"an European" I don't even know if that's correct or incorrect. "A one", "an honour" I don't even know anymore. I *think* "an" is used for words that start with the *sound* of a vowel and "a" for the sound of a consonant but idk. If I'm correct, I'ma be a grammar nazi and say that's incorrect.
“Hey guys, Technoblade here, we have conquered heaven and now will be taking over the multiverse and becoming god, hope you like and subscribe and tune in to the next video” Rip Technoblade, Alex
techno be like today we have taken over tge multiverse and now own the infinity gauntlet and have the avengers on my sad and. i shall now use the infinity gauntlet on squid kid
Technoblade: **Takes over the world** Everyone: Let's ban this nerd. _Just like in Minecraft Monday people are jealous of Techno's extreme brilliance and power_
Never watched his content during his lifetime mainly because I'm not into minecraft content but after his tragic passing I decided to watch some of his vids and now I know how much golden content I've missed out on. Rest in peace, Techno. ❤
@@haroldflowers9350 His thrid stream of SMP Earth, he claims land in a border around the Earth and the online map viewer they use makes it look like he claimed the whole Earth. The owner got on and there was this whole trial on how they should punish Technoblade and also debating over the rules of the server.
C0ntrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channěl and I would appreciate it if you checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I swear if I see one girl
The parallels are killing me, remembering this SMP, him and ph1Iza built their places in the antarctic, and in the DSMP they built their place in the snow
Just a Random mimikyu watch the video titled “voiceoverpete takes over the entirety of smp earth”, Pete is very chaotic, trust me, we have given him too much power
Contrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channel and I would appreciate it if yøu checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I sw£ar if I see one girl
I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success. When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end. Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a UA-camr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous UA-camr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them. For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then. My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place. Sincerely, one of those nerds.
That comment was beautifully written I too was there before 2019 and see him as you do I will always remember how his humor and fun and silly personality brought me joy in some of my darkest hours he truly was a treasure
@@trekkie9942 he wasn't even msging him about diamonds he was msging him about being allies since Tommy already made enemies with about half the server
FitMC is like the physical embodiment of the Pooh classy meme "Let's teamup" FitMC: "I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership"
OK, haha. Completely terrible joke, You Dirty WASTE OF SPACE. Edit: First of all I didn't really mean this kid was a waste of space, that a job ke and n itself
God i love that game. Once i refused to take the last part of Africa and Australia just so i wouldn't have completed the task of getting 3 continents. Continued to take over the world.
greenland be like "oh someone in antarctica had like that sneeze feeling but didn't actually sneeze? time to shut down EVERY METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION" And this is why i always go for infectability and unevolve symptoms, then once i have all that, i save up for a long time for points, AND MAKE EVERY HUMAN PERSON SHIT THEIR PANTS IN AN INSTANT
@@rayzedwayzed7981 Spifey is dangerous to combat 1v1. His ability "Curse of Notch" lowers the Int of anyone he hits by 1 and has a 20% chance to give the Confusion debuff. Him being on that plane was just showing mercy
Thank you Techno. For everything you have done. It is so sad that so many of us will never get you meet you, but you were still able to change our lives and we could never thank you enough for that.
Just realised our nation was born in blood... seems appropriate lmao
Hi
Underrated
yes
Yo phil
Hello dad
4:34
Technoblade: madagascar, you’ve ruined too many of my plague inc. games
Greenland: hold my cure
Iceland has rekt me too many times in plague inc
Morocco: *you were saying?*
Kitten Catastrophe I feel so connected with u
@@asairayn accurate
@@DatAliveBoi dead babies and kittens dont mix, bro
Everyone else: "I'm just gonna build a small cabin"
Techno: **claims the moon**
TFM123: claims the universe
Spike Man, techno was already 69 steps ahead of him
@@puff.3809 technoblade got dibs
He pulled a Gru on them lmao
and u take the moon
I’d always wanted to watch this series, but never got around to it. Now it hits so differently.
My thoughts exactly
RIP
😔🫡
I subbed to Techno , but didn’t watch him much. Now im getting into his videos. It hurts.
Exactly what I was thinking
The first episode:
Starting smp earth
Second episode:
“I conquered the world”
"Whoops my finger slipped"
I mean he did call dibs
Typical techno
Yeet
With potatoes
Interviewer: so techno, what part of the planet do you want
Techno: yes
You know when he says "we are getting kicked out within a week"... Yeah, almost happened.
