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The worst part about meps is one minute you have a 30 year old Karen yelling at you for falling asleep. And the next you have a 70 year old doctor telling you to bend over and spread
Since I was in the Reserve, most of us went through the same MEPS. It was amazing how many different age groups remembered the same doctor that did the rectal exam. Just imagine how many ass holes that guy saw. Crazy.
@@therealamerican99.76 It's so common apparently that it's a stereotype, I heard a lot when i was in about recruiters covering their ears when they hear things that would DQ someone from service... Hell I had like 3 different recruiters when i was going through recruitment and I had heard years later that one of them used white out on another pooly's criminal record.. this is how you know this recruiter wasn't very smart/didn't care because they sent this poor pooly to be tested and fingerprinted at meps and his whole criminal record was there for all the evaluators to see..bet the recruiter got a good laugh out of it.
Wasn't the drooling marine recruit suppose to be eating his crayons during the ASVAB like they were doing when I took my ASVAB? Or did they run out of crayons since the 1990s? Things definitely have changed over the last 20 some years. But some things never do.
You shouldn't eat crayons as the health consequences may interfere with your opportunity to wage war. I knew all that AFOSH training would be good for something: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5454070/ "Crayons are among widely used substances, especially by children. Even if we take our children to a restaurant in western countries such as USA, the first thing they get on the table is a set of crayons. Although in general they are not toxic and are less messy than some of other art materials, they can have varying levels of lead contamination (2-4). Lead is a toxic heavy metal and its exposure poses a major health risk to consumers (5-7). Lead is non-biodegradable, which is a major cause of its prolonged perseverance in the environment. Exposure to lead causes numerous harmful effects on various organs including nervous and reproductive systems (7). Lead exposure has been associated with impaired spermatogenesis, reduced serum testosterone level, infertility, and abnormal prostatic functions in males (7, 8) and infertility, miscarriage, and pregnancy hypertension and premature delivery in females (9, 10). Among all the organs, the nervous system is the key target for lead-induced toxicity. Lead is associated with many neurological disorders including nerve and brain damage, Low IQ, delayed growth, short-term memory and hearing loss, behavioral problems, and possibly diseases such as Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, and schizophrenia (7, 11). Lead poisoning in children, even at low level, significantly affects their nervous system. This can cause reduced IQ, lack of ability to concentrate, slowed growth, irritability, and hyperactivity of the child. Although, not specifically related to children, lead exposure has also been associated with a variety of genomic changes including deletions, chromosomal gaps, fusion, and polyploidy (12, 13). "
@Taylor Savage lol nahhhh, i got there and decided the army was the wrong branch for me. Gonna go Navy now, bigger signing bonus for what i want to do and mi grandpappy will be prouder
Huh Meps was easy for me. Didn't get a rectal exam Everyone was nice The doc sped through my physical worst thing was getting my blood drawn. Guess I got lucky
Waiting, bp, piss, interrogation, duck walk, blood, eyes, spread cheeks, hearing. Good to go. Waited on my adhd shit to get cleared and I was good. The worst part of meps for me was the waiting. I one waited around 6 hours for the hotel shuttle bus.
This is very accurate lmao for some reason they wouldn’t let me check my score on the ASVAB until I talked to my recruiter I took a peek and some guy yelled at me from 2 feet away
@@jackelracer593 I believe you, but that's the Air Force, I'm in the Army. I went to basic with guys who were former crack addicts and big time drug dealers who got military service as a result of a mercy plea. Now that was just a couple years ago. My drill sergeant, who enlisted during Desert Storm, is one of many who came straight out of prison into the military during that time period. Standards change from branch to branch. When it comes to morality the Marine Corps is notorious for having the lowest standards. The Army is just above them, but not by much. The Navy and Air Force are known for being very picky about who gets in. Also you have to factor in what MEPS you go to and if they're making they're quotas.
I'm that shy, boy-next-door who's so self conscious I wear a shirt to the beach... in the water. But for some reason, at MEPS, I just snapped. I was talking and joking with my doctor as I took the piss test, and was genuinely chill with everything. -Something is wrong with me mentally. XD- *I am in perfect health.*
Haha. I went to MEPS on a base in Germany, and it was nothing like this... all they checked was my height, weight,vision, hearing and then a doctor checked my heartbeat and lungs and that was it 🤣
@@lioncelica5170 yeah, but not really. I lived in Germany all my life far away from any US base. I was just lucky that they don’t really have a meps there. the recruiter does everything and is shady as fuck 😂
The special one, the one with the galaxy themed shirt, is pretty much like a guy we had in my boot camp platoon, his last name was Sayoc. During the receiving night, I had to repeat Sayoc every instruction we were given for him to execute it. I don't know if he was acting like that on purpose, or if his recruiters did everything on their hands to send Sayoc like that. And no, he didn't make it out of Port Royal SC, at least no with the EGA in his pocket.
