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  • @VETTvchannel
    @VETTvchannel  2 роки тому +28

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    • @Eya_Ayla
      @Eya_Ayla 2 роки тому

      where that second season at??

  • @swiftsmile
    @swiftsmile 2 роки тому +430

    I love how relatable this is, even being an army medic

    • @John-qz2sy
      @John-qz2sy 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly what I thought.

    • @guccygoose383
      @guccygoose383 2 роки тому +4

      *Laughs in 92G*

    • @1truthbegettingtold275
      @1truthbegettingtold275 2 роки тому +2

      I have a cyst right at the top of my butt crack right now. But what could they have represented popping in this video?

    • @docwilson8343
      @docwilson8343 2 роки тому

      Agreed!!

    • @John-qz2sy
      @John-qz2sy 2 роки тому

      @@1truthbegettingtold275 by the blood… possibly a haemorrhoid lmao

  • @Narrly54
    @Narrly54 2 роки тому +270

    Be on the app all day and talk freaky just to not let anybody hit 😂😂

  • @chevalierjd
    @chevalierjd 2 роки тому +231

    At 8:38, I know his pain. I had a 500lbs cable coil fall off the back of a 5T truck right onto my foot. Of course, I was wearing my regular boots instead of my steel toes. After my nail turned black and I could barely walk, I finally went to BAS. The Corpsmen there fucked with me like the damned boot Marine that I was, and ripped that freaking dead nail right out by the root. Still brings shivers thinking about it.

    • @benyoung552
      @benyoung552 2 роки тому +16

      It might have been a good thing. A friend of mine was wearing steel toes n was standing at the front of a forklift kind of walking with it making sure this big tractor part didn’t fall off. It hit a little bump, fell and landed right on the steel toe part of the boot, but it was so heavy, it smashed it down into his foot almost cutting his foot in half. Broke all his bones across the top of his foot and cut into the top of his foot real bad they had to do all kinds of surgery n stitch it back together. He didn’t lose his foot though, but had to cut the whole boot off and bend the steel back up to even get his foot out to work on it… 500 pounds is a lot. I’m not sure what this tractor part weighed, but had to be at least that or close to it. Glad you’re alright.

    • @jonyemm
      @jonyemm 2 роки тому +11

      @@benyoung552 without steel toes there's a good chance his flesh and bone would of been mashed like ground beef. Also, steel toe is becoming a thing of the past. Most quality work boots are a safety composite toe these days. They rebound back, aren't as cold, and aren't conductive.

    • @benyoung552
      @benyoung552 2 роки тому +4

      @@jonyemm Oh yeah. True… I guess with the steel toe it was more of a clean cut opposed to being smashed. And those new composite work boots and shoes are great. I have a pair of the shoes because my job Requires a lot of climbing and I love em.

    • @jonyemm
      @jonyemm 2 роки тому +3

      @@benyoung552 I think my favorite thing about them is that while working outside throughout the winter my toes aren't freezing cold every though I'm wearing insulated boots. I often used to get tempted to get a non-safety toe pair for the winter just for the warmth. I almost never wear sneakers/shoes. For my day to day activities I like the ankle support provided by a pair of quality tall work boots. Last 4-5 years I've went with a pair of Timberland Pro logger boots. Though my most recent pair I'm not to happy with the lack of longevity.

    • @benyoung552
      @benyoung552 2 роки тому +1

      @@jonyemm Yeah man… That’s a fact… The steel will keep your toes frozen!

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 2 роки тому +155

    One day in the Navy I had a toe nail flopping around only connected at the base. I broke it out in the shop to mess with the pregos and my buddy says let me see that and gets real close. Dude rips it off before I realize what's happening. It was awesome.

    • @Stevie8654
      @Stevie8654 2 роки тому

      I had a ingrown toenail get removed like they show here. I was out at sea for the first time getting no sleep and cranking. I got a few days off of cranking and it was the greatest.

  • @jimmybeavis9185
    @jimmybeavis9185 2 роки тому +290

    If you are new to the military, hold off on the marriage and having children. Get your career established, get your sh*t together, build your body, build your bank, get tight with God, and knock out all of your training, college, deployments, and so forth. There is nothing wrong in purchasing a $2K love doll to get you by. Seriously. Marriage is a critical investment and those who choose poorly by thinking with the wrong head will endure long term consequences. The paternity test issue is very common than most people think. There are likely many male soldiers paying child support for children that are not even theirs. If you had a child around the time of deployment, get a paternity test. Fortunately, the family court system is picking up on this dire trend and are requiring paternity tests before a divorce is finalized. Many lawyers are requiring it too. Lastly, just before receiving and opening the paternity results, have someone ready to talk to, especially those going through divorce and feel like they are losing everything.

