Being left handed, the whole world was set up for the right handed person's/people/ non gender unknowns and the regular folk. But some day we will rise up and make everybody use left handed scissors 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Soon 🤫
That is funny, but LGBTQPxxx would be offended, for they say that a child is not personality. They say that they can kill him in mothers womb because it is not personality. Leftists are baby killers.
The only time I have to deal with it is watching these videos... oh, and being subjected to zombies wearing masks when they are alone in their car or walking by themselves on the sidewalk. Help me.
Super exhausting and that's why I will go out of my way to avoid it at all costs. The place where I work has a day crew and a night crew, but the night crew is compromised of only people like this who love the confusion. I hate waking up early and wish that I could switch to the night crew, but I just have to deal with being tired all day because I know that I would get fired ASAP for not going along with the pronoun nonsense if I switched to the night crew so I could sleep in later..
Logical... The common usage of the same body while driving is not allowed well not in my European country. Only a single person is allowed in the driver seat ergo they must not be allowed to drive 😁😇😂
100% true and sad. This video shows perfectly how ridiculous the situation is getting... and we're going down, our society is doomed if this doesn't stop.
Wait wait , in my country it's wide spread yet. Still can't imagine these kinds of conversation in real life. I hope % of such conversations are very low.
Somehow they don't realize that if everything is an arbitrary social construct, so is their statement declaring it so ... as well as the grammar, sentence structure, noun-verb agreement, of said statement etc.
Great point. How often are social constructs used and beneficial to them!?!?! But when it comes to a "construct"(but also biological nature!) that helps us use context in a conversation to know who and how many people and not have to say names and numbers all the time is something we shouldn't sacrifice for "me me me".
Even in that world we'll still have to find some island somewhere to ship them off to if there gets to be too many. Otherwise they'll be blocking traffic, burning buildings etc. and interrupting sanity.
Normal is just your definition for yourself, all the rest of they are normal too but them don't continually align with perceived judgemental jerkoffs. Your just jelly.
I am a.grammar teacher and when a new staff member introduced herself as having pronouns they/them/their, I told her, I'm sorry. That is against my deeply held beliefs in subject/verb agreement. I cannot tell my students to refer to you as a plural pronoun. She couldn't say much back to that. She quit after a few months, thank God!
We have a customer that uses they/them in their email signature. I was adamant that unless that person has multiple personalities, that pronoun is grammatically incorrect and I would not use them. - I have been steered clear of working with that customer. :D
If I was the cop, the only response would be," I identify as 'sane', so I don't care about your BS. Here's your ticket, and if you would like the number for mental health services, I will be happy to provide you with it. Thank you ma'am." My tolerance with all this immature nonsense is at an end.
my doctor's office keeps sending me reminders to "update my record" in my online account. What they want is for me to input my preferred pronouns, my "gender", and my sexual orientation. I refuse to do it. I've been seeing this doctor for 5 years now. If he hasn't figured the first two out by now, I need a new doctor. The third is really none of his business.
I have a 6'4" math teacher friend that was being disciplined for not using the desired pronoun on a girl student. He decided to show up to the hearing dressed as a hooker in heals, wig, lipstick, short skirt the whole 9 yards. He was laughed at and is now suing the school board and the teachers union.
Absolutely classic! The turnabout moment was priceless. I was introduced to a non-binary person at a wedding who used they/them. I told "them" that I identify as a cranky rigid forgetful old man and the pronoun stuff severely triggered me because I can't keep up. I asked "them" to please respect my mental impairment and allow me to use traditional pronouns. "They" didn’t know what to say.
@@lindamann8520 Turnabout is fair play. How can they deny the wishes of an old man with mental issues? It's your triggering against my triggering. And you can up the ante. Next time this happens I'm going to tell them non-traditional pronouns give me seizures. How do your feelings stack up against my neurological disease you callous jerk? You must have disease-phobia.
I dont use twitter or any of that, but someone should seriously send this skit to Mike Judd... Its right down the isle of the " idiocracy" movie. very well thought out and written. I just enjoyed it.
Why a queen? Why not a king? (I'm just asking a question okay cuz it might seem something else) Actually here in India anyone can call themselves as "we" (and it isn't related to gender) and it's because in historical period well-educated/big people used to do so irrespective of their gender and still would be considered a single person and not multiple like in this video.... But today rarely anyone uses "we" for themselves and definitely no one from young generation.
@@iamjust1normalgirlfromindi446 That relates to the British colonization of India. In English, there is a rarely used form of the "we" pronoun known as the, "majestic plural" that may be used by the crown (regardless of King or Queen) and is in essence, the King or Queen using "we" to represent their entire country/nation-state in speech, since they are the _de jure_ heads of state.
I will carry a paper on me, full with words, and if I ever talk to someone that says "this is my pronouns" I will give the paper and say "this is my pronoun, if you dont use them every time you speak to me I will sue you".
That really happened in Seattle. A male officer was chastised by a crowd of students, while giving a female a pat down looking for weapons. When confronted with 'don't you have a female officer who can do this?' His reply was 'how do you know I don't identify as female?'
I work in a prison. Some of the offenders claim to be “trans”. In order to avoid “triggering” them, we call them by their last name. That way, no pronouns are needed.
@@nicolab2075 it might be taken that way, but they also might not wish to be referred to by their captivity identifier, either, something they didn’t choose (except by their acts that got them assigned one), which is also their logic if you call them by a personal pronoun assigned at birth via tradition. It could go either way: insisting on their preferred pronoun is a way they exert power over others, so the only way to know how each will react is to test it on each one individually.
A few years ago when this whole gender pronoun nonsense was beginning to trend, a college student totally trolled his college in this way. A professor asked him what pronoun he’d like to be called, so he told them, “His majesty.” Everyone was shocked with anger and disbelief. People argued against it, but he won the argument cuz there was nothing in the student handbook against his choice. He became the most hated man on that campus for throwing their gender pronoun absurdity in their face. The guy’s name is Grant Strobl. Look it up. It was great.