@@randomphoenix20 really? what happened? I haven't kept up on what is happening
@@cameronkhanpour3002 Techno literally claimed the whole map
A l l Of It
lmao
*Technoblade joins the server*
Everyone else in the game: *Chuckles*
"i'm in danger"
Yes
Yes
Yes
Literally what happened to everyone of "Manburg" when techno joined yesterday
666 likes
like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed
I’m watching all of his videos ever made bc I still can’t believe it 🥺
E
@@EEEEEEEE I agree.
Guilty
Same
“The nether is disabled, because that doesn’t make sense.”
*laughs in netherlands*
That is the biggest meme opportunity
Underrated lmao
Elecdrone I second that
Lol when I see 2 comments that are the same one after another
you copy
Ok this is clever
and remember
this whole series is just for throwing squid kid off the trail
Squid kid is crying himself to sleep
@@bentrosaur5459 same
I laugh when someone says technoblade isn't a genius
L
whyst am I deadnt, my only achievement hath be yoinketh
“I used to rule the world.”
-Technoblade 1 week after the server started
"Chunks would load when I gave the word"
-Also Technoblade
“ Now I sleep on the ice “
also techno
._.
@@coinsboostmyego3068 ? you ruined it, that's not how it goes at all wtf
@@itsoracle if its from stream idk. I was just making the lyrics up there
Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything.
Blood for the Blood God.
Rest In Peace.
He will always live in our hearts. Technoblade never dies!
Rest In Peace Techno. 🙏 love you bro
@Techno The Pig same..
Ha! You think hes done? Hes up there right now finding a way to kill god
@@bontheartist7509 you can't survive without a liver
Techno: Gets Diamonds
Tommy: You mean, our diamonds comrade
Communist Tommyinnit
@@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 commieinnit
Yeah, he doesn’t upload so we are all watching ancient videos
soyuz nerushimy respublik naveki velikaya rus ПОЧЕМУ РАСПАЛ СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ
@@NotVeryNormal259 НЕ ЗНАЮ 😭😭😭😭😭
The entire point of the server: Take over the world
Techno: Takes over the world
Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that
I don’t even Know I know right, so what was the point of the server? To live in peace like reality? I don’t think so!
True, True
No, thats not how youre supposed to play the game
I was there during the trial *it was whack*
England did it , France did it, Antarctica did it...
Techno: we are stealing resources from Africa
Europe: now I see potential in this young man
And-yS lmao
Yes
As an European, I liked this joke.
"an European" I don't even know if that's correct or incorrect. "A one", "an honour" I don't even know anymore. I *think* "an" is used for words that start with the *sound* of a vowel and "a" for the sound of a consonant but idk. If I'm correct, I'ma be a grammar nazi and say that's incorrect.
More like the middle East.
After taking over Antarctica, Techno will now conquer the kingdom of heaven.
beautiful
"HeavenSMP pt2: The Coup For God's Throne"
Rip 🪦 techno
“Hey guys, Technoblade here, we have conquered heaven and now will be taking over the multiverse and becoming god, hope you like and subscribe and tune in to the next video”
Rip Technoblade, Alex
techno be like today we have taken over tge multiverse and now own the infinity gauntlet and have the avengers on my sad and. i shall now use the infinity gauntlet on squid kid
Technoblade: **Takes over the world**
Everyone: Let's ban this nerd.
_Just like in Minecraft Monday people are jealous of Techno's extreme brilliance and power_
How tf are they jealous?
It’s a joke.
@@fopdoodle1344 If you would take over the world china would be pretty jealous tbh
fopdoodle chill
@@fopdoodle1344 Its an ongoing joke that began on minecraft monday, just saying if you genuinely don't know
Everyone: Officially claiming land.
Techno: Doesn’t claim land but decides to dibs the whole planet.
he ended up claiming the world later and had to go to court
And that's how you get things done. Dibs, Shotgun and not it!
I’m calling bs
He called dibs
Foreshadowing
@@averagegirl3873 Then he pulls out a shotgun from his pocket and loads it.
“The Nether is disabled because that doesn’t make sense in the context of Earth.”
*cries in Hell*
*Cries in school, work or social interaction*
Netherlands?
@@LocalDeepstateAgent huh?
@@doghut all of those are hell. Besides social interaction. That's only hell half the time. Theres some cool people out there.
*cries in half of all living creatures*
Seriously can’t believe you’re gone. RIP Techno❤️ Rewatching all your videos to uplift my mood! Long Live The Blood God
How old are you stupid?
