That Time I Conquered SMP Earth

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  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  5 років тому +32453

    sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see)
    anyways back to plugging my merch I SELL HOODIES AND TSHIRTS technoblade.com/

  • @crash64-
    @crash64- 4 роки тому +11328

    "Which crime has been committed?"
    "You've just invaded every single country on the map"

    • @paulbalet
      @paulbalet 4 роки тому +835

      I mean technically he didn’t invade any countries, they put their countries in his land

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 4 роки тому +90

      Crunchy exactly lmfao

    • @infiniteannus3389
      @infiniteannus3389 4 роки тому +95

      @@paulbalet honestly...why didnt the nazis do that

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 4 роки тому +165

      @@infiniteannus3389 Sadly the server didn't have the fill autoclaim addon, so there goes that option.

    • @arson00
      @arson00 4 роки тому +47

      he didn't invade, he made them all enclaves of the Antarctic Empire lol

  • @justbecauseicould6958
    @justbecauseicould6958 5 років тому +5851

    "No claiming the whole world"
    *claims 99%*

    • @ThomasFan5002
      @ThomasFan5002 4 роки тому +41

      Big Brain

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 4 роки тому +42

      Nah 99.99999999999999%

    • @trunestor
      @trunestor 4 роки тому +15

      nah 70%

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 4 роки тому +1

      @just because I could

    • @grimmsoul3096
      @grimmsoul3096 2 роки тому +2

      technoblade did not even claim the whole world lol
      he clamed LESS than 90% of it

  • @YellowfishGaming
    @YellowfishGaming 5 років тому +19662

    Admins: The goal is to claim land
    Techno: *claims world*
    Admins: Wait that's illegal

    • @72EELS
      @72EELS 5 років тому +492

      Yellowfish Gaming
      Admins when Techno claims 99% of all the land: Wait, that’s illegal

    • @YellowfishGaming
      @YellowfishGaming 5 років тому +62

      @@WooperGamerYT lol ur right

    • @YellowfishGaming
      @YellowfishGaming 5 років тому +28

      @@72EELS indeed

    • @ReaIbentIey
      @ReaIbentIey 5 років тому +11

      Technodick

    • @Kronkrito
      @Kronkrito 5 років тому +23

      @@ReaIbentIey wat

  • @toaster3665
    @toaster3665 2 роки тому +7480

    Wilbur declares war:
    Techno: *”Challenge accepted.”*
    Wilbur: *”On second thought-“*

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 5 років тому +20944

    To be fair, he _did_ call dibs

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 5 років тому +544

      I know right? Why they gotta be mad? HE CALLED DIBS!

    • @kablanq4673
      @kablanq4673 5 років тому +36

      Lmao

    • @speckledpetals9606
      @speckledpetals9606 5 років тому +211

      That trial would have been over right then if he said that

    • @stoneman3800
      @stoneman3800 5 років тому +46

      Bro, he called dibs

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 5 років тому +19

      yeah

  • @lefishe4594
    @lefishe4594 4 роки тому +11986

    “I got Fallen Kingdom ready to play on loop.”
    “Why?”
    “i used to rule the world.”

    • @Nitrosta
      @Nitrosta 4 роки тому +314

      Chunks would load when I gave the word

    • @boelsboel2208
      @boelsboel2208 4 роки тому +236

      Now every night I go stow away

    • @Nitrosta
      @Nitrosta 4 роки тому +213

      Hide from the mobs I used to slay

    • @abat10
      @abat10 4 роки тому +155

      Nitro they were once all terrified

    • @Nitrosta
      @Nitrosta 4 роки тому +145

      Everytime I looked into their eyes

  • @salter1630
    @salter1630 4 роки тому +11134

    Techno is right tho - he didn't break any rules, and technically every other country is now an enclave with the Antarctic Empire, so not really an invasion, and since no war was offiically recognized, not a warcrime either.

    • @Carl-ld5jy
      @Carl-ld5jy 4 роки тому +667

      He was completely jutified. Here is what he should have done: secretly hired a member of the jury as an assassin, then when techno says the word the Antarctic empire suddenly attacks everyone (the assasin kills a specific target). Then once they all die, techno offers them tge choice: join the empire or die. The ones who don't agree are thrown into a prison for life. Then he would become SMP earths dictator. Muahahah

    • @genesisbeyond4256
      @genesisbeyond4256 4 роки тому +138

      Wilbur Technically declared war tho even tho he reversed it when Techno said hell come raid.

    • @heck6757
      @heck6757 4 роки тому +25

      17:16

    • @joeyj1036
      @joeyj1036 4 роки тому +75

      He can also do it again because of how that rule was stated. Technically if he leaves out the oceans or like just Greenland or something he isn’t taking over the “whole world”

    • @heck6757
      @heck6757 4 роки тому +2

      JoeyJ 17:16

  • @INTRUZIVE
    @INTRUZIVE Рік тому +4141

    The fact that techno’s plan was so full proof that not even the admins could stop it is actually bonkers

  • @Matsroe
    @Matsroe 5 років тому +6755

    Remember when techno said "I call dibs on earth" and people started laughing?
    Look who's laughing now

  • @BictorBerro
    @BictorBerro 5 років тому +12558

    Pete: “Honestly Wilbur, I am proud to stand side by side with Phil and Techno.”
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @lemon5076
      @lemon5076 5 років тому +156

      im literally reading the comments and when i saw this the video was at this point lel

    • @Agustin77423
      @Agustin77423 5 років тому +12

      @@lemon5076 me too lol

    • @neophyte_tpk
      @neophyte_tpk 5 років тому +89

      *Everyone will remember that*

    • @kristijanmadhukar516
      @kristijanmadhukar516 5 років тому +110

      Yeah screw the people that said. Technoblade should've kicked him.
      Because i did and now i feel bad.

    • @neophyte_tpk
      @neophyte_tpk 5 років тому +3

      @@kristijanmadhukar516 exactly

  • @darienwhite6223
    @darienwhite6223 4 роки тому +9087

    "Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland"
    "Ok I'll come raid"
    "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

  • @myaltaccount4438
    @myaltaccount4438 2 роки тому +2106

    Technoblade was accused of invading everyone at once. But here's the thing: Technoblade did not at any point during world conquest enter another country's borders or take land from any country. He just called DIBS on everything that wasn't taken.

