Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up

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  • @Vberar
    @Vberar 5 років тому +1804

    my dog died in front of me , it was a sad shit :( , Jamie pull up a picture of a dead dog..

  • @TakeshixStudios
    @TakeshixStudios 7 років тому +4403

    "You ever had a friend try to insult you when girls were around" Yep

    • @ninjashit.415
      @ninjashit.415 7 років тому +136

      Snorlax lol poor little buddy snorlax

    • @ferndog681
      @ferndog681 7 років тому +146

      When they try to do that out them in their place in front of the girl

    • @CodysFavorites
      @CodysFavorites 7 років тому +96

      Snorlax wtf I saw your pic and thought I'd left this comment lol

    • @mrg2176
      @mrg2176 6 років тому +7

      MyNamesCody 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

    • @alrxallen3551
      @alrxallen3551 6 років тому +4

      MyNamesCody lmfao

  • @cameronmacdonald5768
    @cameronmacdonald5768 5 років тому +6927

    Joe ‘kills the vibe with a dead-dog story’ Rogan

    • @AM-kr1pc
      @AM-kr1pc 5 років тому +281

      Lmao right? It was all laughs and then suddenly :(

    • @zanderkrantz4780
      @zanderkrantz4780 5 років тому +148

      I don’t know if he absolutely killed the vibe it’s sad. But I think it’s great to here the back story of Joe Rogan. This is one of his more interesting videos in my opinion.

    • @Monsterwoah
      @Monsterwoah 5 років тому +54

      I was laughing

    • @jamesking2439
      @jamesking2439 5 років тому +43

      @@Monsterwoah Hence the name.

    • @bighecrc4life922
      @bighecrc4life922 5 років тому +80

      That dead dog segway came out of nowhere 😂😂 just like the car that killed his dog 😂😂😂

  • @paperplate228
    @paperplate228 5 років тому +4685

    “My FIRST domestic abuse charge”

    • @Poopmyjorts
      @Poopmyjorts 5 років тому +119

      4Globe4 it’s implying that he has had more after

    • @Matt70
      @Matt70 5 років тому +16

      4:38

    • @dreww8941
      @dreww8941 5 років тому +73

      Probably a joke.. hopefully lol

    • @captainredclaw5864
      @captainredclaw5864 5 років тому +27

      I punched a girl a couple times when i was a kid when ever she mouthed off she would get a punch. Never saw it comeing

    • @Phenom98
      @Phenom98 5 років тому +4

      @@4globe415 That's okay. Some people are just 'special'!

  • @lanadelrey8547
    @lanadelrey8547 5 років тому +348

    Most people on Friday nights: *chill out with friends, have dinner, see a movie, ect*
    Me on Friday night: *binge watching joe Rogan clips*

    • @SurajSharma-qp5oj
      @SurajSharma-qp5oj 5 років тому +1

      I'm here

    • @yoda5436
      @yoda5436 4 роки тому

      No everyone’s bingeing joe rogan

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan 4 роки тому +1

      literally what I am doing right now

    • @zerotwo7197
      @zerotwo7197 3 роки тому +1

      All day

    • @LuisRamos-gh6nj
      @LuisRamos-gh6nj 3 роки тому +4

      Only on fridays ? I binge watch every day lol this is like my tv show

  • @chrisvaldez952
    @chrisvaldez952 6 років тому +4060

    Plot twist: that girl landed those punches effortlessly on Joe, consequently sending him down a lifelong path of martial arts

  • @walkingw3348
    @walkingw3348 6 років тому +3142

    This went down a pretty depressing path

    • @jacobg2296
      @jacobg2296 6 років тому +15

      WalkingW Joe would shit his pants if I ever brought him ice fishing up where I live in Canada

    • @joemomma2629
      @joemomma2629 6 років тому +1

      Ikr lol

    • @Jambalayaorb
      @Jambalayaorb 6 років тому +43

      Jesus Christ. This went from 0-100 real quick. I wanted to die more than usual at the end

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 6 років тому +27

      That dog story made me sad..

    • @rickythompson1402
      @rickythompson1402 6 років тому

      @@jacobg2296 just curious where in canada

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 7 років тому +525

    Hard to find words to say how much I liked listening to this. It was relevant, fascinating, revealing, funny and sad.

    • @jungleninja8415
      @jungleninja8415 7 років тому +7

      Peter McGill how the fuck is it relevant punching women , bullying gay black kid , dog dieing , nice to know you can relate , let me guess your bald also ?

    • @japonicaren
      @japonicaren 6 років тому +15

      +Jungle Ninja
      Snowflake detected.
      Oh wait this comment was 6 months ago. Winter...

    • @PeerlessYT
      @PeerlessYT 6 років тому +1

      @@jungleninja8415 hahahaha you sound upset.... did something he say strike a nerve?

