Omens | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 39

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    Vox Machina is in disarray as a mysterious skull is found and Vax questions the priorities of the group. Meanwhile, the city of Emon experiences a substantial political shift.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @harveywest2890
    @harveywest2890 6 років тому +6300

    "I'm using a 6th level spell as a glorified messenger?"
    "You used it yesterday for nothing at all."
    A real time use of cutting words.

    • @ajmrozinski2551
      @ajmrozinski2551 6 років тому +187

      Harvey West right? Plus a messenger is more useful then she is on a daily basis.

    • @cheddars2
      @cheddars2 5 років тому +368

      @@ajmrozinski2551 No, but nice try.

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 років тому +66

      @@ajmrozinski2551 Honestly enough lol. Flower child ;" Let me intimidate them.Three", then Matt replies"And with that everyone roll initiative."

    • @noyes5052
      @noyes5052 5 років тому +102

      Keyleth is about as useless as a brick

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 років тому +111

      @@noyes5052 Her monk in the new campaign is about the same sadly lol. I don't think its the class choices at this point lol

  • @gctypo2838
    @gctypo2838 Рік тому +1708

    Laura: "You're trying to kill us!"
    Matt: *tries not to glance down at four ancient dragon minis of varying colors*

    • @IRQ17
      @IRQ17 Рік тому +64

      They can't exactly be called "minis" anymore.

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 11 місяців тому +24

      L.mao right, he definitely used those Critter gifts!!! I was like OHHHHH NOOOO!!!

    • @envymordecai4429
      @envymordecai4429 6 місяців тому +11

      Okay but do you think the monsters came first or the minis? 😂
      Like how many times have Critters actively fucked up VM because “Oh, Mercer would *love* this!”

  • @Joelok314626
    @Joelok314626 8 років тому +5819

    Grog: Uh... Nineteen.
    Matt: Nineteen misses.
    *And the room goes quiet*
    Scanlan: Nineteen misses?!

    • @Joelok314626
      @Joelok314626 8 років тому +159

      3:36:11

    • @adgeless1989
      @adgeless1989 8 років тому +385

      I love how even the music timed up for a dramatic hold on the high note

    • @passingstorm5896
      @passingstorm5896 7 років тому +519

      Grog: Twwwenty two.
      Matt: Juust barely hits.

    • @ElyskeTheDonut
      @ElyskeTheDonut 7 років тому +139

      It’s funny to look back at this comment because now it’s like: “23 hits? It’s so low!”

    • @BigKlingy
      @BigKlingy 6 років тому +223

      Speaking of Scanlan, looks at Sam's face when Matt drops the bombshell. Everyone else looks shocked/horrified, Sam seems amused and/or excited at everything suddenly going to hell.

  • @JoULove
    @JoULove Рік тому +1189

    In hindsight, Gilmore treating them to a Hero's Feast should have clued them in to something bad happening

    • @unculturedswine1961
      @unculturedswine1961 Рік тому +16

      They should have had immunity to poison since the Heros feast last for 24 hours right?

    • @JoULove
      @JoULove Рік тому +26

      @@unculturedswine1961 I think so but they may have thought it had expired/forgotten about it. They should also have been immune to being frightened

    • @pairuhdox1611
      @pairuhdox1611 Рік тому +71

      @@JoULove from what i got the heroes feast was two days before. (Keyleth drunk night, the next day was the cavern fight/jailbreak/looking for Vax, then the day start of the council.

    • @JoULove
      @JoULove Рік тому +8

      @@pairuhdox1611 My original comment was about the worm encounter, but I think you're wrong about it being 2 days later, it all happened in the same day (although it's debatable exactly what time they feasted, it sounds like it was in the middle of the night but could have been earlier): bender -> sleep -> worm encounter -> return to the keep and hear about Kaylie -> prison break -> council meeting + dragon attack at dusk or thereabouts. If more time passed they don't explicitly say that from what I noticed

    • @austinmeyer_238
      @austinmeyer_238 Рік тому +13

      @@unculturedswine1961 actually, no. It had been a total of almost 48 in game hours since the heroes feast.

  • @dopiley
    @dopiley 4 роки тому +3660

    DM: "Role a strength check with disadvantage."
    Percy: "Natural 20!"
    DM: "WITH DISadvantage"
    Percy: "three...."

    • @Sigma007
      @Sigma007 3 роки тому +48

      46:44

    • @thomasdalrymple2277
      @thomasdalrymple2277 3 роки тому +69

      Percy: "AAAAAAA!!!"

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 роки тому +24

      @@thomasdalrymple2277 I just imagine Taliesin is screaming that in his head after that XD

    • @cplgroth
      @cplgroth 2 роки тому +21

      I'm gonna buy you ice cream, I'm gonna buy you good ice cream

    • @nightflame69
      @nightflame69 2 роки тому

      The whole motherfucker back and forth between the two. Was freaking hilarious

  • @technoviking5490
    @technoviking5490 7 років тому +2264

    "You don't have twenty gold?"
    "Oh, I do, just not for your daughter."
    Wow, that was cold Percy.

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 2 роки тому +150

      Well, Scalan threw Percy's child into the acid so fairs fair

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 роки тому +24

      @@derekhandson351 Yeah. XD It also is a nasty roast there by Percy to Scanlan.

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 Рік тому +7

      @@BryonYoungblood Hence why Scanlan punching Percy was very well deserved. XD

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood Рік тому +1

      @@cussundriakneal9904 Hey, the plan worked for the most part. XD And it also worked to trigger Scanlan so they could get into the stockade and save Kaylie.

    • @social.elenakrittik
      @social.elenakrittik 23 дні тому

      2:41:10

  • @smOVERCOMINGITALL
    @smOVERCOMINGITALL 5 років тому +3657

    i just like the idea that Grogs intelligence is so low he genuinely thinks cravenedge is a buddy and the evil can not seep into grogs mind as quickly as anyone elses.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +331

      It also helps that grog already genuinely enjoyed fighting and killing, so if anything Grog getting his hands on it could change the view of Cravenedge due to an actual kinship

    • @toryfox4580
      @toryfox4580 4 роки тому +260

      He is going to drive this thing nuts, if it was lawful good it would have a chance of being patient enough to get through to Grog but chaotic evil doesn't stand a chance

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 роки тому +25

      A smaller target is harder to catch and dominate

    • @peridothoneyglazer7028
      @peridothoneyglazer7028 3 роки тому +21

      Travis is epic

    • @whitestoneandy797
      @whitestoneandy797 3 роки тому +34

      Honestly it's brilliant. That dynamic is too funny and like kinda adorable

  • @bonus8885
    @bonus8885 3 роки тому +1399

    "Did you tell her you're her dad yet?"
    KILLED me. Travis' comedic timing and creativity is on point.

  • @maple3845
    @maple3845 4 роки тому +3205

    “A womb with a view”
    I swear to god taliesen is the patron saint of unnoticed one liners

    • @Tojo89
      @Tojo89 4 роки тому +33

      When one becomes two.

    • @evelynminer6425
      @evelynminer6425 4 роки тому +224

      The one in here that makes me laugh is Travis trying to remember what a d6 looks like and Taliesin just says "method"

    • @OSDisco
      @OSDisco 4 роки тому +19

      @@evelynminer6425 You know, I laughed anyway but I don't get it. Help

    • @evelynminer6425
      @evelynminer6425 4 роки тому +104

      @@OSDisco "Method Acting" is an acting technique wherein the actor tries to live like their character in real life. Taliesin was saying that Travis was acting like Grog in real life.

    • @daimonsage_1o818
      @daimonsage_1o818 4 роки тому +6

      It's from gwar song

  • @sodapopmermaid7897
    @sodapopmermaid7897 6 років тому +1803

    Laura, horrified, using the Mom VoiceTM: MATTHEW MERCER.
    Matt: What? :)

    • @Sammyneedscoffee
      @Sammyneedscoffee 4 роки тому +77

      Her using mom voice even before she was one 😍 she has always been a good mom

    • @sodapopmermaid7897
      @sodapopmermaid7897 4 роки тому +76

      I thought someone asked for a time stamp but don’t see the comment now. but it’s at like 31:25 ish

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 5 місяців тому +3

      And Matt being the snarky rebellious petulant kid coming back with: “What?!” 31:26

  • @hiphop-zk5fe
    @hiphop-zk5fe 5 років тому +2861

    Scanlan after being swallowed by the Wyrm: "I don't want to be in here anymore"
    Matt: "Correct."

