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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2024

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  • @VETTvchannel
    @VETTvchannel  6 років тому +74

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    • @majmarkmiranda
      @majmarkmiranda 6 років тому +2

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    • @igot99problemsbutmyaltaint81
      @igot99problemsbutmyaltaint81 4 роки тому

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  • @dob3079
    @dob3079 6 років тому +1759

    You laugh. This is actually MEPS

    • @whatnot7453
      @whatnot7453 5 років тому +59

      so why its so accurate

    • @GSXR_1K_FTW
      @GSXR_1K_FTW 5 років тому +103

      The duck walk...fuck

    • @johnthomason2773
      @johnthomason2773 5 років тому +34

      You ain't lying

    • @the_hulk392
      @the_hulk392 5 років тому +14

      Just like meps

    • @dankdark974
      @dankdark974 5 років тому +35

      I had fun everyone was in a good mood when i went, it was a fuckin riot

  • @daveferguson9047
    @daveferguson9047 5 років тому +792

    If you went to MEPS and weren't touched by an old man did you even go to MEPS?

    • @carlosmota8379
      @carlosmota8379 5 років тому +12

      Actually it was a young Asian dud

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 4 роки тому +17

      I had to go to MEPS 3 times so I got the full experience.

    • @peytonaaron3026
      @peytonaaron3026 4 роки тому +2

      Czech American same :)

    • @CVPI07
      @CVPI07 4 роки тому +4

      I got a nice old lady with a sweaty chaperone

    • @iroraccy
      @iroraccy 4 роки тому +5

      Old, angry Asian dude who walked in with a tray of food each time before he touched ya butt and fondled your balls.

  • @JohnnyKaw11B
    @JohnnyKaw11B 5 років тому +1059

    MEPs is really just there to make sure you're gay enough.

  • @mr.lonely2463
    @mr.lonely2463 3 роки тому +233

    The worst part about meps is one minute you have a 30 year old Karen yelling at you for falling asleep. And the next you have a 70 year old doctor telling you to bend over and spread

    • @erndel1652
      @erndel1652 2 роки тому +3

      Went through this the other day…..

    • @Edgygazelle99
      @Edgygazelle99 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @T10LawnDart
    @T10LawnDart 5 років тому +236

    Since I was in the Reserve, most of us went through the same MEPS. It was amazing how many different age groups remembered the same doctor that did the rectal exam. Just imagine how many ass holes that guy saw. Crazy.

    • @carlosmota8379
      @carlosmota8379 5 років тому +6

      😂 I thought the same thing

    • @davidcoffman9326
      @davidcoffman9326 4 роки тому

      Imagine how many heads the barber at mcrd San Diego shaved. I bet the doc at any meps has seen just as many buttholes.

    • @Edgygazelle99
      @Edgygazelle99 2 роки тому

      He liked it

    • @emmetts1899
      @emmetts1899 Рік тому +1

      Well, they say if you love what you do u never work one day in your life. You need to be a special type of patriot for that job

  • @kommandantduncan1693
    @kommandantduncan1693 5 років тому +633

    I literally went through MEPS today, and it's scary how accurate this is. Besides the pissing part and getting fisted.

    • @bishop4390
      @bishop4390 5 років тому +83

      shhhhh, the general public doesnt need to know that the fisting doesnt exist...

    • @eatthepussy4457
      @eatthepussy4457 5 років тому +70

      Wait you didn't get fisted?

    • @bishop4390
      @bishop4390 5 років тому +6

      EatThePussy445 exactly.

    • @matty9699
      @matty9699 5 років тому

      Bishop wait what??

    • @bishop4390
      @bishop4390 5 років тому +1

      Who you disregard my comment, you never read it

  • @moneymastermind2698
    @moneymastermind2698 5 років тому +99

    As soon as I saw that DOD civilian say “no talking this is the military” I knew that this is so true to MEPS. MEPS is so full of shit 😂

  • @sethchiaroproductions2171
    @sethchiaroproductions2171 5 років тому +543

    Beautiful a contractor yelling at people...lmao

    • @isaac-vb1ng
      @isaac-vb1ng 3 роки тому +1

      We had a subway worker when they gave us lunch and he yelled at us to stfu all the time 😂

    • @RoundenBrown
      @RoundenBrown Рік тому

      Nicest DA civilian.

