One of my friends explained it this way, and it kind of makes sense. The sequel trilogy is two kids playing with toys that have a base level of understanding of Star Wars, but not much else. The Mandalorian is a group of friends having a star wars themed DND night.

    • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
      @cowerdnerddespacito9518 3 роки тому +82

      Did you know that boba fett’s fighting scene was based off what a kid playing with toys looked like

    • @metalfingers222
      @metalfingers222 3 роки тому +95

      @@dadorkdoge2689 you got that mad over a comment, maybe u should get a life

    • @HolyCrusader5
      @HolyCrusader5 3 роки тому +85

      @@metalfingers222 U should too. Why even reply to it?

    • @metalfingers222
      @metalfingers222 3 роки тому +49

      @@HolyCrusader5 because i wanted to..? Dumb question, free will exists

    • @PikaFan2001
      @PikaFan2001 3 роки тому +31

      @@dadorkdoge2689 lol you think people should respect fictional characters that were only designed to sell toys? I mean seriously you wrote an essay in response to this random guy on the internet. Touch some grass.

  • @raider523-s9d
    @raider523-s9d 3 роки тому +2521

    The lack of writing in these movies is almost criminal.

    • @Vichedges
      @Vichedges 3 роки тому +112

      There was plenty of writing, it just was really really really dumb.

    • @joyuriismylife2941
      @joyuriismylife2941 3 роки тому +39

      yeah it's a war crime

    • @themeking5509
      @themeking5509 3 роки тому +29

      It’s disgusting.

    • @ryancols
      @ryancols 3 роки тому +2

      Except tlj of course

    • @murrayshekelberg9754
      @murrayshekelberg9754 3 роки тому +33

      Meh, it was all just a thinly veiled allegory about opposing the 'White male patriarchy'

  • @Moobeus
    @Moobeus 2 роки тому +2134

    Personally I’m proud of whoever was in charge of the logistics for that fleet. What a guy, finding a way to feed literally hundreds of thousands of people required to crew those ships, on a planet that can’t grow its own food, while somehow keeping the planet a secret. My goodness what a task! Those Uber drives must have gotten very good at navigating that hyper space lane!!

    • @PHILTente
      @PHILTente 2 роки тому +242

      Hundereds of thousands of people is an extreme understatement. there are tens of thousands of ships all have a crew around thirty thousand. we are talking hundreds of MILLIONS maybe even BILLIONS of people.

    • @Vaultyboi22
      @Vaultyboi22 2 роки тому +177

      @@PHILTente and thats ignoring the people building the ships

    • @5stargrim
      @5stargrim 2 роки тому +104

      @@Vaultyboi22 Stop, please, my head hurts and I smell copper

    • @Vaultyboi22
      @Vaultyboi22 2 роки тому +97

      @@5stargrim dont forget about people in charge of transportation of materials

    • @5stargrim
      @5stargrim 2 роки тому +40

      @@Vaultyboi22 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @SoloAxlion
    @SoloAxlion 4 роки тому +4895

    Sounds like the battle was written by a child.
    "So the Emperor raises so many super big Star Destroyers, like, 10 thousands of them, and they allll have superlasers so they can blow up planets!"
    "And then Lando gets the help of everyone in the galaxy to come help the Resistance fight!"
    Seriously.

    • @MWBalls
      @MWBalls 4 роки тому +392

      My very first impression of the movie was "Did an 8 year old write this?!" as the opening crawl ended. Only went downhill from there.

    • @connerclark3678
      @connerclark3678 4 роки тому +43

      I see certain orders of magnitude in Star Wars... figuratively. “Tens of thousands”, my Ahch-To! It had to be several hundred, which could... feasibly be defeated by a thousand armed-civilian ships if unshielded, with a single obvious weakness. To me, basic logic is higher canon than a hired writer’s literary interpretation of the movie.

    • @Minifutzi_o.O
      @Minifutzi_o.O 4 роки тому +20

      @Johnny Silverhand I personally find Rian Johnson and Episode 9 better, JJ concentrates on typcial bombastic scenes, Johnson more on character development.

    • @sovietpotatoes2353
      @sovietpotatoes2353 4 роки тому +71

      Sounds like a lego comercial
      Oh no a mam has falen into a STARDESTROYER SEA
      Hey!!!!!
      FIND the fleet of 20 000 ships!
      And of to the rescue...

    • @alisterfolson
      @alisterfolson 4 роки тому +21

      SoloAxlion JJ to his kids: "That's it! You guys get another trip to Disneyland for solving my problem!!"

  • @chitalian22
    @chitalian22 4 роки тому +626

    Prequel Trilogy - How the Empire came to be
    Trilogy - How the Rebels rise up and defeat the Empire
    Sequel Trilogy - I don't know, let's just make some movies to make money

    • @lunarmodule6419
      @lunarmodule6419 3 роки тому +22

      "...with what we already have lying around..."

  • @rekthereaper3760
    @rekthereaper3760 4 роки тому +3089

    " the largest fleet in history " destroyed in minutes lmao what a joke

    • @Chosen_Ash
      @Chosen_Ash 3 роки тому +38

      Movie logic my dude if it wasn’t a movie they wouldn’t have lost

    • @grayski3324
      @grayski3324 3 роки тому +131

      @@Chosen_Ash Movie logic depends on the film and since Tros is batshit insane, the final order lost because they can't fly up ffs.

    • @Chosen_Ash
      @Chosen_Ash 3 роки тому +5

      @@grayski3324 ye

    • @mrantmr6782
      @mrantmr6782 3 роки тому +5

      Lol think coruscant defense fleet and imperial ISD fleet with their support ships

    • @mightoftradition5586
      @mightoftradition5586 3 роки тому +17

      I mean look at the clone troopers and storm trooper? See how their skills changed when they changed side?
      The movie makers always wanted the heroes to win . If the story was real , there wouldn't be a 1st order because the empire never loses and kicks rebel arses

  • @superstarmani6381
    @superstarmani6381 2 роки тому +924

    The ground scene was exactly what I have a problem with. Ray was way too damn far from experienced enough to beat palpatine in a battle. This dude is arguably literally the most powerful sith to ever live and despite all the Jedi masters and actually really trained Jedi who have fought palpatine and lost, somehow she wins😭. Shit is like plot armor times 1000000 it pisses me off

    • @beamzsalt4252
      @beamzsalt4252 2 роки тому +45

      it couldnt have been made more obvious she was being helped by force ghosts. whether thats a shitty reason is up for debate, but the fact you somehow missed it doesn't really speak too highly of you my friend xD

    • @duckdefender8655
      @duckdefender8655 2 роки тому

      @@beamzsalt4252 He most certainly, like me, does not care about "muh force ghosts", you passive agressive smartass

    • @itsthebiggiecheese9213
      @itsthebiggiecheese9213 2 роки тому +32

      @@beamzsalt4252 i mean still, but coudnt my guy palpatine just do the force torpedo where he just barrels at ray? At least give it some lightsaber dueling instead of lightning

    • @nilsgoldhausen7578
      @nilsgoldhausen7578 2 роки тому +12

      @@itsthebiggiecheese9213 I think palpatine discarded his Lightsaber after episode 3 because he never liked useing them.

    • @brandondelgado7731
      @brandondelgado7731 2 роки тому +42

      But she was all the Jedi!!! And force ghosts can now lend their power. And shoot lightning and catch physical items… just forget these last three movies and go back to the Legends books.

  • @myst_desendant8876
    @myst_desendant8876 4 роки тому +3797

    Palpatine: Death Star
    Palpatine: Death Star 2
    Palpatine: Essentially bigger Death Star
    Palpatine: Fleet of Death Stars
    Palpatine: I’ll flipping do it again

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 4 роки тому +292

      Vader: "Only a fool would build a Second Death Star..."
      Palpatine: "I shall build a Second Death Star!!"
      Vader: "What a brillant idea!"

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 4 роки тому +168

      Maul in the corner, making actually good plans: I’m surrounded by idiots...

    • @myst_desendant8876
      @myst_desendant8876 4 роки тому +36

      Goro Akechi After maul makes a good plan: What about Kenobi

    • @MkZuO12345
      @MkZuO12345 4 роки тому +32

      While I agree the Expanded Universe had the same problem (hyperspace missles, sun destroying lasers, the hidden op ai controlled fleet etc.)

    • @myst_desendant8876
      @myst_desendant8876 4 роки тому +25

      MkZuO12345 At least they weren’t all made by palpatine

  • @oraculox
    @oraculox 3 роки тому +2908

    Palpatine was playing "Empire at war" with resources cheats on.

    • @lucasconstantine6569
      @lucasconstantine6569 3 роки тому +20

      Lmou

    • @darkleome5409
      @darkleome5409 3 роки тому +30

      More like Yogen mod

    • @oraculox
      @oraculox 3 роки тому +61

      Peace is only achieved with 99999999 star destroyers per capita. :P

    • @WetThigh
      @WetThigh 3 роки тому +30

      And the resistance also having hacks on as well

    • @patrickflying17
      @patrickflying17 3 роки тому +19

      You say that but the EAW remake mod actually has this fleet pop outta noo where. and they steam roll in Auto resolve so you have to fight them manually. 5 of them will kill a 200 pop battle cruiser with 4 casualties.

  • @benmorin1284
    @benmorin1284 2 роки тому +4078

    Can you imagine the amount of food needed to feed the staff and personel aboard this imperial fleet. Exegul isn't quite the place where you can get resources.

    • @mantisguy5478
      @mantisguy5478 2 роки тому +331

      Exactly my thought but how are you getting literally tons of food every day there without anyone noticing

    • @servinginhellaimingforheav2446
      @servinginhellaimingforheav2446 2 роки тому +293

      A logistical nightmare if anything

    • @Mister_W.T.F
      @Mister_W.T.F 2 роки тому +38

      Is this the lyrics to the second verse of "rocket man"? 🤔

    • @protogenhorde8515
      @protogenhorde8515 2 роки тому +45

      This is what I’d call the “rich man’s financial suicide path”

    • @benmorin1284
      @benmorin1284 2 роки тому +13

      @@protogenhorde8515 Canadian entire country fields wouldn't feed that much.

  • @g0ast
    @g0ast 2 роки тому +231

    Admiral: "My lord, the fleet is ready to launch from the planet."
    Palpatine: "Good, but first make sure that one communication tower is functioning, none of the ships can fly without it"
    Admiral: "Can't the ships guide themselves up into the atmosphere on their own?"
    Palpatine: "No, I don't have the unlimited data plan"

    • @Azik688
      @Azik688 2 роки тому +13

      Lmaooo
      (The sequel trilogy in a nutshell)

    • @TheSupart91
      @TheSupart91 7 місяців тому +4

      *Sponsored by Verizon*

  • @mattyb117
    @mattyb117 4 роки тому +939

    Episode X:
    Luke: Damn, that dream was a bit too long. Sure hell was a nightmarish one. Better stop with the deathsticks.