It’s been 2 years now… 2 years of sadness
any streamer: heads to Antarctica
techno’s viewers: *something’s wrong*
Something’s wrong i can FEEL IT
Dominic McCloy just a feeling I got like something’s about to happen
But I don't know what
Gabriel Fielka and if this means what. I think it means we’re in trouble big trouble
@@lacedmyweed we're? Their
Techno: **Goes to Africa for resources**
Also Techno: *“Where”s the food at?”*
_Edit: Thankful edits are stupid_
this oned good
Accurate
Load up I'm in need of a good market garden-ing
Stalin: “now I see potential in this man”
@@mastersonogashira1796 Indeed. I do think this. I see so much potential they shall have 1 milisecond removed from gulag time.
Can’t wait till next episode when Techno calls dibs on the entire solar system.
Yes
And then then every galaxy outside of earth
leewor17 bruh u mean the milky Way
He will take over wakanda
Dfhb Uin lol no, there are more than one galaxy
Let us remember and grieve but know that Technoblade never dies. He'll always be in our hearts.
Fly high king
RIP
Hopefully he lives a longer life 😢😢
RIP king
Rip legend
he cant be in our hearts he will just be in our minds nerd
"What's he gonna do, show up with strength potions?"
*proceeds to show up with a bomber plane*
It gives me feelings of power to Craft strength potions in UHCs
666 likes nice
Not a bomber pleb
UA-cam Creators: what inspires you to make UA-cam videos?
Technoblade: *MONEY*
DEMONIZED
I mean, who truly doesn't?
@@ralseidafluffyboi7798 Stampylonghead
Nostalgia: **kicks me in the head**
Wait he tweeted/replied that 6 months ago? I feel like it was longer ago huh-
Also potatoes
“I call dibs on Earth”
Everyone against Techno- Why do I hear boss music
Ha just wait he has a plan
@@Ami-eu6nk he has a *plane**
@@originalname8541 he will have much much more.... If you watch the stream
This entire video gives off “hey guys, today I felt cute so I subjugated the entire world under my unified empire with me as the emperor” vibes
Techno: One of the first to acquire diamonds
Tommy: You know what people call me, Techno?
Tommy.
British jshlatt localization
That dude who offered techno a potato but was still slain but the blood god?_?
Tommy scammy lmfao
Tommy Trusty
"Lets go to Africa..."
"Where is the food"
I know its wrong but I laughed
🤣🤣 it took me a second to realize the joke LMAOOAOAA
oh no OH GOD NO
@@Wishuk112 yk africa and uhhh poor people and uhhhh poverty and stuff and yeah
@kuhromi true imma have to agree with you on that one, america only goes to a poor country when they hear the word "oil"
it was a joke yall 💀
imagine techno as president
technoblade: DIBS ON THE PLANET
everyone else involved with this: It's hard to argue with his assessment.
Technoblade hates goverments so if he became president he would destroy anything related to goverments and declare total anarchy
If he became president then he would have a lot of supporters I'm sure
Pretty sure if he becames president, he'll stab everyone that has power and remove presidency
Bet u forgot u commanted that hahaa
He’d probably be a dictator and start a genocide, and he would be democratic, but only he can vote (Facism)
Never watched his content during his lifetime mainly because I'm not into minecraft content but after his tragic passing I decided to watch some of his vids and now I know how much golden content I've missed out on. Rest in peace, Techno. ❤
"I'm getting kicked out of this server in a week"
**Week passes**
Techno: *Nearly gets kicked out of the server*
At least he accomplished his goal of world domination
Wait when? I missed it ;-;
@@haroldflowers9350 His thrid stream of SMP Earth, he claims land in a border around the Earth and the online map viewer they use makes it look like he claimed the whole Earth. The owner got on and there was this whole trial on how they should punish Technoblade and also debating over the rules of the server.
RektWithStyle wut
RektWithStyle Omg lol. Only techno can actually just claim the entire earth
Techno: *Invades Africa to steal their resources*
America: *"Imma pretend I didn't see that"*
Liberia
Correction *WRITE THAT DOWN RIgHT THAT DOWN*
Hey we all did it at one point or another it was just a phase
@@johnb3587 the Mooniars didn't tho.
1k likes :)
Techno: * flies in plane *
Chat: TECHNOPLANE✈️
Techno *rides on boat*
Chat: ⛵️ T E C H N O B O A T ⛵️
technoblane
C0ntrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channěl and I would appreciate it if you checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I swear if I see one girl
Lmao, my friend irl has the username technoplane. She got hella lucky
I'm rewatching his videos after his passing. He will never be truly dead.
