I broke my ankle a few years ago when I was at work in the bookstore I managed and there was only one customer in the store. She called 911 for me and then I asked her to help me take my shoe off because I didn’t want the paramedics to cut my shoe off. When the paramedics got to the store, they asked why my shoe was off and even though they weren’t happy that I had taken it off, they did admit that they would have cut it off instead of untying it and removing it. I was so glad I made that decision since it still have those shoes 6 years later and love them.
@@xfitch3809 I was at the top of a step ladder removing upper bookcases from the wall and lost my balance and crashed to the ground. Came straight down on my foot and the ankle snapped.
I don't blame you! I did the same thing when I fell down a flight of stairs at work. I knew they would cut off my new boots, so I yanked that sucker off before my foot could swell up too much. Sometimes you've got to have shoe priorities :)
I cut my thumb once and went to er thinking I needed stitches but it was very busy and after a few hours of waiting It clotted and decided I would be ok without stitches so I told the lady to take me off the list I was going to go home and I would be OK without stitches she insisted they put a butterfly bandaid on it to keep it from reopening. The nurse came out into waiting room used a achol pad to clean it the put two little bandaid on it and I left my mother got a bill a few weeks later for $600.00 dollars from the hospital. Gotta love our Healthcare system in America.
@@dennispalmer6007 this is why most Americans like me dont bother with health insurance! And it's actually because of Big Pharma and because America has twice as many vs any other country but mostly the corrupt politicians and Big Pharma! I paid for insurance and my insurance doesn't covered medication or my trips to the chiropractor! I pay out of pocket! I did use my job insurance but It taken out of my pay check of course but I never use it sometime it feels like a Huge waste
@@dennispalmer6007the reason I don't like the idea of socialized medicine is because the idea of dying while on a waiting list for a surgical procedure doesn't appeal to me.
I could listen to this guy all day every day. He's so calm and smoooth! His timing is perfect and he's just a natural! Great set man. Thank you for everything you put into this.
Bro... NO ONE sounds like this when they are drunk for real lol but I do come from an area where when a Man gets drunk, he slurs his words and his voice gets deeper lol in all respect this guys voice probably gets higher if he gets drunk lol
It's funny how you can respond differently at different times. On this second watch "I'm on ponds now" flattened me completely. Very deft delivery. from a a wonderfully quirky cat.
@@karenmyrie6215 Well, I woke up when I hit the floor. I fell out of bed while sober and alone and asleep. Like a toddler. My husband gets angry when I chop wood (now that the collarbone has healed) because "it's dangerous." Me: "But is it more dangerous than SLEEPING?!?!?!"
@@ritaroach3491 I fell out of bed. Sober and alone. Like a toddler. My husband says "Technically, you broke it when you woke up." He's not necessarily wrong.
What a Great way to end my birthday! I love this guy, great voice! The awkward store story with the sock fell out I died laughing and it is a 12 o'clock at night I should be quiet!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
The sock out of the pants 😂😂 My sister used to wash her and my nephew's laundry together and I say used to because the last time she ever did laundry like that they were out all day and my nephew was walking in front of her and she was like hold on what's that and she stopped him and pulled one of her thongs out of the hood on his jacket in front of everyone
Its not how we lost him... We were gonna bury him because I had left the room Heat on high, and then went to my dad's for the weekend. My mom was kind of freaked out about feeding them so I would always feed him enough for the weekend, she felt so bad she didn't go and check on him. R.I.P. Blow
This happened to my teenaged son. Broke his collar bone playing touch football that devolved into tackling. He was wearing his favorite t-shirt. In the ER he was told that he would need to have the shirt cut off from his body. He resisted that idea, so the nurse said, "Fine. Just take the shirt off, then." My son couldn't, and the shirt was cut off. We did sew it back together but it had a Frankenstein-like appearance after that.
Dislocated my shoulder once, bad enough that I couldn’t really figure out how to get it to pop back and same thing. Nurse says “we’re going to have to cut your shirt off” “cut my shirt and I’ll cut you” Turns out wrestling a t shirt off your head is how you get your shoulder to pop back into place.
As a spectrum field technician I do appreciate him calling the cable company and not just running it over with the lawn mower. And yes the twisty tie trick does work
I had a friend, many years ago, that came to work out of breath. She slept in and was running late 15 min into her shift I saw something coming out of her pant leg. I quietly commented so not to embarrass her in front if the customers. She bent down and pulled a pair of her underwear out of her pant leg.
