SMP Earth: The Empire Begins

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2019
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @leeroyjenkns5182
    @leeroyjenkns5182 4 роки тому +4157

    Everyone else: "I'm just gonna build a small cabin"
    Techno: **claims the moon**

    • @spikeman7641
      @spikeman7641 4 роки тому +23

      TFM123: claims the universe

    • @puff.3809
      @puff.3809 4 роки тому +33

      Spike Man, techno was already 69 steps ahead of him

    • @KN1GHTCRAB
      @KN1GHTCRAB 4 роки тому +8

      @@puff.3809 technoblade got dibs

    • @jon_noj
      @jon_noj 4 роки тому +10

      He pulled a Gru on them lmao

    • @litteralyjustsam5262
      @litteralyjustsam5262 4 роки тому +1

      and u take the moon

  • @coolcatcastle8
    @coolcatcastle8 3 роки тому +4819

    4:34
    Technoblade: madagascar, you’ve ruined too many of my plague inc. games
    Greenland: hold my cure

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 Рік тому +1025

    I’d always wanted to watch this series, but never got around to it. Now it hits so differently.

  • @r4v3n719
    @r4v3n719 Рік тому +1235

    like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

  • @arihieu
    @arihieu 3 роки тому +4870

    The first episode:
    Starting smp earth
    Second episode:
    “I conquered the world”

  • @subscribetonsytgaming5312
    @subscribetonsytgaming5312 4 роки тому +6192

    Interviewer: so techno, what part of the planet do you want
    Techno: yes

    • @randomphoenix20
      @randomphoenix20 4 роки тому +63

      You know when he says "we are getting kicked out within a week"... Yeah, almost happened.

    • @cameronkhanpour3002
      @cameronkhanpour3002 4 роки тому +13

      @@randomphoenix20 really? what happened? I haven't kept up on what is happening

    • @ebtheartist3843
      @ebtheartist3843 4 роки тому +23

      @@cameronkhanpour3002 Techno literally claimed the whole map

    • @maezhang1477
      @maezhang1477 3 роки тому +8

      A l l Of It

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому +3

      lmao

  • @kirrbowkat
    @kirrbowkat Рік тому +155

    Seriously can’t believe you’re gone. RIP Techno❤️ Rewatching all your videos to uplift my mood! Long Live The Blood God

  • @P5kr
    @P5kr Рік тому +188

    After taking over Antarctica, Techno will now conquer the kingdom of heaven.

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 Рік тому +2

      beautiful

    • @planefan082
      @planefan082 Рік тому +9

      "HeavenSMP pt2: The Coup For God's Throne"

    • @beanboy4378
      @beanboy4378 Рік тому

      Rip 🪦 techno

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed Рік тому +12

      “Hey guys, Technoblade here, we have conquered heaven and now will be taking over the multiverse and becoming god, hope you like and subscribe and tune in to the next video”
      Rip Technoblade, Alex

    • @UltraPancake-qe6vh
      @UltraPancake-qe6vh 8 місяців тому +1

      techno be like today we have taken over tge multiverse and now own the infinity gauntlet and have the avengers on my sad and. i shall now use the infinity gauntlet on squid kid

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому +1378

    “The Nether is disabled because that doesn’t make sense in the context of Earth.”
    *cries in Hell*

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 4 роки тому +42

      *Cries in school, work or social interaction*

    • @jesucristo4168
      @jesucristo4168 4 роки тому +21

      Netherlands?

    • @doghut
      @doghut 4 роки тому +1

      @@LocalDeepstateAgent huh?

    • @theantknight6132
      @theantknight6132 4 роки тому +16

      @@doghut all of those are hell. Besides social interaction. That's only hell half the time. Theres some cool people out there.

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 роки тому +1

      *cries in half of all living creatures*

  • @pita_whale949
    @pita_whale949 4 роки тому +6813

    Everyone: Officially claiming land.
    Techno: Doesn’t claim land but decides to dibs the whole planet.

    • @mmmnmmm675
      @mmmnmmm675 4 роки тому +183

      he ended up claiming the world later and had to go to court

    • @averagegirl3873
      @averagegirl3873 4 роки тому +85

      And that's how you get things done. Dibs, Shotgun and not it!

    • @gubboxthwok
      @gubboxthwok 4 роки тому +10

      I’m calling bs
      He called dibs

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому +7

      Foreshadowing

    • @KazualBopthKatze
      @KazualBopthKatze 3 роки тому +17

      @@averagegirl3873 Then he pulls out a shotgun from his pocket and loads it.

  • @hanyyylet6
    @hanyyylet6 Рік тому +929

    Let us remember and grieve but know that Technoblade never dies. He'll always be in our hearts.

  • @pkhl_1617
    @pkhl_1617 Рік тому +367

    Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything.
    Blood for the Blood God.
    Rest In Peace.