    • @luniaadilah
      @luniaadilah 4 роки тому +27

      Thats Better!

    • @aidancallahan4217
      @aidancallahan4217 4 роки тому +13

      @Joshua Sharwood He should use the deathsticks

    • @sheevpalpatine9253
      @sheevpalpatine9253 4 роки тому +7

      @Joshua Sharwood he should use bando gora deathsticks

    • @rougeandrei9095
      @rougeandrei9095 4 роки тому +7

      The only solution to fix the Sequel Trilogy

    • @CorsairPrince
      @CorsairPrince 4 роки тому +2

      Isn’t Cade the one who uses death sticks lmao

  • @There605
    @There605 4 роки тому +703

    I’ve seen planet destroying stuff in Star Wars so many times that this doesn’t even feel threatening

    • @colonelkurtz2269
      @colonelkurtz2269 3 роки тому +40

      Agreed. So boring and tired.

    • @dektarey4024
      @dektarey4024 3 роки тому +60

      A superweapon that creates a short-lived black hole the size of a whole system! Now that would up the scale!
      But where do we go from there? 10.000 black hole cannons?! A weapon that destroys a whole galaxy? 10.000 of those?!

    • @Nckolas20
      @Nckolas20 3 роки тому +23

      @@dektarey4024 Yeah that would be an interesting twist. Like Palpatine or the First Order decided they might as well purge the galaxy of all life or something, if they can't rule then burn the whole place down

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 3 роки тому +31

      It's because you only see a random planet being blow up.
      When it happend to "Alderaan" It was different because It was the Home Planet of Leia.
      A character who you can empatise with and that was showed on screen a little bit more of time.
      In this case you have just random people that only are showed so you can see them die.

    • @colonelkurtz2269
      @colonelkurtz2269 3 роки тому +16

      @@saulesalejos4483 my hope is they never make another Star Wars movie again. I saw A New Hope in 1977 as an 8 year old. My parents took me 20 more times. They bought the toys. Im saddened by what its become. For me, it 4-5-6 and thats it.

  • @coltonwhite2518
    @coltonwhite2518 2 роки тому +2400

    One of the biggest problems with these films(and most other movies nowadays) is that the sense of scale is way off. In Halo the scale is always clearly defined in the games and books. When a handful of regular Covenant ships show up the tone begins to shift. You can tell it's gonna be a tough fight but victory isn't completely off the table. When Covenant capital ships or a super carrier shows up the mood shifts immediately. At that point the reader knows that when one of those ships show up it's not about winning, it's about saving as many UNSC forces as possible to be used in a more winnable situation. The scale is clearly defined and consistent.
    With Star Wars(at least now) the scale is all over the place. Back in Episode 5 when you saw just a single star destroyer you knew the rebels were in a tight spot. The sequels just copy pasting thousands of them so nonchalantly takes out that sense of dread and danger, because you know the resistance wouldn't stand a chance against those odds but because the scale has been thrown off the writers are just gonna make some cheap cop out for the heroes to blow em all up and win.

    • @AKJames762
      @AKJames762 2 роки тому +146

      You know... that's true. I've never read the halo books so I can't comment on that but I have read a large number of legends star wars books and it's usually indicated when an ISD shows up the characters are basically like "an imperial star destroyer?? Well we're fucked." That's a good point you made.

    • @coltonwhite2518
      @coltonwhite2518 2 роки тому +208

      @@AKJames762 Exactly. What people not into the SW EU don't understand is that a Star Destroyer isn't just a really big ship. It's the most advanced war vessel in the history of the SW galaxy. A single ISD can lock down an entire system thanks to all the ground forces and fighters it carries. Not to mention the ungodly amount of firepower it has along with it's artificial gravity wells that prevent non blockade running ships from escaping(Rogue one actually got that right just for TLJ to immediately screw it up). The OG Empire didn't need a bajillion of em. They only needed like....20.
      It's the reason why the rebels had to build a massive ion cannon *with* a giant shield generator to protect Hoth. In episode 6 Admiral Ackbar had to remind Lando that their own capital ships couldn't even last against an ISD. The rebels had to outwit and out strategize the Empire, just like the UNSC against the Covenant. The scale was consistent up until the sequels where it flip flops all the time to suit the writing.

    • @AKJames762
      @AKJames762 2 роки тому +25

      @@coltonwhite2518 excellent points 👍

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 2 роки тому +43

      Yeah it's one of those situations where if there 1 Enemy That's Almost Unbeatable, gets beaten after a Tough fight, then later they Fight Multiple of that same enemy, Then you know they're each going to be Easier to Destroy.

    • @MDP1702
      @MDP1702 2 роки тому +49

      @@coltonwhite2518 The empire had thousands upon thousands of star destroyers, and that honestly makes sense, since they had to police thousands upon thousands of star system. So while there were a lot of ISD's, they were scattered all over. This is one of the reasons why an ISD needed to be so powerfull, it had to be capable of operating mostly alone. The republic and CIS had probably a lot less capital ships (though at least several hundreds if not more), because many worlds supported them vs the empire subjugating every world they were able to, even out rim system formerly mostly ignored by/independent of the republic and CIS.
      In episode 6 I do believe there were quite a lot of ISD's, just also one dreadnaught class ISD (or whatever it was called). A good capital ship of the rebels could take on an ISD, however the rebels had very few such powerfull ships, while the empire had plenty.

  • @alphavader951
    @alphavader951 2 роки тому +71

    this battle is the kind of battle we imaged and created in our imagination when we played with our star wars toy ships when we are 9 years old

  • @creeperlordmotions5337
    @creeperlordmotions5337 3 роки тому +2174

    The idea of 10s of thousands of very large and exspensive star destroyers coming out of nowhere with literally death Star laser that somehow get destroyed by the random undertrained hero reminds me of something two 7 year old kids playing with Legos would come up with.

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 3 роки тому +148

      please most children have some semblance of logic.

    • @felonytaxevasion2773
      @felonytaxevasion2773 3 роки тому +109

      at least the multicolored lego space battles I did when I was 7 had a least some respect for Star Wars cannon

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 2 роки тому +34

      Plot Twist - Entire story was written by a toddler that Disney stole when the kid and his family was in Disney land. Thus saving massive budget on story writing.

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 2 роки тому +12

      The sequels only make sense if a 12 year old wrote the scripts for an audience of 6 year olds.
      It lacks any real sense or maturity and nobody acts like an adult.

    • @bobjoebo8933
      @bobjoebo8933 2 роки тому +18

      @@rogerwilco2 Nah, as a 12 year old I was actually very critical. This movie wouldn't make it past lego, nevermind a movie

  • @malsypright
    @malsypright 4 роки тому +4066

    This sounds like Star Wars fanfiction I would write when I was 5.

    • @darthporg9859
      @darthporg9859 4 роки тому +151

      Because is made to appeal to 5 year olds

    • @die1mayer
      @die1mayer 4 роки тому +164

      @@darthporg9859 In that regard Disney failed also. Kids don't like the new Star Wars and the Jar Jar Binks actor criticized Disney for not appealing enough to kids.

    • @furiousgeorge4194
      @furiousgeorge4194 4 роки тому +5

      and playing with legos

    • @denzelrijks9223
      @denzelrijks9223 4 роки тому +1

      Hater

    • @nickuluss5756
      @nickuluss5756 4 роки тому +17

      Pretty sure I did this with my action figures.

  • @townie1927
    @townie1927 3 роки тому +2118

    So tens of thousands of ISD's were made. Doing a bit of math, from 4 ABY to 34 ABY that would mean they were making 1.095 ships per day if they made 10,000. Idk what Sith ketamine magic those workers are on, but I hope they get paid well.

    • @satelliteisjustsatanisteli8665
      @satelliteisjustsatanisteli8665 3 роки тому +83

      palpatine actually created Snoke before events of Attack of The Clones, he planned it since about, awwww, 27 BBY?

    • @thejohn6912
      @thejohn6912 3 роки тому +253

      @@satelliteisjustsatanisteli8665 that math still equates to 0.783 star destroyers completed a day. Damn near 3 star destroyers every 4 days. And no matter how dedicated those workers would be, they’d still be dying for exhaustion because its not like they’re gettin weekends. I imagine theres some “disney logic” explanation for it, but no matter how you look at it, theres no way that many ships could be produced. Not without just retrofitting weapons onto existing ships like the Acclimator, Venator, and ISD’s I and 2

    • @nehriim3748
      @nehriim3748 3 роки тому +49

      The wiki page says palatine automated the docks, making them not need humans or aliens to build the ships.

    • @hrpuff
      @hrpuff 3 роки тому +227

      @@nehriim3748 how covienient

    • @nehriim3748
      @nehriim3748 3 роки тому +22

      ​@@hrpuff I mean yeah, but that's true for most antagonists in most movies. Otherwise there wouldn't be a big threat.

  • @owendeez8674
    @owendeez8674 2 роки тому +182

    Also feel like the fact that they came in right above the star destroyers and thus directly into the line of fire of thousands of the most gun laden ship the galaxy has ever seen and not immediately getting all of their ships blown out of the sky was a bit weird

    • @m4_patriot374
      @m4_patriot374 2 роки тому +1

      Your bird profile picture is awesome

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor 6 місяців тому +1

      There shouldve been so many turbolasers firing that the universe would lag out

  • @bobisconsumed520
    @bobisconsumed520 4 роки тому +10423

    Exegol is the sum of JJ Abrams’s style: bigger, louder, and mindless

    • @sportsfails4998
      @sportsfails4998 4 роки тому +391

      JJs filmmaking is the epitome of “Bigger = Better”

    • @absboodoo
      @absboodoo 4 роки тому +363

      You are forgetting lens flare.

    • @davidkippy101
      @davidkippy101 4 роки тому +57

      Isn't this the thing fans have been asking for since they were kids? The biggest battle ever seen?

    • @MWBalls
      @MWBalls 4 роки тому +281

      @@davidkippy101 That's exactly the problem. The space battle wasn't SEEN.

    • @arthurfisher1857
      @arthurfisher1857 4 роки тому +335

      @@davidkippy101 just because you want something doesn't mean you will accept that thing if it's in a crappy state.
      I want a big house. But if someone offered me a big house with no bathrooms, that's lined with asbestos, and is haunted by the angry spirit of a bagpipe player I might just decline the gift...

  • @TheToxiss
    @TheToxiss 3 роки тому +1573

    The decision to create this enormous fleet went through several people during creative process and none of them though that these fleet sizes are a bit comical?

    • @johnny_eth
      @johnny_eth 2 роки тому +79

      JJ probably fired all of them

    • @matro2
      @matro2 2 роки тому +44

      I think 500 would've been the right number, however, you could go lot lower and Palpatine would still be inexorable.

