@@GermoDante does not having the option to make muties in the character creator somehow make a game better though? It's not like you personally need to make a colour vomit character, but this sort of thing is great for people who want to make ugly characters on purpose. Eg: I want to roleplay a freakin' goblin in dark souls or something with a trashcan shield and a club, and do a trash goblin playthrough for a stream. There's nothing wrong with character creators giving players all sorts of options.
I grew up on games like SSX, Tony Hawk, etc. and this game just looks insipid to me. Great review. I say it every time, but you are criminally under subscribed. UA-cam is littered with people bitching about games in reviews but no one bitches with quite your flair!
@@hunster_5533 does it thou? SSX3 had many options for races,point chalanges,characters free roam and shops And then add all the maps Now compare it to this
His videos are too fucking long. I work 50 hours a week. No adult has time to watch videos over an hour long about a game we didn't really care about anyway. Clean this shit up. No one's watch an hour long video about deathloop
To be fair, Ubisoft hires a diverse array of employees from all sorts of backgrounds and countries, so the cliff snowmobiles aren't a physics bug, they're just an authentic representation of the cosmic netherplane the intern who coded this hails from. (Also if British tourists show up to Florida and say they want to experience nature, the locals will just assume they want to buy meth from an alligator and just refer them to the nearest Walmart parking lot instead.)
Nothing like like a sublime Kiloton video to get me through these Amazon deliveries. Your videos definitely make driving funny as hell man as I get looks from people as you create some insane metaphor over the Bluetooth speakers. Your doing us a service honestly playing this. I salute you! 😂😂
Not gonna lie the riding in circles at 10:47 made me vomit a bit in my mouth. Granted I like to watch your reviews drunk. So its 50-50 on what exactly did that.
As a guy who occasionally plays video games and is blind, who uses text to speech, that was hilarious! Well played :-) and FYI, that’s exactly what happens in every menu. Just kidding, honestly I’m glad the feature is there, so many games don’t even include that kind of stuff, but why should it be on by default? I think you should be able to select whether to turn it on, I think that would be the ideal way of doing it, that way if I need it to be on in order to select to keep it on, it’s there, but if you don’t need it, you can turn it off and not have the annoyance. That was very rambly, sorry
If shop works then "game" is good to go, nothing more matters. Didnt expect anything from this title either way. Ps. love your avatar, pure perfection.
Being able to patch and fix stuff so easily these days is a double edge sword, why release a game that work straight away when you can just release a broken game earlier and cutting on cost while promising to maybe fix it in the future
I really do need to thank you, 21Kiloton, since I've subbed to your channel, you've helped save me a fortune on arse-backward video games from Ubishite via your reviews. Gawd bless you, sir! 🙂
I can assure you as a controller user. This game isn’t meant to be played on controller either. In fact, it isn’t meant to be played by anyone with more than one brain cell and an ounce of self worth
@5:45 HaHaHa! Well played, Sir! Reminds me of that joke "A sex offender, a pedo, and a career criminal walk in to a bar. Kyle says, 'Shots are on me'!" Great review, as always! And thanks for the Hell you had to go through, so we don't have to! o7
Although I totally agree this creators views on late-stage video games, 5:45 is what convinced me that I’ll still prefer watching videos from someone who is also a decent person in general. 👎👎👎
@@iRasmus4 Right. Because a decent person would just allow a violent mob to potentially beat them to death. I personally use the Kyle Rittenhouse situation as a litmus test to root out potential imbeciles. I see that you're also subscribed to Vaush. Moron confirmed.
Used my last few days of U+ to try this and put your review on right when I started playing. It was like you were providing live commentary of my experience lol. I uninstalled Ubisoft Connect right after.
Just play indies I guess or just stay the fuck away from the three big douche of the industry, activision, ubisoft and ea..could add take two as well to it avoid them like the plague
doesn't remotely describe this game. there is no way as far as i know to spend real money on gear that affects gameplay, and the vast majority of things that can be bought can be unlocked through gamplay
I lost it when you mentioned that not only can your snowmobile race through the rapids and climb mountains, but bikers started showing up in the Rapids with you. Dear God, they aren’t even trying!