@Samir Dončić : Haha. I exaggerated a bit. He had plenty of support both on campus and from across the country, but also plenty of hate and disgust against him as well. There were other like-minded students who did it too, but his was the most original so he got the most attention for it. Some people on campus tried to find ways to punish him for it, but there was ultimately nothing they could do about it.
I solve it by insisting "they" use my pronouns. I tell "them" my pronouns are, "your royal highness, your majesty, and your serene highness." I then insist "they" use my pronouns. This shows "them" how pretentiously stupid "they" are.
I loved it, but especially when S-H-E, yes SHE pulled out her big file of boosters with such zeal and enthusiasm right after refusing to show a simple ID! That was EPIC for me!
My brother in law just left the highway patrol after 20 years because he had to ask what the pronoun of the person is of the vehicle and then go back to his car and run it through the cheat sheet on how to proceed from there. The law is different depending on how you identify. This Babylon Bee isn't far off. I wonder if they did it because they are in California like he was. He retired and moved to Tennessee a few weeks ago. He knew any day he was going to get shot because of all of this crazy stuff going on.
@@MyDyerMaker My family goes back in TN to before the Battle of Kings Mountain. TN has GOOD laws and they have been interpreted by the Courts fairly. But I know there is movement of foot to turn Nashville like Austin. And they are calling Memphis " The Seattle of the South". But a Memphis judge put one of the founders of BLM Pamela Moses IN JAIL for voting illegally in Shelby County. We like law and order in this state.
As Chapelle said in an anecdote about his friend’s warning to him about a trans threat, “Careful Dave, they’s comin’ for you”, to which Dave responded “One they or many theys?”
"Agree & Amplify" Then they don't know how to respond to being less woke than you, while you show the extent to which their foolishness can be taken. LOL
This was great, but there's still something intrinsically anxious about it, having seen stuff like it really go down & to know it's growing (or spreading/infecting).
@@Sasquatch3358 that would be something, but I also just scared myself a little. Thinking @ an actual woke vaccine might be the biggest test of my principles to date. Then again that's the wonderful about actually having them!
No it isn’t. No you haven’t. You’re really threatened by someone getting to work faster than you? It’s the carpool lane for Christ sake but morons like you are responsible for unraveling the fabric that binds our society together.
Some years back, while having lunch with a good friend, she informed me of her daughter's desire to be referred to as they/them. From that moment on, the conversion became a Twilight Zone episode. It was very difficult to follow as she was using the terms even though the daughter was not present. Since then I have made sure to never bring up the daughter.
@@ric270 O, one who is more intelligent, interesting and skilled than myself, did you have a good sleep? Is the room warm enough or should I put more firewood in the fireplace?
Matt Walsh nailed this today. These wackos say “I want you to use the pronouns they/them when referring to me.” So we have to use their requested pronouns that they don’t even use for themselves? 🤔
@@this_epic_name to be fair in the opposite direction. Using his/her pronouns are not necessarily gendered either. The speaker could be referring to biological pronouns and not gender pronouns.
@@jl4018 There is only one set of pronouns. There is no such differentiation as "gender pronouns" and "biological pronouns", and that's the entire point. It's why the entire concept of personal pronouns is illogical nonsense. Pronouns like "He" and "She" denote biological sex, not perceived identity. The word "He" for example, refers explicitly, and exclusively, to a living thing that is believed to be the biological male of its species.
@@kingofbudokai I agree 100%. The problem is that the gender theorists have hijacked the definition and have modified the culture to what I am afraid is a relative point of no return. Of course I think if people played the game per their new set of rules, we may be able to end the game sooner. For example I trollingly tell some people I am non-binary under the new definition of gender. Categorically I am not the same group as Elliot Page or Caitlyn Jenner so per the rules of their game, that makes me non-binary. So I have them refer to my “biological” pronouns to allow their game to persist and point to the absurdity of it.
My wife did that once to me and I nipped that in the bud quick. One thing I can't stand when talking to someone is when they start the hand clapping. She happens to be an elementary teacher.
@@folepi7995 Um l live in SF and have traveled to Berkley across the bridge, its how they (THEY as in THEM) are . And I have no want to visit until THEY get THEIR mental illness under control !
@@jabberwolf7348 people had mental illness when they introduced "you are" instead of "you is". But you accepted at least that :D no, but seriously, it can be annoying especially when it gets into an extreme. But thats pretty rare. A way bigger issue is sexism in general. If there were no sexist stereotypes, alot fewer people would have an issue with the language and its flaws
You are right it is scary...and harming the children like that will bring the end. It must have been hard for you to watch.God bless you. Time to look up.
No they aren't. Your hyperbole is showing. They are minority that you finally saw because of the internet. That's like saying the Mormons or Catholics are teaching the youth.
lack of transgender washrooms is the real issue, not the corporate greed, government corruption, and broken public education system, which lead to a society full of people that are too dense to fight for their human rights instead of fighting for exclusive places to take a dump..
@@leesher1845 After watching this skit, I got flashbacks of the movie " idiocracy" and how well written it was. This skit is gonna be the USA in like 10 years, its low key prophetic lol but yes.
I wish this was like this in real life so we can like give them a taste of their own medicine to see how flawed and stupid they're thinking talking labeling is and just make them look stupid
Is it, though? If you get rid of the social media and put away the phone, how much of this do you think you'll actually see in the real world? This is a "problem" that only exists online.
fortunately, the T+ freaks are just a very small minority. albeit a very loud and obnoxious one. good thing an overwhelming majority of society (including the LGB community) is not tolerating their stupid idea.
