The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]

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  • Those who would give up liberty for safety deserve neither.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 26 тис.

  • @lorilorilorienth
    @lorilorilorienth 4 роки тому +5139

    "They can't talk over you if they're dead"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @Hello-qc8qo
      @Hello-qc8qo 4 роки тому +10

      Umm.... why nobody comment under this

    • @kader6473
      @kader6473 4 роки тому +56

      "Never forget that necrophilia exists, virgin"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    • @coffeebreak7668
      @coffeebreak7668 4 роки тому +6

      bruhhhh

    • @suntzu444
      @suntzu444 4 роки тому +5

      i agree with that guy

    • @karhonglooi7485
      @karhonglooi7485 4 роки тому +2

      Nice one pfp changer

  • @kingkang39
    @kingkang39 4 роки тому +5870

    Everyone: we need supplies for taking over Manburg
    Techno: every war crime in existence take it or leave it

    • @george36615984
      @george36615984 4 роки тому +129

      Tubbo: takes "war crime" emeralds

    • @GORTRON_THE_DESTROYER
      @GORTRON_THE_DESTROYER 4 роки тому +92

      Tubbo: tries to take power for himself
      Techno: Warcrimes intensify even further

    • @goldenshadow7708
      @goldenshadow7708 4 роки тому +42

      You can't get prosecuted for war atrocities if there's no one left to prosecute!

    • @baconboy486
      @baconboy486 4 роки тому +6

      @@goldenshadow7708 that’s a lot of complicated *w e r d s*

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 4 роки тому +2

      He didn't put down unseen land mines

  • @yuccaluka
    @yuccaluka 4 роки тому +5930

    He left in the wither head misclick when everyone else edited it out....
    *No one can make fun of you if you do it first*

    • @benbenoy4419
      @benbenoy4419 4 роки тому +11

      Life lessons

    • @massimoharris1334
      @massimoharris1334 4 роки тому +82

      I watched this on stream and have no life gang

    • @silic8873
      @silic8873 4 роки тому +8

      @@massimoharris1334 same

    • @caroleisvibing
      @caroleisvibing 4 роки тому +13

      I completely agree with this statement. I’m putting it in my quote book- (yes I have a quote book, I started one a few weeks ago, still trying to find good quotes lol)

    • @PriyaGupta-fc9yf
      @PriyaGupta-fc9yf 4 роки тому +1

      @@massimoharris1334 EEEYYYYYYYY

  • @mumpkeyman
    @mumpkeyman 2 роки тому +2793

    "WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS, IT ONLY TOOK 20 OF US" -technoblade

    • @rishitdebnath6509
      @rishitdebnath6509 Рік тому +12

      😂

    • @Alexminecrafter1
      @Alexminecrafter1 Рік тому +16

      legends words

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray Рік тому +11

      FINALLY a comment that isn't something like "we miss you techno 😭😭😭😭😭" I am so tired of hearing that crap

    • @ChickenNuggt
      @ChickenNuggt Рік тому +19

      @@d1nodrayI understand, but that’s just kind of disrespectful

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray Рік тому +1

      @@ChickenNuggt Please tell me, how is it disrespectful

  • @dylanphelan3010
    @dylanphelan3010 4 роки тому +14125

    Technoblade: shows everyone the secret base
    Tommy: Eret flashbacks

  • @r2d2fromstartrack83
    @r2d2fromstartrack83 4 роки тому +6258

    Techno: "everybody stay there!!!"
    Half of the server: "I'm sure he won't mind"

  • @whoisriley
    @whoisriley 4 роки тому +7676

    techno: finally roleplays
    everyone else: im boutta end this mans whole speech

  • @bigmanleepic
    @bigmanleepic Рік тому +505

    Techno blade- “Let’s not get arrogant”
    Latterly everyone else- “WE GOT THE BLADE”

  • @joshuacoy9672
    @joshuacoy9672 4 роки тому +4800

    Schlatt:"if I die this country dies with me"
    Techno:"That's kind of the point"

  • @leonvillavicencio4524
    @leonvillavicencio4524 4 роки тому +7421

    Techno: Uploads twice in one month
    Everyone: *Impossible*

    • @leonvillavicencio4524
      @leonvillavicencio4524 4 роки тому +14

      oops wasn’t thinking 😅

    • @ralph12u64
      @ralph12u64 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @GolDannyHD
      @GolDannyHD 4 роки тому +105

      He is trying to make sure tommy doesn't overtake him in subs otherwise Tommy's ego will skyrocket 😅

    • @i9vd
      @i9vd 4 роки тому +32

      better enjoy it cause we aint getting any more

    • @Annie-gn1fw
      @Annie-gn1fw 4 роки тому +2

      LMAOOOO

  • @payjoem24
    @payjoem24 4 роки тому +3040

    I love how Techno edited his speech so no one talked over him and so no one was shotting eachother 😂.
    *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

    • @queenlunafreed5731
      @queenlunafreed5731 4 роки тому +83

      Clout for anyone but the Blood God - denied

    • @aiwiyn4995
      @aiwiyn4995 4 роки тому +67

      In the stream it was sad tho that everyone talked over him :/

    • @SPIKE-ym2uq
      @SPIKE-ym2uq 4 роки тому +38

      @@aiwiyn4995 he told them to shut up so he can give the speech after like a minute

    • @seapinecone2869
      @seapinecone2869 4 роки тому +32

      @@aiwiyn4995 he ended up making the speech, it was fine. Besides, they all talked over each other, it’s not like it was targeted at Techno, or they knew they were doing it.

    • @hermitcraftsnippets
      @hermitcraftsnippets 4 роки тому +26

      @@aiwiyn4995 isn't talking over one another is the trademark of entire dream smp lol

  • @CrazyBerserk
    @CrazyBerserk 2 роки тому +1135

    Always remember: In the span of 10 months, he was suffering, feeling pain like probably no other, yet he still entertained us. While 6 videos is not that much, it’s at least something. Techno is in a better place now.

    • @Link_hyaa
      @Link_hyaa 2 роки тому +38

      He is.
      And he is happy now, free from pain.
      The man were something for all of us, and for the man he were, he will be remembered by us.

    • @Justin-qe6gj
      @Justin-qe6gj 2 роки тому

      no...?