I'm a biker, and my mother and I treat our animals like family. So, her "dog" was my little brother, so she bought him a biker jacket, shades, and a rag. 😎 A Chihuahua. I love my mother. I kept rats. My 1st was Odin. Rats are extremely intelligent. He potty trained himself so he could sleep with me and at 6 am I would take my meds every day. He learned this and started to wake me up himself and worked a food, cleaning, and bathroom break while I took my meds then he'd let me know when he was ready to come back. Had him almost 4yrs. Their lives are way too short. I was told it is because of the way they are bred, to make them friendlier. They make beautiful friends if you can handle the "5min" they're alive. Very loyal.
That’s so sweet! Odin sounds like he was a fantastic rat and friend. My two are Charlie and Pirate, I bought them quite recently, they’re six months old and hadn’t been handled so much. Charlie just learnt his name :) Much love to your mother and you! You seem like good people ❤️
I need a pet that can remind me to take my meds lol. I’m thinking a kitten, they always want snacks, that should work with my schedule. Very sorry about your loss, just lost my dog way too soon. Animals are great.
An awesomely funny guy from my part of the country! I was in Duluth, Minnesota before he was born (83 to 86) And originally from the UP of Michigan and I know what he’s talking about when he talks about the drive around Lake Superior. Keep it up dude! I bet you go far in the industry. Don’t let anyone tell you different! 👍🍀😆❤️
There've been a few times I've brought patients into ERs where the staff LOVE to cut clothes off. They don't ask, they just do. Tommy lucked out in that they only cut his Tshirt. Btw, $900 covers the visit, assessment, treatment... but mostly the Xray to find out the clavicle was broken at all! (And that nothing else was, like his skull or ribs, and no damage to the lungs or heart.)
Red T The 2 times I was escorted to an ER-ambulance,I was wearing a leather motorcycle jacket, they might have asked if they could cut it off,don't remember.
@@katiedrew4708 Oh no.... they didn't cut the patch, did they? Was there a patch? We had it drilled into us to NOT cut the patch, and I knew that anyway from being on two wheels.
What a refreshing and truly wonderful surprise to have stumbled upon this. I laughed while I worked. Great story telling. Thank you so much for sharing your talent ❤️
Lol, there's already a youtube video of his full special. I wish y'all would upload Nabir Singh's full special. I loved it on the app but your app is very slow and crashes at times. It's unfortunate but I still do enjoy the app. Thank you for clean comedy.
@@Animebryan2 Nearly all their uploads in the past two months are repeats, they are explaining this is for new people...so why are they changing the titles? I think they don't want people to forget the channel. I didn't remember him probably cuz I didn't find him funny the first time or this either.
Your Brilliant!!! Laughed non-stop. Unique Clever Material empecable delivery & timing!!! Your Creative Comedic Styling Of A Master-class!!! Blown away by this 🎭 performance!!!!!😊💯😅🌟😂🤣👌
Oh. My. Goodness. He is not kidding. I googled it and Barb Ryman river activation popped up first thing. All I asked was what is river activation. I still don’t know but he is not joking. He is telling the truth.
I broke my ankle a few years ago when I was at work in the bookstore I managed and there was only one customer in the store. She called 911 for me and then I asked her to help me take my shoe off because I didn’t want the paramedics to cut my shoe off. When the paramedics got to the store, they asked why my shoe was off and even though they weren’t happy that I had taken it off, they did admit that they would have cut it off instead of untying it and removing it. I was so glad I made that decision since it still have those shoes 6 years later and love them.
Wtf were you doing in a bookstore that made you brake ur ankle 😅
@@xfitch3809 I was at the top of a step ladder removing upper bookcases from the wall and lost my balance and crashed to the ground. Came straight down on my foot and the ankle snapped.
I don't blame you! I did the same thing when I fell down a flight of stairs at work. I knew they would cut off my new boots, so I yanked that sucker off before my foot could swell up too much. Sometimes you've got to have shoe priorities :)
@@janeausten222 amen!
LoL, I usually just cut the strings
I am LAUGHING so hard I had to pause in order not to miss anything. Thank you for this laughter!
I cut my thumb once and went to er thinking I needed stitches but it was very busy and after a few hours of waiting It clotted and decided I would be ok without stitches so I told the lady to take me off the list I was going to go home and I would be OK without stitches she insisted they put a butterfly bandaid on it to keep it from reopening. The nurse came out into waiting room used a achol pad to clean it the put two little bandaid on it and I left my mother got a bill a few weeks later for $600.00 dollars from the hospital. Gotta love our Healthcare system in America.
