An Ignorant Guide to War Metal
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finally balkan metal
Haha I get it because balkans and war 😂😅
omg turbometal :D
BALKAN POWER 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🐺🐺🐺🐺
Septica on top!!!!
Aaahhh yes blackened turbofolk deathgrind 🗿
Send this video to Nik Nocturnal, so he doesnt say sabaton is war metal anymore
god that video was so bad, i like some of his videos but that was terrible
who cares, war metal isnt even a real genre anyways
😂😂
@@kaiserfranzjoseph9311it is 😂
@@kaiserfranzjoseph9311"War metal (also known as war black metal or bestial black metal) is an aggressive, cacophonous and chaotic subgenre of blackened death metal" it is.
To quote a famous wizard: "This is huh, war"
ACHAGCGAGDGA
WOW
This is… huh. Wow.
WoW
That famous wizard should make filosofem II
Coolea traveling to the center of amazon to find a genre played by one guy and flute for a video
Oh yeah, xavante's metal
I cannot BELIEVE you didn't mention **Obscure war metal band that no one's heard of's** Demo!! Its Iconic!!
you only havent heard of it because you're too busy listening to radio disney and being a posuer
@@ShowerOnceYearlyusername makes sense
@@LxrzoYou made me have laugh bro
you referenced my joke username
that's so funny
@@Lxrzo how funny you have: I nearly say crying laugh emoji soon now yes
Genuinely surprised he didn’t talk abt damaar lol
There's only one essential and important detail that wasn't mentioned, overpriced merch at Nuclear War Now! Records.
If yosuke had kids, I’d’ve probably put them through college by now.
@@brandonboogers we have definitely paid for his cats' vet bills
He's milking those Blasphemy merch like no one else, cool merch but yes, overpriced
I am convinced coolea is doing this video as a part of a large-scale joke about doing anything but deathcore
I wouldn't wanna acknowledge deathcore either to be honest
@bradroff8575 yeah Same
That and Power metal are the only genres that I'm unable to find myself enjoying, and I unironicaly have a few scatgrind tracks in my playlist
@@josephstalin322 power metal is enjoyable when you realise 90% of the bands are taking the piss and don't take music seriously
@bradroff8575 yeah but also the overdone vocals get obnoxious fast, especially when most of them are not only the same throughout a very large amount of bands but also they're so in your face, it's more just obnoxious to me the anything else
War metal is better than deathcore
We once again gather for slop served by a goblin in a gas mask.
Me when war metal is about war:😨😨😨
To quote a well knowledged musician about this topic: 'Sabaton is war metal'
When I read the title I assumed it was about Sabaton and other history nerd bands like that
nik nocturnal don't know shit outside metalcore
I love Sabaton but war metal they are not. Anti Christ Seige Machine , Goat penis and Vengeance Hammer rule!! I am also a history nerd
nik xdddddd
HAHAH
Ever since I was a child I used to thought of a metal song with the lyrics of "WAAARRRR! WARR WAR WAR WARRRRRRRRRRR!!".
Burzum - War
War - "We Are War" (I'm not even kidding)
Alternately I could recommend you War - "War", in case of feeling uncomfortable by the amount of words in the aforementioned title.
Sodom - Burst Command ‘til War… WAR WAR WAR
War metal is usually “WAR WAR WAR - S**g Heil - WAR WAR WAR!!”
Im glad War Metal exists. Because I could sound like a teenage edgelord saying my music scares the people who think their music scares people, or I could just play some Revenge so they can adequately understand just how crusty, greasy, and devoid of hoes I really am
I'm surprised revenge has as much popularity as it does. A hundred thousand views plus on their albums, plus fantano of all people doing a review is pretty good for war metal
@@MnemonicHeadTrip especially considering they're already harsh by war metal standards. The fact they've gotten as big as they have and even reached tendrils outside of the metal subculture while being relentlessly unpalatable is amazing
Also, if anyone wants to dive in to the genre, definitely check out the aforementioned Blasphemy, Conqueror, and Beherit, but other great bands include Revenge, Bestial Warlust, Knelt Rote, Teitanblood, Diocletian, Tetragrammacide, Profane Order, and Kapala
Teitanblood ONLY on the demo tape. Otherwise they do NOT consider themselves as / sound like (Bestial) War Metal at all. PROCLAMATION on the other hand totally fit the bill.
Tetragrammacide - great name I must admit!