I remember everyone walking out of the office for hernia checks having a violated look on their face while trying to act nonchalant. The desk with a bottle of KY, box of gloves, waste basket full of used ones, and a big glob of spilled KY on the edge of the desk is what greeted me along with the doctor that I swear was pushing 90 years old.
I got my prostate checked at Fort Jackson by an alcohol breath laden doc for MEPS. To my knowledge no one else got a finger up the shit can while a guy from my school went through with a hole in his heart. He did get the boot upon passing out on a hump training to be a drill instructor.
I Remember going to MEPS and some newb couldn't hit my vein for shit. After about 3 minutes of digging around in my arm I thanked her by barfing all over her feet.
When the doc grabbed my junk it was with enough force to break wood and bend metal. Dude off to the side who had to be a witness to the prostate exam sat there in horror as an old man was fighting over my nuts struggling to not laugh hard enough for the other applicants to hear in the other room. Prostate exam was just as engaging. Bent down like a hooker picking up a five dollar bill. Thank God I didn't have to deal with the glove. Yelled and screamed at the entire time and was told to be the biggest dumbass by security walking in an out. Good memories.
Late to this party, but when we did the duck walk, the 6'3" navy dude running that shit was beat boxing... something tells me he LOVES his job. Idk why I was surprised at the time
I literally went too meps two weeks ago and there was an indian doctor and then there was the white doctor. If you got the indian doctor it was more than two fingers... there was a couple of weird kids...
Waiting in line to get prostate check and a stretched limo pulled behind the building .The Sarge behind me said "That's the doctor his fingers are so long he has to ride in that limo".I did the scared laugh.
We had an emo kid in MEPS in 2008... little bit chubby... pinks and blacks... same shit about the hair... little bit chubby. Guess what, he got signed for 11B... After that he cried... it was tears of happiness. He wanted to be a grunt and he got it.
I remember one kid couldn’t piss the first go round so they made him chug water until the next urinalysis group was going in. Poor guy drank so much water he puked. Worst part is he tried to cover his mouth so it sprayed all over the place and ruined his medical chart
True MEPS story from WAY back (1966): My Dad was supposed to go thru all of the stations like everyone else, except he got snagged by an MP after the first station. The MP took custody of him and walked him to every station, reminding him to "Shut UP, Do as you're told!" and he put him at the head of the line for each one. What normally was an all day, 8 hour ordeal to get thru it all, took him just 3 hours and he was finished. He got his ship-out date for boot camp and left. Turns out the MP was Dad's Brother-In-Law, (My Uncle on my Mom's side) doing him a favor to get thru it all fast. LOL!
YIKES! Remember doing that with a HANGOVER! (No computers, though. Just some Navy corpsman going, "Who's urine is this? Who left this urine here!? Is this your urine....?!!)
"You good. Welcome to the US Army. " I had a similar experience 20+ years ago. But mine was a LTC Colonel. I wrote three sworn statements attesting to my 3 misdemeanors accumulated during my early teens. Probation from age 15 -18. Warrants, arrests, public defenders, and sentences being handed down by judges and waived. Moral exemption IIRC.
My biggest question was why did the civilian doctor interogate me about my drug use, even if you say no he calls you a liar and calls you a pot head which was true but how did he know that?
At MEPS they cleaned out my ears with this water and just sprayed it as hard as they could until my right ear was ringing and I was partially deaf, then they sent me to the hearing test room and my scores weren’t amazing. I passed the hearing test but it still gets me that they made me do it after the ear cleaning thing. It sucked.
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You laugh. This is actually MEPS
so why its so accurate
The duck walk...fuck
You ain't lying
Just like meps
I had fun everyone was in a good mood when i went, it was a fuckin riot
If you went to MEPS and weren't touched by an old man did you even go to MEPS?
Actually it was a young Asian dud
I had to go to MEPS 3 times so I got the full experience.