    • @catassistant
      @catassistant 2 роки тому +17

      @@Justin-qe6gj he was diagnosed with cancer 10 months ago

    • @i-quit-thischannel
      @i-quit-thischannel 2 роки тому

      bruh

    • @MysticianLuna_VG
      @MysticianLuna_VG 2 роки тому +2

      @@i-quit-thischannel dude, this fella died due to sarcoma in july 1

  • @sariahv8708
    @sariahv8708 4 роки тому +14775

    everyone: techno doesn’t roleplay
    techno editing this video:

    • @techno-chan8903
      @techno-chan8903 4 роки тому +411

      He spent a lot of time starting an intro

    • @jehfvhsuhireuffhrwiufhm9504
      @jehfvhsuhireuffhrwiufhm9504 4 роки тому +16

      @@AxxLAfriku dea5h

    • @oldchannellolz6086
      @oldchannellolz6086 4 роки тому +134

      @@AxxLAfriku even if that was the truth, it is shameless self promotion. I would not suggest bragging about your UA-cam or your girlfriends. There are many videos you can watch that explains how the UA-cam algorithm works. Once you have an understanding of that, you could grow far quicker and you can grow far bigger.

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 4 роки тому +3

      wow

    • @spaaccee-5497
      @spaaccee-5497 4 роки тому +5

      @@AxxLAfriku wow you have what many dont

  • @Matthew-el2fw
    @Matthew-el2fw 4 роки тому +4448

    Phil literally 5 minutes into joining the server "how is he so stacked"

    • @batal0538
      @batal0538 4 роки тому +7

      :0

    • @insaein
      @insaein 4 роки тому +41

      @Noryge Ph1lza

    • @sindhumani4860
      @sindhumani4860 4 роки тому +38

      Phil had Tommy's armor and Dreams crossbow which Dream gave to Tommy when Dream was team Pogtopia
      Phil picked it up after techno killed Tommy and returned it to him the next day

    • @zhaojia6172
      @zhaojia6172 4 роки тому +2

      @Noryge at 11:30

    • @eanakay9510
      @eanakay9510 4 роки тому +16

      CONGRATS ON THE ADVANCEMENT! HE JUST GOT A STONE PICAXE GETTING AN UPGRADE!!!

  • @yaraidk
    @yaraidk 2 роки тому +413

    'good things don't happen to heroes'
    the most foreshadowing I've seen in my life

    • @_Pangloss
      @_Pangloss Рік тому +7

      ow
      That hurts

    • @dampseeker
      @dampseeker Рік тому +2

      that aged like fine milk

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@dampseekerActually, it unfortunateley aged well

  • @thatoneguy9983
    @thatoneguy9983 4 роки тому +11243

    I love how he cleverly edited out everyone talking over him during his speech

    • @frog5528
      @frog5528 4 роки тому +271

      LOLOLOL

    • @katbakugou2964
      @katbakugou2964 4 роки тому +411

      LOLLLLL ITS SO DAMN TRUE

    • @Sean-kw8xj
      @Sean-kw8xj 4 роки тому +40

      lol

    • @nazozo
      @nazozo 4 роки тому +244

      Trying his best

    • @acapybara3032
      @acapybara3032 4 роки тому +676

      ikr, the poor dude. i remember the chat was spamming "technoignored" lmao

  • @lunaa6055
    @lunaa6055 4 роки тому +2533

    “I just did a little mining off camera.”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @lmfaoking1137
      @lmfaoking1137 4 роки тому +17

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @prebsprebs993
      @prebsprebs993 4 роки тому +5

      Just a little

    • @JwArDoO
      @JwArDoO 4 роки тому +20

      The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start. ding

    • @xerific9481
      @xerific9481 4 роки тому +6

      @@JwArDoO oh my god

    • @noeakcrow4217
      @noeakcrow4217 4 роки тому +7

      @@JwArDoO *flashbacks*

  • @wanali4504
    @wanali4504 3 роки тому +3029

    I could imagine techno’s disappointment when he gave a dramatic speech, just to misplace the wither skulls

    • @Cheeseyer
      @Cheeseyer 3 роки тому +42

      Rip his channel

    • @mdzaheerquadri9859
      @mdzaheerquadri9859 3 роки тому +19

      Was probably scripted for such memes

    • @exurbian2420
      @exurbian2420 3 роки тому +54

      @@mdzaheerquadri9859 nah, it's not scripted. they just roleplay like a dnd campaign

    • @APerson-ws4cw
      @APerson-ws4cw 3 роки тому +32

      @@exurbian2420 it's semi-scripted, that gaff wasn't scripted though

    • @alwan8872
      @alwan8872 3 роки тому +13

      @@mdzaheerquadri9859 the wither skull placement mistake was not scripted, basically a mistake

  • @Skittishxd
    @Skittishxd 8 місяців тому +128

    There once, was a blade
    Sharper than ever
    The blade cut through everything
    The blade, never lost a single time
    But who knew, the rust inside the blade
    Would eventually cause it to collapse
    He may be gone, but he will never be forgotten
    You may now,
    Rest in peace, Your Majesty

  • @brodywinsor4463
    @brodywinsor4463 4 роки тому +2625

    Everyone: struggles to load the exploding Manburg
    Philza: 1 ping and 4000 fps watching Manburg explode perfectly without lag

    • @lordkumo3511
      @lordkumo3511 4 роки тому +119

      the greeks knew the score....

    • @qatno.
      @qatno. 4 роки тому +88

      The game gave him free stuff because he could appreciate it's graphics (:

    • @SirKartopelia
      @SirKartopelia 4 роки тому +8

      what

    • @talentlesscommenter1329
      @talentlesscommenter1329 4 роки тому +60

      He probably uses NASA’s supercomputer “Summit” to play Minecraft.

    • @InternetNonsense
      @InternetNonsense 4 роки тому +46

      They don't call him Philza Minecraft for nothing, he is one with the game.