    • @heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376
      @heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376 5 років тому

      @@jungleninja8415 gaaaaaaaaayyyyy

    • @walterkempbruce4907
      @walterkempbruce4907 5 років тому

      Peter McGill has to work on a big screen with my flat on amazon for my new year on the way I am on the way home now I have ended the night I gotta I like it and it’s so so awesome to play and to have come here to the chat I gotta I love the new update I have no problems at this game and I’m sorry it took about it and then the other game was so so fun to do with the new year so I’ll be happy for it thanks to the game I love you guys please come here I hope I have to get to my work tomorrow I love the new way and to have fun I gotta was like I was like yeah you got it I just wanted it but I’m sorry but I’ll have come over here to you and you have come over here for tomorrow I love to come over tomorrow to get my car done I gotta is my time I’m sorry but it’s so much better to do you wanna is your time for dinner tomorrow I love to come

  • @TJDOW
    @TJDOW 5 років тому +3674

    "Joe Rogan tells funny stories from growing up"
    *includes clip of joe talking about his dog getting hit by a car and dying on the spot after he carried it back into the house and shit itself in the kitchen*
    Perfect, exactly what i was looking for.

    • @ruchban
      @ruchban 5 років тому +2

      Moping Korea also l

    • @bynx3959
      @bynx3959 4 роки тому +46

      That's actually really funny

    • @medic4838
      @medic4838 4 роки тому +39

      @@bynx3959 You have a very dangerous sense of humour

    • @bynx3959
      @bynx3959 4 роки тому +19

      Medic nah just funny

    • @medic4838
      @medic4838 4 роки тому +22

      @@bynx3959 in no way was it funny. Nobody else found it funny. Which is why I said if you found it funny then you have a dangerous sense of humour.

  • @maximumenergy5925
    @maximumenergy5925 5 років тому +638

    The Nair was on his head for way to long

    • @oyvind-8557
      @oyvind-8557 5 років тому +2

      Hahahahhahahahhahah!

    • @ronaldoh80
      @ronaldoh80 4 роки тому

      Maximum Energy some say he still has some on

    • @jaredb6418
      @jaredb6418 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @_Hanus_
      @_Hanus_ 4 роки тому

      Lice has to build a bridge to relocate to the other side.

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 3 роки тому

      They got him fucked up 😅😂😅😂

  • @rolln8ths
    @rolln8ths 6 років тому +876

    “Tell me about her childhood” lmfao

  • @mcgamer120games7
    @mcgamer120games7 4 роки тому +681

    Greg: I accidentally beat up a girl who had a crush on me
    Joe: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +2

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mcha

    • @reptilian132
      @reptilian132 3 роки тому

      same not that i did that but the looling

  • @trondtetland1968
    @trondtetland1968 6 років тому +448

    so he just wanted to fight all the time, like one time my dog got hit by a car one time. It was really sad.

  • @TMDubb
    @TMDubb 10 місяців тому +3

    I wish Joe still communicated like this

  • @kobalt77
    @kobalt77 9 місяців тому +2

    Seriously, this is one of the best JRE clips ever. What amazing insights into both these guys lives and the era they grew up in. Joe was always smart, but just found the direction until much later . Jeez man, this is powerful stuff. Thank you .

  • @MrJacksonspencer
    @MrJacksonspencer 6 років тому +476

    “Big plump Italian, that was my type”

  • @conspiraciesarejustgreatst2059
    @conspiraciesarejustgreatst2059 7 років тому +1070

    "I knocked her around a little" best quote ever

    • @sidneyshaw1608
      @sidneyshaw1608 6 років тому +29

      LOL i'm glad someone else thought that was as funny as I did... I thought i was howling like a maniac over something mundane and stupid

    • @scumbagNATE
      @scumbagNATE 5 років тому +3

      conspiracies are just great stories I lost my shit too, you could tell he was kinda proud about it.

    • @theo.g779
      @theo.g779 5 років тому

      What does he mean by that ?

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 5 років тому +3

      That had me in tears

    • @squatcurldeadlift7346
      @squatcurldeadlift7346 3 роки тому +3

      @@theo.g779 that he punched her just a lil bit lol

  • @jacobo9815
    @jacobo9815 6 років тому +170

    i love how joe is always genuinely interested in what the guest is saying

  • @yourstepdadism
    @yourstepdadism 3 роки тому +116

    Joe: So you beat her ass and she liked you more?
    Greg: “Tell me about her fucking childhood”

  • @coldmoonlight6361
    @coldmoonlight6361 4 роки тому +222

    21:20 - 21:30
    Joe, please don't ever make those sounds ever on another podcast ever again please ever.

    • @twrx-vq1iv
      @twrx-vq1iv 4 роки тому +55

      This shit had me fucking dead bro. Ooooohhh, ahhhhhh, *sharply inhaling*

    • @kadenromig8374
      @kadenromig8374 4 роки тому +41

      Yeah bc that dudes talking about children lmao

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl 4 роки тому +14

      That's when Chris Hansen would usually walk in...lol

    • @moretrash4you
      @moretrash4you 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah that was fuckin creepy

    • @adamhensley6850
      @adamhensley6850 4 роки тому +2

      Finally I was trying to find this

  • @nunyabizness9885
    @nunyabizness9885 7 років тому +1152

    The dog story hit me right in the feels

  • @NotebookLives
    @NotebookLives 6 років тому +104

    This mood of this video switched up so randomly, lmao.

