Real Scotland Hours - Empire Total War

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  • Опубліковано 12 сер 2021
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    REAL SCOTLAND HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
    So join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through England, Europe, Ireland, Rome and MORE as the amazing Scottish Kingdom, everyone's favorite Highlander nation! I'm playing a late campaign start, as well as a grand campaign! Long live Scotland! Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of Claymores, Kilts and the power of the Scotland!
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    This was voted on by my viewers! Make sure to leave a like and tell me down bellow what I should play next! And do subscribe!
    Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
    So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even America, Greece and Scotland!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 258

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  2 роки тому +125

    *GIVE ME FREEEDOM, OR GIVE ME DEEEEEEEETH!*
    HELLO HELLO! Did Mr. Wallace run out of blue paint before he could paint his entire face? Only one who knows is himself, and he ain't telling anyone!
    More videos coming VERY soon, Including a SPICY TOTAL WAR SHITPOST!

    • @matiasderosa661
      @matiasderosa661 2 роки тому

      hello

    • @drakemaster1390
      @drakemaster1390 2 роки тому

      How about you help kolokotroni in Greece to defeat the ottomans

    • @matiasderosa661
      @matiasderosa661 2 роки тому

      @@maximilianolimamoreira5002 argentina

    • @maximilianolimamoreira5002
      @maximilianolimamoreira5002 2 роки тому

      @@matiasderosa661 ah,sí, interesante, soy Brasileño, de un estado conocido por la cultura gaucha.

    • @orbit5311
      @orbit5311 2 роки тому +1

      ummmmm ACKCHUALLYYYYYYYYYYY william wallace never painted his face, thats just something a made up myth

  • @DisgruntledHippo
    @DisgruntledHippo 2 роки тому +290

    "What's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of dead ENGLISHMEN?" Haha

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 2 роки тому +5

      The true riddle of steel

    • @marcelx2x137
      @marcelx2x137 2 роки тому +4

      Kilogram of dead Englishmen isn't a lot now, in'it?

    • @paulfrancistorres7144
      @paulfrancistorres7144 2 роки тому +1

      @@marcelx2x137 They must have cut them up to make haggis…

    • @catinbeanie
      @catinbeanie 2 роки тому +2

      A kilo of dead englishmen has more weight to the people of Scotland, far beyond a kilo of steel

  • @EgyptianMuslim76
    @EgyptianMuslim76 2 роки тому +57

    "Put your sword in its hilt,
    and grab yourself a kilt,
    we'll make the English disband,
    BECAUSE WE ARE SCOTLAAAAAND"
    Pure poetry.

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 2 роки тому +130

    "Koifish has to pay off his massive gambling debts."
    Really getting into the early 18th century Scots mindset there Koifish.

  • @edoardopetrella5962
    @edoardopetrella5962 2 роки тому +128

    Your "Vaffanculo" was so well pronounced that I had to cry the hell out of my eyes. From Italy with love ❤

  • @panfuza7898
    @panfuza7898 2 роки тому +188

    "you can trust the clansman"
    Anywhere outside of Scotland this phrase is quite shady

    • @rafaeldelgado7243
      @rafaeldelgado7243 2 роки тому +1

      Y?

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 2 роки тому +11

      USA is not “anywhere“

    • @brok56
      @brok56 2 роки тому +6

      In Europe, its cool. In USA......... Questionable.

    • @maximilianolimamoreira5002
      @maximilianolimamoreira5002 2 роки тому

      @@brok56 and people from the Southern USA have Scottish ancestry, so, they are screwed.

    • @GaiusCaligula234
      @GaiusCaligula234 2 роки тому +4

      "Anywhere outside of Scotland" didn't know that America was anywhere

  • @MGRing1
    @MGRing1 2 роки тому +35

    “Glasgow, the home of Specky Bams”
    As a Scotsman, I genuinely laughed, spectacular content sir

  • @zebdawg
    @zebdawg 2 роки тому +36

    based and freedompilled

  • @malandrisgeb
    @malandrisgeb 2 роки тому +15

    "I turned Empire into a horror game!" Best line!

  • @gorillahackerman
    @gorillahackerman 2 роки тому +16

    You should do an Alexander the Great challenge. Play as Greece, conquer to India, with only pikeman

  • @Sky_IvFE
    @Sky_IvFE 2 роки тому +33

    After living 3 years in Glasgow i can only say, SCOOOOTLAND FOREVER!!!

    • @Crapz692
      @Crapz692 2 роки тому +1

      Hmmm I can change that.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 2 роки тому

      Are there many Russians in Scotland?

    • @Sky_IvFE
      @Sky_IvFE 2 роки тому

      @@comradekenobi6908 i don't know, haven't met any

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 2 роки тому

      @@Sky_IvFE are you Russian?