  • @majmarkmiranda
    @majmarkmiranda 6 років тому +222

    Did she say taste and accuracy

    • @devo1785
      @devo1785 5 років тому +21

      Taste, Color, Volume AND Accuracy...

  • @allwingsdriver4856
    @allwingsdriver4856 6 років тому +180

    We had that drooling Marine in my group too lmao the kid passed too surprisingly haha

    • @aphysique
      @aphysique 5 років тому +2

      No foooken way?

    • @MrHumpah12
      @MrHumpah12 4 роки тому +8

      He was probably Honor man! Lol jk

    • @Edgygazelle99
      @Edgygazelle99 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bruges1964
    @bruges1964 6 років тому +550

    I remember two guys who couldn't pee in the cup and spent the next hour and a half at the water fountain and the bathroom

    • @sgtsimplycrispy7749
      @sgtsimplycrispy7749 5 років тому +51

      *that was me

    • @nathanielshelnutt4321
      @nathanielshelnutt4321 5 років тому +25

      Some dude pissed at MEPs righr before the piss test

    • @Jmack7861
      @Jmack7861 5 років тому +2

      Meeeee

    • @ylysergic1749
      @ylysergic1749 5 років тому +14

      calling me out hard rn

    • @sikelama8996
      @sikelama8996 5 років тому +15

      It was really easy for me but someone started moaning right next to me because they couldn’t piss

  • @gustavoalmanza2673
    @gustavoalmanza2673 5 років тому +221

    I’d rather do the Crucible again than go through MEPS a second time

    • @jdm777certified
      @jdm777certified 4 роки тому +5

      I leave for San Diego March 2nd 🤙

    • @chillyboisquarepants4857
      @chillyboisquarepants4857 4 роки тому +4

      GaMiNg RePuBlIc aw shit brother same ! 👌🏽 leaving from Htown to SD

    • @jdm777certified
      @jdm777certified 4 роки тому +2

      @@chillyboisquarepants4857 wait fr?!?!?! My last name is McDonald, you? I'll keep an eye out for you brother!

    • @jdm777certified
      @jdm777certified 4 роки тому +2

      @@chillyboisquarepants4857 same ship date too?!

    • @billlam7756
      @billlam7756 4 роки тому

      Crucible ain't too bad lol

  • @wafflestomp191
    @wafflestomp191 5 років тому +96

    I remember when I went through they made us go to attention when speaking to contractors. Looking back on it it makes me laugh at them

  • @dzobie
    @dzobie 5 років тому +165

    It's all true except the fisting part happens after you join and they don't use lube.

  • @sorexlozen8968
    @sorexlozen8968 5 років тому +341

    *record deleted* I’m dead XD

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 4 роки тому +4

      *Welcome to the US Army* LMAO

    • @therealamerican99.76
      @therealamerican99.76 4 роки тому +3

      Hahhahahahhahah I’ve met some guys like that I’ve only been in a short while.

    • @FrogOf4Chan
      @FrogOf4Chan 4 роки тому +1

      @@therealamerican99.76 It's so common apparently that it's a stereotype, I heard a lot when i was in about recruiters covering their ears when they hear things that would DQ someone from service...
      Hell I had like 3 different recruiters when i was going through recruitment and I had heard years later that one of them used white out on another pooly's criminal record.. this is how you know this recruiter wasn't very smart/didn't care because they sent this poor pooly to be tested and fingerprinted at meps and his whole criminal record was there for all the evaluators to see..bet the recruiter got a good laugh out of it.

    • @therealamerican99.76
      @therealamerican99.76 4 роки тому

      SPC Dewitt Yup

    • @357-swagnumultramagax9
      @357-swagnumultramagax9 3 роки тому

      @@FrogOf4Chan I have something from 10 years ago a restraining order that was later dropped , you think they’ll let me in the navy lol?

  • @spencernelson1560
    @spencernelson1560 5 років тому +141

    I lost it when the asian guy started lubing up his fist

  • @SecurityGuy42
    @SecurityGuy42 6 років тому +206

    Wasn't the drooling marine recruit suppose to be eating his crayons during the ASVAB like they were doing when I took my ASVAB? Or did they run out of crayons since the 1990s? Things definitely have changed over the last 20 some years. But some things never do.