  • @tonymohan4558
    @tonymohan4558 3 роки тому +18

    Mate, I'm an English dude & I love your shit. Listening to this pod cast reminded me of things I had forgotten about my childhood years ago... you forget all the pressure & stress you felt when you get old but got to be honest, hearing you two talk made me remember & put a massive smile on my face. It's important & massively helpful for young people to hear this kinda thing, especially in the times we live in now, we're all going to fuck up, we all have no idea where we will end up but shit will work out in the end one way or another & one day, like you guys, we will look back & laugh. It's an important message mate believe me, kids need to hear this honest talk, I wish I had years ago. Keep up the good work mate, it's priceless 😉

  • @chasewilliams3128
    @chasewilliams3128 5 років тому +542

    13:05 think about the butterfly effect. If Hitler wasn’t bored one day and came up with the design of the Volkswagen Bug. Joe’s dog would of never died

    • @quotenspartaner149
      @quotenspartaner149 5 років тому +4

      What are you talking about lol

    • @ChasingInfinite
      @ChasingInfinite 5 років тому +17

      Quotenspartaner he’s right tho. Go to google.com and look up ‘Volkswagen founder’

    • @quotenspartaner149
      @quotenspartaner149 5 років тому +47

      @@ChasingInfinite i know the nazis founded VW. But Hitler didnt come up with the design for the bug which is what the dude said.

    • @ChasingInfinite
      @ChasingInfinite 5 років тому +6

      Quotenspartaner didn’t come up with it, but super duper pushed and loved it.

    • @chasewilliams3128
      @chasewilliams3128 5 років тому +37

      Okay fine “commissioned” lmao who gives a fuck y’all get the point

  • @coleschimmoller2629
    @coleschimmoller2629 5 років тому +1752

    This guy was drinking 6 packs in seventh grade

  • @bool2max
    @bool2max 6 років тому +173

    4:45 "yeah, my first domestic abuse charge"
    He said that very casually, like it was the first of the many to come lol

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 4 роки тому +11

      A bit of dark humor, which I enjoy :)

    • @leiasart4610
      @leiasart4610 3 роки тому +1

      Clearly a joke

  • @Hawkotelli
    @Hawkotelli 7 років тому +728

    came here to laugh, not to get hit by a feels train

  • @shawnmcquate4178
    @shawnmcquate4178 7 років тому +7692

    This is how life should be, just too bald guys in a room talking.

    • @alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe
      @alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe 7 років тому +326

      ....two

    • @Goltsbergthe2
      @Goltsbergthe2 7 років тому +126

      alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe no. Too.

    • @fuckeththou8925
      @fuckeththou8925 7 років тому +90

      Alien Intention what the fuck are toy here for then? Just to be a douchebag? Fuckin loser.

    • @scottc3549
      @scottc3549 7 років тому +98

      damn you must have loads of friends

    • @IntermittentStabbing
      @IntermittentStabbing 7 років тому +50

      Someone hasn't been sucked off in a while. Prolly got all types of leaky foreskin action.

  • @DiamondTurtle
    @DiamondTurtle 4 роки тому +11

    Those dog stories broke my heart for Joe. From the way he spoke about it, you can tell that experience marked him. You could see it in his eyes that it still hurt to talk about it. Poor Joe, I pray you and your fur-buddies are reunited at the Pearly Gates. 😭

  • @millyoperan9897
    @millyoperan9897 5 років тому +76

    This has gotta be the funniest Joe Rogan podcast ever, tears were literally coming down my eyes because of laughter when I first watched this😂😂😭

  • @Cam-Robinson
    @Cam-Robinson 6 років тому +83

    Listening to Joe talk about his dog die sounds like him telling a story from “back in Nam”

  • @80brax04
    @80brax04 6 років тому +374

    In Jr high I had a "mentally challenged" girl chase me around the cafeteria trying to stab me with a fork because I wouldn't give her my cookie. She got really close to stabbing me a couple times,she was pretty quick physically... just not mentally.

    • @Scorpiobw
      @Scorpiobw 5 років тому +19

      I have a Mentally Handicapped brother so I can laugh at this .. LOL 😂😂

    • @clickbait5714
      @clickbait5714 5 років тому +66

      @@Scorpiobw I am mentally handicapped so I laugh at everything.

    • @frankwoods9680
      @frankwoods9680 5 років тому +63

      I am not mentally handicapped, I have no mentally handicapped friends/family, I can laugh at this.
      That shits funny

    • @YDfC21
      @YDfC21 5 років тому

      Same thing happend at my he high school to a kid luckily only plastic fork for him

    • @diegoledezma4045
      @diegoledezma4045 5 років тому +4

      Kid tried to stab me wit a pencil but I blocked it

  • @RiggyRonnie
    @RiggyRonnie 6 років тому +141

    Wrestling screwed up my grades for sure. At least I made it to state. I also did football and track. That's NOTHING compared to wrestling. Nothing is as mentally draining as wrestling in high school.