    • @Sky_IvFE
      @Sky_IvFE 2 роки тому

      @@comradekenobi6908 No

  • @Lukastar1
    @Lukastar1 2 роки тому +15

    I NEED A PART 2 BECAUSE
    You gotta reclaim glorious Scotland's colonies of Nova Scotia and Panama

  • @thero1837
    @thero1837 2 роки тому +30

    Well, now I need the real México hours

    • @umayyadball4126
      @umayyadball4126 2 роки тому +2

      Or real Gran’ Columbia hours

    • @thebender7458
      @thebender7458 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @thero1837
      @thero1837 2 роки тому

      @@umayyadball4126 in the Minor factions revenge mod, in late campaign, i'ts not possible play with gran Colombia

    • @umayyadball4126
      @umayyadball4126 2 роки тому

      @@thero1837 *Simpsons meme* Pathetic

    • @thero1837
      @thero1837 2 роки тому

      @@umayyadball4126 sorry man

  • @alexoisthestupid1469
    @alexoisthestupid1469 2 роки тому +16

    They may take our lives but they’ll never take our total war uploads!

  • @giulio_0062
    @giulio_0062 2 роки тому +2

    Psychologist: "Scottish Rome doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"
    Scottish Rome: 14:58

  • @user-bj1lk6pp2f
    @user-bj1lk6pp2f 2 місяці тому +2

    8:11 "funeral day" 😂😂😂

  • @zahfa7608
    @zahfa7608 2 роки тому +2

    You may take our bagpipes but YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM

  • @lc9072
    @lc9072 2 роки тому +2

    Koifishs Scottish inside joke and meme knowledge is amazing.

  • @stevendick7945
    @stevendick7945 2 роки тому +2

    Being Scottish and hearing Koifish say the home of the specky bams is just class. Also the Limmy quotes, fair play. Content.

  • @brodude5986
    @brodude5986 2 роки тому +4

    It's really cool being early and I live for your channel dude

  • @pepela8214
    @pepela8214 2 роки тому +6

    The rhyming sentences are really entertaining

    • @thecombatwombat7652
      @thecombatwombat7652 2 роки тому

      My favourite was 'Margaret Thatcher the milk snatcher' XD.

  • @Threxer
    @Threxer 2 роки тому +9

    With Haggis as field rations, there is no defeat.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 2 роки тому +3

      That's because eating Haggis will be the biggest battle their troops will ever face!

  • @lc9072
    @lc9072 2 роки тому +1

    The whisky island comments and the Glasgow specky bams comments were highly underrated.

  • @koviknia2894
    @koviknia2894 2 роки тому +20

    as an american, every time he said, 'clansmen' at the beginning i- i imagined something else...something just as amusing

  • @user-bj1lk6pp2f
    @user-bj1lk6pp2f 2 місяці тому +2

    0:39 liBeraTiNG thE iRIsH

  • @dokusa
    @dokusa 2 роки тому +1

    I don't remember the time I laughed so much! haha, absolute chad, thanks for the fun! Looking forward to part 2!

  • @dfgfgh244
    @dfgfgh244 2 роки тому

    I love this, I will wait for more you crazy Koifish.

  • @ElJocko7873
    @ElJocko7873 2 роки тому +1

    HAHAHAHA I fell off my chair laughing at this video pal, nice one!

  • @nothinginterestinghere.8335
    @nothinginterestinghere.8335 2 роки тому +1

    This comes to be the best hours I've ever seen.

  • @jazzcats4563
    @jazzcats4563 2 роки тому +3

    A real Scotsman here.just saying, You still don’t have enough highlanders.

  • @BigBossXCV
    @BigBossXCV 2 роки тому +4

    Naples attacking Scotland is the best twist ever

  • @garethpilcher8699
    @garethpilcher8699 2 роки тому +1

    You're amazing, chuck all those ads in I dont care. Keep your genius coming!

  • @roenie3010
    @roenie3010 2 роки тому +1

    Had a meh day, this brightned it pal🤠

  • @tumbleweedcompany5512
    @tumbleweedcompany5512 2 роки тому +1

    The distorted bagpipes actually made me laugh

  • @JRockBlessing
    @JRockBlessing 2 роки тому +2

    As a Scotsman, I approve this video.

  • @imbelgian8293
    @imbelgian8293 2 роки тому +8

    I’m hoping one day we’re gonna get a Mexico Video

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 роки тому +9

      Will happen eventually! ARIBAAAAAAA!

  • @elliotwoods789
    @elliotwoods789 2 роки тому +2

    I'm glad my country has been adequately represented here

  • @flaviuscontencius8524
    @flaviuscontencius8524 2 роки тому +2

    6:08 : Culloden, round 2
    English : Oh boy, it would be like the last time
    Scotish clans mens : Hold my haggis !

