When a woke girl reports a crime...

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  • Опубліковано 19 лют 2024
  • Written / Directed by: Zack Paris @RebelClubhouse
    "Woke Girl" played by Heidi Kurzejka
    "Cop" played by Ryan Kendrick @ryankendrick

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  • @Hammerdak
    @Hammerdak 2 місяці тому +5738

    She wasn’t robbed.
    She was uninformed as to the time and place at which she was to involuntarily donate her belongings to a more deserving , less established victim of our unjust retail based society.
    So it’s her fault!

    • @higado2
      @higado2 2 місяці тому +87

      HAHAHAHA! EXACLTLY!! Hehehe

    • @stanburk7392
      @stanburk7392 2 місяці тому +94

      Oh my god!! You've broken their code!

    • @chrism1719
      @chrism1719 2 місяці тому +84

      They were just looking for a better life, she is such a bigot.

    • @Hammerdak
      @Hammerdak 2 місяці тому +26

      @@MouglasDurraytheIll-mann-ed8kx… I never said I thought it was real.

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf 2 місяці тому

      She assumed they were white.
      RACIST.

  • @lewdjiggle2011
    @lewdjiggle2011 2 місяці тому +2444

    Imagine it in reverse if she said " they were black, so black, black as darkness, dark as coal."😂

    • @Christian-rb8wk
      @Christian-rb8wk 2 місяці тому

      brown as shit

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 місяці тому +55

      I imagined it, now what?

    • @johntitorii6676
      @johntitorii6676 2 місяці тому

      Now you are racist

    • @dericksmith2137
      @dericksmith2137 2 місяці тому +319

      Nope. Can’t do that, it’d be racist.
      Pointing out how white a person is is allowed. But…. Don’t you dare do it the other way around. 😂

    • @garycarpenter2932
      @garycarpenter2932 2 місяці тому +187

      @@krashd the channel would have been shut down. you know it, i know it and so does everyone else.

  • @samj1185
    @samj1185 2 місяці тому +2286

    I'm old enough to remember when what we now call 'woke' was simply called 'dumb'.

    • @tomasom4497
      @tomasom4497 Місяць тому +155

      I must be older than you. In my day, we called that emotionally disturbed and properly treated it as a mental health issue.

    • @rotciv1492
      @rotciv1492 Місяць тому +21

      It is better to have a sepparate word for when being dumb is socially encouraged.

    • @odinata
      @odinata Місяць тому +22

      "Woke" is simply a new term for "politically correct", which is just an attempt to insult people who don't think like you.

    • @tomasom4497
      @tomasom4497 Місяць тому +49

      @@odinata No, it's not an attempt, It's an actual insult. Stop trying to sound intellectually superior while defending the weak-minded. It's not working.

    • @sivaratnamasabaratnam8946
      @sivaratnamasabaratnam8946 Місяць тому +41

      ​@@odinataPolitical correctness is hippocrisy!

  • @chrisf217
    @chrisf217 2 місяці тому +739

    No enforcement needed. They identified as unguilty.

    • @roywempor8395
      @roywempor8395 Місяць тому +5

      I identify you as guilty

    • @eliben4066
      @eliben4066 Місяць тому +2

      @@roywempor8395yeah same. People named Chris are too privileged and don’t even know it. Then they name a show about how everyone hates them, like no, you don’t get to play the victim here, you’ve had enough representation. We need more Josh representation

    • @Necromonger69
      @Necromonger69 Місяць тому +1

      @@eliben4066 You speak the truth my woke socialist comrade

    • @XANDER_REED
      @XANDER_REED Місяць тому +2

      Well how can you convict somebody that identifies as innocent, that would be showing intolerance.

    • @GregoryKupershmidt
      @GregoryKupershmidt Місяць тому +1

      As funny as sad

  • @bowieupland6112
    @bowieupland6112 2 місяці тому +3690

    They should have never been allowed to vote.

    • @Thor_b
      @Thor_b 2 місяці тому +46

      💀👌🏽

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 2 місяці тому

      Repeal the 19th

    • @solidvsnake
      @solidvsnake 2 місяці тому +86

      It was rigged from the start

    • @rcnelson
      @rcnelson 2 місяці тому +131

      They? He? She? It? Be more specific.

    • @bowieupland6112
      @bowieupland6112 2 місяці тому +53

      @@solidvsnake
      Bet you the tunnel-diggers, rigged that too.

  • @RobRoy1372
    @RobRoy1372 2 місяці тому +1407

    The actor portraying the police deserves a academy award.

    • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
      @BIGBOSS-bu1jt 2 місяці тому +29

      actor?
      I thought this was a COPS episode

    • @lagaul5124
      @lagaul5124 2 місяці тому +50

      And the girl's expression at the end was perfect.