    • @BenitoMussolini-sq9hq
      @BenitoMussolini-sq9hq Рік тому +9

      He will always live in our hearts. Technoblade never dies!

    • @pkhl_1617
      @pkhl_1617 Рік тому +4

      Rest In Peace Techno. 🙏 love you bro

    • @Purtle
      @Purtle Рік тому +2

      @Techno The Pig same..

    • @vasaaviarion
      @vasaaviarion Рік тому

      Ha! You think hes done? Hes up there right now finding a way to kill god

    • @straw-hat-iicy
      @straw-hat-iicy Рік тому

      @@bontheartist7509 you can't survive without a liver

  • @aid3n461
    @aid3n461 4 роки тому +2797

    *Technoblade joins the server*
    Everyone else in the game: *Chuckles*
    "i'm in danger"

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @Aa-vn5gu
      @Aa-vn5gu 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @Murasaki_Saya
      @Murasaki_Saya 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @MN-ys2pe
      @MN-ys2pe 3 роки тому +9

      Literally what happened to everyone of "Manburg" when techno joined yesterday

    • @ociorel
      @ociorel 3 роки тому

      666 likes

  • @xylyan
    @xylyan 4 роки тому +2623

    “I used to rule the world.”
    -Technoblade 1 week after the server started

    • @noahyi642
      @noahyi642 4 роки тому +95

      "Chunks would load when I gave the word"
      -Also Technoblade

    • @coinsboostmyego3068
      @coinsboostmyego3068 4 роки тому +47

      “ Now I sleep on the ice “
      also techno

    • @brittanysteele5079
      @brittanysteele5079 4 роки тому

      ._.

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 4 роки тому +1

      @@coinsboostmyego3068 ? you ruined it, that's not how it goes at all wtf

    • @coinsboostmyego3068
      @coinsboostmyego3068 4 роки тому +1

      @@itsoracle if its from stream idk. I was just making the lyrics up there

  • @etrandex6407
    @etrandex6407 Рік тому +38

    Never watched his content during his lifetime mainly because I'm not into minecraft content but after his tragic passing I decided to watch some of his vids and now I know how much golden content I've missed out on. Rest in peace, Techno. ❤

  • @Mr.Pyromaniac
    @Mr.Pyromaniac Рік тому +32

    I'm rewatching his videos after his passing. He will never be truly dead.

  • @angel-ca
    @angel-ca 4 роки тому +1372

    any streamer: heads to Antarctica
    techno’s viewers: *something’s wrong*

    • @curse4384
      @curse4384 4 роки тому +57

      Something’s wrong i can FEEL IT

    • @lacedmyweed
      @lacedmyweed 4 роки тому +6

      Dominic McCloy just a feeling I got like something’s about to happen

    • @gabrielfielka2746
      @gabrielfielka2746 4 роки тому +5

      But I don't know what

    • @lacedmyweed
      @lacedmyweed 4 роки тому +8

      Gabriel Fielka and if this means what. I think it means we’re in trouble big trouble

    • @hinzlim9166
      @hinzlim9166 4 роки тому

      @@lacedmyweed we're? Their

  • @thelivingdarkness1399
    @thelivingdarkness1399 3 роки тому +4179

    Techno: Gets Diamonds
    Tommy: You mean, our diamonds comrade

    • @carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826
      @carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 3 роки тому +73

      Communist Tommyinnit

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 3 роки тому +93

      @@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 commieinnit

    • @justgamingjmq5080
      @justgamingjmq5080 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah, he doesn’t upload so we are all watching ancient videos

    • @NotVeryNormal259
      @NotVeryNormal259 2 роки тому +3

      soyuz nerushimy respublik naveki velikaya rus ПОЧЕМУ РАСПАЛ СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ

    • @aliakseyfryauf2123
      @aliakseyfryauf2123 Рік тому +1

      @@NotVeryNormal259 НЕ ЗНАЮ 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TextualDeviant
    @TextualDeviant Рік тому +82

    I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success.
    When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end.
    Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a UA-camr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous UA-camr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them.
    For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then.
    My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place.
    Sincerely, one of those nerds.