    • @pugparty3799
      @pugparty3799 6 місяців тому +3

      Tru

    • @NebuIize
      @NebuIize 6 місяців тому +2

      and it only just so happened that everything that wasnt taken was partially claimed by the other players

    • @Silence_Liberals
      @Silence_Liberals 4 місяці тому +4

      “Stop misquoting me” - Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @SomeSpecialMouse
    @SomeSpecialMouse 5 років тому +6543

    “Techno, you can’t just take over the world!”
    OBSERVE

    • @sansgaming607
      @sansgaming607 5 років тому +30

      techno: *Hold my beer*

    • @bingogod9123
      @bingogod9123 5 років тому +6

      Ok boomer

    • @dawd_
      @dawd_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@bingogod9123 remoob ko

    • @lukzy9913
      @lukzy9913 4 роки тому +4

      Corno Virus: What did you say?

    • @leviewings4689
      @leviewings4689 4 роки тому +4

      Y o u c a n t j u s t s h o o t a h o l e I n t h e s u r f a c e o f m a r s.

  • @Illhelppwn
    @Illhelppwn 5 років тому +3840

    "That's a lot of people that are going to declare war on you"
    Techno: uhhhh have you not seen my youtube channel.....?

    • @fishbowlliz
      @fishbowlliz 5 років тому +106

      Techno: Did you not see how I did in Minecraft Mondays? Do you not know about my bedwars win streak?

    • @72EELS
      @72EELS 5 років тому +22

      💣 T E C H N O C A N N O N 💣

    • @azureaquatic
      @azureaquatic 5 років тому +32

      In Antarctica, you don’t declare war on Technoblade.
      Technoblade declares war on you.

    • @carjis
      @carjis 4 роки тому +13

      Someone: I declared war on you!
      Technoblade: do you know how little that narrows it down?

    • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
      @RandomPerson-gf6gd 3 роки тому

      Do you not know my key catchphrase, “Technoblade NEVER DIES”

  • @mayleaf9799
    @mayleaf9799 4 роки тому +9569

    Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

  • @z34rk79
    @z34rk79 2 роки тому +1545

    Taking over the whole world!!!
    Meanwhile: "Declare war on Techno"
    Techo: you've convinced me to destroy you
    'Declared Neutral'

    • @nejinvader1757
      @nejinvader1757 2 роки тому +14

      finally not a depressing comment

    • @docker_java
      @docker_java 2 роки тому +1

      Techo???

    • @zacharynguyen7286
      @zacharynguyen7286 Рік тому

      hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

    • @zacharynguyen7286
      @zacharynguyen7286 Рік тому

      @@nejinvader1757 hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

  • @Rondy05
    @Rondy05 5 років тому +9876

    Technoblade: I call dibs on the world
    Everyone: ok
    Technoblade: *claims the world*
    Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

    • @ulle5
      @ulle5 5 років тому +23

      what is dibs?

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 5 років тому +216

      @@ulle5 dibs means that you called it and it is yours

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 років тому +58

      No! This isnt how youre supposed to play the game

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 5 років тому +23

      This is the best comment in this comment section.

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 5 років тому +28

      Everyone:*trials Techno*
      Techno: wait, that’s illegal!

  • @Ciguato
    @Ciguato 5 років тому +7698

    Rule - “No taking over the world.”
    Techno: “aight imma head out”

    • @mageminx7551
      @mageminx7551 5 років тому +152

      TEChNo: I only took 70%

    • @lolz8bit
      @lolz8bit 5 років тому +6

      Joe

    • @Ictams
      @Ictams 5 років тому +6

      @@lolz8bit Joe mama

    • @markdominic8732
      @markdominic8732 5 років тому +7

      Now take half of the world

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 5 років тому +3

      @@lolz8bit (guardians reference) Who?

  • @mamamia7050
    @mamamia7050 4 роки тому +4455

    "hippity hoppity get of my property"
    - sun tzu, art of war

  • @just_your_average_menace6183
    @just_your_average_menace6183 11 місяців тому +272

    Keep in mind that Techno called dibs on the planet during episode 1, he didn’t steal any land, he took back what was his

  • @alexnaughton6929
    @alexnaughton6929 4 роки тому +4917

    Technically he did not 'invade" any country. He did not enter lands currently owned so the claims were legal and binding.

    • @dabing862
      @dabing862 4 роки тому +48

      Big brain

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 4 роки тому +26

      Yes.

    • @williamfabiano2586
      @williamfabiano2586 4 роки тому +41

      Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

    • @rememberingxd577
      @rememberingxd577 4 роки тому +1

      yeah its big brains time

    • @-0m3rcy0-8
      @-0m3rcy0-8 4 роки тому +24

      Technically they where the ones breaking laws and Tecno had all the rights, considering they where now his people, living in HIS land, *to kill them for their behaviour*

  • @DinoDealer
    @DinoDealer 4 роки тому +9094

    Technoblade should’ve said “This is my land now so this “crime” is now legal therefore you can’t hold me against anything”

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 роки тому +419

      And if they didn't like it, they would have to fight him. And we all know how that would turn out

    • @fibrousone-seededdrupe7568
      @fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 4 роки тому +138

      @@pablopereyra7126 too bad three ppl have access to creative mod tho

    • @limiteatae9791
      @limiteatae9791 3 роки тому +25

      @The channel that does stupid stuff Drista didn’t die tho lmao

    • @hitwoman5650
      @hitwoman5650 3 роки тому +14

      @shadowyeager techno took some bedrock and got a shulker(?) from her

    • @zasery09mc80
      @zasery09mc80 3 роки тому +6

      @@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 its called smp for a reason

  • @findog3395
    @findog3395 5 років тому +7366

    They literally just made high IQ plays and they weren’t allowed

    • @AetherSphere
      @AetherSphere 5 років тому +47

      Exactly!

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +263

      Suffering from Success

    • @somethingstuffguy4159
      @somethingstuffguy4159 5 років тому +284

      its the /top situation all over again

    • @AmorDeae
      @AmorDeae 5 років тому +19

      On the same level as driving a truck into the oval office, killing the president, sitting on the chair and then attempting to command the guards to go away because you're the president now.
      So they are just a couple of annoying pricks on the server. But with diamonds being the currency, inviting them on the server doesn't seem to be the only bad decision on the administration side.