    • @camus25555
      @camus25555 2 місяці тому +9

      Police academy 12.

    • @neanda
      @neanda 2 місяці тому +19

      ​@@camus25555 that's actually a very good idea. they should do a new police academy with having to deal with all this woke madnessm it would funyy af

    • @user-it7lf7kk8m
      @user-it7lf7kk8m 2 місяці тому

      The girl actor needs to put some effort into growing some boobage, or is it a guy?

  • @malekodesouza7255
    @malekodesouza7255 Місяць тому +118

    I retired from LE after 26 years…you have no idea how accurate this is…

    • @dannylojkovic5205
      @dannylojkovic5205 Місяць тому +4

      People would actually not give you information in a specific manner?

    • @malekodesouza7255
      @malekodesouza7255 6 днів тому

      @@dannylojkovic5205 yep. Especially, after the GF riots. The virtue signaling was off the charts. White-liberal guilt is a bitch.

    • @malekodesouza7255
      @malekodesouza7255 6 днів тому +2

      @@dannylojkovic5205 yep. Especially after the GF riots. White-liberal guilt must suck. We had victims with “BLM” signs all over who were victimized by blacks and just couldn’t wrap their heads around it. It was pathetic.

    • @malekodesouza7255
      @malekodesouza7255 6 днів тому

      @@dannylojkovic5205 I tried answering you but YT keeps deleting it. Fucking commies.

  • @BrandonKnowsNothingAboutSports
    @BrandonKnowsNothingAboutSports Місяць тому +64

    She never told him it was okay to call her ma'am😡!
    😂😂😂

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 2 місяці тому +4556

    Carlin warned us.... the more syllabels and words used to describe a simple thing, the more humanity is stripped from the species.

    • @Freemelon07
      @Freemelon07 2 місяці тому +108

      Operational exhaustion.

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode 2 місяці тому +78

      Haha I saw that clip, he even joked about fat people being called people of size before it became the normal phrase

    • @CDWCAULDRON
      @CDWCAULDRON 2 місяці тому +27

      Gorge Carlin some where Laughing at us Now and I can Hear Him.
      the state by state freak prison sounds Good Now right ?

    • @arnijulian6241
      @arnijulian6241 2 місяці тому

      Do keep in mind most socialists are so ridiculous they hold these political talking points yet usually have never read Marx's work that has it's origins in the political mess that is the French revolution that gave way to continental political theory for a start.
      I miss when British politics was the norm but you would need to be literate to understand that for a start to read the classic trio empiricists to even get a grasp.
      People get involved in governance or have to have an opinion yet have no idea what they are on about in the slightest!

    • @kinggrooms7473
      @kinggrooms7473 2 місяці тому +15

      All hail the great Carlin 😮

  • @constancemajchrzak9472
    @constancemajchrzak9472 2 місяці тому +1367

    WHY is she going to the cops if "they" want to defund the police? 😮😅

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 2 місяці тому

      Good one. Though the serious answer is that they actually LOOOOOVE cops, as long as the cops are persecuting their enemies. The Wokies absolutely worship the FBI when they’re censoring conservatives. They love the ATF when they take guns away from gun owners. They only pretend to hate cops when it’s politically expedient. Cops are a tool of the state. Armed agents who generally just follow any and all orders they’re given. There were no mass resignations of police across the nation when they received orders to close churches and arrest worshippers. The wokies cheered for the police when they did those things. They only “hate” cops when there is some racial or social point to be made. The leftists worship big government power as a default of their social-political ideology. This is basic communism 101. They can’t hate the police. They can use them, and by hating or loving them at different points, that’s what they’re doing. They’re using the police. This is why I find it strange that older conservatives love cops so much as well. That’s a commie thing. But most conservatives and leftists aren’t very different, they both love the big nanny state. They just want THEIR political sports all team to be the one running it.

    • @flyoverkid55
      @flyoverkid55 2 місяці тому +184

      The police are always wrong, until the crime happens to Wendy Woke.

    • @jeffholt9437
      @jeffholt9437 2 місяці тому +83

      It's called cognitive dissonance.....

    • @incurableromantic4006
      @incurableromantic4006 2 місяці тому +68

      As the mostly peaceful protests taught us - they scream for police anytime they think they can use them to their own advantage.

    • @ManOfMonism
      @ManOfMonism 2 місяці тому +14

      Oh, that's only for other people. Assuming their gender is a criminal offence nowadays. Be careful!

  • @user-dy4rz9nu1p
    @user-dy4rz9nu1p 2 місяці тому +162

    "Confuse them with their own bullshit" - Some smart person

  • @scipher99
    @scipher99 Місяць тому +8

    The look at the end was priceless. You can literally see the BSOD error in real-time on her facial expression. Great skit.