    • @dallasmcnally8913
      @dallasmcnally8913 5 років тому +3

      The Puppet Of Everything what state

    • @noahmatthew6658
      @noahmatthew6658 5 років тому +2

      True

    • @incognitox9551
      @incognitox9551 5 років тому +3

      @@dallasmcnally8913 i think he meant 'state college'

    • @nmac1563
      @nmac1563 4 роки тому +3

      Have to agree, even in middle school it drained me.

    • @kamdencosgrove3598
      @kamdencosgrove3598 4 роки тому +1

      Knock Knock Who's there ? He meant the state wrestling tournament. He was top 16 in his state for his weight class

  • @squidgarage8872
    @squidgarage8872 5 років тому +16

    Wrestling is a very underrated sport for how hard the practice is for sure.

  • @colindalangin2925
    @colindalangin2925 4 роки тому +45

    7:10 dude I wrestled for 4 years in high school and those wrestling was and is still one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and it gave the discipline I needed to succeed in life

    • @podcastftw3332
      @podcastftw3332 4 роки тому +5

      Colin Dalangin I used to think it was gay before I did it, I did it my sophomore and junior year in HS best decision ever I loved that shit man. Changed my life.

    • @joshiepoo2399
      @joshiepoo2399 3 роки тому

      @Noodle Judas 😱

    • @flagsabbath6483
      @flagsabbath6483 2 роки тому

      You’re not fucking lying! Wrestling helped with discipline so much!

  • @Justin.JM.McNeil
    @Justin.JM.McNeil 6 років тому +226

    _"Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up"_ cut to 12:21

    • @Ryguey
      @Ryguey 5 років тому +3

      Justin McNeil that’s fucked 😅

    • @ThePie45dude
      @ThePie45dude 5 років тому +8

      I laughed because of the contrast

  • @majestic7s711
    @majestic7s711 7 років тому +114

    MY best friend was kinda goofy but fucking hillarious to me. Its why I loved him he was a goofball but very smart. Everybody else thought he was an easy target and would pick on him. So...I asked him one day..."why dont you stand up for yourself...why take so much shit?" He looked at me with this weird dead look in his eye...."I only fight for real" Couple months later we're at a house party and somebody starts in on him and makes the mistake of pushing him....Joey knocks him out stone cold standing up like a two by four and he falls back and cracks his head on the coffee table. Everybody runs outside before the cops get there...Joey "Hey dude, lets go smoke a bowl." hahahahahahhaha you never know.

    • @Theanimatedcow
      @Theanimatedcow 7 років тому +6

      that's so badass.

    • @radfordpilgrim4393
      @radfordpilgrim4393 7 років тому

      That is a story my friend

    • @jonathandelacruz8844
      @jonathandelacruz8844 7 років тому

      Im the same lol I've been training muay thai and boxing and wrestling since i was a kid but all i ever do is play around with everyone even people who try to talk shit and i get asked the same exact question why i don't ever fight back

    • @youngkneverbrokeagain3143
      @youngkneverbrokeagain3143 6 років тому +1

      That happened

    • @wolfrayne8355
      @wolfrayne8355 6 років тому

      rock tumbler yeah that sounds like me. I would take all kinds of shit because none of it mattered. If it was a real threat or someone else was in danger that was different. That's where people got knocked out. I wouldn't waste time. Just shove them off, throw them down, punch them, and walk away. No one ever questioned me after that.

  • @fmorrison999
    @fmorrison999 7 років тому +2179

    joe rogans dog dying is not a funny story if im being honest

    • @mellowhype5033
      @mellowhype5033 7 років тому +28

      Fraser Morrison that wasn't the story. Although It was sad context to put the story about his friend in order, to let us know he used to fight for anything as joe put.

    • @ExoticGamingGB
      @ExoticGamingGB 7 років тому +60

      youve never had a dog then man shit was sad

    • @markeskenazi9376
      @markeskenazi9376 7 років тому +6

      that shit really had me on the verge of crying

    • @PunjabiProductions22
      @PunjabiProductions22 6 років тому +1

      Yeah

    • @fkninmatt
      @fkninmatt 6 років тому

      no ones

  • @stoneyardband
    @stoneyardband 5 років тому +137

    Greg “lil plump Italian” Fitzsimmons

    • @jacemiddleton3053
      @jacemiddleton3053 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 that's my type, that's my type. Thick plumb girls that's my type

    • @LegKickLiamMMA
      @LegKickLiamMMA 3 роки тому +1

      I think you meant Lil Pump

    • @mattmroz2182
      @mattmroz2182 3 роки тому

      @@LegKickLiamMMA Nah he's right. Did you even watch the video?