    • @purechaos1091
      @purechaos1091 Рік тому +4

      o7

    • @yungqumkuat7411
      @yungqumkuat7411 Рік тому

      beautiful

    • @captainpixel362
      @captainpixel362 Рік тому +1

      You copied this from another techno comment section

    • @Megagamer-xy9vk
      @Megagamer-xy9vk Рік тому

      That comment was beautifully written I too was there before 2019 and see him as you do I will always remember how his humor and fun and silly personality brought me joy in some of my darkest hours he truly was a treasure

    • @Megagamer-xy9vk
      @Megagamer-xy9vk Рік тому +1

      o7

  • @Shinyreaper816
    @Shinyreaper816 9 місяців тому +3

    Technos the only man who can ask for the entire planet and everyone just gives it to him

  • @ph1lza
    @ph1lza 4 роки тому +27223

    Just realised our nation was born in blood... seems appropriate lmao

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 4 роки тому +2836

    Techno: *Invades Africa to steal their resources*
    America: *"Imma pretend I didn't see that"*

  • @QwertyIsCool
    @QwertyIsCool Рік тому +26

    This series was amazing. It is sad to see him go. RIP

  • @ricardocea2169
    @ricardocea2169 Рік тому +21

    Rest In Peace our glorious emperor of SMP Earth. May the Antarctic empire live on

  • @ehoncrack9413
    @ehoncrack9413 4 роки тому +12533

    and remember
    this whole series is just for throwing squid kid off the trail

    • @owenp4068
      @owenp4068 4 роки тому +807

      Squid kid is crying himself to sleep

    • @ehoncrack9413
      @ehoncrack9413 3 роки тому +47

      @@bentrosaur5459 same

    • @_username
      @_username 3 роки тому +198

      I laugh when someone says technoblade isn't a genius

    • @endablox
      @endablox 3 роки тому +15

      L

    • @aegis3505
      @aegis3505 3 роки тому +37

      whyst am I deadnt, my only achievement hath be yoinketh

  • @moistnapkin1512
    @moistnapkin1512 4 роки тому +725

    "What's he gonna do, show up with strength potions?"
    *proceeds to show up with a bomber plane*

    • @_SodaZ
      @_SodaZ 4 роки тому +7

      It gives me feelings of power to Craft strength potions in UHCs

    • @kristopher4130
      @kristopher4130 2 роки тому

      666 likes nice

    • @power2ix605
      @power2ix605 2 роки тому

      Not a bomber pleb

  • @diamondbeam7251
    @diamondbeam7251 Рік тому +7

    Rip techno, make sure u conquer Gods kingdom by the time I get there

  • @DabDab-lg5jv
    @DabDab-lg5jv 9 місяців тому +4

    Techno was bored of conquering the world so he decided to fight god instead R.I.P potato lord

  • @mastersonogashira1796
    @mastersonogashira1796 4 роки тому +3658

    Techno: we are stealing resources from Africa
    Europe: now I see potential in this young man

    • @cxtrusss
      @cxtrusss 4 роки тому +3

      And-yS lmao

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @TOG285
      @TOG285 4 роки тому +11

      As an European, I liked this joke.

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 4 роки тому +17

      "an European" I don't even know if that's correct or incorrect. "A one", "an honour" I don't even know anymore. I *think* "an" is used for words that start with the *sound* of a vowel and "a" for the sound of a consonant but idk. If I'm correct, I'ma be a grammar nazi and say that's incorrect.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 4 роки тому +2

      More like the middle East.

  • @airbearsarrow3426
    @airbearsarrow3426 4 роки тому +12132

    “The nether is disabled, because that doesn’t make sense.”
    *laughs in netherlands*

    • @iwatchanime0
      @iwatchanime0 4 роки тому +712

      That is the biggest meme opportunity

    • @adhithyakarthik9136
      @adhithyakarthik9136 4 роки тому +208

      Underrated lmao

    • @Dra3oon
      @Dra3oon 4 роки тому +38

      Elecdrone I second that

    • @adiyaod6291
      @adiyaod6291 4 роки тому +12

      Lol when I see 2 comments that are the same one after another
      you copy

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 4 роки тому +23

      Ok this is clever

  • @proraptor0811
    @proraptor0811 Рік тому +5

    Can we just appreciate that technoblade did all this just to distract squid kid

  • @jadeneace1408
    @jadeneace1408 Рік тому +4

    the first video of yours I've watched since your passing. I miss you Technoblade o7

  • @supportivesammy1802
    @supportivesammy1802 4 роки тому +3476

    Nobody:
    Technoblade in Africa: where is all the food at

  • @eleazarsares6245
    @eleazarsares6245 4 роки тому +421

    “I call dibs on Earth”
    Everyone against Techno- Why do I hear boss music

    • @Ami-eu6nk
      @Ami-eu6nk 4 роки тому

      Ha just wait he has a plan

    • @originalname8541
      @originalname8541 4 роки тому

      @@Ami-eu6nk he has a *plane**

    • @Ami-eu6nk
      @Ami-eu6nk 4 роки тому

      @@originalname8541 he will have much much more.... If you watch the stream

  • @Selenny
    @Selenny Рік тому +12

    i will now indulge in bittersweet nostalgia

    • @koromoro6682
      @koromoro6682 Рік тому +2

      Glad I’m not alone on this

    • @Selenny
      @Selenny Рік тому

      @@koromoro6682 you’re never alone

  • @capitancat5131
    @capitancat5131 10 місяців тому +2

    Jam: *trying to be nice by delivering some steak*
    Technoblade: *brutally murders him and then he steals his stuff* "Delivery successful
    "

  • @kaifulbright5241
    @kaifulbright5241 4 роки тому +455

    Techno: One of the first to acquire diamonds
    Tommy: You know what people call me, Techno?