I was reading a book and a paragraph made absolutely no sense. After several readings, I realized the writer suddenly started using plural pronouns for herself.
We had a new girl at my job who wanted to be referred as they/them... But my boss is so stern she was like, "I'm not doing that, it's just confusing." And continued to call her her/she at work. She quit in two days 😅😂
@@uglypinkeraser My post itself was comically intended. (Although like most jokes there's something serious at the heart of it). Could have been better, I guess. Cheers
Hey now, our snowflake feelings are now butt hurt that you inferred that we are only being allowed to be declared one personality disorder, we need multiple, one for each of us.
But 7 means one or more of 'them' is short a booster, it's either 3 and 4 or 2, 2 and 3, or 2, 2, 2 and 1, or 1, 1, 2 and 3, or 1, 1, 1, 1 and 3 etc. If 'they' is 7, then 'they' only got 1 booster each, which isn't enough by any stretch.
Ahh yes a perfect example of the greatest problem in our 1st world nation…deciding who in each event you experience throughout the day is the most oppressed.
It takes real intelligence and studiousness to mock anything this well. This was perfect, and it's exactly what we have in store when we try to play these games out to their ultimate ends. It's beyond absurd, lol.
@@natureclips5849 "They" within this context is the group of like-minded individuals that support the notion that a human may identify as whatever they want because that's how they feel. Even going so far as to support individuals identifying as other species or objects.
I am SO TRIGGERED right now that you assumed the officer's gender based on his appearing. "Women" and the other 70 genders can have beards too, y'know!
The fact that everyone is laughing their asses off while watching it, kinda acknowledges that the some parts of world have gone a bit too far into being completely mental.
Why do you think these paid for shills, did this video? This video is ALL about pulling off the.....deflect using humor tactic. You can tell for 3 reasons. 1- cause anyone with streetsmarts can see exactly how psychotic the "woman" in the driver seat is. And I don't mean ACTING psychotic. The eyes...tell no lies. Pretty obvious this "actress" playing the part, is actually psychotic. 2. Cause this IS one of their best tactics. The deflect using humor. Leads people to laugh it off, without acknowledging the seriousness behind it. And 3. "She" threw out the 666 freemasonic gang sign. "Shes" an Easter star. That, was even more obvious...
''Some parts of world'''.... No mate, only in America and I live in SE Asia and folks around here are thinking this gender, he/they/them/whatever BS is insane. I try to see it all like a good old Monty Python Skit though the Babylon Bee is certainly funnier than SNL ever was, except for the original crew.
What oppressed identity do you use to get out of sticky situations?
Irish. It hasn't worked quite as well as I'd hoped..
His Most Reverend Excellency is my preferred pronoun, thank you! I shall always be addressed in the third person, thank thee.
Where are we going... and why am I in this hand basket?
Being left handed, the whole world was set up for the right handed person's/people/ non gender unknowns and the regular folk. But some day we will rise up and make everybody use left handed scissors 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soon 🤫
The fact that I have random onset selective hearing loss. It works everytime.
"We have a mental illness" is the most accurate part of this video
LOL agreed. loved this script
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😄😄😄‼
I lost it at that part
Putin has come up with a cure.
While my wife was pregnant, she looked at me and whispered "I can identify as they them now!" 😂
That is funny, but LGBTQPxxx would be offended, for they say that a child is not personality. They say that they can kill him in mothers womb because it is not personality.
Leftists are baby killers.
Sounds like you are blessed with a fun wife!
Love the name.
@@ingus5552 I think they prefer to be called the alphabet people now
JUDGES?.... "we'll allow it" lol
Karen: "I identify as they"
Police: "So, how many tickets should I give you?"
Six please…..😂
Zero because you offended me. If anything I should write you a ticket for misgendering me.
add up the alphabet value of they and lock her up and re-educate for that time.
So how many tickets should I give them!
he he he
"My name is Legion: for we are many."
Sounds familiar with that with that they stuff for 1 person
On point!!
Yes. That is very on point. For there are legions tormenting these people.
Amen ❤
Welcome home Legion!
Nailed it.
It's exhausting dealing with stupidity.
Simply EXHAUSTING.
The only time I have to deal with it is watching these videos... oh, and being subjected to zombies wearing masks when they are alone in their car or walking by themselves on the sidewalk. Help me.
The best thing about being dead is you don't know about it. It's like being stupid. It's only painful for others.
Super exhausting and that's why I will go out of my way to avoid it at all costs. The place where I work has a day crew and a night crew, but the night crew is compromised of only people like this who love the confusion. I hate waking up early and wish that I could switch to the night crew, but I just have to deal with being tired all day because I know that I would get fired ASAP for not going along with the pronoun nonsense if I switched to the night crew so I could sleep in later..
It really is lol
Don't give up! Stupidity musn't win!
This conversation could've easily gone on for another half hour lol.
I think I would have loved all of it, lol. Hilarious.
That escalated very quickly.
I think late Roman Empire was similar to this in a way.
@@prodigalson2670 If you're serious I would really love to know in what way? Not being a jerk at all. That sounds really interesting.
@@DarlingDaintyfoot values of their society have been slowly subverted to the point of insanity.
if "they" wanna be like that then id just give them 2 tickets.
Logical... The common usage of the same body while driving is not allowed well not in my European country. Only a single person is allowed in the driver seat ergo they must not be allowed to drive 😁😇😂
"They" have multiple personalities and should be in a mental institution.
you're assuming they're 2, id give them x tickets
@@rightwing They said "we were boosted seven times, once for each of us", so, seven tickets.
7 tickets, one for each of them🤣🤣🤣🤣
The sad part is these conversations are actually happening.
I was just going to say this! We laugh at this skit now, but this is actual reality.
100% true and sad. This video shows perfectly how ridiculous the situation is getting... and we're going down, our society is doomed if this doesn't stop.