  • @RedVandal626
    @RedVandal626 2 місяці тому +1759

    I love the transracial argument it totally pokes a hole in their logic

    • @FreelancerWashington
      @FreelancerWashington 2 місяці тому +139

      But... But... THAT'S DIFFERENT!

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 2 місяці тому +27

      Is it their logic.

    • @johnwong5317
      @johnwong5317 2 місяці тому

      Already a story about trans-racial women who think she was Black and now she gets cancel by the alphabet groups.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 2 місяці тому +111

      They don't care about logic or hypocrisy. It actually doesn't matter if you make a clever argument.

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 2 місяці тому +104

      It doesn't because they don't adhere to logic. Whatever suits their interests is the truth.

  • @lagaul5124
    @lagaul5124 2 місяці тому +976

    He just melted her brain at the end. Her expression was perfect. Good comedy.

    • @Edi_J
      @Edi_J 2 місяці тому +33

      It would be a comedy if it wasn't the harsh reality.

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 2 місяці тому +14

      I have to agree. It was great acting, you could almost see the hamster fainting.

    • @0ntimetaiment921
      @0ntimetaiment921 2 місяці тому +1

      Would have been a lot funnier if he had just walked away the moment she said the assailant was white. This way it was extremely predictable, as most political comedy is.

    • @scottrussell2281
      @scottrussell2281 2 місяці тому +9

      It would be funnier if it wasn't as close to reality as it is.

    • @scottrussell2281
      @scottrussell2281 2 місяці тому +3

      @@JohnJ469 LMAO!!! I LOVE this. You sir, win the internet today! LOL

  • @iam0verl0rd63
    @iam0verl0rd63 2 місяці тому +30

    That bit at the end with his Exit-look was priceless.

  • @cmdrthorium1554
    @cmdrthorium1554 Місяць тому +3

    Excellent! Need more, I'm hooked.😂

  • @mouttremblay6828
    @mouttremblay6828 2 місяці тому +2510

    I used to be woke. The smallest thing would get me triggered. I protested everything that offended me, and demanded it all be cancelled. Read until the end. Finally I outgrew it, and went to preschool. 🤣🤣😂

    • @Mopsie
      @Mopsie 2 місяці тому +34

      Nice copy pasted comment

    • @videos40058
      @videos40058 2 місяці тому +30

      YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT OR YOU JUST DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE DOES THAT? GROU OUT OF THIS BAD HABBIT. @@Mopsie

    • @videos40058
      @videos40058 2 місяці тому

      DID YOU EVER THOUTH THAT IF THE TOILET IS BREAKING UNDER YOU.... DID YOU IMAGINED THE DAMAGE YOU WILL GET TO YOUR HUGE BUM? THERE GOING TO BE ALOT OF SHARP LIKE BLADES EDGES AND JUST IMAGINE WHAT CAN YOU DO YOU YOUR ASS.

    • @celinreyes1983
      @celinreyes1983 2 місяці тому +10

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @avarion9538
      @avarion9538 2 місяці тому +4

      and how many did you offend with your wokeness, hmmm? 😡

  • @THE_GOONIES_753
    @THE_GOONIES_753 2 місяці тому +476

    This is not a skit, it's a re-enactment.

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 2 місяці тому +3

      but for real though, this skit is a copy of Police Officers, but not as good

    • @RealPackCat
      @RealPackCat 2 місяці тому

      live video replay

    • @QsPracticalNonsense
      @QsPracticalNonsense 2 місяці тому +3

      I think I saw this on cops last week

    • @dixiefish0173
      @dixiefish0173 2 місяці тому

      That’s the plot twist 😂

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 Місяць тому +1

      Can’t be a re-enactment if it never happened.

  • @jcpalmer6051
    @jcpalmer6051 Місяць тому +21

    These two should have their own comedy show! People like me who don't watch SNL anymore would watch for sure! Lol!

  • @winstonMarry
    @winstonMarry Місяць тому +3

    I love this XD "I dont know what they were", the look on his face XD

  • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
    @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 2 місяці тому +1401

    When satire becomes reality.
    We have hit rock bottom.

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi 2 місяці тому +46

      She was missing the nose ring, face tattoo, blue hair yet the rest was close to accurate.

    • @thorham1346
      @thorham1346 2 місяці тому +8

      Rock bottom? You forget how bad it was in the past.

    • @ahcapella
      @ahcapella 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@NTJedi Also, she didn’t use _up-speak,_ the verbal inflection that makes Gen Y-ers sound as if they’re constantly asking questions, while actually making statements. “I had just eaten this vegan dinner? and it was really bad? miso tofu? and there was this coconut-bacon on top?”