    • @LegKickLiamMMA
      @LegKickLiamMMA 3 роки тому

      @@mattmroz2182 It was a joke

  • @bustedlipproductions7033
    @bustedlipproductions7033 3 роки тому +5

    hearing joe talk about his childhood and his struggles in school is so comforting

  • @donjon4335
    @donjon4335 7 років тому +46

    Jesus, the dog story just hit us out of nowhere. Fucked me up. I didn't know how to react.

  • @stealthninja63
    @stealthninja63 6 років тому +358

    Joe “I think at the time he was two years younger than me” Rogan

    • @rnsteve2265
      @rnsteve2265 5 років тому +3

      2 yrs older.

    • @RogerThatSon
      @RogerThatSon 4 роки тому +12

      @I Am The One Who Knocks not only you're a loser, but you're also a loser

    • @jakesmith169
      @jakesmith169 4 роки тому +10

      “At the time” 💀💀

    • @chilliboy99
      @chilliboy99 3 роки тому

      Looooool

  • @dong7474
    @dong7474 4 роки тому +151

    "Joe rogan tells funny stories from growing up"
    *joe starts talking about dog that got hit by a car*

  • @vexxer671
    @vexxer671 5 років тому +109

    I listened to this with a headache and it instantly got worse

    • @Pancakelover34621
      @Pancakelover34621 5 років тому +1

      Why though

    • @RMichaelHimself
      @RMichaelHimself 4 роки тому +2

      Lmfao yeah like why. That’s like saying “my feet were hurting, so I started doing jumping jacks and it instantly got worse”. Like yeah no shi

    • @vexxer671
      @vexxer671 4 роки тому +2

      @@RMichaelHimself I watch Joe rogan to go to sleep

  • @sleepingforest8214
    @sleepingforest8214 3 роки тому +5

    That professor is Epic! He left an impact on Joe to this day. A good Professor and teacher also teaches life lessons and values about life to make you a better person not just stuff in books.

  • @jaiii8
    @jaiii8 7 років тому +80

    Fuck me, Joe LITERALLY just described my current situation, when he was talking about how he was after high school. Fuck

    • @4thcolour288
      @4thcolour288 7 років тому +17

      John Bae I'm in the exact same position man. Currently in that "year off". I want to go to uni next year but I don't have a purpose or direction... I just don't want to be a loser.

    • @nb7216
      @nb7216 7 років тому

      Kemosabe ! Same exact thing

    • @Liam-eh2wp
      @Liam-eh2wp 7 років тому +1

      John Bae I'm the same but I have a direction I wanna be a pro wrestler but that's all I do atm no job but starting college soon

    • @Eastsidebridge
      @Eastsidebridge 7 років тому +1

      John Bae when he mentioned how having no direction then going to school and having to follow directions was difficult to adjust to makes sense and is great self awareness.

    • @indisbit9368
      @indisbit9368 7 років тому

      John Bae same here too. I don't have any direction right now and I'm a year after high school. All I know is I'm an artist but I don't even know if I want to peruse art or give in and live the 9-5 goose chase

  • @jd-zu5ok
    @jd-zu5ok 7 років тому +63

    Way to bring us down with that story. Went from laughter to tears lol

  • @chrisvaldez952
    @chrisvaldez952 6 років тому +35

    Joe “whisper* she never shits in the house” Rogan

  • @ANGELCITY323
    @ANGELCITY323 5 років тому +97

    Greg “Equal Rights and Lefts” Fitzsimmons

    • @katkat2655
      @katkat2655 4 роки тому +1

      D McStabovich Equal rights equal fights

  • @chhrisis
    @chhrisis 4 роки тому +13

    That confusion and fear of what’s gonna happen after high school is me right now

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 4 роки тому +6

      Ay man take it from a 30 yr old who has no fuckin idea what he wants to do in his life. Don't stress it too much enjoy it. I'm a long haul trucker currently. That Job is always available no education needed and make like 50-70k a year. You always got that as a back up until you find something you love lol. If you not about that college life don't go and rack up debt go to a trade school instead.

  • @bobjoe930
    @bobjoe930 6 років тому +6

    Man I work nights, and I can literally go from start to finish on my 12hr shifts just listening to Joe talk with guest about anything. Such a funny and educated perspective on everything. And when things get serious like in this video his perspective is so real and enlightening no, it happens for a reason bullshit no dog heaven or gods plan 😂

  • @OgreDLink
    @OgreDLink 5 років тому +7

    made me remember my cat, had her for like 5 years. she had eaten rat poison, that the landlord had failed to mention was under the house, and got really sick. i tried for a couple weeks to get her better but on valentines day in 7th grade she choked on the medicine and died in my arms. it was hard but i think she did it to herself looking back. i still love that cat.

