Ryan Sickler - Cocaine Alligator - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- When Ryan Sickler was in community college, he attended a party that got out of hand when the host did too much cocaine and took out his pet alligator.
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Who cares about Druggie scums
@@dominikm3159 idk... why are you watching this video...?
@@dominikm3159 you do
Meeee toooo😭😭
That’s a great part!! IMO 🤣🤣
"Hit em with a 'see ya later alligator'" lmao I died when said that. Perfect closer.
“Now there’s a Dinosaur 🦖 at the party “ lol 😂
The "See ya later Alligator" was such a dope punchline
A *dope* punchline
You ruined the punchline for me. Now it’s now a surprise. (Your comment is the first to pop up even without me clicking on the comment section)
@@notoriousnellyy sorry. I never expected such a standard comment would be so high up here.
ArtifiShuL Instinct it’s okay not a big deal man. Have a good one bro 💪
Fuck, this comment ruined the punchline for me
"i know what youre doing, youre being a great host"
love his humor because he’s so calm but he’s hilarious at the same time
Honestly I only cliked on this video because it said cocaine alligator 😂😂
smokers club I’m high on cocaine right now...I need a shit and a glass of water immediately
@@AB-gz9yb lmfaooooo
soo.theres no alligator?
It better be set in Florida lol
smokers club saaaaaaammmmee😂😂😂
Sickler is such a great storyteller.
I just couldnt get the sloth visual out of my head the entire time. I pictured sloth with coke all over his face holding the alligator yellin HEY YOU GUUUUYYSS😂😂
he had me at the title. cocaine alligator.
At least he's being polite to not bring coke around people who don't do coke
And he was being VERY polite bringing coke around people who DO like coke.
I think it's a combination. You get to protect people, and also party. Win-win
OR he didn’t wanna share with anymore people 🤣
lolll this comment rules
That was me in high school, had a back room we did the coke in folks that wanted in were back there those that didn't stayed out, I would bounce between to drink and smoke, great times. You shouldn't introduce bad habits to people, that was my mindset.
It concerns me that I live within a half hour of sparks and his alligator
Rin TheReaper SAME
Lol, Dundalk
Moco lol
You better move away before he has another party
IF ONLY I COULD FIND THAT PARTY
Knowing their friendship backstory, it makes sense that Sickler and Segura have the same cadence in their storytelling... And I'm a big fan of hearing this kind of shit either way. Funny af.
The most carefully and deliberately planned and written comedy ever. Very hard-working, intelligent man!
This party has weed alcohol cocaine and an alligator… Florida is like and?? Yeah we call that Tuesday night around here
We are heat scorched, snow ignorant, and we'll be like the refugees of atlantis soon.
Toozdee to Sickler
bingo! 110% true!!
Being from Maryland, I love knowing all the locations in this story
"I'm not putting my hand in a gators mouth, I just opened another beer" 😂
I've been avoiding this video it's come across a million times and this morning I gave in, one of the best sets I've heard in awhile lol
I see the words "cocaine aligator" i click
I was kind of expecting him to give cocaine to the alligator...
This was actually good with a strong ending
Cocaine Cocaine(waving his hand over his face) priceless
this dude is looking at life from a different angle and i respect that
*opens door. "HAY, YOU GUYYYS!"
Lmao what a long ridiculous setup for the "see ya later alligator" punchline. Amazing 👏
he said "it was big!" then held up like a 2 1/2 ft length 🤣🤦🏼♀️ I've never seen one that small. sincerely, a Florida girl lmaooo🤣
It was most likely a caiman
This story is perfect for the background while doing homework. Random laughs the whole way through
Can really tell how he's friends with tom segura. They have similar delivery.
i was thinking the same thing. they're voices sound very similar too
except tom segura is funny and so far I am unimpressed. videos not over yet though.
Laughs like Bert
Action Bronson's Beard just thinking that!
They laugh at the same stuff too 👖👖
This guy is really good i love his stage presence. Its really one of the best consistent stories and slowly rising set ups to a great use of a cliche for a punchline.
since this has been out he started a podcast called The Honeydew its really great!
The only time anyone has ever ever ever said this about this show, but that intro was actually awesome
“See ya later Alligator” had me rollin, lmao.
This is perhaps the only time the "See you later alligator" is socially acceptable to be the cool and funny farewell message
Big dude with a goatee in the front row behind the stage REFUSED to crack a smile.
Lol ikr
That's Sparks
@@hannahanthony3639 Lol you funny
Pro tip: Always skip first 30 seconds.
