Yo, I had a birthday party at a bowling alley on my 18th. I invited like 20 people and was expecting maybe 10-12. Each of them would have paid like $10 for shoes and 2 games. My parents would have paid for pizza. When I got there, one of my friends showed up. We started bowling. Then another friend showed up. Later, the cashier saw that only 2 friends showed up. She saw that I kept looking for more people to come. There was a tournament going on with a bunch of middle aged rich people. The cashier fixed up two pizzas for me for free. While my friend and I were bowling, she gave me an envelope. The next thing I know, I’m leaving the bowling alley with $108 and I left without paying a dime for bowling.
Daniel Eachus wow hey thanks for responding- cool that you see tgese. You had me rolling dude! Seriously needed the laughs and they were relatability hilarious! Thank You Sir 🙏🏻
@@Daneachus Didn't think I would ever tag one of my people - I'm the same lol. No matter how 'awake' I try to act, I always come across as lazy to people. Well, best wishes from across the globe - hope you reach new heights!
There's usually a line I keep laughing over and quoting after watching a good comedian, but with this guy there were so many! Loved it all, just truly a funny guy.😂😂
I'll be rewatching this gem and sending the link to all my friends, expecting a thank you in return, because I'll be funny by association now! It's no more shameful than a free steak dinner at TGIF. I laughed a lot and you made me think extra-abstractly too. Well done skinny Sir, Thank you! 😄
Wow, most comedians only make me laugh 3 or 4 times during their set, but this guy had me laughing so hard thru his entire set. So funny! Now I’ll have to search UA-cam for more of his videos 😊
@@Daneachus As a Wal-mart associate, I figured you were going going to mention Wal-mart. Didn't expect the last part though. lmao...... I thought your whole set was funny. Great job
Dude, that whole set was solid, awesome job 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Had me Lolling the whole way through! I have an interview as a substitute teacher in a few days, I can’t wait til that joke comes up in conversation, way too good not to be repeated a lot 😂
Clean comedy warms my heart and makes me laugh out loud, even when I’m alone. ❤Thank you for brightening my day! 😂I had to share it with three people who I hope will do the same.
@Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/8/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽
This guy is really good, Or These guys ARE really good. Or... This guy's really good, a singular contraction of GUY and IS, with an apostrophe. Singular versus plural? Basic 3rd-grade grammar, punctuation, spelling? Huh???? Scholastic is offering FREE Elementary through High School help for kids during C19. It's free. Google it. Hope this helps, sweetie! Talk to your parents... perhaps they can help?
You are GOLD. Laughing the whole time. Wind & flowers try to kill me every day too. Mother nature, she mean! Love your work. Love Holly 🕊🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱👸🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱🐦🍃🍀🌻🌴🐥👸🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱💃🌹🌺🕊
@@Daneachus Hi Daniel! Thanks for writing me. Greatings from Toorak Melbourne Victoria Australia, pollen capital of the world. How awesome are emojis! 🤗 Te he he. I will watch out for your next comedy set, you are a class act. Clean, polite, hilarious, and a joy to spend time with. Princess Holly 👸🕊🌲🍀🍃🌳
@@Daneachus A Princess, by adoption,🤗 into God's Kingdom. I am born a gentile, but I beleve in, and I have met, the one & only living God of Jacob, Moses, Elijah, and the Jewish Messiah Jesus, son of God, born of the vigin. No earthly riches, but heavenly blessings & the joy of eternity with God the father. And Princess of the emojis 🤗😎😍👸🌹🌸🌵🌳💐🌷🌾🍃🐞💮🌿🕊🐝⚘☘🌴🌱🌻🥀🍀🌼🌺🌲🌳🌵🍃🌾🌿☘🌱🍀🌲🌺🥀🌳🌵🌸🍃🌾🌷💐🕊🌿💮🐞🐝⚘☘👸🌱🏵🌴🌻🥀🍀🌲🌺🌼🕊
😂😅 I'm dying from laughing and I'm at work! Love Dry Bar and this guy is Hilarious! I work at Walmart and hes not wrong 😂😅! I love the Cemetery comment which why are they considered content? There's dead people in them but he's right and died at one would be very sad! My Great aunt had a whole conversation with her coffee mug I'm dying 😂😂😂
Daniel, you're awesome and hilarious. Thank youuu. I've been 5'1, 93-97 lbs all my life and can relate to all the jokes on size, etc. My friend blew on me and pushed me over to mimic the wind years ago. She also put my tennis shoes inside of hers. Lol As a professional dog trainer, at a semiar, I put on the bite sleeve for protection training. I turned around and the boss started laughing. I asked why. He said you didn't fall over. He also cracked up because I looked so dainty, like a fairy when I did the agitation part. When I was a babysitter the kids asked me if I drove there. My car was outside. Anyway, every single bit was awesome. I'm going to watch it again and look for more videos of you. I also love sharing great comedians with friends. No caveman ghosts? Lol exactly I was on MySpace. I'm that old. Yes, I've had spiders while driving. It's awful. My bf years ago gave me the children's dose of a med. I wondered why it didn't work and found out later. He defended it because of my size. LOL I'm going to write these down as material for myself to use.
