Jay - Headlines (2008) Pt 02

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  • @CharTheBeauty
    @CharTheBeauty Рік тому +91

    I’m 39 years old, I used to love watching *headlines* on a Monday night. 😂❤
    *Nostalgia* ❤❤

  • @alann5003
    @alann5003 Рік тому +156

    It sucks to realize how many headlines we missed out on since Jay retired.

    • @matthewdickson2499
      @matthewdickson2499 Рік тому +12

      Can you imagine the headlines he'd have? Oh my god I'd fall over laughing.

    • @coolioso808
      @coolioso808 11 місяців тому +8

      What I liked about these Headlines was how real they were, just funny human errors, and Jay's little quips about it.
      But that said, why is it that nobody else, not even some UA-camr can show funny headlines anymore? I would hope Jay Leno doesn't somehow hold a all media copyright to anybody else showing real headlines and making a few jokes about it. That would be like not being able to make reaction videos because it was done by Late Night hosts as well.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 місяців тому +1

      Jimmy Fallon just isn't the same as Jay Leno. Sure,he can be funny and chrismatic,but he's not just not in the same class or calibur as Leno ever was.
      I've never had watched any of his shows on The Tonight Show nowdays.
      It just wouldn't be the same.

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 3 місяці тому +4

      I’ve thought about this too, unfortunately the reality is that newspapers are practically non-existent and a lot of the printed items like flyers, mailers, etc are on their way out as well. He just wouldn’t have the same amount of content anymore

  • @marilynlincoln7173
    @marilynlincoln7173 5 місяців тому +21

    Whenever I’m feeling blue, all I have to do is turn on a video of Jay Leno. He makes me laugh and feel good. Thank you, Jay and thank you for whomever is sharing this video.

  • @webbers4life146
    @webbers4life146 4 роки тому +73

    Didn’t realize how much I missed this. Jay Leno was my favourite late night host.

  • @erickus36
    @erickus36 4 роки тому +108

    I used to watch Jay and then go to bed! That was always a good time and a wonderful way to end my day! I miss those times..

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 роки тому +6

      Headlines was the reason I negotiated with my mom to change my bedtime.

    • @rickgrewal2232
      @rickgrewal2232 4 роки тому +5

      @@gimbobjenkins405 for me it was the monologue. 10-15 mins of rapid-fire jokes that touched upon the days news. Thats why I preferred lenos tonight show over Conan and letterman at the time. Went to bed late every night on school days, miss those times

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 роки тому +2

      @@rickgrewal2232 True, that was my opening offer and got negotiated down to headlines on Monday.

    • @brendansunra
      @brendansunra 3 роки тому

      5 year old me barely understand the jokes but cackled every time.

    • @miguelrusate4849
      @miguelrusate4849 3 роки тому

      Big facts!!

  • @sandra.j.g.thompson9268
    @sandra.j.g.thompson9268 3 роки тому +113

    I miss Jay! I don't laugh easily, but when I do it's Jay reading the Headlines! Thanks so much, Jay!

  • @kreativepulp8760
    @kreativepulp8760 3 роки тому +50

    I love his tone when he yells - "Police blotter!"

  • @wpcampbell491
    @wpcampbell491 4 роки тому +91

    The fact that all of these are real newspaper ads is amazing. I'm glad someone saved this because this was Jay's best tonight show piece.

  • @marieanderson5989
    @marieanderson5989 3 роки тому +39

    I use to look forward to Monday nights. This stuff never gets old!!

  • @completecharleston7142
    @completecharleston7142 3 роки тому +309

    Oh, the days when late night comedians were actually funny

    • @Dennis-555
      @Dennis-555 2 роки тому +18

      Now they angrily rant about politics. I'm not from America. Just want the jokes.

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 2 роки тому +17

      @@Dennis-555 I think a lot of Americans just want the jokes, too.

    • @Dennis-555
      @Dennis-555 2 роки тому +11

      @@geoculus5606 bring back the jokes, or more Norm repeats.

    • @J.R.__
      @J.R.__ 2 роки тому +12

      And not liberal hacks 🤢🤮

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane 2 роки тому +3

      The late late show with James Corden is actually great because of the banter he has with the crew and band. Otherwise I mostly agree. Colbert has a few good lines from his writers now and again, but its too polished, needs some improvising.