    • @scarletcript4148
      @scarletcript4148 5 років тому +126

      geez dude no need to be so sensitive calm down

  • @josephthomas8714
    @josephthomas8714 Рік тому +523

    Wilber: this doesn’t violate any server rule
    Also Wilbur: *enforcing the trial with /op*

    • @Phasma457
      @Phasma457 7 місяців тому +22

      Also Wilber: Biting

  • @Kiriiii
    @Kiriiii 4 роки тому +6360

    Wilbur: starts war with techno
    Techno: alright on my way where are you?
    Wilbur: *enables neutral*

    • @potate7598
      @potate7598 4 роки тому +60

      Lol that was great XD

    • @wouldyourather6105
      @wouldyourather6105 4 роки тому +37

      Sreeto basically there were going to fight but now it’s just they aren’t enemies or allies

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 4 роки тому +38

      @Sreeto Basically Wilbur realized it was a death sentence to declare war against Techno lol. Perfect example of instant regret.

    • @molluskcant6355
      @molluskcant6355 4 роки тому

      zerotwooooo

    • @livs_wrld111
      @livs_wrld111 4 роки тому +3

      I like how on dream SMP they r u the same team ik it’s a different thing but still

  • @spacehunter200
    @spacehunter200 3 роки тому +10671

    "And when Alexander gazed upon the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

    • @himanshujoshi5264
      @himanshujoshi5264 3 роки тому +185

      Yo bro loved by techno

    • @Deadlypichu
      @Deadlypichu 3 роки тому +29

      2nd comic

    • @doomsdaysoldier
      @doomsdaysoldier 3 роки тому +130

      This got commented a month ago and techno gave this a hearth HEH?!(congrats u got a hearth from techno from my knowladge that is pretty hard)

    • @captainjacksparrow5771
      @captainjacksparrow5771 3 роки тому +8

      L

    • @ohkuhlee
      @ohkuhlee 3 роки тому +14

      @@captainjacksparrow5771 Translate this to English apparently it's, 'THE'.......

  • @ssssssssssssssssssssssssss3892
    @ssssssssssssssssssssssssss3892 5 років тому +3907

    The sun never sets on the AntarcticEmpire.

    • @splayairplane3418
      @splayairplane3418 5 років тому +63

      Only in summer though

    • @bbarbiter
      @bbarbiter 5 років тому +30

      Splayairplane E good thing there's no seasons in minecraft

    • @Kizaco
      @Kizaco 4 роки тому

      Nice

    • @jeffreyliu747
      @jeffreyliu747 4 роки тому +8

      This was a saying when Britain use to rule a lot a parts of the world

    • @coltenrice5992
      @coltenrice5992 4 роки тому +1

      jeffrey liu yeah pretty sure that’s the joke idot

  • @Bxll_Bxll
    @Bxll_Bxll 2 роки тому +3739

    He took over the world and now he’s going for the great thrones of the gods.

    • @cythism8106
      @cythism8106 2 роки тому +145

      He's probably already done it. He could've done it the same hour he arrived.

    • @Bxll_Bxll
      @Bxll_Bxll 2 роки тому +102

      @@cythism8106 Looking upon us mortals on his throne of potatoes

    • @FakeTerry
      @FakeTerry 2 роки тому +27

      his kratos arc

    • @antonitocotter447
      @antonitocotter447 2 роки тому +35

      Not gonna lie, after what Sun Wukong did, I wouldn't be surprised if Heaven had a counter measure prepared incase it ever happened again.... 😑

    • @Bxll_Bxll
      @Bxll_Bxll 2 роки тому +27

      @@antonitocotter447 Maybe just the Chinese division tho
      (I like to think that gods of all religions/mythologies exist in different divisions like in an office or school)

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox 4 роки тому +9133

    The funniest thing is that Techno is actually capable of waging war with the rest of the world and winning.

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 роки тому +165

      I see, so this is where your took lessons for art of war Lelouch, I knew it! Playing with Schneizel couldn't have made you this good!

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox 4 роки тому +122

      @@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 I am not Lelouch. Nor am I Suzaku. I am a Symbol that will always fight against oppression!
      But, yes, you’re right. Lol

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 4 роки тому +46

      @@Jay-ki8oq blood for the blood god

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 4 роки тому +38

      And all just as a smokescreen for the Great Potato War

    • @WarriorLordOfAbyss
      @WarriorLordOfAbyss 3 роки тому +7

      Lol so true

  • @noah-tl1gv
    @noah-tl1gv 4 роки тому +2661

    to be fair he technically didnt commit a crime, and never invaded either since the website showed that no land inside was replaced by techno's claim, he simply just claimed around them. no crime was committed here i will stand for justice

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 4 роки тому +36

      ...
      Blood for the blood god

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 4 роки тому +105

      He also technically didn’t commit a crime, because SMP Earth didn’t establish any international statutes signed by all members by then. Can’t break a law that doesn’t exist.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 роки тому +15

      Also the fact that he was even somewhat willing to give it all back just for some diamonds, and with seemingly no strings attached, which is an amazing deal when you consider the land that belonged to techno would have likely held a majority of the diamonds on the server meaning he would get more if that deal wouldn't go through.

  • @kimlynne4869
    @kimlynne4869 4 роки тому +1943

    The neutrality at the end got me
    Techno radiates power without having to do hardly *anything*

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 роки тому +54

      He wins battles before they even begin. Sun Tzu would be proud.

    • @0god_253
      @0god_253 4 роки тому +13

      "I have to do all this work to claim a measly continent?!"

  • @aliasgharm1886
    @aliasgharm1886 2 роки тому +2215

    Conquering Earth was too easy for him, so took it to the next level and conquered the afterlife. RIP Technoblade.