Wait wait , in my country it's wide spread yet.
Still can't imagine these kinds of conversation in real life. I hope % of such conversations are very low.
Love how they fight social constructs, by creating social constructs.
Precisely.
her social construct seems more like a mental break down
only this
Somehow they don't realize that if everything is an arbitrary social construct, so is their statement declaring it so ... as well as the grammar, sentence structure, noun-verb agreement, of said statement etc.
Exactly
I identify as not being in the carpool lane. Carpool lanes are social constructs.
Great point. How often are social constructs used and beneficial to them!?!?! But when it comes to a "construct"(but also biological nature!) that helps us use context in a conversation to know who and how many people and not have to say names and numbers all the time is something we shouldn't sacrifice for "me me me".
I identify as a carpool lane
Identifying as nonsensical pronouns is a social construct!
@@casenswartz7278 Do I need two personalities to run you over?
I have never seen a carpool lane, I'm convinced it's something made up for sitcom jokes.
I want to live in a world where all the crazy wokesters only yell at each other like this, and not us sane people.
Wouldn't that be nice? Sane folks might actually get some peace.
Even in that world we'll still have to find some island somewhere to ship them off to if there gets to be too many. Otherwise they'll be blocking traffic, burning buildings etc. and interrupting sanity.
"I'm more woke than you are!!!!!!!"
Normal is just your definition for yourself, all the rest of they are normal too but them don't continually align with perceived judgemental jerkoffs. Your just jelly.
Time to open up the sanitariums again then.
That's exactly what we need to do. Mock and LAUGH at this insanity. Never take them/they seriously.
Amen to that!
Nope. Laugh at them is useless now.
They're being immune.
This virus community needs a real medicine now.
F*k Them
I agree with not taking it seriously, at the same time, God wants us treat everybody nicely, so I will keep my laughter to myself.
Just don’t even call them they/them to get on their nerves
I am a.grammar teacher and when a new staff member introduced herself as having pronouns they/them/their, I told her, I'm sorry. That is against my deeply held beliefs in subject/verb agreement. I cannot tell my students to refer to you as a plural pronoun.
She couldn't say much back to that. She quit after a few months, thank God!
TOUCHE 🤣🤣🤣 very impressive comeback 🤣🤣🤣🔥
"Deeply held beliefs in subject-verb agreement", I love that! As an English teacher, I heartily agree!
You go!
Well said.
We have a customer that uses they/them in their email signature. I was adamant that unless that person has multiple personalities, that pronoun is grammatically incorrect and I would not use them. - I have been steered clear of working with that customer. :D
If I was the cop, the only response would be," I identify as 'sane', so I don't care about your BS. Here's your ticket, and if you would like the number for mental health services, I will be happy to provide you with it. Thank you ma'am."
My tolerance with all this immature nonsense is at an end.
Amen, Allan.
@Andronicus III HAHA
Cut that thick cheese with a chain saw. I hope that it never happens but sounds good.
Right on! The insanity ugh
my doctor's office keeps sending me reminders to "update my record" in my online account. What they want is for me to input my preferred pronouns, my "gender", and my sexual orientation. I refuse to do it. I've been seeing this doctor for 5 years now. If he hasn't figured the first two out by now, I need a new doctor. The third is really none of his business.
I have a 6'4" math teacher friend that was being disciplined for not using the desired pronoun on a girl student. He decided to show up to the hearing dressed as a hooker in heals, wig, lipstick, short skirt the whole 9 yards. He was laughed at and is now suing the school board and the teachers union.
He can teach me math anytime. He's one sharp cookie. 😊
Hooray!!!
I guess you can say he calculated the outcome correctly.
I hope he wins!!!
Sometimes you can only beat stupid with stupid.
Absolutely classic! The turnabout moment was priceless. I was introduced to a non-binary person at a wedding who used they/them. I told "them" that I identify as a cranky rigid forgetful old man and the pronoun stuff severely triggered me because I can't keep up. I asked "them" to please respect my mental impairment and allow me to use traditional pronouns. "They" didn’t know what to say.
LOL!!! Sorry I missed that one!! 👏👏👏
@@lindamann8520 Turnabout is fair play. How can they deny the wishes of an old man with mental issues? It's your triggering against my triggering.
And you can up the ante. Next time this happens I'm going to tell them non-traditional pronouns give me seizures. How do your feelings stack up against my neurological disease you callous jerk? You must have disease-phobia.
Priceless!
Thank you for teaching us this trick.
U have achieved victory
LMAO. This is what you get when a society pretends children's ideas should be acceptable in society
I bet Ukraine dropped those pronouns quick
@Mills Rickman calling women's ideas "children's ideas" is redundant.
Children dictating to their parents....
@@sadhu7191 actually they drafted all the men into the military based on what sex your ID says you are 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱
Never saw a comment get trolled so fast. I agree with the original post btw
"We HAVE a mental disorder!" **points to vaccine records**
I died right then. Well done.
Well no. Those were all their medical records.
Theres no greater mental illness than the mass delusion psychosis shared by the Branch Covidians.
Good chance there's some history of syphilis in this family, lol.
She pointed to her medical records not just her vaccine card.
@@edgepixel8467 Stop ruining the joke. It's funnier if they're vaccine records
This is brilliant ! I can now drive alone in a carpool lane because I identify as a barbershop quartet !
😂
Hmmm, interesting. We, meaning the multiplicity of Us, identify as the crowd of a football stadium.
Rotfl!
Me and my cerebral cranium mates approve this!
@@neshiah4747 lets fine you for having too many people in the car :D
2:03 "How many of them getting away?". That sums up everything!
You guys are nailing it! It’s not easy reenacting that kind of lunacy.
I dont use twitter or any of that, but someone should seriously send this skit to Mike Judd... Its right down the isle of the " idiocracy" movie. very well thought out and written. I just enjoyed it.