    • @chaseblum2702
      @chaseblum2702 6 років тому +8

      Nah they got em flyin helicopters and shit now, shits wack

    • @huntermyers6409
      @huntermyers6409 6 років тому +2

      Its changed even some of the stuff that was in this video dosnt happen anymore it was pretty fucking funny tho

    • @mugekuge
      @mugekuge 6 років тому +1

      Oh my god........ 2002 at MEPs in SD........

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 5 років тому +2

      @@huntermyers6409 I know. I'm pretty sure the Army doesn't even bother with the formality of the background check anymore.

    • @obfuscated3090
      @obfuscated3090 5 років тому +2

      You shouldn't eat crayons as the health consequences may interfere with your opportunity to wage war. I knew all that AFOSH training would be good for something:
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5454070/
      "Crayons are among widely used substances, especially by children. Even if we take our children to a restaurant in western countries such as USA, the first thing they get on the table is a set of crayons. Although in general they are not toxic and are less messy than some of other art materials, they can have varying levels of lead contamination (2-4). Lead is a toxic heavy metal and its exposure poses a major health risk to consumers (5-7). Lead is non-biodegradable, which is a major cause of its prolonged perseverance in the environment. Exposure to lead causes numerous harmful effects on various organs including nervous and reproductive systems (7). Lead exposure has been associated with impaired spermatogenesis, reduced serum testosterone level, infertility, and abnormal prostatic functions in males (7, 8) and infertility, miscarriage, and pregnancy hypertension and premature delivery in females (9, 10). Among all the organs, the nervous system is the key target for lead-induced toxicity. Lead is associated with many neurological disorders including nerve and brain damage, Low IQ, delayed growth, short-term memory and hearing loss, behavioral problems, and possibly diseases such as Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, and schizophrenia (7, 11). Lead poisoning in children, even at low level, significantly affects their nervous system. This can cause reduced IQ, lack of ability to concentrate, slowed growth, irritability, and hyperactivity of the child. Although, not specifically related to children, lead exposure has also been associated with a variety of genomic changes including deletions, chromosomal gaps, fusion, and polyploidy (12, 13). "

  • @xOPER8Rx
    @xOPER8Rx 6 років тому +238

    I'm thinking of rejoining just to experience the Utopia of MEPS again.
    11B FTW

    • @sokaimam5180
      @sokaimam5180 6 років тому +23

      Trust me they don’t stick a finger up your butt all you do is open your butt cheeks, That’s it

    • @jmullentech
      @jmullentech 5 років тому

      @@EuroS50 LMFAO Holy shit that is perfect!

    • @jackrose5077
      @jackrose5077 5 років тому +6

      @@sokaimam5180 Well that's a goddamn lie

    • @mantis_toboggan_md
      @mantis_toboggan_md 5 років тому

      Shut your fucking mouth.

    • @mrsauce6393
      @mrsauce6393 5 років тому

      @xOPER8Rx No balls.

  • @titojesusmane9540
    @titojesusmane9540 6 років тому +114

    I have meps on friday, this is preparing me better than my recruiter has if i had to guess

    • @andrewmontgomery6315
      @andrewmontgomery6315 6 років тому +9

      Yup pretty accurate

    • @aphysique
      @aphysique 5 років тому

      Was it accurate to some degree?

    • @titojesusmane9540
      @titojesusmane9540 5 років тому +4

      @@aphysique to some degree, i can definitely see where they got this from.

    • @titojesusmane9540
      @titojesusmane9540 5 років тому +5

      @Taylor Savage lol nahhhh, i got there and decided the army was the wrong branch for me. Gonna go Navy now, bigger signing bonus for what i want to do and mi grandpappy will be prouder

    • @martyrdoomed
      @martyrdoomed 5 років тому +11

      @@titojesusmane9540 in other words, you were disqualified.

  • @simbadg13
    @simbadg13 5 років тому +159

    Huh Meps was easy for me.
    Didn't get a rectal exam
    Everyone was nice
    The doc sped through my physical
    worst thing was getting my blood drawn.
    Guess I got lucky

    • @Awesomenesspossumness
      @Awesomenesspossumness 5 років тому +21

      simbadg13 Same here, except I had to bend over and spread cheeks.

    • @Gold_FT
      @Gold_FT 5 років тому +10

      @@Awesomenesspossumness same with me but at least we didnt get touched

    • @patriot1525
      @patriot1525 5 років тому

      Where did you go for it?

    • @gabrielschultz89
      @gabrielschultz89 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like my experience.