  • @aeinzalot
    @aeinzalot 4 роки тому +6451

    Can’t wait till next episode when Techno calls dibs on the entire solar system.

  • @eplayspiano
    @eplayspiano 2 роки тому +5

    Being from Madagascar and seeing him skip it, I was genuinely like: " bruh "

  • @Justin-qe6gj
    @Justin-qe6gj Рік тому +5

    arleast this ended before he passed

  • @idontevenknow3002
    @idontevenknow3002 4 роки тому +4601

    The entire point of the server: Take over the world
    Techno: Takes over the world
    Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

    • @youngcosmic1
      @youngcosmic1 4 роки тому +137

      I don’t even Know I know right, so what was the point of the server? To live in peace like reality? I don’t think so!

    • @antimatter9412
      @antimatter9412 4 роки тому +4

      True, True

    • @duck5843
      @duck5843 4 роки тому +21

      No, thats not how youre supposed to play the game

    • @cupwithwater7804
      @cupwithwater7804 4 роки тому +72

      I was there during the trial *it was whack*

    • @hindimovies7328
      @hindimovies7328 4 роки тому +45

      England did it , France did it, Antarctica did it...

  • @twistymcyeet3765
    @twistymcyeet3765 4 роки тому +1584

    "I'm getting kicked out of this server in a week"
    **Week passes**
    Techno: *Nearly gets kicked out of the server*

    • @jennifern9911
      @jennifern9911 4 роки тому +78

      At least he accomplished his goal of world domination

    • @haroldflowers9350
      @haroldflowers9350 4 роки тому +17

      Wait when? I missed it ;-;

    • @rekunan
      @rekunan 4 роки тому +169

      @@haroldflowers9350 His thrid stream of SMP Earth, he claims land in a border around the Earth and the online map viewer they use makes it look like he claimed the whole Earth. The owner got on and there was this whole trial on how they should punish Technoblade and also debating over the rules of the server.

    • @Kzy365
      @Kzy365 4 роки тому +8

      RektWithStyle wut

    • @haroldflowers9350
      @haroldflowers9350 4 роки тому +71

      RektWithStyle Omg lol. Only techno can actually just claim the entire earth

  • @Avrelianvs
    @Avrelianvs Рік тому +6

    I am sad that he is gone.
    I am happy that he was here at all.

  • @elisabethsky6296
    @elisabethsky6296 Рік тому +9

    He did take over the world but sadly he is not here to see us worship him. May he Rest In Peace

  • @Wavetune
    @Wavetune 4 роки тому +2949

    Nobody:
    Technoblade’s chat:
    🌎 T E C H N O P L A N E T 🌎

    • @greenplayz2376
      @greenplayz2376 4 роки тому +104

      I think you mean ✈️ T E C H N O P L A N E ✈️

    • @clnne
      @clnne 4 роки тому +18

      T E C H N O P L A N E

    • @zEliazar
      @zEliazar 4 роки тому +4

      Wavetune he owns the moon aswell

    • @danzotik99
      @danzotik99 4 роки тому +18

      ⛵T E C H N O B O A T⛵

    • @HowHorror
      @HowHorror 4 роки тому

      P

  • @undergamer2748
    @undergamer2748 4 роки тому +411

    Techno: i want to take over one continet
    Also techno: *i own the moon now*

    • @soa0
      @soa0 4 роки тому

      Contrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channel and I would appreciate it if yøu checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I sw£ar if I see one girl

    • @cheeseyasscheek9186
      @cheeseyasscheek9186 4 роки тому +9

      @@soa0 shit up

    • @llamas1395
      @llamas1395 4 роки тому +2

      *NEXT TIME ON TECHNO'S QUEST TO WORLD DOMINATION* Techno takes over the universe

    • @shaqtinoah
      @shaqtinoah 4 роки тому +2

      Nah captain sparkles already got there

    • @jaysternumber1
      @jaysternumber1 4 роки тому

      ur dad best thing I’ve seen all day.

  • @Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred
    @Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred Рік тому +4

    Hering technos voice makes me so sad because of the recent eventual YOU WILL LEAVE FOREVER TECHNO YOUR CHANELL WILL NEVER DIE YOU SHALL LIVE FOREVER

  • @eggishere
    @eggishere 11 місяців тому +3

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO! Going back an watching all your videos today, we miss you everyday.
    TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 3 роки тому +3685

    imagine techno as president
    technoblade: DIBS ON THE PLANET
    everyone else involved with this: It's hard to argue with his assessment.