😱😱 How DaRe you AsSuMe their GeNdEr!!
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it's easy for an idiot, but particularly hard for a thinker with common sense.
I live close to Ithaca, NY where this is extremely real.
Unless you call n make and I was born a girl-
My mother said that the only people who can call themselves "we " are: the queen, pregnant ladies and people with worms.
And the demon possessed
Brain worms
Why a queen? Why not a king?
(I'm just asking a question okay cuz it might seem something else)
Actually here in India anyone can call themselves as "we" (and it isn't related to gender) and it's because in historical period well-educated/big people used to do so irrespective of their gender and still would be considered a single person and not multiple like in this video....
But today rarely anyone uses "we" for themselves and definitely no one from young generation.
@@iamjust1normalgirlfromindi446 That relates to the British colonization of India. In English, there is a rarely used form of the "we" pronoun known as the, "majestic plural" that may be used by the crown (regardless of King or Queen) and is in essence, the King or Queen using "we" to represent their entire country/nation-state in speech, since they are the _de jure_ heads of state.
@@kooldudematt1 ohhh! now i got it! 😅 Thank you!
This needs to be a feature film. The scariest part is it would actually be a documentary.
😂😂😂😂
The Bee's video's, in aggregate, actually constitute a documentary of sorts; one that's both funny as heck and more than a little disturbing.
Your comment alone needs to be a Babylon bee!! Lol
" 1/1000th navajo "
@@MR-nl8xr 1/1024th Navajo, which is one ancestor ten generations ago
It is against the law to 'share' a seatbelt so that would be another ticket.
Scariest part is this isn't even an exaggeration this is exactly how these people act and I will never stop intentionally offending them
I will carry a paper on me, full with words, and if I ever talk to someone that says "this is my pronouns" I will give the paper and say "this is my pronoun, if you dont use them every time you speak to me I will sue you".
Actually this is a video of the actual incident.
Wait a minute !. Did you say them ?. Are you assuming their plurality ?.
@@Seminal_Ideas omg! did you just type words on your computer? Thats really offensive to people who identify themselfs as keyboards.
@@David_Journey not gonna answer them but the 2nd question assumes that gaining citizenship is adopting national identity, idk if it is
Instead of calling the mental illnesses we called him stunning and brave and this is how we got here
It's not a mental illness dumbass
Bingo
Them* 🤣
I couldn't agree more.
Exactly. We need to reopen all of the insane asylums as soon as possible.
"It's they them" ..... writes multiple speeding tickets.
Seven times the capital going to the oppressive, racist police force.
I mean anyone who unironically says that is definitely on Speed. 😂
lol👍
Hahahaa
I didn't even think of that. That's next level genius
"... all 7 of us.."
"7 of you, this car only has 5 seat belts, thats another ticket"
oh no we stuffed the other two in the trunk
Classic! “Did you just assume my gender?” that officer deserves a medal 😂
When human dont want to recieve ,,a given gender by their Creator
@@butetkepong2749 I guess i identify as boobs and ass then
@@pfp-underwaterSame, those are my new pronouns now.
Refer to me as boobs/a*s.
That really happened in Seattle. A male officer was chastised by a crowd of students, while giving a female a pat down looking for weapons. When confronted with 'don't you have a female officer who can do this?' His reply was 'how do you know I don't identify as female?'
@@butetkepong2749 One of the worst ways to debunk the transgender delusion is using the religion delusion.
I work in a prison. Some of the offenders claim to be “trans”. In order to avoid “triggering” them, we call them by their last name. That way, no pronouns are needed.
If you're talking to them, the pronoun is 'you' anyway. So using their name makes no difference.
@@nicolab2075 right. & all inmates get addressed by their surname🥴
Bah, I’d put in the effort to only use their numbers: make it even less personal!
@@strictnonconformist7369 I think remembering their numbers would show them you love them.
@@nicolab2075 it might be taken that way, but they also might not wish to be referred to by their captivity identifier, either, something they didn’t choose (except by their acts that got them assigned one), which is also their logic if you call them by a personal pronoun assigned at birth via tradition.
It could go either way: insisting on their preferred pronoun is a way they exert power over others, so the only way to know how each will react is to test it on each one individually.
This is literally how 'they' should be treated. Play their game and give them a taste of their own medicine. But I doubt 'they' will get the point.
I want a candidate to run on this platform. Just take their logic to the fullest. Would implode the entire movement.
A few years ago when this whole gender pronoun nonsense was beginning to trend, a college student totally trolled his college in this way. A professor asked him what pronoun he’d like to be called, so he told them, “His majesty.” Everyone was shocked with anger and disbelief. People argued against it, but he won the argument cuz there was nothing in the student handbook against his choice. He became the most hated man on that campus for throwing their gender pronoun absurdity in their face. The guy’s name is Grant Strobl. Look it up. It was great.
@Samir Dončić : Haha. I exaggerated a bit. He had plenty of support both on campus and from across the country, but also plenty of hate and disgust against him as well. There were other like-minded students who did it too, but his was the most original so he got the most attention for it. Some people on campus tried to find ways to punish him for it, but there was ultimately nothing they could do about it.
I solve it by insisting "they" use my pronouns. I tell "them" my pronouns are, "your royal highness, your majesty, and your serene highness." I then insist "they" use my pronouns. This shows "them" how pretentiously stupid "they" are.
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I loved it, but especially when S-H-E, yes SHE pulled out her big file of boosters with such zeal and enthusiasm right after refusing to show a simple ID! That was EPIC for me!
Victimhood can become quite vicious competition.
Good observation. Let 'em fight it out between 'em.
@@robertdouglas8895 Like victimhood cage matches?
@@mustang607 The problem is with victims, they need to be sympathetic to others to try to get sympathy back. It's a sympathy fest.
