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All the black metal shows I've been to have smelled fine. P.S. of all the gigs I've actually been to, I'd say power metal fans are the smelliest. The genre attracts huge nerds, so it makes sense.
same here, most of the local metal gigs where i am are black metal, i see black metal gigs basically monthly and i've never smelled anything bad. i don't think i have ever been to a concert that smells bad, or maybe i just don't notice because i went to an anime convention a couple of times and you can imagine the stench, nothing will compare
I'm surprised prog metal didn't get included in this list. John Petrucci of Dream Theater had to issue a statement asking their fans to shower after receiving several complaints from venue owners.
Went to see Ne Obliviscaris, I haven’t had much concert experience but it was pretty stanky in there, not unbearable though. In all fairness I was in the pit
Went to a recent cattle decapitation show and a posessed show. The former actually smelled like nothing and the latter was the best smelling metal concert I've been to. Worst smelling in recent memory was a dragonforce show, funnily enough.
dude, those Butt/Dad Rock guys are some of the smelliest, most entitled people you'll ever meet. They come with entire campers, with showers IN THEM, and Don't Shower. Northwoods Rock Rally, nothing but Butt Rock, Trump Flags everywhere 5 days in the middle of a field in the blazing Sun, Zero Showers. On the Day you leave, they shut the outhouses down at like 6am, people pissin n sh*ttin outside. Full Terror Assault, 5 Days of Thrash/Hardcore/Death Metal, shower every single morning. Multiple Shower houses, Gender Specific Shower Houses, Outhouses Cleaned Daily.
As the son of a former jugalo I have a quote to say about the smell of those gatherings "It smelt like a white castle onion factory that had burnt down, then had been pissed on. The smell is so strong that it literally feels like your pouring ammonia into your nose and eyes." So yeah sounds like a good time
ICP are a weird rabbit hole. IIRC they basically made most of their music in their early career about either goofy scenario for fun or scenarios that were then revealed to be about being Christian in some way. It's been a while since I looked into them. They are one of the first Horror core acts alongside Esham tbf so there's bound to be some dated stuff.
I went to a Cattle Decapitation, Obituary, Carcass, and Amon Amarth show that was fairly stinky. Not much on the body odor front, but there was a lot of beer+weed+cigarette combo smells going on. Also, a fair amount garlic for some reason. I guess some of these homies hit up an Italian grandma's house before they came to the show. Overall, most metal shows I've been to have been predominantly cheap beer odor with varying degrees of cigarettes and weed. More weed than cigarettes these days.
Didn’t Dream Theatre actually stop a show to tell the audience to put deodorant on because the venue was threatening to cancel because of the rancid stench the show attracted?
I'm a huge raw black metal fan, and despite the fact that I shower almost daily and try to keep a good hygiene, whenever I get to a random local gig, there's always those INSANELY stinky, greasy and overall disgusting
I worked at a concert venue for a couple of years and I’d say crusts are the absolute worst. Special mention goes out to any show for teens as you can literally smell the hormonal teen sweat long after they leave the building. Like a high school locker room after PE in the summer heat.
the stinkiest concert i have ever been to was 1000% death grips, not just cause of the stinky fans but because every gets so sweaty in the moshpit, its genuinely disgusting once you realize it. literally everyone was covered in sweat, getting pushed onto someone would make you slip off their sweaty ass skin with the most rancid, dry, warm air possible😭😭
I went to a cannibal corpse show at a small nw fl venue (800 person) and went to the restroom. Had to comment that nobody can say death metal is unhygienic when i was like 4th in line to use the handwash sink.
Gotta concur, the most puke inducing stench I've ever been exposed to came in the form of hippy gatherings, the worst of the worst being Phish fans... fuckin' hippies reek of week old veggie burrito farts, Boone's Farm washback, bong slime and unwashed crotch rot! 🤮
worst smelling show i’ve been to? i set my friends on fire. i truly felt like i was the only one in that tiny venue that had ever heard of deodorant. jesus christ.