    • @Jager-gq1bv
      @Jager-gq1bv 2 роки тому +12

      No one ever listens to that no one, strippers should be issued at this point to the men and women

    • @MichaelGarcia-me3vf
      @MichaelGarcia-me3vf 2 роки тому +16

      Shut your mouth with all of this sound advice, we don’t want it. What we do want is more pay, cheap booze, and an STI free month. Cheers!

    • @sin9037
      @sin9037 2 роки тому +5

      @@MichaelGarcia-me3vf boot

    • @albertvitela4379
      @albertvitela4379 2 роки тому +4

      Lol that’s not how it works. Say the hot babe comes into your life at any point in the middle of your building your kingdom lol 😂

    • @thehalfricanguy
      @thehalfricanguy Рік тому +7

      Is no one else going to mention the sex doll? $2K?! Use your hand - it is free.

  • @tonylittle8634
    @tonylittle8634 2 роки тому +66

    As a Seabee on deployment, this video is so on point!!

  • @VanillaGorilla502
    @VanillaGorilla502 2 роки тому +121

    The prefect video while I cook my breakfast burrito.

    • @lifeisa.smalllesson4607
      @lifeisa.smalllesson4607 2 роки тому +4

      I'm literally listening to this as I cook a breakfast burrito!
      Lol

    • @cbaylor0369
      @cbaylor0369 2 роки тому +2

      @@lifeisa.smalllesson4607 word lol

  • @wdeemarwdeemar8739
    @wdeemarwdeemar8739 2 роки тому +134

    As a Marine who was on the Ike CVN 69 I am offended, but as an RN I completely approve. #conflicted.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 2 роки тому +1

      Have a sense of humor, it’s a comedy show.

    • @isaiahbirch3769
      @isaiahbirch3769 2 роки тому +11

      @@Irish381 He's literally joking dude

    • @jonl1783
      @jonl1783 2 роки тому +2

      @@Irish381 *Goose, im going to hit the break and he's going to fly right past us* Thats you.....right over your head.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 2 роки тому

      @@jonl1783 Ghost Rider the pattern is full,
      Sarcasm ever heard of It? 🤔

    • @ryanbarragan8242
      @ryanbarragan8242 2 роки тому

      Bro!! Where you there during operation inherent resolve in 2016?!?!

  • @Ody21
    @Ody21 2 роки тому +65

    I love how funny this is even though I'm a civilian

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 2 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @agoins
      @agoins 2 роки тому +2

      I was gonna say the same thing.
      ! I really like this show

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 2 роки тому +25

    Only had to report to medical for foot problems and intestinal problems from deployment, but the white board sign is spot on!

  • @redhood3253
    @redhood3253 2 роки тому +12

    the two fire guys (or whatever their called) are by far the best part of this video in the end lol

  • @mcglubbinfishworth3370
    @mcglubbinfishworth3370 2 роки тому +23

    Love how he said that following Donny O’Malley is a gay flag

  • @cster9261
    @cster9261 2 роки тому +9

    When the takie crumbs fell on her lap that shit had me rollin.

  • @anthonyshear2091
    @anthonyshear2091 2 роки тому +41

    8:30 the fucking CRUMBS my guy😂

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 2 роки тому +10

    4:16 i’m eating my midnight chow after midnight---been retired almost 7 years now---and that fire alarm went off and I jumped up and I’m ready to grab all of my kids and evacuate my house!!!!!! I have four fire extinguishers in my home and I was getting ready to jump up and grab the one from underneath my sink… Holy shit!!!!!!! ALARM RED!!!!!

  • @anonymous_end_user
    @anonymous_end_user 2 роки тому +14

    The bleeped out curse words add an extra dimension to this film. Noice!

  • @cmorr72
    @cmorr72 2 роки тому +8

    Another great episode

  • @hope4ourfallen
    @hope4ourfallen 2 роки тому +7

    Bro when I saw him on the counter I fkn Choked laughing 🤣😭🤣🤣
    No nooo Squiiib😂

  • @jesusuchiha6768
    @jesusuchiha6768 2 роки тому +39

    As FMF doc, this HMs are too clean. They are missing more profanity, homosexual vibes, out of rags haircut and mustaches...to name a few. Overall close to the real thing! V24 Rahhhhhhh

    • @jesusuchiha6768
      @jesusuchiha6768 2 роки тому

      @@ChuukeseStink I guess you don't know what V24 means. Stay safe!

