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- Conan cuts Jordan’s office in half and installs a microwave that exclusively cooks broccoli and fish.
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How can Jordan clean his office when he has various responsibilities and duties
And do tell, what are some of his responsibilities and duties?
Pandas are cool just various responsibilities and duties.
@@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd he deals with "micro things"
@@GREGGFOWL Apparently so does his wife.
박혜원 how is that an "r/woooosh"?
His office is full but his eyes are empty
LMFAO.
That is funny :)
He is a deeply emotional guy
Good one 😂
Nope I see murder
Jordan is one joke away from killing everyone in the office
If a mass shooting at Team Coco actually happens, it would be the first mass shooting that I will say "I understand.".
Comments like these are always ignored until the cnn report.
all it takes is one bad day
Conan took a big risk leaving that hatchet on Jordan's desk.
*Absolutely* and I don't know WHY that amuses me so.
The feeling you get when you find a Jordan Schlansky clip you haven’t seen!!!
This one somehow slipped thru my grasp, that's never happened
#TeamCoco10mSubs
Spot on!!
Actually there isn't one
Yesss
the Conan/Jordan saga is like an entire missing season of The Office.
its what season 8 shoulda been
Add in a little Sonja, and you have a full season!
But aren't they.. Michael Scott and Toby?
Theyre like michael and toby
Conan used to write with the simpsons crew, he knows how to pull off jokes and subtlety like a master.
Jordan’s had that bottle of lotion for almost 7 years
Same with the olive oil.
Or... He's replaced it with an identical bottle. Seems like something he would do
Amanda Jensen nah knowing jordan he definitely kept the bottle for that long, if he were committed to using lotion he would buy some fancy italian brand and it would be in his desk drawer
@@colleen6341 i also have a theory. Maybe he makes his own lotion formula from decades of research while he's supposed to be working on the show. Then Jordan refills the same bottle for many years. Also, his house is already filled with various useful items like old star wars toys. So Jordan has to plan out his independent lotion-making business using his office as a warehouse. During work he's been using his stockpile of gift bags and cardboard boxes to package and sell his lotion. His Olive oil is secretly an ingredient for his lotion.
And E that would make sense
Their first mistake was leaving the axe on Jordan's desk. It would also prove to be their last mistake.
lol
Sort of like leaving Norman Bates alone with the cutlery.
Classic plot of a classic film
Good one!
LMAO Hilarious 😂
I love how the sign outside Jordan’s office says ”One Cranky Fake Italian”
2:34
I’ve seen this twice now and yeah... never spotted that before 😂
Missed that, thanks.
actually, that sign is from another video! The episode about the expresso machine! It's freaking hilarious!
@@phuonganhnguyen8657 And I see the machine still! haha
@@phuonganhnguyen8657 and he stole my comment and edited his to myn
How can Jordan clean his office when he's constantly preparing his body in various ways.
And with Conan ragging on him every minute...
Yep, don't think we didn't see that Vaseline lotion on the table behind his chair..
The serial killer in Silence of the Lambs also prepared his body in various ways, whereas Hannibal would prepare other people's bodies in various ways, it's actually very scientific.
Deeply emotional men usually indulge themselves in the spiritual world in which the contact towards the mortal world is limited
He is busy looking for new models of the body shaver
It won’t be long until we see Jordan turn into the Joker.
HAAAA LOLOL
What do you get when you cross an Italy obsessed staffer with a boss that humiliates him, and treats him like trash?
Erick Ortiz “Conan can you introduce me as Joker ?”
Ahahahahahahahahaha! Best comment on UA-cam for this day.
I was thinking the same thing, this guy is gonna take his revenge!
i like how jordan literally NEVER tells anyone what the hell his job is. he never even gives a single example of a task he does/has done
It's all a part of the bit
He's the associate producer of the show.
I'm guessing it's a physical job, since he needs to prepare his body in various ways everyday.
I'm pretty sure he does EVERYTHING... And knows what EVERYONE IS doing. Except for Conan. It's theorized that Conan makes 12+-million a year. I am pretty sure Jordan makes a good penny and gets points on everything.
Regardless of whether this is scripted or not, you can tell he clearly has no tasks whatsoever. It’s not like he’ll hesitate to say one thing if he did. However, he’s on the show because he’s a great actor and knows how to make content out of a character.
