This man had a whole movie about playing himself thats the mindfuck of becoming John Malkovich this man knows how to play himself as an actor being an actor the mind Fuckery from this man is real
I own a bar where I was talking to some young kid to get off my furniture and he started to threaten to kick my ass in about 5 minutes into the conversation he called me old and then that's when I got pissed
You would think, but the young bucks aren't as skilled as the old dawgs. In defense of the first guy, he was in a moving helicopter, trying to hit a target from distance. He was off buy millimeters on the lady.
@Gray Jedi you can always use cannon fodder. however, you still need people who can do the job. for the right reasons. but at the end of the empire, the corruption is everywhere and the smart ones cash out and leave. you cant save idiots who wont save themselves. hey! look. free lottery tickets and beer.
@@napalmstickylikeglue I can't think of any other actor capable of delivering that line so well, he was perfect! Also, as soon as this discussion began, that was the line in my head!
This is so over the top, this entire movie. It's so unelegant, and yet I wouldn't be surprised if they had tremendous fun making it, and it has explosions left and right and a lot of killing and is very entertaining, if you that beforehand and are fond of all them old geezers!
Despite both his age and the long list of neurologial drugs that were pumped into him for year..... the man shot a .44 with one hand and no support and perfectly hit a rocket in the detonation cap. The skill is *BEYOND* legendary right there
The problem is that kinetic energy of the RPG is much muuuch higher than energy of the bullet, so the resulting "merge" from the explosion would definitely go in the direction of the RPG....
@@Edi_J The only thing the bullet did was detonate the RPG warhead. And it certainly wouldn’t explode that big. It’s a shaped charge and if anything it would blow up forward.
Clearly you never played the Quake, that invented that thing.... (Wolfenstein 3D and Doom did have rocket launchers but you couldn't aim vertically....). Seriously, people talking about HALO as it was the one that brought ideas is so old mistake....
@@CommunityGuidelinez You made strawman argument by claiming that I said "Quake desingers invented the rocket launcher". What I said as "Quake developers invented the rocket jump and idea "aim to the feets" because splash damage was possible because Quake was first game to offer vertical mouse aiming. Doom offered only horizontal mouse aiming and vertical was automatic, directly center of the enemy and not to its feets. HALO has not invented really anything gameplay wise.
@@TheFri13 Before you go typing more insults and essays, I don't care how much you hate Halo, and I definitely don't care where rocket launchers come from. Sorry my initial comment triggered you but hey, deal with it.
Oh I dunno. You ever seen a white phosphorus incendiary grenade go off? They're kinda bright and lots of little fireballs everywhere. That shit will burn down to the bone. Army field manual says to take your knife and use it to dig any chunks out as fast as you can. WP munitions for my .50BMG do the same thing, on a smaller scale.
This is the best darned action film ever! Saw it first on t.v. a couple of years ago. Since then have watched it multiple times.....it's funny; it's raw; it's scary; it has great actors; and it weaves a number of S.L.'s together seamlessly. "She called me an old man!" Great stuff!
Oh look, plot armor! The explosion only goes in one direction. If anything, if it could be set off that close, it being a shaped charge I’d expect it to explode towards Marvin.
I love this section of the movie with the Western music and shootout. One of my favorite parts of this movie is Marvin opening up the '55 Chevy where he lives. These two movies are very funny!
1:39 why would you try to hit people with RPG???? she should have shot the RPG at the container or the ground near them the explosion and shrapnel would have killed them
Ok I got why she explodes; when she runs out at 1:40 she's got one in the chamber and 3 on her back, so the other 2 she had when she exploded caused the bigger explosion
That's not how RPG's explode you can make it explode with a bullet but the explosion goes forwards not backwards but I will still accept it for this movie
The explosion traveled along the oxygen trail from the rpg back to her. Had it traveled further then the oxygen concentration would've dissipated enough to prevent the backlash.
Some in the comments comparing these villains to the Star Wars Stormtroopers fail to realise that the Stormtroopers didn't miss. They hit exactly what they were supposed to. You forget that our heroes did not escape from the Death Star. They were set loose so that the Empire could track them to the secret base.
