@@TonysMusic1974 there's a difference between telling political jokes and then pushing out a political agenda and forcing it on your viewers. Jay would never push his views on his audience. He made fun of everyone.
It was funny. I didn’t watch Leno. I was always tuned into Letterman but I have seen Leno do some funny segments. I’m not sure what it is, he just doesn’t seem like a cool dude.
@@Ervinabrahamian hmm think you've got it wrong I was calling out the other guy for calling trump supporters hillbillies, I voted for trump don't know why you think I'm a sleepy Joe fan?
Store items were funny, as were headlines, and jaywalking. I grew up watching Johnny Carson as host, but Leno was funny too. I recall when Leno had black hair and did standup comedy. Both men seemed to be nice and humble, if anyone had met them in person.
I know! I lost it when I saw that one! Everyone else who was in the same room as me asked me what I was laughing so hard at, so I showed it to them! Oh, the crazy things that you will find at a 99 cent store! Luckily, I've never seen any of these!
+19TheFallen I remember: The VERY FIRST ONE opened in Seattle, in 1991. My friends and I thought that it was neat that everything in it cost 99 cents. We also joked that the store used to be open in Bothell, but they relocated because they were sick of everybody's asking "how much does this cost?" 🤔
Agree w/@N B ... America, _all_ of America, wants to get a few laughs at the end of the day; we don't need an hour of uber-leftist propaganda like we get now. "You had one job" ... to steal a phrase.
'No political talk' these days translates to 'No Trump jokes'. Trump and his cult members are the biggest snowflakes around. Can you imagine their reaction if Obama had tweeted things like 'PRESIDENTIAL HARRASMENT' every time Trump went after him with racist lies. Sad.
+Junk Mail Did You Know; that George Washington's presidential speech was only 2 1/2 minutes long!!!!!........do you know why George Washington's speech was only 2 1/2 minutes long???
Man “headlines” was the best part of the week! So halarious. Better than most of the skits he did and better than some actor trying to sell me on his latest movie. I can’t believe this stuff got green lit lol
Jay walking was the best. He asked a girl, who was a college graduate, who the president of the United states was. She didn't know, she said I don't follow politics.
Jay’s genius was in his timing. He knew exactly when to trail off, when to get louder, what to emphasize. Love it when he reads “Engrish” out loud. These still make me laugh.
In a word......syntax. You can always tell when something is "made-in-china". English can be tricky, even as a first language.Oh well,refining the products final package would just drive up the retail $. Besides,wouldn`t be funny.
Because a woman who is not a virgin is called a slut or a skank or a whore. A man who is not a virgin is just called lucky. What hypocritical pieces of shit some men are.
@@paulatiredofthisshit And a woman who lumps all men together is not being fair. Not all men are lascivious, pussy-grabbing assholes, like our president.
The blocks must have been labeled in China. They think a carrot is a radish. Hippocampus is Greek for seahorse. A part of the human brain is shaped like a seahorse, so it is also called hippocampus. Also, the "shrimp" is a crawfish.
I remember when Jay was on with these skits. True comedy comes from everyday events and people we all know and see. What makes this segment work is Jay's enhanced comments AFTER the gag. Worth the price of admission.
@@LearnAboutFlow People need to stop being so serious about every little thing. I'm German. I've heard all the jokes about my race since WWII and I have thick enough skin to get past it. If you don't, you will dwell in misery your whole life. A twirp is a fucked up nerd ball idiot. It fits you to a T!!!!
@@LearnAboutFlow I may be of German decent, but I'm no German. The argument here between you and I is possessing a sense of humor. Sure, some humor my a hurt but if it's done without malice, then it's acceptable. What you and people like you with your PC bullshit want to kill humor if you don't like the joke content. Soon, we won't be able to joke about anything. God gave us a sense of humor to use when we are stressed or even hurt. It's a avenue of release. But YOU will never have that basic human tool because you have ruined your ability due to your bitching about everything you don't like and what is worse is your trying to kill other people's humor dropping the race card, the homophoic card, any card that suits your narrow mind. You are one pathetic person masking as a would-be American of which you will never be. I support Donald Trump. And you support Joe Biden. THAT alone tells you how fucked up and dangerous to our country people like you really are.
Neat tonight show ever. Best monologue by far, great segments and Jay is super good at what he does. Conan comes second and everyone else isn’t worth watching
5:30 may be because a lot of languages use a word like “preservative” to mean “condom” (e.g. présérvatif in French) and a word like “conservative” is the actual word for “preservative” in English.
When late night didn't suck.