Techno: (3:34)
When are we gonna build nukes
*sees diamonds*
Never mind
Was gunna like but its at 69 likes
Ight imma head out
@@skoobydookie_ESBz There. I changed it
@@irongolem1476 YOU MONSTER!
@@irongolem1476 you afre the destroyer no one asked for reeee
@@irongolem1476 lol
"We're getting bombed"
"We out here in iron ARMOR and this man is already at WWII technology"
-Japan, 1945
Lmaoooooo
America: so when are we making nukes?
well, technically they were in WWII. so :/ xD
@@DaDerpyCarrot :(((
@@zen9016 xd
Every smp is techno and Phil against the world
“Techno and Phil joining Hermitcraft”
@@YESYES-yesyes.yesyes They make the mycelium resistance look like coarse dirt
This time, literally
He's not wrong
It will always be techno and Phil to the end
The parallels are killing me, remembering this SMP, him and ph1Iza built their places in the antarctic, and in the DSMP they built their place in the snow
Techno: *sees pigman*
Techno: *_MY PEOPPPPLEEEE_*
And his people exiled him
@@hummingcow1550 just like tommy in dreamsmp
@@ghost_animates7926 i 🕴️
@@ghost_animates7926 stfu kid
@@ghost_animates7926 you litarly make gacha videos
"I'm thinking it'll take two maybe 3 hours to subjugate this planet" - European Colonists
British empire, German reich, Mongol empire, Japanese imperial divinity, Roman empire.........
@@ultraaatf the guy who lists like 5 different empires that this quote applies to? yes
Nobody:
Technoblade in Africa: where is all the food at
HDISJDJSNDKSNJCSC
I just realized that .-.
Were the water?
WWHEEGGSGAAHAHAH
Anna Shmelev wth is a like fisher
4 years later and we still haven’t figured out what computer techno ran that crazy texture pack on
Didn’t know you were here in 2024 😅
"Why aren't the chest combining?"
Crouches while putting them down
Wait, that's a thing?
It was only added in 1.13, techno rarely plays post 1.9
Wait that's a thing??? No wonder that happens to me sometimes.
Techno noob
But little did we know-
This was just a distraction for the one and only war-
*the potato war*
Copy
"potatoes are more important than anything"
-Sun Tzu
be original
Shit up
G
Technoblade: chaotic evil
Philza: chaotic neutral
VoiceOverPete: chaotic good
Tos
hotel: trivago
They all even out to the all mighty CHAOTIC EMPIRE
Nah, it’s more like:
Technoblade: chaotic evil
Philza: lawful neutral
Voiceover Pete: neutral good
Just a Random mimikyu watch the video titled “voiceoverpete takes over the entirety of smp earth”, Pete is very chaotic, trust me, we have given him too much power
Rest In Peace our glorious emperor of SMP Earth. May the Antarctic empire live on
Techno: i want to take over one continet
Also techno: *i own the moon now*
Contrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channel and I would appreciate it if yøu checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I sw£ar if I see one girl
@@soa0 shit up
*NEXT TIME ON TECHNO'S QUEST TO WORLD DOMINATION* Techno takes over the universe
Nah captain sparkles already got there
ur dad best thing I’ve seen all day.
Nobody:
Technoblade’s chat:
🌎 T E C H N O P L A N E T 🌎
I think you mean ✈️ T E C H N O P L A N E ✈️
T E C H N O P L A N E
Wavetune he owns the moon aswell
⛵T E C H N O B O A T⛵
P
Technoblade: it’ll take me about 2 to 3-
Me: Ah, finally he’s being reasonable
Also Technoblade: *2 T O 3 H O U R S*
When was this again
@@eradicateeverything8773 yes
Hours that’s a really nice estimate, but I was thinking 2-3 milliseconds
@@eradicateeverything8773 also its at the start
Were u too lazy to watch
@@blendyboi5023 thanks but that comment was like a month ago lol
I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success.
When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end.
Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a UA-camr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous UA-camr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them.
For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then.
My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place.
Sincerely, one of those nerds.
o7
beautiful
You copied this from another techno comment section
That comment was beautifully written I too was there before 2019 and see him as you do I will always remember how his humor and fun and silly personality brought me joy in some of my darkest hours he truly was a treasure
o7
ToTo: bless the rains down in africa
Techno: the rain is mine
He called dips on the weather.