😱🥶 yeah I our healthcare system I pay for insurance and get nothing out of it
You should 100% fight that. You didn’t even see a doctor
This is why I’m so glad I live in Canada. Socialized medicine have no idea why Americans are so afraid of it.
@@dennispalmer6007 this is why most Americans like me dont bother with health insurance! And it's actually because of Big Pharma and because America has twice as many vs any other country but mostly the corrupt politicians and Big Pharma! I paid for insurance and my insurance doesn't covered medication or my trips to the chiropractor! I pay out of pocket! I did use my job insurance but It taken out of my pay check of course but I never use it sometime it feels like a Huge waste
@@dennispalmer6007the reason I don't like the idea of socialized medicine is because the idea of dying while on a waiting list for a surgical procedure doesn't appeal to me.
I could listen to this guy all day every day.
He's so calm and smoooth!
His timing is perfect and he's just a natural!
Great set man.
Thank you for everything you put into this.
I love how he just embraces his awkwardness. It’s so charming and relatable!
Agreed
He is just precious.
He is the funniest guy I’ve heard. I come back here every 4-5 months… so funny, Tommy!
This guy's just too good! His awkwardness makes him awesome! 😎😊
I can listen to this guy for days! Love how we talks!
This guy has the best voice - he always sounds like he's happily drunk.
Or like he’s twelve
He sounds like Bart Simpson grew up.
That's because he comes from Minnesota - everyone else stays happily drunk here!
He had a dry one at the bar.
Bro... NO ONE sounds like this when they are drunk for real lol but I do come from an area where when a Man gets drunk, he slurs his words and his voice gets deeper lol in all respect this guys voice probably gets higher if he gets drunk lol
I'm always pleasantly surprised by the comedians on this channel.
I definitely laughed out loud a few times.
I almost fell off the couch over the clarinet shards bit! 🤣
Ha, his mom really does have a website. I just chuckled and loved Barb's website.
I understand breaking things awkwardly, broke my spine doing the laundry. I am a hero.
I love this guy! He’s adorably hilarious! So refreshing for standup comedy.
It's funny how you can respond differently at different times. On this second watch "I'm on ponds now" flattened me completely. Very deft delivery. from a a wonderfully quirky cat.
I love how he just slips stuff in like that. He's a pro at that.
Charming and adorably funny.
This made me incredibly happy 🤗☺
Having broken my collarbone recently WHILE SLEEPING, this was HILARIOUS!!! And I love his positivity.
While SLEEPING?!?!?
I'm stunned on 2 levels. First because I broke my own & secondly because I am a physician.
@@karenmyrie6215 Well, I woke up when I hit the floor. I fell out of bed while sober and alone and asleep. Like a toddler.
My husband gets angry when I chop wood (now that the collarbone has healed) because "it's dangerous."
Me: "But is it more dangerous than SLEEPING?!?!?!"
How on earth did you break it sleeping? You must have some wild dreams. lol Hope you're over it.
@@ritaroach3491 I fell out of bed. Sober and alone. Like a toddler. My husband says "Technically, you broke it when you woke up." He's not necessarily wrong.
Thank goodness a fall was involved. I thought the future involved spontaneous breaks of random bones, lol@@debbybrownquilts
Very funny guy, loved his dog bit at 20:38, LMAO, which is a first in many weeks. Thank you for this upload!
He's hysterical!!🤣 Love the grocery cart scenerio!!
Agreed
I love comedians when they do callbacks. The ending about his Mom was especially funny.
Still laughin’
Natural talent! I enjoyed this so much!
"by a really pretty lake...my mom came and activated it"
perfect ending to this set lol
What a Great way to end my birthday! I love this guy, great voice! The awkward store story with the sock fell out I died laughing and it is a 12 o'clock at night I should be quiet!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
Quirky/odd people make some of the best comedians. Tommy is a really cool guy. This is some brilliant stuff!
I agree. Him and Mary Mack are my two top favorites.
Material, timing, delivery are spot on!
Love him! Definitely want to see more of him!
The river activating really got me! Hilarious dude!
What makes it even funnier is that it’s actually true! I looked up the website.
@@MrFuzzySimpleton I did too! Hahaha
Thank you so much for this special this young man is adorable and hilarious!
he is funny! And his awkwardness is part of why he's so funny
I chuckled hard at “my cardigan is all wet and I should be home playing the clarinet right now”.😝😝
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Is she playing clarinet without me?! 😂
Funny guy. He looks like he is about 15 yrs old. Loved his set.