    • @stackflow343
      @stackflow343 2 роки тому +75

      It's actually 4D chess, you see all this is secretly just Anakin's fever dream as he succumbs to cell death moments before the Death Star explodes in VI. When you think about it that way it all makes sense how nothing lines up lol

    • @hydrogenmissle
      @hydrogenmissle 2 роки тому +21

      Actually i think the opposite just about starwars in general. I think the scale in all of starwars is way way way waaaayyy too small just leads me to believe the galacy is run by a bunch of poor hilbillys withblasters who cant afford realistic sized fleets

    • @devonalomar9012
      @devonalomar9012 2 роки тому +21

      Creative Table: "We've gotta beat The Lord of the Rings epic battle".
      "We have lasers and characters people are sort of kinda invested in"
      "Dammit! Quantity over quality"

  • @emperorpalpatine4422
    @emperorpalpatine4422 4 роки тому +2780

    The reality is , I am not dead . I am just hiding and growing a massive fleet of Anakin Skywalker clones to take down the whole universe .

    • @xxthewarwithinxxo4946
      @xxthewarwithinxxo4946 3 роки тому +26

      @Ruosong Gao it’s some kind of trick

    • @fran3ro
      @fran3ro 3 роки тому +102

      Not so fast. You still owe the bill for those star destroyer mister P.

    • @camerongreene3357
      @camerongreene3357 3 роки тому +8

      Lies! You can’t clone a Jedi!

    • @loganbaxter4685
      @loganbaxter4685 3 роки тому +16

      @@camerongreene3357 You can, but I think they go insane or something.

    • @jundrian
      @jundrian 3 роки тому

      Holy shxt

  • @hariman7727
    @hariman7727 2 роки тому +41

    Emperor palpatine found the duplication glitch.
    Lando calrissian, on the other hand, found the infinite time glitch and the infinite speech glitch to recruit all potential allies.

    • @jackgeorge9478
      @jackgeorge9478 4 дні тому

      Sometimes I wish they just used the droid army remnants for this, but then they would have overshadowed the rest of the movie.

  • @DragNetJoe
    @DragNetJoe 4 роки тому +1412

    11 minutes and didn't even get to the absurdity of a cavalry charge on goat-horses.

  • @justnoah2073
    @justnoah2073 4 роки тому +2418

    They literally took the star destroyer model, then put it into windows paint, clicked "resize" then typed "150"

    • @oPlains
      @oPlains 4 роки тому +19

      😂😂😂

    • @American_Trekkie
      @American_Trekkie 4 роки тому +7

      Do you think you could do better Star Wars movie. I'm just wondering because if this movie is so awful why don't you make your own and stop bothering people about it Because frankly The awful comments that people leave about these movies can offensive to the people who actually like them. Don't maybe if you don't have something nice to say don't say it.

    • @oPlains
      @oPlains 4 роки тому +207

      @@American_Trekkie I'm guessing you're a kid by the way you typed that but I get that you enjoyed it because you probably never saw the previous movies but for someone who saw all the other movies and waited years to see this could be extremely disappointing. Especially considering the fact the directors got paid millions of dollars for shit writing.

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 4 роки тому +118

      @@American_Trekkie They had 200 million dollars and made a below average movie and terrible sequel. I'm not offending anyone I'm critizing the movie for how lazy it is. The solution is to of never made a sequel. Because return of the Jedi was the perfect ending. I'm tired of this inconsistent trilogy killing of every main character. So I'm sorry that I have a different opinion. But you think about it. You try to make a better movie. I'm sure you could come up with something. I guess if I had to say something nice, I like Palpatine. The effects and music were good. And the last Jedi had a nice color pattern. Understand I'm not saying you are wrong for liking the movie, I just don't like it.

    • @American_Trekkie
      @American_Trekkie 4 роки тому +2

      Why don't you watch the movie again and take a look at the underbelly of the ship and I'm not talking about the super laser I'm talking about the canal like structure under the ship And you know how the original star destroyer had Tractor beam emplacements around the underbelly well this ship does not and those are replaced with point defense cannons

  • @henry6136
    @henry6136 4 роки тому +4557

    At this point, I just consider the sequels highly-funded fanfiction

    • @Ryanbros
      @Ryanbros 4 роки тому +201

      Done by a two year old that only saw the last Jedi

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 4 роки тому +115

      Fan fiction by fan-hating a-holes.

    • @kylemaclachlan7279
      @kylemaclachlan7279 3 роки тому +92

      Maybe just fiction? not really sure any fans were involved.

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 3 роки тому +32

      Rey and Kylo are definitely self inserts

    • @obi-wankenobi4096
      @obi-wankenobi4096 3 роки тому +42

      Fans wouldn’t make anything that bad

  • @camdenmacleod16
    @camdenmacleod16 9 місяців тому +26

    For how smart Palpatine was in movies 1-6, making 10,000 identical ships that don't have shields and can't tell which direction to fly in seems pretty lame.

  • @sethrosenow2720
    @sethrosenow2720 3 роки тому +881

    Bro remember in the Thrawn trilogy when the entire balance of power in the war shifted because the empire gained access to an antique fleet of 85 ships? That was before the dark times.

    • @notyou2353
      @notyou2353 3 роки тому +67

      I'm still upset how they made Clone Wars Thrawn less than EU books Thrawn.
      At least that treatment wasn't as bad as these three movies, though. Holy shit...

    • @AcidifiedMammoth
      @AcidifiedMammoth 2 роки тому +12

      Which one? Thrawn 2017, Thrawn 1990s or Thrawn Ascensdancy series?

    • @sethrosenow2720
      @sethrosenow2720 2 роки тому +16

      @@AcidifiedMammoth Heir to the Empire

    • @AcidifiedMammoth
      @AcidifiedMammoth 2 роки тому +7

      @@sethrosenow2720 I am starting to get into the books of SW, my first series is Thrawn Trilogy (2017) after which I'll pick up Heir to the Empire and onwards. Is it still canon?

    • @sethrosenow2720
      @sethrosenow2720 2 роки тому +11

      @@AcidifiedMammoth
      It’s not canon, but it fits with the six film saga before the Disney era. And Timothy Zahn has said that he wrote the new Thrawn stuff to fit with the original books. So depending on how you feel about the sequels, you can consider it canon.

  • @soldier1stclass640
    @soldier1stclass640 4 роки тому +455

    "Take that massive gun and stick it on the bottom."
    "Should we put armor around the important parts?itd be bad if a single starfighter could blast into it and make the whole ship blow up."
    "Are you crazy!? We need that material to make our fleet 100× bigger than could possibly be maintained."
    "Can we at least have a shield generator specifically for those small parts?"
    "....pick up your paycheck,you're fired."

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 4 роки тому +1

      Shield generators are witchcraft in Canon, I swear...

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 4 роки тому +1

      Palpatine thinks obvious weak points are the only way to get the rebels to come out and play

  • @mizi3180
    @mizi3180 4 роки тому +1946

    "Somehow Palpatine returned" - Poe Dameron

    • @vashusan1984
      @vashusan1984 4 роки тому +233

      Dude, I legit laughed when I first heard that line. Blew me away at how poor the writing was.

    • @timothycook8334
      @timothycook8334 4 роки тому +87

      @@vashusan1984 Same. Easily one of the worst line deliveries in Star Wars.

    • @tugboat9313
      @tugboat9313 4 роки тому +73

      Timothy Cook Another one. “I don’t care if you win, I need Kylie Ren to LOSE” not a terrible line, but the delivery made Gleeson sound like an angry little kid.

    • @spliish
      @spliish 4 роки тому +13

      Corran Horn
      all you have to say to sum up the whole movie and save other people from watching it.

    • @mizi3180
      @mizi3180 4 роки тому +21

      @@spliish Exactly. This single line sums up this entire cheesefest of a movie.

  • @Theproclaimed
    @Theproclaimed 2 роки тому +48

    Remember how the largest droid army ever created had to fight several years and still loose (granted that palps made sure they would) but the largest fleet ever assembled went down in the time it took for the main character to beat the main antagonist… kinda strange

    • @alexiserlexcc
      @alexiserlexcc 6 місяців тому

      The funny thing was palpatine had most of those ready between the new hope and empire strikes back according to comics

    • @jackgeorge9478
      @jackgeorge9478 4 дні тому

      And never used them, where only one or two could have turned the course of the war.

  • @molinodesign
    @molinodesign 4 роки тому +3412

    real question, were is palpatine getting the funding, this would be like the USA hiding 10,000 aircraft carriers.

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 роки тому +636

      Disney's income on The Last Jedi

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 4 роки тому +36

      @@dapperfield595 XD

    • @poppy1930
      @poppy1930 4 роки тому +137

      I mean, look how S.H.I.E.L.D hid helicarriers, but now thinking about it, the helicarrier is just 200 meters shorter than a actual star destroyer

    • @molinodesign
      @molinodesign 4 роки тому +152

      @@poppy1930 but then if shields bugdet for 1 year is 50 billion dollars, then the next year its 500billion, thats gonna cause some red flags.

    • @Kharnellius
      @Kharnellius 4 роки тому +212

      @@poppy1930 Dude....they hid 3, NOT 10,000!!!! (plus they're much smaller and don't have a cannon capable of blowing up a stupid planet [and the accompanying massive reactor(s)]).

  • @joshuabedford8776
    @joshuabedford8776 4 роки тому +541

    Another issue, it essentially meant Palpatine would of had to find at least 10,000 massive Kyber Crystal's to power the fleets super weapons

    • @alexottmer2728
      @alexottmer2728 3 роки тому +79

      Especially since, ya know, Illum got blown up two movies earlier (starkiller was illum)

    • @alexbelle3941
      @alexbelle3941 3 роки тому +106

      Don’t forget personnel:
      CREW for each star destroyer
      Officers (9,235)
      Enlisted (27,850)

    • @callumclarke9384
      @callumclarke9384 3 роки тому +50

      @Kaiser Jerry well exegol doesn't have a native population I don't think so unless theres hundreds of thousands of clones being made that don't need food it is pretty bullshit. They'd have to have fuck tons of crew ships, transport crews food freighters etc all navigating through to exegol. I don't see a way of all of them making it through. Same with the rebellion its ridiculous

    • @callumclarke9384
      @callumclarke9384 3 роки тому +17

      @Kaiser Jerry still using synthetic kyber is quite difficult and can be time consuming. That's just for lightsaber sized crystals. For planet killing deathrays you'd need giant ones. 10000+ of them

    • @YasminCarli
      @YasminCarli 3 роки тому +47

      @@callumclarke9384 this it's what killed the entire thing. How many people and how big the logistics of have them there, ready for battle. It's pure nonsense. It's lazy writing and thinking the fans are idiots with no brain at all. My 6 years old cousin asked about this, the "it's for kids" excuse also doesn't work.