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 3 роки тому +70

      Technoblade hates goverments so if he became president he would destroy anything related to goverments and declare total anarchy

    • @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial
      @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial 3 роки тому +20

      If he became president then he would have a lot of supporters I'm sure

    • @silv830
      @silv830 3 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure if he becames president, he'll stab everyone that has power and remove presidency

    • @user-qs9tm6ib5l
      @user-qs9tm6ib5l 3 роки тому +3

      Bet u forgot u commanted that hahaa

    • @b.r.6405
      @b.r.6405 3 роки тому

      He’d probably be a dictator and start a genocide, and he would be democratic, but only he can vote (Facism)

  • @sleepyysleep
    @sleepyysleep 4 роки тому +660

    Techno: *sees pigman*
    Techno: *_MY PEOPPPPLEEEE_*

    • @hummingcow1550
      @hummingcow1550 3 роки тому +24

      And his people exiled him

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 3 роки тому +7

      @@hummingcow1550 just like tommy in dreamsmp

    • @killinglyre
      @killinglyre 3 роки тому +3

      @@ghost_animates7926 i 🕴️

    • @twoad7601
      @twoad7601 3 роки тому

      @@ghost_animates7926 stfu kid

    • @twoad7601
      @twoad7601 3 роки тому

      @@ghost_animates7926 you litarly make gacha videos

  • @Annnnnaaananaaananana
    @Annnnnaaananaaananana Рік тому +4

    That moment when you realize this whole series was to distract Squid Kid and throw him off the trail

  • @angelospapadopoulos4545
    @angelospapadopoulos4545 Рік тому +6

    im not rewatching all the videos you are😞☦️🕊️

  • @saivion
    @saivion 4 роки тому +859

    UA-cam Creators: what inspires you to make UA-cam videos?
    Technoblade: *MONEY*

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 4 роки тому +16

      DEMONIZED

    • @ralseidafluffyboi7798
      @ralseidafluffyboi7798 4 роки тому +6

      I mean, who truly doesn't?

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 3 роки тому +23

      @@ralseidafluffyboi7798 Stampylonghead
      Nostalgia: **kicks me in the head**

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 3 роки тому +1

      Wait he tweeted/replied that 6 months ago? I feel like it was longer ago huh-

    • @jhebawb2966
      @jhebawb2966 3 роки тому +4

      Also potatoes

  • @bigboinoob6937
    @bigboinoob6937 3 роки тому +3345

    Every smp is techno and Phil against the world

    • @YES-wz3eh
      @YES-wz3eh 2 роки тому +125

      “Techno and Phil joining Hermitcraft”

    • @whyar3y0uga34
      @whyar3y0uga34 2 роки тому +74

      @@YES-wz3eh They make the mycelium resistance look like coarse dirt

    • @universal5459
      @universal5459 2 роки тому +11

      This time, literally

    • @xentl1783
      @xentl1783 2 роки тому +7

      He's not wrong

    • @user-tf6hd7zn7g
      @user-tf6hd7zn7g 2 роки тому +15

      It will always be techno and Phil to the end

  • @vetxran
    @vetxran Рік тому +4

    We miss you all Technoblade I hope your dropkicking orphans in self defense up in heaven brother RIP LLT

  • @Apple-wx9sg
    @Apple-wx9sg Рік тому +6

    Pov:Your rewatching his videos after the news:(

  • @tiagotazoniero4488
    @tiagotazoniero4488 3 роки тому +1240

    "Lets go to Africa..."
    "Where is the food"
    I know its wrong but I laughed

    • @YagaMain23z
      @YagaMain23z 3 роки тому +42

      🤣🤣 it took me a second to realize the joke LMAOOAOAA

    • @Dolphin_Wooo
      @Dolphin_Wooo 2 роки тому +17

      oh no OH GOD NO

    • @YagaMain23z
      @YagaMain23z 2 роки тому +13

      @@Sunfish789 yk africa and uhhh poor people and uhhhh poverty and stuff and yeah

    • @YagaMain23z
      @YagaMain23z 2 роки тому +8

      @kuhromi true imma have to agree with you on that one, america only goes to a poor country when they hear the word "oil"

    • @hyperphobic6331
      @hyperphobic6331 2 роки тому +4

      it was a joke yall 💀

  • @teal3af49
    @teal3af49 4 роки тому +3850

    But little did we know-
    This was just a distraction for the one and only war-
    *the potato war*

  • @hhhhggggggggg47
    @hhhhggggggggg47 Рік тому +7

    It's just the fact... Im listening to a dead man. It's the worst feeling. I love Technoblade.

  • @thatonenoob1050
    @thatonenoob1050 Рік тому +8

    it hurtseven more when you hear him say i wanna live at 2:06

  • @simplybecca6959
    @simplybecca6959 4 роки тому +255

    ToTo: bless the rains down in africa
    Techno: the rain is mine

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 4 роки тому +4

      He called dips on the weather.