It’s nice to hear intelligent
original material 🙂
Hardly ever, just like in this case too, is everything original lol
yes!
I like Him and his awkwardness he's truly very funny 😄😆🤣
Tommy delivers like a pro
Consistently funny throughout the show.
I thoroughly enjoyed this set! Thank you, Tommy and Dry Bar!
Under rated. This guy is gold lol
He reminds me of the kid in brave little toaster...but grown up.
I love that movie! 😊
Totally!
Dang that's a flashback 😁
He also reminds me of Froggy from the Little Rascals, except, he needs the voice. Lol
You didn't watch the other movies in the series?
He could totally make the finals for best Mr. Rogers sweater!!!😂🤣🤗
Won't you BEEE, my neighbor.🤓
Is there such a thing?
I love how his comedy comes full circle, you don't get that alot
I broke my clavicle when I was 6. I still remember the pain. Totally get it.
One of my favorite styles, loved the deliveries! Thanks Dry Bar and Tommy Ryman for the laughs!
The sock out of the pants 😂😂 My sister used to wash her and my nephew's laundry together and I say used to because the last time she ever did laundry like that they were out all day and my nephew was walking in front of her and she was like hold on what's that and she stopped him and pulled one of her thongs out of the hood on his jacket in front of everyone
I pulled a dryer sheet out of my best lady- type dress slacks at my specialist doctor's- don't know how SPECIAL he thought it was!
Same happened today me but it fell out of my pants
This made my day. Thanks Tommy!
This guy is good! Great jokes! Absolutely funny! 🤣
Hello fellow Minnesotan! I also lost a rat buddy. But we had it on our deck in a shoe box and the neighbor cat thought it was a box lunch.
That would do it!
Its not how we lost him... We were gonna bury him because I had left the room Heat on high, and then went to my dad's for the weekend. My mom was kind of freaked out about feeding them so I would always feed him enough for the weekend, she felt so bad she didn't go and check on him. R.I.P. Blow
So freakin’ funny!! 😂
This man just goes on lots of errands love it
George Mcfly strikes again!!! Dude is fantastic!
That was great!
This happened to my teenaged son. Broke his collar bone playing touch football that devolved into tackling. He was wearing his favorite t-shirt. In the ER he was told that he would need to have the shirt cut off from his body. He resisted that idea, so the nurse said, "Fine. Just take the shirt off, then." My son couldn't, and the shirt was cut off. We did sew it back together but it had a Frankenstein-like appearance after that.
Dislocated my shoulder once, bad enough that I couldn’t really figure out how to get it to pop back and same thing. Nurse says “we’re going to have to cut your shirt off” “cut my shirt and I’ll cut you”
Turns out wrestling a t shirt off your head is how you get your shoulder to pop back into place.
Funny little guy!
Is this the number i call to put cables in the sky? Or is there a different number that does that!...? 🤣
As a spectrum field technician I do appreciate him calling the cable company and not just running it over with the lawn mower. And yes the twisty tie trick does work
Of course I Googled how to activate a river and it came up with his mom's name first
🙌
Im so confused
LMAO
Me too lol. I love it when the bits are true
My brother in law had an ex police canine. My niece, when she was 3 said, "I want a new dog, I don't want a used dog."
Better hope he doesn't say "GET HER" to Roscoe- could end up with major lacerations!
He waaaaaaas wonderful. Oh my gosh. Loved it
Really funny dude!!! Thanks
This dude is awesome 🤣🤣👍🤙👍
It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who has had a sock come out of my pants in public...
I had a friend, many years ago, that came to work out of breath. She slept in and was running late 15 min into her shift I saw something coming out of her pant leg. I quietly commented so not to embarrass her in front if the customers. She bent down and pulled a pair of her underwear out of her pant leg.
@@michelleandrews6856 I've had underwear come out of my pant leg too 😂😂😂
Dryer sheets for me man.. 😅
@@foggyfrogg happened to me at mommy and me when my son was 3. So humiliating!
@@weir_family oh noo
Great! Absolutely funny!!!
I'm a biker, and my mother and I treat our animals like family.
So, her "dog" was my little brother, so she bought him a biker jacket, shades, and a rag. 😎
A Chihuahua.
I love my mother.
I kept rats. My 1st was Odin.
Rats are extremely intelligent.
He potty trained himself so he could sleep with me and at 6 am I would take my meds every day.
He learned this and started to wake me up himself and worked a food, cleaning, and bathroom break while I took my meds then he'd let me know when he was ready to come back.
Had him almost 4yrs.
Their lives are way too short.