Czech American same :)
I got a nice old lady with a sweaty chaperone
Old, angry Asian dude who walked in with a tray of food each time before he touched ya butt and fondled your balls.
MEPs is really just there to make sure you're gay enough.
wholle86 boi
Or fat enough
Or high enough
It's getting you ready to shower with more men in one day than gay pete will in his entire life.
Haha died out laughing
The worst part about meps is one minute you have a 30 year old Karen yelling at you for falling asleep. And the next you have a 70 year old doctor telling you to bend over and spread
Went through this the other day…..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Since I was in the Reserve, most of us went through the same MEPS. It was amazing how many different age groups remembered the same doctor that did the rectal exam. Just imagine how many ass holes that guy saw. Crazy.
😂 I thought the same thing
Imagine how many heads the barber at mcrd San Diego shaved. I bet the doc at any meps has seen just as many buttholes.
He liked it
Well, they say if you love what you do u never work one day in your life. You need to be a special type of patriot for that job
I literally went through MEPS today, and it's scary how accurate this is. Besides the pissing part and getting fisted.
shhhhh, the general public doesnt need to know that the fisting doesnt exist...
Wait you didn't get fisted?
EatThePussy445 exactly.
Bishop wait what??
Who you disregard my comment, you never read it
As soon as I saw that DOD civilian say “no talking this is the military” I knew that this is so true to MEPS. MEPS is so full of shit 😂
Hahaha
Beautiful a contractor yelling at people...lmao
We had a subway worker when they gave us lunch and he yelled at us to stfu all the time 😂
Nicest DA civilian.
Did she say taste and accuracy
Taste, Color, Volume AND Accuracy...
We had that drooling Marine in my group too lmao the kid passed too surprisingly haha
No foooken way?
He was probably Honor man! Lol jk
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember two guys who couldn't pee in the cup and spent the next hour and a half at the water fountain and the bathroom
*that was me
Some dude pissed at MEPs righr before the piss test
Meeeee
calling me out hard rn
It was really easy for me but someone started moaning right next to me because they couldn’t piss
I’d rather do the Crucible again than go through MEPS a second time
I leave for San Diego March 2nd 🤙
GaMiNg RePuBlIc aw shit brother same ! 👌🏽 leaving from Htown to SD
@@chillyboisquarepants4857 wait fr?!?!?! My last name is McDonald, you? I'll keep an eye out for you brother!
@@chillyboisquarepants4857 same ship date too?!
Crucible ain't too bad lol
I remember when I went through they made us go to attention when speaking to contractors. Looking back on it it makes me laugh at them
It should lol
I went back in and slept the whole time lol
It's all true except the fisting part happens after you join and they don't use lube.
Absolutely
*record deleted* I’m dead XD
*Welcome to the US Army* LMAO
Hahhahahahhahah I’ve met some guys like that I’ve only been in a short while.
@@therealamerican99.76 It's so common apparently that it's a stereotype, I heard a lot when i was in about recruiters covering their ears when they hear things that would DQ someone from service...
Hell I had like 3 different recruiters when i was going through recruitment and I had heard years later that one of them used white out on another pooly's criminal record.. this is how you know this recruiter wasn't very smart/didn't care because they sent this poor pooly to be tested and fingerprinted at meps and his whole criminal record was there for all the evaluators to see..bet the recruiter got a good laugh out of it.
SPC Dewitt Yup
@@FrogOf4Chan I have something from 10 years ago a restraining order that was later dropped , you think they’ll let me in the navy lol?
I lost it when the asian guy started lubing up his fist
Wasn't the drooling marine recruit suppose to be eating his crayons during the ASVAB like they were doing when I took my ASVAB? Or did they run out of crayons since the 1990s? Things definitely have changed over the last 20 some years. But some things never do.
Nah they got em flyin helicopters and shit now, shits wack
Its changed even some of the stuff that was in this video dosnt happen anymore it was pretty fucking funny tho
Oh my god........ 2002 at MEPs in SD........
@@huntermyers6409 I know. I'm pretty sure the Army doesn't even bother with the formality of the background check anymore.