    • @CreepyKiller0202
      @CreepyKiller0202 2 роки тому +1

      Teechno: yep and everything else their is proof ii called dibs

  • @owen5111
    @owen5111 4 роки тому +1131

    "Why aren't the chest combining?"
    Crouches while putting them down

    • @Ashwin-md9ie
      @Ashwin-md9ie 4 роки тому +47

      Wait, that's a thing?

    • @gearoidgarvey8266
      @gearoidgarvey8266 4 роки тому +84

      It was only added in 1.13, techno rarely plays post 1.9

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 4 роки тому +8

      Wait that's a thing??? No wonder that happens to me sometimes.

    • @Random_citizen943
      @Random_citizen943 2 роки тому

      Techno noob

  • @propisaviking
    @propisaviking Рік тому +12

    now he can make smp heaven, this is all working out guys.
    RIP TECHNO fr tho

    • @planefan082
      @planefan082 Рік тому

      Earth has been conquered, now for the other dimensions

  • @kvltgoro
    @kvltgoro 8 місяців тому +1

    Honestly this was one of the best Minecraft UA-camrs, even the best gaming UA-cam channel. We'll miss you forever

  • @FestiveRocket
    @FestiveRocket 4 роки тому +5089

    Techno: **Goes to Africa for resources**
    Also Techno: *“Where”s the food at?”*
    _Edit: Thankful edits are stupid_

    • @MK-wq1nz
      @MK-wq1nz 4 роки тому +70

      this oned good

    • @nurhid5742
      @nurhid5742 4 роки тому +53

      Accurate

    • @comradejack5376
      @comradejack5376 4 роки тому +17

      Load up I'm in need of a good market garden-ing

    • @mastersonogashira1796
      @mastersonogashira1796 4 роки тому +19

      Stalin: “now I see potential in this man”

    • @comradejack5376
      @comradejack5376 4 роки тому +4

      @@mastersonogashira1796 Indeed. I do think this. I see so much potential they shall have 1 milisecond removed from gulag time.

  • @scuffedweeb
    @scuffedweeb 4 роки тому +654

    Techno: (3:34)
    When are we gonna build nukes
    *sees diamonds*
    Never mind

    • @skoobydookie_ESBz
      @skoobydookie_ESBz 4 роки тому +3

      Was gunna like but its at 69 likes
      Ight imma head out

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 4 роки тому +3

      @@skoobydookie_ESBz There. I changed it

    • @calebg6587
      @calebg6587 4 роки тому +1

      @@irongolem1476 YOU MONSTER!

    • @djaydeved
      @djaydeved 4 роки тому

      @@irongolem1476 you afre the destroyer no one asked for reeee

    • @conthegamer
      @conthegamer Рік тому

      @@irongolem1476 lol

  • @wii_drongur
    @wii_drongur 11 місяців тому +3

    Hearing steve say "ough" brings me nostalgia

  • @Leboi600
    @Leboi600 Рік тому +2

    conquered the world and became a great wise king of men.

  • @imunoriginal382
    @imunoriginal382 4 роки тому +783

    Techo: "dibs"
    Everyone: "oh boi"

    • @aoa1032
      @aoa1032 4 роки тому

      Hey remember when techno said dibs on ireland

    • @daviddavid-mi5qw
      @daviddavid-mi5qw 4 роки тому +1

      Karol Joseph Gabriel remember when he said dibs on the planet then 1 week later he did it

  • @user-lz5wp5cg4y
    @user-lz5wp5cg4y 4 роки тому +572

    Technoblade: chaotic evil
    Philza: chaotic neutral
    VoiceOverPete: chaotic good

    • @kashcarter9485
      @kashcarter9485 4 роки тому +4

      Tos

    • @cdeeznutsLOL
      @cdeeznutsLOL 4 роки тому +11

      hotel: trivago

    • @razorsaber2287
      @razorsaber2287 4 роки тому +14

      They all even out to the all mighty CHAOTIC EMPIRE

    • @justarandommimikyu8474
      @justarandommimikyu8474 4 роки тому +8

      Nah, it’s more like:
      Technoblade: chaotic evil
      Philza: lawful neutral
      Voiceover Pete: neutral good

    • @user-lz5wp5cg4y
      @user-lz5wp5cg4y 4 роки тому +4

      Just a Random mimikyu watch the video titled “voiceoverpete takes over the entirety of smp earth”, Pete is very chaotic, trust me, we have given him too much power

  • @benfrank9622
    @benfrank9622 Рік тому +6

    Who's going to make the Antarctic Empire now?

    • @yeboxxxchannel2505
      @yeboxxxchannel2505 Рік тому

      What if we revive the idea through into other games and communities?