    • @3XC4L1B3R
      @3XC4L1B3R 4 роки тому +68

      There's a big difference between a wyrm and a worm. Though both appeared in this episode.

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 4 роки тому +10

      @@3XC4L1B3R a Purple Worm and a Frost Wyrm, correct?

    • @3XC4L1B3R
      @3XC4L1B3R 4 роки тому +30

      @@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      No, wyrm is a name for an ancient dragon.

    • @aronwith1a638
      @aronwith1a638 3 роки тому +19

      @@3XC4L1B3R Correct.
      Specifically, lore-wise, Wyrms are ancient dragons, so old that they lack any limbs at all. They made up with this in size, though. They looked like huge worms, and hence the modern name for the slippery small things you see, worms.
      Im talking about Wyrms using lore I learnt from multiple fandoms, not just DnD.

    • @ilovelamp22
      @ilovelamp22 3 роки тому +9

      42:22 for anyone looking for it

  • @Vanessa__Pauls
    @Vanessa__Pauls Рік тому +295

    06:15 - Sam Taunts Travis
    07:17 - Game starts, part 1 begins
    12:00 - Recaps Ends
    22:05 - Scanlan's Eye Bite
    23:19 - Scanlan's Inspiring Limerick
    29:30 - First proper use of Craven Edge
    31:00 - Laura Thinks THIS Is Bad (just wait)
    34:00 - MIST-akes Are Made ;)
    39:54 - Scanlan sings to cast cutting words [based on Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me]
    44:23 - Understanding the Situation
    46:30 - Taunting The DM
    59:10 - Mercer The Merciful
    1:11:20 - Scanlan Inspiration
    1:22:33 - Laura Realizes the Danger
    1:25:00 - How Do You Want To Do This?
    1:33:45 - Grog Feeds Craven Edge
    1:43:03 - Part 1 ends
    1:58:23 - Break Ends
    2:01:15 - Matt's Ashley Johnson Impression
    2:04:10 - Whispers
    2:07:40 - Vax Confronts Grog
    2:23:00 - Scanlan's Shitty Infiltration
    2:28:44 - DadLan
    2:34:40 - Reverse Whisper
    2:42:02 - Prision Break: Lord Percy & Scanlan
    2:58:50 - Grog's Question
    3:11:15 - Keyleth Suffers a 3rd Degree BURN
    3:17:00 - Vax questions (and will soon recieve an unexpected answer)
    3:20:45 - Gilmore
    3:22:09 - Grog's Attempt at Shopping
    3:23:50 - Uriel Addresses Emon
    3:30:00 - Omens
    3:31:39 - The Bomb Drops (3:31:46)
    3:36:11 - Horror
    3:43:48 - Good question
    3:53:51 - Game ends
    Originally posted by @derfelpendragon5080 about 2 years ago, the people that make these timelines are so appreciated

  • @antimonymedusa
    @antimonymedusa 7 років тому +2820

    "We had seven drummers in two years, and I killed two of them" is the single most accurate summation of life in a touring band I've yet heard.

    • @ajmrozinski2551
      @ajmrozinski2551 6 років тому +34

      Then you don’t know any drummers, or have any musical experience, drummers have incredible core strength and endurance.

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 років тому +129

      @@ajmrozinski2551 I found the drummer. You can tell because the drool that comes out when his riser isn't level.

    • @maggiearmstrong2026
      @maggiearmstrong2026 5 років тому +79

      As a drummer who spent time with drummers....yeah I get why you’d want us dead. (Never forget the time a drummer left a gallon of milk in the drum storage lockers in Highschool for months)

    • @littleratfella6857
      @littleratfella6857 5 років тому +17

      DRUMMER LOCATED, PREPARE FOR DIE

    • @JosePerez-jl9bu
      @JosePerez-jl9bu 4 роки тому +17

      Spinal tap nod

  • @5oundOfVictory
    @5oundOfVictory 6 років тому +928

    Rage looting was one-up'd by *frenzied* rage looting, then *immediately* overtaken by *BIGBY'S HAAAAAAANND* looting. God I love these beautiful people

  • @delaneyklutes
    @delaneyklutes 8 років тому +907

    Percy: "You chose so poorly, you chose sooo poorly! It it truly impressive how poorly you chose!"
    (my favorite character)

  • @ParameterGrenze
    @ParameterGrenze Рік тому +203

    Matt is a sneaky bastard. His psychological game is deep. In this episode alone, he changed Sams demeanor entirely. It’s not just Sam playing Scalan differently, it’s actually Sam not knowing how to deal with this daughter revelation. Well played. Also well played by the cast with their in character jokes. The roleplaying is getting better and better.

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 6 років тому +1466

    Remember the wise words of Dr. Stephen Strange:
    "The warnings come *after* the spells.

    • @jv7x
      @jv7x 4 роки тому +58

      Insert GIF of Wong laughing

    • @TheKazragore
      @TheKazragore 4 роки тому +48

      It warms my heart to see that, after this much time, the only comments people have about that, admittedly hilarious, moment is memes. Memes and puns.

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheKazragore Yeah, hmm, uh, there's a lot of other stuff. Glad you haven't come across it.

    • @michellepehrsondupont3756
      @michellepehrsondupont3756 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheKazragore Oh, believe you me, people have said THINGS. 😕 But the best things are definitely the puns and jokes 😂👏🏻

    • @phoebica
      @phoebica 2 роки тому +2

      Nice

  • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
    @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 роки тому +1970

    31:25 [Matt summons two Wurms]
    Laura: "MATTHEW MERCER. You're tryn'na kill us."
    Matt: [scooches box of Wyrms under table, internal evil laugh intensifies]

    • @Jacules
      @Jacules 3 роки тому +44

      @@LightDragon777 correct, he's referring to the dragons showing up later in the episode when he said "wyrms"

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 2 роки тому +4

      @@LightDragon777 Yes..... Which are stronger than wurms....

    • @reclaimer1173
      @reclaimer1173 2 роки тому +5

      Liam bring excited I’m my favorite part about that scene.

    • @PeppoMusic
      @PeppoMusic Рік тому +1

      @@LightDragon777 wyrm means worm, serpent or snake, sometimes also used to refer to limbless dragons. Also, the etymological root of dragon also used to refer to snakes.
      It is all snakes all the way down.
      Dragons are just snakes with legs and wings.

  • @Chris29438
    @Chris29438 4 роки тому +1448

    Matt:"Welcoom to Blernjons & Dergans"
    Talisen:"You talk for a living"

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Рік тому +1

      😆😆😆

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Рік тому +9

      We PlAy BlErnJoNs & DeRgOnSsssS!

    • @eagerEman25
      @eagerEman25 Рік тому +1

      @@sweebosthat’s my level of english

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Рік тому

      @@eagerEman25
      Yeah, wurds are hard. 😄

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sweebos LMAO it asks if I want to translate it to English 😂😂😂!!!

  • @kallepronk7328
    @kallepronk7328 3 роки тому +1973

    Marisha: “We should stay another 5 minutes and look where we are at”
    Laura:”HES ROLLING LOOK HES ROLLING, GO GO GO”
    Matt: “you feel the ground shake…”
    Everyone:”GOGOGOGOGOGO”
    Thats dnd everybody

    • @RoninXDarknight
      @RoninXDarknight 2 роки тому +46

      One might say...there was a disturbance in the Force.

    • @Smitty-hr2mg
      @Smitty-hr2mg 2 роки тому +46

      Because the DM will never allow the players to get all of a dragon horde. Just click on detect magic, and rage loot into ye old bag of holding and skedaddle.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll Рік тому +7

      @@Smitty-hr2mg ::lightbulb moment:: Is this partly where the Load-Bearing Boss trope originates? I know there are pre-D&D examples, and it makes a certain dramatic sense anyway, but "prevent excessive acquisition of resources too early in story" is a very good reason.

    • @johnnye87
      @johnnye87 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Smitty-hr2mg Now I'm thinking he set it up to establish "you can't win every fight, sometimes you need to run". Shame the other lesson they learned was "Wind Walk is useless, never prepare it"

    • @darksaber2k
      @darksaber2k 10 місяців тому

      @@TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll Hell no it's not where it originates.

