Greg Fitzsimmons - Comedy Hell - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубліковано 22 тра 2017
  • Greg Fitzsimmons gets heckled at a Jewish singles event in Boston and decides to heckle right back.
    Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: www.cc.com/shows/this-is-not-h...
    Follow Greg Fitzsimmons on Twitter: / gregfitzshow
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  • @standup
    @standup 4 роки тому +16

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

    • @dietrickmiller1785
      @dietrickmiller1785 4 роки тому +8

      This is the last video of yours I'm watching. Didn't even make it all the way through to be honest. It was somewhere around the 7:30 mark I heard a beap and had to stop it to let you know I'm done. It was fun while it lasted. I'll admit you had me for quite some time and I always believed the opening statement but ya, don't make claims if you aren't going to keep them. You're losing viewers.

    • @SucculentSpaz
      @SucculentSpaz 4 роки тому +2

      Faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy, faggy - Censorship ruins comedy, I'm done with "Uncensored" I had my laughs but censoring Gregs punchline was just not cool, it was disrespectful to both Greg and the medium and I'd feel filthy supporting such damaging behaviour.

  • @terrytibbs5678
    @terrytibbs5678 5 років тому +577

    bleeping the punchline. What a stroke of genius.

    • @75hilmar
      @75hilmar 3 роки тому +3

      Did the guy say he is a "fucking man"?

    • @75hilmar
      @75hilmar 3 роки тому +4

      @Ed Smythee Oh yes that makes way more sense. They should have put subtitles.

    • @Smharry92
      @Smharry92 3 роки тому +3

      Family man?

    • @ChrisTopher-vh8tu
      @ChrisTopher-vh8tu Рік тому

      @@75hilmar pretty sure he said “faggy”
      Comedy Central doesn’t allow that if you’re not gay.. Chappell talked about it and he said “ma’am one more question.. how come I can say nigg*r with impunity.. but I can’t say f@ggot?”
      Lady- because Dave, you’re not gay
      “Well Linda.. I’m not a nigg*r either” 👀

    • @charlespancamo9771
      @charlespancamo9771 Рік тому +1

      @@75hilmar censorship never makes sense

  • @iWindBlade
    @iWindBlade 6 років тому +1060

    Hey CC, what does "Uncensored" mean again?

    • @supershenron9162
      @supershenron9162 3 роки тому +11

      No beeps for the curse words

    • @carsonking6199
      @carsonking6199 2 роки тому +19

      @@supershenron9162 than why’d the beep the punchline of a joke?

    • @supershenron9162
      @supershenron9162 2 роки тому +6

      @@carsonking6199 r/woosh

    • @zakrivera8977
      @zakrivera8977 2 роки тому +32

      cant hurt the alphabet people's feelings

    • @luishynes8794
      @luishynes8794 2 роки тому +15

      @@supershenron9162 how do you dress yourself in the morning

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 роки тому +77

    “You have loneliness in your eyes.”
    Holy.... shit.

  • @mutanttugboat9266
    @mutanttugboat9266 4 роки тому +82

    "The poor bastard" line had me cracking up

    • @sarahlovee1865
      @sarahlovee1865 2 роки тому +1

      I could even hear/picture it in my head exactly as he described and i almost did a spit take lol

  • @Hynzy57
    @Hynzy57 7 років тому +110

    My same reaction at the end of every This Is Not Happening episode...
    "Alright whose next!"

    • @phishtix452
      @phishtix452 2 роки тому

      I bet the crowd erupted after that line

  • @TheDman0310
    @TheDman0310 6 років тому +78

    I have watched a TON on these and this is the first bleep i have heard. It is surprising considering what else i have heard that was not bleeped out. I also agree with Matt Thompson that this one is not "uncensored"

    • @bruin1771
      @bruin1771 5 років тому +3

      Youll hear them on names mostly i guess this ones an issue for everyone.

    • @Leotardoification
      @Leotardoification 4 роки тому +1

      I heard another where they cencored the same word.

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 5 років тому +135

    I wanna hear a conversation between this guy and Bill Burr.