@@lordhumungus1386 Tetrisgrandmacider 😂
Missing one of the GOATS though: Black Witchery
Black Witchery, Blasphemy, Beherit, Conqueror, and Revenge are all must-listens for someone getting into the genre.
If people want to listen to newer stuff, they can try bands like Profane Order, Weregoat, Damaar, Abysmal Lord, Archgoat, and personally Savage Necromancy has been an absolute fucking monster of a band.
Proclamation is a pretty spicy one too
I like how this video popped up in my recommended right as I was looking for new war metal bands to listen to
Methchrist.
Got any recommends bro? I’m a huge fan of revenge, kapala and black witchery
@RyanHenr I like Antichrist Siege Machine, Profane Order, Conquerer, Heresiarch, and Abysmal Lord
@@HypedHazard456Primitive Warfare, Damaar, Diocletian are also good ones especially Damaar
Go to metal archives, search any your fav band, click "similar artist"...
Turbofolk video when?
Hot take: Turbofolk musicians actually saw more war than War Metal musicians
@@cisticoken wannabe war criminals vs actual war criminals lmao
could u imagine
YES
If war metal is about war folk metal is about folklore is black metal about black people and is doom metal about a shooting game from the 90s
Power Metal is about electrical engineering?
regular heavy metal is about elements like mercury, osmium and lead
Another metal related video oh my goodness gracious
So all the dudes look like Kerry King Cosplayers that raided Lemmy's collection of war relics. Also Please do horrorpunk 🙏
"bestial black metal"
so, black metal for furries.
i genuinely want to see that.
That definitelly is a thing, idk specific band, but I know a lot of furries/metalheads overlap, in fact furries have roots in the 80s underground, so the original furries were probably into metal as well
@@anothersettlementneedsyour9628 furry suits and vest arent that different if you think about it
why does 90% of all war metal album art look like it was made by furries
it's pretty much just goats and wolves
My band Furmaster is furry warnoise project I started out of boredom
Your editing style is like swiping through short form while learning about something normal people would never now of and I love it
I grew up my whole life going to hc shows and listening to metal core and I still learn so much from these videos thank you
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I love the rarely mentioned sound of "proto war metal" idk how to describe it. It's basically first wave black metal but more chaotic and crusty. Sarcofago is a perfect example
That particular Metal style is so abrasive yet so satisfying to listen to.
been waiting for this one
100K! Congratulations :)
congrats on 100k :3
congrats on 100k dude 👍
Congrats on 100k
Now this is what I’ve been waiting for
I love this subgenre unironically! First wave brutality, plus the scene today is still kicking, with great releases all around the globe. The Indian War Noise scene is especially noteworthy
I love your videos a lot. Would you ever do another "An Ignorant Guide to..." video about the glam and/or hair metal genre? 😁
@coolea congrats on 100k!
Another vid thats about to be fire 🤘
Shows how much I "knew", I was waiting for a Bolt Thrower mention
Fucking love war metal.
Would love to see an Ignorant Guide to Noise Rock
Unfortunately, I'm a fan of this absolute mess of a genre. It's a great one to throw on at the gym or whatever, because ZERO thinking is required to enjoy it, especially when the guitars are so muddy that you can hardly hear them
congrats on 100k
One thing id add is that war metals visuals were a direct countermovement to the black metal "twink" look from norway. Hence the spikes, sunglasses, buff frames etc. Also leaving out the white paint and opting for only black paint around the eyes is very typical to war metal.
Finally, Black Metal but it's actually fucking good
Interesting you positioned Gravesend as war-death as opposed to war-grind. They have enough grind elements that I would honestly consider them halfway between war and grind.
Was thinking this as well- but ironically, Gravesend doesn't consider themselves deathgrind- according to their Bandcamp. They prefer black or death, as per their genre tags. Their EP 'From the Gutter / To the Grave' does seem to have tags more related to deathgrind though.
video 10 (i think) of asking for a video on french ska punk
"remember kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything" -Sam O'Nella
He hit 100k holy shid
i love my coolea slop trough
Yes
Lowkey thought this was just going to be about Sabaton..
An ignorant guide to french punk of the 80s next pls
Take note to the newbies in the comment
Sabaton is Symphonic Power Metal
When will you do the Q&A
can't believe you didn't mention wearg im literally shaking and crying rn, I'll go look at tanks and whatnot now
Excellent video. One of your best videos. As a fan of War Metal /Bestial I can confirm everything you said is spot on. Tho ARCHGOAT do not consider themselves as WAR METAL they are, to a certain extentc associated with that sub genre. BLACK WITCHERY & REVENGE shoulda been mentioned. And, above all, the one & only authentic War Metal band: DAMAAR from war-torn Lebannon
when i was a kid i thought war metal was like sabaton, until i looked it up.... 😭😭 I WAS LIKE 11
Love the description of conquere. 😂
FINALLY!