You shouldn't eat crayons as the health consequences may interfere with your opportunity to wage war. I knew all that AFOSH training would be good for something:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5454070/
"Crayons are among widely used substances, especially by children. Even if we take our children to a restaurant in western countries such as USA, the first thing they get on the table is a set of crayons. Although in general they are not toxic and are less messy than some of other art materials, they can have varying levels of lead contamination (2-4). Lead is a toxic heavy metal and its exposure poses a major health risk to consumers (5-7). Lead is non-biodegradable, which is a major cause of its prolonged perseverance in the environment. Exposure to lead causes numerous harmful effects on various organs including nervous and reproductive systems (7). Lead exposure has been associated with impaired spermatogenesis, reduced serum testosterone level, infertility, and abnormal prostatic functions in males (7, 8) and infertility, miscarriage, and pregnancy hypertension and premature delivery in females (9, 10). Among all the organs, the nervous system is the key target for lead-induced toxicity. Lead is associated with many neurological disorders including nerve and brain damage, Low IQ, delayed growth, short-term memory and hearing loss, behavioral problems, and possibly diseases such as Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, and schizophrenia (7, 11). Lead poisoning in children, even at low level, significantly affects their nervous system. This can cause reduced IQ, lack of ability to concentrate, slowed growth, irritability, and hyperactivity of the child. Although, not specifically related to children, lead exposure has also been associated with a variety of genomic changes including deletions, chromosomal gaps, fusion, and polyploidy (12, 13). "
I'm thinking of rejoining just to experience the Utopia of MEPS again.
11B FTW
Trust me they don’t stick a finger up your butt all you do is open your butt cheeks, That’s it
@@EuroS50 LMFAO Holy shit that is perfect!
@@sokaimam5180 Well that's a goddamn lie
Shut your fucking mouth.
@xOPER8Rx No balls.
I have meps on friday, this is preparing me better than my recruiter has if i had to guess
Yup pretty accurate
Was it accurate to some degree?
@@aphysique to some degree, i can definitely see where they got this from.
@Taylor Savage lol nahhhh, i got there and decided the army was the wrong branch for me. Gonna go Navy now, bigger signing bonus for what i want to do and mi grandpappy will be prouder
@@titojesusmane9540 in other words, you were disqualified.
Huh Meps was easy for me.
Didn't get a rectal exam
Everyone was nice
The doc sped through my physical
worst thing was getting my blood drawn.
Guess I got lucky
simbadg13 Same here, except I had to bend over and spread cheeks.
@@Awesomenesspossumness same with me but at least we didnt get touched
Where did you go for it?
Sounds like my experience.
Waiting, bp, piss, interrogation, duck walk, blood, eyes, spread cheeks, hearing. Good to go. Waited on my adhd shit to get cleared and I was good. The worst part of meps for me was the waiting. I one waited around 6 hours for the hotel shuttle bus.
The coast guard with two people waiting 😂😂😂👏👏 loved it. Love my branch.
This is very accurate lmao for some reason they wouldn’t let me check my score on the ASVAB until I talked to my recruiter I took a peek and some guy yelled at me from 2 feet away
Ramiro Reyes lol same thing happened to me
That's it I'm sold. This episode was dead on accurate as f***. From 3:54 to the end I was dead🤣🤣🤣
yeah right ive been turned down 9 times by the USAF for my criminal history thats too fake
@@jackelracer593 I believe you, but that's the Air Force, I'm in the Army. I went to basic with guys who were former crack addicts and big time drug dealers who got military service as a result of a mercy plea. Now that was just a couple years ago. My drill sergeant, who enlisted during Desert Storm, is one of many who came straight out of prison into the military during that time period.
Standards change from branch to branch. When it comes to morality the Marine Corps is notorious for having the lowest standards. The Army is just above them, but not by much. The Navy and Air Force are known for being very picky about who gets in. Also you have to factor in what MEPS you go to and if they're making they're quotas.
Same bro it’s fucking hilarious.
@@davidvergel1533 no fricken way are they taking felon's?? Really
Damn Rousey really let herself go
That’s Chelcie Lynn!! Aka “Tammy”
"You will be tested on taste, color, volume, and accuracy" hahaha amazing
Yep.. MEPs was worse than everything I've had to do since.
"Lying could face jail" sign... I am just a poolee and I was never to sure how accurate Vet TV was... but DAMN
I'm that shy, boy-next-door who's so self conscious I wear a shirt to the beach... in the water.
But for some reason, at MEPS, I just snapped. I was talking and joking with my doctor as I took the piss test, and was genuinely chill with everything. -Something is wrong with me mentally. XD- *I am in perfect health.*
Ranstone Lol same.
