Real Freedom Hours - Empire Total War
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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2021
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REAL FREEDOM HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
So join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through America, Europe, India and MORE as the amazing United States of America! Everyone's favorite USA!
I'm playing a late campaign start, as well as a grand campaign! Long live America! Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of Minutemen, George Washington and the power of the United States of America!
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Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
In this video, I play as America/USA, But with the help of a mod, I play them in the grand campaign, and not the Road to Independence campaign!
So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even America, Greece and Scotland! - Ігри
*AMERICA! FREEDOM! THE MARATHA CONFEDERACY!* wait what *GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!*
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Fist Heart me
Reaal taco 🌮 hours please
Lol, did they also paid you to say that?
Real Portuguese Hours pwease
good video. stop using dixie land in your videos. its like playing the anthem of nazi germany.
I don't know how Koifish manages to know the history of every nation he plays as well as consistently make it funny, absolutely genius.
I read a lot and have a pretty good memory, but It's not SUPER good which sometimes makes me mix things up :D
@@Koifish I am similar in that regard.
It's freaking impressive!
@@Koifish oh you read books? Unsubscribed
Historians: "Why would our ancestors slaughter the natives in such a manner?"
Koifish: *"THIS IS THE SHIT I WANT TO DO MAN! THIS IS FUCKIN EPIC!"*
Tbf not doing that was an alien concept to most of the planet back then.
@@oomsou5018 including the natives
"I WILL INVADE AFGANISTAN WITH GEORGE WASHINGTON"
*Invades Balochistan*
"VICTORY IN AFGHANISTAN"
He a little confused but he got the spirit.
There is no better way to honor the legacy of Operation Desert Storm than by invading the wrong country.
'We're protestants. Arguably the coolest version of Christianity. 'Cause you're allowed to killed yourself. And still go to heaven. VeRy Coool!' - Some Martin Luther-level theological gems right there
0:55 "Waterproof Teabags"; I don't know why but I feel that is a very under appreciated joke in this video.
Joking about Afghanistan now is a bold move to be sure
I love it
That was unironically a very Nathaniel Greene-esque battle. he was all about stacking defensive lines, his most famous battle (The Battle of Guilford Courthouse) being very much like that.
Petition to make a custom recruitable unit called "florida men"
Alligator cavalry
"A foolish Man complains about Britain's Colonization of their lands,But a wise man Overthrows it". -George Tzu
And then colonizes other people like a boss
@@blorblin ye
How can the coloniser complain about what they themselves are?
I'm in the airport waiting in an endless stagnant line, and your sense of humor is my only salvation. Thank you carppiscine.
Hope you're not in the Kabul airport man, the line there is, "concerning"
@@michaelrizka yeah I was at LAX, but my dad joked about how it looked like the photos from Kabul.
“No taxation without representation, because United States has become an independent nation.”
I don’t remember this line from Hamilton
As an Ohioan, I can conclude that this video is factual, however, it doesn't showcase Ohio's godly reign over humanity, and that's the only downside.
Wait, it's all Ohio?
@@carltonleboss always has been
From Michigan. FUCK OHIO
Ohio top 5 worst state
As a Michigander I say that’s bullshit
The Spiffing Brit would be disappointed in this video. *Shakes head in Queens English*
GOOD
@@chuckn4851 based
Quite the timing to invade Afghanistan..
Whenever Koifish uploads, I know it's going to be a good day. Now, *Clears throat*
AS THE DARKNESS FALLS AND AMERICA CALLS
ONE MAN SPREADS HIS WINGS AS THE BATTLE BEGINS
MAY THE LAND LAY CLAIM UNTO GEORGE'S NAME
SEVEN PILLARS OF FREEDOM LIGHT THE WAY.
Which George
@@sylveradercyl7283 Washington.
"Copper-bottom keels~ Cannonades with the fur~" -T-pain probably.
Real taco 🌮 hours please!!!!!!
@Ze4l Fish too risky, due to the pandemic.
Koifish you haven't done real freedom hours if you're not pulling out of Afghanistan 1 turn after you capture it
Missed an opportunity to loose Kabul
cmon koifish WE NEED TO LIBERATE KABUL
Koifish: I COULD PUNCH A BALD EAGLE
Me, an intellectual: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Koifish became the 250th President of the United States of America
Waterproof teabags could actually have helped at a certain party in Boston.
The waterproof teabag joke almost excused the raid ad.
Koifish wasn't the president we voted for but he's the president we needed
"And more regulations than you can shake a stick at" Why must the Swede be correct!
Washing-ton Washing-ton,
Six foot eight, weighs a ducking ton.