    • @Fredwilson45
      @Fredwilson45 4 роки тому +11

      ua-cam.com/video/WXCkofy3P2E/v-deo.html
      There’s actually quite a few conversations between the two

    • @DayZilya
      @DayZilya 4 роки тому +3

      I know its been 10 months, but here ya go, this one is great too
      www.youtube.com /watch?v=ceiIfmQuLOk

    • @dannykessler2643
      @dannykessler2643 3 роки тому +2

      Just visit Boston

    • @thatveganchick668
      @thatveganchick668 3 роки тому +1

      Danny Kessler I left Boston about 10 months ago and I’ve been so homesick since! It’s so expensive to live there, but I’m gonna find a way back.

    • @dannykessler2643
      @dannykessler2643 3 роки тому +2

      tHaT vEgAn cHiCk do you have bpd?

  • @poorchoicespodcast7255
    @poorchoicespodcast7255 6 років тому +27

    ive never been able to put my finger on it, but this guy is my favorite comic. No accolades, no fat on his jokes, consistent comedian.

    • @jasonp8463
      @jasonp8463 Місяць тому

      Saw him a few weeks ago in Irvine. He is so likable. Watching him closely, his timing is unbelievably meticulous.

  • @brunoaguirre5088
    @brunoaguirre5088 7 років тому +585

    Don't say it's uncensored when it's not. The story was awesome, but come on guys, you're better than this.

    • @mussman717word
      @mussman717word 6 років тому +27

      Comedy Central is better than this, since when? They're corporate hacks. Most of their shows suck, and the ones that do stick out, like this one, must play by the rules or be punished. It's a shame. I think that's why they replaced Ari with that guy from the Daily Show. It's like NBC with Lorne Michaels, some executive-level bullshit. Carlin's rolling in his grave.

    • @theinfoone
      @theinfoone 4 роки тому +3

      They need to make money off of this, cussing removes as revenue

    • @brunoaguirre5088
      @brunoaguirre5088 4 роки тому +1

      @Fab Elger yeah, like I didn't stay up until after 10 when I was a kid...

    • @brunoaguirre5088
      @brunoaguirre5088 4 роки тому +3

      @@theinfoone youtube has to stop being a bitch

    • @flyfermin
      @flyfermin 3 роки тому

      hey, they didn't censored any tits

  • @rickbob682
    @rickbob682 5 років тому +64

    Here's something no one's ever heard: "great intro Arie."

    • @joshua.snyder
      @joshua.snyder 4 роки тому +8

      Along with "Ari, you're funny!"

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 3 роки тому

      "You're right about Kobe Bryant!"

    • @BanditoBurrito
      @BanditoBurrito 2 роки тому +1

      @@DocJamesH wow still salty

  • @rodolphesalvant47
    @rodolphesalvant47 7 років тому +141

    2:01 he sounds like bill burr 😂

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 7 років тому +4

      Rodolphe Salvant yes he really did!

    • @aseemawad4294
      @aseemawad4294 7 років тому +14

      Nah, I don't think that's the reason. The man is from Boston (Irish-American). There are some speech patterns common amongst them.

    • @mrfisherman6020
      @mrfisherman6020 7 років тому +1

      Rodolphe Salvant Burr did that joke on worst I've ever bombed story for Kimmel or someone like that.

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 7 років тому

      Fallon

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 6 років тому +1

      Rodolphe Salvant a red headed Irishman from boston almost always sounds like Bill Burr

  • @TheSunshineGroup
    @TheSunshineGroup 7 років тому +71

    actual video starts at 1:25

  • @AbhinavYadav-zm7ut
    @AbhinavYadav-zm7ut 7 років тому +53

    All strains of e-coli can be found on that pole.

    • @OlviMasta77
      @OlviMasta77 5 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @Jett-King
      @Jett-King 4 роки тому +3

      I know! Did you see how quickly he removed his hand when he realized he touched it!!

  • @jamesabergas
    @jamesabergas 7 років тому +503

    dislikes for censor

    • @BrookJolley
      @BrookJolley 7 років тому +9

      Weirdest part was the only censorship was the fucking main punchline's setup.

    • @rozanne110
      @rozanne110 7 років тому

      Dislike for content

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ 6 років тому +1

      The weird thing is it says uncensored at the start of all these

    • @williamjohnson8666
      @williamjohnson8666 5 років тому

      e

    • @drewlovely2668
      @drewlovely2668 5 років тому

      @@williamjohnson8666 f

  • @akoshimu
    @akoshimu 7 років тому +6

    Omg ive been watching these so much my dream last night had the intro song playing all throughout it

  • @michaeldoran4367
    @michaeldoran4367 6 років тому +187

    I don't think the quality of the show would decline at all if they took away that stupid intro

    • @amyytyler9040
      @amyytyler9040 3 роки тому +11

      I was just thinking that as i skipped it for the 79th time. Like half of this shows profits must go to paying these terrible actors, to these terrible fucking intros. I mean cummonnnn

    • @danielnuckols815
      @danielnuckols815 3 роки тому +7

      I kinda enjoy the stupid intro..