Im a crusty and since I moved back indoors I actually shower everyday. I also went to the gathering back in 2013, idk if it was just a good year but Ive definitely been to raves and powerviolence/hardcore shows that smelled worse (jugglers definitely lack in the hygiene department tho).
I feel like extreme metal shows for older bands start out smelling ok because the fans are actually getting on a bit now and have learn what soap is, but then a bit opens up and the stinkiest people all squelch together overheat and overpower that decade of learning done by the older fans.
I saw the video title and said "I C P" out loud. We have to go backwards in time to find smellier people, like to the beginning of the hippie movement or to a frontier mining town in 1840.
The 'Smell-0-Vision APP' was finally released via Coolea vid! I swear I could smell the thousands of unwashed underarms that just reeks through the images and permeates the sinuses. And before anyone suggests it's just me, I just came out of the shower, now I need to take another one.
Jsyk, the gathering of the Juggalos happens/happened in the same area as the stinkiest serial killer bros, aka the Harp Brothers…who were also the first American serial killers as well. Pretty on brand for a bunch of stimky clowns
as a fan of death grips who doesn't like other fans of death grips, learning that anthony fantano got a bunch of fans into it explains a lot of experiences i've had.
The Garden fan here: thank fuck you forgot to mention us 😅… unfortunately I am also a hyperpop fan so I didn’t exactly dodge a bullet here. To be fair though I shower regularly and even collect cheap dupe fragrances
@@jungleblobs5225 I’ve never been to any of their shows because I generally don’t have a fucking life (I’m working on it) and bands barely come to the region where I go to college and I can only travel a whole ass 4 hours to where they perform on the weekend. But maybe I should somehow be thankful that I’ve never been to any shows of one of my favorite bands
@@no_not_that_one yeah do NOT go, least fun I've had at a show lmao, it would've sucked if I didn't have my homie with me. I mean maybe if they play at a smaller venue but I saw them st a giant venue and man were people annoying
psytrance also would fit in the list as it primarily consists of candyflipping hippies that dance till the next afternoon. (Freet)tekno/tribecore also would fit, as it mostly consists of squatters that speed their way through multiple all-nighters.
Surprised that Haunted Mound and Sematary fans weren't mentioned here, they emanate their signature stench of 2-day old rotting meat in a 100ft radius. They seriously give The Garden fans a run for their money on who can conjure the worst miasma of unwashed hair and clothes.
I've been at a Deaf Heaven/Inter Arma gig once in Germany. Fortunately for me, that one trve black metal guy in front of me washed his 50cm hair that day i guess, do on every blast parts on that show, there was a nice smell of peach. What a blessed live perf.
when i was really into xanax i went to like 7 black midi shows on the same tour, they all smelled so rancid that my friends and i deadass thought it would be a funny bit to not wear deodorant intentionally on the last day to ‘fit in’. it was not a funny bit. we encountered the band after the show smelling like ballsack.
Heave you heard of Raubtier? IDk what you would call them and the singer Pär Hulkoff has done country music as well and now does Swedish folklore metal hes good and would be intrested to see what you think.
Stoner metal 100% deserves a spot here. Greasy doom metal combined with the cheapest weed you can imagine
And Cat piss too man- Honestly
Went to a slipknot concert and cypress hill was the opener and I think I got high from the second hand smoke
And loads amounts of cat litter smell on their clothes
Stonerdoom is for people who don't wash their hands after beating themselves off.
All weed smells like a skunk.
Real crust punks haven't showered since 1987
The grind of '87?😦
Drogenfrei seit '97 🫡
@@-arm_the_insane-7206 is showering a drug
Straight edge is also against shower.
Real crust punks are trust fund kids
Finally Coolea doesn't use "genre/artist explained" as an excuse to talk about stinky people and just talks about stinky people.
Music's stinkiest fanbase is definetly coolea fanbase
Unequivocally true
Based take.
_crustbag_
"I know you are but what am I"
Ok
All the black metal shows I've been to have smelled fine.
P.S. of all the gigs I've actually been to, I'd say power metal fans are the smelliest. The genre attracts huge nerds, so it makes sense.