OUGH MY BROTHERS, OOUUUUGGGHH
Archgoat is fucking amazing.
Can you do a video on Industrial metal or groove metal
Im here to recommend Teintanblood, specially their latest album which is a pure cosmic horror cacophony
I love war so much
Fucking love Antichrist Siege Machine, they dropped a new album last week and it's pretty sick
You and Duffy are probably my most favorite depictions of all this mess... Thanks.
Edit: I mean music genre to subgenres explained.
lol ACSM footage in vancouver. sick
W video‼️
You should do an ignorant guide to speedcore
Now we need a part 2- gotta go through Black Witchery, Revenge, Weregoat, and absolutely talk about the 'newest' wave of "War Metal/Bestial Black" acts like Profane Order and Savage Necromancy.
What's exciting about Savage Necromancy? Vocals and drums are so quiet in contrast to those loud as fuck guitars
@@4thhorseman644Which record did you listen to, Feathers Fall to Flames or their Self Titled?
@@4thhorseman644yeah, I was not really impressed by the album. The demos I heard tend to be better
@@Lord_Burrito I find that FFtF does suffer a lot from this problem. IMO, war metal Is best at loud drums and vocals, while guitar is somewhat below that sound level and serves as this wall of noise (but that excludes the guitar slides and solos, those seem to be above that level).
The 2019 EP does suffer less from the issue, making it a better record Imo, but it seems very much present there.
@@4thhorseman644 I do see what you mean, and I do have a bias towards them since they were my first bestial black band/"war", but that's understandable- their vocals are definitely more quiet and I take it that's because the guitarist wanted it that way- though he's very flashy in his riffs solos and everything else, there's something really special to it that I can't put my finger on 100%. They definitely take some influence from early Beherit instrumentally and I know they're into Archgoat as well, but honestly I'm glad they didn't do what Beherit did for vox on DDtM.
Blasphemy and Damaar are War Metal
whats that pfp 💀
@@lemmy8533 I am a Laveyan Satanist. So I follow the rules of Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible and Church Of Satan.
Laveyan Satanism is often considered more as a philosophical idea of living instead of being a religion.
No mention of the legendary Lebanese band Damaar دمار ?
Mate these videos are🤌🏻
the intro had me rollin come on little piggies i know you are hungry
Gravesend clips! Just played w them in bkny
When are you going to do the metalcore ignorant guide?
I love war metal and this is all trve
I tried listening too war metal and I wish I was joking but it literally just sounded like 2 dudes with guitars yelling at eachother then throwing up on eachother while another played drums.
I wish I was joking but it was kind of funny too listen too
Finally
0:30 just bookmarking this to watch on a daily basis
Beatdown would be a nice video
"War metal" is crazy on g
OUGH
Let's goooo 🎉
Think we need a band list for Bestial Black Metal so we know the difference
You should do one for gothenburg metal
Somehow I assumed this was going to be about Megadeth and Slayer.
I love niche micro genres
coolea please make a video on cybergrind
Bruh thanks for helping me navigate metal
thanks for the metal slop dad
I've always said Iron Maiden, Metallica and Sabaton write songs *about* Wars, whereas War Metal sounds like an actual War
Do grindgaze/shoegrind next :3 (i dont even know it thats a genre but there probably exists a disgusting grindcore and shoegaze fusion band and i guess when no birds sang by nothing and full of hell is something like that but its not nasty really so eh)
more slop please!
I LOVE METAL SLOP!!!
You should do a guide do Drone metal(probably the most random ass community in all metal community)
I'm one of the guys looking disinterested at Vomit Angel in the clip from Metal Magic lol
Dude you gotta mention Ride for Revenge somewhere…
An Industrial metal video maybe? To make me happy? No?
I listen to Tetragrammacide because I like to pretend I understand what their album/song names/lyrics mean.
ÖÜGH
Was there no certified Coolea fat guy gif in this video? Did I miss it? What the hell?
Black Witchery
to quote a pretty brunette from sweden: WAR! WAR! WAR!
(bathory war)
if war metal can get an episode, skramz can get an episode