  • @reachruthanne752
    @reachruthanne752 5 місяців тому +15

    Back when humor was alive. Great stuff!!!

  • @barbaraconnett5057
    @barbaraconnett5057 3 роки тому +50

    Jay, I’m old and don’t feel good, but I enjoy Jay, thank you!🦊💝

    • @johnsnider3533
      @johnsnider3533 2 роки тому +2

      Yes I love jay leno and I miss him he was so funny and I loved his headlines

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 8 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@johnsnider3533Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle 🕯️ to what Leno, Letterman,Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson had done.

  • @prefeitobear9209
    @prefeitobear9209 4 роки тому +57

    And here we are, November 5 2020, watching Headlines because the past was better than the present and the future looks dimmed.

    • @jerrytaliercio9087
      @jerrytaliercio9087 Рік тому +1

      I’m still watching in 2023….

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 8 місяців тому +3

      And I'm just enjoying the reruns of what Leno had done. "Headlines" and him presenting the weddings sure had been funny as heck. 😂😅😅
      We're in 2024 of March.

    • @ernestalba
      @ernestalba 5 місяців тому

      2020-2024 has been the most prosperous time in American history.

    • @Crazychick64
      @Crazychick64 4 місяці тому +1

      July 2024

    • @dyanaprajna4556
      @dyanaprajna4556 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ernestalbahow do you figure that? Recession, stagnant wages, prices of everything are skyhigh, medical is a joke, at least in the states, political turmoil, I'm not sure where you're getting your info from. Unless you're a big business owner, then yeah, y'all been prospering off us for years.

  • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
    @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 роки тому +110

    These bring back such good memories. My dad and I ALWAYS watched these together before he passed away 😢/😌/😣/😊/😩

    • @normancooney5374
      @normancooney5374 4 роки тому +2

      me too!!!

    • @normancooney5374
      @normancooney5374 4 роки тому +3

      want company????

    • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
      @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 роки тому +2

      Norman Cooney - What state are you from ?

    • @normancooney5374
      @normancooney5374 4 роки тому +2

      @@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 Ohio

    • @jpetes9046
      @jpetes9046 4 роки тому +7

      Your Dad and all the happiness and love you shared will live forever in your heart. My wife is gone six years as of this morning. I miss my Dad and Mom every day, and I’m 64 years old. All the wonderful things they gave me I’m now giving to my little grandson. All I can hope is when I’m gone he gives to his children what I gave him... and my parent’s love will live on.

  • @lindaspano6128
    @lindaspano6128 4 роки тому +64

    just, thank you.. Love headlines & these are wonderful memories .. laughing to lighten lifes crapola...

  • @angel_existential
    @angel_existential 2 роки тому +123

    These compilations are almost as good as antidepressants. My face hurts from laughing so much.

    • @williamorich7531
      @williamorich7531 11 місяців тому +3

      Glad I'm there's people like me 😂🤣

  • @njmcw126
    @njmcw126 4 роки тому +203

    Always loved this segment. I really liked when he read the Police Blotters and did the voice for it.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 8 місяців тому +1

      Especially in Weddings. That had been funny as hell. 😅😅

  • @bobbob-wf8ho
    @bobbob-wf8ho 2 роки тому +78

    these will never ever get old .

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 роки тому

      Never get old? Comedy ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!

    • @zokitchvlog
      @zokitchvlog 2 роки тому +1

      His laughters is contagious

    • @mayorb3366
      @mayorb3366 2 роки тому +2

      Very true! But at least a few of them would no longer be able to be shown these days.
      People will find a way to be offended and become outraged.

  • @alanmcneill2407
    @alanmcneill2407 Рік тому +35

    I love to see Jay laugh....he is really sharing his sense of humor with us...his reactions are as funny as the items he shows!!

  • @robertjauron7027
    @robertjauron7027 3 роки тому +23

    I love and miss watching old shows from the past, it gives me a cheerful day.

  • @JayByrd83
    @JayByrd83 3 роки тому +52

    Ah, Jay and Conan. Back when NBC late night TV was actually worth watching.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 місяців тому +2

      👍. Yep. And just watching reruns of nostalgia overload of Jay Leno, David Letterman,and Conan O'Brien really being the 🌞 where it's needed.
      And watching them over and over again,makes me feel like being in the past.
      Time travelling in the past....
      And ❤-ing every minute of it.
      Wondering where *did* the good times go,when we're having fun watching shows like that..
      And remembering a time when celebrities just wanted to entertain us

    • @leecowell8165
      @leecowell8165 7 місяців тому +1

      Back when ANY TV was worth watching...