4 years ago Jordan had a full head of hair . Now he looks like he just got done with 2 terms as president
Jacob Wilson conan will do that to you
DamageIncM yeah look at videos from 4 years ago he has noticeably more hair and it isn’t gray .
Still far better looking than the current one
I ve noticed that also..../:
Ikr
jordan talks like he is a professor for a class no one wants to take but its a course requirement
and he has tenure
Dont remind me 😒
Nah, he talks like a pseudo intellectual. No prof I've ever had, no matter how bad, would express themselves in such simplistic terms and platitudes.
@@dHolbach77 You would be surprised. Even when it's a STEM class...
What they both have in common is that they seem more interesting once you get to know them. The issue is that few people try to get to know them due to how they come off.
Jordan prepared his body in various ways before making this video.
Pandas are cool “I concur”
did he shave his chest? lol
He immediately had a protein shake and experimented with Oats and Whey
Well, I don't know if he did it before making this video, but I am sure he did that afterwards. :)
Yes
Even though he has a messy office, I still imagine him going home to the cleanest LA loft in the world. Idk how he does it
Idk, there are crazier cleaner LA lofts in Texas
A cleaning lady.
You were right.
@@funkahontas ah yes clean LA lots in Texas...makes sense
Read American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
2:31 The door sign says "One cranky fake Italian".
Jordan is like the Joker waiting to happen
He used to think that
his work was a tragedy
But now he realised
it's a comedy
LOL TRUE ASF
At least people laugh at him
After he kills Conan, Conan at his zaniest and most wicked starts to appear to him, tormenting him in nightmares and vision until like Two-Face or The Ventriloquist/Mr. Scarface, the Conan-Joker just takes over his whole personality and he becomes him. Imagine the seething psychotic-intensity of Jordan doing a crazy Conan impression and believing he is Conan day and night.
@@mdougf IKR😂
It's been too long since we last had Schlansky
Tsuna X Netflix pays comedians millions for one stand up special but could pay them half that and have them travel together for way better content
Cassie Lowe ur opinion
@@therandom58 everything people type here are their opinions
Schlansky sounds like a euphemism. Just gonna whip out the ol' schlansky and take a wizz.
No Name I‘m gonna tell my wife it’s been to long since we last had Schlansky when I come home tonight
Jordan is a real life joker.
Conan: “What do you do here?”
Jordan: “You wouldn’t understand.”
Even better....
Coco: Why so serious?
Jordan: You wouldn't get it.
Anthony Isgro that wasn’t better that was worse. Ur not funny
Oh contraire, Conan is the one creating constant chaos in the life of a quiet, bruting, discipline man who indulges in the finer things in life. Conan is Joker, Jordan is Batman, whom the Joker is trying so hard to break
It’s pleasing to see Jordan’s office being prepared in various ways.
One day jordan is gonna ask conan:
"You wanna hear another joke conan? "
I knew it
Oh no
I don't get it.
@@danielmartin7873 it's a reference from the movie Joker
But Conan won't get it....
I can see it in his cold, dead eyes:
He wants to have a romantic evening by himself under the Tuscan sky.
under the Queensboro bridge?
H
same tbh
I relate to this guy more than anyone on his show
He's a legit hoarder. Look at all those paper bags he's got behind him.
If you asked him about it he'd say probably go on a long rant about the memories they remind him of.
you know when he touches the bag, it reminds him of memories
Are you saying Dr. Robin Zasio will come visit Jordan Shlansky? I'm 100% ready for that crossover
That's!! what it is... he's a hoarder.
Those aren't "paper bags", OK? That's barbaric.
No. Those are authentic Italian "sacchetti di carta".
Jordan Schlansky is like if Jeopardy was a person
Oh what a great comparison. That just puts it in a nutshell
@Jeffrey Scott lol I'm not sure how I came up with it. Just one of those things ya know
Jordan is the last person I would ever expect to have a messy office.
Eccentric people tend to have messy rooms. Psychopaths have super clean rooms. Jordan is more eccentric than crazy.
Clearly you’re new here.
@@proof4469 Glad to hear that, guess I'm more eccentric than psychopathic... :)
@@nougan_tanker Or maybe you're just a normal guy that doesn't clean your room. Messy room does not guarantee eccentricity :)
@@proof4469 I guess that's... good? LOL!