  • @moobattle
    @moobattle 4 роки тому +4338

    "At first I used logic and reason"
    Techno on stream: There will be withers chat relax

    • @3verlong
      @3verlong 4 роки тому +105

      i can confirm that

    • @shylaguilford1122
      @shylaguilford1122 4 роки тому +218

      lmaoo that was so funny the chat was just BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD DEATH CHAOS ANARCHY when he had to listen to tubbos president speach

    • @carguye.
      @carguye. 4 роки тому +21

      @@shylaguilford1122 hey i was the one that commented about the blood death and anarchy

    • @TonyFGDD
      @TonyFGDD 4 роки тому +3

      MBdghhhfjjh

    • @skttrbrain
      @skttrbrain 4 роки тому +6

      And everyone spamming crossbow bahaha

  • @timeenbyvictorious
    @timeenbyvictorious 4 роки тому +3275

    “We killed an old man with heart problems POOOOG” - Techno, 2020

    • @StyxIris
      @StyxIris 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @k.6882
      @k.6882 4 роки тому +67

      IT ONLY TOOK 20 OF US

    • @albps2009
      @albps2009 4 роки тому +16

      @@k.6882 and Schlatt didn't even died for any of them lol

    • @Skwuushi
      @Skwuushi 4 роки тому +5

      POGGGGG

    • @algebrascout3949
      @algebrascout3949 4 роки тому +2

      POOOG!!!!

  • @srcastiel3319
    @srcastiel3319 Рік тому +92

    Sempre nos lembraremos, dessa lenda, nós curvamos ao nosso rei caído Technoblade

  • @kingdragon6907
    @kingdragon6907 4 роки тому +3735

    Technoblade is the only person who can get away with “accidentally” role playing. Also can we just appreciate the fact that Techno is super dedicated to whatever he does.

    • @fallendown8828
      @fallendown8828 4 роки тому +52

      He is not acting videogames is his life lol

    • @fallendown8828
      @fallendown8828 4 роки тому +11

      He is best at these videogames

    • @BrokenTooth
      @BrokenTooth 4 роки тому +22

      I mean... look at his levels in the game.

    • @ICXCN
      @ICXCN 4 роки тому +22

      Even tho he has ADHD he is dedicated with his actions he probably took his medicine this time not like in the duel

    • @onicgames2270
      @onicgames2270 4 роки тому +11

      u mean potato war?

  • @Proj3ta
    @Proj3ta 4 роки тому +2472

    JSchlatt: "If you kill me, L'Manberg is going down with me"
    *Boy was he right*

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld 4 роки тому +858

    He literally only logged onto Minecraft that day knowing he would cause chaos, and then logged off and had sweet dreams about the next time he would cause chaos.

  • @jennycomelately
    @jennycomelately Рік тому +41

    11:28 Techno taking a moment out of the massacre to compliment philza is very wholesome.😊

  • @scepterzlive3558
    @scepterzlive3558 4 роки тому +1966

    Everyone - Techno, you betrayed us
    Techno's Perspective - *Its the other way around*

    • @pakucza644
      @pakucza644 4 роки тому +45

      From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!!! *Ugh* I mean Goverment is bad, yes.

    • @noot5871
      @noot5871 4 роки тому +63

      I’m glad that all techno fans are like techno was betrayed cause they knew he didn’t like the government

    • @Miscodes
      @Miscodes 4 роки тому +62

      technically, everyone else IS actually incorrect in saying that techno betrayed them bc he only wanted one thing and struck back when he didn't get that thing. (the thing being the lack of government)

    • @noot5871
      @noot5871 4 роки тому +5

      @@Miscodes exactly!!

    • @sieg.4444
      @sieg.4444 4 роки тому +23

      Funny how they thought their feelings of betrayal would prevent their inevitable explosive demise.

  • @dogplays8302
    @dogplays8302 4 роки тому +2564

    "Schlatt are you ready to die?"
    schlatt: "wAt?"

  • @scarface4150
    @scarface4150 4 роки тому +6212

    government:exists
    techno: "and I took that personally"

  • @taiga17
    @taiga17 Рік тому +17

    Its the fact he had this all prepared to the point having a name tag for subscribe to technoblade, like it wasn't just some random act of violence, like this is business and revenue baby.

  • @p1ksel.
    @p1ksel. 4 роки тому +2132

    "You want to be a hero? Then die as one."
    This quote is so powerful you wouldn't believe it came from a Minecraft RP server

    • @sibashis_12
      @sibashis_12 4 роки тому +131

      I wish the withers spawned immediately after, without that unfortunate blooper.

    • @draven1502
      @draven1502 4 роки тому +72

      "I NEED THAT ARMOR BACK FUNDY!"
      "NOOOOO!"

    • @techno-chan8903
      @techno-chan8903 4 роки тому +50

      @@draven1502 I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY

    • @RandomPerson-qv9jr
      @RandomPerson-qv9jr 4 роки тому +23

      @@sibashis_12 It was funny though, you gotta admit that XD

    • @PaxonSYS_VODS
      @PaxonSYS_VODS 4 роки тому +11

      so true that someone made an animation of him saying that and man was that legendary

  • @Sklent
    @Sklent 4 роки тому +3447

    Techno’s convincing speech: fails to convince the tyrants
    Techno’s unlimited power: *fine, ill do it myself*

    • @ryutae6151
      @ryutae6151 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 4 роки тому +47

      The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
      If only Techno had a pen to write with, then he could unleash his true potential!

    • @creator2909
      @creator2909 4 роки тому +22

      Honestly Quackity was sold on it lmao

    • @koransumant6270
      @koransumant6270 4 роки тому +2

      much like thanos

    • @Rubyllim
      @Rubyllim 4 роки тому +14

      @@zyansheep the pen is mightier than the sword
      Now I get why john wick used the pencil...

  • @LukesMyName
    @LukesMyName 4 роки тому +1794

    “I started using logic, but then everyone started killing each other...”
    -Technoblade 2020

    • @anothernerd5111
      @anothernerd5111 4 роки тому +37

      Trying to have a decent conversation with my family

    • @cerealbowl7407
      @cerealbowl7407 4 роки тому +11

      violence is the universal language after all

    • @monke7238
      @monke7238 4 роки тому +4

      @@anothernerd5111 why is this so relatable

    • @Fribblz
      @Fribblz 4 роки тому +4

      2020 explained

    • @generalkt5398
      @generalkt5398 4 роки тому +3

      A fine line between logic and common sense, and killing everyone... well... that’s just common sense

  • @Something.Go0fy
    @Something.Go0fy 2 роки тому +61

    "You want to be a hero? Then die like one."
    Looks like the blood God followed his own advice, but he'll never really die.
    Technoblade never dies

  • @velocivoid7974
    @velocivoid7974 3 роки тому +1936

    “You wanna be a hero Tommy? Then die like one!”
    “Oh, wait, why is this not spawning.”
    *NO-*

  • @Jmvd-hk2sr
    @Jmvd-hk2sr 4 роки тому +1756

    "WE'VE GOT THE BLADE!" little did they know, the blade would be their downfall.