    • @MichaelGarcia-me3vf
      @MichaelGarcia-me3vf 2 роки тому

      If you don’t know, you don’t know. Magnificent Bastards out

  • @joshuar6580
    @joshuar6580 4 місяці тому +3

    Ingrown toenails full removal with digital block, had two of those removed and did a few on others being a medic and incision and drainage on ass. Done some of those too. Very accurate

  • @sheepleslayer586
    @sheepleslayer586 2 роки тому +8

    The smile at the end tells me he isn't the father 😏

  • @Humpolot84
    @Humpolot84 2 роки тому +10

    HE SAID , "DUDE STOP". LOL GIVE THAT MAN AN AWARD LOL

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 2 роки тому +9

    HELL YEAH!!!!!! Lil orajel to numb the toe, sharpest cuticle scissors that you can find, cut all the way down to the root, pull it out, hot soapy water, neosporin/ 2 ply piece of sterile TP, BANDAID-- give it a week!!!!! Doctor in 1998, GER/ ALLIED FORCE, trained me up!!!! THANK YOU, SIR!!!!!

  • @zackprice3047
    @zackprice3047 2 роки тому +6

    "YOGA, I DO THAT SHIT."

  • @ddooodddoo
    @ddooodddoo 2 роки тому +6

    Seeing videos like this make me wish I wasn't banned from tinder

  • @kyleransom5502
    @kyleransom5502 2 роки тому +23

    If I still had my navy uniform I would give it to you guys for more costumes/uniforms

    • @warthy4889
      @warthy4889 10 місяців тому +1

      dont navy corpsman wear marine uniforms when attached to a marine unit ?

    • @billlam7756
      @billlam7756 10 місяців тому

      Yes, greenside doc

  • @chacecleckley4620
    @chacecleckley4620 2 роки тому +7

    “Short, sweet, tactful and articulate” - 10:54

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 2 роки тому +5

    Accurate on a different level..

  • @icarus_FH
    @icarus_FH 2 роки тому +6

    Donny O'Malley, yo this guy's gay for sure! Lmao

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 2 роки тому +3

    At the end-- said goodbye to my kids 614 times--- NEVER AGAIN!!!!!! 23/22/10 yes old now-- MY WORLD!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😓😓😓😓😓😓

  • @shanemay-gunlogson9575
    @shanemay-gunlogson9575 2 роки тому +11

    That ending hot me in the feels...
    Edit:hit (autocorrect)

    • @agamerscoven
      @agamerscoven 3 місяці тому +1

      If you put a semicolon between hot and me, it would still work 😂.

  • @Locopueblo
    @Locopueblo 2 роки тому +7

    "This guy's following Shamar Moore, The Rock, Donny O'Malley..This guys gay for sure."

  • @QuantikoOfficial
    @QuantikoOfficial Рік тому +4

    4:47 And just like that, Spencer forgot his 5th General Order

  • @proudtennessean6152
    @proudtennessean6152 2 роки тому +5

    That. Was. Awesome.

  • @jaredfoote30000
    @jaredfoote30000 2 роки тому +4

    Super good... I'm so impressed...

  • @Jim_Fries
    @Jim_Fries Місяць тому +1

    Pilonidal cyst! That brings back bad memories…

    • @Khemtime
      @Khemtime 7 днів тому

      Got one my first deployment. They used me to let everyone at medical get practice packing gauze in it.

  • @joshuagoldston3174
    @joshuagoldston3174 2 місяці тому +1

    love this

  • @whatsinthebox5504
    @whatsinthebox5504 2 роки тому +2

    What you know about this....thats that balance!

  • @tangoalpha1091
    @tangoalpha1091 2 роки тому +13

    I served from 02-12, USAF (2W1X1) and lived such a sheltered life compared to most of you lol... this shit is sick and hilarious!

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 2 роки тому +1

      Fellow weapons. What airframe?