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 2 місяці тому

      NOT Conan!! Conan was disgusting!!

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b319 3 роки тому +35

    I always loved when he would connect two headlines together.

  • @KVWilson21
    @KVWilson21 3 роки тому +28

    This makes me feel better at work. His delivery was ALWAYS on point. I love Leno

  • @dekirkbride
    @dekirkbride 4 роки тому +113

    Headlines always made Mondays worth looking for. I would recall some of the hilarious punchlines during the remainder of the workweek. Thanks for the laughs, Jay. I miss you, buddy!

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 роки тому +3

      You don't have to look for Mondays. If you get to Sunday, just be a little patient.

  • @scottvanhille5688
    @scottvanhille5688 2 роки тому +19

    Used to watch Headlines every Monday on the Tonight Show and I would get a good laugh out of them. Another enjoyable one to watch was "Things We Found on Ebay" plus "Things We Found At The 99 Cent Store."

  • @pdbordelon
    @pdbordelon 2 роки тому +17

    Love these so much! Miss Jay and Kevin!

  • @QPRTokyo
    @QPRTokyo 4 місяці тому +14

    Watching yet again, July 2024😂

  • @charlesflint9048
    @charlesflint9048 11 місяців тому +5

    Here in late 2023, as a fan of Jay’s garage show I found this, and found it one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages.

  • @ironhawk29
    @ironhawk29 4 роки тому +75

    Used to make it a point to catch the monologue and headlines then go back out. Miss them days

    • @jrambo7495
      @jrambo7495 3 роки тому +1

      Right!!

    • @garystoltz573
      @garystoltz573 3 роки тому +2

      Lol. Me to, i always called their monologue the epilogue.

  • @mshappyapple8663
    @mshappyapple8663 3 роки тому +63

    I miss him so much! He was the best on late night. No one else has come close since.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed. Did you he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld?

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 роки тому +2

      Noone comes close.

    • @savage22bolt32
      @savage22bolt32 3 роки тому +3

      If you like cars, watch Jay Leno's Garage. Every week a new vid.

    • @FRAME5RS
      @FRAME5RS 2 роки тому +4

      @@nathankrush3289 He stayed off politics in any serious way. You can't guess his personal politics, same with Seinfeld, which in Hollywood is code for Republican.

    • @richardpatrick2852
      @richardpatrick2852 Рік тому +2

      @@FRAME5RS Jay was politically neutral, he mocked both. I do remember it was on his show that I first heard the term "undocumented democrats" when referring to illegals.

  • @hsintien625
    @hsintien625 4 роки тому +59

    This was always my favorite segment of all time, so funny. Now harder to come by cause printed media is almost extinct

  • @jeffcurtis5265
    @jeffcurtis5265 3 роки тому +85

    Back before the world went crazy

    • @keithhyttinen8275
      @keithhyttinen8275 Рік тому +2

      Yup. Anglo Saxons aren't getting favored in society 100% anymore. Just horrible, and totally unfair. Remember back in 1988 when 78 of General Motors top 100 executives were named Smith, Johnson, and Wilson. Just awful.

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 6 місяців тому +2

      I miss the old days carson Leno letterman men of substance who really made you laugh …… don’t think I’ll ever see those days again.

    • @Trobtwillis
      @Trobtwillis 3 місяці тому +3

      History books suggest to me that the world 🌎 has always been crazy.

  • @tjmctube
    @tjmctube 4 роки тому +76

    This was on of my favorite bits of his.

  • @jthoen61
    @jthoen61 2 роки тому +27

    I love Jay. He's got some good ones there.

  • @sherrisRN
    @sherrisRN 2 роки тому +10

    I so miss these! I looked forward to them every Monday night!

  • @marthavillanueva5505
    @marthavillanueva5505 3 роки тому +32

    What a difference a typo or wrong letter makes. Even his facial expressions are hilarious.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 роки тому +2

      Jay Leno just looks like a funny guy. And he's still hilarious.