    • @hoggo7448
      @hoggo7448 2 роки тому +20

      dam that hit hard

    • @Amexican24353
      @Amexican24353 2 роки тому +9

      Rip techno

    • @goosifyed9717
      @goosifyed9717 2 роки тому +19

      He is overthrowing the kingdom of god

    • @EpsilonWire
      @EpsilonWire 2 роки тому +1

      @FeZerved [Best videos] you dont make better vids as far as i know but technoblade did say he’s going to hell so you got us there

    • @chainman958
      @chainman958 2 роки тому +1

      ya that hit hard and low

  • @GameArchiver
    @GameArchiver 5 років тому +10728

    "First of all, I didn't break any rules, so I'm not a criminal."
    "Second of all, you're all on my land."
    lmao

  • @allen8655
    @allen8655 4 роки тому +9384

    Bruh he conquered the earth just to throw off a potato farmer

    • @RineYFD
      @RineYFD 4 роки тому +531

      MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS

    • @alknight7212
      @alknight7212 4 роки тому +66

      Rine he used biggest brain

    • @Smallges
      @Smallges 4 роки тому +69

      Justin Nowaczynski Its a youtube video comment section. No one cares 🌚

    • @Genetix.
      @Genetix. 4 роки тому +35

      Justin Nowaczynski stolen

    • @Smallges
      @Smallges 4 роки тому +17

      @@Genetix. nice

  • @chrisfacchiano7356
    @chrisfacchiano7356 3 роки тому +6615

    It’s funny how the only continent they didn’t claim is Antartica

    • @tlives
      @tlives 3 роки тому +28

      🤣

    • @ДмитрийРубежов-э1б
      @ДмитрийРубежов-э1б 3 роки тому +250

      That's logical. His base in Antarctica. He rule the Earth

    • @ThatGuy-bp8mp
      @ThatGuy-bp8mp 3 роки тому +63

      It’s was easier for him to name all the land he didn’t own than to name the stuff he did own

    • @cgyoboi
      @cgyoboi 3 роки тому +43

      It would be even funnier if everyone moved to Antarctica because he didn't claim it lol

    • @justadepressedguywithnobi
      @justadepressedguywithnobi 3 роки тому +2

      Dude now he is in antartica in dream smp

  • @RoxyGuy-s7m
    @RoxyGuy-s7m 8 місяців тому +81

    the fact that at 9:29 after they took over the world, the description for the empire says ''Techno is still watching frozen 2'' is just so freaking funny

  • @nylti_xelic
    @nylti_xelic 4 роки тому +5287

    in techno's defense, he went insane planting potatoes for 15 hours a day

    • @diamondz4057
      @diamondz4057 4 роки тому +32

      Yes indeed

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 роки тому +123

      Don't lie to me, you strange chimera, I watched his old videos and I'm 93% sure that he was never sane to begin with.

    • @Jibbleyang
      @Jibbleyang 4 роки тому +3

      @@diamondz4057 I guess you don’t know what a joke is

    • @iamanidot8498
      @iamanidot8498 4 роки тому +3

      @@diamondz4057 uh, sarcasm? jokes? dude it isnt really rocket science to understand jokes no need to overanalyse lmao

    • @diamondz4057
      @diamondz4057 4 роки тому +4

      @@iamanidot8498 not over analysing, when I first saw the comment I thought he said something very offensive, so I thought I should say something about it.
      But ya I'll take what I said down, I get tired easily comments stuff, so I'll leave you all the what ever you where doing.

  • @lordsplashingtontheiii6778
    @lordsplashingtontheiii6778 4 роки тому +4805

    Wilbur: This isn't against any server rule. This isn't against anything at all. This is completely within their rights.
    Also Wilbur: trying to give them a sentence even though he himself said they didnt break any rules.
    Big brain Wilbur

    • @prophecynewt2250
      @prophecynewt2250 4 роки тому +28

      Watch the disclaimer at the end.

    • @iSomeDood
      @iSomeDood 4 роки тому +8

      Watch the vid

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 4 роки тому +13

      Tbf he DID say it was a warcrime which is also very much a punishable thing lol

    • @bigbigbig42
      @bigbigbig42 4 роки тому +50

      @@darkhorseash4337 And that is where he is wrong, what Mr. Blade did was not a war crime in any way.

    • @Lillythepanda123
      @Lillythepanda123 4 роки тому +31

      @@darkhorseash4337 yeah but
      He never declared war on anybody so it’s not a war crime lmao

  • @One-ke4xy
    @One-ke4xy 5 років тому +2684

    techno should've stood up and said
    "I demand trial by combat!"
    and then kill all of them

    • @TheAwesomeAccount
      @TheAwesomeAccount 5 років тому +91

      They are all admins and were using creative mode. No chance

    • @imvegan1994
      @imvegan1994 5 років тому +233

      yeah the admins would get destroyed

    • @isaactrockman4417
      @isaactrockman4417 5 років тому +9

      yessss

    • @splayairplane3418
      @splayairplane3418 5 років тому +25

      Select the strongest member of the jury and do trial by combat

    • @LHepi-ur2qe
      @LHepi-ur2qe 5 років тому +5

      Is SneegSnag, or Techno the ultimate PVP god?

  • @capitancat5131
    @capitancat5131 Рік тому +185

    Wilbur: *turns dramatically* "Who's watching the family guy in the background?"

  • @skinniboi
    @skinniboi 4 роки тому +4973

    its funny that he owns the whole world except for antarctica

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 роки тому +158

      NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANTARCTICA, EVEN SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T LIVE THERE!!!

    • @emilypalm8146
      @emilypalm8146 4 роки тому +273

      i'm so glad other people noticed that the antarctic empire owns everything except antarctica

    • @ghjklkop7868
      @ghjklkop7868 4 роки тому +32

      And New Zealand

    • @gabyzz1331
      @gabyzz1331 4 роки тому +7

      Ironic

    • @herelizabethan
      @herelizabethan 4 роки тому +3

      @@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 he isnt real-

  • @clarkepiatt8245
    @clarkepiatt8245 4 роки тому +3407

    Remember: all of this was just a distraction for the great potato wars

  • @fairysniper8386
    @fairysniper8386 4 роки тому +3504

    "I got Fallen Kingdom ready to loop"
    "wait why?"
    "I USED TO RUUUUUULE THE WOOOOOOOORLLLLLD"