  • @GhostRavenFIN
    @GhostRavenFIN 5 років тому +2231

    Matt: "All of you take 66 points of poison damage."
    Liam: O__O
    Laura: :O
    Travis: :s
    Taliesin: :O
    Marisha: D:
    Sam: :D

    • @michaelcross7665
      @michaelcross7665 4 роки тому +214

      "20 didn't save?!?"
      "nope" deadpan expression. glorious

    • @SgtSoda
      @SgtSoda 4 роки тому +182

      Sam’s constant smiling in the face of death makes this all just that smallest bit more fun than usual.

    • @gears9193
      @gears9193 4 роки тому +34

      But didn't they have the heroes' feast from Gilmore?

    • @GeorgieChaos
      @GeorgieChaos 4 роки тому +83

      @@gears9193 That was two nights previously; they went drinking, had the Hero's Feast, got back to the Keep, spoke with Doctor Dranzel, went to General Kreig's house that day, had a night's rest, busted Kayleigh out of the Stockade and then that evening went to the Sovereign's gathering.

    • @Hugo-pg9hq
      @Hugo-pg9hq 4 роки тому +45

      If I were watching this live I would fully expect the whole party to die.

  • @razzledazzle3330
    @razzledazzle3330 4 роки тому +1634

    pike would be the WORST person to hear “im not mad im just disappointed” from

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 2 роки тому

      momma Pike

    • @yoMistt
      @yoMistt 2 роки тому +36

      oh man that would destroy me bro

    • @Direwolf181
      @Direwolf181 Рік тому

      I'd just curl up and die

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +21

      Nat 20 emotional damage

    • @gregfahlgren7501
      @gregfahlgren7501 Рік тому +9

      I need Ashley Johnson to say this so I can use it against friends.

  • @GruntKilla90
    @GruntKilla90 3 роки тому +479

    😨 That escalated quickly. Matt’s just like, great job on liberating Whitestone guys, guess you won’t be needing Emon anymore right?

  • @casehenrydorset2068
    @casehenrydorset2068 2 роки тому +688

    1:12:25
    Marisha: ”Half of its my faulth…”
    Sam: ”No no no… all of it is.”
    Sam’s a comedic genius. A savage comedic genius.

    • @neerGdyahS
      @neerGdyahS Рік тому +10

      If they'd only caught on that it takes a minute to cast.

    • @cinquine1
      @cinquine1 9 місяців тому +7

      @@neerGdyahS Matt was reading from the wrong info, I'm sure he would have caught it. Really a perfect storm

  • @frostedjosieos3193
    @frostedjosieos3193 7 років тому +1048

    THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T SEND MATT MINI-FIGURES

    • @jammygitz
      @jammygitz 7 років тому +193

      "I have so many badass dragon minis now! What to do with them all? ..."

    • @Arkatox
      @Arkatox 6 років тому +195

      No spoilers beyond this episode:
      Matt recently said (one of the post-campaign Q&A's) that the reason he developed the Chroma Conclave is because he'd realized that for all the years he ran D&D, he'd never really done dragons. Like, ancient, world-ending dragons. Which is what the game is named after and designed around. So he decided to just do _all of them at once_ to make up for it. xD

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +15

      He actually foreshadowed them a ways back. This has been in the works.

    • @XCrawlFan
      @XCrawlFan 4 роки тому +3

      Or why you do...

    • @alypatterson1078
      @alypatterson1078 3 роки тому +2

      @@elbruces where/how? I listen while at work and miss a lot, so genuine question

  • @RayPoreon
    @RayPoreon 7 років тому +582

    Percy [Screams in noble] Derolo the third of whitestone.
    His title has gotten even longer.

    • @amberblackwell7687
      @amberblackwell7687 5 років тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @thevillainousdrifter3826
      @thevillainousdrifter3826 4 роки тому +13

      Eventually his titles will be like Daenerys.

    • @ash-tv3bu
      @ash-tv3bu 4 роки тому +32

      Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III of Whitestone definitely wins the "most unnecessarily long name in tal'dorei" prize

    • @gwynlefleur
      @gwynlefleur 4 роки тому +8

      Marshall technically speaking Vex's current title is longer than percy's

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +5

      Just needs to add on "Moreover with Vox Machina, at Greyskull Keep".

  • @gloriabaquera5434
    @gloriabaquera5434 4 роки тому +745

    3:36:12
    Travis: "Nineteen." (already getting out his hit dice)
    Matt: "Nineteen misses."
    Music: (dramatically gets quiet)
    Travis: ( 〇□〇)

  • @HonkzeeBeezs
    @HonkzeeBeezs Рік тому +684

    "what if it sends a dragon to us?"
    Oh dear scanlan, if only you knew.
    Matt probably had a moment to himself like "heh, just wait for this"

    • @UchihaKat
      @UchihaKat Рік тому +8

      What's the time stamp for Scanlan's line? Do you know?

    • @tylertrebitowski
      @tylertrebitowski Рік тому +13

      @@UchihaKat 3:09:40

    • @UchihaKat
      @UchihaKat Рік тому

      @@tylertrebitowski Thanks!

    • @tmr3volver
      @tmr3volver Рік тому +18

      I can only imagine how he struggled to keep a strait face everytime he bragged about killing a dragon.

    • @morgandavis4012
      @morgandavis4012 Рік тому +6

      It's a WUS. A Worm of Unusual Size.

  • @FallenStargazer43
    @FallenStargazer43 6 років тому +1544

    Binging the critical role series best I can and just got to this episode.....
    Travis: Uh...19
    Matt: 19 Misses.
    Dead silence as they realize they are screwed.

  • @Small_Panda
    @Small_Panda 7 років тому +816

    Man I love Sam Riegel, that man is a true savage thru and thru.
    Marisha: Half of it's my fault.
    Sam: No, all of it is.

    • @tsumihitsuki9538
      @tsumihitsuki9538 5 років тому +45

      It's around 1:12:25 for everyone who wishes to relive that moment.

    • @MrMoxie-uq4mk
      @MrMoxie-uq4mk 6 місяців тому +1

      Sam is fast becoming my favorite!

  • @danerd101
    @danerd101 6 років тому +914

    I was super disappointed when Scanlan didn't polymorph himself into a triceratops while inside the worm.

    • @curlywhites
      @curlywhites 4 роки тому +9

      This is what I was waiting for too!

    • @toryfox4580
      @toryfox4580 4 роки тому +41

      If you dont have room to transform the spell is wasted

    • @Overlordough1201
      @Overlordough1201 4 роки тому +7

      I'm disappointed that the Thunder Wave didn't make that Worm's muscles constrict like a fist, Scanlan should be Halfling Puree.

    • @GoombaPlayer
      @GoombaPlayer 4 роки тому +15

      @@Overlordough1201 it's thunder damage, not shock, like an Fus Ho Dah.

    • @Overlordough1201
      @Overlordough1201 4 роки тому +4

      @@GoombaPlayer hmm, okay. Thanks. Also
      *FUS **_HO_** DA*

  • @LoafErikson
    @LoafErikson 2 роки тому +976

    Taliesin: "Okay, these creatures have no eyes"
    Matt: "Correct"
    Taliesin: "I'm made of smoke"
    Matt: "Mhm!"
    *awkward silence*
    Travis: "Well, Established."
    Taliesin: "As long as we're all clear on what's going on here."
    Liam: *quietly* "Nice Haiku."
    I lost it!! xD

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc Рік тому

      When was it said?

    • @LoafErikson
      @LoafErikson Рік тому +7

      @@garr_inc 44:26 is when my quoted dialogue begins

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc Рік тому +2

      @@LoafErikson
      Thank you!

    • @heathercalvert6990
      @heathercalvert6990 Рік тому +4

      Travis dying at that joke 😂😂

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 5 років тому +1232

    There's something oddly funny about normal names in fantasy world. You have Vax'ildan, Vex'ahlia, Grog, Keyleth, Scanlan, Percival Fredrichstein Von Musel Kowolski de Rolo III, Pike, Kreig, Sylas, Cassandra, etc, and then there's just characters named Jeffery.