    • @rfolz8546
      @rfolz8546 6 місяців тому

      Yes Jay is so funny😂 Loved watching him

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 4 роки тому +47

    I thought I was the only one who recorded Headlines every Monday night. One of these days I've got to put my own collection on DVD.

    • @Havok259
      @Havok259 3 роки тому +6

      Yes please!!! I'd watch all of them.

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 роки тому +2

      Those were the days

  • @lilmerc007
    @lilmerc007 2 роки тому +105

    Put Jay Leno back on his own nightly show again!!! It's just not the same without him. You know? Real comedy again.

    • @mstrikesback168
      @mstrikesback168 2 роки тому +9

      He's not degenerate enough for the media companies now.

    • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9
      @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 2 роки тому +4

      Agree 200%

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 роки тому

      It ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!

    • @robaxl3088
      @robaxl3088 2 роки тому +3

      they won't bring him back because comedy doesn't fit their agenda

    • @randallbolt9193
      @randallbolt9193 2 роки тому

      @@robaxl3088 And a conspiracy theory Republicon idiot goes to the "big bad librul media" lie again.

  • @boxcarwillie167
    @boxcarwillie167 4 роки тому +75

    Thanks!! Back when late night T V was really, REALLY, funny!!

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch 4 роки тому +109

    What makes these segments work is Jay's added commentary. I laugh my ass off.

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +4

      ME TOO!

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +2

      ME TOO!

    • @Seattlekid8
      @Seattlekid8 3 роки тому +9

      I think his interactions with Kevin make it work too; makes ya feel like your hanging and laughing with your friends.

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 2 роки тому +2

      @@Seattlekid8 True. And sometimes, Kevin gets one in that cracks everyone up.

    • @DianneDempsey
      @DianneDempsey 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Seattlekid8in

  • @billbergendahl2911
    @billbergendahl2911 3 роки тому +29

    Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

    • @TheSoleProprietor
      @TheSoleProprietor 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah. Jimmy Fallon doesn't even hold a candle to Jay Leno's headlines. But to be fair, Jimmy was funny with the musical impressions segments.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 місяців тому +1

      Jimmy Fallon just isn't in the same class or calibur as Leno. I have never watched any one of his shows.
      Ever since the very first day Fallon had started.
      Having the Roots as his musical Tonight Show band wasn't, however,a bad choice.
      Nothing compared to having Chevy Chase as the TV emcee of his own Tonight Show.
      Having Sheila Easton as his sidekick?
      Historically,those were really the worst time EVER in television history.

    • @bobsacamanojr9382
      @bobsacamanojr9382 9 місяців тому

      Absolutely, but Jay didn’t quit. He was forced out by young idiot executives who thought they knew better.

    • @leecowell8165
      @leecowell8165 7 місяців тому +3

      I haven't watched ANY late night since he quit.

    • @melissacastelveter5138
      @melissacastelveter5138 5 місяців тому +2

      I haven’t watched since jay leno left either. Headlines were definitely funny

  • @yellowtents
    @yellowtents 2 роки тому +33

    my favorite part is when jay laughs to himself before reading it

  • @itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427
    @itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427 2 роки тому +12

    I'm almost binge watching these!

  • @John_Fugazzi
    @John_Fugazzi 4 роки тому +133

    The Headlines were funny anyway but Jay's delivery made them really hilarious.

  • @jenniferpruitt6534
    @jenniferpruitt6534 3 роки тому +44

    I always loved this segment! Had the books that came out of this too. Would love to see this made into a web series or at least archived online somewhere.
    Jay's delivery made these funny headlines even funnier. He had a gift for doing that. He could make this a network special.

  • @d.aardent9382
    @d.aardent9382 10 місяців тому +2

    Ahhhhh this is awesome, it was my favorite part of his show when he'd do Police Blotter or Headlines or Want Ads.
    Hilarious stuff.
    Thanks for putting this up

  • @danhutson3460
    @danhutson3460 2 роки тому +16

    When I worked at Home Depot as a stock person, I was putting up trailer hitches & one box read "2 inch shaft with 3 balls". I just had to share this with co-workers & we all had a good laugh. The thing is, this was an actual product description & not a misprint.

  • @rinsedpie
    @rinsedpie 4 роки тому +107

    I laughed like a crazed person. Only Jay Leno can deliver Headlines in such a way that every second words are funny

    • @ivanleterror9158
      @ivanleterror9158 4 роки тому +8

      I think Johnny could have done it too. They were both part of a vanishing breed. Solid humor on everyday life. And not PC tainted.

