Ryan Sickler - Cocaine Alligator - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • When Ryan Sickler was in community college, he attended a party that got out of hand when the host did too much cocaine and took out his pet alligator.
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    This Is Not Happening airs Thursdays at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.
    Follow Ryan Sickler on Twitter: / ryansickler

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +37

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  • @stevieeverett6392
    @stevieeverett6392 6 років тому +94

    "Hit em with a 'see ya later alligator'" lmao I died when said that. Perfect closer.

  • @brianhood1044
    @brianhood1044 5 років тому +190

    “Now there’s a Dinosaur 🦖 at the party “ lol 😂

  • @mattlandry
    @mattlandry 8 років тому +571

    The "See ya later Alligator" was such a dope punchline

    • @unknownsauce69
      @unknownsauce69 4 роки тому +3

      A *dope* punchline

    • @notoriousnellyy
      @notoriousnellyy 4 роки тому +8

      You ruined the punchline for me. Now it’s now a surprise. (Your comment is the first to pop up even without me clicking on the comment section)

    • @mattlandry
      @mattlandry 4 роки тому +3

      @@notoriousnellyy sorry. I never expected such a standard comment would be so high up here.

    • @notoriousnellyy
      @notoriousnellyy 4 роки тому +4

      ArtifiShuL Instinct it’s okay not a big deal man. Have a good one bro 💪

    • @jordanmartin4696
      @jordanmartin4696 4 роки тому +1

      Fuck, this comment ruined the punchline for me

  • @_luckicharms
    @_luckicharms 5 років тому +131

    "i know what youre doing, youre being a great host"

  • @katiet6370
    @katiet6370 6 років тому +115

    love his humor because he’s so calm but he’s hilarious at the same time

  • @smokersclub9067
    @smokersclub9067 6 років тому +1383

    Honestly I only cliked on this video because it said cocaine alligator 😂😂

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 6 років тому +23

      smokers club I’m high on cocaine right now...I need a shit and a glass of water immediately

    • @chrisyoung3146
      @chrisyoung3146 5 років тому +6

      @@AB-gz9yb lmfaooooo

    • @trenchcoatbandit
      @trenchcoatbandit 5 років тому +3

      soo.theres no alligator?

    • @billyrobinson6815
      @billyrobinson6815 5 років тому +3

      It better be set in Florida lol

    • @ChrisS-hj4bg
      @ChrisS-hj4bg 5 років тому +1

      smokers club saaaaaaammmmee😂😂😂

  • @sdm12342002
    @sdm12342002 2 роки тому +18

    Sickler is such a great storyteller.

  • @RazzLerSkedaddLer
    @RazzLerSkedaddLer 3 роки тому +3

    I just couldnt get the sloth visual out of my head the entire time. I pictured sloth with coke all over his face holding the alligator yellin HEY YOU GUUUUYYSS😂😂

  • @DeathStarPro9
    @DeathStarPro9 8 років тому +20

    he had me at the title. cocaine alligator.

  • @nateone6632
    @nateone6632 6 років тому +574

    At least he's being polite to not bring coke around people who don't do coke

    • @zachcrawford5
      @zachcrawford5 6 років тому +108

      And he was being VERY polite bringing coke around people who DO like coke.

    • @danno938
      @danno938 4 роки тому +11

      I think it's a combination. You get to protect people, and also party. Win-win

    • @Noa_Lynn
      @Noa_Lynn 4 роки тому +14

      OR he didn’t wanna share with anymore people 🤣

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому +1

      lolll this comment rules

    • @Audio041194
      @Audio041194 2 роки тому +2

      That was me in high school, had a back room we did the coke in folks that wanted in were back there those that didn't stayed out, I would bounce between to drink and smoke, great times. You shouldn't introduce bad habits to people, that was my mindset.

  • @J9TheQueen
    @J9TheQueen 6 років тому +634

    It concerns me that I live within a half hour of sparks and his alligator

  • @j.pocket
    @j.pocket 4 роки тому +14

    Knowing their friendship backstory, it makes sense that Sickler and Segura have the same cadence in their storytelling... And I'm a big fan of hearing this kind of shit either way. Funny af.

  • @ochiaichannel1189
    @ochiaichannel1189 6 років тому +20

    The most carefully and deliberately planned and written comedy ever. Very hard-working, intelligent man!