    • @doublaich5990
      @doublaich5990 5 років тому +65

      Percy is on par with Jeffery.

    • @ricardoh.1575
      @ricardoh.1575 5 років тому +52

      @@doublaich5990 right? So are Sylas and Cassandra, if not a bit old-fashioned.

    • @Catnadi101
      @Catnadi101 4 роки тому +39

      Well the difference is almost all of the party ain't human so it makes sense for an old english name to belong to a human but a elf named Bruce would be weird ya know?

    • @proph6022
      @proph6022 4 роки тому +49

      @@ricardoh.1575 hard disagree on sylas being on par with jeffery

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 4 роки тому +31

      @@Catnadi101 If I ever DM I will make an elven NPC called Bruce

  • @amberblackwell7687
    @amberblackwell7687 5 років тому +1004

    Travis: "You just massacred people"
    Matt, grinning and rubbing his hand together: Yes.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 роки тому +23

      "Look how I massacred my boy!"

    • @ciro73
      @ciro73 3 роки тому +1

      Here, have your 666th like.

    • @brianhalligan9268
      @brianhalligan9268 2 роки тому +7

      I created this city and I will decide how it gets destroyed.

    • @Loki13M
      @Loki13M 2 роки тому +2

      The mark of a good DM is not only his ability to create, but to be willing to destroy what he has built utterly.

  • @billthecanuck
    @billthecanuck 5 років тому +890

    "did we kill the entire city because we went back to general krieg's place?" ---- Bard: "But think of the 4000 gold we got". if that doesn't sum up D&D idk what does :P

    • @randomlineofletters
      @randomlineofletters 3 роки тому +17

      AND a tea set

    • @ignisshadowflame1027
      @ignisshadowflame1027 3 роки тому +8

      @@randomlineofletters Don't forget the dominos.

    • @Majora48
      @Majora48 5 місяців тому +2

      This always annoyed me tbh, Krieg was there to soften the city up before hand, the dragons were always going to attack the place, and the instance otherwise just irks xD

  • @michaelleahy3271
    @michaelleahy3271 3 роки тому +506

    Vax: "what are we doing here, I feel like we dont have any purpose anymore"
    Matt: "I'm about to end this mans whole career"

    • @raymondluna3187
      @raymondluna3187 3 роки тому +12

      Time to reroll a character, haha!

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 7 місяців тому +9

      More like, "I'm about to revitalize this man's whole career."

    • @TheDarthLuffy
      @TheDarthLuffy 7 місяців тому +25

      Liam: “I would like to roleplay a midlife crisis
      Matt:”…so anyways, here’s a bunch of ancient dragons.”

    • @JohnSmith-rr3jt
      @JohnSmith-rr3jt 3 місяці тому +2

      @@TheDarthLuffy I love seeing MC syndrome getting destroyed by the DM lol

  • @Grimsowerart
    @Grimsowerart 5 років тому +987

    "We're in a hentai, make it go away!"
    -Percy
    God I love this show

    • @TH-by9cc
      @TH-by9cc 3 роки тому +6

      I need a timestamp for that!

    • @BornAScout
      @BornAScout 3 роки тому +12

      @@TH-by9cc 31:28 found it for ya!!

  • @mereleveleens2228
    @mereleveleens2228 5 років тому +555

    Gotta say: I LOVE Scanlan's limericks in the last few episodes!

    • @sm3xym3xican76
      @sm3xym3xican76 4 роки тому +7

      They've been pretty top notch.

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 3 роки тому

      I'm Guessing He's had help.

    • @caseybaker7935
      @caseybaker7935 3 роки тому +6

      @@davidbergfors6820 Nah, he's just a theater kid

    • @nerevarwolfeye4800
      @nerevarwolfeye4800 3 роки тому +6

      @@davidbergfors6820 he’s mentioned down the road from this episode that for things like the hideous laughter spell, songs, and so on, he would often write stuff out and never use a ton of it. The man is also a musician with an encyclopedic knowledge of songs, so he can pull seemingly random things together pretty quickly with all those parts floating around.

  • @ifidio2
    @ifidio2 8 років тому +559

    Travis's face at "19 misses" is priceless.

    • @ArthurRex131
      @ArthurRex131 6 років тому +16

      Best "Oh shit!" moment ever.

  • @Tigersight0
    @Tigersight0 Рік тому +298

    The funny part to me about their discussion with Uriel - They just fought through that whole battle, dragged themselves out, and immediately walked into Uriel's place just going, 'Yeah, that place is SUPER dangerous,' covered head to toe in wounds and bleeding all over like they just went through a war.

  • @luthienmpl
    @luthienmpl 8 років тому +484

    Pictured right: Vax ranting about not knowing why they're doing the things they're doing.
    Pictured left: Matt internally screaming and jumping up and down in utter glee.

    • @sydney4814
      @sydney4814 5 років тому +9

      Probably my favorite thing from this episode.... :) it was such a hilarious way to go.

    • @agathiandevaraj9757
      @agathiandevaraj9757 5 місяців тому +2

      You need a reason? I'll give you a reason

  • @EzraColdsGarage
    @EzraColdsGarage 8 років тому +579

    "Everything else was Dragons, Why wouldn't it be Dragons?!" Best line of the episode.

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 5 років тому +1429

    Percy only rolls 20's and 1's. He might as well flip coins.

    • @DarthAnimal
      @DarthAnimal 4 роки тому +38

      The Jon Snow of DND

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 4 роки тому +7

      @@DarthAnimal Hahahahahahahahaha! True!

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 4 роки тому +19

      He got too cocky about his rolls so the Dice Gods are punishing him lol

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 4 роки тому +5

      @@lazynoodle6739 I've had the Dice Gods punish me... it's no fun at all.

    • @kennethford3550
      @kennethford3550 3 роки тому +3

      @@Poisonedblade I had the dice gods punish me in that some dice I ordered don't feel like dice

  • @cameronhall6825
    @cameronhall6825 5 років тому +320

    3:09:45 "what if it summons a dragon to us?" Yeah sam... what if.

    • @riazally9166
      @riazally9166 4 роки тому +25

      Matt heard that. He decided to add a few more xD

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +1139

    Love seeing Percy's personality reassert itself now that he's dealt with his personal burden. He's such a troll, I love it! And I feel like he and Scanlan don't interact much, so that was a fun scene. "You chose so poorly!"

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 11 місяців тому

      Oh God it's even WORSE when they agree because you know it's gonna be a terrible fucking idea!!!!
      sneeAIzeRSHcoIPough

  • @PiroMunkie
    @PiroMunkie 3 роки тому +660

    Keyleth: "That's the most privileged thing you've ever said."
    Percy: "That's the most privileged things I've ever said that you've heard."
    Fucking.
    Slayed me.

    • @xg1559
      @xg1559 3 роки тому +5

      I hate him so much lmao

    • @johngalt5166
      @johngalt5166 3 роки тому +34

      @@xg1559 I love him lol, best one liners

  • @adrenalineunlimited
    @adrenalineunlimited 7 років тому +752

    Travis is easily the best actor, dude's brilliant. It takes a genius to play an idiot well

    • @erichanson3369
      @erichanson3369 5 років тому +44

      I read a particularly good argument in an earlier Critical Role video's comments section for Sam Riegel being demonstrably the most skilled of these D&D players, and Matt Mercer is very possibly the best DM I'll ever know of (I say this as a dedicated Dungeons & Dragons fan who knows other such dedicated players). I even found myself nodding along with a couple reasons why Taliesin might be the best, though I haven't ever truly shared that particular opinion myself. In the end, I think the only thing that is definitely true is that whoever thought to combine all of these voice actors for a Dungeons & Dragons campaign (whether it was some sub-group of these very people or some other individual or group entirely) is/are (an) entertainment genius(es).

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 5 років тому +51

      @@erichanson3369 It was the hand of fate. The group was founded on Liam's birthday, where they played a one shot of D&D with Matt being the DM. They all knew each other directly or indirectly beforehand, through work. And they enjoyed that one session so much that they decided to make it a regular thing. And then that went on for I think 3 years until someone from Geek and Sundry, I believe it was Felicia Day, approached them with the idea to stream a session.
      The rest is history.