    • @caveatlector2671
      @caveatlector2671 2 місяці тому +7

      More like life has left satire behind and gone full potato.
      Also, silly you, thinking there is a bottom... 🤪

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 2 місяці тому +14

      @@thorham1346 Enlighten us. How bad was it?

  • @brookskull1404
    @brookskull1404 2 місяці тому +279

    Police man started to speak her language 🤣🤣🤣 and left her head goes "error 404" 😂😂😂😂

    • @MuhammadAbdullah-kx3kn
      @MuhammadAbdullah-kx3kn Місяць тому +23

      I identify as a *Trans Financial,* which means that *I am a rich man stuck in a broke man's body,* and that is one of the HARDEST things that I have to deal with in life 😭😭 Now help me in my transition 🤑🤑

    • @morsikpl
      @morsikpl Місяць тому +2

      rather 500 instead of 404...

  • @randomguy_069
    @randomguy_069 Місяць тому +2

    Need more of this...brilliant.

  • @pantikaiser
    @pantikaiser Місяць тому +2

    the acting of both was so freaking good omg-

  • @glennreeve9686
    @glennreeve9686 2 місяці тому +213

    I'm surprised she didn't pull him up for saying "Maam".

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 2 місяці тому +4

      Upon hearing the first 2 sentences of a "victims" statement, LEA's should treat calls like this just the way this skit ended.

    • @ps4games164
      @ps4games164 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah the nightmare would start even with this.

  • @princez413
    @princez413 2 місяці тому +848

    Simplicity is truth.
    As a species we have regressed.

    • @89playstation65
      @89playstation65 2 місяці тому +28

      No the radical left has regressed. We are progressing. We just need to wait to make our move.

    • @CDWCAULDRON
      @CDWCAULDRON 2 місяці тому +3

      @@89playstation65 Or we could do what Gorge Carlin suggested.
      hand out selfie sticks.
      1 years it will sort itself out !

    • @a64738
      @a64738 2 місяці тому

      The regression is 100% deliberate on purpose and it is part of "the great reset" ruining modern society so they later can "save us" with their NWO world government.

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 2 місяці тому +9

      @@89playstation65 "Caveman no likey big word. CAVEMAN SMASH. Smashy always fix"

    • @samwisethebrave288
      @samwisethebrave288 2 місяці тому +6

      "We"? Leave me out of it.😅

  • @AmericanRoadWarrior23
    @AmericanRoadWarrior23 Місяць тому +4

    I hope you make more videos, this one’s pretty funny 😂

  • @tazzess
    @tazzess Місяць тому +2

    That is a master piece work ...great job 🤗

  • @josephwarra5043
    @josephwarra5043 2 місяці тому +254

    "Beauty fades, Skills dull, Knowledge is forgotten, but STUPID is FOREVER!" -- MR

    • @TheRhalf
      @TheRhalf 2 місяці тому +6

      Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the far future, there is only WOKE

    • @nocomment6421
      @nocomment6421 2 місяці тому

      I mean right wing people are the litteral opposite. Sometimes i wonder If it just is a coincidence If the people either cant see by the genitals in their pants if they are male or female OR struggle with skin colour and Religion to decide their or others abilites and habits by prejudging everyone unfairly and overestimate themself.

    • @oledennis6918
      @oledennis6918 2 місяці тому

      You CAN fix stupid just ask a liberal. They'll tell you they have a solution, but need to tax the smart.

  • @joesmith1574
    @joesmith1574 2 місяці тому +117

    That last bit stumped her good. This society will get to this soon enough, if it hasn’t already.

    • @korbell1089
      @korbell1089 2 місяці тому +8

      I present Rachel Dolezal to you.🤣🤣

    • @Guardian582
      @Guardian582 2 місяці тому +4

      its already here

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 2 місяці тому +5

      Dude!
      America is already at this point!

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 2 місяці тому

      I think it's already been years since that British guy became "trans-Korean" and then trans youtubers started saying "ugh, you can't be transracial that's just stupid, btw I'm a woman with a penis". And people interviewed on the street on "why can't a white person transition to black" and saying "no, because it's your DNA" but having a penis is not in your DNA. So yea we're definitely past that point.

    • @mikeismisty
      @mikeismisty Місяць тому

      What point? What's happening?

  • @DabNaggit
    @DabNaggit Місяць тому +1

    "Not really"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @tehice23
    @tehice23 2 місяці тому +3

    Hahahaha, that got the gears turning 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GSpotter63
    @GSpotter63 2 місяці тому +132

    The reason this is so funny is because it's accurate.
    It is very hard to live in reality when you refuse to accept any of it.

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam Місяць тому +1

      Thank God I don't live in the West. People are still normal here.

    • @GSpotter63
      @GSpotter63 Місяць тому +1

      @@Amghannam
      Where is here? Perhaps I should move...