It's been two years, how are ya
Just finished MEPS this morning and it's so spot on 😂
Meps was the gayest 2 days of my life didn’t get any fingers up my ass tho lmao, this is pretty acurate
Lmao missing out
8:26 So easy even people without feet can pass.
Haha. I went to MEPS on a base in Germany, and it was nothing like this... all they checked was my height, weight,vision, hearing and then a doctor checked my heartbeat and lungs and that was it 🤣
Sounds like a military brat. Lucky.
Right they looked me up and down like a rat they planned on experimenting on and I ended up getting shot down
@@lioncelica5170 yeah, but not really. I lived in Germany all my life far away from any US base. I was just lucky that they don’t really have a meps there. the recruiter does everything and is shady as fuck 😂
I've just completed the Australian Army recruiting process and I related to everything here!! So funny and so true!!
This is literally a new "Office"
The guy drooling killed me 😂😂😂
The special one, the one with the galaxy themed shirt, is pretty much like a guy we had in my boot camp platoon, his last name was Sayoc. During the receiving night, I had to repeat Sayoc every instruction we were given for him to execute it.
I don't know if he was acting like that on purpose, or if his recruiters did everything on their hands to send Sayoc like that.
And no, he didn't make it out of Port Royal SC, at least no with the EGA in his pocket.
I remember everyone walking out of the office for hernia checks having a violated look on their face while trying to act nonchalant. The desk with a bottle of KY, box of gloves, waste basket full of used ones, and a big glob of spilled KY on the edge of the desk is what greeted me along with the doctor that I swear was pushing 90 years old.
When i was bent over someone tried to open the door
Almost got PTSD before you even shipped.
Lmao
I was there 20 years ago and I remeber it being a lot like this.
just got home from MEPS. Holy shit, after watching it beforehand, and watching it again, it is so much funnier now.
Lmao love hearing that
I was nervous for meps, but not anymore. Thanks VET Tv👍
Honestly this is so accurate it actually gave me goosebumps just remembering this shit
I got my prostate checked at Fort Jackson by an alcohol breath laden doc for MEPS. To my knowledge no one else got a finger up the shit can while a guy from my school went through with a hole in his heart. He did get the boot upon passing out on a hump training to be a drill instructor.
I just got done at meps a few weeks ago and the dr looked like a mad scientist
OMG I'm dying oh oh my God the dude in glasses was the best
Just got back from MEPS yesterday, this is 100% correct lmao.
19K?
@@richardnoah2922 Yep, also Jesus christ this is from 4 years ago... fuuucckkkk
"And you young man, come'on move along." 😂
I did MEPS back in 1990 at Louisville, KY. Still keeping the tradition I see.. LOL! Loving this content guys! Keep em coming!
Dear God, this was way too accurate! This had me laughing so damn hard, I'm actually light headed from the lack of oxygen to my jacked up brain.
That asthma can stay between us.
This is the greatest video of all time good job guys.
I Remember going to MEPS and some newb couldn't hit my vein for shit. After about 3 minutes of digging around in my arm I thanked her by barfing all over her feet.
This is some top notch stuff
Ah yes the ol “I’m on your side, I’m your friend, and i just want you to make it” 😂
You guys nailed MEPS.
When Dr. Chang lubed up his middle finger , then just started spraying KY on his entire fist. 🤣
I just when to meps and I can tell you from experience this was very accurate. love the videos keep up the amazing work.
I just did the whole MEPS physical last Wednesday lmao shipping April 30th army
May 20th ft Sill Oklahoma
Hope you're enjoying reception young boot
Death Realm did ya pass
When the doc grabbed my junk it was with enough force to break wood and bend metal. Dude off to the side who had to be a witness to the prostate exam sat there in horror as an old man was fighting over my nuts struggling to not laugh hard enough for the other applicants to hear in the other room.
Prostate exam was just as engaging. Bent down like a hooker picking up a five dollar bill. Thank God I didn't have to deal with the glove.
Yelled and screamed at the entire time and was told to be the biggest dumbass by security walking in an out. Good memories.
Got back from MEPS 2 weeks ago.. Ft Jackson. This is very accurate
Late to this party, but when we did the duck walk, the 6'3" navy dude running that shit was beat boxing... something tells me he LOVES his job. Idk why I was surprised at the time
Went to MEPS yesterday for my physical…..easily one of the longest days of my life 🤦🏻♂️
Was just there 2 days ago. This is exactly how it was. And I mean to a tee. Like the resemblance is fucking insane.
