Greg Fitzsimmons - Comedy Hell - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2017
- Greg Fitzsimmons gets heckled at a Jewish singles event in Boston and decides to heckle right back.
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This is the last video of yours I'm watching. Didn't even make it all the way through to be honest. It was somewhere around the 7:30 mark I heard a beap and had to stop it to let you know I'm done. It was fun while it lasted. I'll admit you had me for quite some time and I always believed the opening statement but ya, don't make claims if you aren't going to keep them. You're losing viewers.
Faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy - Censorship ruins comedy, I'm done with "Uncensored" I had my laughs but censoring Gregs punchline was just not cool, it was disrespectful to both Greg and the medium and I'd feel filthy supporting such damaging behaviour.
bleeping the punchline. What a stroke of genius.
Did the guy say he is a "fucking man"?
@Ed Smythee Oh yes that makes way more sense. They should have put subtitles.
Family man?
@@75hilmar pretty sure he said “faggy”
Comedy Central doesn’t allow that if you’re not gay.. Chappell talked about it and he said “ma’am one more question.. how come I can say nigg*r with impunity.. but I can’t say f@ggot?”
Lady- because Dave, you’re not gay
“Well Linda.. I’m not a nigg*r either” 👀
@@75hilmar censorship never makes sense
Hey CC, what does "Uncensored" mean again?
No beeps for the curse words
@@supershenron9162 than why’d the beep the punchline of a joke?
@@carsonking6199 r/woosh
cant hurt the alphabet people's feelings
@@supershenron9162 how do you dress yourself in the morning
“You have loneliness in your eyes.”
Holy.... shit.
"The poor bastard" line had me cracking up
I could even hear/picture it in my head exactly as he described and i almost did a spit take lol
My same reaction at the end of every This Is Not Happening episode...
"Alright whose next!"
I bet the crowd erupted after that line
I have watched a TON on these and this is the first bleep i have heard. It is surprising considering what else i have heard that was not bleeped out. I also agree with Matt Thompson that this one is not "uncensored"
Youll hear them on names mostly i guess this ones an issue for everyone.
I heard another where they cencored the same word.
I wanna hear a conversation between this guy and Bill Burr.
ua-cam.com/video/WXCkofy3P2E/v-deo.html
There’s actually quite a few conversations between the two
I know its been 10 months, but here ya go, this one is great too
www.youtube.com /watch?v=ceiIfmQuLOk
Just visit Boston
Danny Kessler I left Boston about 10 months ago and I’ve been so homesick since! It’s so expensive to live there, but I’m gonna find a way back.
tHaT vEgAn cHiCk do you have bpd?
ive never been able to put my finger on it, but this guy is my favorite comic. No accolades, no fat on his jokes, consistent comedian.
Saw him a few weeks ago in Irvine. He is so likable. Watching him closely, his timing is unbelievably meticulous.
Don't say it's uncensored when it's not. The story was awesome, but come on guys, you're better than this.
Comedy Central is better than this, since when? They're corporate hacks. Most of their shows suck, and the ones that do stick out, like this one, must play by the rules or be punished. It's a shame. I think that's why they replaced Ari with that guy from the Daily Show. It's like NBC with Lorne Michaels, some executive-level bullshit. Carlin's rolling in his grave.
They need to make money off of this, cussing removes as revenue
@Fab Elger yeah, like I didn't stay up until after 10 when I was a kid...
@@theinfoone youtube has to stop being a bitch
hey, they didn't censored any tits
Here's something no one's ever heard: "great intro Arie."
Along with "Ari, you're funny!"
"You're right about Kobe Bryant!"
@@DocJamesH wow still salty
2:01 he sounds like bill burr 😂
Rodolphe Salvant yes he really did!
Nah, I don't think that's the reason. The man is from Boston (Irish-American). There are some speech patterns common amongst them.
Rodolphe Salvant Burr did that joke on worst I've ever bombed story for Kimmel or someone like that.
Fallon
Rodolphe Salvant a red headed Irishman from boston almost always sounds like Bill Burr
actual video starts at 1:25
All strains of e-coli can be found on that pole.
LOL
I know! Did you see how quickly he removed his hand when he realized he touched it!!
dislikes for censor
Weirdest part was the only censorship was the fucking main punchline's setup.
Dislike for content
The weird thing is it says uncensored at the start of all these
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@@williamjohnson8666 f
Omg ive been watching these so much my dream last night had the intro song playing all throughout it
I don't think the quality of the show would decline at all if they took away that stupid intro
I was just thinking that as i skipped it for the 79th time. Like half of this shows profits must go to paying these terrible actors, to these terrible fucking intros. I mean cummonnnn
I kinda enjoy the stupid intro..
Comedy fans can be such b¡tches, it's hard to watch
This Is Happening - Censored
I still upvoted, the comedian is good. But don't censor if you advertise as uncensored.
That was brilliant; well crafted.
Powerful Greg Fitzsimmons.
Buddha Marijuana this comment made me smile. My comedy dream is to be invited to that podcast.
That's a good story. The best part is "you've got five minutes left."
The poor bastard
Always liked this guy.
Grapefruit Simmons!
who da headlina?
😅😅
Wish I could upvote this 100 times, love this guy!