    • @donutlarper7179
      @donutlarper7179 4 роки тому +107

      its like a double edged sword. it can be really deadly, but one wrong move and you would be cut down too

    • @SuperGamersgames
      @SuperGamersgames 4 роки тому +36

      I like to think that this makes Techno the main character of the story.

    • @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
      @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 4 роки тому +40

      Technoblade is like a nuclear reactor. If you keep him around he could be very helpful, but if you don't take care, he kills everyone

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 роки тому +11

      I found it hilarious that they had a traitor in their midst... but he was not a traitor to Technoblade's cause.

    • @nubzbelike
      @nubzbelike 4 роки тому +3

      @the sticklord it's said in the Bible I think

  • @lussk3446
    @lussk3446 4 роки тому +4103

    I hope Technoblade never realizes about there being actual governments in the world. That would be a fair successor to 2020.

    • @thegunfireguy7447
      @thegunfireguy7447 4 роки тому +220

      What him tweet out 'Wait there's governments IRL? Brb' on december 31st when everyones thinking the year is finally about
      to end

    • @xenowithleak797
      @xenowithleak797 4 роки тому +58

      then if he took a couple weeks to get all those resources from the world
      he would take years considering he will use titanium instead of iron or netherrite and diamond he would probably use the maska-1 russian helmet it looks good and the the juggernaut vest and what is he gonna use as weaponary
      well he would use the MG ICS-190 MGL revolving rocket grenade launcher because he needed a fast and easy to reload gun
      here is technoman's set for taking over the world

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 4 роки тому +16

      He thinks nobody telling him about Thorns was bad, oh boy... Just wait for the government realization.

    • @lil_herb2518
      @lil_herb2518 4 роки тому +7

      But he is right about it like there is so much tyranny in our government today but its all hidden by "the good they do"

    • @roi8138
      @roi8138 4 роки тому +4

      Look at comunity posts

  • @StrawberryGS
    @StrawberryGS 2 роки тому +399

    This was an excellent edit, and worth re-watching on a regular basis. It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.
    I miss Technoblade.

    • @TheB_Assassin
      @TheB_Assassin 7 місяців тому +4

      Real

    • @StrawberryGS
      @StrawberryGS 7 місяців тому +2

      @@TheB_Assassin

    • @iammetrustme
      @iammetrustme 6 місяців тому +1

      100%

    • @tryo_3071
      @tryo_3071 6 місяців тому +3

      Every single day, can't seem to be okay with him not being here anymore, every day, the feeling of missing him gets stronger

    • @StrawberryGS
      @StrawberryGS 6 місяців тому +2

      @@tryo_3071
      I'm sure you aren't alone. Technoblade was one of the good ones, and the world is lesser with his passing.
      If you can, please do seek professional help. We're coming up on 2 years since so long nerds. Grief always has its own timeline, but when that weight is still there every day, it's time to talk to someone who is professionally trained to help you reach inside yourself and explore why those feelings are still so intense.

  • @ModdedMarionette
    @ModdedMarionette 4 роки тому +2651

    "Your sword is called the Orphan Obliterator!?"
    *Always has been.*

    • @boomxisntavailable
      @boomxisntavailable 4 роки тому +48

      these orphans are getting destroyed

    • @alexantone5532
      @alexantone5532 4 роки тому +50

      It’s the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans

    • @ovii3313
      @ovii3313 4 роки тому +5

      @@alexantone5532 what is the 1st

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 4 роки тому +32

      @@ovii3313 “they weren’t always orphans Quackity”

    • @Pearlbytezz
      @Pearlbytezz 4 роки тому +10

      BRUHHH HE UPLOADED?! ITS ONLY BEEn .... TWO WEEKS ?!

  • @silence__2592
    @silence__2592 4 роки тому +939

    "ItsFundy was slain by Technoblade using [Orphan Obliterator]"
    Techno really was the second-worst thing to happen to those orphans,,,

    • @epicflyingfalco7753
      @epicflyingfalco7753 4 роки тому +8

      *I was the first*

    • @lucidlemon9930
      @lucidlemon9930 4 роки тому +31

      And fundy just recently became a orphan that day

    • @spartanv0
      @spartanv0 4 роки тому +7

      @@epicflyingfalco7753 no. They weren't always orphans.

    • @amitbiswas710
      @amitbiswas710 4 роки тому +4

      @@epicflyingfalco7753 another man who dosent get the joke

    • @z1re784
      @z1re784 4 роки тому +1

      Atleast theyre reunited

  • @tisramuowandmore6527
    @tisramuowandmore6527 4 роки тому +10580

    The vault is the definition of "I did some mining off camera"

    • @quinn470
      @quinn470 4 роки тому +632

      techno's the only one i'd ever believe saying that

    • @cyberseai9305
      @cyberseai9305 4 роки тому +169

      @@quinn470 true btw he is the one who doesnt cheat

    • @diggydiggyhole1401
      @diggydiggyhole1401 4 роки тому +242

      @@cyberseai9305 to be fair he spent countless hours farming p o t a t o s

    • @cyberseai9305
      @cyberseai9305 4 роки тому +39

      @@diggydiggyhole1401 hahahhahahah

    • @WumpyDumpy
      @WumpyDumpy 4 роки тому +26

      Underrated comment

  • @Raccoon662
    @Raccoon662 Рік тому +31

    I'll never understand how Techno could turn a stream that almost made me cry into pure comedy
    Rest in peace legend❤

  • @epodyy
    @epodyy 4 роки тому +847

    Wilbur: “Schlatt are you ready to end this now, are you ready to die?”
    Jsclatt: *”What”*

  • @JustNuggie
    @JustNuggie 3 роки тому +2136

    "WOO WE KILLED A MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS! POGG!!"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @Traversky433
    @Traversky433 4 роки тому +1539

    The best part is just how effortlessly he shreds through everyone once the chaos begins.