Fallon sucks not funny never
Jay is so funny. Can still make me go to tears with laughter. Miss him.
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard! Thanks Jay for entertaining us.
What a loss when jay retired! He was the best and a great comedian!
I'll take Johnny Carson
@@markkracht2089 No on gives a shit about your preferences.
involuntary retirement
He didn't Retire!!!
They SWITCHED him
Pure comedy, no double talk, hilariously funny and everybody can relax and enjoy on late night. Thank you Jay
loved watching jay Leno always had a great show.
The products are funny but it's Leno's assessment that makes it work. That is some funny shit.
Hilarious with no agenda, pure comedy.
He is not shy to beat a joke to death . Repeat 3 times . nextjokeRepeat3times etcetcetc...
Heh. Yeah, sometimes, what the hell, as long as you still get laughs...
Up next, Barrack Obama.... wait, what?!
Jay Leno made political jokes all the time. This was just a good segment. Colbert does non-political segments all the time. Stop being so angry.
@@TonysMusic1974 there's a difference between telling political jokes and then pushing out a political agenda and forcing it on your viewers. Jay would never push his views on his audience. He made fun of everyone.
I always love hearing Kevin laugh
This was one of the funnier 99 cent store segments that aired. lol
It was funny. I didn’t watch Leno. I was always tuned into Letterman but I have seen Leno do some funny segments. I’m not sure what it is, he just doesn’t seem like a cool dude.
I feel the same way about Letterman...
THERE WAS NO ONE LIKE JAY🕊🇺🇲💕
The best. No suprise that he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld.
The 99 cent store was a great bit. There were fairly many of them. Like Headlines, I wish people would post more of them.
John Fugazzi they dont exist anymore??
Great days they were. Simpler times.
I always loved his creativity
When late night TV was actually funny!
@The Algonquin Awww hurt Trump supporter uh? How is American farmers doing now China refused to buy American crap?
@@Boaz833 "Cousin humping hillbilly" it's idiots like you that are destroying America.
@@samanbalal824 Go eat some keerekhar Saman
@@Ervinabrahamian hmm think you've got it wrong I was calling out the other guy for calling trump supporters hillbillies, I voted for trump don't know why you think I'm a sleepy Joe fan?
@@karldilkington8802 Whoops, overlooked the quotation marks! My bad brother
The best host ever.please come back!
Store items were funny, as were headlines, and jaywalking. I grew up watching Johnny Carson as host, but Leno was funny too. I recall when Leno had black hair and did standup comedy. Both men seemed to be nice and humble, if anyone had met them in person.
Even so, he’s stiles still hot and hasn’t lost the sense of humor
!😅😅
I really miss Jay Leno! He's hilarious!
The pencil sharpener was funny as hell! Here kitty kitty.
I know! I lost it when I saw that one! Everyone else who was in the same room as me asked me what I was laughing so hard at, so I showed it to them! Oh, the crazy things that you will find at a 99 cent store! Luckily, I've never seen any of these!
+19TheFallen
I remember: The VERY FIRST ONE opened in Seattle, in 1991. My friends and I thought that it was neat that everything in it cost 99 cents.
We also joked that the store used to be open in Bothell, but they relocated because they were sick of everybody's asking "how much does this cost?"
🤔
*hiss*
So asian lol
Been watching Leno on here for the past couple weeks. Miss these days when I was like 13
Hilarious!!!!!! Love it thanks for posting needed a good laugh today
I loved the bad English translations that used to come from China.
Used to? They still do.
I lost it at “¡Feliz Navidad!” sympathy card.
Jay was excellent miss him a lot. There's nothing like Kevin Eubanks laugh.
I miss Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks!
I miss The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno. Used to watch it as a kid growing up. The 99 Cent Store and Headlines were my favorite segments.
No political talk. Just things everyone can laugh at. I forgot what that was like.
Agree w/@N B ... America, _all_ of America, wants to get a few laughs at the end of the day; we don't need an hour of uber-leftist propaganda like we get now.
"You had one job" ... to steal a phrase.
Poor snowflakes
@@TheJester39 what is your education justin?
...after commercials, Barack Obama
'No political talk' these days translates to 'No Trump jokes'. Trump and his cult members are the biggest snowflakes around.
Can you imagine their reaction if Obama had tweeted things like 'PRESIDENTIAL HARRASMENT' every time Trump went after him with racist lies. Sad.
He was the best he is missed very much
Kevin Eubanks laugh always cracked me up😅
Agree ... I _love_ to hear him laugh.
rocknroller 77: YES!
@socal rocks probably
Same!