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Could be a competition at Olympics. Special Olympics, of course.
It's funny but true also 😢
Are you laughing at people/things appearances now????
@@richardmahn7589 made up but yeah sure i usaully dont make fun of them until they bring it up and make a big deal about it
for real dude. utterly true
It’s funny BECAUSE it’s true 🤣
My brother in law just left the highway patrol after 20 years because he had to ask what the pronoun of the person is of the vehicle and then go back to his car and run it through the cheat sheet on how to proceed from there. The law is different depending on how you identify. This Babylon Bee isn't far off. I wonder if they did it because they are in California like he was. He retired and moved to Tennessee a few weeks ago. He knew any day he was going to get shot because of all of this crazy stuff going on.
Leaving California was the best decision he could’ve made.
Don't have this nonsense in TN yet but people from CA are flooding here. They drive terribly and are RUDE. Hope your bil isn't like that.
@@impalamama7302 You are right.
@@MyDyerMaker My family goes back in TN to before the Battle of Kings Mountain. TN has GOOD laws and they have been interpreted by the Courts fairly. But I know there is movement of foot to turn Nashville like Austin. And they are calling Memphis " The Seattle of the South".
But a Memphis judge put one of the founders of BLM Pamela Moses IN JAIL for voting illegally in Shelby County.
We like law and order in this state.
@@impalamama7302 Right, I live in middle TN and meet folks from CA every week who are coming here to live.
If the officer shoot "them" would it be considered a murder or mass murder?🤔😉
Cereal killing
Gen0Zide
😅😅😅😅
I’m dying😂
manslaughter. But that would be misogyny, sorry. Themslaughter.
As Chapelle said in an anecdote about his friend’s warning to him about a trans threat, “Careful Dave, they’s comin’ for you”, to which Dave responded “One they or many theys?”
Damn, nice
FRIENDS, not "friend's"
@@SalvableRuin er, no it’s not
I’m done 😂
Being trans has nothing to do with they/them pronouns and it’s they’re* coming for you. Applauding people with incorrect English.
Love how she did not want to show a ID but was more then happy to show him all her medical records 😂
Everything woke turns to shit
Exact definition of Stupid
right that was the funniest part...
That was the joje
@@jcmick8430 You don’t say…
I love how the cop went woke before our eyes in response to her. The ending…….yes it is literally madness of the mind spreading.
It works though. When you start out woking the woke, they get deeply confused and don’t know how to respond anymore.
Haha. I liked that too. I identify as that actor.
"Agree & Amplify" Then they don't know how to respond to being less woke than you, while you show the extent to which their foolishness can be taken. LOL
Part of acting school is to agree.
OK, here's your ticket and let the other person drive.
Very good comeback.
This was great, but there's still something intrinsically anxious about it, having seen stuff like it really go down & to know it's growing (or spreading/infecting).
Bbbbb-uuu-tttt, there is a vaccine….😂
@@Sasquatch3358 that would be something, but I also just scared myself a little. Thinking @ an actual woke vaccine might be the biggest test of my principles to date. Then again that's the wonderful about actually having them!
No it isn’t. No you haven’t. You’re really threatened by someone getting to work faster than you? It’s the carpool lane for Christ sake but morons like you are responsible for unraveling the fabric that binds our society together.
@@Sasquatch3358 I was thinking more of a 'magic bullet'.
Yeah but no but yeah but
100%, they keep forcing their insecurities and insanity onto the rest of us
D.B. Cooper us transgender aint all like that. Only the ones that want to PUSH.
The scary thing is, I can see this actually happening if it hasn't already.
It has happened with a county legislator in NY in 2017: ua-cam.com/video/ffaTOD8O-Qs/v-deo.html
dont worry, its just satire.
@@folepi7995 Wow, I did say it sounds like something that could happen in real life so I know it's a satire.
@@folepi7995 You need to educate yourself on the kinds of things that have been happening.
@@folepi7995 Hopefully lol. Idk i’m in college rn and some of this stuff gets weird
Some years back, while having lunch with a good friend, she informed me of her daughter's desire to be referred to as they/them. From that moment on, the conversion became a Twilight Zone episode. It was very difficult to follow as she was using the terms even though the daughter was not present. Since then I have made sure to never bring up the daughter.
If I were you, I’ll leave the friend away in order to stay sanely. 😅
My preferred pronouns are “My Lord and Master.” If I am not addressed as such, that’s a hate crime.
My preferred pronoun is, "one who is more intelligent, interesting, and skilled than myself"
My lord, have you had your breakfast today, my lord?
@@ric270 O, one who is more intelligent, interesting and skilled than myself, did you have a good sleep? Is the room warm enough or should I put more firewood in the fireplace?
@@Hans-nr2nh By Han , you’ve got it!
Some people seriously use "demon" as a pronoun..
Well done.
It must have been a pain to get the lines down, though.
They were a mouthful
1:48 Yep, she even messed up by saying “we” instead of “us”.
"THEY'RE getting away!" Brilliant 😂👍
The real insane part is that these conversations happen every day between people who believe they are sane.
This should be an Olympic discipline
Matt Walsh nailed this today. These wackos say “I want you to use the pronouns they/them when referring to me.” So we have to use their requested pronouns that they don’t even use for themselves? 🤔
"...referring to me."... destroys the whole premise as these multi-psycho humans shift from plural to singular as needed. They're self-cancelling!
@@this_epic_name to be fair in the opposite direction. Using his/her pronouns are not necessarily gendered either. The speaker could be referring to biological pronouns and not gender pronouns.
@@jl4018 There is only one set of pronouns. There is no such differentiation as "gender pronouns" and "biological pronouns", and that's the entire point. It's why the entire concept of personal pronouns is illogical nonsense. Pronouns like "He" and "She" denote biological sex, not perceived identity. The word "He" for example, refers explicitly, and exclusively, to a living thing that is believed to be the biological male of its species.