    • @Bobby.2k1
      @Bobby.2k1 4 роки тому +5

      Waiting, bp, piss, interrogation, duck walk, blood, eyes, spread cheeks, hearing. Good to go. Waited on my adhd shit to get cleared and I was good. The worst part of meps for me was the waiting. I one waited around 6 hours for the hotel shuttle bus.

  • @1cualtemoch970
    @1cualtemoch970 5 років тому +28

    The coast guard with two people waiting 😂😂😂👏👏 loved it. Love my branch.

  • @ITSaJOKEEE
    @ITSaJOKEEE 5 років тому +30

    This is very accurate lmao for some reason they wouldn’t let me check my score on the ASVAB until I talked to my recruiter I took a peek and some guy yelled at me from 2 feet away

  • @davidvergel1533
    @davidvergel1533 6 років тому +91

    That's it I'm sold. This episode was dead on accurate as f***. From 3:54 to the end I was dead🤣🤣🤣

    • @jackelracer593
      @jackelracer593 6 років тому

      yeah right ive been turned down 9 times by the USAF for my criminal history thats too fake

    • @davidvergel1533
      @davidvergel1533 6 років тому +3

      @@jackelracer593 I believe you, but that's the Air Force, I'm in the Army. I went to basic with guys who were former crack addicts and big time drug dealers who got military service as a result of a mercy plea. Now that was just a couple years ago. My drill sergeant, who enlisted during Desert Storm, is one of many who came straight out of prison into the military during that time period.
      Standards change from branch to branch. When it comes to morality the Marine Corps is notorious for having the lowest standards. The Army is just above them, but not by much. The Navy and Air Force are known for being very picky about who gets in. Also you have to factor in what MEPS you go to and if they're making they're quotas.

    • @joedoggm
      @joedoggm 6 років тому

      Same bro it’s fucking hilarious.

    • @aphysique
      @aphysique 5 років тому

      @@davidvergel1533 no fricken way are they taking felon's?? Really

  • @collinwoodard5116
    @collinwoodard5116 5 років тому +77

    Damn Rousey really let herself go

    • @djayk9692
      @djayk9692 4 роки тому +3

      That’s Chelcie Lynn!! Aka “Tammy”

  • @anthonymonterosso7472
    @anthonymonterosso7472 5 років тому +25

    "You will be tested on taste, color, volume, and accuracy" hahaha amazing

  • @MrTypicalPlayer
    @MrTypicalPlayer 5 років тому +34

    Yep.. MEPs was worse than everything I've had to do since.

  • @Subscribers-gj6oy
    @Subscribers-gj6oy 5 років тому +10

    "Lying could face jail" sign... I am just a poolee and I was never to sure how accurate Vet TV was... but DAMN

  • @Ranstone
    @Ranstone 5 років тому +36

    I'm that shy, boy-next-door who's so self conscious I wear a shirt to the beach... in the water.
    But for some reason, at MEPS, I just snapped. I was talking and joking with my doctor as I took the piss test, and was genuinely chill with everything. -Something is wrong with me mentally. XD- *I am in perfect health.*

  • @superbroadcaster
    @superbroadcaster 5 років тому +12

    Just finished MEPS this morning and it's so spot on 😂

  • @lukeikins6491
    @lukeikins6491 5 років тому +36

    Meps was the gayest 2 days of my life didn’t get any fingers up my ass tho lmao, this is pretty acurate

  • @saltysteven573
    @saltysteven573 6 років тому +59

    8:26 So easy even people without feet can pass.

  • @actionjason5150
    @actionjason5150 4 роки тому +21

    Haha. I went to MEPS on a base in Germany, and it was nothing like this... all they checked was my height, weight,vision, hearing and then a doctor checked my heartbeat and lungs and that was it 🤣

    • @lioncelica5170
      @lioncelica5170 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a military brat. Lucky.

    • @o.g.c2769
      @o.g.c2769 2 роки тому

      Right they looked me up and down like a rat they planned on experimenting on and I ended up getting shot down

    • @actionjason5150
      @actionjason5150 2 роки тому

      @@lioncelica5170 yeah, but not really. I lived in Germany all my life far away from any US base. I was just lucky that they don’t really have a meps there. the recruiter does everything and is shady as fuck 😂

  • @pocketmoneyfishing3461
    @pocketmoneyfishing3461 5 років тому +11

    I've just completed the Australian Army recruiting process and I related to everything here!! So funny and so true!!