  • @thesenate5913
    @thesenate5913 3 роки тому +724

    They ruined the best villian
    Vader's struggle was accomplished by Rey in a matter of days.
    What a disappointment

    • @jesset2504
      @jesset2504 3 роки тому +67

      I hate that they turned Vader into an abused child in all of the comics! Every issue they release has the emperor doing something fucked up to him. I didn’t get that vibe from the original trilogy.

    • @piggy8761
      @piggy8761 3 роки тому +15

      @@jesset2504 oh yeah ffs why they gotta do my man lord vader like that
      If vader wasnt held back by his suit he woulda easily taken down palpatinw

    • @DukeJon1969
      @DukeJon1969 2 роки тому +31

      Disney didn't just ruin the sequels they managed to ruin the original trilogy whilst they were at it. Grumpy luke, Solo going back to his day job, Mary Poppins Leia, Palpatine back from wherever and a copy-paste fleet of super ships literally from nowhere. But hey they made lots of money so who cares

    • @lazzie7495
      @lazzie7495 2 роки тому +3

      @@DukeJon1969 I don't think your wrong. However, I genuinely don't blame JJ Abrams for grumpy Luke because I honestly couldn't think of any other way to make sense of the idiotic Luke map introduced in The Force Awakens. It kinda frustrates me that people seem to act like grumpy Luke was completely uncalled for and not an attempt to make sense of an earlier bad decision.

    • @therev2100
      @therev2100 2 роки тому +10

      @@lazzie7495 I don't know, even Mark Hamill was pretty disappointed in how Luke was handled in TLJ, his whole arc in the original trilogy was hope, and the belief that even at their darkest, anyone could turn to the light again.

  • @mateigabrielzaharia4842
    @mateigabrielzaharia4842 2 роки тому +24

    1:53
    Not just the ship itself, and the cannons, but the windows too!

  • @gideonhorwitz9434
    @gideonhorwitz9434 4 роки тому +604

    Disney broke their own cannon when fin destroyed general pryd’s first Order star destroyer by destroying the bridge the. why did the ship go down? specs on the ship showed that resurgence class star destroyer was designed with an backup internal bridge that would assume control should the exterior bridge be hit avoiding a second executor fiasco but this didn’t happen and the ship crashed and burned on the planet surface.

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 4 роки тому +101

      Well considering the pilots of the first order need to be told which way is up the secondary bridge was probably crewed entirely by janitors

    • @barisops1884
      @barisops1884 4 роки тому +29

      Zealous Doggo
      Hey don’t make fun of my man the janitor
      *Or he’ll skewer you on his mop*

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 4 роки тому +7

      @@barisops1884
      Kindergarten?

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 4 роки тому +20

      My personal theory is that while there are two bridges there is only one bridge crew. With the crew using their own initiative wich one they use.
      And yes, I know that I'm grasping at straws.

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 4 роки тому +8

      Joren van der Ark 5 well, I’m pretty sure Disney’s straws were imaginary, so you’re doing better than them

  • @remlok5556
    @remlok5556 4 роки тому +1376

    The fleet is basically the setup I use for my fleet comp in Stellaris late-game lol

    • @braisinran7663
      @braisinran7663 4 роки тому +139

      Haha battleships go brrrr

    • @keiranferrier3642
      @keiranferrier3642 4 роки тому +105

      Unbidden: finally we have come to feast one yet anothe-
      *gets smacked with battleship artillery spam*

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 роки тому +46

      You guys are getting battleships?

    • @theoneandonlyquasarsaurus
      @theoneandonlyquasarsaurus 4 роки тому +21

      Lee Lambert you guys are getting cruisers

    • @hasyy151
      @hasyy151 4 роки тому +19

      @@theoneandonlyquasarsaurus you guys are getting frigates

  • @IchWillNichtMehr853
    @IchWillNichtMehr853 4 роки тому +518

    Palpatine was just in creative mode.

    • @idioticpet2111
      @idioticpet2111 3 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @fishsayswhatsgoingon
      @fishsayswhatsgoingon 3 роки тому +9

      He could even influence the medichlorians to create life i.e. the crew of the ships.

    • @xxthewarwithinxxo4946
      @xxthewarwithinxxo4946 3 роки тому +5

      Creative mode makes more sense than the actual movie. That explains why he didn’t die in the death star too

    • @AyColeWoah
      @AyColeWoah 3 роки тому +1

      He had world edit

    • @SonOfAFridge_
      @SonOfAFridge_ 3 роки тому +3

      Nah Palpatine only got LOTS of Totem Of Undying

  • @Papiness
    @Papiness 10 місяців тому +14

    Disney forgot the "Wars" part of the franchise name and didn't even consult any military buff

  • @beegyobby576
    @beegyobby576 4 роки тому +624

    General Pryde: "Use all ion cannons."
    Gunners: "What? No! Just fire everything at them!"

    • @princetonchia1285
      @princetonchia1285 4 роки тому +46

      General Pryde: *DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!*
      Gunners: 🤦‍♂️

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 4 роки тому +20

      Giancarlo Peñalba “Okay sir, firing ion cannons...”
      Smashes hand on turbo laser button

    • @grayscribe1342
      @grayscribe1342 4 роки тому +3

      Launch our bazillion TIE Fighters that could take out the enemy fleet by ramming them... or did they forget these tiny things that took out two Death Stars and a Super Star Destroyer?
      I haven't seen the movie, but the fighter complement from a regular Star Destroyer times the Exogol Star Destroyers would be enough for that.
      I'm assuming it did not happen. After Episode VIII and what I heard about IX I wasn't going to give a cent to Disney for this. After all, the villain of the two-parter was killed.

    • @platiuscyndar9017
      @platiuscyndar9017 4 роки тому +5

      afaik he just said "use Ion Cannons", with no instruction NOT to use regular ordinance.
      Which kind of makes sense, they've got 10's of thousands of star destroyers there, the blanketing fire is boung to hit SOMETHING.
      In my headcannon at least, it was an instruction to actually fire ion cannons additionally to point defense even though they're typically ineffective against fighters due to the sheer concentration of firepower present.

  • @MXCN_El1011
    @MXCN_El1011 4 роки тому +813

    "how many ships do you want?"
    "More"
    *adds a bunch of ships*
    "MORE!!!"
    *adds a l l the ships*

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist 4 роки тому

      Abrahams: ua-cam.com/video/k3gUVvg2eQU/v-deo.html

    • @germanshepherd2701
      @germanshepherd2701 4 роки тому +1

      M_X_C_N
      adds a what?

    • @charlessaintpe8574
      @charlessaintpe8574 4 роки тому +1

      "MOOOORRRE"
      creates a program to invent new ships

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ 4 роки тому +4

      That's enough.
      THAT'S ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGUH!

    • @Monothefox
      @Monothefox 4 роки тому

      I picture JJ Ambrams pouring miniature star destroyers into the held-open mouth of the emperor.

  • @dimitriskastros398
    @dimitriskastros398 4 роки тому +367

    You also forgot that in the last jedi when they sent a distress signal literally not a single ship appeared

    • @vader97100
      @vader97100 4 роки тому +22

      Exxxxactly. No. Sense. Found.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 роки тому +5

      In fairness, Finn makes this point so it adds to the 3rd act.

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 роки тому +2

      DL Lambert there’s no fairness here just nerd rage...

    • @francescogiampaoli328
      @francescogiampaoli328 4 роки тому +4

      Isn’t the idea that Luke’s stand against the first order inspired the galaxy?

    • @thestreetwalker4842
      @thestreetwalker4842 3 роки тому

      Before this movie came out my theory was that Poe and Finn will go travel around the galaxy to find help.

  • @Shizuku.Tsukishima
    @Shizuku.Tsukishima 2 роки тому +38

    Honestly, the worst part for me about this whole scene was the amount of people that didn't know/care about Wedge being there

    • @Noobguy22
      @Noobguy22 8 місяців тому +5

      Wedge the biggest sigma

  • @robertsalfelder8111
    @robertsalfelder8111 3 роки тому +4627

    The battle of exegol is a perfect representation of the sequels: lazy, mindless and just plain stupid.

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 3 роки тому +78

      I was going to say "insubstantial spectacle", but eh.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 роки тому +67

      I skipped Rise of Skywalker and I have to say that shit looked a lot like Beckett's navy in POTC: At World's End. That's not a compliment. That battle was so stupid and anti-climactic and made worse by the overwhelming story. It also featured more battleships than what was probably present in the English navy at the time for real. This battle looked like that on enough steroids to kill several elephants

    • @jawed4106
      @jawed4106 3 роки тому +14

      @@therealMrA good. I hope i could forget about the sequel

    • @bigfish5544
      @bigfish5544 3 роки тому +49

      I actually loved Last jedi, it was really original and actually brought so much interesting plot points (Rey not being anyone, Luke not being the hero we thought he was, Kilo Ren killing Snoke and basically becoming the main enemy...) But then they just abandonner everything in Rise of Skywanker and just went straight "yeah let's make nonsense oG star wars nostalgia, everyone'll love it"
      And that's how it turned out

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 3 роки тому +26

      @@bigfish5544 I agree with you on that. I liked Last Jedi more when I had some time to think about it. They were setting up some plot points for a slam dunk of a finale. But they really dropped the ball.

  • @vagabondflow
    @vagabondflow 4 роки тому +371

    The original trilogy has all sorts of minor references to the Empire's resources, vast though they are, being stretched by the construction of the Death Stars. It gave a sense of industry to the universe. The sequel trilogy feels like it takes place in a computer or a dream, there's no resource requirement to anything, the plot just magics things into existence.

    • @Oridemic
      @Oridemic 4 роки тому +10

      vagabondflow Yes, at first I thought that the origins of these ships didn’t make any sense. After a while though, I figured out that with Palpatine’s ancient sith secrets, and decades and decades of time, he could somehow make a few hundred star destroyers. Also, he could have just saved them from the times when the Empire was at the height of its industry, as a last resort, and just upgraded them with planetary lasers with what he had on hand.

    • @David-bf2cg
      @David-bf2cg 4 роки тому +13

      @@Oridemic Though it wasn't just a couple hundred. It was 10 000.

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 4 роки тому +12

      @@Oridemic who is shipping these vessels to exegol? nobody knows where it is!

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 4 роки тому +2

      The death stars were a distraction to explain where resources were disappearing to.

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 4 роки тому +9

      @@robertstoneking7916 pretty stupid distraction to waste tons of resources building a distraction to explain where your resources keep going

  • @benjaminbeaudry8642
    @benjaminbeaudry8642 4 роки тому +4365

    As far as I’m concerned, the canonical Star Wars timeline ended with episode 6.

    • @valogr5112
      @valogr5112 4 роки тому +197

      My man.

    • @alphapenguin2209
      @alphapenguin2209 4 роки тому +236

      Ah a man of culture

    • @Jhubben
      @Jhubben 4 роки тому +207

      I took it a step further. Rogue One, maybe Solo and then original trilogy. I may start looking for expanded universe books.