    • @tangoalpha1091
      @tangoalpha1091 2 роки тому +1

      @@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 I worked mostly F-16 (all models?) And 2 years experience on F-15/E. Glad I joine and glad I left lol

  • @ethanmellard2777
    @ethanmellard2777 2 роки тому +14

    Things that piss marines off to the max 1.Navy Corpsman 2. Sodexo workers

  • @mandke23
    @mandke23 6 днів тому

    11:10 what a transition from his words 🤣

  • @irishsamurai9008
    @irishsamurai9008 5 місяців тому +2

    Okinawa was my first post with females

  • @Boogs114
    @Boogs114 2 роки тому +3

    😅So glad I went GM, after 3 yrs as a deck seaman⚓

  • @anthonyryan6716
    @anthonyryan6716 10 місяців тому +2

    Dude STOP! LOL

  • @seasickmuffin8451
    @seasickmuffin8451 2 роки тому +2

    Look man, you can be straight while having impure thoughts of donny'o'malley, that's one Fine man

  • @stevendenton8994
    @stevendenton8994 2 роки тому

    I was watching Heartbreak Ridge this morning! It came to me! VetTV feature length film inspired by heartbreak ridge! I know VETTV can do it better!

  • @ethanclark9870
    @ethanclark9870 2 роки тому +5

    Wish I had a gay friend like that lol I'd be cracking tf up with em🤣🤣

    • @spanningbread
      @spanningbread 2 роки тому

      bro im right here 💀💀💀💀

  • @kenkratman6447
    @kenkratman6447 2 роки тому +2

    Yeah. Pretty correct. Semper Fi!

  • @tokiburoak7457
    @tokiburoak7457 6 днів тому

    I love this show.

  • @realplayer9603
    @realplayer9603 2 роки тому +4

    "He follows Donny O'Malley...gay for sure"

  • @rustinfox6762
    @rustinfox6762 2 роки тому +2

    Wait wait these are on UA-cam now?... How?! Lol such a great show though

  • @leohedrick1624
    @leohedrick1624 2 роки тому +2

    Where are all my HM4's at? Hahahhahahahhahahaha gald i got my DD214 did all the actual work but zero command involvement

  • @samiel992
    @samiel992 4 дні тому

    This makes greenside corpsman life look fun as fuk

  • @jdilly8882
    @jdilly8882 2 роки тому +4

    I thought only marines used Marpat

    • @spanningbread
      @spanningbread 2 роки тому +2

      Navy corpsmen are basically marines.

  • @masteroverincompetents7915
    @masteroverincompetents7915 2 роки тому +2

    Sucks using this in Oki, that's for damn sure

  • @primafacie5029
    @primafacie5029 2 роки тому +11

    This was a good show. Scrubs-esc

  • @aprilgeneric8027
    @aprilgeneric8027 2 роки тому +2

    4:55 OKAY THERE cARLY rAE jEPSON

  • @zen_1371
    @zen_1371 Місяць тому

    Bro i used to be stationed at 7th ESB 🤣 that's wild af

  • @jamesbacon5690
    @jamesbacon5690 2 роки тому +7

    Pure fiction. Navy corpsmen getting laid??

  • @rodzerickabgaming
    @rodzerickabgaming 3 місяці тому

    i have no words

  • @pakmatherdiverb
    @pakmatherdiverb 6 місяців тому +7

    Having my toenails removed was one of the best decisions i ever made
    No one needs toenails
    Dragging a deflatable one day barefoot it caught on my big toenail ripping it almost completely off, i just grabbed it and yanked the rest of the way off and toss into the water “dont need that anymore”
    It grew back all fucked up, leading to more constant pain….
    Eventually i had both big toe and both middle toenails removed
    For sure the right call

  • @ninkd0311
    @ninkd0311 2 роки тому +3

    This a documentary about my BAS right

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 2 роки тому +9

    So what is that envelope that guys freaking out about?

    • @tommyblackwell3760
      @tommyblackwell3760 2 роки тому +10

      Paternity test results

    • @StormySky48
      @StormySky48 2 роки тому +4

      @@tommyblackwell3760 so he was worried about if the child was his or not?
      No soldiers would not want to be the father but being that he's gay....

    • @TraceyAllen
      @TraceyAllen 2 роки тому

      @@StormySky48 that was the guy with hair. Not him.

    • @mikeluna4637
      @mikeluna4637 2 роки тому

      He said something about a PCS. So I thought maybe he was debating about doing a remote and leaving his fam for a year or two, since he was so sentimental about his baby. So brown envelope might have been orders?