  • @autumnwing5791
    @autumnwing5791 5 років тому +22

    This is literally a new "Office"

  • @baylivn9152
    @baylivn9152 5 років тому +32

    The guy drooling killed me 😂😂😂

  • @kvn_grtr5906
    @kvn_grtr5906 3 роки тому +3

    The special one, the one with the galaxy themed shirt, is pretty much like a guy we had in my boot camp platoon, his last name was Sayoc. During the receiving night, I had to repeat Sayoc every instruction we were given for him to execute it.
    I don't know if he was acting like that on purpose, or if his recruiters did everything on their hands to send Sayoc like that.
    And no, he didn't make it out of Port Royal SC, at least no with the EGA in his pocket.

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 2 роки тому +1

    I remember everyone walking out of the office for hernia checks having a violated look on their face while trying to act nonchalant. The desk with a bottle of KY, box of gloves, waste basket full of used ones, and a big glob of spilled KY on the edge of the desk is what greeted me along with the doctor that I swear was pushing 90 years old.

  • @SylentLight
    @SylentLight 5 років тому +25

    When i was bent over someone tried to open the door

  • @thelastchance6113
    @thelastchance6113 3 роки тому +2

    I was there 20 years ago and I remeber it being a lot like this.

  • @toxicity4818
    @toxicity4818 5 років тому +12

    just got home from MEPS. Holy shit, after watching it beforehand, and watching it again, it is so much funnier now.

  • @willvanderveer192
    @willvanderveer192 4 роки тому +2

    I was nervous for meps, but not anymore. Thanks VET Tv👍

  • @JR-pz7nh
    @JR-pz7nh 4 роки тому +4

    Honestly this is so accurate it actually gave me goosebumps just remembering this shit

  • @redman0324
    @redman0324 4 роки тому +3

    I got my prostate checked at Fort Jackson by an alcohol breath laden doc for MEPS. To my knowledge no one else got a finger up the shit can while a guy from my school went through with a hole in his heart. He did get the boot upon passing out on a hump training to be a drill instructor.

  • @brad3354
    @brad3354 5 років тому +4

    I just got done at meps a few weeks ago and the dr looked like a mad scientist

  • @majmarkmiranda
    @majmarkmiranda 6 років тому +17

    OMG I'm dying oh oh my God the dude in glasses was the best

  • @Kafkodesu
    @Kafkodesu 5 років тому +20

    Just got back from MEPS yesterday, this is 100% correct lmao.

    • @richardnoah2922
      @richardnoah2922 10 місяців тому

      19K?

    • @Kafkodesu
      @Kafkodesu 10 місяців тому

      @@richardnoah2922 Yep, also Jesus christ this is from 4 years ago... fuuucckkkk

  • @heyguy23
    @heyguy23 5 років тому +10

    "And you young man, come'on move along." 😂

  • @DjangoStock
    @DjangoStock 5 років тому +1

    I did MEPS back in 1990 at Louisville, KY. Still keeping the tradition I see.. LOL! Loving this content guys! Keep em coming!

  • @d.johnson9957
    @d.johnson9957 3 роки тому +5

    Dear God, this was way too accurate! This had me laughing so damn hard, I'm actually light headed from the lack of oxygen to my jacked up brain.

  • @bleachedmud8723
    @bleachedmud8723 5 років тому +10

    That asthma can stay between us.

  • @Mikek88
    @Mikek88 6 років тому +3

    This is the greatest video of all time good job guys.

  • @Gen_Kael
    @Gen_Kael 5 років тому +10

    I Remember going to MEPS and some newb couldn't hit my vein for shit. After about 3 minutes of digging around in my arm I thanked her by barfing all over her feet.

  • @parklands9739
    @parklands9739 6 років тому +8

    This is some top notch stuff

  • @superzenk5786
    @superzenk5786 4 роки тому +3

    Ah yes the ol “I’m on your side, I’m your friend, and i just want you to make it” 😂

  • @muertesolo
    @muertesolo 5 років тому +5

    You guys nailed MEPS.

  • @ralphralpherson9441
    @ralphralpherson9441 2 роки тому +2

    When Dr. Chang lubed up his middle finger , then just started spraying KY on his entire fist. 🤣

  • @nathanmisenhelter2573
    @nathanmisenhelter2573 5 років тому +2

    I just when to meps and I can tell you from experience this was very accurate. love the videos keep up the amazing work.