    • @mrcandycane9310
      @mrcandycane9310 3 роки тому +18

      I like your profile pick 😂

    • @az1202
      @az1202 3 роки тому +28

      @@mrcandycane9310 profile pickaxe

    • @zniszczupl
      @zniszczupl 3 роки тому +10

      @@az1202 profile pickaxe pog

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 3 роки тому

      I don’t get the comments about your profile picture

    • @fairysniper8386
      @fairysniper8386 3 роки тому +1

      @@Case2_0 i changed it that's why

  • @snicklelord4808
    @snicklelord4808 9 місяців тому +743

    Looking back it should've been Wilbur on trial

  • @getonleagueguys7557
    @getonleagueguys7557 5 років тому +4312

    so basically he
    *Used to rule the world*

    • @nike01x26
      @nike01x26 5 років тому +154

      Chunk would load when he flying by

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 років тому +118

      Now every night he goes and flies away

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 5 років тому +113

      Above the lands of people who he used to slay

    • @heindrichpepler709
      @heindrichpepler709 5 років тому +95

      One minute I was the king

    • @ahebeshere5842
      @ahebeshere5842 5 років тому +98

      Next minute a trial goes all against me

  • @yazunhc
    @yazunhc 5 років тому +4132

    Techno sounds like he's reading a Christmas book for his kids every time he talks.

    • @jomama5935
      @jomama5935 5 років тому +24

      HugeOPness he was an english major you non

    • @yazunhc
      @yazunhc 5 років тому +95

      @@jomama5935 What's your point, you dense sack of potatoes? I was referring to his tone of voice. Imagine liking your own comment to validate yourself.

    • @remindertostayhydrated602
      @remindertostayhydrated602 5 років тому +32

      HugeOPness holy crap what did you jump on him for?

    • @DragonTheseNuts
      @DragonTheseNuts 5 років тому +12

      @@remindertostayhydrated602 he called him the n word

    • @yazunhc
      @yazunhc 5 років тому +20

      @@remindertostayhydrated602 No? He was acting as if I just insulted his father. Trying to inform me that he was an English major as if I just insulted the mans intelligence or speech.

  • @savanareherman654
    @savanareherman654 4 роки тому +3336

    This man... conquered the whole world... *as a distraction to rule the potato market...... he wins capitalism*

    • @diamondz4057
      @diamondz4057 4 роки тому +33

      Yes he dose

    • @Inhale_8632
      @Inhale_8632 4 роки тому +13

      Dont over *dose* 200000 potatoes per day

    • @nobj7824
      @nobj7824 4 роки тому +2

      Wait,

    • @juliusroman8616
      @juliusroman8616 4 роки тому +3

      @@Inhale_8632 Sounds like something from the Daily Dose of Internet.

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 4 роки тому +1

      @@juliusroman8616 *does

  • @jeffreyyin
    @jeffreyyin 2 роки тому +428

    Techno is currently conquering the land of gods, his new journey has just started. It is sad that we can't witness his adventure this time

  • @trapzone7072
    @trapzone7072 5 років тому +2481

    I’m gonna tell my kids this was Sun Tzu

    • @Migixkem
      @Migixkem 4 роки тому +5

      Good idea

    • @wintercheckmate869
      @wintercheckmate869 4 роки тому +57

      Why would you degrade techno like that. I mean techno has WAYYYY more subs then sun tzu ever had.

    • @wowwee4950
      @wowwee4950 4 роки тому +3

      It is

    • @suntzu_official
      @suntzu_official 4 роки тому +14

      You dare?

    • @wowwee4950
      @wowwee4950 4 роки тому

      @@suntzu_official 確實

  • @retroman5841
    @retroman5841 4 роки тому +4732

    If I may make a defense, he never individually entered a single country, so therefore it could not be a war crime as he never invaded a single country.

    • @mehedi1178
      @mehedi1178 3 роки тому +251

      True, all the country put themselves inside techno's border.

    • @marutotigre3488
      @marutotigre3488 3 роки тому +137

      Im confused as how invading another contry would be considered a war crime, sure its war, but war and war crimes aren't the same thing.
      I mean sure, they would end up in a war, and if they won they could sue him for reparations but it wouldn't really be for war crimes.

    • @onyxiris
      @onyxiris 3 роки тому +22

      @@marutotigre3488 Techno would have invaded all countries simultaneously, which violates the rules of war and thus constitutes a war crime.

    • @marutotigre3488
      @marutotigre3488 3 роки тому +60

      @@onyxiris No? At worst it could be said he didn't make a formal declaration of war, but the operating rule of the server was mostly at war until said otherwise, so that's iffy at best.
      And no rules of war prevent invading everybody at once, the only repercussions for that would be being at war with everybody, wich is in it of itself big enough deterent.

    • @onyxiris
      @onyxiris 3 роки тому +10

      @@marutotigre3488 does Article 8 (2) (B) xiii of the Rome Statute on War Crimes, seizing enemy's property without property being imperatively demanded by the necessities of war, and section 2 (e) VIII, ordering the displacement of the civilian population for reasons related to the conflict, help to clarify why what Technoblade did was still a war crime?

  • @NetLockGaming
    @NetLockGaming 5 років тому +5056

    Wilbur: “you have not broken any rules”
    Also Wilbur: “ however you have committed a war crime”

    • @johnwayne6482
      @johnwayne6482 5 років тому +57

      NetLockGaming rules =/= war crimes

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 5 років тому +206

      Technically
      They didnt go to war at any given point
      So if it's not a crime because there are no rules and there was no war so it can't be a war crime so techies finezies

    • @johnwayne6482
      @johnwayne6482 5 років тому +21

      _MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ I agree, he didn’t commit any, but your comment assumes war crimes and rules are the same thing. They are not

    • @yejiacharlesshen5501
      @yejiacharlesshen5501 5 років тому +1

      Oh hey there

    • @NetLockGaming
      @NetLockGaming 5 років тому +1

      charlie edits why hello good sir

  • @phoenixmilburn8759
    @phoenixmilburn8759 2 роки тому +115

    Technos really good reasons for taking over the world
    1.Cmon
    2.itll be funny

  • @spirit9783
    @spirit9783 5 років тому +759

    Wilbur: Declares war
    Techno: You wanna go?
    Wilbur: Actually nevermind

  • @oH_._
    @oH_._ 5 років тому +2047

    Technoblade: (Does a harmless prank)
    Chip: Eh, seems funny
    Wilbur: I'll go along with the joke
    Josh: (Actually serious) So you have chosen *_GETTING BANNED_*

    • @lilypaigeham
      @lilypaigeham 5 років тому +4

      Who's josh? Is he the same josh as its_josh?