    • @thernius4284
      @thernius4284 3 роки тому +1

      Comedy fans can be such b¡tches, it's hard to watch

  • @Skaitania
    @Skaitania 4 роки тому +30

    This Is Happening - Censored
    I still upvoted, the comedian is good. But don't censor if you advertise as uncensored.

  • @omegablack7135
    @omegablack7135 5 років тому +3

    That was brilliant; well crafted.

  • @bigdaveyjoyce7890
    @bigdaveyjoyce7890 7 років тому +57

    Powerful Greg Fitzsimmons.

    • @trythewine1633
      @trythewine1633 7 років тому +2

      Buddha Marijuana this comment made me smile. My comedy dream is to be invited to that podcast.

    • @irider1201
      @irider1201 7 років тому

      That's a good story. The best part is "you've got five minutes left."

    • @bruin1771
      @bruin1771 5 років тому

      The poor bastard

    • @coryczerwinski5432
      @coryczerwinski5432 2 роки тому

      Always liked this guy.

  • @KEVROREACTS
    @KEVROREACTS 7 років тому +103

    Grapefruit Simmons!

  • @Rozy02
    @Rozy02 7 років тому +6

    Wish I could upvote this 100 times, love this guy!

    • @gorgeousgeorge187
      @gorgeousgeorge187 6 років тому

      Jeff Rosenberg whatdo you like about his comedy? I absolutely dispise this guy....not being a dick: legit question

  • @oscarclarke2653
    @oscarclarke2653 4 роки тому +8

    Imagine an R rated Boston crime show starring Bill Burr and Greg Fitzimmons as brothers.

  • @tianamasso54
    @tianamasso54 3 роки тому +3

    “You lack basic confidence” 😂😂

  • @AK907guy
    @AK907guy 6 років тому +9

    "Comedy Hell" sounds like a raider hangout in the Fallout universe

    • @mutanttugboat9266
      @mutanttugboat9266 4 роки тому

      The Raider leader kills you if you don't make him laugh haha

  • @kreegak3802
    @kreegak3802 6 років тому +5

    This is one of the best things on youtube please keep making these videos and never stop doing this is not happening please

  • @carlosr.martintoledo1224
    @carlosr.martintoledo1224 7 років тому +7

    I love Fitzsimmons been watching his stand up since I was a kid!

  • @w.shepard6624
    @w.shepard6624 6 років тому

    Super performer... Above all else...THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!

  • @wyattross1461
    @wyattross1461 3 роки тому +1

    Wonder what the budget is for these intros?!?! They’re next lvl!!

  • @91Laurens
    @91Laurens 5 років тому

    I love these stories

  • @light-waitghost3682
    @light-waitghost3682 4 роки тому +8

    In that intro, Ari really had it going on until he lost his head!

  • @professordick4868
    @professordick4868 Рік тому

    Awesome!!!!

  • @callumbrowne2081
    @callumbrowne2081 2 роки тому +1

    Wow nice, uncensored comedy is so fun

  • @scruffybasterd2209
    @scruffybasterd2209 6 років тому +16

    Haha there's about five things in his setup that would be any young comics This Is Not Happening closer.

    • @kurtilingus
      @kurtilingus 3 роки тому

      For sure, Fitzsimmons is a Titan in his own right, just less well-known is all. Also just realized I'm typing a reply to a 3yr old comment.... Ehhh, whatcanyoudo

  • @connorgriffin342
    @connorgriffin342 Рік тому +1

    That guy in the clam outfit is Joe Cabral I do open mics with him he’s probably around 80 now and he still kills

    • @virg0_lem0nade
      @virg0_lem0nade 11 місяців тому +1

      whoaaaaa thats wild that u know the clam guy 😂😂😂

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 2 роки тому

    I some how didn't sub to CC from my new account and forgot all about this series.
    I'm hoping there's more I haven't seen(watching the whole playlist starting back at 1) but it's been so long I forgot parts and am getting just as much enjoyment out of them. Knowing me, I left a comment... Now I have a weird feeling like I *need* to search through the comments of every video to find mine.
    That way I'll know if it's a story I've heard before...idk...I just feel this need.