@@josephgaviota the way his voice actually shook with laughter when he said "what does that mean" lmao
I found Jimmy Fallon's book at the 99 cent store. AHAHAHA
Did they really expect someone to pay a whole 99 cents for that book???????????
Judith Yugar maybe you can use it to prop up something or extra fuel in a fireplace seems like it a good idea
I seen "it's good to be gronk"
wow!!!!!
Believe it or not, many years ago I bought Jay Leno's "Headlines" book at the Dollar General for .25.
R.I.P.: "The (Real) Tonight Show with Jay Leno. ;(
Searchmeister The show's guest star was "senator" Barak Obama. Who would have known
+Searchmeister Colon, then comma, then frown.
:'(
right. who would have thought he would become president.
RIP = Role in Presidency
+Junk Mail Did You Know; that George Washington's presidential speech was only 2 1/2 minutes long!!!!!........do you know why George Washington's speech was only 2 1/2 minutes long???
+he chit why?
"The Family Hacksaw" made me almost piss
I never thought I'd miss Leno.
Steve Allen, jack paar, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, who did I miss
I loved Leno's 99 cent store and Jaywalking skits.
Cracks me up everytime i watch it 🤣
1:49 The delivery of "family hacksaw" is funny!
The "family hacksaw". Lol
Thanks for posting.
Kevin Eubanks:”aw yeah jay hahahahahahahahaha!”
If talk shows were still like this I would watch them.
jay you rock
To think he bought an entire car collection doing this. At least something good came out of it, now we have Jay Leno's garage.
I always knew Superman was on the down low thanks 99 cents store lol
Miss Jay so much
that Superman thing is only 99 cents, that's cheap!!!!! ide buy it
he chit Once it’s out of the box kids will have no idea. I had some Toys like that when I was a kid.
I'd buy that for a Dollar. 🦸♂️
Feliz Navidad!
Remember that 99¢ stores used to be for fun & weird stuff like this? And now they are for basic staples of life?
What?
why would you ever complain about that lol
I dont get it.
There's a place called Daiso near me, Japanese 99 cent store and you always find ridiculous stuff like this
Man “headlines” was the best part of the week! So halarious. Better than most of the skits he did and better than some actor trying to sell me on his latest movie. I can’t believe this stuff got green lit lol
Wow a 99 cent do it yourself divorce kit lmao !
Oh just buy the family hatchet, is way quicker
MrTruth111 lol don’t give me any ideas jk
I saw that here next to the .99 will
The funniest late night bit I've seen in the last, well 9 years.
Speaking of ninety-nine cents, let's bring out our first guest...
Jay walking was the best. He asked a girl, who was a college graduate, who the president of the United states was. She didn't know, she said I don't follow politics.
I wish I didn’t know lol
A late night comedy sketch with no forced Trump joke, so refreshing.
0:39 No Trump joke but a gay joke 😁
Trump was a TERRIBLE President!
"Hey honey, wanna go baste the turkey? " ^^
Beer blocks lmao
Bahaha!!
Honey : No gobbler tonight I have a headache.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jay’s genius was in his timing. He knew exactly when to trail off, when to get louder, what to emphasize. Love it when he reads “Engrish” out loud. These still make me laugh.
Leno was way better than clowns on now. All of them.
I agree
Moral of the story:
N is for Nabs and B is for Beer.
I would joke around during high school and call one of my friends a nab.
Superman's former lover was Louis Silk. And apparently, he had another male friend and a child the....LOL
In a word......syntax. You can always tell when something is "made-in-china". English can be tricky, even as a first language.Oh well,refining the products final package would just drive up the retail $. Besides,wouldn`t be funny.
That shit was hilarious, I'd buy that thing.🤣
lmaooooo
The best part is when it ends before Barack Obama comes on.
The Obamas books are also at the .99 cent store~
@@terrythomas790 Not worth it
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.
I totally forgot about the 99 cent bit
The most political part was the "no conservatives" joke which was hilarious - I miss late night comedy that wasn't 100% about politics.
I guess you don't remember the opening monologues, I remember all he did was talk about how dumb Bush was.
@@Killacorn talking about this clip only. Of course I remember. There was so much material to utilize.
@@doctorbeanis yes you're all right 🍻
Don't like political humor, don't watch it. Fox is waiting for you.
Aw someone is a triggered snowflake.
He really got me with the Turkey baster...shit I should be trying to get back to sleep...I'm so bad....but I haven't laughed like that in a while!
Re-returned 😂
Awesome
Virginity Soap. I think that's one hell of a buy for under a buck. Also known as Skank-Away.