  • @moneymikz
    @moneymikz 4 роки тому +165

    This party has weed alcohol cocaine and an alligator… Florida is like and?? Yeah we call that Tuesday night around here

  • @dungeonmastermagisterium3906
    @dungeonmastermagisterium3906 6 років тому +20

    Being from Maryland, I love knowing all the locations in this story

  • @Trashboys813
    @Trashboys813 Рік тому +3

    "I'm not putting my hand in a gators mouth, I just opened another beer" 😂

  • @chuckstranton2471
    @chuckstranton2471 3 роки тому +5

    I've been avoiding this video it's come across a million times and this morning I gave in, one of the best sets I've heard in awhile lol

  • @Theboomdoctor
    @Theboomdoctor 5 років тому +25

    I see the words "cocaine aligator" i click

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 4 роки тому +24

    I was kind of expecting him to give cocaine to the alligator...

  • @ScoreMore_4
    @ScoreMore_4 8 років тому +22

    This was actually good with a strong ending

  • @bonganimthombeni3440
    @bonganimthombeni3440 4 роки тому +2

    Cocaine Cocaine(waving his hand over his face) priceless

  • @5hnïx
    @5hnïx 5 років тому +6

    this dude is looking at life from a different angle and i respect that

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 5 років тому +6

    *opens door. "HAY, YOU GUYYYS!"

  • @liquerinfrnt
    @liquerinfrnt 4 роки тому

    Lmao what a long ridiculous setup for the "see ya later alligator" punchline. Amazing 👏

  • @daniellem5076
    @daniellem5076 5 років тому +33

    he said "it was big!" then held up like a 2 1/2 ft length 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ I've never seen one that small. sincerely, a Florida girl lmaooo🤣

  • @ValiantVisions314
    @ValiantVisions314 4 роки тому +6

    This story is perfect for the background while doing homework. Random laughs the whole way through

  • @DrDANKize
    @DrDANKize 8 років тому +270

    Can really tell how he's friends with tom segura. They have similar delivery.

    • @SpitefulGoose
      @SpitefulGoose 8 років тому +24

      i was thinking the same thing. they're voices sound very similar too

    • @yellowdart6666
      @yellowdart6666 8 років тому +12

      except tom segura is funny and so far I am unimpressed. videos not over yet though.

    • @megatron..9032
      @megatron..9032 6 років тому +4

      Laughs like Bert

    • @ubepewp
      @ubepewp 5 років тому +1

      Action Bronson's Beard just thinking that!

    • @twolechesconquick
      @twolechesconquick 4 роки тому +2

      They laugh at the same stuff too 👖👖

  • @TheManicMillennial
    @TheManicMillennial 8 років тому +15

    This guy is really good i love his stage presence. Its really one of the best consistent stories and slowly rising set ups to a great use of a cliche for a punchline.

    • @christopherkendrex8075
      @christopherkendrex8075 2 роки тому

      since this has been out he started a podcast called The Honeydew its really great!

  • @moontoon28
    @moontoon28 4 роки тому +1

    The only time anyone has ever ever ever said this about this show, but that intro was actually awesome

  • @daffy2115
    @daffy2115 4 роки тому

    “See ya later Alligator” had me rollin, lmao.

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex 4 роки тому +6

    This is perhaps the only time the "See you later alligator" is socially acceptable to be the cool and funny farewell message

  • @bobbybobob2648
    @bobbybobob2648 8 років тому +3

    Big dude with a goatee in the front row behind the stage REFUSED to crack a smile.

  • @prakajr2
    @prakajr2 8 років тому +1309

    Pro tip: Always skip first 30 seconds.

    • @marissarenfro9203
      @marissarenfro9203 8 років тому +77

      Would skip more than that...try maybe 1:12

    • @FridaysTheBomb
      @FridaysTheBomb 8 років тому +69

      Skip the first minute lol

    • @prakajr2
      @prakajr2 8 років тому +52

      Well I don't mind the intros that much. I do hate when they put part of the actual story in the very beginning.

    • @reallytho6880
      @reallytho6880 8 років тому +12

      anyone who does cocaine will tell you this story is kinda fishy , anyone with a bunch of coke on there face (wasted) is either snorting more rat poisen than coke , or has money like a celebrity , or is incredibly mad at the act that he watsed all that , so im calling bullshit

    • @FitnessJones
      @FitnessJones 7 років тому +4

      eleu cassidy yea man I love this show but this story has a few too many holes.