    • @deemolitiont1845
      @deemolitiont1845 5 років тому +102

      @@lilypaigeham no, they're talking about JoshA20, who's a mod of Wilbur and one of the owners of SMP Earth

  • @jacobvertiz1108
    @jacobvertiz1108 4 роки тому +18364

    Can we all just appreciate that he went through all that effort JUST to throw off another potato farmer.

  • @Conranimations
    @Conranimations 6 місяців тому +53

    The judge for the trial 4 years later being a abuser......nah technoblade wins none theless. Technoblade never dies

  • @justakidicarus1191
    @justakidicarus1191 3 роки тому +4462

    "For you, the world Phil."
    Respect a man who can keep his promises.

    • @valerierae76
      @valerierae76 3 роки тому +120

      He kept his promise before making the promise XD

    • @bushramanoo
      @bushramanoo 3 роки тому +22

      A stack of likes to this man

    • @calebhanly2026
      @calebhanly2026 2 роки тому +2

      @FeZerved [Best videos] bro for your own sake delete this before others see it

    • @Mio_Chxn
      @Mio_Chxn 2 роки тому +2

      Where was this quote originally said?

    • @grey8288
      @grey8288 2 роки тому +21

      @@Mio_Chxn On the DSMP. C!Techno had ultimate loyalty to c!Phil, which they developed based on their bonds in the Artic Empire, which they brought into their lore via Techno moving to an artic environment and Phil even adopting the artic empire skin. C!Techno had one goal, to abolish government, but outside of that, his top priority was his allies and above all of them was Philza.
      Pretty sure it was the stream where he got a new home, but not positive.

  • @s_napps
    @s_napps 4 роки тому +1822

    12:57
    Phil: Can we stop the thunder it’s loud af. Can’t hear
    “Shut up criminal”

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 4 роки тому +4

      Philly?

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 4 роки тому +13

      Golden line in chat

    • @iammarqsalt1583
      @iammarqsalt1583 3 роки тому +12

      The child against the old man

    • @sanscoolson5125
      @sanscoolson5125 2 роки тому

      How come I just read this and immediately know it was Tommy before reading who said that.

  • @mootwo_
    @mootwo_ 4 роки тому +2521

    SMP Earth, 2019: Techno gets talked over while trying to roleplay (16:20)
    Dream SMP, 2020: Techno gets talked over while trying to roleplay (His revolution stream from Nov 16th)

    • @arseniclarceny4160
      @arseniclarceny4160 4 роки тому +173

      Fer Reaf No wonder he doesn’t participate much,, It seems like a common occurrence. As a dnd player i’d probably either get really pissed or lose all confidence if i just got talked over constantly. :/

    • @16letter68
      @16letter68 4 роки тому +28

      cinematic parallels huh

    • @TheNoviceAnimator_
      @TheNoviceAnimator_ 4 роки тому +44

      I feel for him I never talk cause people do the same to me : (

    • @lilowhitney8614
      @lilowhitney8614 3 роки тому +27

      It's inevitable to get talked over when so many players participate

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому +1

      Smp earth was a roleplay?

  • @mrscorystokes9360
    @mrscorystokes9360 2 роки тому +54

    Aged like Wine: 16:06 "I am proud to stand side by side with Techno"

  • @SuperCoolrandomguy
    @SuperCoolrandomguy 5 років тому +2592

    Techno: *joins SMPEarth*
    Wilbur: why is boss music playing

  • @thatneo4133
    @thatneo4133 4 роки тому +1713

    "dibs on the planet"
    -Technoblade
    He's a man of his words

  • @mitjakovac278
    @mitjakovac278 4 роки тому +2814

    Wilbur: * declares war on the antarctic empire *
    Techno: okay imma Come raid now
    Wilbur: * declares neutrality with the antarctic empire *

    • @demonicdemonic6770
      @demonicdemonic6770 3 роки тому +108

      Bet Wilber was saying "Fair enough no war shall be committed I choose life."

    • @masongao123
      @masongao123 3 роки тому +14

      IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

  • @maxphil2465
    @maxphil2465 2 роки тому +168

    Now, he’s conquering SMP Heaven.
    Goodbye Technoblade. Thanks for everything 👑

    • @grimmsoul3096
      @grimmsoul3096 2 роки тому

      wonder if god will be a boomer?
      and how long that will last?

    • @iamlosingmysanityrapidly
      @iamlosingmysanityrapidly Рік тому

      Bro shut up the purpose of the channel is we revist and laugh at what was techno stop make sad dumbass

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 4 роки тому +642

    Technoblade: *gets invited to any event ever*
    Also Technoblade: "How can we completely break this to my advantage."

  • @Randomhuman990
    @Randomhuman990 4 роки тому +1019

    A: taking over the world is not classified as a war crime
    B: everyone is trespassing in techno’s land

    • @discord.
      @discord. 4 роки тому +1

      A and B

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 роки тому +5

      C. He didn’t invade them, he made them enclaves

  • @Quinnie0821
    @Quinnie0821 4 роки тому +829

    Techno: *gets called out for commiting a war crime
    Also Techno: Ok boomer

  • @ItsJustChri5
    @ItsJustChri5 Рік тому +97

    if anyone's wondering how they were able to claim without power, i have a theory.
    in programming, there's something called an "integer underflow." basically, if a number is too small for a computer to read, it'll loop around to the highest integer possible.
    basically, by trying to remove their power, the admins accidentally gave them more.

    • @ImbuedHunter
      @ImbuedHunter 7 місяців тому +7

      Assuming it is a normal factions plugin, you can claim without power, others can just claim your claimed land if you don't have power.