@@TrueFork Originally it was playing to the meme, and of course the heroes natural luck. By the Prequels and Sequels its just the good to for Stormtroopers to be bad shots even though it makes no sense.
@@MubashshirNoyon Bruce Willis retired from acting because of his age & health issues. Judging from the movies he did after Red 2... he tried to cash in on his name as fast as possible before he retired.
If the phrase "just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you" were an actual person, it would be Marvin.
You could say the same for Burt Gummer if he was in this movie as well.
I’m completely out of ammo this has never happened before
There is a scene from the movie Strange Days where a character named Philo says the most epic line: "Paranoia is just reality, on a finer scale."
Garak from DS9 had that philosophy 30 years ago.
I always used to say "It's not a conspiracy when they really are out to get you." :)
She never learned, that switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading
“...an Island Reload...”
Your fruit killing skills are remarkable.
@Alex Citovsky to hell with you pfp
She switched weapons
The spider on your logo is a nice touch.
Some actors seem to be able to transmit a deeply satisfying feeling for the viewer, no matter what movie they're in...John Malkovich is one of these
This man had a whole movie about playing himself thats the mindfuck of becoming John Malkovich this man knows how to play himself as an actor being an actor the mind Fuckery from this man is real
I still say my fav witty Malkovich one liner apart from this is Sai onara from con air
You must have not seen Ava then...
100% always
Old man my ass is a stupid line though. Frivolous.
Billy Butcher looks like he's in so much pain having to speak in an American accent
Equally as he was using a British accent... He's a Kiwi.
Nice one, at least karl urban is being respected now ohh damn butcher is the best character on tv right now
@@BigJaseNZ bird or fruit
@@lollol771 He's from New Zealand.
@@kennethboyer2338 bird then
I don't know what's funnier, John Malkovich or the episode Mythbusters did proving the RPG shot was actually possible.
Of course it's possible. A C-RAM does the same thing, just with several thousand 20mm rounds as opposed to one large caliber revolver round
Possible, but unlikely, like most if not all of the stunts. Odd how the goodies have a perfect aim, wheras the baddies can’t aim for shit.
@@StillAliveAndKicking_ it'd be a pretty short movie otherwise...😆
@@1slotmech You’re right, it’d be more like a public service broadcast warning of the dangers of firearms. 10 seconds in and they’re all dead.
I forgot about that episode
“Beware an old man in a profession where men die young”
-Unknown
Sunda Zoo, the Chinese prince Machiavelli.
@@michaeljames4904 oooo 😁 thank you
@@michaeljames4904 Actually, it was said, or atleast made famous by a SEAL veteran Kevin Lacz.
@@michaeljames4904 Sun Tzu, Sun Tzu , ya ASKISS (Sopranos).
Not unknown, Terry Pratchett. In his Discworld series, there is a very old man named Cohen The Barbarian, he invented wholesale slaughter.
I love that John Malkovich's character is mad not being shot or the situation they're in but the fact he was being called "old man".
As the man said to Marvin; no respect. So he chastised her.
They are use to being shot at or targeted and all that
that's pretty much what they were going for in terms of the writing lol
At this point, he's been in too many firefights to take them personally.
Verbal attacks, on the other hand, are a whole different ball of wax.
I own a bar where I was talking to some young kid to get off my furniture and he started to threaten to kick my ass in about 5 minutes into the conversation he called me old and then that's when I got pissed
Dayum, Billy Butcher was a badass even in his early days
Well he played in LOTR so yes indeed he was
He was Cupid back in the Greek days, and Julius Caesar back in the Roman days.
@@NoBreakz don’t forget he was Judge Dredd
judge dredd and underrated movie he was a beast i still wana see him play batman
@@SOSO_CREPITUS don't forget about Riddick series too.
"Old man my ass." Gotta love John Malkovich lol
nicd
I quote this line a lot these days lol.
@@iqtv9489 yep
He is hilarious in this movie!
@@VFN556 yep
You'd think that one of these trained assassins would be able to hit a stationary target.
I assume this is meant to be a comedy for people with traumatic brain injuries to enjoy?