Black metal is also full of huge nerds but they care more about their appearance and smell than power metal nerds
If you can’t smell it you’re probably the problem dude
Watain
same here, most of the local metal gigs where i am are black metal, i see black metal gigs basically monthly and i've never smelled anything bad. i don't think i have ever been to a concert that smells bad, or maybe i just don't notice because i went to an anime convention a couple of times and you can imagine the stench, nothing will compare
This. Black metal concerts can be sweaty, but fresh sweat does not smell.
I'm surprised prog metal didn't get included in this list. John Petrucci of Dream Theater had to issue a statement asking their fans to shower after receiving several complaints from venue owners.
Went to see Ne Obliviscaris, I haven’t had much concert experience but it was pretty stanky in there, not unbearable though. In all fairness I was in the pit
I've never laughed this fcking hard before. Petrucci is such a nice guy, but never knew he was THIS savage.
@@DumbTacoBeastdoubt it, it's so common the bad odor in the mosh, that it's part of the concert culture in south america
I could def see that. Dream Theater fans are know it alls with neck beards that haven’t showered in months
I’m pretty sure John Petrucci had to make a public statement telling Dream Theater fans to shower since they were stinking up the venues
@@DumbTacoBeastHumor is lost on you isn't it?
@@darksu6947only if he is a Dream Theater fan
Is it bad that I now want to look into them? Having stinky fans hardly means bad music
Went to a recent cattle decapitation show and a posessed show. The former actually smelled like nothing and the latter was the best smelling metal concert I've been to. Worst smelling in recent memory was a dragonforce show, funnily enough.
Dragonforce fans intersect with Smash Bros tournament attendees so I totally believe it.
Possessed fans are just refined idk how to explain it
dude, those Butt/Dad Rock guys are some of the smelliest, most entitled people you'll ever meet.
They come with entire campers, with showers IN THEM, and Don't Shower.
Northwoods Rock Rally, nothing but Butt Rock, Trump Flags everywhere 5 days in the middle of a field in the blazing Sun, Zero Showers. On the Day you leave, they shut the outhouses down at like 6am, people pissin n sh*ttin outside.
Full Terror Assault, 5 Days of Thrash/Hardcore/Death Metal, shower every single morning. Multiple Shower houses, Gender Specific Shower Houses, Outhouses Cleaned Daily.
I too went to a dragonforce show recently and it was the stinkiest one I’ve been to recently
Power metal & prog nerds are more than likely the stinkiest
thrash fans being stinky makes sense, being close to the stage during megadeth’s louder than life set was the sweatiest shit ever
Louder than Life is usually a sweaty affair in general. I noticed it more prominently the last couple of times Slipknot played LTL.
As the son of a former jugalo I have a quote to say about the smell of those gatherings
"It smelt like a white castle onion factory that had burnt down, then had been pissed on. The smell is so strong that it literally feels like your pouring ammonia into your nose and eyes."
So yeah sounds like a good time
I'm sorry your dad is a juggalo. That's just unfortunate and I want you to know that you didn't deserve such a thing.
ICP are a weird rabbit hole. IIRC they basically made most of their music in their early career about either goofy scenario for fun or scenarios that were then revealed to be about being Christian in some way. It's been a while since I looked into them. They are one of the first Horror core acts alongside Esham tbf so there's bound to be some dated stuff.
“You son of a Juggalo” sounds like the most heinous insult imaginable ngl
I’m sure the gathering smelled like meth and chemically smelling syrup from faygo
I went to a Cattle Decapitation, Obituary, Carcass, and Amon Amarth show that was fairly stinky. Not much on the body odor front, but there was a lot of beer+weed+cigarette combo smells going on. Also, a fair amount garlic for some reason. I guess some of these homies hit up an Italian grandma's house before they came to the show. Overall, most metal shows I've been to have been predominantly cheap beer odor with varying degrees of cigarettes and weed. More weed than cigarettes these days.
Bros thought they were gonna find a campire
You have a point there, so far the strongest scent I've smelled at metal shows was beer and cigarettes
Surprised you didn’t mention GWAR.