1. I DO NOT buy into games that offer any kind of micro transactions. 2. I was actually interested in this game, until I found out it was another, Micro transaction game. Kids will love it, spending mommy and daddies cash... but me, narr. When I started out on my gaming fixation back in the ahem.... well, back in't day let's say. On the good old C64, Amiga and beyond. You payed you hard earnt cash for the latest games (Manic miner, Monty Mole, Jet Pack Willy, Secret Of Monkey Island, (moving on) Quake, Doom... the list is endless). No Micro Transactions/Loot boxes/Half finished shite... Just a bloody good game that worked!
You know what, Ubisoft absolutely disgusts me. I cannot stand them or anything they do. This is appalling. I’d love to see them go under. “Nobody was choked out during the making of this game.” I was laughing my bollocks off.
It is so incredibly politically correct, progressive, woke and aimed towards the young and mentally challenged that the only words that springs to my mind is: Lets go Brandon!
I thought to myself the same thing about text to speech lol. If you are blind you can’t even execute the launcher in the first place. Who is that option for?
I can honestly say I have never heard of this game but for some reason I just knew it was an Ubisoft release watching the opening montage, read into that what you will.
Dude I just found your channel and 2 things, 1, why on earth do you only have 31k Your fucking brilliant! 2, I had to stop at the whole text to speech bit because I was laughing so hard so I could make this comment. Keep it up!
I just want to say I absolutely LOVE your content, I discovered you 2 days ago w your Cyberpunk videos..you remind me of one of my favorite Movie reviewers "Critical Drinker" but w games..never stop doing what you do dude 👊🏻😎
No idiot who buys this trash to begin with deserves a refund. Live with the idea that you for some god forsaken reason spent money on this garbage as a lesson for later in life.
Watching you constantly faceplant into rocks has made me think all they have to do is add a Richard Hammond character creator and I'd throw money at this
While I still enjoyed ur review and ur humor is always quick and witty I genuinely enjoy the game. As a kid all I ever wanted was a full fledged game dedicated to bmx and this game fills that void. The games locations are fucking top notch and seamless for transition of biomes. The open world imo is very fitting and honestly its a nice game to just relax with. Sure the narrative and dialogue could warrant a firing squad to the person who thought these would be good implementations but I really am having a lot of fun with this and hope people dont pass this game up if they are at all interested in extreme sports games! Cheers brotha! 💙
I've played the entirety of the free trial, unlocked most of the disciplines, and had a positive impression of the game after the 4 hours. But when the game released and it came time to pull the trigger I was hesitant to buy it, something in my subconscious said "don't do it". In that moment, staring that the buy button, I had this feeling of... how to put it, satiety? It was only 4 hours but I didn't feel like spending another hour in this game. You managed to put into words everything that I felt deep down inside, I wanted to like this game and I wanted it to be more than the usual Ubishit, but I'm so glad I didn't buy it.
@@soulSSeekingbullet why do people like you take it so personally when something just isn't for them? for people who like to make their own fun in a vast open playground, this game is a blast
Thank you once again for your hilarious yet honest reviews on various game titles. You've successfully saved me from this disaster, at least until it's on sale. Hopefully by then it's patched & fixed. Ha.
Yea disagreeing with the video creator and 99% of the comments section probably makes me look like a fool... BUT! I will say that while Ubisoft is a colossolaly money hungry developer, steep and subsequently Riders Republic have been great games. The shop is more pronounced in RR but that being said, I've been playing consistently since launch and opened the shop maybe twice. Everything I've obtained has been through exploration and legitimate progression. And as far as the sponsorship and advertising, that's the real world of professional sports. So if the game makes you sick, I can't imagine you watching televised sporting events very often. Anyways, all in good fun, and enjoyed the video!
Essentially the in store monetized gambling store is the only thing that's polished... Yup its an Ubicunt, Electronic Antichrist, Rockstar, 2K, Antivision, Konami, Microsuck, Warner Brothers Interactive, Blizzard, NetEase Tencent Chinese Communist Party, Square Enix, Capcom, Bungie, Bandai Wacko, Epic Gays, Bugthesda etc etc
"The gameplay is optional. The marketplace store is mandatory."
- Ubisoft, when describing their priorities in designing their video games.
I concur sir.
the text to speech is on by default as they assume if you've bought the game you probably can't read
😂
A lot of new games seem to have this feature enabled by default...