+Clay Loomis I tried it. It doesn't work.
All I can say is, if you're in prison, don't drop it... or else you'll no longer be a virgin, REAL fast! :-)
Or,Ho-Glo. New and improved-washes away shame And herpes !
Because a woman who is not a virgin is called a slut or a skank or a whore. A man who is not a virgin is just called lucky. What hypocritical pieces of shit some men are.
@@paulatiredofthisshit And a woman who lumps all men together is not being fair. Not all men are lascivious, pussy-grabbing assholes, like our president.
Oh how I miss Jay Leno
LENO!!! Those bears have permanently scarred me for life and all times 🐻
The blocks must have been labeled in China. They think a carrot is a radish. Hippocampus is Greek for seahorse. A part of the human brain is shaped like a seahorse, so it is also called hippocampus. Also, the "shrimp" is a crawfish.
N is for Nabs and B is for Beer
That Superman had me rolling 😂
The shrimp on the puzzle looked like a lobster.
I remember when Jay was on with these skits. True comedy comes from everyday events and people we all know and see. What makes this segment work is Jay's enhanced comments AFTER the gag. Worth the price of admission.
@@LearnAboutFlow It's called a sense of humor. You should get one. BTW America has lost hers because of twirps like YOU.
@@LearnAboutFlow People need to stop being so serious about every little thing. I'm German. I've heard all the jokes about my race since WWII and I have thick enough skin to get past it. If you don't, you will dwell in misery your whole life. A twirp is a fucked up nerd ball idiot. It fits you to a T!!!!
@@LearnAboutFlow I may be of German decent, but I'm no German. The argument here between you and I is possessing a sense of humor. Sure, some humor my a hurt but if it's done without malice, then it's acceptable. What you and people like you with your PC bullshit want to kill humor if you don't like the joke content. Soon, we won't be able to joke about anything. God gave us a sense of humor to use when we are stressed or even hurt. It's a avenue of release. But YOU will never have that basic human tool because you have ruined your ability due to your bitching about everything you don't like and what is worse is your trying to kill other people's humor dropping the race card, the homophoic card, any card that suits your narrow mind. You are one pathetic person masking as a would-be American of which you will never be. I support Donald Trump. And you support Joe Biden. THAT alone tells you how fucked up and dangerous to our country people like you really are.
Some products in 99cent stores, I still buy in 2021 and still use them.
He's so awesome
Yeah, that’s kinda sorta like the plot of Superhero Returns....😆
Neat tonight show ever. Best monologue by far, great segments and Jay is super good at what he does. Conan comes second and everyone else isn’t worth watching
Never liked Conan. Guy was a child pretending to be an adult.
4:25 "Multi-vitamin tablet. It also works as a dog brush!"🤣
I liked Kevin Eubanks infectious laugh!
That blind fold would've come in handy while they were driving over the speed bumps in Bird Box
I so miss Jay Leno
oh man!! can't stop laughing!! FAMILY HACKSAW
Leno was the best, started watching after he left but that sure didn't last long. Now at least I get more sleep!
Jay is missed today on nbc
The writing on the back of the "Superhero Returns" = WTF?? 😂
When Jay showed the kitty sharpener, he should of said that, "you twist the pencil until the kitty purrs!
The blindfold is clearly meant for when you are taking a nap in your car, which is common in Asia.
David Weber : Thank God........I was afraid someone drive while wearing one.
I always assumed they had blindfolds on while driving everytime they merged
Sad to see how far "The Tonight Show" has fallen after Leno left.
Fallon is a pathetic downgrade over Leno who I think is a genuine comedic legend.
Why does Fallon think everything everyone says is hilarious?
There's a reason why Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld are best friends.
You should have seen Johnny Carson!!
@@TimothyReeves I did. Saw Letterman. Still like Conan. None faster or funnier than Jay Leno.
I like that Air Yugoslavia emblem
Santa is Comming as in using the Com system to talk to his elf friends in the workshop.
Thanks for upload
You couldn’t make this stuff up😂😂
One of the best ones. LMFAO
2019 - We miss you Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss his show.
5:30 may be because a lot of languages use a word like “preservative” to mean “condom” (e.g. présérvatif in French) and a word like “conservative” is the actual word for “preservative” in English.
Always my favorite part of the show...I love when conan did it also..
Cant believe they replaced him with fallon. Thats like living in a mansion and moving to a run down camper.
"Headlines " makes me laugh so hard I cry. Jay was the best
I would go crazy in a all 99 cent store!!
back when comedians were funny. love it.
2:45 - Oh, NOW I understand the movie. THANKS 99 cent store.