@@kingofbudokai I agree 100%. The problem is that the gender theorists have hijacked the definition and have modified the culture to what I am afraid is a relative point of no return. Of course I think if people played the game per their new set of rules, we may be able to end the game sooner. For example I trollingly tell some people I am non-binary under the new definition of gender. Categorically I am not the same group as Elliot Page or Caitlyn Jenner so per the rules of their game, that makes me non-binary. So I have them refer to my “biological” pronouns to allow their game to persist and point to the absurdity of it.
I side with Dr Jordan Peterson - “How about: NO! I am NOT going to use Prescribed Language!”
My favorite part was the syncopated hand claps by the officer..brilliant
Nailed it. So exhausting dealing with this stupidity while there are real burning issues in the world!
One could say this wokeness mental virus epidemic is a real issue these days...
@@Soundwave1900 and get sued for gender inappropiation
@@Soundwave1900 If Woke gets banned in the US. Ohhh imagine the chaos lol.
@@blade8424 oh i wish...
"oH yEs LiKe tHe wOrLd bUrNiNg-FroM gLoBaL wArMiNg!1!!"
The cop clapping while talking was a great touch. It's incredible how common that has suddenly become.
Like a Kindergarten teacher.
Like, I'm going to ram these beliefs into your head by force, because you'd never accept them any other way.
A physical act that proves the idiot you're speaking to is, in fact, an idiot.
My wife did that once to me and I nipped that in the bud quick. One thing I can't stand when talking to someone is when they start the hand clapping. She happens to be an elementary teacher.
"We have a mental disability" ...those were the only words that made any sense in the whole conversation😂
How legal is it to have multiple drivers behind a single steering wheel?
This is probably one of my favorites . “ verbal attacks are Violent, which are triggering” 😂 so good and incredibly accurate these days.
This is hysterical, but distressing too because it's so realistic.
It’s not realistic. It’s a straw man because that’s all conservatives know how to do.
i wish some of those crazy fuckers would ask me, these crap, i would just annoy them on purpose. just to see the blood pumping out of their veins
its not...
@@folepi7995 Um l live in SF and have traveled to Berkley across the bridge, its how they (THEY as in THEM) are . And I have no want to visit until THEY get THEIR mental illness under control !
@@jabberwolf7348 people had mental illness when they introduced "you are" instead of "you is". But you accepted at least that :D
no, but seriously, it can be annoying especially when it gets into an extreme. But thats pretty rare. A way bigger issue is sexism in general. If there were no sexist stereotypes, alot fewer people would have an issue with the language and its flaws
I lost it when she refused to give an ID but gave him all her personal medical records lol
LOL my favorite part also. So glad you liked it!
“Their “
@Ghost-Spider r/whoosh
Can you get your medical records like that?
That’s based on what’s going on. People are okay with having to show their medical records but not an ID to vote.
We need to get rid of the "carpool lanes" because it discriminates against those that can't get someone to ride with them!
What's scary is that I worked with people like this in public education... These people are the kind of people teaching the youth.
You are right it is scary...and harming the children like that will bring the end.
It must have been hard for you to watch.God bless you. Time to look up.
Jesus loves you
No they aren't. Your hyperbole is showing. They are minority that you finally saw because of the internet. That's like saying the Mormons or Catholics are teaching the youth.
So much material for SNL (SnarkyNoLaughs) but they have no guts. This is HILLARIOUS!
The Bee should compete in the same time slot as SNL. Like In Living Color.
This is absolutely amazingly accurate.
"They're getting away. I'm pretty sure one of them identifies as armed."
I love when someone gives me their pronouns because it lets me know how insane they are without any delay
So you can avoid them for the rest of your life
@@superplaylists1616 you know it
Bro what if their non-binary
@@robinrawson56 then they need more meds or lobotomy
@@wuhanwendy188 so I'm guessing your Christian?
Webster gave us all the pronouns we need.
But muh Wikipedia! Lol!
Webster's been compromised.
@@PHJoy I was referring to Noah Webster.
Grammar is just a construct. How dare you shove your white supremacist diction in my face. How vulgar!
What you talkin' bout Willis?
This is so incredibly accurate that it’s sad.
Man , love your videos 😂😂😂 the california/texas ones are my favourite! Love from Spain.
i loved the fact she gave all her medical info without questioning anything. Only that shows how backwards this is going :p
lack of transgender washrooms is the real issue, not the corporate greed, government corruption, and broken public education system, which lead to a society full of people that are too dense to fight for their human rights instead of fighting for exclusive places to take a dump..
Sad thing is that I can literally see this happening in current year.
You guys are brilliant at making Satire and Reality mix in a comedic way. Keep up this awesome work
modern liberals are all the satire i need
WENT TO EM. FOR ABDOMINAL PAIN; A
MALE DOC. ASKED ME; A MAN, WHEN
WAS MY LAST PERIOD. APPENDICITIS
WAS MY PROBLEM. ON FATHER’S DAY
Pure gold! Well done! +1
This is gold.
You mean like the gold jewelry that the 1 percenters wear? How oppressive!
@@onewhostudies6856 Wait wait wait. I have a gold necklace from my grandmother. If I'm now a 1-percenter I'm gonna need more servants.
As per usual, both hilarious and disturbing. The whole vibe left me feeling that we are sliding into dystopia.
We’ve already arrived.
Agreed!
Right because there was the reality that this sh!t is really going on in real life.
@@leesher1845 After watching this skit, I got flashbacks of the movie " idiocracy" and how well written it was. This skit is gonna be the USA in like 10 years, its low key prophetic lol but yes.
Officers should start doing this now. Confuse the hell out of them and play there own game till they just switch it back to normal human language.