I imagine it’s what the set of Nickelodeon’s legends of the hidden temple would of smelled like.
Hahaha that’s a visceral description that I didn’t know would hit so hard
Didn’t Dream Theatre actually stop a show to tell the audience to put deodorant on because the venue was threatening to cancel because of the rancid stench the show attracted?
Imagine my shock when nerdy people forget showers and deodorant exists
I'm a huge raw black metal fan, and despite the fact that I shower almost daily and try to keep a good hygiene, whenever I get to a random local gig, there's always those INSANELY stinky, greasy and overall disgusting
Almost daily? Bro
@@kermitthehermit9588 yeah, since I go to the gym 5-6 times a week and I want to be clean
@@kermitthehermit9588 it's best to shower every other day
every breakcore fan has a disturbing twitlonger devoted to them.
soundcloud rap also deserves to be here because the majority of the fanbase did not discover deodorants yet
Don't worry, in a few months they'll discover Axe.
Soundcloud era died bro there is new fanbases like the opium fanbases
SoundCloud fans haven’t discovered walking yet. Opium fans haven’t even left the womb. God Playboi Carti is trash 🗑️ 👎
@@lordhoweproductions3733 k boomer
@@malum9478 You’re a literal fetus
I worked at a concert venue for a couple of years and I’d say crusts are the absolute worst.
Special mention goes out to any show for teens as you can literally smell the hormonal teen sweat long after they leave the building. Like a high school locker room after PE in the summer heat.
the stinkiest concert i have ever been to was 1000% death grips, not just cause of the stinky fans but because every gets so sweaty in the moshpit, its genuinely disgusting once you realize it. literally everyone was covered in sweat, getting pushed onto someone would make you slip off their sweaty ass skin with the most rancid, dry, warm air possible😭😭
and i bet its a sausage fest
this explains why I felt out of place when I went to a brutal death metal show after hours of preparation and wearing perfume
Fantano roasts are never needless. The dude is just a walking spitroast at this point
Fantano spit roast??? 😳😳
@@hardcorescissors582a shawarma meat stick my guy, not him being eiffel towered 😂
Oh come on, he ain't that bad. He lets leftist politics color his views on songs a little bit, but other than that he's fine.
Ancaps being the perpetual self-roasted gives you an edge making such a call.
@@MetalPersonJI wouldn’t even say that. He’s just kinda pretentious
100 gecs set traumatized me. i saw them at a festival and the smell is burned into my brain.
I went to a cannibal corpse show at a small nw fl venue (800 person) and went to the restroom. Had to comment that nobody can say death metal is unhygienic when i was like 4th in line to use the handwash sink.
Jackrabbits?
@@ronaldowens5025 nah the vinyl
I’m addicted to UA-cam channels where the thumbnail is always two Wojaks
Tek rave is the smelliest room I’ve ever been in
Crust-punk? Hippies? Nu Metal? Grunge? Hippies? Mall-goths? Hippies? Is it hippies?
Pretty sure its hippies...
As an extreme metal fan that also is a hippie, it’s actually dying fetus shows
Eww hippies! All they do is smoke weed!
Gotta concur, the most puke inducing stench I've ever been exposed to came in the form of hippy gatherings, the worst of the worst being Phish fans... fuckin' hippies reek of week old veggie burrito farts, Boone's Farm washback, bong slime and unwashed crotch rot! 🤮
Bro u forgot hippies
Noise rock. People show up to the house show smelling like Pabst blue ribbon mixed with a 10 year protest against big deodorant
worst smelling show i’ve been to? i set my friends on fire. i truly felt like i was the only one in that tiny venue that had ever heard of deodorant. jesus christ.
I feel like it would be appropriate to add Phish Phans alongside Juggalos in terms of stench
the only weird thing i smelled at a 100 gecs concert was the joint being passed around behind me
Im surprised you didn't mention grindcore it's literally crust punk but more stinky mixed with death metal and they have a messed up attention span
as a Crusty who has not washed my crust pants since i started, i completely agree with all of this
blergh
Rock on crusty bro
@@demoskoval so true
Washing them only takes like 30 mins max
@@rory2112 you clearly don't know much about this if you think that,
Im a crusty and since I moved back indoors I actually shower everyday. I also went to the gathering back in 2013, idk if it was just a good year but Ive definitely been to raves and powerviolence/hardcore shows that smelled worse (jugglers definitely lack in the hygiene department tho).