You would think, but the young bucks aren't as skilled as the old dawgs. In defense of the first guy, he was in a moving helicopter, trying to hit a target from distance. He was off buy millimeters on the lady.
they are all graduates of the Vader Memorial Storm Trooper Academy.
@Gray Jedi you can always use cannon fodder. however, you still need people who can do the job. for the right reasons.
but at the end of the empire, the corruption is everywhere and the smart ones cash out and leave.
you cant save idiots who wont save themselves.
hey! look. free lottery tickets and beer.
Not to mention throwing a grenade at targets standing in the open, and using an RPG on non armored targets still standing in the open.
So this was Billy Butcher's job before The Boys. Looks better with a beard tbh
He is so cute without a beard..too. shoot..he pretty either way.
This is, hands down, my favorite John Malkovich role. Cyrus Grissom in Con Air is a close second.
Cyrus the Virus was a hugely entertaining character.
Osbourne Cox ftw
@@chriswright8114 exactly, he was fantastic in "burn after reading"
"Ohhhhh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent who lost his bladder in the aiiirrrrr plane". 🤣
@@napalmstickylikeglue I can't think of any other actor capable of delivering that line so well, he was perfect!
Also, as soon as this discussion began, that was the line in my head!
So this is what Butch did before he had a beard.
Before homelander rip his wife
This was Billy Butcher before his wife disappeared...
Butcher?
Thats why i clicked on this video. butcher without beard lol
Marvin: Old man?
Frank: no respect.
Marvin: can I kill her now
XD Nice
There's always someone in a matchmaking lobby of a PvP game that gives you that sentiment.
@@TheJECNova XD that's so damn true
@@N1k4_Gr1v "FF is Enabled..."
I loved Malkovich as Marvin the Conspiracy Theorist, who was proven right....Way to go John!!!
"Old Man my ass."
I still absolutely die when he says that line.
If youve played doom or quake.. youd know that u dont shoot rockets straight at the person, but at the place/floor where they stand
Splash damage for the win
RocketJump.
kids dont know shit these days.
Splash damage, yes but If you can't hit someone with a rocket in Doom, you're a shit aim.
@@Hellwyck at any decent distance an opposing player will dodge.
The monsters are easy to hit of course.
Just love watching these two movies. They are just fun.
Agreed
Amen. We need more fun movies nowadays...sans the superheroes.
@@CG-vn8iy Agreed
@@CG-vn8iy Sans the woke bullshit.. Nobody is buying what they are selling anyway.
Which movie is this?
Oi～
Billy butcher cleaned himself up and got his life on track
This was Butcher before he wanted to kill Homelander.
Is that butcher?
Yes. Actor Karl Urban.
Wth Butcher? Since when do you stand in a clean room letting others do the fighting?
Oi grandpa..
Butcher is literally everywhere
billy butcher before fighting supes
So... Butcher once wanted to kill John McLaine
Karl Urban is in like every popular book or comicbook movie adaptation.
And ya' fuggin' hate his ass in every damn one of 'em.
@@a2ndopynyn Even Lord of the Rings?
Has he been in any MCU or DC movie?
@@quakethedoombringerhe was in one of the thor movies. I think Thor Ragnarok
@@a2ndopynynI love all that he in
Oi!
Billy Butcher’s tamer days.
I can’t even imagine these movies without John Malkovich. These RED movies were made for him and could not have worked with anyone else. ❤️❤️❤️
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Best was when Malkovich gave the finger to the satellite imaging knowing they would see it.
I liked the CIA guy chucking lol.
Oi
Ain't that butcher ?
"Damn satellites! Boop to that!"
One of my favorite lines from the movie.
So butcher was hunting old super soldiers before his wife, makes sense.
So, Butcher can speak like a normal human?
The tragic ends of more Stormtrooper Academy marksmanship graduates.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The film was silly, but damn, it was enjoyable. :)
A 60 something Helen Mirren was the best looking woman in the movie
Mary Louise Parker is always pretty!
I googled her. One of the best lookin women EVER!!!