  • @gregb4395
    @gregb4395 3 роки тому +5

    Hilarious. Bill Burr and his Boston stories...you can never get enough.

  • @RichVideography
    @RichVideography 2 роки тому +1

    I cant say he's one of my favorite comics, but he's got my utmost respect and regard.

    • @Burnonee
      @Burnonee Рік тому

      No one cares what u think

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 роки тому +1

    My first thought:"Looks like a guy from Ireland."
    Second thought:"Looks and sounds like Bill Burr."

  • @dworrell100
    @dworrell100 7 років тому +2

    LMAO...stitches was a great spot

  • @5lrhythms803
    @5lrhythms803 5 років тому +3

    I was raised Jewish and I just laughed my fucking ass off 😂😂😂😂

  • @chetrok1
    @chetrok1 6 років тому

    Love this dudes act

  • @nancyhanson5620
    @nancyhanson5620 5 років тому

    ahhhh ....Boston! He speak truth....I am familiar with the area

  • @chinchinn8058
    @chinchinn8058 3 роки тому +10

    "I am real jew, they vill love me!"
    Hahaha bless him

  • @tntdion
    @tntdion 4 роки тому +2

    I know the clam man. He still performs

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 7 років тому +20

    stitches used to be right next to where paradise rock club is currently, which is right next to boston university campus, also a pretty safe and calm area, I'm not exactly sure what red light district/southie crowd he's talking about

    • @KingnEm
      @KingnEm 6 років тому +3

      brownguy903 I remember it, it was wild

  • @JA-ug7wq
    @JA-ug7wq 5 років тому +8

    These are the best kind, where it truly seems like the guest is telling a story about one crazy night. There's too many newer ones where it's some comedian making shit up and doing bits.

  • @Goose21995
    @Goose21995 5 років тому +4

    I just cant stop thinking of bill burr lmfao.

  • @MainDrainStudios
    @MainDrainStudios 7 років тому +53

    @1:31 to skip the dumb intro

  • @13nwaffles
    @13nwaffles 7 років тому +34

    What the freaking hell was that intro? I almost clicked away out of pure frustration and confusion

    • @ulfrichightower5926
      @ulfrichightower5926 7 років тому +15

      you lack basic confidence

    • @Jeff121456
      @Jeff121456 7 років тому +3

      That is the intro to the Comedy Central show This is Not Happening. Do we need to have a lesson on how to skip scenes in YT?

    • @codydickerson6763
      @codydickerson6763 6 років тому +1

      The intros the best part!

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 4 роки тому +3

    That was bad ass! 🤣🙌🔥🤘🔥

  • @TheWarLizard
    @TheWarLizard 4 роки тому +7

    "You have loneliness in youur eyes" ..... God damn

  • @jessa312
    @jessa312 Рік тому

    Still laugh so hard I cry

  • @cupofjoe1788
    @cupofjoe1788 7 років тому +19

    it says it's uncensored

  • @poodleriffic
    @poodleriffic 4 роки тому

    I just watched Tom O’Neil #1459 on Joe Rogan Experience giving Fitzsimmons and his dogs a shout-out. I needed to watch this next.

  • @alecksiazek5783
    @alecksiazek5783 6 років тому

    great story

  • @thomaskaiser2475
    @thomaskaiser2475 2 роки тому +1

    i love Greg Fitzsimmons top shelf comedian

  • @lessevdoolbretsim
    @lessevdoolbretsim 5 років тому +3

    Greg’s voice has a ring to it like Michael Shermer’s.

  • @gusbuckman427
    @gusbuckman427 3 роки тому +1

    That opening feels like a scene from “The Boys”😂😂😂

  • @Ryan-9000
    @Ryan-9000 7 років тому +3

    Grapefruit Simmons! :D

  • @BusyBasaz
    @BusyBasaz 5 років тому

    Great story.

  • @smallgay
    @smallgay 5 років тому +2

    I thought his hat was a bowl cut in the thumbnail

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhh7846
    @hhhhhhhhhhhh7846 6 років тому +2

    I looked at the thumbnail and I thought he had a bowl cut

  • @cstottie5036
    @cstottie5036 5 років тому +1

    That one was good lmaoo

  • @keepmoving1185
    @keepmoving1185 6 років тому

    Freaking awesome

  • @jamesburnett4443
    @jamesburnett4443 4 роки тому +1

    Lol ari looks like a chipmunk right before he transforms

  • @frankranager8749
    @frankranager8749 5 років тому +1

    Censor, verb: to delete (a word or passage of text) in one's capacity as a censor.