![АЛАУДИНОВ у Скабеевой: эти их ВСУ нас НЕ ДОГОНЯТ 😁 [Пародия]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/an0anqU4WGQ/mqdefault.jpg)
I wasn’t prepared for how original and funny this guy was.
I'm still not prepared for it.
@@Daneachus but you know what is going to happen
Daniel Eachus As a scrawny, allergy prone man I am stealing so much of ur material...
I also 🤣🤣🤣
Yup!
"My teeth may be stained, but they are steady."
I can't -
Oh, you can!
*sturdy.
@@Daneachus lol
Wind mixed with flowers. Almost killed me... L O L
ha! Thanks!
Yup. Hi and bye, seasonal allergies! Please go away....
It’s so true! I’m with him there 🤣
and what's hilarious is that's what happens to me when the seasons change so I'm SO using this
He needs a longer special. That was fn hilarious.
I love this stand up I've watched it so many times
“You’re bigger than I remembered.” Omg that was GREAT!!!!!
Ha! Thanks, Amanda.
Yo, I had a birthday party at a bowling alley on my 18th. I invited like 20 people and was expecting maybe 10-12. Each of them would have paid like $10 for shoes and 2 games. My parents would have paid for pizza. When I got there, one of my friends showed up. We started bowling. Then another friend showed up. Later, the cashier saw that only 2 friends showed up. She saw that I kept looking for more people to come. There was a tournament going on with a bunch of middle aged rich people. The cashier fixed up two pizzas for me for free. While my friend and I were bowling, she gave me an envelope. The next thing I know, I’m leaving the bowling alley with $108 and I left without paying a dime for bowling.
You are a hero. I love it.
Daniel Eachus Thanks man.
That’s quite a turnaround on your birthday. Good fortune dude! :)
Better to have 2 good friends than 20 lousy friends.
I am glad you did have a good birthday. 👍🤙
2 good friends. That more then most people, gg
As a jr Firefighter that Substitute Firefighter line is golden !!
Ha! Thanks!
“Yeah, you’re not buying this.” “That’s how you get a free steak dinner at TGI Friday’s.” 😂😂😂 What a funny young man!
Thanks for the love!
Daniel Eachus That was an awesome set.
@@MasterMalrubius This is an awesome comment. Thank you.
🤣🤞
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I am also thin and afraid of the wind, because it can literally blow me away.
I have been that thin before. It's kind of fun going to the southernmost tip of Portugal and almost being blown off the cliff.
@@debbiefiuza I had to hold on to a street light for dear life.
Everybody used to tease me and say they were gonna tie a string to me and fly me like a kite on windy days 😆
Wow, what a set. This guy is on his way to greater success. Lots of solid and original premises. A good crowd makes a good comic a great comic!
Hey, thank you thank you.
finally, I found one channel filled with amazingly original standup special where no political joke to ruin the mood!
amen! funny, non political and clean
"I saved a guy's life, now I can kill someone." Laughed so hard, I had tears. This guy is great.
"NO ONE DIES AT THE CEMETERY!!" I died laughing 😭💀💀
Ha! Thank you thank you!
No better place to hide a body, if you think about it.
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m unusually skinny too. Relatable set! Hilarious
We're not unusual. Everyone else is! Thanks for watching!
His jokes are so multi-layered. I spent more time laughing at his word play than anything!!!
You're too kind. Thank you!
“What does this cord do?” 🤣🤣
"Sure its safe!" 😆
Read this just as the joke hit 🤣🤣
The crowd missed a few of the subtle jokes, great set
Shoooot. I know right. Thank you!
They weren't ready
@@grimwave54 But their kids are gonna love it.
Daniel Eachus I'm saying you were too good lol
@@grimwave54 I know. I was quoting Back to the Future. Thanks!
This was hilarious, enjoyed each setup after setup! Brought great laughter to all of us!
Only the setups?! You didn't like my punchlines???
Daniel Eachus haha no. All of it! I mixed my words as we were too enjoying laughing. Thank you for the joy you brought us!