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam Місяць тому +1

      @@GSpotter63 In Egypt, but then you are sacrificing it by living in a poor country and having no money 🤷‍♀

  • @The-Contractor
    @The-Contractor 2 місяці тому +323

    Hilarious!! Her face at the end. Priceless. Solid acting all the way around. Liked and Subscribed.

    • @Revick_Revas
      @Revick_Revas 2 місяці тому +9

      Woke XP has stopped working.

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 2 місяці тому

      Hilarious? this skit is a copy, but worse. Watch Police Officers by Superwog1. far better. you've subbed to stolen jokes

    • @Hardin9
      @Hardin9 Місяць тому

      This parody has no humor value because it makes no sense, it's equating different subject matters that have no relevance to each other, the first 30 seconds of it shredded its credibility.

    • @smokinpoppin
      @smokinpoppin 13 днів тому

      @@Hardin9 it's not suppose to make sense they are literally trolling people who think this way if you had a shred of common sense you would know that already

    • @Hardin9
      @Hardin9 13 днів тому

      @@smokinpoppin Try re reading my comment, I specifically said it's equating different subject matters that are mutually exclusive to each other, and I argued that the first 30 seconds is an example, the first 30 seconds destroyed the parody's credibility.

  • @FrankBelluardo759
    @FrankBelluardo759 Місяць тому

    Her look at the end…priceless 😂

  • @berserkirclaws107
    @berserkirclaws107 7 днів тому

    This is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
    How come you got just 2 videos 😳🤷‍♂️😊

  • @roys8870
    @roys8870 2 місяці тому +464

    Woke people should not report any "crime". It is so racist and unbecoming of their wokeness. If they get mugged or raped, they should just give in, relax, and try to enjoy the experience as to avoid any drama.

    • @bugwar5545
      @bugwar5545 2 місяці тому +20

      Yep.

    • @kompak
      @kompak 2 місяці тому +58

      I don't know if they know what crime is at this point actually... Their mind has been abused so much, they wouldn't recognize right from wrong.

    • @andyman8630
      @andyman8630 2 місяці тому +22

      @@kompak
      nor right from left, mistaking directions for political affiliations

    • @jamescollins3647
      @jamescollins3647 2 місяці тому

      Unless the perp is a white man, of course.

    • @bailey9r
      @bailey9r 2 місяці тому +26

      Because if they appear to not enjoy it they might hurt the attackers already obviously hurt ego! ;

  • @It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin
    @It_Puts_The_Lotion_On_Its_Skin 2 місяці тому +79

    All the criminals are rubbing their hands like birdman.

    • @drahcirnevarc9152
      @drahcirnevarc9152 2 місяці тому +15

      *birdperson
      Sorry. I do apologise.
      *birdperoffspring

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara Місяць тому

      Criminals: *_"It's freeee real estate~."_* 🙏

  • @jcpalmer6051
    @jcpalmer6051 Місяць тому +2

    This is some of the best stuff!

  • @berlanddix648
    @berlanddix648 20 днів тому +1

    Reality changes so fast it will be considered a normal scene and not a joke in a year or 2.

  • @scottrussell2281
    @scottrussell2281 2 місяці тому +131

    I'm reminded of Ron White when he went into a diatribe of how all the things you can change surgically to look how you want to look, "but you can't fix stupid".

  • @Unmannedair
    @Unmannedair 2 місяці тому +74

    Damn girl... You're a really knockout actor. Gave me instant flashbacks to my ex. 😂
    A good actor can play a role, a great actor can make you feel something, but an epic actor can make you hate them. 😅👍
    Nailed it.

    • @NostalgiaforInfinity
      @NostalgiaforInfinity Місяць тому +1

      "actor"
      Are you trying to be gender neutral towards "them"?

  • @revolver_84
    @revolver_84 Місяць тому +1

    Every crime reported in Edinburgh since the new hate crime law was introduced.

  • @jasonray7906
    @jasonray7906 Місяць тому +2

    comedy gold ty for the video.

  • @PolkRidgeAesthete
    @PolkRidgeAesthete 2 місяці тому +103

    That last moment means everything. Bravo!!!!!

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 2 місяці тому +3

      This is how all LEA's should respond, after hearing they first 3 statements of a person like this.
      They deserve what they tolerate.

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 2 місяці тому +2

      I made 1 comment before this one, if it's missing, you know Y.

  • @kevincaruthers5412
    @kevincaruthers5412 2 місяці тому +180

    Waiting to see how many people are offended.
    :)

    • @boedilllard5952
      @boedilllard5952 2 місяці тому +44

      Why do you assume they identify as peoeple!? Hashtag triggerred!