    • @rinsedpie
      @rinsedpie 4 роки тому +3

      @@ivanleterror9158 Carson always managed to show a deadpan face; hard act to follow

    • @ivanleterror9158
      @ivanleterror9158 4 роки тому +4

      @@rinsedpie I've worked in the studios and done some extra work in L.A. Most actors will tell you that they hold those who master humor the highest among themselves. And deadpan is no exception.

    • @rinsedpie
      @rinsedpie 4 роки тому +3

      @@ivanleterror9158 absolutely. Missing those nights in the 90s and 2000s when late night shows were the highlights of TV Guides.

    • @busman7228
      @busman7228 2 роки тому +2

      Todays Tonight Show is really awful! Johnny and Jay were both great but the current host is not funny at all.

  • @balletboy94
    @balletboy94 3 роки тому +46

    Some of my earliest memories as a kid are of my dad and I watching headlines. Apparently when my mom was pregnant I would kick when the headlines segment started. Guess I’ve been a fan since before I was born!

  • @wendyschmidt4339
    @wendyschmidt4339 4 роки тому +40

    I do miss falling asleep to your voice Jay 💕🙏🏻🌹

    • @Catholicophobia
      @Catholicophobia 3 роки тому +4

      I was born in '89 and omg, I fell asleep to Jay almost every night while in hs.

    • @ashleyworden1887
      @ashleyworden1887 3 роки тому

      Thanks to these being uploaded to UA-cam, I can still fall asleep to Jay's voice.😴

    • @JDsalvo123
      @JDsalvo123 2 місяці тому

      I grew up as a brother with 4 sisters in a two bedroom house, my bedroom was the living room couch. I would pretend to be asleep while mom and dad watched the tonight show

  • @specialk9224
    @specialk9224 4 роки тому +64

    I usually always watch Jay Leno's Headlines before going to work. They put me in a great, wonderful, and upbeat mood. :o)

    • @tycobb2580
      @tycobb2580 4 роки тому +4

      yeah now-a-days late night is all silly boys, kiss-ups, and political ranting

    • @Catholicophobia
      @Catholicophobia 3 роки тому +1

      I bet that Special K also gets you in a good mood

    • @gerrypeterson8604
      @gerrypeterson8604 3 роки тому +1

      I'm with you buddy , Puts a smile on my face

    • @TheFullmetalj
      @TheFullmetalj 3 роки тому +1

      Me too!!

  • @dawoool
    @dawoool 4 роки тому +95

    I miss Jay, Kevin, Johnny, Ed, and Doc.

    • @ronheydon117
      @ronheydon117 3 роки тому +2

      i also miss them. But, of that group, johnny Carson is the best.

    • @billdemarce1789
      @billdemarce1789 3 роки тому +8

      I havent watched late night since Jay quit.

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 роки тому +1

      @@billdemarce1789 unfortunately, they let Jay go

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 роки тому +2

      @@billdemarce1789 Those were the days

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 роки тому

      @@ronheydon117 WAS the best he's dead now.

  • @stevenance4844
    @stevenance4844 4 роки тому +25

    Loved Leno. I quit late night when he left. The only good thing about these new late night fools is turning them off.

  • @jeffmohr8366
    @jeffmohr8366 4 роки тому +62

    Recorded every Monday night just for this still makes me laugh

    • @silverzales1980
      @silverzales1980 4 роки тому +3

      Jeff Mohr recorded on a vcr no less I bet!

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 3 роки тому

      @@silverzales1980 me too!!!!

  • @llydrsn
    @llydrsn Рік тому +11

    I believe he does this every Mondays back then. Always looking forward to this as well as his monologues. I always thought he is the best late night host then when it comes to monologues.

  • @clairepatton6880
    @clairepatton6880 4 роки тому +31

    Thank you for taking the time to put this video together. I enjoyed it very much and I know everyone else did.😀

  • @micahcooper4505
    @micahcooper4505 4 роки тому +40

    Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again!
    79

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx 3 роки тому +14

    The smiling dog and the "ass chewing starts fight" are a couple of my favorites!

  • @duranfanvr882
    @duranfanvr882 5 років тому +165

    Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again!