    • @nicbreytenbach8364
      @nicbreytenbach8364 4 роки тому +8

      Indeed

    • @VulKus117
      @VulKus117 4 роки тому +197

      Personally I follow ‘Legends’ with pockets of Disney like Rouge One fitting in there. I can’t stand these Disney defending morons who shit on the ExpU’s thousands of hours of content, dedicated skilled writers and ACTUAL fans of the franchise behind it, unlike Disney who turned Star Wars into a platform for 3 things:
      - money
      - political propaganda
      - relating to the largest amount of people possible, regardless of the expense to anything else.
      Oh and also, M O N E Y

  • @sam23696
    @sam23696 2 роки тому +15

    The far greater crime to me in this movie was showing the rebel fleet on screen only _after_ they jumped into the battle. They had a history making scene right in the palm of their hands, the entire galaxy jumping in to save the day one last time... and it happened off screen.

  • @brianhurley2194
    @brianhurley2194 2 роки тому +199

    "I send out my fleet that has tens of thousands of star destroyers!"
    "Yeah, well I send out my dinosaur which eats fleets of tens of thousands of star destroyers!"

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому +13

      Palpatine was using the duplication glitch in this multiplayer match.
      Lando calrissian was using the infinite speech, FTL communications, and instant travel glitches to get that fleet there in time.

    • @dijital4801
      @dijital4801 Рік тому +5

      fr its like an imaginary game that you and your friends make up when ur 5 years old

    • @skepticalsmurf
      @skepticalsmurf 8 місяців тому

      and because we represent all the Jedi,smh…

  • @AbyssWatcher745
    @AbyssWatcher745 4 роки тому +1836

    The sequel trilogy just looks like a fanfiction an 11 year old that doesn't even know much of the lore of Star Wars wrote with professional cinematography

    • @SlamBossman
      @SlamBossman 4 роки тому +60

      That is the perfect definition of the sequels

    • @luniaadilah
      @luniaadilah 4 роки тому +48

      @@LaSneky Poor 11 year old. I think those 11 year old can do better...

    • @rickbaze8791
      @rickbaze8791 4 роки тому +9

      @@luniaadilah well....... JJ........ just sayin

    • @erlandnettum6680
      @erlandnettum6680 4 роки тому

      The prequels are equally bad.

    • @MasterCrash123
      @MasterCrash123 4 роки тому +41

      Calling Episode 9 a fanfiction written by 11-year-olds is an insult to fanfiction written by 11-year-olds...

  • @vsf_dave811
    @vsf_dave811 3 роки тому +925

    End of TLJ: the Resistance has like 20 people left
    End of ROS: Resistance has literally the largest fleet in the history of the galaxy for... reasons

    • @bronze-hawk6914
      @bronze-hawk6914 3 роки тому +162

      sigh somehow palpatine returned

    • @saltysheev5502
      @saltysheev5502 3 роки тому +47

      Because..... LANDO obviously

    • @vsf_dave811
      @vsf_dave811 3 роки тому +115

      @Ryan Connolly I guess Lando was able to organize an army of like 3.7 billion people in under a week lmfao

    • @vsf_dave811
      @vsf_dave811 3 роки тому +89

      @1934 Family dude must have the biggest contact list in the history of the galaxy and had a mass email ready to go to everyone😂

    • @adyan4010
      @adyan4010 3 роки тому +6

      Hmm wonder how The rise of skywalker would've turned out if Ryan Johnson was handling it.It would've been better than the star wars we got.

  • @harrymonnoyer1269
    @harrymonnoyer1269 2 роки тому +18

    the sequel trilogy is the most impressive self snookering ive ever seen. they literally had endless possibilities with a new trilogy and what they came up with is nothing short of disgraceful. thank god for Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau

  • @HenrikMyrhaug
    @HenrikMyrhaug 4 роки тому +430

    Another issue almost no one talks about:
    Exogol’s atmosphere confuses the navigation systems of the star destroyers. Why doesn’t it do the same to the resistance ships?
    This shows there is no actual reason the star destroyers shouldn’t be able to leave.

    • @Vichedges
      @Vichedges 4 роки тому +103

      You know....you'd think if you were going to build ten thousand super duper star destroyers on a planet you'd make sure they could navigate their way off it.
      Maybe it's just me but that seems like a pretty basic necessity for a spaceship.
      It's just lazy, dumb, hack writing.

    • @mattjones7226
      @mattjones7226 4 роки тому +20

      @@Vichedges I was gonna say almost the exact same thing. These are professional filmmakers and this is what we got.

    • @Vichedges
      @Vichedges 4 роки тому +35

      @@mattjones7226 Pro filmmakers in charge of the biggest movie franchise ever....billions on the line....and they come up with space ships that don't have shields and can't fly up.
      The stupid is just off the charts.

    • @chrisjohnson7994
      @chrisjohnson7994 4 роки тому +2

      You make a very good point and you are right but I want to say It is because of their size and it takes dozens of people to operate one destroyer while something like an X wing or A wing gives a very clear view to the single pilot.

    • @Vichedges
      @Vichedges 4 роки тому +17

      Johnsun dude....they built ships whose shields don’t work and that can’t go up.
      It’s fucking retarded.
      It’s just the dumbest laziest writing possible. I don’t give a shit how many people it takes, the idea that a ship couldn’t go up without some central command telling them how is fucking retarded.

  • @jimberjamber8540
    @jimberjamber8540 4 роки тому +428

    This would only make sense if he had access to the Star Forge, but Disney says it's "nOT cANOn".

    • @vintolio
      @vintolio 3 роки тому +19

      Then this failure would be all of Palp's doing for having the fleet of entirely one ship.
      This is why there are escorts to larger, more specialized, equipment.

    • @dektarey4024
      @dektarey4024 3 роки тому +12

      @@vintolio BuT TiE FiGhTeRs ArE An EsCoRt!

    • @AngelDust6969
      @AngelDust6969 3 роки тому +38

      Sadly, even if the Star Forge was canon, it was destroyed thousands of years prior to the Invasion of Naboo, still making the fleet illogical.

    • @alexottmer2728
      @alexottmer2728 3 роки тому +12

      @@AngelDust6969 True, but its entirely possible that the knowledge of how to make it was preserved through the sith cultists on Exegol.

    • @AngelDust6969
      @AngelDust6969 3 роки тому +17

      @@alexottmer2728
      True, but that also presents another issue:
      The Star Forge was uniquely designed by the Rakatan/Infinite Empire using advanced technology that would be lost with the Rakatan Empire when it declined into random tribes.
      Most importantly, the exact process/method in which the Star Forge was built and operated was lost with the Forge itself, with most knowledge either fading from existence or being viewed as useless.
      One definitive issue is that there wouldn't be enough information nor materials for Palpatine to recreate the Star Forge, plus, without a definitive source of Kyber Crystals, he'd have to find an alternate power source for his superweapon Star Destroyers.

  • @jedithenoooblet2680
    @jedithenoooblet2680 4 роки тому +1557

    “I like how all the workers are brain washed children”
    *excuse me what the f-*

    • @F343x2
      @F343x2 4 роки тому +43

      Beat me to it lol

    • @JohnnyUnderscore1981
      @JohnnyUnderscore1981 4 роки тому +65

      He on some Hitlers youth shii.

    • @greensoplenty6809
      @greensoplenty6809 4 роки тому +91

      biggest fleet built by like what few hundred thousand? so every guy, or kid, built a star destroyer in about 20 years?
      guess whats her face was just lazy salvaging stuff, coulda built herself a flying jaba barge in like a month...?

    • @Maphisto86
      @Maphisto86 4 роки тому +32

      @@greensoplenty6809 I don't get how they got so many ships without the Empire or the First Order noticing. As for the Sith Eternal that might be different. I mean, the Sith Eternal may have been serving Darth Sidious and his predecessors for centuries in secret. I hope that is confirmed in canon because it would answer at least a few of these lingering questions.

    • @ilikecheese4518
      @ilikecheese4518 4 роки тому +19

      oh no... they killed him before he could finish

  • @gamerman782
    @gamerman782 2 роки тому +18

    I always assumed the reinforcement Lando arrives with was just a bunch of random people that wanted to fight, like simple cheap star ships, small personal space ships like Wedge and his X-Wing to large transport ships that was just outfitted with guns to protect against pirates, etc etc

  • @miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713
    @miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713 2 роки тому +484

    I like to imagine the crew of the star destroyers just being in an oversized ship interior too, like having to climb to the seats and use the controls with sticks and stuff

    • @heinrichagrippa5681
      @heinrichagrippa5681 Рік тому +14

      @[insert grammar corrections here]
      "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
      "We all are now..."

    • @squarek123
      @squarek123 Рік тому +2

      Disney - "Ummmm actually Palpatine just enlarged the normal Star Destroyers using uhhhh uhhhhh.... Force magic! That's what happened!"

    • @dijital4801
      @dijital4801 Рік тому +1

      @@squarek123 Facts thats actually how starkiller base was made he just made a scale replica and then enlarged it with the dark side

    • @Dawg347
      @Dawg347 10 місяців тому

      At least that one guy wouldn’t have his head caved in by the door

    • @Dawg347
      @Dawg347 10 місяців тому

      Oh wait that was on the Death Star never mind.

  • @Halldog7
    @Halldog7 3 роки тому +552

    With the amount gunfire that would’ve came from those ships, there is no way the first set of resistance ships would’ve lasted more than 2 minutes

    • @roymercer22
      @roymercer22 2 роки тому +28

      Trilogy was a complete dumpster fire. Kylo is still the worst character in the entire SW saga. Even worse than jar jar.

    • @chainofheaven
      @chainofheaven 2 роки тому +16

      @@roymercer22 true Jar Jar didn't even piss me off that much

    • @boothboy888
      @boothboy888 2 роки тому +12

      Which begs the tactical question, why not wait outside the ONE tunnel all the start destroyers had to exit and destroy them as they left through a chokepoint.

    • @Halldog7
      @Halldog7 2 роки тому +7

      @@roymercer22 I agree to an extent for the fact that Kylo could’ve had such an amazing character progression if he was the main focus of the trilogy like he should have been. Rey should have never been in the movies at all.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 2 роки тому +2

      Resistance fleet arrives
      Star destroyers fire
      The entire order gets katarax
      "I think theyre dead"

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 3 роки тому +315

    Lando: "On your lef- oh wait wrong movie"
    Palpatine: "I am the sith... "
    Rey: "And I am iron ma- oh wait wrong movie."
    Disney didn't even try to make it not similar to Endgame's finale.

    • @avonyx4374
      @avonyx4374 2 роки тому +9

      Nice, I watch pitch meetings too

    • @-Grovesy-
      @-Grovesy- 2 роки тому +4

      @@avonyx4374 I don't know who that youtuber was until you told me, I searched pitch meetings and he came straight up. i noticed the similarities when I watched myself. I am watching his content now, he said the joke in a different way though. Regardless same punch-line of being a total endgame copy.