There’s no way Jordan isn’t plotting Conans “accidental death” lol
Yeah, I would leave that axe 4:53 so close to him. Conan might "accidentally fell on a axe" ;)
HAAA LOLOL
If he killed Conan he'd be out of a job, so Jordan is likely stuck in this special hell for eternity
@@AWatts420 HAAAA LOLOL
suicide by three gunshots to the back of the head
Jordan is actually very smart. He manages to come up with clever non-answers.
I want that ability
That's not what smart is.
@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid ok kasper
I like how he just continues to sit in that chair without any expression or movement no matter what Conan does. It’s like how parents tell their kids to not react when their siblings bother them, because they want a reaction but Conan is relentless and does not care if he gets a reaction or not
Lmaoooo his nameplate outside says “one cranky fake Italian”
Looked for this comment. It's brilliant
It has been there for years lol
It's been there for years... I can see you're new.
@@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi Woah you're so cool
Andrej Nikolov wowwww ur so amazing real fan omg
Not gonna lie, Jordan has a perfect "i hate my life" face lmfao
Its because he does
Maybe it's a "i hate my boss" face.
why would you lie about that
He's like the real-life Squidward.😂
2014: brings a professional organizer to help Jordan clean his office
2019: cuts his office in half
yep ahahha
I love it how Jordan answers every question like he was trying to fool a lie detector test xD
I swear someday Jordon is going to snap and turn Conan into a toaster
But one only usable for fish and broccoli
That's a day to come!
Well, he does have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald. ;)
Or shoot up the studio
@@DannyDevitooo Sounds about right...
The "one cranky fake Italian" sign is still there LOL
Where? I cant spot it!!!
Edit: never mind...found it...2:31
Which remote did they change it?
nah he just embraced the chracter...
I'm not sure if it's the one from their cowboy makeover remote but you can see a cowboy hat on top of a pile in the corner by Jordan
he’s american
2:31 “ ONE CRANKY FAKE ITALIAN” 🤣🤣 Love the little details.
Jordan’s nameplate outside of his door reads “One Cranky Fake Italian” 😂😂😂
"That was a few years ago, and new things came in."
Jordan's office is either a magnet or a pilgrimage site for homeless junk.
#teamtrees
I'm happy they addressed the fact that they already cleaned up his office one time several years ago
That is a classic by today's standards.
phj223 why wouldn’t they?
That moment you realise outside Jordan’s office, they put a plate that says “one cranky fake Italian”🤣
I can't believe conan didn't do the ,"Here's Johnny" joke while putting his face on the hole...It was an obvious reference.
The Fact That He Has Red Wine By His Side At All Times Is Amazing.
Jordan knows how to live it up. He's a deeply expressive person.
He runs an italian restaurant supply shop.
Working there he needs it.....😂😂😂😂😂🍷🍷🍾🍾
The fact that you capitalize every word is amazing.
Don't forget the olive oil
"U deal with the macro, i deal with the micro"
"So does your wife" lmao
Haha yeah i remember that part of the video as well
Wow what a good video we just watched
chris hayes vaping weed at the office, i'm dead.
I was looking for a comment like this lmao
too perfect
I wish we get to see the brand new Jordan’s HBO office!
When the video started, I was like, "Oh, I remember this - it was great," only to realize it was a new video, and that Jordan had made his office a mess again.
Exactly my thought! I had to look at the original air date just to confirm lol
Leaving the axe with him was probably not the best idea.
Technically, it's a hatchet. It's a really nice one, too, with the polished hickory handle, high carbon 440 stainless steel and full tang construction. I think it's a great way to boost the productivity of Jordan Schlansky.
It is said that the barbarians single-handedly finished off the Roman Empire with just wooden shields and axes and I believe it. You see, when kinetic force is focused in such a small surface area, it creates such inertia that it can make the axe head shatter bone and tear through organs. It makes one wonder why butcher knives were ever invented. The axe can shape wood to create structures, or it can gut an animal. It's truly a timeless instrument of human ingenuity and an artistic display of the duality of man, that is, we can create or destroy with extreme efficiency.
manictiger that was not necessary at all
It's just a matter of time for Conan to announce: _"You all know our production manager Jordan Schlansky. Well, today he lost his mind and..."_
edmis90 lol
The mental gymnastics this man performs are amazing. Especially to avoid answering that one question.
Jordan is like a real life Sheldon but Depressed and Dead inside.