I guess it's there for dyslexic people, as you've implied.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or it is probably a roundabout way of telling the gamer how they truly think of them: idiots.
“Body Type A”, “Body Type B”, so stunning and brave!
Impossible to make a game nowadays without including a green skinned girl with a beard on, lol
It got even braver when he slapped the blue beard on "it" 😬🤣
The words "male" and "female" are now censored I guess. What is wrong with these people?
@@ZANGOJOE I dunno bro but it's sickening.
@@GermoDante does not having the option to make muties in the character creator somehow make a game better though? It's not like you personally need to make a colour vomit character, but this sort of thing is great for people who want to make ugly characters on purpose.
Eg: I want to roleplay a freakin' goblin in dark souls or something with a trashcan shield and a club, and do a trash goblin playthrough for a stream. There's nothing wrong with character creators giving players all sorts of options.
You know it's gonna be good when the opening is just a collage of hilariously broken gameplay
"Unfinished live-service sh*t show." -- Could be every Ubisoft game review over the last few years.
I miss splinter cell and prince of persia ,cant really forgive them for what they did to heroes of might and magic as well
decade*
I grew up on games like SSX, Tony Hawk, etc. and this game just looks insipid to me. Great review. I say it every time, but you are criminally under subscribed. UA-cam is littered with people bitching about games in reviews but no one bitches with quite your flair!
Nostalgia is blinding you
@@hunster_5533 does it thou?
SSX3 had many options for races,point chalanges,characters free roam and shops
And then add all the maps
Now compare it to this
I think youtube suppresses the channel.
His videos are too fucking long. I work 50 hours a week. No adult has time to watch videos over an hour long about a game we didn't really care about anyway. Clean this shit up. No one's watch an hour long video about deathloop
@@iHaveTheDocuments you can watch it in pieces its not like he posts every week
You could just make a Video with: "It's a Ubisoft Game, what do you expect?" and it would sum up everything.
Also, Skyrim called, they want their horse-mountaineering physics back.
Weird how skyrim look better then this 2021 release, they really gave no damn making this game. just another forgotable ubisoft game I guess...
To be fair, Ubisoft hires a diverse array of employees from all sorts of backgrounds and countries, so the cliff snowmobiles aren't a physics bug, they're just an authentic representation of the cosmic netherplane the intern who coded this hails from. (Also if British tourists show up to Florida and say they want to experience nature, the locals will just assume they want to buy meth from an alligator and just refer them to the nearest Walmart parking lot instead.)
How did you manage to craft the Kenosha riots into an extreme sport. Love it
Its a hunting event
@@Balle20729 it should have been
You and It's A Gundam are my favourite content creators on here.. Keep up the good work. 👍🏿Criminally under subscribed though.
the day papa gungun and Kiloton do a collab.OH BOI the plataform's foundationswill quake in panic!
“Nature” but there’s no wildlife lmfao
Imagine going full force on your snow mobile and just taking a deer out mid race lmfao
Nothing like like a sublime Kiloton video to get me through these Amazon deliveries. Your videos definitely make driving funny as hell man as I get looks from people as you create some insane metaphor over the Bluetooth speakers. Your doing us a service honestly playing this. I salute you! 😂😂
No mate, you are doing us a service.
@@21Kiloton haha oh shit yea xD
I thought by "getting through these amazon deliveries" you meant you were in quarantine compulsively buying shit from amazon lmao
Could you focus on the road please! I need my parcels!
Thank you for your hard work 🧡 stay safe
Not gonna lie the riding in circles at 10:47 made me vomit a bit in my mouth. Granted I like to watch your reviews drunk. So its 50-50 on what exactly did that.
Text to Speech is on by default so that, Ubisoft can make money on children (that can't read) via the in game shop.
As a guy who occasionally plays video games and is blind, who uses text to speech, that was hilarious! Well played :-) and FYI, that’s exactly what happens in every menu. Just kidding, honestly I’m glad the feature is there, so many games don’t even include that kind of stuff, but why should it be on by default? I think you should be able to select whether to turn it on, I think that would be the ideal way of doing it, that way if I need it to be on in order to select to keep it on, it’s there, but if you don’t need it, you can turn it off and not have the annoyance. That was very rambly, sorry
Paint yourself green and hang out with cretins ?