Teechno: yep and everything else their is proof ii called dibs
"We out here with in armor and this man's already gone to world war 2 levels of technology"
Techo: "dibs"
Everyone: "oh boi"
Hey remember when techno said dibs on ireland
Karol Joseph Gabriel remember when he said dibs on the planet then 1 week later he did it
This series was amazing. It is sad to see him go. RIP
Techno: _Acquires Diamonds_
TommyInnit: *It's free real estate!*
Hate that kid.
@@trekkie9942 he wasn't even msging him about diamonds he was msging him about being allies since Tommy already made enemies with about half the server
@@BuggedW yeah everyone knows Tommy can't write ey techno in .2 seconds
SMP Earth? More like SIMP EARTH!
Note: do not simp on the planet earth, it will not acknowledge your 1000+ donations
S I M P
Notice me Earth-Senpai!
I think if you plant 100 million trees, you might get noticed. I dunno but its worth a try.
@@thepraetor7434 hmm, maybe
@@wormsontoast senpai means brother
FitMC is like the physical embodiment of the Pooh classy meme
"Let's teamup"
FitMC: "I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership"
I meannnnn Florida’s got Florida man sooooooo
nukes under cinderal castle in disney world yeahh
Fit is so official like he is saying that they are gonna have a "Mutualy Beneficial Partnership"
Absolutely I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership.
This man was conquering the world while fighting another war, truly a master of the battlefield
"I was gonna give you steak!"
"well I got the steak now..."
Murder, the best way to receive a package
Banana I too murder my pizza delivery man
technoblade saying "wheres the food" while in africa is one of the mist unintentionally funny jokes ive ever heard
yeah
yeah
yeah
@@random-thing1 Wait, so you got youtube but no water?
Everyone in Africa ever: “Where’s the food at?!”
OK, haha.
Completely terrible joke, You Dirty WASTE OF SPACE.
Edit: First of all I didn't really mean this kid was a waste of space, that a job ke and n itself
Everyone in Africa who sees technoblade: IT IS FOOD!
Ibn He if you’re that sensitive get off the internet
@@ibnhe9024 no u
brayzenn // It’s a terrible dark humor. Isn’t even relevant with the video. It’s just to appear edgy.
Jam: *trying to be nice by delivering some steak*
Technoblade: *brutally murders him and then he steals his stuff* "Delivery successful
"
AntarcticEmpire: *Takes over the world
Everyone: ”Wait, That's Illegal”
Brofist Army there no rules broken but you are guilty
Technoblade: *goes to Africa*
Also Technoblade: “That’s the first step to any world domination.”
“Stealing resources from Africa”
“What is Smp Earth?”
Risk the board game but it’s relevant
God i love that game. Once i refused to take the last part of Africa and Australia just so i wouldn't have completed the task of getting 3 continents.
Continued to take over the world.
Eat me
He did take over the world but sadly he is not here to see us worship him. May he Rest In Peace
I can’t believe how accurately technoblade predicted his journey.
zapper for a good 30 minutes
@zapper watch the streams, i think they might be in a playlist on his chanel
Edit: yeah, the playlist is called past livestreams
Madagascar is like
"Someone coughed in Europe?"
"SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!"
Justin Hanna iceland though
Well what about New Zealand and greenland
I can typically get those but Madagascar is the one that always lives
greenland be like "oh someone in antarctica had like that sneeze feeling but didn't actually sneeze? time to shut down EVERY METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION"
And this is why i always go for infectability and unevolve symptoms, then once i have all that, i save up for a long time for points, AND MAKE EVERY HUMAN PERSON SHIT THEIR PANTS IN AN INSTANT
Yeah hate these islands countries. They shut down and you'll never be able to get there. *Looks at greenland and Madagascar*
Anyone on SMPEarth:
Techno: Hippity Hoppity get off my property
You mean "hippity hoppety I claim all ur property".
Hippity Hoppity this Earth is my property.
hippity hoppity you’re world is my property
Hippity hoppity everything and everyone is my property
Millie Chan hippity hoppity this isn’t funny and overused
Hearing steve say "ough" brings me nostalgia
When you try to steal Africa’s resources but Europe was 2 steps ahead
King Leopold II: *did someone say Africa?*
TECHNOBLADE: “I’m dropping out of college so I maybe will not have a trash upload schedule.”
