One of the most legit, accurate segments ever. Every brand-new Airman (male and female) needs to see this. People will only learn from two ways: By wisdom or consequence. The consequence learners always have the most difficult life.
Nope nope nope. All airmen and soldiers have warned me to NOT get married. Even my recruiter isn’t married and he is 5 years older than me. He legit encourages me to just have fun. This is nightmare fuel 😂😭😭
Just don't marry while you're in. I think this happens mostly with younger crowds. Of course it happens with the older ones as well but from what I've seen being in a military family and also being a civilian is that the young are the ones who rush into situations more often like this. Just live your life. Build yourself up. Your body. Your bank account. Your skills while you in. Have a plan for what you want to do when you get out. Build a career. And then find someone afterwards.
Okitraz was not bad. Unfortunately many young dumb servicemember are too stupid to not see the results of their actions. Glad I don't have any baby mamas with any girls when I was still in the Marines. lol
3 Article 15 means they must be slacking! Back in my time in the Marines around the 2000s; Article 15 was handed out like candy. You will get Article 15 for things like improper hygiene, improper attire regulations, lack of leadership, lack of physical fitness, and etc. Only in the Chair Force will Article 15 be handed out slowly. ROFL! Funny thing was that I originally wanted to join the Chair Force but the Airmen Recruiter was a lazy piece of crap who wanted to be lazy so I went to visit the Marine Recruiter who took me seriously.
I'm not going to lie, I don't think I wanna serve anymore after watching this channel.... These videos make sense about a situation I ended up In a few years back. Now I know the truth from this channel.
If there are any boots watching this. All joking aside. This shit is about as real as it gets. Best advice my platoon Sgt said to me when I checked in. Don’t get married!! Waited right before I got out. Been married 21 years.
Bout to ship out to Lackland in Feb with a computer job that gets assigned alot of base choices. Also tryna get into Osan haha, I feel like a higher power is trying to tell me something
Germany,Japan Australia Guam is okay. or anywhere along the coast..remember dont trust anyone if they can fuck u or snitch on you they will besides that be smart and have fun
"You think VA's in hell operate faster in here?!" hahahaha. All that hype about Osan is killing me (USAF vet myself)... I've met and been propositioned by Songtan Sally and that woman is a hog... I am pretty sure she has her own unofficial social media accounts for FD, Twitter and maybe a couple others. ua-cam.com/video/xoaBDyXS1EY/v-deo.html This whole skit is terrifyingly accurate about my fellow USAF people.
USAF 92-97. This was hilarious. The Osan part was so true. Should have included a part about the airman blowing $1000 on juicy girls and reporting to the Shirt when he bounced a check at the BX or tripping off of snake shot. The stories of about Eielson dorm rats/cheating wives and Mountain Home town girls could be it's own series.
im an airmen rn. theres mfs in tech school that talk about meeting the love of their lives, meanwhile im heading to germany for 3 years, and imma try and make it the best damn 3 years. fuck that early marriage stuff. rarely turns out well, especially not in the military lol
I did a double take at that... like fuck being in MOPP 4 and getting recalled all the time. Juicy girls is one thing ... Osan OPS TEMPO is quite another.
Damn that was a funny spin on the ‘‘twas the night before Christmas. Thanks for this video. Yeah usually if a chick is willing to surrender the booty to you it seems like your going to be getting hitched. But once the ring goes on seems like going in the back door turns into you being told to use the front door only. The back door is for leaving only.
Not promoting to staff. facts ..i remember when i was in and arguing with people able it..Stay or Airman or become a paper pusher thats has to grow up..10 year senior airman. idgaf.then the will try and force promote you. so you have to fail the test on purpose..good times.. we had an airman frest out of ait. that got deployed to the korea after being with us for a month. he gets deployed for 3 months comes back talking about he met some philaphino girl that he is gonna marry..luckly we were able to talk enough shit for him not to..The amount of idiots is unreal
😂😂😂✌🏼🫀💔💀 First man to die from laughing Yes his heart exploded it couldn't contain the laughter that I was inside him This is too close to home minus the army stuff or airborne in this case At least I know my son is actually my son
This hits home in so many way lmao. Seen it happen to so many friends.