Would skip more than that...try maybe 1:12
Skip the first minute lol
Well I don't mind the intros that much. I do hate when they put part of the actual story in the very beginning.
anyone who does cocaine will tell you this story is kinda fishy , anyone with a bunch of coke on there face (wasted) is either snorting more rat poisen than coke , or has money like a celebrity , or is incredibly mad at the act that he watsed all that , so im calling bullshit
eleu cassidy yea man I love this show but this story has a few too many holes.
This fucking cracked me up!!!!!!! “For what, alligator assault?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Flesh, blood & cocaine... that gator is now addicted, he'll have to start sharing his stash with it
Comedy Central nailed there graphics design and video team for this series, Never expected to see such high quality editing/Intros to a comedy series. 👍✌
Oh some of them get old or cringy
God knows he ain't stayin at the party when the cops come. 5 stars
when he said see you later alligator!!! lol
You had me at Cocaine.
How can anyone dislike this series?
ThomasSaPe haters......hilarious stuff
Millennials get butt hurt pretty easily these days budd...
When a joke isn't at all funny.
Because tightassitis is an epidemic in the US & other Western countries today.
They have no soul
"im callin the cops." i fucking died 😂😂😂
“ _Now_ there’s a dinosaur at the party”
How the hell did I not see the alligator pun coming.. lmao. That was great
That was a funny story!! I almost have the same story but it was a Rottweiler and an ear. LOL!
The real joke is that Maryland hasn't changed a bit.
Mirabeau Haute for fucking real though
Go RAVENS!!!
Your not fucking wrong😂😂
Oh, yes it has. It's gotten worse!
Maryland is my shithole
“You’re being a great host” 😂
Sickle Cell keepin it high and tight.
This will always be one of my favorite comedy stories
Nah this was dope hella smooth 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying
Ever since I saw this, I've been looking to bug dudes with alligator scars on their face so I can say "Sparks is that you"
This one was a slow burn but still enjoyable. Dude’s a good storyteller.
Ayye represent Maryland! I need to find more of this guy's material
John Aquino liking someone because of where theyre from..... AND its Maryland?
Check out his podcast. The crabfeast. It’s the shit
DMV4LIFE
This guy is hilarious. "Cocaine....cocaine......"
You had me at cocaine alligator.
Should have stayed for act two with the cops! LOL!
As a nyc city girl... this guy is soooo adorable and love his accent
Great delivery. Actually triggered my asmr a few times 😂😂😂
Hit em with the see ya later alligator 😂🤣
Very well told! Wild! 😂👍🏻
“See ya later alligator” fucking ruined me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest part is hearing him try to laugh like a normal person
He's trying to stifle that Muppet laugh. I think it makes him funnier.
Beautiful. Great story, well paced and a simple yet cheeky punchline.
James Brown was 6'3" ON HIS MOMMAS SHOULDERS
What's really funny is that I have a story exactly like this in almost every way, except the big dude's name was "Blue", not "Sparks".
The evolution of Sicklers laugh is wild
"cya later alligator" LOLLL
"Not big like the rock, big like sloth from the Goonies"
You mean John Matuszak? That guy was fucking gigantic.
HEY HEY PLAYAAAA!!!!
Him and Tom Segura have the same way of speaking. I’ve watched this a few times and it just hit me they sound the same when telling stories.
That's like a reptiles mega millions haha
Daniel Penrod Lol that cracked me up too.
Can’t believe I’ve watched 47 of these
This is the best story I've ever heard
I love all of these intros.
Of course Ryan got that juco reference in there
FTCF
5★
Best intro. Everyone with a smartphone ever.
Hey mom, can we get Tom Segura on the way home?
Mom: no son we have Tom Segura at home
Man he’s an amazing storyteller
that’s the first time i’ve ever laughed out loud at a punch line💀💀💀
One of the best stories.
😂 great story telling.
I used to party in the artillery tunnels at fort mc henry.
Ryan Sickler has one of the best laughs ever, hands down!
This was the best this is not happening intro
i LOVE the intros.
"YALL GOT SIDE"
"That's like a reptile mega millions" 🤣🤣
“This is what I’m talkin’ about..!”😁👍
Yet another great comic I learned about thanks to Ari.
Bro took an alligator piece to the nugget and called the cops. Probably did a line of coke to freshen up before they got there.
Best part...."See Ya later ...Alligator!"
Great story telling I can hear Ryan talk for days the dude is funny
Sickler is absolutely incredible
The cure for a cocaine nosebleed more cocaine 😂
My new favorite baltimore comedian
"See you later alligator." Dude! No you didn't!
Brilliant piece
Top 5 I’ve seen on this channel
That was a great story and I like this video
I’m from Baltimore and crazy shit like this happens all the time at parties
Oh man this was a good one I like this guy's stage presence