His upload schedule: 1 vid per YEAR
He's been streaming though. Checkout his past Livestream playlist
He’s been uploading, it’s actually kinda hard to upload videos consistently
It’s hard to upload all the way from the Antarctic
guys he d/o to play minecraft. not to upload consistently XD
Techno: *brilliantly takes over the world in a week*
Everyone else: *wait thats illegal*
Alexa Edwards and makes him in-takeover the world
I meant un not in-takeover
when technoblade watch code geass
@@tai9337 Lol, he just goes sicko mode
But he called dibs
Can we just appreciate that technoblade did all this just to distract squid kid
Nobody:
Techno: Hippity hoppity, your land will soon be my property
Joseph that’s good
You earned a like
skidaddle skidoodle
your land is now my pool
Techno: **gets diamonds**
Tommy: *i serve the communist*
so funny wow
@@reallygreatguy257 agree
Tommy going commie I see
TOTMGsRock xD yes, and
Leftcom Gang Lol just pointing it out
"Techno calls dibs on Africa"
The British: well... This sucks
Techno in the DSMP: *An anarchist*
Techno in SMP Earth: *runs an empire*
me: "Confused unga bunga..."
all of them: supposed to take over the world
technoblade and phil: take over the world themselves
*He's a little confused, but he got the spirit*
"the nether doesn't exist cuz that doesn't make sence"
... But Pigman in a cave do?
Shhhh
Neanderthals dude
They Neanderthals
cavemen
yeet
@@dgplayzit4438 in Africa?
who knew the moon was in Antartica, that shit's kinda messed up.
Why do you think humans reached the moon only after finding Antarctica
No way, really?
Ohno- is this the start of the third impact?-
I like how they actually put the full continent for Antarctica rather than a sad strip at the bottom
Guy who swoops in the plane: tactical nuke in coming
Techno: Tactical uno reverse card in coming
that was spifey
@@rayzedwayzed7981 Spifey is dangerous to combat 1v1. His ability "Curse of Notch" lowers the Int of anyone he hits by 1 and has a 20% chance to give the Confusion debuff. Him being on that plane was just showing mercy
Spifey.
“I’m gonna get kicked out of the server within a week”
- Techno 2019
Cason Cloud lol I read that right when he said it
RGT_ Mystic same
@@trahbedrockplayer8721 same
SAME
Ah shit I was here when it had like 4 likes lol now it has 220
Technoblade:Just vibing in Antartica
Literally everyone else: *DESTROY HIM*
...everyone's just like
Ok so technoblade is here
He's gonna conquer the planet
We need to stall
Fit and techno Ally
Everyone else: we fuckes
Is he vibing, while he's plotting world domination?
it hurtseven more when you hear him say i wanna live at 2:06
Technoblade: What is SMPEarth?
Me: Something for you to conquer
SMP Earth is a live streamed server, with all of your favorite youtubers
And tommyinit
Everyone: Technoblade never dies
Technoblade one week later: So I suffocated in a wall....
Logging in, cuz of lag cri
Thechnoblade joins
Everyone: now this is an avenger level threat
Robbie Morgante even the avengers can’t stop this man-, sorry pig.
he is inevitable
*Thechnoblade*
_RealUnderscore_ close enough
Thiccnoblade
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO! Going back an watching all your videos today, we miss you everyday.
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!
"It's a fine continent and I'll be back to conquer it later."
Is that what every European nation said in the 1900s
o h m y g o d
1700s
They never got Ethiopia
it was in the 1800s smol brain
eg08mcpvp we can make a religion out of this
"There's so many resources in Africa! It's hard to steal all of them, but I must."
Real historical events in minecraft part 1
3:20
HAHAHAHAHAHDHJSHD
Everyone else: making humble villages and cities
Techno:
Owns the entire planet and the moon
i will now indulge in bittersweet nostalgia
Glad I’m not alone on this
@@koromoro6682 you’re never alone
I see you’ve teamed up with the most dominant Florida Man.
Boguss PR you mean the most dominant oldest anarchy server in minecraft man
@@Ipodcrazy welcome, to another episode on the world's oldest Minecraft anarchy server
GrayStillPlays?
Bunny and Cat I wish
Techno: *"Where is all the food at?"*
Africa: Has none
FroyoChicken bruh 😂😔
Bruh
Lol so funny but true!!😁
*AFRICAN BRUH*
Skeleton: *Shoots pigmen*
Pigmen: "Execute order 66"
"Target spotted"
Yes, my Lord
@@nerdatomic2273 "you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them"
@@ThickThighLover69 "it's over Anikan I have the high ground"
@@ThickThighLover69 he was the chosen one
Thank you Techno. For everything you have done. It is so sad that so many of us will never get you meet you, but you were still able to change our lives and we could never thank you enough for that.