Still would.
if you did play quake 3 you know to shoot the ground in front of the target...she obviously didnt.
bingo
That would just bounce
Absolutely. Think blast radius.
Video games are not real. Movies are not real. They are not intended as training videos.
@@markmurphy558 shush
Exactly. “Old man” my ass.
Damn before killing supes. Butcher was hunting spies 😂
RED deserved an Academy Award nomination for Best Picture, Malkovich for best supporting actor.
Absolutely. Criminally overlooked and under appreciated! Bruce Willis’ last good movies.
Love the little blooper when they collide heads haha 1:12
Apparently everyone in this universe consume highly flammable liquids based on how they explode
Lol
Or everyone that exploded still have ammo or grenades left...
I never knew that the human body contained "foo gas".
She must have been holding her fart
@@JohnPaul_kun Actually, she was holding one more RPG round in the back-slung quiver.
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It does after Taco Tuesday.
Oi hughie homelandee done took me bloody son
This is so over the top, this entire movie. It's so unelegant, and yet I wouldn't be surprised if they had tremendous fun making it, and it has explosions left and right and a lot of killing and is very entertaining, if you that beforehand and are fond of all them old geezers!
I mean find me another movie movie where Dame Helen Mirren is firing a heavy machine gun in an elegant dress and it doesn't feel out of place.
John Malkovitch is always one of my favorite actors ! He always delivers , wheather comedy or serious he is great.
is he billy butcher ??
Yes he is
So this is where butcher got his roots from
1:35 "This is gonna be good."
Well, he wasn't wrong.
It was hilarious when the police tackled that guy. “LOL”. 😂
butcher was in red? i didn't remembered him
Despite both his age and the long list of neurologial drugs that were pumped into him for year..... the man shot a .44 with one hand and no support and perfectly hit a rocket in the detonation cap. The skill is *BEYOND* legendary right there
It's a Smith & Wesson Model 460V chambered in .460. Not a .44 magnum.
The problem is that kinetic energy of the RPG is much muuuch higher than energy of the bullet, so the resulting "merge" from the explosion would definitely go in the direction of the RPG....
@@Edi_J
The only thing the bullet did was detonate the RPG warhead. And it certainly wouldn’t explode that big. It’s a shaped charge and if anything it would blow up forward.
@@neilkurzman4907 Another reason why it would go towards poor Malkovich.
2:39 LOL.. I've used that line and it's absolutely perfect!! :)
OMG Billy Butcher ! 😱😱😱
Greatest line ever "she called me an old man" 😆
Is that Billy Butcher ?
Yes
This movie is awesome
Guys relax....it's Billy butcher hunting down sups.(unbreakable)
Clearly she never played Halo, everyone knows you always aim for the feet with a rocket 🤣
TELL me about it. If you do that with a freaking Armor Slab (AKA Hunter) you surely do it with everyone else!
Clearly you never played the Quake, that invented that thing.... (Wolfenstein 3D and Doom did have rocket launchers but you couldn't aim vertically....).
Seriously, people talking about HALO as it was the one that brought ideas is so old mistake....
@@TheFri13 Quake designers invented the rocket launcher?!?! 🚀 That's hilarious
@@CommunityGuidelinez You made strawman argument by claiming that I said "Quake desingers invented the rocket launcher".
What I said as "Quake developers invented the rocket jump and idea "aim to the feets" because splash damage was possible because Quake was first game to offer vertical mouse aiming. Doom offered only horizontal mouse aiming and vertical was automatic, directly center of the enemy and not to its feets.
HALO has not invented really anything gameplay wise.
@@TheFri13 Before you go typing more insults and essays, I don't care how much you hate Halo, and I definitely don't care where rocket launchers come from. Sorry my initial comment triggered you but hey, deal with it.
The way John Malkovitch waited for the assassin to load the rocket, to insure a more painful death is sick!
its funny how in movies every explosion has a a huge fireball, but in real life you will never see that. grenades dont make fire lmao.
No but it's a movie "LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Oh I dunno. You ever seen a white phosphorus incendiary grenade go off? They're kinda bright and lots of little fireballs everywhere. That shit will burn down to the bone. Army field manual says to take your knife and use it to dig any chunks out as fast as you can.