    • @mikeya3143
      @mikeya3143 2 роки тому

      Dang I wasn’t hoping to read this today but my condolence

    • @marions.120
      @marions.120 Рік тому

      So so sorry…

  • @kenabraggs6980
    @kenabraggs6980 6 років тому +27

    10:40 "it could have been an AIDSy punch" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @cornpopwasabaddude69
    @cornpopwasabaddude69 5 років тому +3

    I just recently lost my boxer to a brain bleed, he died in my arms too. I just cried a little writing this actually. Wonderful beautiful creatures.

    • @pat7917
      @pat7917 4 роки тому

      BetaCuck4Lyfe sorry for your loss.

  • @jodysin7
    @jodysin7 Рік тому +2

    Joes retrospect on high school for men is spot on. We need better role models and to aim high. Look where he is now.

  • @eongaming7559
    @eongaming7559 5 років тому +28

    "Tell me about her childhood" *LMAOOOO*

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 2 роки тому +3

    Despite going to high school in the early-mid 2010s, I can still relate to a lot of what they’re talking about in this. I had a hell of a lot of fun in HS and I don’t regret it one bit.

  • @zlatyan
    @zlatyan 5 років тому +5

    Joe really did a good job at explaining the influence of school and the whole boring routine of the young ones.

  • @ludvigekstrand6854
    @ludvigekstrand6854 4 роки тому +3

    Joe has an incredible ability to drive any conversation. It’s fucking awesome!

  • @CalRenaud19
    @CalRenaud19 4 роки тому +48

    Joe “how many times you hit her” Rogan

  • @1337Se7eN7
    @1337Se7eN7 6 років тому +161

    I don't think the punched girl was "damaged"; she probably understood he wouldn't have hit a girl knowingly. It doesn't take a genius.

    • @stonechaisson5102
      @stonechaisson5102 6 років тому +16

      fiske notice the words “probably” and “think”. He was saying if she was a normal person with a brain, she would know.

    • @Hal0Sux
      @Hal0Sux 5 років тому +12

      she sprayed fucking shaving cream in his eyes & tried to run away, what was she expecting anyway

    • @drakeweddner
      @drakeweddner 5 років тому

      @I Am The One Who Knocks yup

  • @meestermeesterhastings.3159
    @meestermeesterhastings.3159 7 років тому +132

    Animals and humans empty their bowels at death.

    • @Vu621
      @Vu621 6 років тому +5

      That's like saying bugs and ants or mammals and dogs or snakes and reptiles. Humans are animals.

    • @Vu621
      @Vu621 6 років тому +2

      @KawasakiRider - no no no no... I dont die like that.. cause i dont wear clothes so it would just be shit and piss on the floor. Unless I'm in a pool or on a roller coaster. Then it wouldn't be the floor. But what if I die like Elvis Presley on the toilet? I dont think everyone dies the same exact way but for the most part ya.

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 6 років тому +3

      @@Vu621
      Humans are animals though

    • @ashleyashleym2969
      @ashleyashleym2969 6 років тому +3

      Hence why he said looking back on it he knew she was dead but at the time he still thought she was alive.......

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 6 років тому +2

      @@Thebossstage1 that is exactly what he said yes

  • @iveezy
    @iveezy 5 років тому +25

    Joe '"yeah it was a weird thing man" Rogan

  • @Biolo-G_KJ
    @Biolo-G_KJ 5 років тому +40

    Joe: I just can't listen.
    Also Joe: let's start a podcast where my job is to listen.

    • @jakesmith169
      @jakesmith169 4 роки тому +1

      Kas J he meant listen to instruction

    • @Avgslaveworker
      @Avgslaveworker 3 роки тому

      What? Y’all need to grow up with the lame jokes. Not even attempting to be funny.

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn 2 роки тому +4

    I have loved Greg for so many years, now that I’ve heard that story, I love him even more!! You can just see the embarrassment on his face even after all these years. 😂😂😂

  • @Kilomanjarrow27
    @Kilomanjarrow27 7 років тому +865

    not gonna lie when they got in depth at the end about the young girls, it was creepy af lol

    • @MMA_Ruskie
      @MMA_Ruskie 6 років тому +133

      Pete D ikr the way joe was groaning was fucking weeeirs

    • @zulain6213
      @zulain6213 6 років тому +6

      i was about to say that

    • @NiciO.G
      @NiciO.G 6 років тому +6

      I think it’s funny

    • @dperry203
      @dperry203 6 років тому +19

      Trollamollex I think there is nothing abnormal about it biologically. Current age of adult laws are so society functions efficiently based on what society needs. We place a huge importance on education, especially since WW1 and WW2 but pretty much since the industrial revolution. So we feel strongly about an age that has most kids out of school. That hasn’t always been the case. Before education was so important and there were so many options in life for woman. It was common to marry your daughter off early since she could only be a house wife anyway and matching her with a hard working or successful husband was way more important than waiting a few years for no reason. Legal age today is a society learn restriction not a moral or biological one. However just because it is a social construct doesn’t mean it isn’t an important one. One I can see change in the future maybe an older age as education becomes more important or lowering as kids are becoming smarter faster with technology.
      But the real moral and biological age limit is puberty! That’s the line that you cross from being just being a crime to being a sicko! Society can use puberty like it often did before because civilization would never be as productive as it is today. We would have people dropping out of 6th grade to start families. That was fine when society was an agricultural society. But the world is to demanding to have that going on at a high rate today!