I feel like extreme metal shows for older bands start out smelling ok because the fans are actually getting on a bit now and have learn what soap is, but then a bit opens up and the stinkiest people all squelch together overheat and overpower that decade of learning done by the older fans.
I saw the video title and said "I C P" out loud. We have to go backwards in time to find smellier people, like to the beginning of the hippie movement or to a frontier mining town in 1840.
Smelliest band I’ve ever seen live was Goatwhore in a tiny venue. It was the middle of summer and those guys smelled like Louisiana
Black metal hands down. Like cleanliness is not vary "tUeE KuL7"
The 'Smell-0-Vision APP' was finally released via Coolea vid!
I swear I could smell the thousands of unwashed underarms that just reeks through the images and permeates the sinuses. And before anyone suggests it's just me, I just came out of the shower, now I need to take another one.
Jsyk, the gathering of the Juggalos happens/happened in the same area as the stinkiest serial killer bros, aka the Harp Brothers…who were also the first American serial killers as well.
Pretty on brand for a bunch of stimky clowns
as a fan of death grips who doesn't like other fans of death grips, learning that anthony fantano got a bunch of fans into it explains a lot of experiences i've had.
Death grips sounds like someone put nails in a blender 😑 or like someone trying to pass a kidney stone
ikr it sgreat@@lordhoweproductions3733
When ur a black metal fan that actually smells good
Then you're not true kvlt
Yeah, it's only a joke. Coolea hasn't been to a black metal show, I guarantee.
@@Tom_- yeah ik my comment was joking too obv lol. My friends said I smell good tho hah
Poser
@@DoctorTheo Trve kvlt smells like outside, like you rolled in the mud before you came too a concert
Not mentioning Haunted Mound fans is criminal
folk punk shows never smell because they are always empty
Bluegrass
Kpop/Anime music
Thrash metal
Stoner metal
Grindcore/Pornogrind/Any punk subgenre
Techno hardcore/Gabber
imo the gabber & hardcore techno fanbase is actually nice. expecially industrial hardcore fans.
@@strawllashiWe're talking about stinking fanbase as how people smell.
I'm pretty sure gabber fans are nice though.
Watching this I realized "Coolea" looks like a brand name of air fresheners.
I love thrash metal, and when my mom told me to shower, as a joke I said “that wasn’t very thrash of you” 😭
somehow i always end up on the toilet when i watch your videos
Let’s be real, the stinkiest music fanbase is really Taylor swift fans.
They actually smell quite nice, vanilla and Victoria secret perfume
Ur insulting me lil bro ain’t no way they smell that bad like I do
Stimky pmussy Swifties
(female) taylor swift fans are one single yeast infection colony.
Mid tier perfume and sweaty tuna
sorry, you started talking about the smell at 100 gecs show and i got so hard i'd passed out
Majority of these genres smell like armpits, cigs, weed and sweat
And a dash of meth to shake up the ph
All the black / death metal concerts I’ve been to didn’t smell awful surprisingly
The Garden fan here: thank fuck you forgot to mention us 😅… unfortunately I am also a hyperpop fan so I didn’t exactly dodge a bullet here. To be fair though I shower regularly and even collect cheap dupe fragrances
i was expecting the garden to be on this list
ah fuck the garden's fans, I got dragged to a Garden show by my friend and I've never hated a crowd of people more than
@@jungleblobs5225 I’ve never been to any of their shows because I generally don’t have a fucking life (I’m working on it) and bands barely come to the region where I go to college and I can only travel a whole ass 4 hours to where they perform on the weekend. But maybe I should somehow be thankful that I’ve never been to any shows of one of my favorite bands
@@no_not_that_one yeah do NOT go, least fun I've had at a show lmao, it would've sucked if I didn't have my homie with me. I mean maybe if they play at a smaller venue but I saw them st a giant venue and man were people annoying
Real af .
at outbreak last year the day death grips and machine girl and that played the whole place was stankin
Honey, wake the kids! Coolea posted!