Can't wait! Now y'all just need to accept paypal
The middle-fingered glove with taps being played…pure gold
Finally one I can relate, this is actually M.E.P.S. Lmao. The Jacksonville meps is way worse doe. Going to Parris island in less than a month
Good luck to ya man
Jacksonville wasn’t that bad just the fucking waiting around was bad I leave 27th of this month
Dude Jacksonville was funny but sucked still. when I went like 90% of the people there were goin navy
Im wearing that exact purple alien shirt night now. Wtf.
Bro how do you nail every fucking episode exactly how it is in the military
Prepare the long rubber gloves...eni meni mini mo...I wonder where my glove will go?
I remember having eczema and the doctor was like “O-well I’ll just wave it no big deal have a good day son”
I was an MP and a captain had me run background checks on the guys working the road. All multiple felons 😆😂😆😂
They picked the perfect actors for this
I literally went too meps two weeks ago and there was an indian doctor and then there was the white doctor. If you got the indian doctor it was more than two fingers... there was a couple of weird kids...
Waiting in line to get prostate check and a stretched limo pulled behind the building .The Sarge behind me said "That's the doctor his fingers are so long he has to ride in that limo".I did the scared laugh.
We had an emo kid in MEPS in 2008... little bit chubby... pinks and blacks... same shit about the hair... little bit chubby. Guess what, he got signed for 11B... After that he cried... it was tears of happiness. He wanted to be a grunt and he got it.
Pretty accurately reflects my time at MEPS. No joke.
I remember one kid couldn’t piss the first go round so they made him chug water until the next urinalysis group was going in. Poor guy drank so much water he puked. Worst part is he tried to cover his mouth so it sprayed all over the place and ruined his medical chart
6:06 “lie just lie don’t tell them shit I’ll get a waver for you” -recruiter
Just went through MEPS last month. This is incredibly accurate, except we couldn't have our cell phones.
This is exactly like MEPS and the people that go through it.
To the guy with nubs for feet im glad you where there for my first time at meps
True MEPS story from WAY back (1966):
My Dad was supposed to go thru all of the stations like everyone else, except he got snagged by an MP after the first station. The MP took custody of him and walked him to every station, reminding him to "Shut UP, Do as you're told!" and he put him at the head of the line for each one. What normally was an all day, 8 hour ordeal to get thru it all, took him just 3 hours and he was finished. He got his ship-out date for boot camp and left. Turns out the MP was Dad's Brother-In-Law, (My Uncle on my Mom's side) doing him a favor to get thru it all fast. LOL!
I remember going to MEPS, the doctor who checked me was so old I'm pretty sure he personally knew dinosaurs back in the day.
You're going to be graded on taste, color, volume and accuracy.
YIKES! Remember doing that with a HANGOVER! (No computers, though. Just some Navy corpsman going, "Who's urine is this? Who left this urine here!? Is this your urine....?!!)
The intro truly captured the bizarreness of meps haha
Got DQ'd at MEPS and this has to be almost exactly what the process was like
"You good. Welcome to the US Army. "
I had a similar experience 20+ years ago. But mine was a LTC Colonel. I wrote three sworn statements attesting to my 3 misdemeanors accumulated during my early teens. Probation from age 15 -18. Warrants, arrests, public defenders, and sentences being handed down by judges and waived. Moral exemption IIRC.
this is one of the best vids ever
I was laughing until he said "lets just say I got a 78" because I went to MEPS 3 weeks ago and also scored a 78 that had me ROLLING
My biggest question was why did the civilian doctor interogate me about my drug use, even if you say no he calls you a liar and calls you a pot head which was true but how did he know that?
100% on-point accurate.
Ok I might have to sign up for this 😂😂
At MEPS they cleaned out my ears with this water and just sprayed it as hard as they could until my right ear was ringing and I was partially deaf, then they sent me to the hearing test room and my scores weren’t amazing. I passed the hearing test but it still gets me that they made me do it after the ear cleaning thing. It sucked.
They did it with cold water, gave me the worst headache I have ever had.
The goddamn duck walk... fuck that shit man. :D
Memories.......
The accuracy of this hurts 😂😂
I remember this one dude who couldn’t piss in a cup at all 🤣
@ 1:05 😂 he pulled up all slow