  • @mako9324
    @mako9324 2 роки тому +24

    My biggest problem by far with the sequels is this absurd fleet, with no support ships and crew that came out of nowhere

  • @tyrstark8673
    @tyrstark8673 3 роки тому +812

    The Sequels are just some nightmares that Grogu had during his time in the Razorcrest.

    • @silver3331
      @silver3331 3 роки тому +6

      XD

    • @BuilderB08
      @BuilderB08 3 роки тому +25

      This is my new canon instead of them not existing

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 роки тому +5

      Grogu is part of Luke's dreams after Ewok soup made of stormtroopers.

    • @d4rrylexmachina
      @d4rrylexmachina 2 роки тому +3

      prob after eating one too many eggs

    • @arrigo9828
      @arrigo9828 2 роки тому

      Always has been

  • @Digma2008
    @Digma2008 2 роки тому +262

    Another thing to think about for the giant fleet, if Rey had such a hard time flink that X-wing through the asteroid field to Exagol, how did Lando manage to get that enormous fleet over there?!

    • @ok9_5788
      @ok9_5788 2 роки тому +14

      They used fast travel

    • @EfEX_15
      @EfEX_15 Рік тому +16

      You didn't see the fleet struggle with this problem. These asteroids were out of cameraman's view range so that doesn't matter they were there.

    • @oerlikon20mm29
      @oerlikon20mm29 Рік тому +1

      @@ok9_5788 but in the Disney universe fast travel doesnt make them invincible

  • @Dalipsingh111111
    @Dalipsingh111111 4 роки тому +566

    I was hoping for a battle breakdown, but then i remembered that the movie didnt really show a space battle.
    The biggest issue of this movie is that the movie team werent given enough time to make it and so it was.... well.... like this.

    • @leathergazelle2491
      @leathergazelle2491 4 роки тому

      yeah jj did the best he could with what he had.

    • @thesupermayoreo
      @thesupermayoreo 4 роки тому +23

      leathergazele Look, I would have blamed JJ for all of it, but I’m putting the blame on Disney rushing this movie out

    • @leathergazelle2491
      @leathergazelle2491 4 роки тому +1

      @@thesupermayoreo thats what i am saying dont hate ryan dont hate jj hate disney

    • @leathergazelle2491
      @leathergazelle2491 4 роки тому

      @A dudes thoughts if you paid attention earlier in the movie they said it was haywire and that there were gravity wells and solar winds so it is going to fry the navigation.

    • @leathergazelle2491
      @leathergazelle2491 4 роки тому

      @A dudes thoughts that i have no fing clue. still trying to find out why. they probably were allready in the upper atmoshpere was calmer.

  • @honkytonkinson9787
    @honkytonkinson9787 2 роки тому +17

    An easier explanation would have been that it was all a massive force illusion. Palpatine was desperate and playing his only hand, which was a bluff designed to discourage the rebels. Maybe only a handful of old derelict ships and Palpatine was making them look endless, and then once he’s dead the illusion fades and maybe a slave race is revealed; was in servitude to the emperor, and then they could help to overthrow the rest of the baddies

  • @pantswilder
    @pantswilder 4 роки тому +1248

    My theory, probably not original, is that Lando promised to give anyone who showed up a copy of his sex tape with Leia.

    • @darkmessiah7701
      @darkmessiah7701 4 роки тому +225

      That theory makes more sense than this entire trilogy

    • @Amir-fm8tg
      @Amir-fm8tg 4 роки тому +38

      I can indeed say that is true.

    • @jessebakken3649
      @jessebakken3649 4 роки тому +10

      Well, that helps.

    • @petesolo70
      @petesolo70 4 роки тому +12

      Or at least some Colt 45, works every time.

    • @YeetGun
      @YeetGun 4 роки тому +9

      Anakin Skywalker Do you have a copy? Since that would be very wierd

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 4 роки тому +695

    "Okay, so we need a final battle that will put every other battle in Star Wars to shame."
    "Even the one over Coruscant?"
    "ESPECIALLY that one."
    "Okay... But there have been no buildup for this sort of engagement at all... We literally gave the resistance 20 times less assets to fight the First Order with than the Rebels had against the Empire."
    "Oh, yea, they won't fight the First Order."
    "What?..."
    "Yea, since Palpatine is back, we are gonna make this new faction named the Final Order."
    "...Uhm... Okay? So, this fleet that the "Final Order" is gonna have, do you have any cool new designs to use for this fleet?"
    "Oh yes, look at these!"
    "Ooo, cool. Bet the fans will love those."
    "They will. Which is why we decided to just reuse the Rouge one Asset instead."
    "Ah... Wait, what?"
    "Yea."
    "Oh-Okay, I mean, sure. It's Palpatine's fleet after all..."
    "And we'll equip them with planet destroying superlasers."
    "Wait, every one of them?"
    "Yup. All ten thousand+"
    "Ten thousand?!?"
    "Yes, It'll be a threat never before witnessed in movie history!"
    "How are the resistance supposed to win against this then?"
    "Oh. I forgot the resistance was a thing... Eh, just send the Millennium Falcon to collect a big fleet of people."
    "Okay... Gathering such a fleet would take many weeks, probably, so-"
    "Yea, we'll have them do it in 16 hours."
    "16?!?"
    "Yes. We'll have Lando do it. Everyone will do whatever Lando says."
    "...Okay?"
    "Yup. The fans will love it. A spectacular ending for the franchise."
    "But... It has literally no buildup to thi-"
    "START PRODUCTION!!!"

    • @nivel9885
      @nivel9885 4 роки тому +35

      Must have been this way or else they wouldn't have failed so much 😂

    • @DrakeAurum
      @DrakeAurum 4 роки тому +49

      Tens of thousands of ships is still a feat unwitnessed in movie history, since they utterly failed to establish the full size of the fleet on screen or in dialogue.

    • @Daedric16
      @Daedric16 4 роки тому +19

      Sounds exactly like one of those pitch meeting videos haha.

    • @FuddlyDud
      @FuddlyDud 4 роки тому +12

      @trytix
      People would’ve laughed at this ironically a few years ago...how things have changed

    • @LeglessWonder
      @LeglessWonder 4 роки тому +10

      I hate how likely it is that this is exactly what went down

  • @zam023
    @zam023 4 роки тому +207

    And what shipyards was pumping out those Star Destroyers. Even if they had their own, to produce that much, they would probably need 10 Kuat Drive shipyards, which they do not have.

    • @cztnights
      @cztnights 4 роки тому +20

      This, also as Star Destroyers were produced by Kuat, how do Sith fanatics know how to make it. Unlikely that emperor himself would know all the details how to produce the ship. Something inspired by the Sith Interdictor would have made much more sense.

    • @thezplayer3002
      @thezplayer3002 4 роки тому +3

      According to the wiki the sith eternal have spy within the kuat drive high ranking members

    • @MagiconIce
      @MagiconIce 3 роки тому +2

      @@thezplayer3002 It's just lazily written and for every question like the one from Zam they come up with a lazy explanation. Even if they had a spy on the Kuat Drive Yards stealing the original plan for the ISD, they either don't have the production capability on Exegol or there is a gigantic manufacturing facility, probably spanning the whole planet, hidden under the surface we just didn't get to see in the movie.

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 3 роки тому +1

      Fun fact: They designed the enslaved factory planet - then edited it out cause it made way too much sense next to the rest of it. You can still find pics in the Artbook.

  • @declanhugors
    @declanhugors 2 роки тому +11

    Po: Without the navigation tower, they can't leave the atmosphere.
    Me: Just go.. fcking UP.

  • @joebrennan8001
    @joebrennan8001 2 роки тому +434

    It would of been so much cooler if a handful of rebel ships turn up and get absolutely devastated and just as it seems that no hope if left, the 1st orded turns up and kylo is on the bridge ordering all first order vessels to open fire, that way this contributes to kylo redeeming himself, and we get to have huge broadside battles.

    • @sudsyinc.953
      @sudsyinc.953 2 роки тому +78

      Bro, scrolling through the comments and seeing yours...gave me shivers just imagining that with all those pizza slices up there attacking eachother it would be EPIC. (And make sense)(and be easier on the vfx people)(still tho probably scale down the fleet size to mabye 2-3times bigger then the the FO fleet...) so much potential and great ideas like yours.. lost

    • @jacopopianigiani3578
      @jacopopianigiani3578 2 роки тому +56

      @@sudsyinc.953 the other ep9's script (not used), had tons of interesting scenes and a cool story, completing every main character's story (es finn converts some stormtroopers making them fight for the rebellion, kylo redeemkng himself thanks to anakin's force ghost, etc...). And the final Battle was over coruscant atmosphere (in the same place of ep3 opening scene) with old VENATOR WRECKAGES and a ground battle near the old Jedi temple with fisrt Order against resistance and imperial redheemed soldiers.
      Wow

    • @andrewharris9302
      @andrewharris9302 2 роки тому +8

      This is a good idea 👍 damn u smart bro. It would have been so epic to see that.

    • @zelkuta
      @zelkuta Рік тому +9

      So many things they could have done but didn't do...
      They could have had rey go to the dark side, kylo convert to light side, and bring rey back. The story beats were almost there for that to.
      I'd go as far to say that rey had more motivation to go the dark side than kylo did.

    • @Azact
      @Azact Рік тому +4

      @@jacopopianigiani3578that sounds much better than some final order that doesnt make sense. If the last battle was over coruscant it would have been cool

  • @TraskLargero
    @TraskLargero 4 роки тому +296

    It really goes to show the lack of planning lucasfilm put into the Sequel trilogy from the get go.
    Also, no mention of how Wedge didn't react, at all, to his adopted son's/protege's death?

    • @jetbricksstudios5530
      @jetbricksstudios5530 4 роки тому +2

      TraskLargero what?

    • @TraskLargero
      @TraskLargero 4 роки тому +42

      @@jetbricksstudios5530 Temmin "Snap" Wexley. He died in the Battle of Exogol shortly before the Galactic Fleet arrived with Lando. In the Aftermath Trilogy he was mentored by Wedge who also married his mother, Nora Wexley, in later books.

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 4 роки тому +17

      @@TraskLargero Well there you go he wasn't his adopted son he was the step son have you not heard of the age long rivalry between step child and step parent. Hell it was probably an inside job.

    • @TraskLargero
      @TraskLargero 4 роки тому +23

      @@theempiredidnothingwrong3227 Except they were quite close in the Aftermath books before Wedge and his mother even started dating.

    • @viperson9818
      @viperson9818 4 роки тому +8

      That’s what they get for telling directors to do whatever the hell they want. Without a concrete plan with some goals on it. All hell let loose.