    • @YakuiMeido
      @YakuiMeido 6 років тому +29

      Nice PLUMP italian GIRL.

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 5 років тому +24

    It's hilarious how much Joe wants to hit home that Mark is an animal

  • @davidlucht4579
    @davidlucht4579 5 років тому +247

    Mugsy Malone has to be the fakest name in a story I’ve ever heard lmfao

    • @McaCasey
      @McaCasey 4 роки тому +40

      Matthew Malone oh shit it’s the real Mugsy

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan 4 роки тому +8

      @@matthewmalone2076 Oh fuck!

    • @tobiaslidstromstre2392
      @tobiaslidstromstre2392 4 роки тому +15

      Matthew Malone impossible..

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 4 роки тому +11

      @@matthewmalone2076 , we're not worthy!

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 4 роки тому +2

      And Joey Diaz's Pistol Pete

  • @SFGMOB
    @SFGMOB 4 роки тому +3

    You talking about your youth is exactly what I’m going through right now with the fear of the future. Made me feel better about it but wtf do I do 😂

  • @lifeofmysterygirl9240
    @lifeofmysterygirl9240 5 років тому +2

    When he said his dog died.... it tugged on my heart strings

  • @dannman420
    @dannman420 7 років тому +66

    best podcaster

    • @gr33n3ggs4
      @gr33n3ggs4 6 років тому +1

      Daniel Majerly
      You mean there is other podcasts out there??

  • @Turk_2023
    @Turk_2023 7 років тому +59

    When I was a kid I was bitten by a dog, almost lost an eye, so I had a fear of dogs, still do...Several years later, I was in 6th grade i guess, My neighbor owned a duplex, rented half to the band Days of the New, it was all 4 members before they had even recorded their 1st album, no one knew they would become anything at this point, they were still high school aged...The duplex owner had this dog, 1st dog I had ever become close with and was not afraid...
    1 day 1 of the guys from the band left the crappy gate unlatched by accident, the dog got out, was hit down the street. Died instantly....Tore up the dude who did it, they were all really nice guys, the owner and his son younger than me were pretty tore up too.
    But that dog got me over my irrational fear of dogs, before that I would freeze up if 1 got near me.

    • @jeffnelson1186
      @jeffnelson1186 7 років тому

      Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club I got but when I was three and almost lost an eye to. Did not develop a fear though.

    • @bearythebear69
      @bearythebear69 7 років тому

      Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club when I was five I was walking to the store to get candy and I got chased by a pack of dogs I still don't know how I even got away I flew I ran so fast my shoes broke and fell off and when I got to my grandma's house I kept running a few circles around her house 😂

    • @bubbapacha7672
      @bubbapacha7672 6 років тому

      @StripperTipper-405 seriously??? Labradors are so sweet and loyal

    • @T-P.
      @T-P. 5 років тому

      People who don’t assume that animals will always act rationally and rational not pathetic

    • @huntr1998
      @huntr1998 5 років тому

      @StripperTipper-405 My domestic pet would eat your fuckin face. xD

  • @badaxtion1878
    @badaxtion1878 6 років тому +44

    "Tell me about her childhood" 😹😹😹😹😹

  • @kristileigh9059
    @kristileigh9059 5 років тому +9

    I haven’t heard “latch key kid” in so long.

  • @quickrelaxation535
    @quickrelaxation535 2 роки тому

    OMG the story of his dog dying almost made me cry!!! I have two poodles and I know I will mourn when they pass…. I don’t even want to think about it.

  • @slikrick5857
    @slikrick5857 7 років тому +32

    Greg Fitzsimmons is really interesting for some reason. I never gave him the time of day before this but something about him catches my intrigue

  • @SonnyGambino69
    @SonnyGambino69 7 років тому +184

    My dad's name is Kenny and he has a Tasmanian devil with boxing gloves tattoo.....Coincidence ??? lol

    • @SonnyGambino69
      @SonnyGambino69 7 років тому +48

      WoesOfTheWest He's kind of an asshole lol but I grew up hearing stories of him going out and fighting random people for fun and it was pretty entertaining to listen to.

    • @gunterstunter
      @gunterstunter 6 років тому +22

      Did you ask him if he grew up with Rogan?

    • @paulgumbo5694
      @paulgumbo5694 6 років тому +69

      I call bs lol

    • @ramonbravo5957
      @ramonbravo5957 6 років тому +39

      Yo we need an update bruh😂

    • @raman9532
      @raman9532 6 років тому +14

      Maybe he knows rogan

  • @kezzakilla7171
    @kezzakilla7171 7 років тому +499

    I became a man when grandpa took me into the closet and whispered in my ear "you're a big boy now"

  • @deanwallace8120
    @deanwallace8120 3 роки тому +1

    My Mom Passed steering in my Eyes 👀!! Love you Mom forever Beautiful Mom!!