You remember when he used to be so health conscious and taking care of his wellness... the show is killing him one day at a time for a fat paycheck
and funny
I'm the 100th like
Tbh it’s more like Conan is a real life Micheal Scott
I'm depressed and dead inside
im sure i talk for 90% of the people when i say : DO MORE jordan remotes!
and the way
raafmaat why do they call them remotes?
@@selfishstockton6123 because they are not shot in the studio where the live audience is. They were recorded pre-show.
@@causeitso remotes can also be live sometimes, where they show it to the audience on a screen live ;)
@@raafmaat That's correct, they can also be live. I seem to vaguely remember seeing a live remote on Conan.
He wasn't playing a character in here he was genuinely pissed off
why does this relationship remind me of Michael and Toby from the office
“You’re awful, Jimmy. You cut my office in half to make fun of me.”
Alex Beamer I’m awful you don’t know the first thing about me pal
He’s conan
Not jimmy it's conan
@@Captianmex1C0 Someone hasn't seen Joker yet sigh...
@@MckaysProductions Murray Franklin isn't Jimmy either
Conan’s hair is especially high in this clip.
Kellyn Barnes it’s all the steam from the fish and broccoli
Kellyn Barnes haha
He hasn't reached his final form yet
it gets excited whenever it sees Jordan
well, he says that it rises with excitment
It's like Micheal and Toby from the office
On tonight's episode of Hoarders, Jordan Schlansky...
3:51 Awww, Jordan still has the cowboy hat that Conan dressed him up in in that sketch from a few years back
it's for those bullwhip session
Plot twist: Conan was always the villain.
He has always been the school bully.
Brilliant!
Yes 😂😂😂
@@Derpster2493 no, he was the school nerd but because of all the bulllying, turned him into an adult bully. This is the origin story of Conan the Corporate Barbarian
Shadowrun thats not a plot twist...
"You have a fairly large office and I suspect you do nothing." This is a piece of comedy gold.
Jordan’s office plaque: “One cranky fake Italian”
I cannot believe I never notice that 😂
I love at the end where Jordan is just looking at the hatchet like he’s contemplating murdering everybody in the office it is hilarious
Other office* 😂
I heard Joker is based on Jordan life , except he didn't laugh.
Conan: what happened? we cleaned your office for you!!
Jordan: i know.. i know...
He didn’t but we did
Jordan lives in a society
Want to hear a joke conan?
Jordan’s sign outside the door says “One cranky fake Italian”
The spontaneity of Conan is just amazing. What an artist.
its natural to every psychopath
I wish they had him on the show more. I love this guy. He is hilarious to me.
But if they had him on more, maybe he'd lose his magic? 🙂
I mean they do quite a bit Conan even went to Italy with him.
hes hilarious to alot of people. thats why he gets his own bits
I think Conan may have pushed Jordan too far during the Italy trip. He's barely been on since then.....can't help but think Jordan has had enough.
@@Thisispants Well, "Jordan" is a character, but it seems the whole dynamic between them may have become a bit played out. This skit was great, though. I wonder if that's his real stuff all around the office though, or if they just threw in extra garbage :p
Just like Slim Shady he is back and he is back again! The Man, The Myth The Schlansky !
I like how Chris has been open about smoking weed in previous videos but in this he’s just straight up ripping a dab pen in front of everyone😂
More Conan-Jordan PLEASE!
There’s no such thing as too much Jordan Schlansky.
They should call this segment "Conan crossing lines without borders".
This relationship is absolutely gold. These two are so funny!
1:00 "the circumstances which u perform have dulled your senses" 😂😂😂
lol jordan genuinely looks seriously pissed during this
alex marchewka wtf you mean? I saw a smile slip even
@American Freedom World Peace he doesnt look pissed, you're bad at reading body language and facial expression I see. Unless you havent watched enough jordan to familiarize yourself with his style of communicationm. Here, he is amused.
Nah. He's just good at his part.
"Do you want to be dirty?"
"Not in the way you're referring to"
😂😂😂
I love how Jordan just keeps the safety glasses on even after Conan is done with the sawing and they’re all sitting on the couch
2:32 “one cranky fake italian” it’s the first time I’ve noticed that and I’ve watched this clip dozens of times throughout the years
TODAY IS A HISTORIC DAY
NEW CONAN AND JORDAN
That office is next level messy, like that’s a legitimate fire hazard
It's a bit, they most likely put a lot of that in there for this.