  • @Gh0stClown
    @Gh0stClown 4 роки тому +126

    0:19 'We will be streaming some Beerio Kart, which is basically drunk Minecraft'
    Started a little early, have we?

  • @the_drink_real
    @the_drink_real 2 роки тому +9

    The Xyston-class Star Destroyers are almost like the CSO-class supercarriers from Halo in that they're just a previous ship model scaled up without any thought put into it.

  • @averagepotatoenjoyer9719
    @averagepotatoenjoyer9719 3 роки тому +116

    “Sir, our scanners are detecting a small group of Resistance members on the ship”
    “Send troops to destroy them, immediately!”
    “No sir, they’re literally on top of the ship. And they’re on... space horses?”
    “Oh... tilt the ship about 45 degrees”
    *Directed by J. J. Abrams*

  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland 4 роки тому +362

    “For a generation my disciples have labored...”
    Me: “Yeah, you’ll need a few generations to make that. And a few more generations to crew them.”

    • @jon636374
      @jon636374 4 роки тому +28

      Not to mention the sheer resources needed

    • @Themrine2013
      @Themrine2013 4 роки тому +5

      not neccesarily. its been what, 50 years in between episode six and seven? all it would take would be a dedicaded couple billion people to reproduce for 20 years and get 10x the population they started out with, if not more. its the material to build the ships that are the problem, unless they were all built by droids, and ate entire planets for the resources which is entirely possible since they are in the unknown regions. a place that dosent get much lime light

    • @jg14gerhard_bar
      @jg14gerhard_bar 4 роки тому +1

      eh the "Force" probably used force Labour ability to make them work 20x faster lmfao

    • @jamesr.2017
      @jamesr.2017 4 роки тому

      Each Xyston apparently has a crew of around 30,000 people. Multiply that by 10,000, and that’s a fleet with a bare minimum of 300 million people.

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamesr.2017 to be fair, by star wars standards that really isn't that bad.

  • @selfloathinggameing
    @selfloathinggameing 4 роки тому +115

    “There are more of us” was so derivative of Endgame’s “Portals” scene but without any of the setup, emotion, or musical buildup

    • @maxtube444
      @maxtube444 4 роки тому +5

      Rap Moreno MUSICCCCCCC

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 4 роки тому +20

      "I am all the Jedi" is literally a lazy copy of Endagme's climax lmao.

    • @RohonNag
      @RohonNag 4 роки тому +5

      Yes EXACTLY. They tried to copy the Marvel moment, but Marvel gave us a emotional connect to EVERY group that came through the Portal, we knew them, they are characters we have known for a while now, even Black Panther by then was 3 Movies old (Civil war, Black Panther and Infinity War). So we as the audience cared and cheered for each one of the portals.

  • @Biden2024_
    @Biden2024_ Рік тому +5

    When I first see this scene in the theaters even as a teenager I literally thought the logistics to keep all of these ships running is ridiculous

  • @attilathehun5067
    @attilathehun5067 4 роки тому +560

    Disney: Even is we make a new ship, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to impress the fans.
    JJ: Tens of thousands.
    Disney: But my lord, there is no such force!
    JJ: *Opens up Rogue One asset folder.*

    • @vicar4236
      @vicar4236 4 роки тому +40

      Attila The Hun dang this makes me want to watch LOTR again

    • @attilathehun5067
      @attilathehun5067 4 роки тому +27

      @@vicar4236 Do it. For Gondor, and Rohan, and all free men.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 4 роки тому +20

      Hope JJ didn’t get a cramp from all the times he hit ctrl+v

    • @Kompotamus
      @Kompotamus 4 роки тому +8

      Them reusing the ISD 1 model is the laziest bullshit.

    • @charlessaintpe8574
      @charlessaintpe8574 4 роки тому +9

      God, I hope they never get their hands on LOTR.

  • @cardinalrule6810
    @cardinalrule6810 4 роки тому +403

    The fleet was "completely over the top and ridiculous." Don't forget, it was imagined and created by the same person who created Starkiller Base, which was preposterous in it's own right. Thank you JJ

    • @EscapeMCP
      @EscapeMCP 4 роки тому +47

      JJ can start a story, but he has no idea how to end one right. I'd hate to be JJ's wife - he can't finish anything off.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 4 роки тому +4

      SuperSith89 After the fact, of course.

    • @hettfield
      @hettfield 4 роки тому +4

      Same thing was done in Picard by JJ’s pupil, Alex Kurtzman. The final episode has a fleet of 218 Romulan warbirds standoff with a fleet of hundreds of Starfleet ships that just so happen to arrive at the same time. Exactly like tRoS. It’s not even exciting. It’s just a blur. If you have 2 ships, the stakes would be higher and more interesting.

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 4 роки тому +2

      Rian Johnson should have gotten to direct the whole trilogy, he understands the heart of star Wars as a franchise.

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 4 роки тому +1

      @@PixelAine1 you certainly are

  • @GoGoTwice
    @GoGoTwice 3 роки тому +534

    The whole “battle” was so cringe-worthy, one of the most embarrassing things in the trilogy.

    • @Satire-yj9jq
      @Satire-yj9jq 3 роки тому +4

      IKR?!

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 2 роки тому +10

      I lost my IQ watching that battle

    • @DukeJon1969
      @DukeJon1969 2 роки тому +3

      it's like the writers decided to play with cheats on

    • @lockyp204
      @lockyp204 2 роки тому +2

      Worse than anything in the prequels. And that’s saying something. The ultimate crescendo of shitfuckery. A veritable legacy dumpster fire. Not only throwing the baby out with the bath water. But burning the fucking house down too. Gah 💩

    • @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777
      @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 2 роки тому +2

      The one short puppet thing going "hEY HeY" out of nowhere made me cringe.

  • @BloodRaven1045
    @BloodRaven1045 2 роки тому +11

    My biggest issue with the sequels overall is that they essentially reverted all the acomplishments of the characters we cared about and liked, and gave them to these new characters, which many things could be said about.

  • @Finkster2320
    @Finkster2320 4 роки тому +3290

    The more I think about the sequels, the more I hate them.

    • @Spartain14
      @Spartain14 4 роки тому +141

      The entire Disnet Era of Star Wars is indefensible. Even Rogue One, the best of the Disney SW, had it's problems.
      Such a waste of a universe and characters.

    • @Stretch501st
      @Stretch501st 4 роки тому +59

      Jesse Chavez i really liked Rogue One, except where were the Bothan Spies!!!

    • @Spartain14
      @Spartain14 4 роки тому +69

      @@Stretch501st fun fact! The bothan spies were for the Second Death Star in Return of the Jedi. So Rogue One is even more 'canon' than you thought. It was the best of the Disney SW (not exactly a high bar, but still!)

    • @Stretch501st
      @Stretch501st 4 роки тому +19

      Jesse Chavez thanks for the correction! And yeah I really liked how rogue one had a grittiness to it.

    • @McFlysGarage
      @McFlysGarage 4 роки тому +33

      Finkster Fitness
      I like the prequels even more now than the sequel trilogy....

  • @C0BRA029
    @C0BRA029 4 роки тому +124

    They missed an opportunity to bring in the STAR FORGE and link it to the sith in the old republic and mentioned Revan and Malak, and even the new High Republic they announced

    • @mattrR678
      @mattrR678 4 роки тому +21

      JJ Abrams nor the SJW warriors are big enough fans to even know what that is

    • @C0BRA029
      @C0BRA029 4 роки тому +4

      mattrR678 for a little bit i kept thinking “ you know they might just do it and link it and finally really tie in the old republic” but then no and my childhood was over
      Just like that

    • @texasbuzzard4970
      @texasbuzzard4970 4 роки тому +4

      This is what episode 8 should have been about!

    • @PermacultureLongboarder
      @PermacultureLongboarder 4 роки тому +2

      Hell throw in nods from the clone wars, the empire, and even star wars rebels with some mandalorians to boot.

    • @zzukiu9527
      @zzukiu9527 4 роки тому +1

      well i suppose Disney doesn't think such 'absurd' legend should be put into its own 'masterpiece' new story as they must create their own STARWARS😂😂😂

  • @andreasobama9487
    @andreasobama9487 4 роки тому +225

    JJ Abrams: Ok so basically he just has a bunch of super ships and the resistance is like "Oh no what are we gonna do" and then people from over the galaxy come with many ships and then pshhhhh bloww kapoowwww booom bzz pew pew krshhawwww mmmmmzpppp and they all die and its really cool and epic and stuff"

    • @Rubbermatt
      @Rubbermatt 3 роки тому +19

      Sounds like you put more thought into the plot than Mr Lens-Flare did.

    • @marinuswillett6147
      @marinuswillett6147 3 роки тому +3

      An Unstable Fleet of Star Destroyers. But it gets wiped out by a swarm or random ships from around the Galaxy. But those random ships get destroyed by an angry old guy that can shoot lightning. But now Rey can kill that guy we'd ho she couldn't kill before because..........reasons.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 роки тому

      It was already done in Mass Effect 3. Probably better too

    • @Satire-yj9jq
      @Satire-yj9jq 3 роки тому +1

      IKR?!

    • @observantmagic4156
      @observantmagic4156 3 роки тому

      @@Rubbermatt that lens flare be messing with his head

  • @captare
    @captare 2 роки тому +9

    This battle would be much better if in the story of the movie, they said that something like half the fleet of the new republic was destroyed. That the new republic was able to gather and organize its fleet. In addition to calling its members to mobilize their navies. They could mention that several planets still remember how it was under the regime of the empire.
    And that they would rather be destroyed than be ruled again under a tyrannical regime. With the first order with their forces overextend. They could show that the first order was having a hard time, as they relied heavily on the base starkiller in their plans. And because they have a very centralized organization. And after the death of supreme leader snoke and several top officers after the destruction of The Supremacy in the second film. The machinery of the first order was paralyzed until Kylo Ren managed to consolidate his power and reorganize the leadership.With Kylo Ren almost desperate to get a new fleet because they were losing. Because they were facing great resistance in every sector of the galaxy.
    With the battle of Exegol being the New Republic fleet with its allies, all warships, descending on the planet. Perhaps even with a captured and modified super destroyer leading the fleet. With the galaxy passing a message to the first order like "never again".

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 2 роки тому +2

      Too well thought out. You are Fired! 🤣🤣
      As Screen Rant pitch meetings puts it you should do what you like.
      How's that possible?
      Because.....
      That works!
      That's modern writing these days. Who cares just blow some shit up it's Star Wars people will watch any drivel if you slap that on it. Plus we can sell a mint of toys.
      I do love to sell Merchandise.
      Yes sir you do.

  • @calm_skies
    @calm_skies 4 роки тому +434

    "I love that the crew is brainwashed children." Best line LMAO

    • @HeleentheArcane
      @HeleentheArcane 3 роки тому +29

      And also like 350 bilion of them. Geez, this movie is stupid.