Luckily the Big Mac hadn't been invented yet, or else your armies would have halved movement speed.
4:02 It's probably scabies actually. Benjamin Franklin was quite the player.
yeah, he loved to philander with the locals.
Regulations? Not in my country!
Yes I've had 4 heart attacks this week due to the unhealthy fast food but at least I'm free
Kabul would never have fallen if Koifish was in charge
United States of America: No taxation without representation!
The US territories of Guam, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, US Virgin Islands, and the Northern Mariana Islands: Bruh.
They don't pay federal income tax. Not sure about socsec.
someone tell Koifish if he punches a bald eagle then he'd be commiting a federal crime under the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act.
i have waited for this for so long
"And mislabel it as PASTA" LMAO 😂😂
Im dead.
He knows more then real usa citizens
This man throws around more rhymes than Steph Curry throws 3s
Koifush is exactly what Afghanistan needs right now
Oh boy I just love your vids AMAZING
I love how koifish has the same musical repertoire as I do.
OMFG i starting cough laughing at "water proof teabags"
Those poems are becoming better and better by each episode
Why did the water proof tea bag joke make me laugh so hard😂😂😂
nice vid koifish i love you kip it up
“We don’t own Florida???”
In a better world…
America the motion picture but it’s koi fish
Our amazing Swedish Coifish has delivered again
I hope that americans didn't go away from afghanistan after taking Kabul in the next episode.
WAIT A SEC...
Not even a minute into the video and Koifish is being bayzed
I have never seen a video of such high meme quality.
Great American rap in the beginning!
Thanks for doing America koifish
Invading Baluchistan and calling it Afghanistan is a very american thing to do
Decomposing, wauw, nice actually
Koifish, When will there be Neuken in de Keuken again? 😂
You've given me an unexplainable love for the Norwegian accent 😏
13:41 This line plays a lot more sad this week.
3:20 I’m native and this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while
6:36 Another settlement needs your help
A Swede singing an Irish-American Civil War song…not something you see everyday😂
I really should've seen the Afghanistan Bit coming lol
daggum, Koifish is REALLY getting into the rhyming...
Minutemen OP.
Waterproof teabags? Thats genius. You only Need on teabag for the Rest of your Life
3:07 That joke was so funny it darn near killed me, but that's ok cause I still get to go to Heaven! >;D
Based Koifish
2:48 Translation: This wig will turn you into a total chad.
Less gooo!
Playing ‘British Grenadiers’ as the Americans slaughter the natives is the most blursed thing ever
yes finlly
Now Koifish u got to play Norway and retake Iceland and Vinland
For the next episode when you get the British Isles, raise taxes to max and exempt every other region. True revenge.
Freeeeeedoooooooooom
Of course he's gonna go and invade Afghanistan with George Washington LMAO
very cool
Så søt du er når du snakker norsk @Koifish ^_^
I think you should try "Imperial Destroyer" mod
VEry cool
I thought Koifish was Finnish. As a Dane, realizing he's Swedish is... hmmm. Might have to bap him on the noggin with a stick if he crosses the ice.
Elite troop only play through? Might work better in Napoleon tho because you can have multiple of the same unit and I don't think you can in empire (been too long since I played)
I was thinking another round of artillery only, but in late game, with rockets and the puckle gun >:D
@@Koifish Great idea!
@@Koifish let the puckle put them in a pickle!
Thank you Mr Koifish for this wonderful video. In light of recent events, we really needed a video like this. P.S. If you do continue this series please invade canada so we can show them who really won the war of 1812.
Like this
Where are the real barbary states hours koifish
Love your vids by the way
Now im sad u didnt do Norway 😔
Свобода!!!!
Örebro gang rise up :)
stay away from my oil koifish
Besides the faction mod, what mods are you using? Your Empire looks spectacular
Koifish the rapper?!?
Koiminem?
Lol Koi?
Nathaniel Greene is pronounced like the color.
See, I would know, since I grew up in and live in a County named after him.
Merica!
Koifish selects Norge, me: 😍
Koifish actually selects Amerika, me: 😑
11:24 Indian from India Go to Indian in America to become the true Indian!
"real hours"
Lasts 15 minutes. Im sad, but satisfied.
Damn Trump was born early and finally built that wall huh? 9:05
As an American, I didn't think that this could have gotten any more American, and then the game AI literally said "Mission Impossible"
EDIT: And then the Native American slaughter began
Do one for persia please
I was watching your video when my grandad came and told me to "turn this fucking goebbels off" Hi from Belarus btw
"and talking about gender studies" Love it! XD
Afganistan bro so ironic
The fact that he conquered pakistan instead of afghanistan