    • @kendrickrochelanzot2053
      @kendrickrochelanzot2053 5 років тому +8

      He plays knuckles, so he is a veteran XD

    • @Looptydude
      @Looptydude 5 років тому +25

      He is the best at not meta gaming. He plays the character like the character needs to be. Travis has even made me pull back on how I would play my characters. Sam is a close second to Travis. I also think Marisha is under appreciated, especially after watching her in the second campaign.

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 5 років тому +4

      Travis is a lot better in the second campaign. With Grog he will break character and talk real strategy beyond what meager intelligence his character holds. It's usually prior to any engagements, so the metagaming isn't as obtrusive, but it's still present.
      It's only slightly off putting, it's more entertaining when he breaks character to be a voice of reason, but it certainly doesn't go with his character at all.
      Taliesin, Liam, Ashley and Sam stay in character the longest in campaign 1. Everyone stays in character about as long as everyone else in campaign 2. It's absolutely fantastic either way, everyone really loves the role play and they seem to take it very seriously.

  • @VoxolotlDays
    @VoxolotlDays 4 роки тому +2067

    Vax: -Starts a prank war
    Grog: -Retaliates
    Vax: -Surprised Pikachu face

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +141

      I believe Vax'Ildan pointed out that Grog tripped him earlier on. Though shaving the beard has engendered a vendetta. Vax never really retaliated for anything Grog has done as a response but Grog keeps doing things to him. So yeah he is certainly surprised by the response.

    • @VoxolotlDays
      @VoxolotlDays 4 роки тому +79

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue Grog is clearly not intelligent enough to know when to stop. Vax shouldn't be surprised at all. And in the end, they finally call a truce when they prank Scanlan together.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +42

      @@VoxolotlDays How so? Grog's a barbarian and a grudge held amongst his herd would likely result in the death of one or both of the goliaths involved.
      He should be, to a degree, socialized out of this kind of behaviour. I'd also opine that Wisdom would be more relevant in this case.
      And Vax definitely should be surprised by disproportionate retribution. If he even considered this eventuality he most likely wouldn't have shaved Grog's beard to begin with.

    • @Katspearl
      @Katspearl 3 роки тому +45

      Grog hasn't really done anything AS insulting as the beard thing so I feel like it was appropriate that he would keep doing pranks

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 роки тому +15

      @@Katspearl Flicking Vax's nut sack was a physical assault and far worse on it's own then shaving the beard.

  • @timothymachado4940
    @timothymachado4940 2 роки тому +474

    3:20:10 Liam looks in his cup and places it back down in what I would describe as "disappointed but no motivation to refill" and Laura notices and refills it for him. I may be reading too much into it, but it was such a subtle example of a good friend noticing another friend's needs, even seemingly so little, and doing what they could to help. It was moving to me.

    • @serenaserene7541
      @serenaserene7541 Рік тому +14

      I didn't even notice! Adorable 🥰

    • @daffodilsunrise
      @daffodilsunrise Рік тому +21

      They act like siblings even though they are not and it is beautiful.

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode Рік тому +52

      It's cute because after she refills it, he immediately takes a sip and she keeps looking at him, expecting a reaction and he's deliberately not giving her one until they finally both crack and begin laughing. They knew what they were doing. Sibling energy, indeed.

    • @shijuntian5121
      @shijuntian5121 Рік тому

      @@Xylarxcode “thank me dumbass”

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Рік тому

      🙂

  • @tristram0073
    @tristram0073 4 роки тому +478

    When vax comes home after being away and him questioning his purpose was an incredible plot point. He almost loses hope for his purpose than Matt throws him a purpose, saving the world

    • @Deeplight32
      @Deeplight32 3 роки тому +15

      Spoiler:
      And avenge his mother

  • @CJBerdomas
    @CJBerdomas 8 років тому +634

    I kind of think that Scanlan might have had a one night stand with Tiamat and didn't call her back.

    • @viktormon
      @viktormon 8 років тому +68

      +CJBerdomas That would explain so much.

    • @XDependent
      @XDependent 8 років тому +64

      +Viktormon I'm his defense, she doesn't seem like the "commitment" type either.

    • @playtoyx
      @playtoyx 8 років тому +7

      +XDependent truth

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 8 років тому +66

      +Ozpin Commitment type or not, she's still a vengeful goddess. You ALWAYS call back a vengeful goddess.

    • @groofay
      @groofay 7 років тому +23

      It's canon.

  • @jonathantanner6701
    @jonathantanner6701 6 років тому +656

    2:40:45
    Keyleth; That's the most privileged thing you've ever said.
    Percy: That's the most privileged thing I've ever said that you've heard.
    lmao @Percy.

    • @TheKazragore
      @TheKazragore 4 роки тому +43

      As much as I love Taliesin's contributions to Campaign 2 (and they have been _totally_ awesome), I will forever be coming back to his performance as Percy. Absolute perfection.

    • @squattingheads
      @squattingheads 4 роки тому

      TheKazragore what about it? It’s absolute bland compared to everyone else. Till his ark I had no idea what he even was about

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheKazragore Taliesan is the persona. Percy is his natural person. Lol

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair 3 роки тому +25

      "Life needs things."
      "Your soul is forfeit."
      "Let's go there and politely demand help."
      Percy really does have the best lines throughout the entire campaign.

    • @pallasproserpina4118
      @pallasproserpina4118 3 роки тому +25

      @@Dragon_Lair “Your secret is safe with my indifference”

  • @sandman1008
    @sandman1008 11 місяців тому +43

    The "19 misses" part has been talked about enough, but what stands out the most to me is something that probably wasn't even planned, but the universe made the events line up to create art.
    As soon as Matt says 19 misses and Travis looks up dumbfounded, there is an odd silence in the music except for an eerie sustained ring. It perfectly captured the moment and really enhanced the gravity of the situation.

  • @brettsmith8491
    @brettsmith8491 7 років тому +631

    I only just noticed this, but during Sam's Burn of Keyleth's "6th level spell burn" you can see Matt writing down at 3:11:26 I'm pretty sure Matt is giving Scanlan bonus experience. Haha.

    • @TheYackcident
      @TheYackcident 4 роки тому +61

      Cast vicious mockery

    • @Sideway8
      @Sideway8 4 роки тому +17

      and that little "finger lick burn" motion he does lol

    • @PhilBoswell
      @PhilBoswell 3 роки тому +24

      Also, I wonder how many people are missing the friendly interaction between Sam and Marisha immediately thereafter or noticing it and deliberately ignoring it…

  • @raptureraven
    @raptureraven 8 років тому +508

    "HES ROLLING HES ROLLING! GO GO GO GO!"

    • @ozrithclay6921
      @ozrithclay6921 6 років тому +48

      A RaptureRaven I'm not a big fan of metagaming, but that was one of the most hilarious moments I've seen so far.

    • @T3hIluvatar
      @T3hIluvatar 5 років тому +10

      I think Matt knew very well that they're going to metagame his rolls in such situations, and he's using them to push the story forward so they don't spend half the session in the cavern looting and wandering about

  • @SharkyShocker
    @SharkyShocker 8 років тому +481

    I love how when everyone is seeing how devastating the dragon is towards the town and are in total shock and horror Scanlan's there just like "Man this is awesome we should do this again some time"

    • @mr.smithsgovermentclass4556
      @mr.smithsgovermentclass4556 7 років тому +52

      Volture "Are you that Friezer guy?"
      "I am Lord Frieza, yes..."
      "Imma deck you in the schnoz!"

    • @NoHairD0ntCare
      @NoHairD0ntCare 7 років тому +5

      SharkShocker Team Four Star!!

  • @mr.t9280
    @mr.t9280 3 роки тому +261

    I really expect Vex to have an itemized bill of charges for Dr. Dra's stay at Greyskull Keep... including the 100 gold for the bottles of water in the mini fridge.

    • @kyleking6101
      @kyleking6101 2 роки тому +16

      Don’t forget the 5000GP charge for attempting to steal their 5000GP payment from the Emperor

  • @IceZachara
    @IceZachara 4 роки тому +1306

    "There were many things in that spell that were not read by the caster"
    Gets me every time. xD

    • @randybarker9571
      @randybarker9571 4 роки тому +250

      Some would say... they mist it....