  • @SmokeBlastt
    @SmokeBlastt 5 років тому +19

    I just did the whole MEPS physical last Wednesday lmao shipping April 30th army

  • @Kraggathor
    @Kraggathor 5 років тому +5

    When the doc grabbed my junk it was with enough force to break wood and bend metal. Dude off to the side who had to be a witness to the prostate exam sat there in horror as an old man was fighting over my nuts struggling to not laugh hard enough for the other applicants to hear in the other room.
    Prostate exam was just as engaging. Bent down like a hooker picking up a five dollar bill. Thank God I didn't have to deal with the glove.
    Yelled and screamed at the entire time and was told to be the biggest dumbass by security walking in an out. Good memories.

  • @southernrebel7424
    @southernrebel7424 4 роки тому +2

    Got back from MEPS 2 weeks ago.. Ft Jackson. This is very accurate

  • @TheRealTroubleShooter
    @TheRealTroubleShooter 3 роки тому +2

    Late to this party, but when we did the duck walk, the 6'3" navy dude running that shit was beat boxing... something tells me he LOVES his job. Idk why I was surprised at the time

  • @Mightyduck7993
    @Mightyduck7993 8 місяців тому +2

    Went to MEPS yesterday for my physical…..easily one of the longest days of my life 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @thatmitsubishikid2498
    @thatmitsubishikid2498 2 роки тому +2

    Was just there 2 days ago. This is exactly how it was. And I mean to a tee. Like the resemblance is fucking insane.

  • @sloth_7665
    @sloth_7665 6 років тому +17

    Can't wait! Now y'all just need to accept paypal

  • @THC800
    @THC800 2 роки тому

    The middle-fingered glove with taps being played…pure gold

  • @AmiriAssasinn
    @AmiriAssasinn 5 років тому +22

    Finally one I can relate, this is actually M.E.P.S. Lmao. The Jacksonville meps is way worse doe. Going to Parris island in less than a month

    • @VETTvchannel
      @VETTvchannel  5 років тому +5

      Good luck to ya man

    • @danielmiller9050
      @danielmiller9050 4 роки тому

      Jacksonville wasn’t that bad just the fucking waiting around was bad I leave 27th of this month

    • @monty8765
      @monty8765 4 роки тому

      Dude Jacksonville was funny but sucked still. when I went like 90% of the people there were goin navy

  • @JohnRayMitch
    @JohnRayMitch 5 років тому +15

    Im wearing that exact purple alien shirt night now. Wtf.

  • @BigBlueRacing
    @BigBlueRacing 5 років тому +1

    Bro how do you nail every fucking episode exactly how it is in the military

  • @brettski5625
    @brettski5625 5 років тому +6

    Prepare the long rubber gloves...eni meni mini mo...I wonder where my glove will go?

  • @halcyon9509
    @halcyon9509 4 роки тому +5

    I remember having eczema and the doctor was like “O-well I’ll just wave it no big deal have a good day son”

  • @JuicySommelier
    @JuicySommelier 3 роки тому +2

    I was an MP and a captain had me run background checks on the guys working the road. All multiple felons 😆😂😆😂

  • @spookspark101
    @spookspark101 2 роки тому +3

    They picked the perfect actors for this

  • @gabeg.1596
    @gabeg.1596 5 років тому +6

    I literally went too meps two weeks ago and there was an indian doctor and then there was the white doctor. If you got the indian doctor it was more than two fingers... there was a couple of weird kids...

  • @parkwayrider5200
    @parkwayrider5200 4 роки тому +1

    Waiting in line to get prostate check and a stretched limo pulled behind the building .The Sarge behind me said "That's the doctor his fingers are so long he has to ride in that limo".I did the scared laugh.

  • @wckvn
    @wckvn 5 років тому +4

    We had an emo kid in MEPS in 2008... little bit chubby... pinks and blacks... same shit about the hair... little bit chubby. Guess what, he got signed for 11B... After that he cried... it was tears of happiness. He wanted to be a grunt and he got it.

  • @CaptainTyler-xi9zs
    @CaptainTyler-xi9zs 4 роки тому +3

    Pretty accurately reflects my time at MEPS. No joke.