I have tattoos and have managed 2 different fast food chains... I almost lost it when he said "dropped a couple french fries" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha, thanks Marie!
This whole set had me rolling! Gotta keep a look out for more of this guy (:
You found me. I'm here. Thank you!
Whoot whoot found you 😉😂
So its not just me killing spiders with febreeze, a mango overload
It works like a charm!
Daniel its you!!! I've never seen someone actually reply to they're special! I'm a nerd too.
@@MJ-sy2en Lol. In the flesh. I don't know why more comics don't.
I know I was thinking the same thing! 😂 I once had to use my shaving cream to get one that was hiding in my shower 😡
@@emilytelese8972 Heyyyy shaving cream is smart. I'm going to try it.
Really funny stuff! “Fresh to death”. 😂. I see what you did there🤣🤣🤣
Haha, thanksssss
The crowd missed that one, but I cackled
Her cup isn’t haunted.. her pills just stopped working 🤣
Ha! Thanks!
Daniel Eachus wow hey thanks for responding- cool that you see tgese. You had me rolling dude! Seriously needed the laughs and they were relatability hilarious! Thank You Sir 🙏🏻
@@sixstringcity3931 I'm like Santa, I'm always watching! Haha, thank you thank you.
Daniel Eachus 🤣🤣🤣
That Myspace joke.. hilarious brother. The whole set had me smiling and laughing good work!
Ah, thank you thank you. You're making me blush.
@@Daneachus I got the Tom joke!!!
@@AmyEugene Ha! Perfect. I did it just for you!
He started off slow, but he had me in tears by the end 😂
I reward those who stay and watch the whole thing.
This guy is great replying to all the comments and such.
I don't want anyone to feel left out...even the trolls. lol
Lmao the tattoo joke took me off
My teeth may be stained but they’re sturdy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Tiger lol❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’ve killed spiders with febreze and perfume on multiple occasions 😂😂 that bit killed me lmao
Hey, if it works, it works!
Didn't know I needed this - love his laid-back attitude haha
I chugged two RedBulls before I filmed this. It's as energetic as I get.
@@Daneachus Didn't think I would ever tag one of my people - I'm the same lol. No matter how 'awake' I try to act, I always come across as lazy to people.
Well, best wishes from across the globe - hope you reach new heights!
@@Razi98 Ha. Same.
Thank you! Cheers.
"It's not a cape! It's large, shut up..."
i don’t understand
@@Corn22 the costume is big and looks like a cape Because it's hanging down in the back
This had me in stitches, so funny!!
This was so good. I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing delivery. "I better not get eaten by a guy in a tank top." XD
Show some respect 🤣
Clever and original! More from this guy please!
Fine! I'll write more.
@@Daneachus please don't stop
There's usually a line I keep laughing over and quoting after watching a good comedian, but with this guy there were so many! Loved it all, just truly a funny guy.😂😂
Ah, you're too nice. Thank you.
@@Daneachus Looking forward to the next one👍👍😂
I'll be rewatching this gem and sending the link to all my friends, expecting a thank you in return, because I'll be funny by association now! It's no more shameful than a free steak dinner at TGIF.
I laughed a lot and you made me think extra-abstractly too. Well done skinny Sir, Thank you! 😄
The world needs more of you MayorOfAmerica!
Also, the Skinny Sir is my wrestling name.
Wow, most comedians only make me laugh 3 or 4 times during their set, but this guy had me laughing so hard thru his entire set. So funny! Now I’ll have to search UA-cam for more of his videos 😊
The search is over. I am here! And thank you.
I love him!! 😭🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️ Oh my goodness! I need more!!
And I love you. Feel free to add me on all the social medias. @DanEachus
"I think grocery stores should at least hide the food. That's why I like Walmart. Where's the lunchmeat? Oh, it's under these bath towels." LOL
Ha! Thanks Kayce!
@@Daneachus The whole thing is funny. Thank you. :)
@@KayceCrews I appreciate it!
@@Daneachus As a Wal-mart associate, I figured you were going going to mention Wal-mart. Didn't expect the last part though. lmao...... I thought your whole set was funny. Great job
@@bigdaddycountry7 Ha! Thanks, Dennis!
Really good comedy! He definitely deserves more attention. I'll keep an eye out for new stuff. :)
The fat people hiking this is so true! I laughed so hard that I had to go back
It's better the second time anyway. Thank you
Dude, that whole set was solid, awesome job
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Had me Lolling the whole way through!
I have an interview as a substitute teacher in a few days, I can’t wait til that joke comes up in conversation, way too good not to be repeated a lot 😂
“I dropped a couple of French fries…” and I’m picturing French fry shaped tear drops as he’s pointing at his fictitious face tats.