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 3 роки тому +19

      @@randybarker9571 you win. Well done

    • @SaneNoMore
      @SaneNoMore 3 роки тому +98

      Keyleth again proving she can’t be bothered to actually know what she is doing.

    • @dylanhecker6686
      @dylanhecker6686 3 роки тому +102

      @@SaneNoMore and she gives Matt attitude when it takes 10 seconds to read. As Uncle Ben would say great power comes with great responsibility and oh boy does Keyleth lack responsibility

    • @princeofgreece9054
      @princeofgreece9054 3 роки тому +100

      @@SaneNoMore It’s actually so insane that she could have quite literally killed the entire party by casting a spell she couldn’t be bothered to read all the way, then gives attitude because she realized how bad she fucked everyone over. “We both misread the spell” is so childish. I don’t want to shit on anyone too hard cause overall I really enjoy critical role, but If Matt didn’t give her an out, it’s very likely that in 10 rounds Scanlan and Vex could easily be killed.

  • @yancyeet9376
    @yancyeet9376 5 років тому +731

    Craven Edge is quickly becoming my favorite npc, even if I'm pretty sure it's probably very evil
    Or maybe it's just a sword that wants to be used as a sword

    • @matsh5633
      @matsh5633 4 роки тому +38

      More than Clarota? Gilmore? Viktor the gunpowder marchant!?!?

    • @seanob8001
      @seanob8001 3 роки тому +61

      Have you read Warbreaker? There's a sentient sword that is always trying to talk people into killing because it was brought to life with the command "Slay Evil", but it's a sword, so it has no idea what evil really is. It's somehow kind of adorable.

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 роки тому +2

      @@matsh5633 tch... you got me with the black powder merchant... altho hes a 1 off character.. least as far as I know

    • @beerfrad6447
      @beerfrad6447 3 роки тому +4

      @@seanob8001 oh heck yeah nightblood was awesome

    • @polerin
      @polerin 3 роки тому +1

      @@seanob8001 absolutely the same thought, though craven edge is a bit more with it than that sword.

  • @caseybaker7935
    @caseybaker7935 3 роки тому +756

    Taliesin: "It's a subtle way of saying I'm not going to make it to level 15."
    Matt, sitting on probably the single most brutal fight in the campaign so far: "Ouch."

    • @rockstar6132
      @rockstar6132 3 роки тому +7

      Timestamp?

    • @marcojean6578
      @marcojean6578 3 роки тому +74

      @@rockstar6132 That was before the game started; Matt was saying he had updated his Gunslinger class online. Tal asked if there was anything new he should know about and Matt replied something like « no, it’s only 15th. Level stuff ».

    • @rockstar6132
      @rockstar6132 3 роки тому +3

      Ooo

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 Рік тому +2

      @@rockstar6132 2:45

  • @hsmoscout
    @hsmoscout 2 роки тому +105

    "everything else was dragons why wouldn't it be dragons" - underrated laura line

  • @b1rdBniCE
    @b1rdBniCE 7 років тому +297

    the face Travis makes when Matt say 19 misses.....

  • @brandonstickels5435
    @brandonstickels5435 4 роки тому +986

    Looks like Keylith was...mist-informed about the effect of her spell

    • @awaytoanywhere699
      @awaytoanywhere699 4 роки тому +110

      she was just mist-understood...

    • @robinbodefjord223
      @robinbodefjord223 4 роки тому +143

      Everybody makes mist-akes now and then

    • @randybarker9571
      @randybarker9571 4 роки тому +130

      Apparently Matt mist the 1 minute casting time of the spell.
      It was a mist opportunity

    • @AlienIschozar
      @AlienIschozar 4 роки тому +48

      @@randybarker9571 Apparently Fight Club 5 made a Mist -ake by saying the cast time is 1 Action

    • @paulm3952
      @paulm3952 4 роки тому +10

      I was wondering why they let her cast that. Oh well.

  • @louisec-m9503
    @louisec-m9503 5 років тому +270

    Pike manages to be the absolute most adorable even when she isn't technically there. I love her so much.

  • @SuicidalBabyTTV
    @SuicidalBabyTTV 3 роки тому +128

    Sam's consistent integrity in the face of the absolute worst situations is the epitome of awesome.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +711

    31:14 "Matthew Mercer! You're tryna kill us!"
    3:32:49 *No, **_now_** he's trying to kill you*

    • @austinmeyer_238
      @austinmeyer_238 2 роки тому +13

      Laura’s attitude towards battles in campaign one is probably the worst attitude to have in dungeons and dragons. To summarize it, one tough enemy and she says we’re all going to die. Meanwhile, they are not going to die. PS, please I’m begging you, do not turn this into a bashing of anyone of the people involved in CriticalRole thread. There are way too many of those already, and I don’t want to have this one turn into one.

    • @Tenma2411
      @Tenma2411 2 роки тому +10

      @@austinmeyer_238 Cool to see someone else still watching this so recently. I thought she kinda said it as a joke. I mean my friends do when we come across a boss or someone gets downed but i think i know what you are coming from. as if the DM can never ever hurt the party or kill would take away all the danger. Im not saying the DM should try to kill on purpose but in some cases its their own fault for almost dying. Like keyleth transforming everyone into a mist. or when for some reason Keyleth thinks its a good idea to cast sunbeam on an already almost dead tree.

    • @a_cynical_mad_man_vods
      @a_cynical_mad_man_vods 2 роки тому +7

      Admittedly Laura isn't that bad with her exasperation, honestly I do the same thing when my DM pulls this shit (difference being he keeps the fights in the upper hard difficult to down right deadly encounters just his style and we all have a good laugh about it), that being said honestly I feel Marisha unintentionally does a lot of fowl play. This episode is a good example of that. First with not understanding her spell, then although owning up to it still complained about the outcome due to her own misunderstanding and the misunderstandings of others. I also don't like how she tries to be the moral compass of the group but then does extremely chaotic things that unintentionally make things much worse. I feel that isn't her fault but its a mixture of her not being able to differentiate between in game and out of game planning and strategizing thus making unintentional discourse. I like Marisha, but I just feel shes not someone who knows how to properly play casters in 5e. I know shes playing a I believe Warlock/Sorcerer multiclass in the newest campaign and I know that this is years ago so I hope shes gotten more used to the idea of casters in 5e as opposed to when this was first broadcasted.

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 2 роки тому +7

      ​@@austinmeyer_238 Laura has a great attitude ( except MAYBE when it comes to Trinket ) but oooookay

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +2

      @@Reblwitoutacause Her immeasurable greed is getting on my nerves at times. I feel like she oftentimes tries to have a cake and eat it, too. Like her comment about wanting all the flying potions. It may be little things, but they do add up, imo. When Orion did this, everybody was mad at him about it...

  • @matthiashavrez
    @matthiashavrez 3 роки тому +728

    On the wiki, the end of the description for this episode is : "Meanwhile, the city of Emon experiences a substantial political shift. "
    And that's some Netflix level summing up of the episode. Congratulations to the people who wrote it.

    • @joejoeington6899
      @joejoeington6899 2 роки тому +11

      That’s in the description

    • @goolgepl2112
      @goolgepl2112 8 місяців тому +2

      Well that's one way to avoid spoilers

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus 2 місяці тому

      Harsh new immigration policy against dragons...

  • @MFAniki6390
    @MFAniki6390 8 років тому +410

    I rewatched Vax's speech to Vex just so I could see Matt's reaction, dude has a perfect poker face. Couldn't even tell that he was about to unleash hell in about 20 minutes.

    • @django3422
      @django3422 6 років тому +40

      Also Scanlan's comment at 3:09:48. Wondered if that would raise an eyebrow; nothing.

    • @ImTheMrFoxman
      @ImTheMrFoxman 6 років тому +35

      As a DM, you practice your poker face. Because it's so much better when the players don't know shit's gonna go down and they're being very heart-felt.

    • @OneEyedJack01
      @OneEyedJack01 6 років тому +8

      Unless you're a total dick DM, "Shit going down" is never a forgone conclusion. Players can always make an unexpected choice and completely change any plans the DM made.

    • @jnevercast
      @jnevercast 6 років тому +30

      "As you look around Emon, getting to know the place, you think you've been in this ally way before. Its hard to tell, because all of Emon is ash."