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 7 місяців тому +2

      i think it also could have been an error where the programmers programmed it as something like:
      if (currentPower = maxPower) {
      //don’t claim;
      }
      instead of
      if (currentPower >= maxPower) {
      //don’t claim;
      }

    • @GunnerSiIva
      @GunnerSiIva 5 місяців тому

      @@mcmonkey26 no, it's a normal feature to be able to claim without power

  • @allisonhewitt5374
    @allisonhewitt5374 5 років тому +686

    “You fools we have the main character!”
    I lost it lmao

  • @onemorewarcrime
    @onemorewarcrime 4 роки тому +1288

    Techno joins SMP Earth;
    Admins: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @osmion6426
    @osmion6426 4 роки тому +1055

    "To conquer a nation, First disarm it's citizens"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @Mrchomk
    @Mrchomk 2 роки тому +46

    Rest in peace to the man who had helped me and many others. Let your life live on forever in the legend of the king of Minecraft and the undisputed potato king. Thank you Techno. For the memories and hard times that you have helped me and many others through.

  • @WolfbitPlays
    @WolfbitPlays 5 років тому +927

    Techno is the only person to upload less, AFTER he went fulltime

    • @justsomerandomguyjk6860
      @justsomerandomguyjk6860 5 років тому +9

      This is why pewds has more subs than him
      Lol

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 5 років тому

      u kno he live streams right?

    • @AndrewDevourer
      @AndrewDevourer 5 років тому +1

      adhd makes work less fun even tho its the exact same thing XD

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 5 років тому

      @Benjamin Sigouin he uploaded 3 times last week

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 5 років тому

      that's basically every other day

  • @blazemenace1208
    @blazemenace1208 4 роки тому +2382

    15:29 "who is watching family guy in the background?"
    *"UH THE COPYRIGHT TRIAL IS NEXT"*

    • @YoshiFan15_256
      @YoshiFan15_256 4 роки тому +77

      “Watching Big Bang Theory Funny Moments.”

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 роки тому +35

      “laughing over what other people are saying intensifies”

  • @abosisabyss
    @abosisabyss 5 років тому +4429

    Technoblade has earned the achievement “When pigs fly “

  • @lilwizerd9537
    @lilwizerd9537 Рік тому +21

    “This is the trial for the crimes of technoblade”
    “And what crimes is that?”
    “Uhhhhh-this is the trial for the crimes of technoblade”

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 4 роки тому +2642

    SMP Earth Members: Wait it's all Technoblade?
    **Flashback to Techno calling dibs on earth**
    *Always has been*

    • @matthewhernandez6508
      @matthewhernandez6508 4 роки тому +51

      "Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland"
      "Ok I'll come raid"
      "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

    • @henryhoward9679
      @henryhoward9679 4 роки тому +8

      Wilbur didn't Expect W.A.P. ( Weaponized Assault Penguins)

    • @bluenoob5945
      @bluenoob5945 4 роки тому +4

      @@henryhoward9679 ._.

  • @kenji9445
    @kenji9445 5 років тому +2178

    Technoblade: *becomes good at smpearth*
    Admins: *this is not OKIE DOKIE*

    • @1maxiuns
      @1maxiuns 5 років тому +46

      admins: that is not very cash money of you

    • @watersheep8883
      @watersheep8883 5 років тому +32

      He said dibs on earth so its all kk

    • @takoyakiiii
      @takoyakiiii 5 років тому +8

      @@watersheep8883 the Sheep has spoken

    • @brothdian
      @brothdian 4 роки тому +1

      @@watersheep8883 the council has spoken

  • @clayxros576
    @clayxros576 4 роки тому +1385

    I get it was rp, but I absolutely love how you were completely in your legal right and the admins were cheating to stop you cause they didnt like it. Calling them boomers is quite accurate.

    • @bimmer24m32
      @bimmer24m32 3 роки тому +23

      He wasn’t completely in the right the admins could have stated imperialism is a crime but they didn’t so he was somewhat in the right

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 3 роки тому +1

      @@bimmer24m32 where did they say that imperialism is bad?

    • @phil8910
      @phil8910 3 роки тому +6

      @@bobtheregular721 they never did, but they could have, so uuuuuuuh

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 3 роки тому +24

      @@phil8910 Yes, but laws dont count if they dont exist. Murder is considered pretty normal, and stealing isn't sentenced with jail or community service, so we can assume that real world laws dont apply. This means that imperialism is perfectly legal.

  • @eleazarbarnett8573
    @eleazarbarnett8573 Рік тому +43

    I can't believe I never watched Technoblade until after hes gone. I'm gonna have to go through and watch a lot of these.

  • @Matsroe
    @Matsroe 5 років тому +803

    When the smart kid outplays the principal and the teachers.

    • @tanaka6691
      @tanaka6691 4 роки тому +22

      Teachers: *That wasn't very cash money of you*

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 4 роки тому +6

      and yet despite him not breaking any rules he still did something wrong

  • @patrickriordan7230
    @patrickriordan7230 4 роки тому +2761

    Wilbur: they will all declare war on you.
    Techno: what are they gonna do, fight me?
    Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells: absolutely tf not

    • @tacticalirishboi6914
      @tacticalirishboi6914 4 роки тому +10

      I’m not going to like for no reason in particular

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 4 роки тому

      Basterd

    • @songbonnie1953
      @songbonnie1953 4 роки тому +11

      Why do i think of someone who did it anyways

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 4 роки тому +14

      Techno offering a sword: "WHO WANTS TO BE KING"

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 4 роки тому +6

      @@songbonnie1953 well, to be fair, they did write “Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells”.

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 5 років тому +1213

    17:10
    !: "Your faction is now to *enemy* to newfoundland"
    Techno: ok fine ill come raid.
    !: "Your faction is now to *neutral* to newfoundland"

    • @Migixkem
      @Migixkem 4 роки тому +2

      Don't wanna get rekt

    • @adrianrheed5105
      @adrianrheed5105 4 роки тому +35

      They knew that techno is a god in pvp and raiding cuz hes been playin factions for over 2 and a half years

  • @grimmy2663
    @grimmy2663 2 роки тому +25

    "Look, on my works 'ye mighty and despair, Nothing beside remain round the decay of that collasal wreck, boundless and bare. lone and level sands stretch far away."