Anyone else finds it funny af that this dude actually made a video reviewing the smell of music fans?
psytrance also would fit in the list as it primarily consists of candyflipping hippies that dance till the next afternoon.
(Freet)tekno/tribecore also would fit, as it mostly consists of squatters that speed their way through multiple all-nighters.
Surprised that Haunted Mound and Sematary fans weren't mentioned here, they emanate their signature stench of 2-day old rotting meat in a 100ft radius. They seriously give The Garden fans a run for their money on who can conjure the worst miasma of unwashed hair and clothes.
drain gang mentioned 🔥
as a black metal and crust punk fan yeah seems abt right
as a sematary fan, no other fanbase can beat the sematary fanbase. we do NOT shower
Crust punk. Enough said. I'm dry wretching thinking back on it.
Its Crust Punk, not even a contest.
I mean there's the half-assed crust micro-genre, stenchcore, which I'm pretty sure is the absolute pinnacle of rancid punk BO.
What is the name of the song that you use in the background of your videos????
I was at a death/grindcore show the other day and you could just bite the smell. It was an outdoor event, too.
Let's get crusty.
Grindcore
speedcore smells like rubbing alcohol, antifreeze, and pine-Sol mixed with BO
2:25 abhorrent trait is actually the name of my black metal side project
I've been at a Deaf Heaven/Inter Arma gig once in Germany. Fortunately for me, that one trve black metal guy in front of me washed his 50cm hair that day i guess, do on every blast parts on that show, there was a nice smell of peach. What a blessed live perf.
when i was really into xanax i went to like 7 black midi shows on the same tour, they all smelled so rancid that my friends and i deadass thought it would be a funny bit to not wear deodorant intentionally on the last day to ‘fit in’. it was not a funny bit. we encountered the band after the show smelling like ballsack.
not even 1 second in and theres already a wojak. think i already know what kind of channel this is
Sludgecore
My crusty friend is by far the rankest stench I've ever experienced.
I have been to a few black metal shows and surprisingly there was no rancid stretch even in the tiny and very hot venues
I watch because I enjoy your work
Was Machine Girl supporting 100 Gecs when you saw them?
Mgla was probably the least stinky concert I have been to, but some apes started chain smoking in the venue during the show
1:13 i know the person on the right irl lmao
As a juggalo, you are correct
where do you find clips you use in your videos? they are ridicolous
To be honest, you shouldnt smell a damn thing at any of this because if you are sober you are likely lost.
Coolea please go to a juggalo gathering and film it
All these fantano disses reminds me of when Negative XP made a song called "You Shouldn't Be Allowed To Listen To Music If You Watch The Needle Drop"
Drum and Bass and especially Bassline fans stink of sweat mostly because of the drugs
Babe wake up new coolea
see you know about the juggalo's THATS WHY YOU hAvE TO DO A VID ON THEM
Whoop whoop
When i was young metalhead, once accidentally pissed on my jacket, then wore it proud, like, beer, cheap cigs, and voila, now urine too...
Dude id totally go to the gathering with you.
all i see is that hardcore wasnt mentioned, finally win in one category
Weeks become months...
The fact I like all these genres, and shower. Baffles me
Shoegazers smell like bedsheets
Heave you heard of Raubtier? IDk what you would call them and the singer Pär Hulkoff has done country music as well and now does Swedish folklore metal hes good and would be intrested to see what you think.
None of these subgenres are real.
As a fan of crust punk, powerviolence and sludge, I should probably have a shower. 😅
Hyperpop smells like necrotic wounds. The worst.
Crust punk is probably the smelliest.
Hey juggalo fan smell fine man I’ve been before it was smellin good !
Scramz fans, they are basically dark metal fans but instead of being fat they are skinny and they cut themselves
I wanna go to the gathering one day as well
I do also. My curiosity will get the better of me I think...
What were you doing at a hyperpop show?