  • @sargeian2
    @sargeian2 2 роки тому +7

    This is great. I'm doing a campaign as Scotland right now actually. You're the best youtuber ever!! Stay awesome Koifish!!!! Very Cool!!!

  • @philipphelan8712
    @philipphelan8712 2 роки тому +2

    I now expect a real Irish hours

  • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
    @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 2 роки тому +1

    Blackbear playing INTENSIFIES!!!!!

  • @mckushmuffinog91
    @mckushmuffinog91 2 роки тому

    This episode was just perfect 😂

  • @OneJazzyBoye
    @OneJazzyBoye 2 роки тому +3

    Significantly more Irish accents in this video than Scottish ones lol

  • @pauldavison3426
    @pauldavison3426 2 роки тому

    The mass joke made me spit out my coffee 😂

  • @yamilaiello621
    @yamilaiello621 2 роки тому

    very good !!!

  • @mathieuverschelden4525
    @mathieuverschelden4525 2 роки тому +3

    Imagine a Real Quebec Hours. It might happen someday.

  • @doge23323323
    @doge23323323 2 роки тому +2

    Haha clansman go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

  • @centurionsebastian8275
    @centurionsebastian8275 2 роки тому

    I have experiencia that bug as well where some units get replaced when you pass turn. I found a solution: if you are playing a late campaign, just save the game, and change the mod to early campaign, and load the saved late campaign game and viceverse if you play a early save campaign (I havent found any problem so far)
    Btw - SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!

  • @aux9413
    @aux9413 2 роки тому

    saw this put on my kilt and played my bagpipes

  • @aliteralmosquito.7450
    @aliteralmosquito.7450 2 роки тому

    I love this Empire Total War series

  • @kieranhughes4535
    @kieranhughes4535 2 роки тому +1

    Im part English and Scottish so watching you take London killed my English side a bit but filled me with pride in my Scottish side. I’m so divided. What have you done to me koi fish. Also that Scottish accent cracked me up quite a bit.

    • @kieranhughes4535
      @kieranhughes4535 2 роки тому

      @@maximilianolimamoreira5002 born in England, but I have a Scottish father too so yea… an interesting episode to watch

    • @loyalpiper
      @loyalpiper 2 роки тому

      @@maximilianolimamoreira5002 you're British regardless, Britain is the island's not the country so therefore it doesn't matter if you're from England or Scotland

  • @speeda3259
    @speeda3259 2 роки тому +4

    5:37
    aright mate you went and missed a perfect chance for this man to be King Harlaus's descendent or that he came to this world cause he consumed all the butter in Calradia

  • @jamezyyylive292
    @jamezyyylive292 Рік тому

    your Scottish jokes are so well executed as a Scotsman i highly approve

  • @Attan20
    @Attan20 2 роки тому +2

    Koifish, can you please do Shogun 2 Fall of samurai, all traditional units? Or all ninjas? I'd love to see you play more of the other total wars.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 2 роки тому

    Gotta applaud the proper use of the term Claymore. Turns out, using that word to refer to the big, two-handed greatswords is actually an anachronism as the term was historically used for the broadswords that were used alongside the targe, though there is admittedly still some arguments about it.
    Some do argue that the two-handers should probably be referred to as Claydalleh (from claidheamh dà làimh which just means two-handed sword) instead.

  • @Donbasos14
    @Donbasos14 2 роки тому

    I am already subscribed, I already liked the video, therefore I SHALL COMMENT

  • @nattiedraws
    @nattiedraws Рік тому

    "You can always trust a clansman"
    "We are baking our last clansmen"
    -Koifish 2021

  • @crusaderknight379
    @crusaderknight379 2 роки тому +1

    What i like about koifish its that when he is screaming you cant understand wtf he is saying and thats what makes it funny

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 2 роки тому +1

    I mean sleep is only optional whenever Koifish posts

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 2 роки тому

    My favorite part of RAID is the way they give money to awesome people like Koifish.
    That's also the only reason I like them.

  • @BATTERIESc
    @BATTERIESc 2 роки тому

    The fucking charge of troops that are exhausted is so meme bad in this game
    they like slow motion toward the enemy

  • @christofferthunberg5479
    @christofferthunberg5479 2 роки тому

    f... amazing :D

  • @theinfamousculebra7221
    @theinfamousculebra7221 2 роки тому +10

    The Highlanders have Avenged Mary Queen Of Scots.

  • @Namoamitabha_
    @Namoamitabha_ 2 роки тому +1

    Scotland Forever!!!

  • @VonPlanter
    @VonPlanter 2 роки тому +1

    Scotland live forever!!!!!!!