    • @Ananonymousguy-nk9oj
      @Ananonymousguy-nk9oj 2 місяці тому

      @@boedilllard5952True, many identify as animals (spoiler alert: They aren't)

    • @anonydun82fgoog35
      @anonydun82fgoog35 2 місяці тому +24

      "It has been brought to my attention that I have offended some of you. I am truly sorry for this, as my intention was to offend all of you"

    • @TheLeebo1962
      @TheLeebo1962 2 місяці тому +12

      not me. i haven't been told what to be offended by today, so i don't know if this qualifies or not. i need to call my life woke coach now, before i have a breakdown from not knowing.

    • @FlyGuy2000
      @FlyGuy2000 2 місяці тому

      @@boedilllard5952This, I am literally shaking right now.

  • @carlmaster9690
    @carlmaster9690 Місяць тому

    That end bit where he says "they maybe trans-racial" had me in stitches! He played her at her own game! 😂

  • @jamesmchugo9422
    @jamesmchugo9422 2 місяці тому +11

    😂😂😂 the last 5 seconds makes it all worth it! 😂😂😂

  • @cheese1ak
    @cheese1ak 2 місяці тому +161

    It's not a comedy sketch, it's a documentary 😅

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 2 місяці тому +2

      no, its a copy of an actual funny video. do yourself a favour and search Police Officers by superwog1. (which this channel sole the script from). which is far more funny than this poor effort

    • @cheese1ak
      @cheese1ak 2 місяці тому +1

      @BlueRain-xw1gs cool, I'll check it out, thanks!

    • @chrisbow1776
      @chrisbow1776 Місяць тому +3

      They need to make part two of the prothetic documentary known as Idiocracy, but now they need to include all this woke ID politics nonsense in it. If you have not seen that film, its stupid but funny and does show our future.

    • @skywatcher3133
      @skywatcher3133 Місяць тому

      Surely not ?? They have to be actors- there can't be people as dumb as that girl!

  • @pathfinder9759
    @pathfinder9759 2 місяці тому +41

    The ending is fantastic. She was completely caught off guard.

  • @idklol4056
    @idklol4056 Місяць тому +1

    LOL THE LAST PART

  • @stevefox3763
    @stevefox3763 Місяць тому

    Oh my ribs, i was laughing throughout but the very end killed me lol

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 2 місяці тому +42

    No wonder she can't answer the question. "Specific" has the same root as "species," and we all know there's no such identifiable thing as species since we can be anything we choose to be.

    • @theunknowngamer5477
      @theunknowngamer5477 2 місяці тому

      A virus of derangement claims gender and race are a social construct.
      The problem is not the insult from insanity, it is how to disable control.

  • @immikeurnot
    @immikeurnot 2 місяці тому +58

    "Housed people steal stuff, too!"
    "Not really."

    • @cpK054L
      @cpK054L 2 місяці тому +6

      Section 8 people steal stuff

    • @timonsolus
      @timonsolus 2 місяці тому +9

      Actually they do. Stealing packages off people’s doorsteps is becoming a pastime for many Americans with homes and cars.

    • @Mantixion
      @Mantixion 2 місяці тому +1

      @@timonsolus True that

  • @hawkcybergear
    @hawkcybergear Місяць тому

    The "Oh no my adopted logic used against me" expression
    (- o ')

  • @sunso1991
    @sunso1991 2 місяці тому +104

    she should be proud that she involuntarily donated to a less fortunate person,
    from the sound of it, that person had a healing experience and hopefully on the road to recovery
    or maybe they can just come back to find her again later if they still need more money and healing

    • @GhostForce-yd5nx
      @GhostForce-yd5nx 2 місяці тому +4

      That jacket has to be worth at least one hit on the pipe to the less fortunate?

    • @thac0twenty377
      @thac0twenty377 Місяць тому +3

      that's what Jesus would do

  • @googlecontrolled
    @googlecontrolled 2 місяці тому +75

    "A victim of a capitalist society" It says stood there in a puffa jacket😂

    • @HQBergeron
      @HQBergeron 2 місяці тому +8

      Not to mention the designer purse “they” stole.

  • @imeverywhereandnowhere56
    @imeverywhereandnowhere56 Місяць тому

    hahaha that end comment. Gold.

  • @despinoza6205
    @despinoza6205 18 днів тому

    😂😂 comedy gold. Thanks for this

  • @royzview6254
    @royzview6254 2 місяці тому +110

    So acurate it's uncanny.

  • @pastormartinez4676
    @pastormartinez4676 2 місяці тому +74

    Thousands of years of evolution and social studies,cultural education,science development and political interaction and this is where we are!!!🤦
    These youth are our bright future 😬

    • @JosephHandibode
      @JosephHandibode 2 місяці тому

      what happens when let liberals decide society norms. liberals hate everyone so do you think we should let them decide norms?