  • @tylerjameson6769
    @tylerjameson6769 7 років тому

    This fucking cracked me up!!!!!!! “For what, alligator assault?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 7 років тому +51

    Flesh, blood & cocaine... that gator is now addicted, he'll have to start sharing his stash with it

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 6 років тому +5

    Comedy Central nailed there graphics design and video team for this series, Never expected to see such high quality editing/Intros to a comedy series. 👍✌

  • @jKRONKitup
    @jKRONKitup 8 років тому +24

    God knows he ain't stayin at the party when the cops come. 5 stars

  • @GhengisKhonsu
    @GhengisKhonsu 8 років тому +5

    when he said see you later alligator!!! lol

  • @trentwilson7507
    @trentwilson7507 5 років тому +5

    You had me at Cocaine.

  • @ThomasSaPe
    @ThomasSaPe 8 років тому +327

    How can anyone dislike this series?

    • @JKLYDE
      @JKLYDE 7 років тому +3

      ThomasSaPe haters......hilarious stuff

    • @pointofpersonalprivilege
      @pointofpersonalprivilege 6 років тому +6

      Millennials get butt hurt pretty easily these days budd...

    • @louspowels7120
      @louspowels7120 6 років тому +5

      When a joke isn't at all funny.

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 6 років тому +5

      Because tightassitis is an epidemic in the US & other Western countries today.

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 6 років тому

      They have no soul

  • @RighteousDareBear
    @RighteousDareBear 7 років тому

    "im callin the cops." i fucking died 😂😂😂

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice 4 роки тому +5

    “ _Now_ there’s a dinosaur at the party”

  • @dylanstumbaugh356
    @dylanstumbaugh356 5 років тому

    How the hell did I not see the alligator pun coming.. lmao. That was great

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 5 років тому +2

    That was a funny story!! I almost have the same story but it was a Rottweiler and an ear. LOL!

  • @mirabeauhaute881
    @mirabeauhaute881 7 років тому +144

    The real joke is that Maryland hasn't changed a bit.

  • @rossiwilson9053
    @rossiwilson9053 3 роки тому

    “You’re being a great host” 😂

  • @franklinprichard9151
    @franklinprichard9151 8 років тому +6

    Sickle Cell keepin it high and tight.

  • @Dirtyjoe_13
    @Dirtyjoe_13 Рік тому

    This will always be one of my favorite comedy stories

  • @sslattynugzz7231
    @sslattynugzz7231 3 роки тому

    Nah this was dope hella smooth 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

  • @phrankie_lewpehz
    @phrankie_lewpehz 5 років тому +1

    Ever since I saw this, I've been looking to bug dudes with alligator scars on their face so I can say "Sparks is that you"

  • @RickGladwin
    @RickGladwin 5 років тому +24

    This one was a slow burn but still enjoyable. Dude’s a good storyteller.

  • @John-fc8ti
    @John-fc8ti 8 років тому +56

    Ayye represent Maryland! I need to find more of this guy's material

    • @odin1311
      @odin1311 6 років тому

      John Aquino liking someone because of where theyre from..... AND its Maryland?

    • @deftone4656
      @deftone4656 6 років тому +2

      Check out his podcast. The crabfeast. It’s the shit

    • @YayoSosa_187
      @YayoSosa_187 6 років тому +1

      DMV4LIFE

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is hilarious. "Cocaine....cocaine......"

  • @dylanhester4194
    @dylanhester4194 4 роки тому

    You had me at cocaine alligator.

  • @bfgivmfith
    @bfgivmfith Місяць тому

    Should have stayed for act two with the cops! LOL!

  • @piglette0928
    @piglette0928 6 років тому +7

    As a nyc city girl... this guy is soooo adorable and love his accent

  • @MonoKrohm_2020
    @MonoKrohm_2020 6 років тому +1

    Great delivery. Actually triggered my asmr a few times 😂😂😂

  • @danieldeleon8001
    @danieldeleon8001 5 років тому

    Hit em with the see ya later alligator 😂🤣

  • @angelwild9145
    @angelwild9145 5 років тому +3

    Very well told! Wild! 😂👍🏻

  • @KakarotC
    @KakarotC 6 років тому

    “See ya later alligator” fucking ruined me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @giovanguida4874
    @giovanguida4874 3 роки тому +7

    The funniest part is hearing him try to laugh like a normal person

    • @drphalanges1520
      @drphalanges1520 3 роки тому +1

      He's trying to stifle that Muppet laugh. I think it makes him funnier.

  • @lalalalala2958
    @lalalalala2958 5 років тому +3

    Beautiful. Great story, well paced and a simple yet cheeky punchline.