Jeff Rosenberg whatdo you like about his comedy? I absolutely dispise this guy....not being a dick: legit question
Imagine an R rated Boston crime show starring Bill Burr and Greg Fitzimmons as brothers.
“You lack basic confidence” 😂😂
"Comedy Hell" sounds like a raider hangout in the Fallout universe
The Raider leader kills you if you don't make him laugh haha
This is one of the best things on youtube please keep making these videos and never stop doing this is not happening please
I love Fitzsimmons been watching his stand up since I was a kid!
Super performer... Above all else...THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!
Wonder what the budget is for these intros?!?! They’re next lvl!!
I love these stories
In that intro, Ari really had it going on until he lost his head!
Awesome!!!!
Wow nice, uncensored comedy is so fun
Haha there's about five things in his setup that would be any young comics This Is Not Happening closer.
For sure, Fitzsimmons is a Titan in his own right, just less well-known is all. Also just realized I'm typing a reply to a 3yr old comment.... Ehhh, whatcanyoudo
That guy in the clam outfit is Joe Cabral I do open mics with him he’s probably around 80 now and he still kills
whoaaaaa thats wild that u know the clam guy 😂😂😂
I some how didn't sub to CC from my new account and forgot all about this series.
I'm hoping there's more I haven't seen(watching the whole playlist starting back at 1) but it's been so long I forgot parts and am getting just as much enjoyment out of them. Knowing me, I left a comment... Now I have a weird feeling like I *need* to search through the comments of every video to find mine.
That way I'll know if it's a story I've heard before...idk...I just feel this need.
Hilarious. Bill Burr and his Boston stories...you can never get enough.
I cant say he's one of my favorite comics, but he's got my utmost respect and regard.
No one cares what u think
My first thought:"Looks like a guy from Ireland."
Second thought:"Looks and sounds like Bill Burr."
LMAO...stitches was a great spot
I was raised Jewish and I just laughed my fucking ass off 😂😂😂😂
Love this dudes act
ahhhh ....Boston! He speak truth....I am familiar with the area
"I am real jew, they vill love me!"
Hahaha bless him
I know the clam man. He still performs
stitches used to be right next to where paradise rock club is currently, which is right next to boston university campus, also a pretty safe and calm area, I'm not exactly sure what red light district/southie crowd he's talking about
brownguy903 I remember it, it was wild
These are the best kind, where it truly seems like the guest is telling a story about one crazy night. There's too many newer ones where it's some comedian making shit up and doing bits.
I just cant stop thinking of bill burr lmfao.
@1:31 to skip the dumb intro
What the freaking hell was that intro? I almost clicked away out of pure frustration and confusion
you lack basic confidence
That is the intro to the Comedy Central show This is Not Happening. Do we need to have a lesson on how to skip scenes in YT?
The intros the best part!
That was bad ass! 🤣🙌🔥🤘🔥
"You have loneliness in youur eyes" ..... God damn
Still laugh so hard I cry
it says it's uncensored
I just watched Tom O’Neil #1459 on Joe Rogan Experience giving Fitzsimmons and his dogs a shout-out. I needed to watch this next.
great story
i love Greg Fitzsimmons top shelf comedian
Greg’s voice has a ring to it like Michael Shermer’s.
That opening feels like a scene from “The Boys”😂😂😂
Grapefruit Simmons! :D
Great story.
I thought his hat was a bowl cut in the thumbnail
I looked at the thumbnail and I thought he had a bowl cut
That one was good lmaoo
Freaking awesome
Lol ari looks like a chipmunk right before he transforms
Censor, verb: to delete (a word or passage of text) in one's capacity as a censor.
solid dent in the mic. very authentic
He’s a less angry bill burr. Or bill burr is an angry him 😂
what is with the production value put into the intros hahaha?
Oh! To have been in the audience that night...
When Greg is on Rogan I'll listen to his episodes multiple times. Love em.
He never knows what he is talking, yet acts like he is the smartest guy in the room.
@@sadsadasdsadasdsadas-- well, on Rogan's podcast, it's very easy to be the smartest guy in the room. 😂
I thought that was Agent Coulson at first
God bless this guy 🙏
Who's next?
5:15 i can relate
did anyone else think of Agents of SHIELD?
This story is about the 1 jew in Boston in the 80's.
@Leaving Blank lol found the mossad agent
@Leaving Blank btw you made a threat which is illegal lol
Leaving Blank You need therapy
As an Agents of Shield fan, his name strikes a chord with me
1:34 - start
Uncensored - suuuuuuureeeeee
“Tommy” in that story refers to Don Gavin
I bet he could do a great Burr impression.
Yeah, an impersonation of someone funny!
it's a story for comedians, not regular people. that's why the quiet room.
Is that Jared Padalecki from Supernatural in the front row behind Greg?
I’m positive Zeljko Ivanek (from Black Hawk Down) and Greg are the same person
1:32 is when the video starts
lmaoooooook
He looks like the dollar tree Bill Burr
so, did ari schaffer turn in to bert kreischer in that intro there??
Didn't this video already be released?
"Heckling savant..."
Starts @ 1:45 fam 👌
naturally funny
"You have loneliness in your eyes"
"Uncensored"? Fix the title
That one dude with the cackle has the loudest and latest laugh.
Now that's a fucking story!
cool intro
1:35 show starts