Same dude same
You had my family snorting our drinks while we were eating dinner. Thanks for the laughs!
Sure, blame it on me!! Haha, thank you!
Totally deserves to make t-shirts that say Touche Grandma.
I love it
@@Daneachus the idea is yours bro. Merchandise it
Split the profits?
98% your way
this guy is undiscovered talent. he is HILARIOUS
Hahah ,"hey what does this cord do?!"😉🤪
Absolutely hilarious. He's def legit.
We only do substitute jobs with teachers it's weird
Vice Presidents " am I a joke to you?"
Vice-anything actually
I found that hilarious
Dude, you're hilarious because youre honest. And hella profound. You inspire me as a standup
Hey, thank you thank you.
@@Daneachus thank you sir!
Clean comedy warms my heart and makes me laugh out loud, even when I’m alone. ❤Thank you for brightening my day! 😂I had to share it with three people who I hope will do the same.
this dude was spot on and hilarious😂😂
"P90X!! Glitter!" lmao
Man that M&M bit killed me ahahahaha
Don't die on me ChurninButta!
@Dry Bar Comedy
Thank you for uploading this delightful video.
YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for
all socially responsible people who chose to
minimize their non-essential direct personal
contacts, even though it is no longer
mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE.
God bless, be strong and remain hopeful.
Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/8/2020
👍☺️🇺🇸🗽
This guy was so great! Thanks for the laughs, Daniel!
Hey, you're great. Thank you!
This guys really good!!!!
YOU'RE really good. Thank you!
This guy is really good,
Or
These guys ARE really good.
Or...
This guy's really good, a singular contraction of GUY and IS, with an apostrophe.
Singular versus plural?
Basic 3rd-grade grammar, punctuation, spelling?
Huh????
Scholastic is offering FREE Elementary through High School help for kids during C19.
It's free. Google it.
Hope this helps, sweetie!
Talk to your parents... perhaps they can help?
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Hey, you leave BlessedUp alone. We're bestfriends now!
Oh my gosh, this guy is really really funny! I loved it. Thank you very much for posting this video. 💓
Hey, thanks Karin.
@@Daneachus 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟🌟
You are GOLD. Laughing the whole time. Wind & flowers try to kill me every day too. Mother nature, she mean! Love your work. Love Holly 🕊🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱👸🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱🐦🍃🍀🌻🌴🐥👸🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱💃🌹🌺🕊
Thanks Holly. You mean business with emojis.
@@Daneachus Hi Daniel! Thanks for writing me. Greatings from Toorak Melbourne Victoria Australia, pollen capital of the world. How awesome are emojis! 🤗 Te he he. I will watch out for your next comedy set, you are a class act. Clean, polite, hilarious, and a joy to spend time with. Princess Holly 👸🕊🌲🍀🍃🌳
@@PrincessHVHHDSSS AND a Princess?! Well, thank you, Princess Holly. I appreciate your kind words!
@@Daneachus A Princess, by adoption,🤗 into God's Kingdom. I am born a gentile, but I beleve in, and I have met, the one & only living God of Jacob, Moses, Elijah, and the Jewish Messiah Jesus, son of God, born of the vigin. No earthly riches, but heavenly blessings & the joy of eternity with God the father. And Princess of the emojis 🤗😎😍👸🌹🌸🌵🌳💐🌷🌾🍃🐞💮🌿🕊🐝⚘☘🌴🌱🌻🥀🍀🌼🌺🌲🌳🌵🍃🌾🌿☘🌱🍀🌲🌺🥀🌳🌵🌸🍃🌾🌷💐🕊🌿💮🐞🐝⚘☘👸🌱🏵🌴🌻🥀🍀🌲🌺🌼🕊
As a skinny man this resonated in my soul.
😂😂 I havent laughed so hard on any of these.
I thought for a moment that he'd bomb with this crowd but he keep getting stronger . Very funny. A+
I like to build the suspense.
@@Daneachus GREAT JOP !
Would like to see more from him nice job
Hey, thanks. Just say my name three times, and I'll appear wherever you need me to.
YESS ANOTHER ONE
You want more?!?!?! I'll tryyyyyy!
This guy is Hilarious He had me laughing all the way through to the end..😂😂😂😂
Thanks, Rebecca. I appreciated your comment all the way through the end.
That first part is like watching pre-serum Steve Rogers doing stand-up xD
Pre-serum Steve Rogers was still an American hero. So, I'll take it.
@@Daneachus still is. Once a hero always a hero
This guy is "the bomb" or whatever the cool kids call it nowadays. He reminds me of a Jim Gaffigan -- honest, original, clean, and funny-as-heck.