  • @Wreckless229
    @Wreckless229 5 років тому +5

    I remember one kid couldn’t piss the first go round so they made him chug water until the next urinalysis group was going in. Poor guy drank so much water he puked. Worst part is he tried to cover his mouth so it sprayed all over the place and ruined his medical chart

  • @yook1341
    @yook1341 2 роки тому +2

    6:06 “lie just lie don’t tell them shit I’ll get a waver for you” -recruiter

  • @alexkyte4093
    @alexkyte4093 4 роки тому +2

    Just went through MEPS last month. This is incredibly accurate, except we couldn't have our cell phones.

  • @dkj978
    @dkj978 3 роки тому +2

    This is exactly like MEPS and the people that go through it.

  • @matthewgarza9828
    @matthewgarza9828 2 роки тому +2

    To the guy with nubs for feet im glad you where there for my first time at meps

  • @RJS1966USMC
    @RJS1966USMC 2 роки тому +1

    True MEPS story from WAY back (1966):
    My Dad was supposed to go thru all of the stations like everyone else, except he got snagged by an MP after the first station. The MP took custody of him and walked him to every station, reminding him to "Shut UP, Do as you're told!" and he put him at the head of the line for each one. What normally was an all day, 8 hour ordeal to get thru it all, took him just 3 hours and he was finished. He got his ship-out date for boot camp and left. Turns out the MP was Dad's Brother-In-Law, (My Uncle on my Mom's side) doing him a favor to get thru it all fast. LOL!

  • @unnecessaryedits2818
    @unnecessaryedits2818 2 роки тому +1

    I remember going to MEPS, the doctor who checked me was so old I'm pretty sure he personally knew dinosaurs back in the day.

  • @AAllen-br8it
    @AAllen-br8it 5 років тому +5

    You're going to be graded on taste, color, volume and accuracy.

  • @Tree_Dee
    @Tree_Dee 6 років тому +3

    YIKES! Remember doing that with a HANGOVER! (No computers, though. Just some Navy corpsman going, "Who's urine is this? Who left this urine here!? Is this your urine....?!!)

  • @LurkMe
    @LurkMe 4 роки тому +1

    The intro truly captured the bizarreness of meps haha

  • @diegor2998
    @diegor2998 2 роки тому +2

    Got DQ'd at MEPS and this has to be almost exactly what the process was like

  • @shawndotb1332
    @shawndotb1332 2 роки тому +1

    "You good. Welcome to the US Army. "
    I had a similar experience 20+ years ago. But mine was a LTC Colonel. I wrote three sworn statements attesting to my 3 misdemeanors accumulated during my early teens. Probation from age 15 -18. Warrants, arrests, public defenders, and sentences being handed down by judges and waived. Moral exemption IIRC.

  • @sad_vegan507
    @sad_vegan507 5 років тому +1

    this is one of the best vids ever

  • @daddydoc1115
    @daddydoc1115 4 роки тому +2

    I was laughing until he said "lets just say I got a 78" because I went to MEPS 3 weeks ago and also scored a 78 that had me ROLLING

  • @yavin99
    @yavin99 4 роки тому +3

    My biggest question was why did the civilian doctor interogate me about my drug use, even if you say no he calls you a liar and calls you a pot head which was true but how did he know that?

  • @jimmybeavis9185
    @jimmybeavis9185 2 роки тому +1

    100% on-point accurate.

  • @ryanchesney2186
    @ryanchesney2186 5 років тому +3

    Ok I might have to sign up for this 😂😂

  • @ethanchaney1139
    @ethanchaney1139 5 років тому +2

    At MEPS they cleaned out my ears with this water and just sprayed it as hard as they could until my right ear was ringing and I was partially deaf, then they sent me to the hearing test room and my scores weren’t amazing. I passed the hearing test but it still gets me that they made me do it after the ear cleaning thing. It sucked.

    • @RoundenBrown
      @RoundenBrown 23 дні тому

      They did it with cold water, gave me the worst headache I have ever had.

  • @PeferG17
    @PeferG17 5 років тому +5

    The goddamn duck walk... fuck that shit man. :D

  • @SecurityGuy42
    @SecurityGuy42 5 років тому +2

    Memories.......

  • @dominicgomez333
    @dominicgomez333 5 років тому +4

    The accuracy of this hurts 😂😂

  • @SlowVAEJ257
    @SlowVAEJ257 5 років тому +3

    I remember this one dude who couldn’t piss in a cup at all 🤣

  • @dianledraugr3415
    @dianledraugr3415 5 років тому +5

    @ 1:05 😂 he pulled up all slow