  • @nyphron3109
    @nyphron3109 4 роки тому +497

    Can you describe Techno's channel with one sentence?
    Wilbur: "It's probably a war crime"

  • @tutydyfruty1702
    @tutydyfruty1702 3 роки тому +3960

    “This is witchcraft, I’m just not gonna ask, glad that man’s on my side.”
    “Oh you got a Notch apple. Twelve?! Uh- uh- Chat we choose good allies, we choose good allies Chat.”
    Techno admiring Phil while being low-key scared of him. The best duo✋

    • @WingOfFire2255
      @WingOfFire2255 3 роки тому +44

      yes, and I mean it's funny I mean that was witchcraft and smart

    • @explorerbe632
      @explorerbe632 2 роки тому +21

      dude i was about to go in the “Oh you got a Notch apple." part and then i bumped into your comment

    • @xx_r.i.p_technoblade_xx1160
      @xx_r.i.p_technoblade_xx1160 2 роки тому

      Shut up technoblade makes better content

    • @masterweird
      @masterweird 2 роки тому +5

      i read this as he said it...

  • @dabi6994
    @dabi6994 4 роки тому +459

    "I got fallen kingdom ready to play on loop."
    "Why?"
    *"I USED TO RUUUULE THE WORLD"*

  • @capuchinman490
    @capuchinman490 10 місяців тому +54

    10:06 that didn’t age well

    • @zhean7715
      @zhean7715 10 місяців тому

      Oh boi

    • @Gay_Rainbow
      @Gay_Rainbow 9 місяців тому

      Lol

    • @monuthestoryteller1678
      @monuthestoryteller1678 6 місяців тому

      What happened?

    • @gaspardtery8976
      @gaspardtery8976 6 місяців тому +1

      @@monuthestoryteller1678 Wilbur recently got exposed for tax evasion and fraud

    • @desertsandfly2277
      @desertsandfly2277 6 місяців тому

      ​@@monuthestoryteller1678He got exposed and cancelled for apparently abusing his ex-girlfriend.

  • @KawaiiPandass123
    @KawaiiPandass123 4 роки тому +3051

    "I can’t wait to tell everyone to hippety hoppety get off my property"

  • @Embattled5211
    @Embattled5211 4 роки тому +376

    "Sadly, I believe that every member of the jury has a conflict of interest, and therefore we cannot hold a trial. As such, the charges MUST be dropped."

    • @jasonalbert6251
      @jasonalbert6251 4 роки тому +36

      If Technoblade had a law degree, he’d be unstoppable.

    • @HermitCree
      @HermitCree 4 роки тому +22

      @@jasonalbert6251 oh GOD Techno with a law degree the world would just fall

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 3 роки тому

      every single human on the planet has a conflict of interest lmao

  • @horiaduna2311
    @horiaduna2311 4 роки тому +2673

    The moment techno was betrayed by arlus was the first time he experienced anti-government sentiment

    • @snarls3760
      @snarls3760 3 роки тому +103

      Oh so smp earth is canon

    • @Panda10million
      @Panda10million 3 роки тому +110

      My head canon is when Abraham Lincoln died in ultimate hunger games he became anti government

    • @ittselli3245
      @ittselli3245 3 роки тому +19

      @@Panda10million v o u c h

    • @hexcss9153
      @hexcss9153 3 роки тому +25

      @@snarls3760 Not sure about SMP Earth, but interestingly enough, Mc Mondays, MCC, and the Mr Beast Duel are actually canon

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 3 роки тому

      @@snarls3760 I think si

  • @JackLupton
    @JackLupton 10 місяців тому +19

    i remember the plot in twist in the potato war which described why he wasnt streaming, it wasnt the cough, it was the potatos

  • @johnhammond3539
    @johnhammond3539 4 роки тому +552

    I love that there is a rule “first person to leak the IP gets their kneecaps stolen”

    • @atomicriptide
      @atomicriptide 4 роки тому +5

      Isn’t it public now anyway?

    • @hiffahyphae6707
      @hiffahyphae6707 4 роки тому +3

      @@atomicriptide idk

    • @iasked9392
      @iasked9392 4 роки тому +16

      @@atomicriptide from what i know, theres a seperate public server. This server where the streamers play ended a couple months ago

  • @poidachi6003
    @poidachi6003 5 років тому +8275

    *Technoblade achieved what the Germans didn't in 1940's*

    • @spiritflame8453
      @spiritflame8453 5 років тому +156

      Bruh he technically did

    • @chickenbreasts5543
      @chickenbreasts5543 5 років тому +208

      Nazoblade

    • @bruh6664
      @bruh6664 5 років тому +45

      Ze last battalion

    • @duccducc3186
      @duccducc3186 5 років тому +21

      I said that so many times while watching this stream

    • @Hatkid_
      @Hatkid_ 5 років тому +8

      just wait for the 4 kindome? idk in actuly german idk how reich is called in english

  • @jerusalem_
    @jerusalem_ 4 роки тому +6786

    Someone: “They’ll all declare war on you!”
    Techno:”...”
    “But where will they live?”
    xD

  • @lightningboltc2683
    @lightningboltc2683 9 місяців тому +46

    Wilbur was about to sentence them to be nibbled

  • @basilioyur7132
    @basilioyur7132 5 років тому +783

    When he said "dibs on the planet" in the start he wasnt joking

  • @twkyu
    @twkyu 5 років тому +3427

    *techno conquers world*
    wilbur: wait you can’t do that
    techno: isn’t the point of world conquest to claim the world
    wilbur: but **no**

    • @moneymonkey5387
      @moneymonkey5387 5 років тому +226

      Wilbur said in his stream that it was the other admins that forced him to do it, they were actually really mad at techno and wanted him banned

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 5 років тому +98

      DA WEIRDO wow boomers.

    • @sn7y534
      @sn7y534 5 років тому +1

      wilbur***

    • @twkyu
      @twkyu 5 років тому +49

      DA WEIRDO i think josh was the only one that was mad though, i don’t think chip was

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 років тому +132

      @@moneymonkey5387 Chip was cool with it (even tried to help out, he is the voice who said about skipping chunks), and Wilbur just went with the joke. Josh was legit wanting to shadowrealm Techno to oblivion.

  • @rodaguj5718
    @rodaguj5718 4 роки тому +687

    they: delete the antartic empire
    techno: no
    they: so its war
    techno: ok, so get out of my property