    • @l.a.wright6912
      @l.a.wright6912 4 роки тому +18

      to be fair dream did appear to be on his side

    • @danielbaxter2139
      @danielbaxter2139 4 роки тому +28

      He gave them all blast protection and fire protection lmao.

    • @trusttheprocess9067
      @trusttheprocess9067 4 роки тому +3

      Also he isn’t playing on his main version LMAO imagine if smp was 1.8.9 he wouldn’t die

    • @dragoneir7894
      @dragoneir7894 4 роки тому

      True indeed

    • @firebird1241
      @firebird1241 4 роки тому +7

      @@AnyOther-Name so what? That means that Techno is better than Dream, not that Dream is bad. Besides, by bringing down Techno's opponent you kind of bring down Techno himself lmao

  • @Toprak135
    @Toprak135 Рік тому +19

    10:07 The climax just *dies* after he misplaces the skull.

  • @joeyoltman5989
    @joeyoltman5989 4 роки тому +10031

    "Techoblade, why"
    "Your sword is called the orphan obliterator"
    I DIED

    • @GoldenDoom
      @GoldenDoom 4 роки тому +198

      i was in the middle of class and like half the class looked at me when i laughed.

    • @Themamba214
      @Themamba214 4 роки тому +45

      if you died how could you type this comment?

    • @schwarz8614
      @schwarz8614 4 роки тому +6

      @@GoldenDoom sure

    • @A05_
      @A05_ 4 роки тому +7

      rip

    • @KR-wl5yd
      @KR-wl5yd 4 роки тому +46

      **The second worst thing to happen to those orphans**

  • @nikkinikki3372
    @nikkinikki3372 4 роки тому +3816

    Government: exists
    Technoblade: "And I took that personally."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +24

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear nik

    • @collegepark301
      @collegepark301 4 роки тому +13

      at this point he has got out of the ways of anarchy and more closer to anarcho-communism

    • @Sugoie
      @Sugoie 4 роки тому +13

      @@collegepark301 bruh nah he just wants abolishment of the state , he doesn't want to provide for everyone in place of the non-existent state. More like anarcho-primitivism.

    • @doctorfoxy1085
      @doctorfoxy1085 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine memenade took that and used it for there video

    • @collegepark301
      @collegepark301 4 роки тому +2

      @@Sugoie yeah that suits it more. Because he needs to follow a scenario and a script everything can change in one day so its hard to track

  • @v-rex5715
    @v-rex5715 3 роки тому +1429

    "Y'know if I die? *This country goes down with me."*
    Holy crap he couldn't have been more right.

  • @DonatoVR
    @DonatoVR Рік тому +17

    "What are you doing in my drug van? IT BETTER NOT BE DRUGS." -Wilbur Soot

  • @meatmanmagoo
    @meatmanmagoo 4 роки тому +963

    Techno "I want Manburg to be gone" "I want anarchy and no governments!"
    Everybody else "tEcHnO BeTrAyEd uS"
    Nah dawg, they betrayed Techno. He said his intentions from the very start!

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 4 роки тому +20

      “Overthrowing Government? I’m in”

    • @Cinnigen
      @Cinnigen 4 роки тому +3

      IKR! THEY WHERE THE TRAITORS TBH

    • @blackisanxious7178
      @blackisanxious7178 4 роки тому +5

      yeah .. he did a lot for the revolution

    • @mayhateclub
      @mayhateclub 4 роки тому +4

      and not to mention tommy literally wore his armor while announcing the government lmaooo he had it coming at that point

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 4 роки тому +4

      This man legit did everything while screaming anarchy. And then are suprised when he rekts them all after they form an new government with HIS support and HIS gear

  • @ultrakoo2888
    @ultrakoo2888 3 роки тому +1382

    all quotes
    "If I die, this country goes down with me."
    "Don't you see what's happenin' here? Don't you see history repeating itself?"
    "It was never meant to be."
    ''Do you want to be a hero Tommy? Then, *die like one* "

    • @mitsunitaiko1742
      @mitsunitaiko1742 3 роки тому +26

      Gotta say, I hate how Technooblade changes the truth. Like he says Pogtopia tricked him into thinking they were going to destroy the government but since day 1 they have been very open about the fact that they planned to make Wilbur president and destroying Manburg was just a backup plan.
      He did the same with Tommyinnit recently

    • @ultrakoo2888
      @ultrakoo2888 3 роки тому +25

      @@mitsunitaiko1742 well they did not tell Technoblade about this and Technoblade wanted to destroy it. So technically pogtopia is the one on betraying him

    • @mitsunitaiko1742
      @mitsunitaiko1742 3 роки тому

      @@ultrakoo2888 wrong, they definitely told him multiple times, he was just playing deaf

    • @ultrakoo2888
      @ultrakoo2888 3 роки тому +12

      @@mitsunitaiko1742 when did they said that

    • @ultrakoo2888
      @ultrakoo2888 3 роки тому +9

      @@mitsunitaiko1742 i dont recall

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 4 роки тому +3223

    Philza’s just watching his two eldest children destroying an entire server while his two youngest kids run around screaming.

    • @batata1976
      @batata1976 4 роки тому +147

      And then he killed one of them

    • @gabrielaturniak8312
      @gabrielaturniak8312 4 роки тому +118

      You know what they say, kids will be kids

    • @abdullahhammad9050
      @abdullahhammad9050 4 роки тому +10

      @@gabrielaturniak8312 no one said that in years

    • @gabrielaturniak8312
      @gabrielaturniak8312 4 роки тому +12

      @@abdullahhammad9050 Have you ever been asssulted by another kid when you were young and their parents said that

    • @abdullahhammad9050
      @abdullahhammad9050 4 роки тому +3

      @@gabrielaturniak8312 it was not the kids parents it was mine

  • @Emiratesproiectflight
    @Emiratesproiectflight 7 місяців тому +5

    Technoblade was our diamond, and even though the lava took him, we never forget the memories we had with him.