  • @loppuunpalanutdena
    @loppuunpalanutdena Місяць тому +1

    Damn, these old Rogan clips are good shit

  • @oscarpicon7164
    @oscarpicon7164 5 років тому +23

    Joe “Mugsy Malone” Rogan

  • @Blunt_Man
    @Blunt_Man 7 років тому +20

    This is giving me flashbacks of hanging out downtown at like 15-16 with friends, chilling with people like twice my age, smoking weed everyday, getting drunk, getting into fights all the time, tripping on acid for the first time, doing coke for the first time, losing my virginity, shooting morphine for the first time, running from cops and escaping, getting arrested, watching friends get arrested, going to juvenile detention, etc. Those years are some of the best and worst memories of my life! I seriously want to turn that time into a movie, it would be like the film "Kids" only based in like 2006-2007...

    • @codyknarich3949
      @codyknarich3949 6 років тому +3

      Steve Jackson acid, coke, morphine, DAAMN BRO hahaha🤣

    • @japonicaren
      @japonicaren 6 років тому +9

      Judging by the sequence of events I'm pretty sure the morphine was for his torn hymen.

    • @assholedestroyer4207
      @assholedestroyer4207 6 років тому

      It’s so much fun tho

    • @xbex4095
      @xbex4095 6 років тому

      Doing meth for the first time

    • @xbex4095
      @xbex4095 6 років тому

      @@japonicaren DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMN FLAME HIM NIGGA AHHHHHHHH

  • @jerseysilva2036
    @jerseysilva2036 7 років тому +10

    Greg just described himself as Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's.

  • @mattfuller3172
    @mattfuller3172 5 років тому +2

    “Good Shit Man”.... These Two Never Fail In Amazement & Great Stories!!!

  • @aaronrebello4514
    @aaronrebello4514 3 роки тому

    "So I'm not stupid" xD The innocence with which he says it. Very Relatable

  • @_Travey
    @_Travey 7 років тому +37

    hey joe rogan went to the same college I went to! hahaha

  • @lolwhatidk
    @lolwhatidk 7 років тому +13

    funny stories except the one where the dog fucking dies

  • @guccilou814
    @guccilou814 5 років тому +17

    Joe “he smoked cigarettes during practice” Rogan

  • @garrisonsmith753
    @garrisonsmith753 3 роки тому

    I’m not necessarily a fan of Greg but he’s such a good listener and a great conversationalist. He really wants to learn more. I really respect that.

  • @RonnieG907
    @RonnieG907 4 роки тому +2

    Wrestling is no joke. Things we did in practice, made me who I am today. Not even kidding, wouldn’t be who I am today without being a wrestler.

  • @harpella
    @harpella 6 років тому +18

    Whooo the toes... very important! LOLOLOLOLOL x 1000000

  • @billmfclinton1538
    @billmfclinton1538 6 років тому +7

    he's literally the internet dad lmao

  • @philz7462
    @philz7462 5 років тому +5

    Pretty sure someone sprayed Nair on both their heads....lol
    Now that shit's funny!

    • @luism2924
      @luism2924 4 роки тому

      Phil Z 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EazyDuzIt187
    @EazyDuzIt187 3 роки тому +1

    When Greg says "And I knocked her around" was sooo good hahaha

  • @thumbdrum397
    @thumbdrum397 5 років тому +2

    The guy’s face the entire time telling the story! Amazing

  • @TrollJohnSmith
    @TrollJohnSmith 6 років тому +7

    It's true, about the toes.

  • @cameronfletcher1819
    @cameronfletcher1819 5 років тому +87

    Today’s kids won’t have stories like this when there older because they spend too much time on this app 😂

    • @dadumbfuck420
      @dadumbfuck420 5 років тому +2

      Exactly

    • @krispierson5210
      @krispierson5210 5 років тому +22

      Shut up boomer

    • @dadumbfuck420
      @dadumbfuck420 5 років тому +6

      Shut up youngin

    • @Phenom98
      @Phenom98 5 років тому +12

      @@krispierson5210 Im 21 but listen to this guy. It's true lol. For better or worse.

    • @Y-ō-kai
      @Y-ō-kai 5 років тому +5

      U know kid... in my early days I once saw a video (...)

  • @justinbell1769
    @justinbell1769 6 років тому +7

    Tarrytown !!a That's the town I grew up in! I used to skate there also!!

    • @helllow4237
      @helllow4237 5 років тому

      I grew up in White Plains. ✌🏻🇺🇸

    • @101edubzz
      @101edubzz 3 роки тому

      Elmsford here.

  • @fourleafcloveer5011
    @fourleafcloveer5011 3 роки тому

    Joe is wise. Talking about "What are you doing after highschool". That spoke to me. Hindsight is crazy looking back.

  • @gregfoster126
    @gregfoster126 5 років тому

    That first story was a roller-coaster