Isn't that just another name for a Star Trek Convention ?
If shop works then "game" is good to go, nothing more matters. Didnt expect anything from this title either way.
Ps. love your avatar, pure perfection.
Body type A and Body type B instead of Male and female is a massive tell of this is gonna suck like a industral hover at a weinner factory.
For real
I mean bg3 did it
Thanks for another great video. It's sad that the Store is 100% but the game is not. These companies would have thrown a store front on Pong.
That's been a thing since two console generations ago. Game may be as broken as humanly possible, but the store will always work flawlessly.
Being able to patch and fix stuff so easily these days is a double edge sword, why release a game that work straight away when you can just release a broken game earlier and cutting on cost while promising to maybe fix it in the future
I must be missing something. I can buy about 10 items on the shop with ingame money?
Is, is that normal?
Holy fck, your classic banjo intro fits SO well with the -soy(lent)-Hulk riding that jetski on a that rainy road!
Instant like, good Sir Kiloton!
I really do need to thank you, 21Kiloton, since I've subbed to your channel, you've helped save me a fortune on arse-backward video games from Ubishite via your reviews. Gawd bless you, sir! 🙂
Most underrated game review channel on youtube.
I bet the french were super confused by that "strange new boat" that english guy took across the english channel
I can assure you as a controller user. This game isn’t meant to be played on controller either. In fact, it isn’t meant to be played by anyone with more than one brain cell and an ounce of self worth
Agreed. The gameplay in general feels like absolute shite.
@5:45 HaHaHa! Well played, Sir! Reminds me of that joke "A sex offender, a pedo, and a career criminal walk in to a bar. Kyle says, 'Shots are on me'!"
Great review, as always! And thanks for the Hell you had to go through, so we don't have to! o7
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Although I totally agree this creators views on late-stage video games, 5:45 is what convinced me that I’ll still prefer watching videos from someone who is also a decent person in general. 👎👎👎
@@iRasmus4 Right. Because a decent person would just allow a violent mob to potentially beat them to death. I personally use the Kyle Rittenhouse situation as a litmus test to root out potential imbeciles. I see that you're also subscribed to Vaush. Moron confirmed.
@@Dave_AI,
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
The “creeper”😁 got his fo sho. Extreme sports can be very dangerous
''hard core vertical planking'' that made me crack up
Didn't expect you to review this one, but a welcome surprise to start this rainy weekend.
CoD censored WWII version review coming soon ?
Damn straight it is. Have a great weekend mate.
Keep being real my brother , I applaud you for your honest reviews! You are truly what gaming needs!
I am so split between fear of you being cancelled and finding the subtle humor offensively hilarious.
Good video
A minute and a half in….and I can’t fcking wait to see where this is heading 😂
Used my last few days of U+ to try this and put your review on right when I started playing. It was like you were providing live commentary of my experience lol. I uninstalled Ubisoft Connect right after.
Love it when 21Kiloton drops a video on a 'beer night'... or at least not on a 'non-beer night' 😁
What if the text to speech in menus is implemented because Ubisoft assumes that a percentage of the player base can't read lmfao.
Seriously though. As someone severely depressed and used to enjoy games. I don’t know how any of you put up with this anymore
I don't either. Kenshi has been good at least.
Fret ye not. Im planning a video about all the GOOD games out there at the moment. Believe me, there are many.
Just play indies I guess or just stay the fuck away from the three big douche of the industry, activision, ubisoft and ea..could add take two as well to it avoid them like the plague
You can ride a snowmobile on the grass. But up a mountain? No.
Live shop with a hint of video game you say? Where do I sign up?
doesn't remotely describe this game. there is no way as far as i know to spend real money on gear that affects gameplay, and the vast majority of things that can be bought can be unlocked through gamplay
29:54
21Kiloton talking about how shit the AI is....meanwhile AI: proceeds to drive it´s snowmobile into a fucking rock, that was priceless
“Good luck in your downhill, high speed, bicycle race.” Fuckin lollllllllll
I lost it when you mentioned that not only can your snowmobile race through the rapids and climb mountains, but bikers started showing up in the Rapids with you. Dear God, they aren’t even trying!