  • @holycrocs3670
    @holycrocs3670 4 роки тому +2294

    Techno: stacks his friends up with insane gear
    Techno 5 minutes later: kills them all singlehandedly

    • @LIAM_PCK0L
      @LIAM_PCK0L 4 роки тому +89

      He made weaknesses just in case of betrayal or they make a government

    • @mcj74125888
      @mcj74125888 4 роки тому +7

      Thats alot of time wasted

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 4 роки тому +81

      I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 роки тому +3

      @@mcj74125888 its for the content

    • @mcj74125888
      @mcj74125888 4 роки тому +1

      @@pablopereyra7126 ok

  • @kwis2357
    @kwis2357 4 роки тому +7576

    "government sucks"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @Speedy-nb2qz
    @Speedy-nb2qz 3 роки тому +3580

    Imagine being his parents and just hearing him scream “ WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS POOOOOG”

  • @Shadow-qq3hi
    @Shadow-qq3hi Рік тому +6

    You wanna be a hero Tommy, that's fine, you wanna be a hero, then DIE LIKE ONE.
    One of my favorite and most iconic lines.

    • @MrJesus341
      @MrJesus341 Рік тому +1

      Rip techno legends never die😞🫂😢

  • @ChrisGotDeleted
    @ChrisGotDeleted 4 роки тому +3664

    phil: *gets full netherite in 10 minutes”
    dream: i thought i was the speedrunner

  • @krishhariharan8920
    @krishhariharan8920 4 роки тому +962

    I love how he just takes a second to laugh after killing Tommy.

  • @thecountysfinest
    @thecountysfinest 4 роки тому +2654

    Techno blade “I want all government gone”
    Everyone when they beat Schlatt “we’re forming a new government”
    *techno destroys them*
    Everyone *shocked pikachu face*

  • @RobloxPlushAdventures
    @RobloxPlushAdventures 3 місяці тому +16

    I miss him.

  • @striker8961
    @striker8961 3 роки тому +2236

    "I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY!" our boi was playing Monopoly whilst everyone else was playing snakes and ladders.

    • @humanperson3779
      @humanperson3779 3 роки тому +74

      They were playing hopscotch while techno was playing chess

    • @FirstNameLastname-xz1ln
      @FirstNameLastname-xz1ln 3 роки тому +39

      They were playing tic tac toe while he was playing 3d chess

    • @Vox777
      @Vox777 3 роки тому +47

      They were playing 5d chess
      but Techno was farming potatoes.

    • @dhruvvadlamudi631
      @dhruvvadlamudi631 3 роки тому +4

      Just like the potato war...

    • @shriihanmukherjee6502
      @shriihanmukherjee6502 3 роки тому +19

      They were playing checkers, while techno was playing deathnote.

  • @valeriasanchez2959
    @valeriasanchez2959 4 роки тому +578

    "It's necessary, it is necessary"
    Says Tubbo while grabbing a full double chest of emeralds.

  • @SonyaLGlory
    @SonyaLGlory 4 роки тому +476

    Willbur : "its was never meant to be"
    Tommy went off with a bang due to a firework by Techno.
    again..
    what a timming..

    • @skylerbishop9632
      @skylerbishop9632 4 роки тому +3

      I think you mean Tubbo

    • @abdhulhackul2620
      @abdhulhackul2620 4 роки тому +2

      Spelling nazy alert
      (Timing, not timming)

    • @skylerbishop9632
      @skylerbishop9632 4 роки тому

      Never mind lol

    • @Pumpkal
      @Pumpkal 4 роки тому +5

      @@abdhulhackul2620 you can't make fun of someone's spelling and then also incorrectly spell nazi

    • @bluecheese7195
      @bluecheese7195 4 роки тому +4

      @@abdhulhackul2620 What is nazy. Do you mean "nazi"?

  • @ItsJustReign
    @ItsJustReign 6 місяців тому +7

    This video just came into my recommendation, and I thought Techno blade made a new video. But I just remembered his passing, and now I feel sad, because I know that I'll never see a new video from him again. Rest in Peace Techno blade, we all miss you.

  • @nyankoizumi739
    @nyankoizumi739 3 роки тому +3653

    I can't BELIEVE that he killed almost EVERYONE, gave an epic speech, spawned TWO withers AND HE NAMED ONE OF THEM "SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE". THIS MAN. IS SOMETHING ELSE.

    • @michaelsoddy1892
      @michaelsoddy1892 3 роки тому +95

      He's just built different

    • @pogtree727
      @pogtree727 3 роки тому +137

      @@michaelsoddy1892 nah fam he sucks he didn't even use THE steering wheel no justice for him send this man to prison

    • @saerksearl5626
      @saerksearl5626 3 роки тому +48

      TechnoPig ikr, he is 2nd worst thing to those orphans, can't even get to 1st such a huge L

    • @elisabethpowell2632
      @elisabethpowell2632 3 роки тому +41

      yea... but you see, he only killed ALMOST everyone, spawned ONLY towo withers, only ONE of them says sub to technoblade, and he did it with a KEYBOR AND MOUSE!

    • @cyrusjosef
      @cyrusjosef 3 роки тому +21

      nah he sucks did not do it with a steering wheel + blindfolded without armor and tools and with all the debuffs L

  • @samipshah5977
    @samipshah5977 4 роки тому +822

    “Those who would give liberty for safety deserve neither” that is on of the best description I have seen

    • @boijone8440
      @boijone8440 4 роки тому +5

      That's a quote from I think John adams?

    • @swoops8659
      @swoops8659 4 роки тому +7

      Techno is pro 2nd ammendment

    • @ethanreichard4658
      @ethanreichard4658 4 роки тому +8

      @@boijone8440 Ben Franklin, close tho

    • @asianpersuasion4901
      @asianpersuasion4901 4 роки тому +4

      "give up" missing the "up" completely changes the meaning of that xD

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 4 роки тому +3

      ...and lose them both.

  • @HylianJayAppears
    @HylianJayAppears 4 роки тому +1567

    "they exiled him"
    *looks at the current SMP situation*

  • @The0GT3CH-DRAG0N
    @The0GT3CH-DRAG0N 8 місяців тому +6

    R.I.P TECHNO
    you may be gone, but you won't die in our hearts.
    Technoblade never dies.