  • @AidanLW
    @AidanLW Рік тому +8

    you will forever stay in my world techno, fly high buddy, we will always love you.
    let the king rest in potatoes

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 4 роки тому +1727

    Technoblade: **Takes over the world**
    Everyone: Let's ban this nerd.
    _Just like in Minecraft Monday people are jealous of Techno's extreme brilliance and power_

    • @fopdoodle1344
      @fopdoodle1344 4 роки тому +1

      How tf are they jealous?

    • @loadingfont
      @loadingfont 4 роки тому +38

      It’s a joke.

    • @seanathonhooper
      @seanathonhooper 4 роки тому +22

      @@fopdoodle1344 If you would take over the world china would be pretty jealous tbh

    • @bigmendi3444
      @bigmendi3444 4 роки тому +2

      fopdoodle chill

    • @viperverse6742
      @viperverse6742 4 роки тому +5

      @@fopdoodle1344 Its an ongoing joke that began on minecraft monday, just saying if you genuinely don't know

  • @GeneralChrisGaming
    @GeneralChrisGaming 4 роки тому +332

    "We out here with in armor and this man's already gone to world war 2 levels of technology"

  • @tsunami4233
    @tsunami4233 Рік тому +16

    Just rewatching technoblade. Nothing's wrong.

    • @ashes_of_arson
      @ashes_of_arson Рік тому +1

      Yes absolutely nothing's wrong don't mind me crying in a corner

  • @bigchungus6606
    @bigchungus6606 Рік тому +5

    who else is going through all these vids after techno went to take over the kingdom of god?

  • @zen9016
    @zen9016 4 роки тому +1765

    "We're getting bombed"
    "We out here in iron ARMOR and this man is already at WWII technology"
    -Japan, 1945

  • @mhfortner
    @mhfortner 4 роки тому +523

    "I was gonna give you steak!"
    "well I got the steak now..."

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому +3

      Murder, the best way to receive a package

    • @aidanlee7581
      @aidanlee7581 3 роки тому +7

      Banana I too murder my pizza delivery man

  • @samuelbodden2489
    @samuelbodden2489 Рік тому +4

    I’m watching this two years later to his voice. Techno never dies

  • @MrSpook-kp8we
    @MrSpook-kp8we Рік тому +4

    Rest in peace legend...

  • @1nfg364
    @1nfg364 4 роки тому +1749

    Techno: goes to Africa
    Also techno: complains about the lack of food

  • @spongebobsquarepants6935
    @spongebobsquarepants6935 3 роки тому +6433

    Technoblade: it’ll take me about 2 to 3-
    Me: Ah, finally he’s being reasonable
    Also Technoblade: *2 T O 3 H O U R S*

    • @eradicateeverything8773
      @eradicateeverything8773 3 роки тому +53

      When was this again

    • @blendyboi5023
      @blendyboi5023 3 роки тому +67

      @@eradicateeverything8773 yes

    • @alfredjames4530
      @alfredjames4530 3 роки тому +100

      Hours that’s a really nice estimate, but I was thinking 2-3 milliseconds

    • @blendyboi5023
      @blendyboi5023 3 роки тому +20

      @@eradicateeverything8773 also its at the start
      Were u too lazy to watch

    • @eradicateeverything8773
      @eradicateeverything8773 3 роки тому +7

      @@blendyboi5023 thanks but that comment was like a month ago lol

  • @_Uno_Cinco_
    @_Uno_Cinco_ Рік тому +2

    Hits different after the man who owns Antarctica(and probably the universe too)died from his stage four cancer.
    We miss you man 💖

  • @king4konge
    @king4konge Рік тому +3

    rip techno, just rewatching like every single vid I'm memory of his great spirit

  • @cresaint8627
    @cresaint8627 4 роки тому +691

    techno: i’m gonna claim the whole world
    people who watched his recent stream: wait a minute

    • @Tyler-vf2ge
      @Tyler-vf2ge 4 роки тому +10

      What does he stream on?

    • @JM-mx4fw
      @JM-mx4fw 4 роки тому +15

      David Rid his streams are all on a playlist of his called “past live streams”

    • @Tyler-vf2ge
      @Tyler-vf2ge 4 роки тому +1

      @@JM-mx4fw ty

    • @josephwheeler9830
      @josephwheeler9830 4 роки тому +3

      i missed the last one what happened? the admins say he cant or something?

    • @corruptplex9179
      @corruptplex9179 4 роки тому +3

      schlatt would be proud

  • @keithanpepper1291
    @keithanpepper1291 4 роки тому +411

    “What is Smp Earth?”
    Risk the board game but it’s relevant

    • @Just_A_Husk
      @Just_A_Husk 4 роки тому +16

      God i love that game. Once i refused to take the last part of Africa and Australia just so i wouldn't have completed the task of getting 3 continents.
      Continued to take over the world.