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush3289 3 роки тому +11

    Not a lot of people think about this, but doesn't Jay Leno just look like a funny guy? He's the best.

  • @nationofvillians1620
    @nationofvillians1620 10 місяців тому +1

    Classic. I miss this Era. I'll be watching this all day.

  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost5232 4 роки тому +53

    The headlines and Jaywalking were both hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson, but I watched Jay's take-over of the show. God, I remember Jay during the late 1970s, when he had dark hair and was a standup comedian. He also did a few TV ads in the 1980s.

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +2

      I SAW HIM TOO, MICHELLE POST..I WAS THINKING 80'S, BUT IT WAS LATE 70'S, AFTER I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL..ALWAYS HILARIOUS!

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 роки тому +1

      Isawhim in a club in the ninties he was great

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 роки тому +1

      @@richardhamblen5526 Issaw him in eclub in Hermosa Beach in the ninties he was great then too

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 роки тому +1

      Isaw him guest host in early 1990

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 роки тому +1

      I went to NBC studio in early 1990 to see him guest host.he was great then too

  • @miked918
    @miked918 4 роки тому +22

    When I was young for some reason I enjoyed when he threw the cards off his desk ... not sure why lol

  • @brianschwartz360
    @brianschwartz360 4 роки тому +45

    So wonderful to watch these. They give me a laugh when I really need one. Thanks!

  • @jonfleck8687
    @jonfleck8687 5 років тому +81

    Thanks for uploading this was hilarious! Back when late night was funny!

  • @sandywheeze3505
    @sandywheeze3505 5 років тому +150

    Jay, loved your humor and miss you.

    • @mrk1075
      @mrk1075 4 роки тому +11

      If you miss Jay just watch Jay Lenos Garage on UA-cam.

    • @stefanfrankel8157
      @stefanfrankel8157 3 роки тому +3

      @@mrk1075 Or go to one of his standup shows. He still does comedy.

  • @teresaferrer4748
    @teresaferrer4748 5 місяців тому +2

    I loved Jay's headlines. The real feel of newspapers and magazines ads.

  • @matttherrien9608
    @matttherrien9608 4 роки тому +59

    Life is better when you laugh!

  • @biodigitaljazz5814
    @biodigitaljazz5814 3 роки тому +12

    I love watching these clips I'm sleeping in my car working 7 days a week trying to start a business while I work for Uber Eats so I'm saving up money to get a place to live after I had to go to the apartment the pandemic is not something I expected but I may still make it

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому +4

      I really hope everything turned out well for you. During these stressful times the headlines help us deal with it all.

  • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
    @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 5 років тому +29

    good to reminisce. over 10 yrs now

  • @Lance2773
    @Lance2773 4 роки тому +35

    I made sure I was always in front of the TV set at "Headlines", time !

  • @claudettes9697
    @claudettes9697 4 роки тому +126

    It feels good to laugh at this it’s not mean it’s not hurting anybody thank you for an innocent laugh, Jay!

    • @wynottgivemore9274
      @wynottgivemore9274 3 роки тому +7

      Oh yeah... Try drinking coffee at the same time as the punch line😂🤣☕lol!

    • @malirabbit6228
      @malirabbit6228 3 роки тому +3

      Plus, free publicity!

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige 3 роки тому +6

      I had some good belly laughs

    • @ramsie50mp
      @ramsie50mp 3 роки тому +4

      Amen

  • @FtanmoOfEtheirys
    @FtanmoOfEtheirys 3 роки тому +14

    1:06 - "Toilet seat with hand shower, why would you want that?"
    Fast-forward 12 years and the stores are out of toilet paper xD

    • @catnewskawai9367
      @catnewskawai9367 9 місяців тому

      These are common in Asia. Some are used for people to clean themselves, while others are used in old septic-tank toilets to spray anything that doesn't fall down the drain by itself.

    • @FtanmoOfEtheirys
      @FtanmoOfEtheirys 9 місяців тому +1

      @@catnewskawai9367 It's called a bidet lol, and I have one. What I said was a joke lol

  • @Tumbleweed-vh4pt
    @Tumbleweed-vh4pt 4 роки тому +12

    Was the only good thing about Monday was you looking forward to headlines.

  • @marythomson7931
    @marythomson7931 4 роки тому +67

    I started watching next thing I knew it was 4 hours later. So funny.