Well, you're saying it, so it IS cool now. Thank you!
This guy was great. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
You're too kind!
One of the best. Bravo.
I loved this. I was laughing through it all,
Good. Very good. Thanks Isabel.
Thank you, Daniel. You are very funny.
Beet of luck to you.
You are very nice. Thank you.
This was absolutely hilarious! Loved it
Did he go to his "birthday" party at T.G.I.F. on a Friday? Gotta use that Groupon before it expires!
"What did this to u " awesome voice
This is very relatable for me. Love it.
😅🤣🤣🤣 yessss "wind mixed with flowers"
Looks like you haven't been bit by the spider yet😂😂😂😂
It's my life... lol
I loved the Tom joke. Very underrated.
Agreed.
I like his delivery.
Hopefully the jokes are ok too.
Omg I'm crying...from laughing so hard 🤣 😂 😆 🤣😂🤣❤🥰👍
This kid was awesome..he's very funny...Hope he has a great career ahead of him..🔥🔥💯
One of the best Dry Bars of all time 🤣🤣
Now you're just tooting my horn! Thank you. Appreciate it!
@@Daneachus I dont even know how to play a horn ;) I wouldn't say it if I didn't feel it 💯
@@dantong75 Well thank you thank you
@@Daneachus I can keep replying to help your algorithm stats and views 😉🤣
@@dantong75 Ha! I like your thinking
This guy is so funny! I hope he does another show!!!
Thank you for sharing with us your Talent..You are Funny thank you for the time you Shared with us
Hey, you're the best. Thank you!
I CANNOT LMAOO THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS
Oh, but you CAN.
was greatly satisfied with clicking on this recommendation
Love your enthusiasm. Thank you!
This guy's good! Material, timing and that voice...! I'm already googling for more.
Google no further. I'm here.
@@Daneachus Wow, just found the source! You're great, wish you the best.
This was good, very funny. Love the wind mixed with flowers joke.
You're too kind, Sharlene. Thanks!
This guys is so funny! A lot of his material hits me at my core.
Appreciate it, Danny Annie Beau Fanny.
Brilliant comedy! Loved this. I can totally relate, I Was skinny in my youth, not so much anymore. My cheeks hurt from smiling so big! 👍👍😂
Appreciate it, Charlie!
Wow. This guy is so good.
Hey, wow, thank you!
Why do I like sickly skinny comedians. They’re always so funny.
Thank you?
😂😅 I'm dying from laughing and I'm at work! Love Dry Bar and this guy is Hilarious! I work at Walmart and hes not wrong 😂😅! I love the Cemetery comment which why are they considered content? There's dead people in them but he's right and died at one would be very sad! My Great aunt had a whole conversation with her coffee mug I'm dying 😂😂😂
You actually made me laugh not just exhale through my nose. Sent this to my family keep it up my dude. And ps date the cashier she probably likes you😉
I thought the same thing about the cashier! If that really happened then I bet she'd like to spend more time with him outside if work.
Aww that's what I thought, too.
Please have him back! So funny!!
Loved him! Very original. Sharing with my friends.
Thank you! I hope you have a billion friends.
Drybar is clean fun comedy I think
I was literally lol! I had tears in my eyes!
Thank you thank you!
SOOO funny! Sorry I didn't see this sooner, but thanks for the laughs!!
I forgive you, Lois. Thank you!
This guy is very original. Very refreshing and hilarious. 🤣
Hey, thanks, Violet Joy
@@Daneachus I don't laugh at just anything, so you can take my comment as a huge compliment. 😁
Daniel, you're awesome and hilarious. Thank youuu.
I've been 5'1, 93-97 lbs all my life and can relate to all the jokes on size, etc. My friend blew on me and pushed me over to mimic the wind years ago. She also put my tennis shoes inside of hers. Lol
As a professional dog trainer, at a semiar, I put on the bite sleeve for protection training. I turned around and the boss started laughing. I asked why. He said you didn't fall over. He also cracked up because I looked so dainty, like a fairy when I did the agitation part.
When I was a babysitter the kids asked me if I drove there. My car was outside. Anyway, every single bit was awesome.
I'm going to watch it again and look for more videos of you. I also love sharing great comedians with friends.
No caveman ghosts? Lol exactly
I was on MySpace. I'm that old.
Yes, I've had spiders while driving. It's awful.
My bf years ago gave me the children's dose of a med. I wondered why it didn't work and found out later. He defended it because of my size. LOL
I'm going to write these down as material for myself to use.
Funny clean comedy 👍