  • @Dnorris24
    @Dnorris24 7 років тому +8

    solid dent in the mic. very authentic

  • @damarcus702
    @damarcus702 3 роки тому +1

    He’s a less angry bill burr. Or bill burr is an angry him 😂

  • @liammwaghorn
    @liammwaghorn 7 років тому +3

    what is with the production value put into the intros hahaha?

  • @unoriented_x4957
    @unoriented_x4957 6 років тому +1

    Oh! To have been in the audience that night...

  • @JJPsyc
    @JJPsyc 2 роки тому +2

    When Greg is on Rogan I'll listen to his episodes multiple times. Love em.

    • @sadsadasdsadasdsadas
      @sadsadasdsadasdsadas 2 роки тому

      He never knows what he is talking, yet acts like he is the smartest guy in the room.

    • @virg0_lem0nade
      @virg0_lem0nade 11 місяців тому +1

      @@sadsadasdsadasdsadas-- well, on Rogan's podcast, it's very easy to be the smartest guy in the room. 😂

  • @acesb24
    @acesb24 5 років тому +2

    I thought that was Agent Coulson at first

  • @Ethiokarate1
    @Ethiokarate1 4 роки тому

    God bless this guy 🙏

  • @techn1kal1ty
    @techn1kal1ty 6 років тому +1

    Who's next?

  • @PistolPat
    @PistolPat 5 років тому

    5:15 i can relate

  • @actononawhim
    @actononawhim 6 років тому +1

    did anyone else think of Agents of SHIELD?

  • @holistica-hole9501
    @holistica-hole9501 7 років тому +36

    This story is about the 1 jew in Boston in the 80's.

  • @nightmanager6225
    @nightmanager6225 2 роки тому

    As an Agents of Shield fan, his name strikes a chord with me

  • @HeidiSvenson
    @HeidiSvenson 5 років тому

    1:34 - start

  • @lourencomurteira9353
    @lourencomurteira9353 5 років тому

    Uncensored - suuuuuuureeeeee

  • @ryguy2556
    @ryguy2556 10 місяців тому

    “Tommy” in that story refers to Don Gavin

  • @ImmortalAK
    @ImmortalAK 7 років тому +10

    I bet he could do a great Burr impression.

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 3 роки тому

      Yeah, an impersonation of someone funny!

  • @Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow
    @Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow 5 років тому +8

    it's a story for comedians, not regular people. that's why the quiet room.

  • @allanfloyd8103
    @allanfloyd8103 7 років тому

    Is that Jared Padalecki from Supernatural in the front row behind Greg?

  • @harrisonhamilton7653
    @harrisonhamilton7653 6 років тому

    I’m positive Zeljko Ivanek (from Black Hawk Down) and Greg are the same person

  • @mrc8049
    @mrc8049 5 років тому +1

    1:32 is when the video starts

  • @tronzhivago4373
    @tronzhivago4373 7 років тому +2

    lmaoooooook

  • @RylandRay
    @RylandRay 5 років тому +4

    He looks like the dollar tree Bill Burr

  • @justinturner653
    @justinturner653 3 роки тому

    so, did ari schaffer turn in to bert kreischer in that intro there??

  • @Supervillain1988
    @Supervillain1988 7 років тому +1

    Didn't this video already be released?

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 5 років тому +5

    "Heckling savant..."

  • @F4ceYourFe4rs
    @F4ceYourFe4rs 7 років тому +2

    Starts @ 1:45 fam 👌

  • @thisiszeppo
    @thisiszeppo 2 роки тому

    naturally funny

  • @ericharary
    @ericharary 7 років тому +7

    "You have loneliness in your eyes"

  • @victorzellweger3863
    @victorzellweger3863 7 років тому +18

    "Uncensored"? Fix the title

  • @realblakrawb
    @realblakrawb 6 років тому

    That one dude with the cackle has the loudest and latest laugh.

  • @madnessinisolation
    @madnessinisolation 7 років тому

    Now that's a fucking story!

  • @penthouserecords2376
    @penthouserecords2376 5 років тому

    cool intro

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 2 роки тому

    1:35 show starts