I was told it is because of the way they are bred, to make them friendlier. They make beautiful friends if you can handle the "5min" they're alive. Very loyal.
That’s so sweet! Odin sounds like he was a fantastic rat and friend. My two are Charlie and Pirate, I bought them quite recently, they’re six months old and hadn’t been handled so much. Charlie just learnt his name :)
Much love to your mother and you! You seem like good people ❤️
I need a pet that can remind me to take my meds lol. I’m thinking a kitten, they always want snacks, that should work with my schedule.
Very sorry about your loss, just lost my dog way too soon. Animals are great.
Loved it. Great comedy all the way around!
An awesomely funny guy from my part of the country! I was in Duluth, Minnesota before he was born (83 to 86) And originally from the UP of Michigan and I know what he’s talking about when he talks about the drive around Lake Superior.
Keep it up dude! I bet you go far in the industry. Don’t let anyone tell you different! 👍🍀😆❤️
I like the dry bar, people being funny with out being holder and nasty
I just learned that he has a second DryBar special but can’t find it.
His delivery and material make him one of my favourites on the channel.
This is the kind of guy I’d like to have a drink and conversation with. 😂❤
This guy reminds me of Don Knotts. Oh man. He did the greatest awkward/nervous jokes..
He sounds like Wally Cox to me. I'm old.
Hillarious. Sent link to all my family.
Second time - hilarious!
I needed these laughs. Great show!
Agreed
So funny!!!!
Tommy, you’re a hero for trying to coax your dog into wearing shoes. My cat won’t even bother with a collar 😂
Super funny guy.
This guy is very funny.
There've been a few times I've brought patients into ERs where the staff LOVE to cut clothes off. They don't ask, they just do. Tommy lucked out in that they only cut his Tshirt.
Btw, $900 covers the visit, assessment, treatment... but mostly the Xray to find out the clavicle was broken at all! (And that nothing else was, like his skull or ribs, and no damage to the lungs or heart.)
Red T The 2 times I was escorted to an ER-ambulance,I was wearing a leather motorcycle jacket, they might have asked if they could cut it off,don't remember.
I am *that* nurse! ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️
@@katiedrew4708 Oh no.... they didn't cut the patch, did they? Was there a patch? We had it drilled into us to NOT cut the patch, and I knew that anyway from being on two wheels.
What a refreshing and truly wonderful surprise to have stumbled upon this. I laughed while I worked. Great story telling. Thank you so much for sharing your talent ❤️
I thoroughly enjoyed this comedy show
Omg so many comedians from MN!!
Love his delivery
Got flown to the hospital once. RIP what used to be my favorite shirt and pants. My legs weren't even SCRATCHED
Laughing to tears !😂😂🤣🤣 He’s the best !
He’s adorably funny!! 😂
“Like I don’t have eyebrows” I’m fed 😂💀
Lol, there's already a youtube video of his full special. I wish y'all would upload Nabir Singh's full special. I loved it on the app but your app is very slow and crashes at times. It's unfortunate but I still do enjoy the app. Thank you for clean comedy.
That explains why I was experiencing as sense of déjà vu when he brought up that clavicle bone joke. This isn't new at all!
@@Animebryan2 Nearly all their uploads in the past two months are repeats, they are explaining this is for new people...so why are they changing the titles? I think they don't want people to forget the channel.
I didn't remember him probably cuz I didn't find him funny the first time or this either.
@@susanrhodes5681 That's probably cause the your local river has been double-activated. It might be worth checking in on the local "healers"
People talking to each other through their pets... I do that
Lol the “get ‘em in your bellyyy” reminded me of Chris D’Elia.
He was hilarious.
Really enjoyable, thank you!
Your Brilliant!!! Laughed non-stop. Unique Clever Material empecable delivery & timing!!! Your Creative Comedic Styling Of A Master-class!!! Blown away by this 🎭 performance!!!!!😊💯😅🌟😂🤣👌
Oh. My. Goodness. He is not kidding. I googled it and Barb Ryman river activation popped up first thing. All I asked was what is river activation. I still don’t know but he is not joking. He is telling the truth.
Great stuff - well done...
It's so funny, I have been de-activating rivers for years.
*spolier* with urine
When you come out with a show im there 🤪
My favorite is when he starts talking about pulling himself over😂
Really good callbacks.
Yes! Love this guy's delivery!
This guy is FUNNY!
He reminds me of the lobster bisque guy from Studio C
Love his voice. It sounds like Butters grew up and took a couple shots before getting on stage.
Great description!