Real Pirate Hours - Empire Total War
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REAL PIRATE HOURS have begun in Empire Total War! Join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through the Caribbean, as Pirates! Using galleys, muskets and absolutely not wearing a shirt!
Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the pirates!
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"Give me some rum,
Let's have some fun,
Everyone owns a gun,
About 200 years later we had Verdun."
Shakespeare the Fish 2020
2:53 "Not a single country isn't at war with us!" Uh, what's that between France, Germany, Austria, and Italy? Oh wait, that's just the Eternally Neutral Swiss.
Ah yes, that major naval power: Switzerland.
Which, funny enough, *Don't even exist in this game*
@@faisalnehal372 Which means they're so neutral they've retroactively removed themselves so they will never have to actually pick a side or join a war.
@@kabob0077 lamo
@@harbl99 no coastline means who cares about pirates
11/10 would raid swedish fish transports again
223 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that-
Koifish comedy is saying the names of people and locations in funny voices.
It works.
Todd is that you?
Koifish comedy is being Swedish. He's a Swedish fish.
7:44 As a current citizen of Caracas, Venezuela I would literally prefer having literal pirates in charge than this government.
Is it 100% he govt, or the US doing everything they can get away with to destroy the economy and destabilize the country though, like they did for most of the rest of central and south america.
do you actually blame every problem on usa? Its is 100% the goverments fault not the usa. The venezuelan goverment fucked up when it turned socialist they relied to much on oil and to much money went into social programs when nobody wanted venezuelan oil everything went to shit and USA didnt have to do anything
I found the salty communist
@@adamwilliams8039 google Venezuela...
@@adamwilliams8039 that's not why their economy is destroyed and in a fuckin civil war lol. Its because of their communist dictators.
He's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
So it would seem
*shitty recorder version of He's a Pirate*
8:05 American Lieutnant telling the plan to his fellow marines in Vietnam, 1972, colorised.
this is what happens when the cure to scurvy is found
An apple a day keeps the scurvy away
@@bobafat2082 aye, matey
"Smørrebrød? You're gonna smørreDØ!" - A french sounding Swede making a danish pun in a video predominantly in english.
11:25 Yeah south africa yeah...........
Thank God North africa .... i Dunno i lost the joke i was going for ....
No one:
Koifish: *YOU BÖSTERDS*
"Excuse me woman, did i ask for your opinion?" based koifish
Calls Denmark a fictional country
You sir, have my like
1:00 -- Koifish cunningly switches from Great Britain to Pirates faction.
"They're the same picture."
I mean, yeah (Francis Drake), where is (John and Richard Hawkins) the (Walter Raleigh) lie.
The new Pirates of the Caribbean looks incredible! Interesting choice to make Captain Jack Sparrow Swedish. Captain Olaf Jjäck Sparrösson searching for the black meatball
I'd watch it
All meatballs turn black when im incharge of the cooking..
"From Tortuga with love!" 😂😂
2:17 Yarr! Even we pirates can count better than you, ye internet-lubber! 🏴☠️
6:07 I love the republic commando music combined with native turkey eaters
this is what i call good content koifish bless me with more xD
The use of Sea Shanty 2 was masterful
Sometimes I wonder if Koifish actually speaks English or he's just winging it.
Believe it or not, I used to work as an English teacher >:D
@@Koifish You "used to work"? Did they throw you out of school? xD
@@N0_1. Yeah this sounds like a good story...
@@Koifish damn who knew English teachers be busting the best jokes
"And you have a sloop called Africa" that killed me more then it should've
Donny Jepp! hahahaahah good one koi fish!!!
Runescape music is an instant bop
8:05 How did Koifish not get that line as a trigger for the classic "Better Run Through the Jungle" by CCR?
As a Dane I constantly question my own existence....🇩🇰
9:39 Pirates vs Pirates
9:32 That's why I love facism, it is the correct way to rule.
I was going to say at the beginning there: shooting those ships at point blank range might be affective in terms of the dmg done, but wait till that thing becomes a giant splinter granade exploding.. well at point blank range xD
Truly the best part of naval battles! When you hit the enemies powder :D
That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
5:01-5:10 Phil Swift deploys Zorbees!