    • @kartermeijer6813
      @kartermeijer6813 5 років тому

      Time stamp?

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 3 роки тому +151

    3:33:18 I love around this part you see it strike both Laura and Travis that there are FOUR dragons. It's great storytelling on Matt's part because he describes the red and black shapes in the sky, so when he introduces the white and then green dragons, each one becomes its own "oh shit" moment.

  • @adoringfan1226
    @adoringfan1226 4 роки тому +324

    grog: how do you feel about dragon
    his sword: i think it sounds delicious, let's try a taste
    me: DAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 2 роки тому +9

      His sword: hmm never had dragon before….GIMME!!

  • @futurecaredesign
    @futurecaredesign 3 роки тому +482

    3:54:03
    Vex: "Did this all happen because we went back to general Krieg's place?"
    Matthew: *looks over and scratches nose*

  • @ProCrastiVisionJRD
    @ProCrastiVisionJRD 8 років тому +933

    Matt: hm. party's getting kind of OP.
    ... FIVE DRAGONS GO

    • @ahenchman8656
      @ahenchman8656 8 років тому +180

      "From now on we should solve all our problems with letters"
      "Diplomatic Immunity"

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname 6 років тому +61

      I still think the party needs more doors that would be more appropriate

    • @django3422
      @django3422 6 років тому +10

      Four dragons, buddy...

    • @lagggoat7170
      @lagggoat7170 5 років тому +42

      @@django3422 Used to be five before they killed Brimscythe pre-stream

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 5 років тому +27

      @@randomlygeneratedname I don't think they've created the Door Dragon for 5e yet.

  • @AlasdairGR
    @AlasdairGR Рік тому +247

    Vax: "I don't know what to do anymore."
    Matt: "I have a couple dragons here behind the screen if you want to play with those..." 😈

  • @TheHeartlessAlchemist
    @TheHeartlessAlchemist 7 років тому +499

    Purple Worm? Really, Matt? That thing is brutal, I checked the stats.
    Edit: *Reaches the end of the episode*I stand corrected...

    • @QaRajhCreations
      @QaRajhCreations 6 років тому +47

      Yea, the Purple worm is big, Gargantuan even (basically the same size as a Kraken, in terms of the technicality of DnD), but if you put it on a size/danger graph, it scores pretty low. This is a 7 member group, all at level 12. High Rollers (Yogscast DnD series, I can greatly advice you to look at) got through a Purple Worm with only 4 characters, all at level 11.
      If you have a small party (4 or less) and players are below level 10, then yes, it's brutal. But anywhere above that, pretty much the only thing it's got going for it is it's burrowing ability and size. A couple of well-timed attacks from even single characters, powerful spells even at relative low level, like Blight, can really bring it down to size.

    • @kriddius
      @kriddius 6 років тому +25

      Adolescent purple worm, they got out of there when big momma worm showed up

    • @jbar85jb22
      @jbar85jb22 5 років тому +3

      Honestly its not hard with 7th level spells. Just planeshift his ass you good. Think purple worms have very low cha

    • @smilingbear7430
      @smilingbear7430 5 років тому +6

      @@QaRajhCreations or you could play the worm like it would actually act, not out to kill the party at all but swallow one and burrow straight down to safety. All of a sudden it is a much bigger threat since ith as its meal and has no reason to stick around. Sure the party will beat it if you use it as a sack of hitpoints that sits there and attacks turn after turn.

  • @bangboom123
    @bangboom123 8 років тому +1884

    WARNING: Serious spoilers may appear in comments beneath. Read only when ready.

    • @IMVADER2
      @IMVADER2 8 років тому +46

      +Rockerchavnerdemo you deserve a cookie
      this warning post better be here for all time!

    • @Cyyberslam8
      @Cyyberslam8 8 років тому +10

      +Rockerchavnerdemo Talk about cliffhangers, daaayum Matt.

    • @sperocras
      @sperocras 8 років тому +4

      You are a hero. Thank you.

    • @TrimblyWimbly
      @TrimblyWimbly 8 років тому +3

      You the real MVP

    • @canadian__ninja
      @canadian__ninja 8 років тому +5

      Appreciate it, my friend.

  • @trulyAmatulHaqq
    @trulyAmatulHaqq 6 років тому +650

    God I still think about how perfectly timed Vax's "I don't know why we're doing this!" conversation with Vex is. The whole time Matt's trying to keep his poker face like "Oh child you'll have a reason :)"

    • @efriammarizan5337
      @efriammarizan5337 4 роки тому +1

      When is this

    • @Werelord22
      @Werelord22 4 роки тому +1

      Efriam Marizan End of previous episode.

    • @efriammarizan5337
      @efriammarizan5337 4 роки тому +5

      @@Werelord22 does the oh child you'll have a reason is that because of somthing that happens later

    • @loonela
      @loonela 4 роки тому +8

      not only that it's
      SPOILER ALERT: this arc and a few others
      it's their freaking personal quest that they are taking on

  • @eldraziking1792
    @eldraziking1792 Рік тому +45

    I love Liam saying “fog of war” it’s the perfect way in my opinion of reducing any guilt someone could have for something during combat, can’t name the amount of times that due to stress I do something stupid in a game or just don’t read how an ability could work

  • @Randomninja47
    @Randomninja47 7 років тому +674

    *second worm shows up*
    Laura: MATTHEW MERCER... you're trying to kill us.
    Made me laugh so hard for some reason

    • @eddvultures40
      @eddvultures40 5 років тому +18

      Now you know he try even harder later on

    • @haylongwang3002
      @haylongwang3002 5 років тому +1

      I thought it was Keyleth who tried that?

  • @itzsiggie9175
    @itzsiggie9175 4 роки тому +752

    Scanlan: *is a fly*
    Matt: “make a dexterity saving throw”
    Sam: “oh no someone’s got a fly swatter!”
    This fucking sent me.

    • @calebfreeman8284
      @calebfreeman8284 2 роки тому +1

      Seemed more like an electric (magic) bug zapper.

    • @Starsaber222
      @Starsaber222 2 роки тому

      Nah, the flyswatters show up around 3:30:00

  • @jakjak090
    @jakjak090 8 років тому +709

    "These creatures have no eyes."
    "I'm made of smoke."
    "Nice haiku."
    I'm crying.

    • @fplaysdm74
      @fplaysdm74 6 років тому +21

      oochie that’s not a haiku though

    • @cheerio3442
      @cheerio3442 3 роки тому +2

      @@fplaysdm74 thats the joke

    • @PixelSageYT
      @PixelSageYT 3 роки тому

      @@cheerio3442 I actually think the part that was said in between "I'm made of smoke and nice haiku" actually was a haiku.

    • @cheerio3442
      @cheerio3442 3 роки тому +1

      @@PixelSageYT Unless im missing something here: Im made of smoke: four syllables, Nice haiku is two, so its not a haiku. probably just missed a joke or smth tho

    • @PixelSageYT
      @PixelSageYT 3 роки тому

      @@cheerio3442 The part between those two sentences I belive was a haiku

  • @Folder
    @Folder 2 роки тому +285

    Travis: [nervous laugh] "...You just massacred people."
    Matt: "...yeah :)"

  • @aquietplace5555
    @aquietplace5555 6 років тому +107

    I like how Matt goes to move Pike, perfectly reasonably, and everyone explodes and he just freezes with his hand on her mini like "what did I just do?"

  • @StevenKin
    @StevenKin 8 років тому +162

    Mercer: Hey, I heard you guys like dragons. So have some dragons. *backs truck into studio and dumps dragon minis*

  • @markamanic
    @markamanic 8 років тому +474

    Sam should release a Wierd Al-esque album featuring his various musical covers.
    And it should obviously be called Gilmore's Glorious Tunes

    • @coalcreekdefense8106
      @coalcreekdefense8106 6 років тому +6

      Somebody made two fake album commercials around this concept. I love them!

    • @snape1557
      @snape1557 6 років тому +38

      Markamanic Gilmore's Glorious Grooves

    • @thomashall7317
      @thomashall7317 5 років тому +2

      @@snape1557 I like this name just a little bit more

    • @krisbarski4226
      @krisbarski4226 5 років тому +2

      Search. "Scanlan songs" here on youtube. But major spoilers.