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 2 роки тому

    Man all the mention of the clansmen really has me nervous lmao

  • @ritend1706
    @ritend1706 2 роки тому

    Nice

  • @nicholasthuya7683
    @nicholasthuya7683 2 роки тому +1

    Clansmen unite !!

    • @alfiejob6546
      @alfiejob6546 2 роки тому

      That would mean something entirely different in America.

  • @pyroheathen6535
    @pyroheathen6535 2 роки тому +1

    Clansmen has a different meaning here in the states so i got super confused for a second

  • @Maxlikestwisties
    @Maxlikestwisties 2 роки тому

    FINALLY

  • @kanecrawleydukic8984
    @kanecrawleydukic8984 2 роки тому +3

    I love every video you make I mostly like mount and blade Soviet mod if you want to try get the highest soviet rank I would and do really love ALL!

  • @user-bj1lk6pp2f
    @user-bj1lk6pp2f 2 місяці тому +1

    5:53 B R A N D O N S C O T T'S E V E N T I N P R O G R E S S

  • @justinlabrosse8506
    @justinlabrosse8506 2 роки тому +2

    FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

  • @mystiake6814
    @mystiake6814 2 роки тому +3

    SCOOOTLAND FOREVER

  • @stevengrabowski729
    @stevengrabowski729 2 роки тому

    Let's go!

  • @McCann22
    @McCann22 2 роки тому

    Lol randomly came across this video am scottish and from Glasgow 😂😂

  • @MattFerr100
    @MattFerr100 2 роки тому

    I guess it's coming home

  • @Aurelius411
    @Aurelius411 2 роки тому +1

    For some reason, every game I've seen featuring Scotland that has Inverness as a city always misspells it as iverness, which is very weird

  • @memazov6601
    @memazov6601 2 роки тому +2

    Glory to Scootttt landddddd

  • @iainmackenzie9503
    @iainmackenzie9503 2 роки тому +1

    My great granddaddy was a highland cavalry man irl #relatable

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj Рік тому

    9:48 I would like to see you try to dunk a whole Kirk.

  • @Oliver_McCombie
    @Oliver_McCombie 2 роки тому

    Your Glasgow accent is the best shit I've heard in a while

  • @Lukastar1
    @Lukastar1 2 роки тому

    I love me some real hours

  • @kingofmadness6834
    @kingofmadness6834 2 роки тому

    Death or haggis
    "death please"

  • @killme69
    @killme69 2 роки тому

    6:25 Shamefur Dispray

  • @hkh_joey9147
    @hkh_joey9147 2 роки тому

    Can't even escape Arsenal banter on a Koifish video 😔 smh

  • @combatarcher3101
    @combatarcher3101 2 роки тому +1

    Freeeeeeeeeeeeedooooommm

  • @user-io1bq9qk7l
    @user-io1bq9qk7l 2 роки тому +1

    SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

  • @mahmoudelsayyad6396
    @mahmoudelsayyad6396 2 роки тому

    4:33 roasted

  • @jawahrnamen42
    @jawahrnamen42 2 роки тому

    Or literal real vampire time in Empire total war

  • @teotosgaming6663
    @teotosgaming6663 2 роки тому

    Don't forget to take Nova Scotia next time

  • @user-tk9fm2sw5g
    @user-tk9fm2sw5g 2 роки тому

    3:15 no no ….he’s got a point.

  • @ludmilacascaval1668
    @ludmilacascaval1668 2 роки тому +2

    Make Real Portuguese Hours Pleaseeee

  • @Janus-yv8zm
    @Janus-yv8zm 2 роки тому +27

    You should do ireland next lol. That'd be a controversial one.

    • @rachard
      @rachard 2 роки тому +2

      #Sponsored by connor mc gregor

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 2 роки тому +1

      And Connor mcgregor leg

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 2 роки тому +2

      Car bomb go boom

  • @inzlt8142
    @inzlt8142 2 роки тому +2

    SCOTLAND INDEPENDENCE 2022!!!!!!

  • @8mmkyle865
    @8mmkyle865 2 роки тому +1

    Ah, nothing says "Scottish Freedom" quite like the song Dixie.. wait... 12:57

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 2 роки тому +3

    Sturgeon’s wet dream.

    • @uisge6009
      @uisge6009 2 роки тому

      Na, Sturgeon's wet dream is to be a lap dog for the EU instead of the UK. Which just means trading one foreign master for another.

  • @pauljs3278
    @pauljs3278 2 роки тому +1

    Which mod were you playing in this video?!

  • @jacobsxavier6082
    @jacobsxavier6082 2 роки тому

    We're here to liberate you Ireland, please do not resist.

  • @szlachta9531
    @szlachta9531 2 роки тому

    Scotland forever