1. I DO NOT buy into games that offer any kind of micro transactions. 2. I was actually interested in this game, until I found out it was another, Micro transaction game. Kids will love it, spending mommy and daddies cash... but me, narr. When I started out on my gaming fixation back in the ahem.... well, back in't day let's say. On the good old C64, Amiga and beyond. You payed you hard earnt cash for the latest games (Manic miner, Monty Mole, Jet Pack Willy, Secret Of Monkey Island, (moving on) Quake, Doom... the list is endless). No Micro Transactions/Loot boxes/Half finished shite... Just a bloody good game that worked!
It’s not another micro transaction game… who the fuck cares? It bothers you that much that there are outfits in the game that you can’t get?
@@KaedeSatorui imagine fanboying for a broken ass bottom of the line dumpster fire garbage game.
@@soulSSeekingbullet you obv have no fuckin idea what youre talking about lmfao. So insane how quick you wanna ride someone elses opinion to the moon
A much needed video for my ongoing day, thnks m8. Keep up the good work!
Uploaded 44 seconds ago, algorithm is doing its wirk👍
When the banjo starts you know you about to get gold.
I remember reviewers calling this "bringing back the fun into gaming". And ironically going silent until I stumbled upon this video
Jesus Christ it is so much worse than I even assumed it would be…
Yikes…
@Thomas Sullivan like what? Most of his points are backed up with footage to prove it.
You know what, Ubisoft absolutely disgusts me. I cannot stand them or anything they do. This is appalling. I’d love to see them go under. “Nobody was choked out during the making of this game.”
I was laughing my bollocks off.
My dad is a pro skydiver/base jumper, so I know quite a lot about the dangers of extreme sports. Besides his own injuries he's lost a lot of friends.
The wonders of natural selection
Ironic that the best thing about this ga..live service is the cosmetics, more specifically that 🦒 outfit
9 minutes of ranting in - "So what is Rider's Republic?". Lol.
Alien looking creature abusing snowmobile simulator? Wtf
All this time later and my money's still on the little fella with a rifle.
It is so incredibly politically correct, progressive, woke and aimed towards the young and mentally challenged that the only words that springs to my mind is: Lets go Brandon!
Its how do you do, fellow kids the game
Ok, this intro made me laugh a lot already, let's go Kiloton
Green skinned, blue hair, bearded lady, is all I needed to know about this "game".
is it though? maybe some things are just not for you?
I love your poetic voice and evisceration of any developer that does a nasty. You got a new sub, sir I love what you do.
Another hilariously unwoke review. Been a sub since the Div 1 and really appreciate all the belly laughs.
Flying too high wouldn't melt the wax wings, you'd just get really cold.
Your reviews are actually top class!
I thought to myself the same thing about text to speech lol. If you are blind you can’t even execute the launcher in the first place. Who is that option for?
Damn straight. I mean, MY eyesight isnt great, but the computer shouting at me isnt going to fucking help. Thanks for watching mate.
I can honestly say I have never heard of this game but for some reason I just knew it was an Ubisoft release watching the opening montage, read into that what you will.
@yuki mukasa lol, too true.
Dude I just found your channel and 2 things, 1, why on earth do you only have 31k Your fucking brilliant! 2, I had to stop at the whole text to speech bit because I was laughing so hard so I could make this comment. Keep it up!
I just want to say I absolutely LOVE your content, I discovered you 2 days ago w your Cyberpunk videos..you remind me of one of my favorite Movie reviewers "Critical Drinker" but w games..never stop doing what you do dude 👊🏻😎
No idiot who buys this trash to begin with deserves a refund. Live with the idea that you for some god forsaken reason spent money on this garbage as a lesson for later in life.
😃 this game & review makes me remember when THE ANCEST0R yells “A HlDE0US MUTATl0N, UNNATURAL & ABH0RRENT” on DARKEST DUNGE0N.
Watching you constantly faceplant into rocks has made me think all they have to do is add a Richard Hammond character creator and I'd throw money at this
Thank you for suffering through this bullshit for our information and entertainment, mate.