It’s super effective at draining the world’s oceans!
Holy shit. Im too early the good comments haven't been marinated yet
This new pirates of the Caribbean is wild
"the sun rise house...idk"
I like the runescape pirate theme you played lolol
Koifish + 24hr stream + a smidge of chaos. Oh fuck dropped the bottle in...oh well + random guests = Yes. I like it too
My Boi coifish being a great poet again
*aliens invade earth*
Switzerland still neutral
I can just imagine the battle starting, then Sparrow tells his guys to shoot the other pirates in front of them because Barbosa is in charge of them.
Watching Danish ships getting blown up is very therapeutic
PIRATE WORLD DOMINATION PLEASE KOIFISH
You are really one of the only UA-camrs that actually makes me laugh out loud. Keep up the great work!
Me losing the tww2 contest 5:50
Whenever you have time, I would absolutely love to see you play as Inuits, one of the one region German states like Wuttenburg, or Crimean Khanate!
Sea shanty 2 plays
Ah... finally civilized people...
Why is this the only Koi video that has been recommended to me the last 2 months. Bruh
This man is roasting the shit out of the danes in this one
You made my early day with this video. One of the best I ever seen!
Oh, that’s my favourite game in whole franchise
15:25 Waterloo, but pirates
I love the music you use in your videos
the quarantine wasn't kind to this man.
"Guatemala, mora like guacamole" me a Guatemla guy, "JA si cmamo XD"
We want a series
Well, technically you liberated them, that's why they're so happy
Best video yet
I don't remember the game looking like this
I must check
7:45 at this point all of Caracas would prefer pirates over the actual government tbh.
In german will means wants so the translation for Amadeus Willcocks is Amadeus Wantscocks
Pirates. Absolute Monarchy.
Wut.
Explosions are great in total war they not only kill them but destroys the morale
Fuck this just makes me want to play Empire as the Pirates again... *starts reinstalling*
I love the Port Sarim Music
I was never in the Pirate IRA but I do not disassociate myself with them matey.
I played this mod as Bretagne. Owned a hell a lot of trade routes and literally bought the world without waging war.
Because the AI sells you provinces if you give them a ridiculous amount of money for it.
And I had that ridiculous amount of money.
Fuck I love the Minor Factions Revenge Mod!
Koi drops an empire video just as I begin to start playing the game alot again? epic.
Captain Patchy would be proud!
I love this please do more videos like this!
i feel like those weird pirate aficionados would be more prolific in this timeline
More pls, but with subtitle to make it more better
wow i didnt realize you didnt have like millions of subs until you stated that sub goal
POTC theme intensifies
Best Black Sails season
Those songs about Zoraks....
Donny Jepp
That was a good video
Breaking news: Johnny Depp recruits the RA as part of his new pirate kingdom.
Official pirate theme changed to *me little armalite*
*Distant gunfire before Instruments begin*
And it's down along the Falls Road, that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A Comrade on me left and another one on me right,
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite
Incredible
Koifish Koifishsson, GET IT HAHAHAHAA
*75th Ranger Regiment would like to know your location*
More pirate stuff for The Pirate God!
i think, a game withe the plain nations or the cherokee can be fun ^_^
When Koifish can't count- lost 111 - says he lost 1100
Dohnnny Jepp vs. the dread Spanish admiral Hamber Eard.
Are you Triumph the Insult comic Dog?! :D
Pass the whiskey
Hey koi fish play total war Warhammer 2!? They have pirates too but no naval combat
Please make a series of this game
Hey Koi of fish
Next has to be medieval 2 total war with the planet war mod
Very cool.
Now play Sweden........
And then the Knights of St John ;)
WE NEED MOAR VIDS FROM U!
Great spelling
Play as Sweden then put meatballs in cannons just like the french baguette launchers
I found you channel with this😆
24 hour stream 2 electric boogaloo
Lets goooo
i wont miss it
If Savoy is a fake fictional country, does that make Savoy an actual country?
Best channel EU
Medieval 2!