    • @williamcassidy7008
      @williamcassidy7008 4 роки тому +3

      Same here. I didnt realize it was 4 hours later until my 4 hr reminder popped up. Lol

    • @everettsykes1774
      @everettsykes1774 4 роки тому

      Mary Your too cool.
      You spaced for 4 hrs on a 58 min video.lol
      That's like me on the freeway. Going 45!!! Bwahaha

    • @marythomson7931
      @marythomson7931 4 роки тому +1

      @@everettsykes1774 you know what I meant but yes maybe I belong on the list. 🤣🇨🇦 (Watched the 4 or 5 episodes)

  • @t-bonena3609
    @t-bonena3609 2 роки тому +10

    Every time I watch Jay Leno, I laugh til I cry.

  • @nestoreloy
    @nestoreloy 3 місяці тому +1

    Jay was so great, many times the comments he made afterwards were even funnier than the headline itself.

  • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
    @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 3 роки тому +93

    Good, wholesome laughs, back when the world didn't suck.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 роки тому +7

      Wait, the world didn't suck in 2008? During the Recession? 😅

    • @DeltaFRFX
      @DeltaFRFX 2 роки тому +6

      @@edwardgaines6561 still better than the last few years

  • @mississippimud7046
    @mississippimud7046 4 роки тому +44

    I needed this today ,it's been stressful !!!!😣

    • @pfflyer3381
      @pfflyer3381 4 роки тому +1

      Keep smiling, love your pie!

  • @adambuskirk2222
    @adambuskirk2222 4 роки тому +83

    Jay: "Toilet with Hand Shower why would you want that?"
    March 2020: "Heh little does he know"

    • @ws2228
      @ws2228 4 роки тому +5

      🤣 it took me a couple of seconds. 🤣🎯👍👍
      Keep up the good work.

    • @Mary-jz9vr
      @Mary-jz9vr 4 роки тому +4

      @Adam Buskirk, your comment deserves WAY MORE LIKES! 👍

    • @Hithere-ek4qt
      @Hithere-ek4qt 4 роки тому +2

      APRIL 2020 - STILL STUPID

    • @Mary-jz9vr
      @Mary-jz9vr 4 роки тому +5

      @Hi there You must be one of the toilet paper hoarders.

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 4 роки тому +1

      from the chef's crack.

  • @cademccool2122
    @cademccool2122 5 років тому +34

    This is why it is imperative that typographers must double-check their work.

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige 3 роки тому +2

      UA-cam commenters need this.

  • @ddylla85
    @ddylla85 5 років тому +22

    Ima Hogg was a Houston socialite and philanthropist. Unfortunate name for a very influential woman

  • @lynettepalecek3141
    @lynettepalecek3141 2 місяці тому +2

    That was so cute when Jay Leno pretended to be a cat operating a machinery and he meowed. Lol. 😸🐈🐈‍⬛

  • @chineserocks77
    @chineserocks77 2 роки тому +6

    I loved the tonight show with Jay Leno followed by Conan. That was a great time to be a teenager. Golden times

  • @jasonb7089
    @jasonb7089 2 роки тому +6

    I had to pause it after the "smiling dog" police report. I was crying I was laughing so hard.

  • @heatherchristie6015
    @heatherchristie6015 2 роки тому +18

    When I was a little kid, I would sneak out of my bedroom after my parents went to sleep for the sole purpose of watching these headlines.

    • @karensheline6958
      @karensheline6958 Рік тому

      I did the same with Johnny Carson. On school nights, if there was a comedian on Johnny, I would stay up and sneak down the hall to listen and/or watch them. 😏 fun memories

    • @dyanaprajna4556
      @dyanaprajna4556 3 місяці тому

      So I wasn't the only one 😂

  • @MoreBuffMoreMuff
    @MoreBuffMoreMuff 2 роки тому +7

    Second segment is FIRE.
    Couldn't do half of it on TV just 15 short years later.
    Sad.

  • @garyschultz7768
    @garyschultz7768 Рік тому +56

    Back when the world still made sense

    • @ernestalba
      @ernestalba 5 місяців тому +2

      The Great Recession of 2008 made sense? 2024 is the most prosperous time in American history.

    • @garyschultz7768
      @garyschultz7768 5 місяців тому

      @ernestalba .. ......
      You said "prosperous" but of course, you meant "preposterous"......
      America, led by the Communist left is on the verge of total collapse by every measureable metric .....