    • @thezplayer3002
      @thezplayer3002 3 роки тому +1

      @@HeleentheArcane already explained in novelization, those crew were basically just like first order stormtrooper they are brainwashed from birth

    • @thecrusaderking4835
      @thecrusaderking4835 3 роки тому +20

      @@thezplayer3002 doesn't change that even at the Height of its strength, the more powerful empire wouldn't have been able to get that many brainwashed children. Let alone human ones, since that's all palpatine would have accepted.

    • @enderlinde3152
      @enderlinde3152 3 роки тому

      @@thecrusaderking4835 actually, pretty sure some were cloned by sith

    • @douglasmoore131
      @douglasmoore131 3 роки тому +17

      "the crew is brainwashed children" ahh just like fans of the sequel trilogy then

  • @kcvanderpool
    @kcvanderpool 3 роки тому +283

    For 10,000+ ships that size, wouldn't there be like trillions of people on them? Seems a little excessive. How would they even feed that many people?

    • @williammorris4327
      @williammorris4327 2 роки тому +31

      An extra double secret clone planet. Well a 100

    • @Kellethorn
      @Kellethorn 2 роки тому +43

      Palpatine colonized never never land and learned from the lost boys how to manifest food with imagination.

    • @Havanu81
      @Havanu81 2 роки тому +5

      Ha, you beat me to it by a year or so... 370 million loyal servants if the math holds up.

    • @williammorris4327
      @williammorris4327 2 роки тому +8

      @@darthsilversith667 where exactly did he come up for the financial means for this 🤔? It was still a money based universe.

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 2 роки тому +9

      Lando just handed out 6 packs of colt 45 to everyone.

  • @elmaster48
    @elmaster48 2 роки тому +335

    Even the eternal fleet of swtor made more sense, valkorion simply found the remains of an advanced fallen civilization and found out they had an automated fleet. Being completely run by IA meant that it wouldn’t need to recruit that many people for his army. Also because they are perfectly synchronized they can completely surround a planet and do an orbital bombardment and destroy it in a couple hours without letting anyone escape and then move to the next planet. Little wonder why the republic and sith empire surrendered within a year.

    • @somethingwithultra7231
      @somethingwithultra7231 2 роки тому +16

      True though even SWTOR is quite iffy with it's scale of superweapons. Like it's nice that with alot of them they get dead and buried, but you can't tell me Iokath would just stay under the radar like this with it's insane ancient weaponry.

    • @elmaster48
      @elmaster48 2 роки тому +24

      @@somethingwithultra7231 well, it’s because iokath it’s a Dyson sphere, it covers up the entire Star. So unless one knows where to look for the search for iokath is impossible.
      How the sith emperor found it? Some of its rituals need a lot of people dying in short amount of time. The entire iokath race was extinguished by one of their own superweapons, that amount of death surely draw his attention.
      edit: also, there was an evil AI in control of iokat that would capture and kill anyone who discovers iokath. So any explorer that found iokath would die before reporting their finding. The sith emperor has the ability of resurrecting upon death, so for him that was a mild annoyance.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 2 роки тому +2

      @@somethingwithultra7231 the starforge

    • @spartantraveler7251
      @spartantraveler7251 2 роки тому +3

      Also the Dyson Sphere covering most of the star it encircles causing all of the heat and light of the star to be stopped. Which makes it so that only visions can find it.

  • @dirtydansdirtyhangout7485
    @dirtydansdirtyhangout7485 Рік тому +4

    The logistics to hide a fleet here would make it feasibly impossible to keep this a secret. The materials, food, equipment, contractors to build and operate the equipment, the funds, it’s crazy.

  • @badgamemaster
    @badgamemaster 4 роки тому +381

    Getting killed on the Death Star wasn't very good for him.... must have broken his ability to make plans.

    • @TheRagog
      @TheRagog 4 роки тому +38

      When he announced his plans to all galaxy, you understand that this is not Palpatine. Think if he announced Order 66 or Death Star's building to all galaxy before it didn't happen. What a messed up shit trilogy.

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 4 роки тому +1

      Palpatine is a political strategist and tactician not a military one.

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 4 роки тому +9

      @@marrqi7wini54 He is not bad on military strategy either. However, he did misjudge the power of the Ewoks, as well as their willingness to go to war. This, in turn, caused the shield around DS2 to be brought down, which caused its destruction and loss of the Battle of Endor. If the Ewoks hadn't helped and/or one of the Empires best Legions hadn't failed so spectacularly, then his strategy at Endor was sound. Blockade the Rebel fleet, pick off the capital ships with the Death Star laser and have the fighters and Star Destroyers mop up the rest.
      He might not have had the brillance of Thrawn, but he still had competent enough reasoning and people advising him.

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 4 роки тому +6

      @@marrqi7wini54 It's not about being a tactician, it's about not covering yourself with raw beef in the middle of a lion reserve, it takes determination to be that kind of stupid.

    • @Minifutzi_o.O
      @Minifutzi_o.O 4 роки тому +7

      @@Schnittertm1 Disney turned him into an ordinary, boring, hollywood villain.

  • @rbartow22
    @rbartow22 2 роки тому +510

    The battle in theater was a lot of fun and gave you the "chills" type moment but after thinking it through post movie it definitely turns into a "WHY" type moment.
    That's why JJ Abrams is the new Michael Bay... He's great at "BOOM, POW, PEW PEW" but nothing else really.

    • @SFisher1993
      @SFisher1993 2 роки тому +83

      That's kinda insulting to Bay. :P He at least admits his work is insane and loud. JJ, on the other hand, puts out pretentious BS and thinks it’s the best thing ever.

    • @OfficialEdwardNewgate
      @OfficialEdwardNewgate 2 роки тому +38

      At least Michael Bay's movies are fun bruh

    • @codymcginley6823
      @codymcginley6823 2 роки тому +15

      Michael Bay would've at least made the scene logical

    • @rbartow22
      @rbartow22 2 роки тому +9

      To the "logical" part... go watch transformers. Multiple scenes where the transformers are literally different heights across the movie.. and even during one scene where all they do is talk.

    • @SFisher1993
      @SFisher1993 2 роки тому +7

      @@OfficialEdwardNewgate I just rewatched Armageddon a few nights ago. I don’t care how ridiculous it is. It’s a blast!

  • @sokosokolowski2823
    @sokosokolowski2823 4 роки тому +3878

    Can we just pretend that these movies just didn't happen?

    • @leathergazelle2491
      @leathergazelle2491 4 роки тому +102

      unfortunately we cant

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 роки тому +210

      Well probably forget in the next few years

    • @patrickmaybe2197
      @patrickmaybe2197 4 роки тому +48

      SOKÓŁ Sokolowski so because the finale wasn’t as perfect as you wanted it to be the entire trilogy needs to be forgotten about? you find no redeeming qualities in the special effects, cinematography, and enthusiasm and chemistry between these extremely talented actors that did the best with what they had to work with? i am in the same boat as you where i am extremely disappointed with the potential that was wasted with these movies but in order for their to be disappointment there had to be potential in them. you don’t think you can get any enjoyment out of these movies because that’s what the mob mentality wants you to think?

    • @leathergazelle2491
      @leathergazelle2491 4 роки тому +73

      @@patrickmaybe2197 yeah many of use think that but unfortunatley not everyone gives a dam about that

    • @ryanwinters7120
      @ryanwinters7120 4 роки тому +257

      crippling trash bot only the finale but the first 2 as well. Whole trilogy is so bad, there was no direction going into it you can tell just by watching it. They just wanted to make money on nostalgia instead making a good story

  • @tobybooth3790
    @tobybooth3790 2 роки тому +5

    the size of the resistance fleet kind of makes sense because also at the end of battlefront 2 idens daughter and shriv go to the outer rim to call upon everyone in hiding or waiting on resistance communication

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 роки тому +570

    Disney: throws out the books
    Also Disney: makes a movie that’s confusing
    Also Disney: releases books trying to explain it

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +57

      They're selling answers to the questions as DLC.

    • @kedolan4992
      @kedolan4992 4 роки тому +31

      Don't forget that quote, I don't remember it exactly, but it was something like "unlike superhero movies we don't have all those years of comics and books to draw from!"

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 роки тому +18

      Kedolan yeah Kathleen Kennedy said that in an interview 🤦‍♂️ how stupid can these executives be?

    • @salmanmahyuddin8384
      @salmanmahyuddin8384 4 роки тому +7

      Plan: Didn't really work
      Disney: T W I T T E R

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 роки тому +4

      dark zeratul exactly. Either any of the myriads of books and comics, or you know George Lucas’s _actual notes_ that they purchased but decided not to use. It’s like they were trying to royally screw up as hard as possible.

  • @michaelfaber9587
    @michaelfaber9587 3 роки тому +238

    Palptine in ep 3: destroys entire order become an emperor easily kills extremely powerful Jedi
    Palpatine in rise of sky Walker: hElp sHe hAs tO sWordS

    • @Aniket-fl8qk
      @Aniket-fl8qk 3 роки тому +15

      Because rice of skywalker is under the Disney

    • @adyan4010
      @adyan4010 3 роки тому +7

      @@Aniket-fl8qk lmaooooo "Rice"

    • @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
      @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah i still don't get it if two swords are better than one why is everyone not using it

    • @karamellcreme
      @karamellcreme 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
      Even better, other people _have_ been known to use two lightsabers, often in the form of a double-sided lightsaber.

    • @dadorkdoge2689
      @dadorkdoge2689 3 роки тому +7

      Mary Sue Rey.

  • @djtodd3
    @djtodd3 3 роки тому +138

    I liked that Wedge had a cameo, I just didn't like how the did it. He should have been in an X-Wing, and maybe came in just in time to save Poe. Wedge will always be the best in my mind.

    • @notyou2353
      @notyou2353 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah, I agree. But at the same time, I think the last trilogy was all about deglorifying the old, destroying the franchise, and making new heroes.
      Which is a bummer. I bet the trilogy would've done better had they really leaned into the old heroes while building up their new heroes...
      It makes me sad, more than anything, really. It was so badly done...

    • @kirknichols178
      @kirknichols178 3 роки тому +8

      @@notyou2353 your comment makes too much sense and Disney doesn’t roll that way. Plus, pandering to the vocal minority crowd who has no financial impact on the IP got what they wanted and the actual fans got confusion and the big shaft. This weird desire to kill off all the sky walkers was so fucking stupid and now they are in a weird hole canonically unless we find out about a third or second solo and that Luke has a bastard child somewhere.

    • @jesset2504
      @jesset2504 3 роки тому +9

      Suprised they didn’t kill off Wedge. Maybe Disney didn’t realize the love he gets from fans. If they did they would surely kill him off unceremoniously like the rest of our hero’s. I really hope he’s part of the “Rogue Squadron” movie.