    • @mikeluna4637
      @mikeluna4637 2 роки тому

      Maybe I'm just thinking too deep.

  • @amberinthebox4462
    @amberinthebox4462 2 місяці тому

    Them making the video. Holy fk lmfao

  • @nestorgarcia6439
    @nestorgarcia6439 4 дні тому

    what was that letter bald dude was opening at the end? Paternity Test? Rank up?

  • @Panthercholo
    @Panthercholo 2 роки тому +5

    Is she not O'Malley's twin sister??

  • @marz2thestarz
    @marz2thestarz 2 роки тому

    This is high quality

  • @billlawrence8520
    @billlawrence8520 4 місяці тому

    I’m in love with Squib.

  • @thesonofno1
    @thesonofno1 2 роки тому +2

    Lol 7th ESB was my unit

  • @hawghawg381
    @hawghawg381 2 роки тому

    She arm bared it. Love.

  • @astromos1373
    @astromos1373 2 роки тому

    I'm getting a subscription as soon as I got enough moolah

  • @artolix6412
    @artolix6412 14 днів тому

    Yo that's my old unit's BAS! 7th ESB.

  • @teandbiscuits00
    @teandbiscuits00 2 роки тому +2

    wait why is the navy wearing woodlands?

    • @spanningbread
      @spanningbread 2 роки тому +2

      Navy Corpsmen get issued the same uniforms as enlisted and officer marines.

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus 2 роки тому +2

      @@spanningbread only greenside corpsmen. Meaning the docs that get the pleasure of being the marines medical staff

  • @kwdoug
    @kwdoug 2 роки тому

    Quad zero. Truth

  • @thomaspeers3304
    @thomaspeers3304 2 роки тому

    Shockingly similar in the RN LOL

  • @samhianblackmoon
    @samhianblackmoon 2 роки тому

    Them Takis tho👊🏽😆

  • @revbr4v087
    @revbr4v087 2 роки тому

    so great

  • @SeanMcUSMC
    @SeanMcUSMC 4 місяці тому

    7th ESB! Hell yes!

  • @BG-gx3cf
    @BG-gx3cf Рік тому +1

    Lol is that Thad from blue mountain state

  • @illegalimmigrant1744
    @illegalimmigrant1744 2 роки тому

    Seaman recruit, I am, funny part I’m going in as hospital corpsman

  • @BravoCompany-09
    @BravoCompany-09 6 місяців тому

    The takis medics 👌

  • @IPvChris
    @IPvChris 4 дні тому

    5:14 😂

  • @Leo-Angel-of-Death
    @Leo-Angel-of-Death Рік тому

    This was me in Yokosuka

  • @Jonathan-hz4yg
    @Jonathan-hz4yg 3 місяці тому

    Only in the Navy lol 😂

  • @Scott_Buchanan
    @Scott_Buchanan 4 місяці тому

    I’ll never eat taki’s again

  • @user-su9fh6ct4d
    @user-su9fh6ct4d 2 роки тому

    YOGA: I DO THAT SHIT

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 2 роки тому

    I took a shit this late morning. I feel better now.

  • @todydn
    @todydn 2 роки тому

    Donny omallie hes gay for sure lmaooooo im dead rn

  • @sqter00
    @sqter00 2 роки тому +3

    God save me from the medics :D
    Great :D

  • @yuvanbaldwinew9282
    @yuvanbaldwinew9282 2 роки тому

    This is so funny dam..👍

  • @benjaminwalburn7289
    @benjaminwalburn7289 2 роки тому

    fuck yea this was my 1 year on base

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 2 роки тому

    Yrs old, SIRI IS DRUNK!!!!!!!!

  • @U.S.AGOVERNMENTANDMILITARY
    @U.S.AGOVERNMENTANDMILITARY 3 дні тому

    What the hail were they doing with his ass!?!?!!??

  • @DIYprojects66
    @DIYprojects66 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao, it’s so funny

  • @andrewherrera3d
    @andrewherrera3d 26 днів тому

    Who is the actress that plays Squibb?

  • @marcofloresmfcs1
    @marcofloresmfcs1 2 роки тому

    What song is that when the smoke is in the bedroom/bathroom?

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 Рік тому

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😅

  • @user-pm5td9pc4s
    @user-pm5td9pc4s 2 роки тому +2

    Donny n squib gotta smash.

  • @MrStaybrown
    @MrStaybrown 5 місяців тому

    7th ESB?🤣