  • @shaulii6217
    @shaulii6217 3 роки тому +2274

    Everyone: *spilling their hearts out*
    Schlatt: Yo this protein shake be hittin different tho

    • @LuneKidYT
      @LuneKidYT 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @BobIsCoolVr9999
      @BobIsCoolVr9999 3 роки тому +7

      My guy spitting bars

    • @thedoc7184
      @thedoc7184 3 роки тому +13

      Something tells me that he had too much protein in his veins. Clogged an artery

    • @JacobSca
      @JacobSca 3 роки тому

      @@BobIsCoolVr9999 nah he spitting at the bar

  • @sharkycat1096
    @sharkycat1096 4 роки тому +809

    Techno: Uploads on a somewhat normal schedule
    Everyone: *Impossible*

    • @CringyColeBrine
      @CringyColeBrine 4 роки тому +2

      Haha! Just what I was about to say

    • @boingocrusade2608
      @boingocrusade2608 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry I had to double tap the like button on you comment it the like number for it was to great to change

    • @PsychoFreedom
      @PsychoFreedom 4 роки тому +2

      Normal? 2:30 isnt normal XD

    • @Aaaaaa-bf5en
      @Aaaaaa-bf5en 4 роки тому

      How is this possible tho

    • @goatamatix894
      @goatamatix894 4 роки тому

      I dont like quick uploads ,.... hehehehe

  • @rradt2001
    @rradt2001 4 роки тому +561

    "How much free time do you have?!"
    They ask to the person who spent months farming potatoes. . .

    • @lordling3348
      @lordling3348 4 роки тому +16

      Never ask a skyblock player if they have time to grind for something. They always do.

    • @bmxcmxgamingbmx5867
      @bmxcmxgamingbmx5867 4 роки тому +1

      *year

    • @epicgamerstyle6063
      @epicgamerstyle6063 4 роки тому

      rradt2001.
      U have a point there

    • @techno-chan8903
      @techno-chan8903 4 роки тому

      He only spent a month or 2 weeks I think

    • @biang2304
      @biang2304 4 роки тому

      @@bmxcmxgamingbmx5867 months not years it was 5 months it wasnt even that much lmao this other dude got 2x his amount of potato in 4 months

  • @Freezer823
    @Freezer823 21 годину тому +1

    It’s good to hear an old friends voice again even if it’s a recording.

  • @Pie___
    @Pie___ 4 роки тому +1761

    “Do you remember Theseus?”
    People knowing how he wound up in Hell: Oh DO I

    • @prettypancake7051
      @prettypancake7051 4 роки тому +38

      well in greek mythology there is no heaven but yeah he died in quite a sad way

    • @Zero-tm5fc
      @Zero-tm5fc 4 роки тому +40

      @@prettypancake7051 there is elysium but that is also in the underworld

    • @_catelin_
      @_catelin_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zero-tm5fc yep

    • @firre1983
      @firre1983 4 роки тому +17

      @@Zero-tm5fc elysium is pretty much heaven, in greek mythology, as I think it's a separate island? Correct me if I'm wrong

    • @mod8077
      @mod8077 4 роки тому +1

      I thought of Theseus' ship, thought someone was going to rejoinder with something in that line of thought tbh

  • @thebosstaco6870
    @thebosstaco6870 4 роки тому +2140

    “people using fake quotes will destroy Techno’s comment section”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @thatoneguy5992
    @thatoneguy5992 4 роки тому +1704

    Technoblade: the ender of Tyrants, Kings, ages, orphans, people, his sleep schedule, dream, old people with heart problems, governments, minecraft Monday, skeppy, his mental health, and all creatures from little children to squid kid.

    • @3rdworldcountrydumbass273
      @3rdworldcountrydumbass273 4 роки тому +7

      And minecraft monday

    • @rat161
      @rat161 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget his mental health

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan 4 роки тому +1

      @@3rdworldcountrydumbass273 no, there were other reasons for that, but while it lasted he was ender of many yters there, good times

    • @burger984
      @burger984 4 роки тому +3

      I love how this implies that orphans are not people

    • @thatoneguy5992
      @thatoneguy5992 4 роки тому +1

      @@burger984 your point is?

  • @jutafreak6153
    @jutafreak6153 Рік тому +12

    Pov: you're re-watching all of Techno's videos

  • @Hachi-ty4wc
    @Hachi-ty4wc 3 роки тому +3358

    ''you know what they did to him tommy?'' ''they exiled him.''
    **tommy gets exiled later**

    • @kelsierii4747
      @kelsierii4747 3 роки тому +105

      foreshadowing

    • @wolfy9619
      @wolfy9619 3 роки тому +33

      foreshadowing

    • @tigerclaw969
      @tigerclaw969 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @drake-rq9nn
      @drake-rq9nn 3 роки тому +8

      Then tommy died after exile

    • @noob9768
      @noob9768 3 роки тому +5

      Wait do u think then hes going to lose his last cannon life

  • @YesHaiAmOwO
    @YesHaiAmOwO 4 роки тому +1837

    I love how techno casually wipes out everybody on the server without going below 8 hearts

    • @valescf
      @valescf 4 роки тому +37

      the blade nevah dies

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 4 роки тому +10

      He went down to 3 hearths? I didnt see that in the stream

    • @erls3160
      @erls3160 3 роки тому +4

      Its because he’s Technoblade

    • @aasrithkammula5004
      @aasrithkammula5004 3 роки тому +12

      He ACtuALly LOst HeaRTS WoW TEchO Bad He DIDnt eveN 1 V eveRYOne with LEAtheR arMOur AnD an IRoN PICKaxe

    • @Canadafish
      @Canadafish 3 роки тому +3

      Bruh techno can’t 1 v everyone while using a steering wheel while blindfolded while using his other hand to farm potatoes - the every techno fan

  • @Gebbye5
    @Gebbye5 3 роки тому +694

    Tommy's pov: sad
    Technos pov: Serial laugh seeing lmanburg blowing up

    • @knofate
      @knofate 3 роки тому

      thats my fav anarchist

  • @Gino3mila
    @Gino3mila Рік тому +7

    I love how he said "this is the most important part" when naming the withers

  • @jshdisj823
    @jshdisj823 4 роки тому +693

    Tommyinnit: LET"S GO
    George: What should I build. A hobbit house or a Regular House.