The BDUs for the ghost of airman past was a good touch imo
True, except for that weird ass cover though...looked like an old school marine cap to me.
This deserves a award! Every airman should see this at the beginning of tech school and again in FTAC.
One of the most legit, accurate segments ever. Every brand-new Airman (male and female) needs to see this. People will only learn from two ways: By wisdom or consequence. The consequence learners always have the most difficult life.
Who am i allowed to fuck? And when. Its nobody and never
“local easy bake oven” 💀
It's funny 'cause it's true.
As an airman who knocked up a dorm rat, I find the hilarious and painful
Airman with a MC cover, he just played that dude.
Nope nope nope. All airmen and soldiers have warned me to NOT get married. Even my recruiter isn’t married and he is 5 years older than me. He legit encourages me to just have fun. This is nightmare fuel 😂😭😭
You'll be married by the end of the first year....
That's the point...
Just don't marry while you're in. I think this happens mostly with younger crowds. Of course it happens with the older ones as well but from what I've seen being in a military family and also being a civilian is that the young are the ones who rush into situations more often like this. Just live your life. Build yourself up. Your body. Your bank account. Your skills while you in. Have a plan for what you want to do when you get out. Build a career. And then find someone afterwards.
I love the cigar in his hat appearing and disappears with every angle change
Because he's a ghost
Not going to lie, this one hits close to home... I listened to that Ghost though!
lucker
This shit is fucking hilarious! Hit home on many points. Oki in the 90s with the banana and donkey shows!!
Okitraz was not bad. Unfortunately many young dumb servicemember are too stupid to not see the results of their actions. Glad I don't have any baby mamas with any girls when I was still in the Marines. lol
This is a universal tale of truth - works for those in the fourth year of college, about to graduate from law or medical school. The works.
The juicy bar scene was accurate lol.
One of the most accurate ones ever!
Only three Article -15s? Must not be infantry. lol
3 Article 15 means they must be slacking! Back in my time in the Marines around the 2000s; Article 15 was handed out like candy. You will get Article 15 for things like improper hygiene, improper attire regulations, lack of leadership, lack of physical fitness, and etc. Only in the Chair Force will Article 15 be handed out slowly. ROFL! Funny thing was that I originally wanted to join the Chair Force but the Airmen Recruiter was a lazy piece of crap who wanted to be lazy so I went to visit the Marine Recruiter who took me seriously.
I'm not going to lie, I don't think I wanna serve anymore after watching this channel.... These videos make sense about a situation I ended up In a few years back. Now I know the truth from this channel.
SF Hard Confirm! Never laughed my ass off as harder! Shout out to Kunsan AB.
6:03 Dad with the PACAF souvenir is classic!
I joined the Air Force in 2009 to make my life better and all I did was drink and make bad decisions
Same.
Oh my so many memories 🤣
USN 2001-2015
If there are any boots watching this. All joking aside. This shit is about as real as it gets. Best advice my platoon Sgt said to me when I checked in. Don’t get married!! Waited right before I got out. Been married 21 years.
“Which Bill Miller’s” was a cool detail
Keep it in your pants boys
Bout to ship out to Lackland in Feb with a computer job that gets assigned alot of base choices. Also tryna get into Osan haha, I feel like a higher power is trying to tell me something
Germany,Japan Australia Guam is okay. or anywhere along the coast..remember dont trust anyone if they can fuck u or snitch on you they will besides that be smart and have fun
Song tong sally 😂😂😂 the writer has definitely been to Osan
You wanna go
After he said 'Hey google" while pissing my google home mini was like "heres what I found" and it scared me and I didnt appreciate it.
They never listen.
"You think VA's in hell operate faster in here?!" hahahaha. All that hype about Osan is killing me (USAF vet myself)... I've met and been propositioned by Songtan Sally and that woman is a hog...
I am pretty sure she has her own unofficial social media accounts for FD, Twitter and maybe a couple others.
ua-cam.com/video/xoaBDyXS1EY/v-deo.html
This whole skit is terrifyingly accurate about my fellow USAF people.
If you haven’t been asked if you “wanna go” then you don’t know.