    • @pathfinder9759
      @pathfinder9759 2 місяці тому +3

      The future is as bright as a night light.

    • @wlonsdale1
      @wlonsdale1 2 місяці тому

      NO, we haven't evolved. We're still humans. We're not some new species.

  • @PM-wt3ye
    @PM-wt3ye 29 днів тому

    Best question/argument, need to remeber this when somes says such bullshit as she did in the clip 😂

  • @hillbilly4christ638
    @hillbilly4christ638 Місяць тому +1

    She told this story to another cop and that is how she got the bloody nose.

  • @chrisbancs22
    @chrisbancs22 2 місяці тому +64

    Close, but not quite Crazy enough to represent what's actually going on in America.👍

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 місяці тому +2

      Really? looks pretty accurate for the big cities.

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Thurgosh_OG
      I think OP meant that it's even *worse* in real life.

  • @stevedenis8292
    @stevedenis8292 2 місяці тому +138

    I'm ashamed that she did not accept that they were empowering themselves by showing off their thing bits . In fact she seems to be very phobic and several of the ist's . I should get a gold metal for the mental gymnastics I just preformed. Sarcasm is fun.

    • @anshadedavana
      @anshadedavana 2 місяці тому +8

      Excuse me, did you just assumed that person's gender?. How dare you to assume that thing is a female?.

    • @michaelcampbell3967
      @michaelcampbell3967 2 місяці тому +8

      Your sarcasm is their truth. That’s scary!

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 2 місяці тому

      @@anshadedavana Good point . I guess the moral of the story is that it should not matter way other people think of you it does not diminish your self value. Unless you have no self value and need constant reaffirmation from others.

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 2 місяці тому

      a gold metal? Is there more than one gold metal?
      I think you mean a gold medal. Learn the difference. Especially if you're going to play word games.

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 2 місяці тому +5

      @@gwouru How dare you not recognize the different forms of gold.

  • @F150customs
    @F150customs Місяць тому

    We literally just watched her head explode at the end 🤯😂😂😂😂😂

  • @troytempest9071
    @troytempest9071 Місяць тому +1

    She said "Are you going to put HIM in a custody suite?" OMG.

  • @williamreilly2567
    @williamreilly2567 2 місяці тому +18

    So on point, except she never used the word "like"; during a 2 minute conversation I'd expect that her to say it AT LEAST 20 times.

    • @user-ym1hb1xo1i
      @user-ym1hb1xo1i Місяць тому +1

      As a teacher once explained to me... It ISN'T like something - it IS something!!

  • @marvelstark3797
    @marvelstark3797 2 місяці тому +23

    as what ricky gervais have said in his joke "being woke is a waste of time" 😂

  • @Cod3_nam3
    @Cod3_nam3 Місяць тому

    We need more jokes like that 😂

  • @jocelyneragan2791
    @jocelyneragan2791 4 дні тому

    When you leave your early childhood learning to "lets see what tv has to teach you"

  • @allenreddick7600
    @allenreddick7600 2 місяці тому +69

    Jussie smollet

  • @rontheoracle
    @rontheoracle 2 місяці тому +21

    Can't explain "idiotic experience" better than she does. 👍👍

  • @nikinaredav4794
    @nikinaredav4794 Місяць тому +1

    Thumbnail makes her look like Ralph Fiennes's Amon Göth which explains her personality I guess 😂

  • @polinco737
    @polinco737 18 днів тому +1

    She's also not wearing a bra, not that she needs to... And I'm ALL FOR IT!!

  • @taravati181
    @taravati181 2 місяці тому +64

    If this wasnt really how things are going right now it might actually be funny but it just made me more depressed 😢

  • @RaZoRBeLtRaN
    @RaZoRBeLtRaN 2 місяці тому +9

    Damn he broke her with that last statement 😅😂😂😂

  • @pedroRodriguesMD
    @pedroRodriguesMD Місяць тому

    That ending 😂

  • @dldl3095
    @dldl3095 Місяць тому

    Was about to comment “such a waste of a dominant female voice” but then I felt like the video abit too staged and checked the video description 😂 nice voice there channel owner ❤

  • @ChristyReeseNoJohnyNonsense
    @ChristyReeseNoJohnyNonsense 2 місяці тому +17

    Spot on.
    Those who have you believe in absurdities will have you commit atrocities
    Voltaire

    • @MercilessIdiot
      @MercilessIdiot Місяць тому

      Just to ask, when do they ever say Anthony about the thief's beliefs? Because so far the only true atrocity i've seen, excerpt for this comment section of course, is the robbery itself...

  • @nunziocombattelli6311
    @nunziocombattelli6311 2 місяці тому +20

    I’ve never seen your channel before but YT recommended it and I’m glad I clicked! This was hilarious 😂

  • @notspoileratall5471
    @notspoileratall5471 Місяць тому

    That last second with her like: "...OMG you are SO RIGHT! I am just assuming their race by their looks!"