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 4 роки тому +3

      Eat me

  • @johnm364
    @johnm364 Рік тому +4

    It was an honor Alex. Rest In Peace dude

  • @kivets
    @kivets 3 роки тому +694

    technoblade saying "wheres the food" while in africa is one of the mist unintentionally funny jokes ive ever heard

  • @Mr35diamonds
    @Mr35diamonds 4 роки тому +549

    FitMC is like the physical embodiment of the Pooh classy meme
    "Let's teamup"
    FitMC: "I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership"

    • @user-gt3dj9et5d
      @user-gt3dj9et5d 4 роки тому +28

      I meannnnn Florida’s got Florida man sooooooo

    • @vzPander
      @vzPander 4 роки тому +6

      nukes under cinderal castle in disney world yeahh

    • @luj6455
      @luj6455 4 роки тому +6

      Fit is so official like he is saying that they are gonna have a "Mutualy Beneficial Partnership"

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 4 роки тому +1

      Absolutely I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership.

  • @pacckka
    @pacckka Рік тому +4

    Screw the saying, "Pigs don't fly."
    Spread your wings, Technoblade. Fly high into the stars. Thank you for all your content and the ways you made us laugh.
    o7

    • @sillyboy12.
      @sillyboy12. Рік тому

      did you really copy and paste this because your other comment did well. I mean, at least you removed the self promo

  • @tuwud7307
    @tuwud7307 Рік тому +3

    Just remembered this series. Watching this is so nostalgic 😢 Rip king blade

  • @Velocity_AU
    @Velocity_AU 4 роки тому +606

    Skeleton: *Shoots pigmen*
    Pigmen: "Execute order 66"

    • @ThickThighLover69
      @ThickThighLover69 4 роки тому +16

      "Target spotted"

    • @nerdatomic2273
      @nerdatomic2273 4 роки тому +9

      Yes, my Lord

    • @ThickThighLover69
      @ThickThighLover69 4 роки тому +4

      @@nerdatomic2273 "you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them"

    • @nerdatomic2273
      @nerdatomic2273 4 роки тому +3

      @@ThickThighLover69 "it's over Anikan I have the high ground"

    • @boonus.4546
      @boonus.4546 4 роки тому +2

      @@ThickThighLover69 he was the chosen one

  • @justinhanna6118
    @justinhanna6118 4 роки тому +417

    Madagascar is like
    "Someone coughed in Europe?"
    "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!"

    • @levinies2187
      @levinies2187 4 роки тому +1

      Justin Hanna iceland though

    • @teseofabbri1812
      @teseofabbri1812 4 роки тому +10

      Well what about New Zealand and greenland

    • @justinhanna6118
      @justinhanna6118 4 роки тому

      I can typically get those but Madagascar is the one that always lives

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 4 роки тому +2

      greenland be like "oh someone in antarctica had like that sneeze feeling but didn't actually sneeze? time to shut down EVERY METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION"
      And this is why i always go for infectability and unevolve symptoms, then once i have all that, i save up for a long time for points, AND MAKE EVERY HUMAN PERSON SHIT THEIR PANTS IN AN INSTANT

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 роки тому

      Yeah hate these islands countries. They shut down and you'll never be able to get there. *Looks at greenland and Madagascar*

  • @MG-oq4eg
    @MG-oq4eg Рік тому +8

    Who else is just watching every technoblade vid because you miss him

  • @Susprint
    @Susprint Рік тому +2

    Not even close baby, Technoblade never dies 1999-2022! 👑🐖

  • @ToyosatomimiNoThug
    @ToyosatomimiNoThug 4 роки тому +693

    Everyone in Africa ever: “Where’s the food at?!”

    • @ibnhe9024
      @ibnhe9024 4 роки тому +9

      OK, haha.
      Completely terrible joke, You Dirty WASTE OF SPACE.
      Edit: First of all I didn't really mean this kid was a waste of space, that a job ke and n itself

    • @zlabobabil
      @zlabobabil 4 роки тому +13

      Everyone in Africa who sees technoblade: IT IS FOOD!

    • @brad1552
      @brad1552 4 роки тому +18

      Ibn He if you’re that sensitive get off the internet

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 4 роки тому

      @@ibnhe9024 no u

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 4 роки тому +5

      brayzenn // It’s a terrible dark humor. Isn’t even relevant with the video. It’s just to appear edgy.

  • @abbysteffens7813
    @abbysteffens7813 3 роки тому +217

    "Techno calls dibs on Africa"
    The British: well... This sucks

  • @Blynded
    @Blynded Рік тому +2

    He will now call dibs on heaven

  • @user-iu9hq7mw8v
    @user-iu9hq7mw8v 10 місяців тому +2

    He got the legendary hurt sound

  • @soulstornado1002
    @soulstornado1002 4 роки тому +96

    Technoblade: *goes to Africa*
    Also Technoblade: “That’s the first step to any world domination.”
    “Stealing resources from Africa”