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 5 місяців тому +3

      Talented, intelligent , funny as hell , charming , perfect timing , handsome , Jay had it all!!!!!

    • @Trobtwillis
      @Trobtwillis 3 місяці тому +2

      When did the world ever make sense? I'm not an Atheist per sé, but sometimes I wonder why not.
      🤔💭

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh shut up, the world has NEVER made sense!

  • @AR-jx6wr
    @AR-jx6wr 4 роки тому +45

    Ima Hogg was a real Houston socialite. I imagine that she heard every joke ever told about her name.

    • @judyvalencia3257
      @judyvalencia3257 4 роки тому +7

      And don't forget her sister Ura. Actual name. I heard their father named them. I'm from Corpus Christi, Texas.

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 4 роки тому +1

      @@judyvalencia3257 It's true. I live in Austin, Texas. Ima and Ura Hogg were real and rather wealthy family.

    • @bernieray3111
      @bernieray3111 4 роки тому +8

      Ima Hogg was a real person, and the daughter of Texas governor Jim Hogg. She was a patron of the arts, and donated many paintings to the Houston Museum of Fine Arts. However, (and no offense intended) her purported sister Ura, and her other purported sister Wera, did not really exist - she had no sisters. I'm from Houston, and everyone here has heard these jokes for a long time. ;)

    • @judyvalencia3257
      @judyvalencia3257 4 роки тому +4

      @@bernieray3111 However many there were, they were very generous with their wealth and good hearted people.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 роки тому +2

      Her family had or maybe still has a foundation to award money to professors to conduct mental health research.

  • @LawnDartsRAwesome
    @LawnDartsRAwesome 2 роки тому +4

    Man, compare this to what we have today. I miss comedy.

  • @kennyraymusic
    @kennyraymusic 4 роки тому +8

    So many of these have more mistakes than he mentions. LOL Sometimes you have to pause to see them, but they are hilarious!

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 4 роки тому +2

      What about the hymn for that church service where they discussed God's willy?

  • @theashdey9383
    @theashdey9383 3 роки тому +11

    I miss this era

  • @eveglead1913
    @eveglead1913 3 роки тому +344

    Who can remember when celebrity's just wanted to entertain us?

    • @drifterman319
      @drifterman319 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah, as compared to offending us.

    • @waltmccarthy9837
      @waltmccarthy9837 2 роки тому +10

      I don’t know. Walt Disney?

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah, instead of preaching and talking down to us.

    • @michaelcelani8325
      @michaelcelani8325 2 роки тому +1

      @@waltmccarthy9837 Walt was a control
      freak Fascist.

    • @sharcrum
      @sharcrum 2 роки тому +12

      ......celebritIES.......

  • @alexcarter6446
    @alexcarter6446 3 роки тому +14

    The very first one killed me right there. So did the mime one 🤣🤣

  • @MrXminus1
    @MrXminus1 Рік тому +1

    I miss Jay's Headline segment. I wish they would give Jay a “Just the Headlines” show. I keep watching these over & over and even after having seen these reapeatly and all these years later I still laugh at them. Thanks Jay.

  • @drricksjoquist4358
    @drricksjoquist4358 4 роки тому +20

    Jay was great with this regular segment.

  • @mischaoliver9944
    @mischaoliver9944 4 роки тому +66

    I miss Jay Leno

    • @davidsonlankford1168
      @davidsonlankford1168 3 роки тому +3

      Jay puts all current late night host to shame. He could crash the ratings if he came back on at same time. Wouldn’t that be hilarious

  • @brandi37
    @brandi37 3 роки тому +9

    His commentary about the headlines is also hilarious

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 4 роки тому +38

    I can watch these when it's just me and my dog living in New York City after the virus apocalypse

    • @SimplyTakuma
      @SimplyTakuma 4 роки тому +2

      Real Chinese in New York City 👌🏻
      That was one of those restaurant headlines from Jay

    • @scottsteel4230
      @scottsteel4230 3 роки тому +2

      YOU ARE LEGEND, OMEGA MAN.

  • @cindygarcia4951
    @cindygarcia4951 3 роки тому +4

    I miss watching him @ 11:35 pm. Monday nites were my favorite. Monday nite headlines.