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 4 роки тому +5

      Both

    • @mr.perfect6572
      @mr.perfect6572 4 роки тому +2

      @@rekhavmenon1507 agreed

    • @blub_1
      @blub_1 4 роки тому +1

      He sleeps thru the election and then builds a house during the war. Only if Gogy woke up!!!!!!!

  • @twobrosgamers8426
    @twobrosgamers8426 4 роки тому +421

    Everyone: why you have a name tag called “Subscribe to Technoblade”
    Techno: It’s a mystery tool that’ll help us later

  • @1sudoku
    @1sudoku 4 роки тому +662

    “does anyone smell toast”
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @ninjiwe1109
      @ninjiwe1109 4 роки тому +4

      It was an old drunk man who said that not sun tzu

    • @mayemperess
      @mayemperess 4 роки тому +6

      Nah, Jschlatt the senile gym rat, not Sun Tzu

  • @nathanielpatrickhermoso
    @nathanielpatrickhermoso Рік тому +6

    “Do you want to be a hero Tommy?, THEN DIE LIKE ONE”

  • @iammatt3174
    @iammatt3174 4 роки тому +733

    "You want to be a hero? Then die as one!" Is honestly such a cool thing to say. Like, hell yeah.

    • @BisMC
      @BisMC 4 роки тому +1

      Fact

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 4 роки тому +22

      and then proceed to place wither head awkwardly

    • @koolaidman4521
      @koolaidman4521 4 роки тому +10

      Def finna be the quote that’s gonna give us chills in the SAD-ist animation

    • @busterbackflip4892
      @busterbackflip4892 4 роки тому +2

      That’s making it into the animatic

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 4 роки тому +1

      Can I pls have a time stamp

  • @bengt1881
    @bengt1881 4 роки тому +1316

    Government: Is a thing
    Technoblade: So anyways I started blasting

    • @EnergyPHX
      @EnergyPHX 4 роки тому +19

      No Technoblade is like
      And I took that personally

    • @Somerandomguy2763
      @Somerandomguy2763 4 роки тому

      @@EnergyPHX no he could've said: kaboom

    • @MentholKeepIt100
      @MentholKeepIt100 3 роки тому

      @@Somerandomguy2763 Nah more like * BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

    • @not_kitkAt99
      @not_kitkAt99 3 роки тому

      Even somebody in his chat said that XD

    • @not_kitkAt99
      @not_kitkAt99 3 роки тому

      At 10:06

  • @imawesomepersonDERP
    @imawesomepersonDERP 3 роки тому +3521

    Techno taking selfies while Dream is surrendering is the funniest thing to me

  • @danielmanning2319
    @danielmanning2319 2 роки тому +21

    9:10 Techno went into a full supervillain speech

  • @magnuswong6450
    @magnuswong6450 4 роки тому +1682

    “I didn’t put Depth Strider on those boots Fundy”
    Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @blazer_nation7718
      @blazer_nation7718 4 роки тому +88

      He made it so they couldn’t run, like preparing lambs for slaughter

    • @f4z3y91
      @f4z3y91 4 роки тому +9

      @@blazer_nation7718 blad in wader

    • @Ozzy-o8v
      @Ozzy-o8v 4 роки тому +32

      Later revealed he put fire prot on them so he would fight weaker enemies.

    • @xjdjaws
      @xjdjaws 4 роки тому +5

      @@Ozzy-o8v
      Technoblade: Prepared for anything!

    • @RandomHandle837
      @RandomHandle837 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ozzy-o8v no he did that because enchanting 5 sets with prot 4 would be pain

  • @viyaGyudon
    @viyaGyudon 4 роки тому +739

    The fact that I never watch streams about the SMP and the only thing that's updating me is Sad-ist and Techno

    • @sacofrice7581
      @sacofrice7581 4 роки тому +2

      is sadist sapnap?

    • @sammich_uwu
      @sammich_uwu 4 роки тому +62

      @@sacofrice7581 No, Sad-ist is a popular artist for the dream smp. I would highly suggest taking a look at some of their work!

    • @daliailad460
      @daliailad460 4 роки тому +12

      You should watch tommy's videos, they are basically updates lol

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 4 роки тому +3

      Just as it should. Because everything else isn't PG.

    • @cheese__lasagna868
      @cheese__lasagna868 4 роки тому

      Sameeeee

  • @thehobo8207
    @thehobo8207 4 роки тому +1907

    a wise man once said “I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY”

  • @-unknown-0000
    @-unknown-0000 7 місяців тому +5

    naming the wither "subscripe to technoblade* would have been the best thing

  • @cark_irl
    @cark_irl 4 роки тому +14470

    POV: you're watching technoblade instead of doing your assignments that are due

  • @11xf3
    @11xf3 4 роки тому +373

    “Helloooo guys, welcome to another episode of skywars.”
    The way he killed everyone looked like a normal technoblade skywars commentary.

    • @roeital5504
      @roeital5504 4 роки тому +13

      *"Dream smp players are like flies..."*

  • @narcotic702
    @narcotic702 4 роки тому +909

    Shlatt: " Why do I smell Toast?"
    *Dies*
    Techno: "He died from a heart attack."
    Man, I had a stroke

  • @ThomasDougherty-f2h
    @ThomasDougherty-f2h 5 днів тому +2

    Why is it every time my friends and I make our yearly Minecraft smp I find myself watching this😂

  • @iamsomesortofperson2452
    @iamsomesortofperson2452 3 роки тому +1612

    Am I just realizing that tommy the “hero” got exiled and techno was actually right?

    • @scoundral2995
      @scoundral2995 3 роки тому +39

      no he was exiled because he pissed everyone off i think

    • @gonbe6812
      @gonbe6812 3 роки тому +39

      @@scoundral2995 he burned george’s house

    • @scoundral2995
      @scoundral2995 3 роки тому +14

      @@gonbe6812 and that

    • @deenasoot6320
      @deenasoot6320 3 роки тому +47

      @@scoundral2995 Every major event is scripted tho so the tommy exile was def scripted and techno saying this is 100% foreshadowing. Also the part when he talks about the hero dying and tommy is litterly the protagonist of the dream smp.

    • @Grace-lz8jt
      @Grace-lz8jt 3 роки тому

      Ik foreshadowing