  • @chavamma
    @chavamma 8 років тому +18

    James Brown was 6'3" ON HIS MOMMAS SHOULDERS

  • @jaketheripper7385
    @jaketheripper7385 3 роки тому +1

    What's really funny is that I have a story exactly like this in almost every way, except the big dude's name was "Blue", not "Sparks".

  • @dobledekersoulwrekr
    @dobledekersoulwrekr 3 роки тому

    The evolution of Sicklers laugh is wild

  • @Bagelstorm
    @Bagelstorm 6 років тому

    "cya later alligator" LOLLL

  • @billix0
    @billix0 7 років тому +1

    "Not big like the rock, big like sloth from the Goonies"
    You mean John Matuszak? That guy was fucking gigantic.

  • @stevelane2459
    @stevelane2459 8 років тому +10

    HEY HEY PLAYAAAA!!!!

  • @ZackeryHurtz
    @ZackeryHurtz 5 місяців тому +1

    Him and Tom Segura have the same way of speaking. I’ve watched this a few times and it just hit me they sound the same when telling stories.

  • @danielpenrod5843
    @danielpenrod5843 8 років тому +17

    That's like a reptiles mega millions haha

  • @sorry8481
    @sorry8481 4 роки тому +2

    Can’t believe I’ve watched 47 of these

  • @niceguy4895
    @niceguy4895 3 роки тому

    This is the best story I've ever heard

  • @jimmijames6294
    @jimmijames6294 5 років тому +1

    I love all of these intros.

  • @karlkuhn8754
    @karlkuhn8754 8 років тому +7

    Of course Ryan got that juco reference in there
    FTCF
    5★

  • @MaynardOwns
    @MaynardOwns 6 років тому

    Best intro. Everyone with a smartphone ever.

  • @Manyuc
    @Manyuc 4 роки тому +2

    Hey mom, can we get Tom Segura on the way home?
    Mom: no son we have Tom Segura at home

  • @a.s.h.5774
    @a.s.h.5774 3 місяці тому

    Man he’s an amazing storyteller

  • @Planetless0
    @Planetless0 5 років тому

    that’s the first time i’ve ever laughed out loud at a punch line💀💀💀

  • @JJ-kn3vl
    @JJ-kn3vl 5 років тому

    One of the best stories.

  • @maliiiwa
    @maliiiwa 4 роки тому

    😂 great story telling.

  • @WorldsGreatestKilla
    @WorldsGreatestKilla 5 років тому +5

    I used to party in the artillery tunnels at fort mc henry.

  • @blairsmith3199
    @blairsmith3199 4 роки тому +6

    Ryan Sickler has one of the best laughs ever, hands down!

  • @nickmartinez5644
    @nickmartinez5644 4 роки тому

    This was the best this is not happening intro

  • @413benmc
    @413benmc 5 років тому +1

    i LOVE the intros.

  • @davidlee2424
    @davidlee2424 3 роки тому

    "That's like a reptile mega millions" 🤣🤣

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 5 років тому

    “This is what I’m talkin’ about..!”😁👍

  • @PTarahb
    @PTarahb 8 років тому +3

    Yet another great comic I learned about thanks to Ari.

  • @robertfan332
    @robertfan332 4 роки тому

    Bro took an alligator piece to the nugget and called the cops. Probably did a line of coke to freshen up before they got there.

  • @Mochab001
    @Mochab001 6 років тому

    Best part...."See Ya later ...Alligator!"

  • @mezcal_papi
    @mezcal_papi 3 роки тому

    Great story telling I can hear Ryan talk for days the dude is funny

  • @kleinwong_
    @kleinwong_ 3 роки тому

    Sickler is absolutely incredible

  • @elleford8725
    @elleford8725 5 років тому

    The cure for a cocaine nosebleed more cocaine 😂

  • @sethjoyner391
    @sethjoyner391 6 років тому

    My new favorite baltimore comedian

  • @kstamps410
    @kstamps410 3 роки тому

    "See you later alligator." Dude! No you didn't!

  • @jillianaraneo8958
    @jillianaraneo8958 5 років тому

    Brilliant piece

  • @faceface4171
    @faceface4171 4 роки тому

    Top 5 I’ve seen on this channel

  • @madgary5827
    @madgary5827 3 роки тому

    That was a great story and I like this video

  • @mikethom059
    @mikethom059 5 років тому +2

    I’m from Baltimore and crazy shit like this happens all the time at parties

  • @VanillaHorror
    @VanillaHorror 6 років тому

    Oh man this was a good one I like this guy's stage presence