  • @DanCheaptrix
    @DanCheaptrix Рік тому +66

    Scanlan: "Listen Drummer..."
    Zed: "It's Zed"
    Scanlan: "You can be replaced easily."
    Matt gives a frowny Zed face.
    Scanlan: "When I played with them, we had seven drummers in two years, and I killed two of them."
    I can't stop laughing. Sam is gold.

  • @itsFlycatcher
    @itsFlycatcher 7 років тому +80

    "I'm not saying it's ours, it's just nobody else's", perfect logic from our dear Vex'ahlia and Percival
    .... also a fair point, but that made me smile

  • @lordilluminati5836
    @lordilluminati5836 7 років тому +699

    Jared the guard is underrated, he's my favorite CritRole character

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname 6 років тому +103

      Wouldn't it be funny if he was something like a level 20 fighter, and is more capable than the entire party

    • @hunterwynne6650
      @hunterwynne6650 6 років тому +38

      He’s literally the head mercenary guy from hellsing

    • @John_NJDM
      @John_NJDM 6 років тому +35

      I cant help but picture him as exactly like Oberyn Martell from GoT.

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab 6 років тому +26

      Its jarret

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 5 років тому +34

      Lol, funnily enough, Jarret isn't underrated at all - he's one of the absolute fan-favourite NPCs in the first campaign, and high on the cast's list as well. I've always found that delightful, though, since I love him quite a lot. I also think, in a different life, that he and Vex would have been great for one another.

  • @OnesieTwos
    @OnesieTwos 8 років тому +374

    I just occurred to me that Percy most definitely knows that Craven Edge is talking to Grog.

    • @UnNuclear
      @UnNuclear 8 років тому +139

      +Onsie Twos He was the first to pick up the sword and it spoke to him.

    • @shreknet
      @shreknet 8 років тому +56

      +Onsie Twos He gave it to him

    • @kazetasj
      @kazetasj 7 років тому +25

      A year later and I still think Percy giving Grog Craven Edge was the most OOC thing he's ever done

    • @Srewtheshadow
      @Srewtheshadow 7 років тому +25

      And it was worth it and we all know it.

    • @jacquestrahan982
      @jacquestrahan982 7 років тому +30

      I would have to disagree with that. The reason that Percy gave Grog Craven Edge was because he couldn't use it effectively himself. Remember that it's a huge sword (I believe it's a greatsword if I remember correctly) and is a two-handed sword that uses strength not Dexterity. Percy has a (relatively) low strength and a high dexterity and even Matt said he wouldn't be able to use the sword since basically it would be too heavy. That's why they switched swords, Percy gave Grog Craven Edge and Grog gave Percy a Dragon Slayer Longsword, which Percy could actually use.

  • @JubJubBirdProduction
    @JubJubBirdProduction 2 роки тому +203

    Perfect example of a player safety mechanism at 3:19:30 when Liam makes a joke, lightening the mood which kind of had shifted with his (very well executed) in-character speech. The speech was good and fitting in role play, but at the end of the day, when you have the feeling, it might have hit a bit too hard, just counter it so everyone is still having fun.

    • @ilsehattingh1976
      @ilsehattingh1976 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah. I did however get the impression it was getting a little real there. The way Laura looks nervously between the two guys, even when not role playing, said a lot.

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +12

      I'm curious to know what tipped him off. Grog may be a minor part, but I guess it's the lack of foresight that the group shows? They do act reckless oftentimes and sure enough the consequences come bite them real hard. Cut to full scale dragon attack.

  • @clintonbarton4152
    @clintonbarton4152 3 роки тому +226

    The patience of Matthew Mercer really shows he's a really cool guy

  • @YourGoodTwin
    @YourGoodTwin 5 років тому +208

    I love Laura/Vex's completely unbridled avarice. Good character design includes flaws and there are 7 good classics readily available.

  • @victorbraz4469
    @victorbraz4469 7 років тому +136

    They killed Percy's good rolls with that smoke demon.

  • @crownjackal2366
    @crownjackal2366 2 роки тому +212

    The party discussing whether to take the skull with them to Whitestone or not:
    Scanlan: "What if it's a portal? What if it can send a dragon to us?"
    Matt: *Breaks into a nervous sweat* Dragon? What dragon? I didn't say dragon! That's ridiculous!
    Also Matt: Quietly slides a box of dragons behind a curtain.

  • @ambergibson6857
    @ambergibson6857 4 роки тому +210

    I yet again fall in love with Vax's character... The whole scene with him waiting for the boy to arrive and contiplatining EVERYTHING! it shows he's human... He has his douts and fears and it takes there tolls.

    • @funke75
      @funke75 4 роки тому +18

      technically being a half-elf he's only half human, but yeah, I get what you mean.

    • @mathieuwilkens3721
      @mathieuwilkens3721 2 роки тому +2

      Contemplating*, doubt*, their*. Just trying to help fam'.

  • @Reblwitoutacause
    @Reblwitoutacause 4 роки тому +691

    3:36:12 I swear, this was such a story-arc, and a pivotal moment. The “19 misses”. The look on Travis’ face. *EVEN THE MUSIC NOTE OF SUSPENSE*
    what a perfect moment...

    • @B0neyKingofN0where
      @B0neyKingofN0where 3 роки тому +7

      Stone faced Matt Mercer through all of that. What a God.

  • @NovaOtari
    @NovaOtari 4 роки тому +1366

    *Keyleth casts message*
    "Imagine I said it more succinctly than this"
    *Jester casts sending*
    "Hiiii it's Jester and we did some things and it would really help if you could help us and I hope everything's okay with you..." (repeat x3)

    • @3squareddesigns
      @3squareddesigns 4 роки тому +48

      Nova lol and don’t forget: are you pooping? 😂

    • @toribiogubert7729
      @toribiogubert7729 3 роки тому +36

      Du du du ru du du

    • @stevenjacobs8797
      @stevenjacobs8797 3 роки тому +31

      Do dodo dodo do Donuts!

    • @apharys8921
      @apharys8921 3 роки тому +52

      "Hiiieee it"s meee, Jester, how are you doiiing? I'm doing good, could be better though, you see my friends and I are in a bit-" (new message) "Oopsie that was too many words haha. Hi it's me Jester again, so sorry to bother you. But anyway as I was saying we're in-"
      This all from someone who doesn't want to waste a spell slot on healing someone. 😅

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 2 роки тому +45

      *Laudna casts message*
      The most godawful creepy echoes surrounding a perfectly normal and polite request.

  • @DarmanORC
    @DarmanORC 3 роки тому +114

    I LOVE how into character Liam gets. Its like watching theater at times. Wonderful cast of wonderful people!

    • @mingodingo
      @mingodingo Рік тому +3

      Almost like they're professional actors

  • @halloweenie_4204
    @halloweenie_4204 4 роки тому +118

    Since travis has had that sword the smile he has when playing grog has gotten slightly more wicked

  • @viralium104
    @viralium104 4 роки тому +101

    Man, Liam is such a good actor. He almost had me in tears, there.

  • @Taizen001
    @Taizen001 4 роки тому +662

    They're all such fantastic actors, but man I gotta shout out to Liam when he's doing drama. I sometimes completely forget that he's just acting and not actually being all emo

    • @SaneNoMore
      @SaneNoMore 3 роки тому +47

      I know he’s doing a good job acting because I’ve begun to find him annoying.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 3 роки тому +33

      let's not forget: in real life he was dealing with some family tragedy.

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +34

      @@SaneNoMore agree with Somekindaspy, he was dealing with some bad stuff IRL and they've all (Marisha, Matt, Taliesin, and Liam) that the game is therapy of a sorts where they can work through and process some stuff that they can't process at home. And knowing with what he was dealing with and having dealt with it myself...I kinda wish I'd stuck with the RP I was doing at the time and not shut everyone out and shut down. It probably would have been better.

    • @j.c.dicklegproductions9248
      @j.c.dicklegproductions9248 3 роки тому +2

      @@SaneNoMore no yeah fr, sneaking off without even letting anyone know where he was going ooc, then sneaking back and trying not to be seen by anyone. Also that he thinks Grog despises him

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz 3 роки тому +12

      He, Taliesin and Travis are the only ones that seem to feed the story back into their character and how it would affect them. The others are just playing a game and picking up the character beats when it suits.