I wish this was like this in real life so we can like give them a taste of their own medicine to see how flawed and stupid they're thinking talking labeling is and just make them look stupid
for real dude. without a doubt spot on.
That is brilliant...and sadly an accurate portrayal of these weird times we live in.
Is it, though?
If you get rid of the social media and put away the phone, how much of this do you think you'll actually see in the real world?
This is a "problem" that only exists online.
Yes ! Funny as hell ! Also sad to see a small minority push these silly ideas.
Actually this is a real tic tok video re enacted.
fortunately, the T+ freaks are just a very small minority. albeit a very loud and obnoxious one.
good thing an overwhelming majority of society (including the LGB community) is not tolerating their stupid idea.
Only in america n western societies.
They should have borrowed Dave Chapelle’s joke for the final line: “who’s getting away?? One they or many theys?”
I was reading a book and a paragraph made absolutely no sense. After several readings, I realized the writer suddenly started using plural pronouns for herself.
Brilliant script. Really clever how the writer was able to capture so much in so little time. Hats off to you.
We had a new girl at my job who wanted to be referred as they/them... But my boss is so stern she was like, "I'm not doing that, it's just confusing." And continued to call her her/she at work. She quit in two days 😅😂
You mean "they" quit in two days. 😂
Always good to hear about the crazy person losing the job and not the sane people around them that refuse to play the stupid game.
@@mrkiky Not crazy, but sanity challenged. 😆
Mystic Fox Consider yourself fortunate it was only 2 days.
You mean " it " quit. The correct singular pronoun if there is no gender.
Great documentary. We'll be sharing this one with our child. They need to learn about life.
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As part of the lesson you might want to mention that this is skit comedy and not a documentary.
@@uglypinkeraser My post itself was comically intended. (Although like most jokes there's something serious at the heart of it). Could have been better, I guess. Cheers
For some reason I believe this actually took place in real life somewhere in America
All I know is that anybody who identifies as "they" should be diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Damn i cannot deal with all u homophobes
Hey now, our snowflake feelings are now butt hurt that you inferred that we are only being allowed to be declared one personality disorder, we need multiple, one for each of us.
Yes completely accurate!
Agreed
Or demonic possession, like the guy in the bible ("For we are many").
"we were boosted 7 times, once for each of us", that cracked me up, so fking accurate 😂😂😂
😂😂
But they are 72 🤔 aren't they? 🤨
I hope they didn't forget the primary series too!
But 7 means one or more of 'them' is short a booster, it's either 3 and 4 or 2, 2 and 3, or 2, 2, 2 and 1, or 1, 1, 2 and 3, or 1, 1, 1, 1 and 3 etc. If 'they' is 7, then 'they' only got 1 booster each, which isn't enough by any stretch.
I expected the officer to give "them" a ticket for exceeding the car capacity
"YOU CAN'T FINE WE!"
Why is it so easy to imagine a conversation like this could really take place somewhere these days?
Check out some forums online, this 💩 is 💯
Priceless, these are the best videos on youtube .THANK YOU !
"We have a mental illness"
"Hell yeah you do, it's called gender dysphoria"
"NOOO, THAT'S NORMAL"
Funny
Ahh yes a perfect example of the greatest problem in our 1st world nation…deciding who in each event you experience throughout the day is the most oppressed.
Great acting!!! Bravo to all 8 of you
😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅
What if somebody identifies as "hetrosexual" and "normal"? Do you think people will address this person as "normal"?
Ha. Great one.
Oh, my goodness, the hand clapping was so on point! 😂😂😂
It takes real intelligence and studiousness to mock anything this well. This was perfect, and it's exactly what we have in store when we try to play these games out to their ultimate ends. It's beyond absurd, lol.
Who are they ?
@@natureclips5849 Any one who wants to be more than one.
I usually write my gender as “cartoon character” in websites where they ask for gender and my pronouns will be “ur mom“ just for funzies
@@1mol831 Lol, good stuff
@@natureclips5849 "They" within this context is the group of like-minded individuals that support the notion that a human may identify as whatever they want because that's how they feel. Even going so far as to support individuals identifying as other species or objects.
Mental illness is the new in thing for certain ppl. It’s sickening. Good video!
“THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!”
They really outdid themselves with this one. Horrifically true and sadly hilarious!
And so did the guy.
I wonder what the vehicle's pronouns were?
Helicopter maybe. Lol
_"and so did the guy."_
Did you ... just.... assume the gender of that actor portraying that officer? 😠
I'm/pounded
I am SO TRIGGERED right now that you assumed the officer's gender based on his appearing. "Women" and the other 70 genders can have beards too, y'know!
Well played sir.
They have made it all sound funny but it scary to see how society is collapsing on itself.
More ironic that this video it's predicted now.
The fact that everyone is laughing their asses off while watching it, kinda acknowledges that the some parts of world have gone a bit too far into being completely mental.
A BIT?
SOME parts of the world? Not ALL of it?
The Western parts.
Why do you think these paid for shills, did this video?
This video is ALL about pulling off the.....deflect using humor tactic.
You can tell for 3 reasons.
1- cause anyone with streetsmarts can see exactly how psychotic the "woman" in the driver seat is. And I don't mean ACTING psychotic. The eyes...tell no lies. Pretty obvious this "actress" playing the part, is actually psychotic.
2. Cause this IS one of their best tactics. The deflect using humor. Leads people to laugh it off, without acknowledging the seriousness behind it.
And 3. "She" threw out the 666 freemasonic gang sign. "Shes" an Easter star. That, was even more obvious...
''Some parts of world'''.... No mate, only in America and I live in SE Asia and folks around here are thinking this gender, he/they/them/whatever BS is insane.
I try to see it all like a good old Monty Python Skit though the Babylon Bee is certainly funnier than SNL ever was, except for the original crew.
OMG! You Guys are the Greatest!