LC Mason 😱very gross, should be on that show hoarders
Omg that office is just filled to the brim with various items and artefacts.
2:30 lmao look at Jordan's sign in the front of his office.
This looks like a setup for the origin story for Conan’s next comic villain: Deadpan. Jordan should knock this outta the park. Eat your heart out Joaquin!
The crafty fake Italian‘s office looks even messier than before the last cleanup 😂😂🤣🤣.
lol
It's nice to see Chris Hayes and Kramer are still working there.
It's impossible not to tell "Here's Johnny!" line, after making this wall hole
I don't get the joke. Can you explain please?
@@omarkajjaj5057 I'm referring to Kubrick's "Shining" scene where insane Jack Nicholson smashes door with hatchet
@@maciejwiszniewski3790 I'll check that out ! Thanks
In these recent ones he seems to get genuinely pissed.
Nah. If you look at almost any other video other than this one of him recently, he's breaking character and laughing constantly.
Yeah, he did look quite pissed, especially in the beginning. But he smiled when 3:15 a woman came to his (smaller) office. :)
02:41 Looks like he was about to lose it over the microwave. Watch Conan's face as he see Jordan lose it off camera then when they pan to Jordan he's covering his mouth buy still smiling with his eyes.
It must be an inside joke about fish and broccoli.
Keith Newberry not an inside joke per se, just two foods known to produce awful smells in microwaves.
He never forgave Conan for being able to get to Macchio
In all seriousness, Jordan seems like he either is going to be, or already is a hoarder. I'd love to see his house. It's probably filled with panini presses, water purifiers and espresso machines.
This is a sketch, you moron, it’s not real. Why are so many people so gullible these days??
@@tsfbaf303 You seem to think these segments are scripted. They are not scripted :)
@@Michael-zi2qg just because they may (or may not) adhere to a script, doesn't mean that they don't have a premise, or even some sort of rehearsal before actually shooting. it's definitely not "real" and that's not at all how Jordan is in real life. but, I'd say that they've successfully done their job if people are questioning whether it's "real" or not. it's a comedy skit, but shot in a particular fashion that obviously works. there are a few things that give it away, if you know what to look for. but I'm not gonna ruin it for people. bottom line, is that Conan is an AMAZING writer, and master of comedy.
@@brandonsutton3714 you are wrong
@@Michael-zi2qg whatever you wanna think buddro, no worries.
4:09 missed the perfect opportunity to say "HEEEEERES CONAN!!" Or "HEEEEERES JOHNNY!!"
I love how the office room number is labeled "One cranky fake Italian"
Jordan: "Hey Conan, when you introduce me, can you introduce me as Jordan"
Love that reference 👌🏼😂💀
Good one! Luv the Joker reference. I see what ya did there 🤣🤣🤣
Conan: 😳
I can totally imagine that happening
How about another joke, Conan?
If ever Conan got murdered, we automatically know who is the prime suspect;
Conan is just Michael Scott in real life
2:32 the sign next to his door😂
"you'd like some natural light, wouldn't you?"
"I do appreciate an airflow and sunlight sure"
"That's a simple YES"
I love that
What a missed opportunity. Conan should say "Here's Johnny" through the hole.
Vent Wynter no :)
exactly!
"Hereee's Jordannn"
I was totally hoping someone would say this!
It was waaaaay too obvious. Conan likes to go against what you'd expect.
It was probably a bad call to leave that hatchet on Jordan's desk🤣
Whenever I think of an ideal work environment, I always think of all the videos I've seen of Conan's staff 😂 seems like a really fun workplace.
Conan: "You have a fairly large office"
Jordan: "Okay"
I honestly laughed at that and thought Conan was gonna laugh to
Nobody :
Jordan Schlansky :
I fully appreciate this comment.
Dead memes:
Your desire to be validated by fake internet points to fill the void in your life that is human affection:
@@Christian-rn1ur It was a fresh reinterpretation of the meme though
@@Christian-rn1ur damn someone got salty they didn't think of the joke first.
@@lovecheese45 Was that person you? Oof, I apologize, did I hit too close to home?
Discovering true tandem of Conan and Jordan is like a Christmas gift happiness to me, so brutal and funny :)
2:50 conan's face trying to surpress his laughter lol