  • @annemiller8227
    @annemiller8227 Місяць тому +1

    I have to laugh and think they developed this skit after watching MadtV and Ms Swan "he look-a like a mon" skit

  • @doom9242
    @doom9242 2 місяці тому +21

    Standing ovation

  • @t-dog8528
    @t-dog8528 2 місяці тому +26

    Omg i nearly shit myself laughing

  • @katprime2386
    @katprime2386 Місяць тому

    Love that ending part!😂😂

  • @amirordibi1348
    @amirordibi1348 Місяць тому

    "And be specific"
    *gives life story*

  • @saugod
    @saugod 2 місяці тому +27

    The legend returns.....with another awesome video.

    • @BlueRain-xw1gs
      @BlueRain-xw1gs 2 місяці тому

      ehhh, yeah taken the same script from Police Officers, this is unoriginal

  • @marcelnowakowski945
    @marcelnowakowski945 2 місяці тому +16

    Absolutely awesome!
    Thank you!

  • @michaelriddick7116
    @michaelriddick7116 2 місяці тому

    Reminds me of the skit where Ms. Swan reports a crime 😁🤣😂🤣😂

  • @rettjs01
    @rettjs01 Місяць тому +1

    Keep making videos. You're great.

  • @pavlovshouse77
    @pavlovshouse77 2 місяці тому +10

    I must say I love documentaries like this, that can get such honest in your face slices of reality.

  • @tennisace40
    @tennisace40 2 місяці тому +46

    Perfect reason why 25 should be voting age.

    • @Wirmish
      @Wirmish 2 місяці тому

      No need for a voting age.
      Only need an IQ test before voting.
      But the computer will not tell you the result of the test and just secretly reject your vote if you fail.

    • @andrewthompson5728
      @andrewthompson5728 2 місяці тому +9

      Make it 35.

    • @TroySavary
      @TroySavary 2 місяці тому +6

      Make it like the old days where only landowners could vote.

    • @tennisace40
      @tennisace40 2 місяці тому

      @@christopherhorner-ox4xn yes and social media makes it very clear those under 25 are not well informed about things that will affect everyone. Most are still locked in their clique bubbles. They are sheep. When they get out on their own they wise up , most anyway.

    • @LeXofLeviafan
      @LeXofLeviafan 2 місяці тому +2

      Do you really believe they get better at 25?

  • @slickedrightback
    @slickedrightback Місяць тому

    Lmfao brilliant, liked and subscribed❤❤

  • @khdmhd2947
    @khdmhd2947 2 місяці тому

    I can't even 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @katsuonakamoto9199
    @katsuonakamoto9199 2 місяці тому +11

    it's fun to watch american things when you're from eastern europe

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 місяці тому +2

      You make it sound like your country only got TV this year.

  • @BendixX69
    @BendixX69 2 місяці тому +3

    Damn, I can’t distinguish parody from reality anymore.

    • @terrywilson9500
      @terrywilson9500 2 місяці тому +1

      That’s so true, unfortunate but true. I agree!

  • @pquilty79
    @pquilty79 Місяць тому +1

    Brilliant. Barely even satire, just a demonstration how nuts a segment of the population is

    • @alphasaft2130
      @alphasaft2130 8 днів тому

      I'm posting it here cuz why not. I... tend to tell I'm woke. Or at least, you would identify me as such. I mean, I'm concerned by inequalities, think people could use better life conditions and less shitty-paid jobs, and support LGBT people. But look, I'm not like those portrayed in that video. Sure, there is people like these, and I already met some. But thinking we're all like this is just wrong. If I'm getting robbed by a black man, that looks like a man, and wears ruined clothes, I'm gonna tell it as is : likely homeless black man. I don't care if he's actually a transgender (or transracial lol) or God knows what is the latest trend, he robbed me, no pity. And I'm actually upset by the woman here too !
      The point is : I laughed at this because that's legitimately funny. But "woke" became a word that's solely used to despise people, and _this_ isn't what's really going on. We're not stupid, actually. That "segment of the population" you're talking about actually exists - there always is, always were, and always will be, out-of-control people that go totally nuts -, but that's less than 0.01% of the left-leaning people, which is then overrepresented in medias to 100%, precisely because those medias want you to believe there is not discussion that's possible with the "woke morons".

  • @richardlemons8196
    @richardlemons8196 Місяць тому

    LMAO a "...custody suite"

  • @johnnordman8248
    @johnnordman8248 2 місяці тому +10

    Hahahahaha Damn.... I almost pissed myself laughing so hard because I can actually see this happening!!! 🤣🤣🤣