Oof. Guess I gotta feel bad for actually having some fun with this one 😂
While I still enjoyed ur review and ur humor is always quick and witty I genuinely enjoy the game. As a kid all I ever wanted was a full fledged game dedicated to bmx and this game fills that void. The games locations are fucking top notch and seamless for transition of biomes. The open world imo is very fitting and honestly its a nice game to just relax with. Sure the narrative and dialogue could warrant a firing squad to the person who thought these would be good implementations but I really am having a lot of fun with this and hope people dont pass this game up if they are at all interested in extreme sports games! Cheers brotha! 💙
Fair play to you Porpy.
ubisoft lost their way
Surly Cockney British man is back with another video, nice
Watching the intro all that is going through my mind is "Oh Ubisoft".
Be of note how the shop is fully and completely functional even if the whole game is not.
I've played the entirety of the free trial, unlocked most of the disciplines, and had a positive impression of the game after the 4 hours. But when the game released and it came time to pull the trigger I was hesitant to buy it, something in my subconscious said "don't do it". In that moment, staring that the buy button, I had this feeling of... how to put it, satiety? It was only 4 hours but I didn't feel like spending another hour in this game. You managed to put into words everything that I felt deep down inside, I wanted to like this game and I wanted it to be more than the usual Ubishit, but I'm so glad I didn't buy it.
"Besides, one of the other guys looks like a creeper." Truer words were never blah blah blah'd ♡♡♡
This game looks as legit as president Brandon !
I love your shit. I don't even care all that much about random games.
literally ubisoft - the game
Everyone is hyping this game as if it's game of the year...
Its just stupid fun
@@anointilisque7768 It's pretty bad.
@@soulSSeekingbullet So you dont give me no choice.
I will...
Respect your opinion because we are in a civilized Society
@@soulSSeekingbullet why do people like you take it so personally when something just isn't for them? for people who like to make their own fun in a vast open playground, this game is a blast
"I played this racing game with a keyboard"
I'm out
Thank you once again for your hilarious yet honest reviews on various game titles. You've successfully saved me from this disaster, at least until it's on sale. Hopefully by then it's patched & fixed. Ha.
Yea disagreeing with the video creator and 99% of the comments section probably makes me look like a fool... BUT! I will say that while Ubisoft is a colossolaly money hungry developer, steep and subsequently Riders Republic have been great games. The shop is more pronounced in RR but that being said, I've been playing consistently since launch and opened the shop maybe twice. Everything I've obtained has been through exploration and legitimate progression. And as far as the sponsorship and advertising, that's the real world of professional sports. So if the game makes you sick, I can't imagine you watching televised sporting events very often. Anyways, all in good fun, and enjoyed the video!
Quick add, just wanted to note that the black and white level is intentional. Your using the old school skis in that level.
Nice to see you're able to play as a Namekian in this game. Now that's diversity
BIG fucking balls on the Rittenhouse joke! XD Let's gooooooooooo!
Fabulous review as usual, can't get enough of your work (especially on Ubisoft "games"). Keep up the fantastic work :)
for a few seconds i thought you gonna show the whole scene starting at 5:40
Essentially the in store monetized gambling store is the only thing that's polished...
Yup its an Ubicunt, Electronic Antichrist, Rockstar, 2K, Antivision, Konami, Microsuck, Warner Brothers Interactive, Blizzard, NetEase Tencent Chinese Communist Party, Square Enix, Capcom, Bungie, Bandai Wacko, Epic Gays, Bugthesda etc etc
monetized gambling? bruh. its literally outfits you can buy (or ignore). you're just raging against your own misconceptions at this point >_
I played it on ps5 & thought it was a fun as riding a bike into a wall in real life. Do not buy!
Looks like the quality of your usual modern game to me. All filler, no substance. And even the filler doesn’t work
Can't wait for your Battlefield 2042 video.
Fcuk my eyeballs. That was a chore. I can feel my last ten braincells dying. Thanks newbiesoft. Thanks 21K.
As a wise man once said; play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I have been schooled on that by Active Self Protection. I just wish there was a training course for "being an off duty Brazilian cop"
He really went through that entire segment talking about hands without once calling ubisoft a "hands on working environment" you've killed me 21K
Ah yes is this the Based Department? I have found someone you will Like.
Oh how I've missed watching your videos, my friend. 10 minutes in and already based while shitting on a broken Ubisoft game.
4:50 that whole section should be its own video
ah a zer goblin very inclusive
Those rocket bikes look like the thing Colin furze made in 2013
Love your video's. Cant wait on the cod vanguard review!