WP munitions for my .50BMG do the same thing, on a smaller scale.
butcher before he lost his wife be like 0:18
This is the best darned action film ever! Saw it first on t.v. a couple of years ago. Since then have watched it multiple times.....it's funny; it's raw; it's scary; it has great actors; and it weaves a number of S.L.'s together seamlessly. "She called me an old man!" Great stuff!
Which movie is this?
@@zhorapata9733Movie entitled RED like it says above! RED 2 is also good but not as good as RED ....IMO.
I want one of those hollywood rpg that's full of gas, the ones I used only exploded no fire ball.
*Fear the old man in a young man's profession.*
So this is what Butcher did before hunting #Supes
Oh look, plot armor! The explosion only goes in one direction. If anything, if it could be set off that close, it being a shaped charge I’d expect it to explode towards Marvin.
I love it how he's more worried/angry about what she said rather than bullets flying towards him.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET HER MAKE A PHONE CALL!
Lesson learned. While in a firefight for my life, no calling the enemy "old man."
Dr. McCoy is just totally out of character.
Its his evil twin from the mirror universe. "Im a hit man, not a Doctor"😂
tf butcher and harry doing
Lmao I love this movie and it’s insane explosions that don’t make sense but are great 😂
1:28
This man's last thought, "Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me!"
**boom**
Well, at least it was smacked back with a grenade launcher.
is this Butcha ???
Both movies are pretty much hilarious, the funniest the first one.
I love this section of the movie with the Western music and shootout. One of my favorite parts of this movie is Marvin opening up the '55 Chevy where he lives.
These two movies are very funny!
I know it's a fraction of a second long, but I love the zoom in on the copper through the bullet hole in the widow at 0:12
That was a impressive shoot. I forgot how good this movie is.
1:39 why would you try to hit people with RPG????
she should have shot the RPG at the container or the ground near them
the explosion and shrapnel would have killed them
Shush, it's a fun movie no need to nitpick
So this is young butcher's job before boys ...
Malkovich, perfection... Parker, girl next door we all wish we grew up with... Willis, probably the last thing he's done worth a sht...
Ok I got why she explodes; when she runs out at 1:40 she's got one in the chamber and 3 on her back, so the other 2 she had when she exploded caused the bigger explosion
I’m glad someone noticed, it’s like everyone else has preferential vision
That's not how RPG's explode you can make it explode with a bullet but the explosion goes forwards not backwards but I will still accept it for this movie
I wonder if was meant to be as if the RPG explosion ignited the others that she had in the backpack
Cause fuck physics
The explosion traveled along the oxygen trail from the rpg back to her. Had it traveled further then the oxygen concentration would've dissipated enough to prevent the backlash.
Well, there goes Karen...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Skurge is just having so much fun on Earth.
Some in the comments comparing these villains to the Star Wars Stormtroopers fail to realise that the Stormtroopers didn't miss. They hit exactly what they were supposed to. You forget that our heroes did not escape from the Death Star. They were set loose so that the Empire could track them to the secret base.
It's like they didn't even watch the movies.
That doesn't explain the five other movies.
@@glasstuna I see what you did there :D
@@TrueFork Originally it was playing to the meme, and of course the heroes natural luck. By the Prequels and Sequels its just the good to for Stormtroopers to be bad shots even though it makes no sense.
Heh, his handgun magically disappeared just before the baseball move
@1:59
@1:24 you can see it tucked into his belt
That was diabolical
Clean Shaved Billy butcher
That’s one of those reverse shaped charges you keep hearing about….
who misses this after RED2, shouldn't they make the third and fourth installment ?
They are old men. Oops!
Bruce Willis won't be doing another sadly.
@@varianschirmer9375 😢😢😢 Why ??? this movie was a real fun one loved both of them
@@MubashshirNoyon Bruce Willis retired from acting because of his age & health issues.
Judging from the movies he did after Red 2... he tried to cash in on his name as fast as possible before he retired.
@@varianschirmer9375 Thanks man for your reply a with valid answer.
butchers american accent.
*"Boop to that!"* _while giving a bird_