This got to be my favorite
My Brother in Fort Bliss but lives in San Antonio. Guess he be getting that AIR Action . ARMY aviation
F'ing love it, VET TV!!! Keep up the FANTASTIC work!! Merry Christmas everybody!!
LMAO that mention of Cowboys and rubbing off the X brought back memories 🤣
“We should go to cowboys” 😂😂😂😂 saw Tyler Farr at cowboys when I was at corps school 😂😂😂😂
Fuckin Cowboys, that place was weird lol
WellImeanofcourse.
But that earslap tho'.
Not the reclass into security forces, hahahaha!
.... Okay who stole my journal? Or did you talk to my ex?
which one?
@@aprilgeneric8027 - There was this stripper near Nellis AFB, name was Kharysma, gave me my first lap dance -- I almost married her...
USAF 92-97. This was hilarious. The Osan part was so true. Should have included a part about the airman blowing $1000 on juicy girls and reporting to the Shirt when he bounced a check at the BX or tripping off of snake shot. The stories of about Eielson dorm rats/cheating wives and Mountain Home town girls could be it's own series.
Guess that Kimchi Fever is real.
HOLLY SHIT THERE IS ALWAYS 1 IN THE IN THE bunch LMFAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I would have listened to that ghost and ran like forest gump.
im an airmen rn. theres mfs in tech school that talk about meeting the love of their lives, meanwhile im heading to germany for 3 years, and imma try and make it the best damn 3 years. fuck that early marriage stuff. rarely turns out well, especially not in the military lol
He said I'm hoping for Osan lmao
I did a double take at that... like fuck being in MOPP 4 and getting recalled all the time. Juicy girls is one thing ... Osan OPS TEMPO is quite another.
He should of listen
The football scene got my howling lmao
Dammit... you turned on my A/C....
Damn that was a funny spin on the ‘‘twas the night before Christmas. Thanks for this video.
Yeah usually if a chick is willing to surrender the booty to you it seems like your going to be getting hitched. But once the ring goes on seems like going in the back door turns into you being told to use the front door only. The back door is for leaving only.
Wow this hits a special way, except change it to Navy.
Our tech school is in the same building as MoA so might as well apply directly!!!
Showing up in m81 bdu... LOL
I’ll rub that stupid x off your hand lmao 🤣 integrity first this had me dying. If you know you know
Lol love all the SA references
Story of my life
Bro could have gotten back door from the right Juicy girl.
Honestly I think my anti social ness and awkwardness has done more good than harm.
Cowboys?!? 🤣
There's always a bar called Cowboys...
After i'm done in Baumholder in going to try and go straight to Osan on gawd
Roommate in Korea caught the feels for a Drinky Girl. Sold tens of thousands in stocks just to buy her weekends
Not promoting to staff. facts ..i remember when i was in and arguing with people able it..Stay or Airman or become a paper pusher thats has to grow up..10 year senior airman. idgaf.then the will try and force promote you. so you have to fail the test on purpose..good times.. we had an airman frest out of ait. that got deployed to the korea after being with us for a month. he gets deployed for 3 months comes back talking about he met some philaphino girl that he is gonna marry..luckly we were able to talk enough shit for him not to..The amount of idiots is unreal
Bro…………………………. That was me!!
as soon as he said fortnite i was like, yep we can let em suffer
There’s a bill millers on wurzbach though not hancock
Barracks bunny
Fuck this is accurate
The football 😂😂😂
Almost happened to me!!! She was soooo fine though. We woulda made gorgeous babies
You would never see your babies, or your paychecks
😂😂😂✌🏼🫀💔💀
First man to die from laughing Yes his heart exploded it couldn't contain the laughter that I was inside him
This is too close to home minus the army stuff or airborne in this case
At least I know my son is actually my son
Spot on 💯%🤣😂😅👍
AIR FORCE SONG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the barracks have google connected AC now?!?!!
Chose the bad ending
Got caught with the cheese boi. . .
Lackland Airforce Base isn't far from where my daughter Alicia and I live.
Songtan Sally is at least twice that size. J/S....
Amazing
Bill Millers. XD
"us"
Fuck yes !!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F
F
F
You hate to see it
Gold lol
Noooooooooooooooooooo ☺
XD
😂😂😂
What is wrong with being security forces?